#wow gj me?? fuck yeah

[lurkingteapot]

Step by Step ค่อย ๆ รัก Ep 4

we know the drill …

- team building activities? say it ain't so

- RICH PEOPLE I swear to dogs

- OH this is how I know Ying's actress, she's Annie's mother in Mama Gogo!! the sporty outfit did it

- OH and is this Bruce??? Aoey from Lovely Writer??

- man, the gossip in this office. maybe I'm too neurodivergently inattentive to social stuff to get pulled into that sort of stuff normally but like. the most we got at the office was like "I hear the new transfer yells at clients" or "coworker X is getting married, please sign this card and if you like, we're collecting money for a gift." how do these people get ANY work done.

- oh this is NOT going well, yike

- NAN'S FACE JUST NOW she know's what's up (or suspects)

- oh wow Jeng's stare just now, I would've WITHERED if I were that kid

- okay, so he DOES have a condo as well as the house, okay. confusion from last ep somewhat lifted. rich people.

- Pat, when he said "make yourself at home" I'm pretty sure he meant "don't worry about using too much hot water," NOT "snoop around all the cabinets when you're meant to be getting cleaned up so you can go to your work thing"

- OH WOW wow he's cleaned up nicely. and WHAT A GROOM SEEING THE GROOM SHOT THAT JUST WAS, complete with the stairs, I am LOSING it.

- AND THEY MATCH oh my god I'm grinning so wide, incredible. I was not expecting this show to be cute? but it is SO CUTE.

- IT IS BRUCE I love him. Please let his character in this be well-rounded.

- uuurgh executive meddling, HATE IT. and also all of this is so tense. I'm on leave, I shouldn't be getting stressed about OTHER PEOPLE'S FICTIONAL WORK ISSUES

- first oishi and now tao kae noi, I'm getting homesick for BBS here

- how brainwashed by capitalism have I been to be like "9 to 5 doesn't seem that bad" -- WHAT THE FUCK, JENG.

- oh, okay, that's how he meant it. yeah, Pat needs to learn to stand up to P'Ying and P'Prem, but … ????

- unfortunately that's not what Pat heard, huh

- WHY ARE YOU INKING WITH A BRUSH, and one that thick at that??? I mean not to judge but-- okay no, I'm judging

- uh-oh

- Bad Buddy conditioned me to expect a Nivea Micellar Acne Free Cleanser ad here, gj on defying expectations, show

- so Put IS the ex. ok ok ok.

- oh wow oh wow oh yikes

- youtube subtitles created using mtl? urgh. mtl that was not sufficiently cleaned up?? BURN IT.

- URGH why is Ying there

- oh NO another misunderstanding (and WHY did he right to suspecting this was Pat tho)

- once again everything would be so much easier if these folks just talked to one another, but I guess the power dynamics at play here do give a real reason NOT to be frank, huh

- A CHILD. Of course it's a child.

- subtitle game deteriorating steadily, that was "DO call him 'brother' (as opposed to 'uncle')"

- oh no, poor Pat, being subjected to a double set of puppy dog eyes

- appreciation board! translation notes for stuff not in the subs over here

- YES Chot has a bf and they're cute together, THANK.

- I'm DYING oh fuck this is why personal and work phones need to separate devices

- Jeng is WAY more patient with Pat than I would've been with ANYONE in this situation. Man's got it bad.

- THAT BGM WAS IN BBS AS WELL

- oh, Ms Nadia is intrigued

- the enemy really IS seniority, yikes

- he's bad at karaoke and picks old-fashioned songs!!! I love that

- because he's WHIPPED is why (okay and also he thinks Pat genuinely has potential)

- oh RIGHT we still have the potential pregnancy plot here. right.

- oh my GOD we're talking about this now???????

- Pat, you say these things and don't think about what they sound about at all, huh

- all ominous but I bet it's just, like … Put

- annnnnnd here we are. Godddd Up looks so !!!!!!!! here

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Okay but I feel ROBBED that we didn't get to see more of Pat and Jeng at the auction. Those suits!

[synesindri]

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[nullians]

It’s 3am and I want to stand on the roof and scream into this absolutely disgustingly pinkish/greyish sky that I want to be loved but alas, I live in a city and not the woods.

[otakuneko-lotus]

Sushi fun!!

I'm going to do my own Sushi story that @roninhunt0987 did. Yet I have to be honest that there was hardly ANY SUSHI EATING!!! And I'm bumped and Suzuki is pissed so. I'm making my version where there is actually sushi eating. Sorry dude your storys are usually on point but this time it was a miss. I know you were tired.

Gen’ichi and his family were having a nice lovely evening. Ninjara was getting ready to start making dinner while gen was keeping the kids in the living room. (since they didn't want the kids to get hurt in the kitchen when dinner was being made)

Ninjara: *walks into the living room tying her apron* ok everyone I’m about to start what should I make for mom dinner night?

The kids were getting all excited because they were HUNGRY!!!!! Gen'ichi and Ninjara had 8 kids. Septuplets and one little baby. Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi jr and Lil Geni. They began to say what they wanted

Ran: Burgers!!!

Rei and Reiko: Pasta!

Miwa: mac and cheese

lil Geni:....ham

SUSHI!!!

Everyone paused...

Gen'ichi: who screamed sushi?

All of a sudden, there aunt Suzuki bust down the door and made a very heroic post!

Suzuki: I said Sushi!!

Kids: Auntie Suzuki *They all run to her as there dear mother looked in horror*

Ninjara: My front door!!! 

All 8 of the kids fox piled there Auntie Suzuki pushing her to the ground all laughing.

Suzuki: hehehehe ok ok you little nuggets your got your auntie Suzuki *she said as she was getting up from the floor*

Gen’ichi: Hey sis, why you yelled Sushi?

Ninjara: And why did you break down my door?!

Suzuki: Oh good questions, and let me answer with “Who wants sushi for dinner!?”

Kids: sushi!

Gen’ichi and Ninjara: sushi?

Suzuki: Yes, I know this great sushi belt restaurant and I am taking you all for some sushi tonight!!

Kids: Yay, Sushi sushi sushi!! *all the kids began to cheer*

Gen’ichi: well that's very nice of you sis. But why sushi? You never really this excited for Sushi?

Suzuki: what? Can I just invite my favorite brother and his lovely family to dinner? I’m hurt bro I am so hurt! *Suzuki was being a bit dramatic*

Gen’ichi and Ninjara: *raised there eyebrows*

Suzuki: ok ok This Sushi place if you eat more you get more chances to win a prize, last time I went there alone I ate 40 plates of sushi and won twice and the prizes were the same a tiny sushi keychain but i wanted to see what other prizes they have...you know me bro....I have a weakness for prize games.

Gen’ichi: there that wasn’t so hard huh Suzuki.

Ninjara: well sushi those sound nice, and I know if you want to go back the food has to be good.

Suzuki: Sooooo?

Gen'ichi: kids get your shoes on we are going out tonight!

The kids cheer and began running all over the house each one trying to find and get there shoes. After finally getting there shoes on the family fallows Suzuki to “Tai’s Sushi” a restaurant that appeared several months ago. As they walk in they are meet with the host who took them to a LARGE booth where Mikey and Raph were there.

Gen’ichi: Mikey? Raph? What are you guys doing here?

Mikey: Sis invite us to this sushi party!

Raph: Yeah, sorry sis dad, Leo< and Donnie could not make it.

Gen’ichi and Ninjara look at Suzuki was a glare and Suzuki just shrug. She though she could get a bit more help. Wow Suzuki you are crazy for prizes. Everyone has a seat and GJ looked confused.

GJ: were are the menus?

Suzuki: oh its here this pad *Suzuki points to the pad which she was right next too* here you can order specials order but if you don't want that you can grab anything from the belt see all the food.

Since Suzuki finally mentioned it everyone notice a conveyer belt full of sushi  they even notice a screen above the belt where the game was and above that was the prize box.

(closest pic I can find but with booths)

Suzuki: Any way the more you eat the more chances you get at winning but it not easy they make it a lucky draw. So its mostly lucky. So is everyone ready to try this place?

Everyone: yes!

Suzuki grabbed the pad and order some simple type of sushi for the kids. Like tuna, salmon, cucumber rolls and crab sushi too. After the special order arrive Suzuki began to take plates of the belt and placing them on the table. There must have been one plate for every kind of sushi at that table. Everyone began to chow down.

Geni: *see some werid green paste* what's this?

Ninjara: oh that is wasabi honey. It's a spicy paste you put on sushi. *puts a piece of Uramaki in her mouth*

Before anyone can react Geni puts the whole blob of it in her mouth.

Gen'ichi: Ahhh sweetie!!!

Suzuki: oh furball no!!

Geni: what....? *feels no pain*

Everyone: huh?

Suzuki: wait, Geni your not crying from the spice?

Geni: no, it those not taste anything to me

Mikey: really? Maybe wasabi is not so spicy *pics up a picese of wasabi*

Raph: Mikey-

Suzuki: No!

Mikey stick the whole piece in his mouth and that moment he knew....he ...fucked up! Mikey began screaming from the pain and began to run all over the restaurant, people were videotaping Mikey making a ass of himself.

Suzuki: *makes a cup of green tea* Mikey!! Drink this!!!

Mikey gets the cup and gulps it down in a sec. It taste bad to him but it stopped the pain. Mikey was on the floor pants from running and from the pain. The kids all laugh and Suzuki speaks up.

Suzuki: dont become your uncle mikey kids.

Mikey: Hey!!

After the excitement they all got a good stack of plates and were ready to see if they will win.

Suzuki: ok 5 plates for each try

GJ: can I try frist

Ninjara: of course sweetie all you kids will get a turn.

GJ moved his seat and sat on his dad lap so he could reach. He put the 5 plates in the machine and a little cartoon appeared on the screen under the prize machine. The cartoon says....loser.

GJ: awww

Mikey: sorry little dude

Raph: it is a game of luck.

Suzuki: it's ok bud *runs GJ's head*

Rei: Me next me next!!

Rei had a go...lost

Rei: dang it!

Gen'ichi: it's ok sweetie we have more plates

Soon it was Reiko...lost....Ran....lost....Miwa...lost.

Ninjara: I'm starting to think this is rigged.

Geni: My twurn *push the plates in and won!?*

Kids: huh!?

Geni: yay!!!!

Suzuki: good job furball you won.

Geni won a cutie little kid bracelet from the prize box it fit her wrist with little plastic charms on it.

Geni: hehehehe

After seeing the prize there little siblings got the septuplets were determined to get some prizes too. After doing the game more of the game Nori got a prize. It was a keychain of a ramen bowl it looked every cute.

Gj: we need more plates!!

Ninjara: arent you kids full?

Ran: No mama

Rei: we

Reiko: want

Rika: to

Miwa: win!

Gen'ichi: I guess we need more sushi *took some sushi off the belt*

After about 30 mintues of more eating...from what Suzuki can tell they have been there for over and hour and won twice. They got more plates from the kids eatting every sushi that lands on the table. Gen'ichi worst fear....Suzuki was teaching his kids her guilty pleasure.

After so many games each child finally got a prize. How much sushi did they eat...over 200 plates and won 9 prizes. Suzuki of course got one. Everyone walked out of the restaurant super full.

Raph: I never want to see a tuna roll again...

Mikey: *covers mouth because he felt like her was going to barf*

Ninjara: ok kids let's go home *she said as she holds some of the kids*

Geni: Auntie Suzuki?

Suzuki: yes honey?

Geni: can we come back here again?

Suzuki: *smiles*yes

Gen'ichi and Ninjara: NOOOO *both scream*

The End

Bonus

Mikey: *bards in some bushes while raph pats his back*

Raph: let it all out bro

Mikey: Bleeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggghhhhhhhh

@roninhunt0987 here you go dude

[hgfstreamchats]

Elf

thenightetc 09:12 PM Hello!

thenightetc 09:13 PM I see we're getting in that holiday spirit this evening. :)

highglossfinish 09:13 PM Naturally!

highglossfinish 09:13 PM We've got to celebrate the rapid death of this horrible, horrible year.

thenightetc 09:13 PM Yes.

highglossfinish 09:16 PM How's the audio?

thenightetc 09:16 PM Hmmm, not hearing anything

thenightetc 09:16 PM there we go!

Starscreamillar joined the party.

highglossfinish 09:16 PM Evening!

Starscreamillar 09:17 PM Greetings.

thenightetc 09:17 PM Hello!

highglossfinish 09:17 PM Tersday.

thenightetc 09:19 PM Forty minutes in the microwave.

Starscreamillar 09:22 PM It just keeps happening.

highglossfinish 09:22 PM And we just keep letting it happen.

Starscreamillar 09:22 PM Truly, we are the monsters here. Message deleted

highglossfinish 09:26 PM Here we go.

Starscreamillar 09:26 PM Those are upsetting tights.

highglossfinish 09:26 PM They really did open with those tights.

thenightetc 09:26 PM The burning eyeholes.

Starscreamillar 09:29 PM Child cage.

highglossfinish 09:29 PM For the most dangerous, unstable infants.

thenightetc 09:30 PM I sense a kidnapping about to happen.

Starscreamillar 09:31 PM Is it a kidnapping, if the child takes themselves?

thenightetc 09:31 PM Fair.

Starscreamillar 09:33 PM How small is the Santa creature, if nothing is to human scale?

highglossfinish 09:34 PM It's a lawless place devoid of physics.

thenightetc 09:34 PM Well, they did say no human had set foot there until etc., so presumably Santa is also an elf or something

thenightetc 09:36 PM "can't think of any but I'm sure they're there"

highglossfinish 09:36 PM "You're talented at clogging all the elf waste units."

Starscreamillar 09:36 PM Ha!

thenightetc 09:38 PM It's almost like they should have just returned him to the orphanage!

Starscreamillar 09:39 PM Instead of keeping him like a strange pet.

thenightetc 09:39 PM Yes.

highglossfinish 09:39 PM That's now incapable of surviving in the wild.

Starscreamillar 09:40 PM He'll have to be humanely euthanized.

thenightetc 09:40 PM And we're defining "the wild" REALLY broadly here.

highglossfinish 09:40 PM As is the sad fate of all domesticated problem humans.

thenightetc 09:41 PM '...right'

thenightetc 09:43 PM So he's, uh.  Not going to take any food or water or warmer clothing.

highglossfinish 09:43 PM 12 minutes later, he's dead.

thenightetc 09:43 PM "hope you find your dad" Oh, I mean, how many people can there possibly be in New York, anyway

Starscreamillar 09:44 PM Whatever they feed elves must have given him some protections against dying of hypothermia.

highglossfinish 09:44 PM Or rabies.

thenightetc 09:44 PM Several days later, he dies of rabies.

highglossfinish 09:44 PM He'll die of so many things before the credits roll.

Starscreamillar 09:45 PM It's a shame that he died out there on the ice, and this is his dying hallucination.

highglossfinish 09:45 PM Truly tragic.

thenightetc 09:45 PM oh my god

thenightetc 09:46 PM D:

Starscreamillar 09:46 PM Eugh.

thenightetc 09:47 PM Did they even tell him who his father is or what he looks like?

highglossfinish 09:48 PM They never expected him to survive an hour on the water.

thenightetc 09:48 PM Hmmm, I guess they did

thenightetc 09:49 PM "so are you a stripper, or"

thenightetc 09:49 PM (Sorry)

thenightetc 09:49 PM all crowding around

Starscreamillar 09:50 PM This pains me.

thenightetc 09:50 PM oh wow

Starscreamillar 09:51 PM See, there is no way he is alive right now.

thenightetc 09:51 PM Oh wow

highglossfinish 09:52 PM He's adrift on that ice floe, the gulls amassing.

Starscreamillar 09:52 PM Merry Christmas, well fed birds.

thenightetc 09:52 PM Dear god

thenightetc 09:52 PM buddy NO

thenightetc 09:53 PM You'd think he'd notice he's not in the uniform

Starscreamillar 09:54 PM All elves look the same to humans?

thenightetc 09:54 PM Oh no

thenightetc 09:54 PM Is there... a... romantic sideplot...

thenightetc 09:54 PM :(

thenightetc 09:54 PM "do you even fucking work here"

highglossfinish 09:55 PM Because that's what we need, Buddy as a sexual being.

Starscreamillar 09:55 PM She should stab him. This is New York, is it not?

thenightetc 09:55 PM make your escape, lady

thenightetc 09:56 PM oh my god

thenightetc 09:58 PM Oh no

thenightetc 09:58 PM buddy that is CREEPY

highglossfinish 09:58 PM Incredibly!

highglossfinish 09:58 PM And this was a creepy song to begin with.

thenightetc 09:58 PM is this okay in elf culture??

thenightetc 10:00 PM oh god is that the lingerie in the box

Starscreamillar 10:00 PM I hope so.

highglossfinish 10:01 PM "I'm going to indulge your antics, unwashed manchild with his bulge on display."

thenightetc 10:01 PM pfffff

thenightetc 10:02 PM oh my god

highglossfinish 10:03 PM That's a massive four year old.

thenightetc 10:03 PM IMPOSTER

thenightetc 10:03 PM Yeet him off the ship!

thenightetc 10:04 PM where did he get that photo

highglossfinish 10:04 PM I was wondering the same thing.

highglossfinish 10:05 PM Oh.

thenightetc 10:05 PM Ah.

thenightetc 10:05 PM ...Where did papa elf get it, though

Starscreamillar 10:06 PM Magic?

Starscreamillar 10:07 PM I really wish that the other humans would insist that he wear real pants.

highglossfinish 10:07 PM If only.

thenightetc 10:08 PM What is the deal with him eating the cotton, though

Starscreamillar 10:08 PM He's a madman.

highglossfinish 10:08 PM She's taking this well.

thenightetc 10:08 PM Amazingly so

highglossfinish 10:09 PM *Exceedingly* well.

thenightetc 10:10 PM No wonder he's so fucked up.

Starscreamillar 10:10 PM Dying fever dream. It is the only explanation.

highglossfinish 10:10 PM Nobody should be tolerating any of this.

thenightetc 10:12 PM "Okay"

highglossfinish 10:12 PM That was the correct response.

thenightetc 10:12 PM "wow what an uh unusual taste"

thenightetc 10:12 PM oh my god

Starscreamillar 10:13 PM They are treating him like an enthusiastic thirteen year old. Instead of the grown human creature he should be.

thenightetc 10:13 PM Phew.

thenightetc 10:14 PM ...

highglossfinish 10:14 PM This just keeps getting worse.

Starscreamillar 10:15 PM Knockout, why have you subjected us to this?

highglossfinish 10:15 PM Because.

Starscreamillar 10:17 PM You're truly an evil mech. I almost  would rather you stole organs instead.

highglossfinish 10:18 PM Why in the world would I steal organs when I can subject you to this human's bright yellow genital outline?

Starscreamillar 10:19 PM Why indeed....

thenightetc 10:20 PM "This movie sponsored by Nike"

thenightetc 10:20 PM "you know you're fired, right"

highglossfinish 10:21 PM STOP.

thenightetc 10:21 PM :( :( :(

Starscreamillar 10:21 PM Please stop.

highglossfinish 10:22 PM This is not something to be okay with.

thenightetc 10:23 PM lol I wonder if mr. christmas can help with his children's books

highglossfinish 10:23 PM Does she not grasp the meaning of "Nothing can go wrong at my job?"

Starscreamillar 10:24 PM That will be the horrible solution to this horrible movie.

thenightetc 10:24 PM yeah that is TOTALLY the kind of compliment women love getting from random strangers sitting in a corner

highglossfinish 10:24 PM Hah!

thenightetc 10:25 PM gj buddy

highglossfinish 10:26 PM Buddy makes everyone's jobs and lives harder and worse.

thenightetc 10:26 PM this is gonna go WELL

thenightetc 10:27 PM "so are you resigning, or what"

thenightetc 10:28 PM OH BOY

thenightetc 10:28 PM Did he not notice that the taste was--you know what, never mind

highglossfinish 10:29 PM "26 years old."

highglossfinish 10:29 PM Of course you are.

Starscreamillar 10:29 PM Suuuure.

thenightetc 10:30 PM f

thenightetc 10:31 PM "wow, you're wearing pants!"

thenightetc 10:31 PM wow

Starscreamillar 10:31 PM She is trusting him an awful lot, considering what he is.

highglossfinish 10:32 PM "You're the kind of person I'm willing to allow inside me."

thenightetc 10:32 PM ...

Starscreamillar 10:32 PM Eeeugh.

thenightetc 10:33 PM well, that just happened!

highglossfinish 10:33 PM Nothing more attractive than someone with the mind of an infant.

thenightetc 10:34 PM wut

thenightetc 10:34 PM oh boy

thenightetc 10:35 PM oh my god

thenightetc 10:37 PM Guys.  No.

thenightetc 10:37 PM He's going to find out.

Starscreamillar 10:37 PM I hear stealing ideas works out well.

thenightetc 10:37 PM Don't y'all have ethics training

Starscreamillar 10:39 PM Because surely the money he is making does not keep them in their nice home, with good food.

thenightetc 10:39 PM Welp

thenightetc 10:40 PM Also couldn't one of those writer guys have done the pitch

Starscreamillar 10:40 PM And that Christmas, they lost the home, and had to eat scraps from the garbage.

highglossfinish 10:40 PM Thanks for that, Buddy.

thenightetc 10:42 PM Wow, how lucky that he coincidentally ran out of fuel right next to Buddy!

Starscreamillar 10:42 PM How convenient.

thenightetc 10:42 PM "also you are literally the only option right now"

Starscreamillar 10:44 PM There is absolutely no reason he should not want him to leave.

highglossfinish 10:44 PM He's done nothing to justify his being there.

Starscreamillar 10:45 PM All he has done is eat their food and destroy their property.

thenightetc 10:45 PM Why, uh... why exactly are they calling in horse cops

Starscreamillar 10:45 PM It is impolite to drive motor vehicles in the park?

thenightetc 10:47 PM Logic!

thenightetc 10:48 PM He's going to get shot

thenightetc 10:48 PM And then trampled by horses.

Starscreamillar 10:50 PM How did she get down there so quickly?

thenightetc 10:51 PM oh no, poor her

highglossfinish 10:52 PM It would be hilarious if nobody joined in.

Starscreamillar 10:52 PM It really would have been.

thenightetc 10:54 PM Right, this one guy is going to make the difference

Starscreamillar 10:54 PM Awful movie logic.

highglossfinish 10:54 PM Terrible.

thenightetc 10:54 PM So are uh those cops going to uh 'disperse' the crowd now

Starscreamillar 10:55 PM With rubber bullets and festive tear gas?

highglossfinish 10:55 PM Oh, someone's absolutely losing an eye to a rubber bullet.

highglossfinish 10:55 PM Merry Christmas.

highglossfinish 10:55 PM Because those always pay the bills.

thenightetc 10:56 PM yyyyyeah

thenightetc 10:56 PM 'and this story is CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED, hint hint'

thenightetc 10:56 PM Is there a... reason she's in costume now

highglossfinish 10:57 PM She let him flop around on top of her, they made offspring, now her purpose is complete and she wears pink.

thenightetc 10:58 PM Pizza!

Starscreamillar 10:58 PM 'Very sane and normal way'

thenightetc 10:59 PM On the... floor?

thenightetc 11:01 PM Looks, uh, great.  Very edible!

highglossfinish 11:01 PM Exactly like food!

thenightetc 11:02 PM Hmmmm!!!

thenightetc 11:04 PM Yes, *I'd* certainly be pleased to receive that... object.

Starscreamillar 11:04 PM You are forced to consume it at gunpoint.

thenightetc 11:05 PM Nothing about this is arousing.

highglossfinish 11:05 PM Or is it?

thenightetc 11:06 PM Dear lord

Starscreamillar 11:07 PM Perfect.

thenightetc 11:08 PM Ironically I do kind of want some pizza, now.

thenightetc 11:09 PM Love that physics engine!

highglossfinish 11:10 PM Dear Unicron.

Starscreamillar 11:10 PM An all American pizza.

thenightetc 11:11 PM Hm.  Hmmm!

thenightetc 11:13 PM "Healthy"

thenightetc 11:14 PM Not his fault at all.

highglossfinish 11:15 PM Everyone's fault but his.

Starscreamillar 11:15 PM It cannot be allowed.

highglossfinish 11:16 PM There they go.

thenightetc 11:16 PM Amazing.

Starscreamillar 11:16 PM Still less of a nightmare than the horrible elf man.

highglossfinish 11:16 PM Much less.

thenightetc 11:16 PM Much less.

highglossfinish 11:17 PM I'm open to suggestions if anyone's got them.

thenightetc 11:17 PM Hmmmm... Continuing a theme... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHRjaUBb3o

thenightetc 11:18 PM So is she trying to poison her family--

highglossfinish 11:19 PM Amazing.

Starscreamillar 11:19 PM A good food item should shatter when it hits the floor.

highglossfinish 11:19 PM And then come to what may or may not be life.

thenightetc 11:20 PM It's almost life!

Starscreamillar 11:20 PM But they did not have to wait an hour and a half for it to cook. So win-win.

thenightetc 11:20 PM True, true.

highglossfinish 11:20 PM Can't imagine why anyone would have a problem with it.

thenightetc 11:21 PM Dynamite.

Starscreamillar 11:22 PM Ah, humans. Always picking the least good idea available.

thenightetc 11:23 PM Blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds.

Starscreamillar 11:25 PM Perfect.

thenightetc 11:25 PM Pro tip: dynamite doesn't actually make things disappear.

Starscreamillar 11:25 PM In fact in most cases, applying explosives only makes a problem worse.

thenightetc 11:25 PM oh, that special christmas tradition!

thenightetc 11:26 PM Wait, what was that one about the loophole

highglossfinish 11:26 PM Got to stick to tradition!

thenightetc 11:26 PM I'm terrified of what this is going to be

thenightetc 11:26 PM Oh my god

thenightetc 11:27 PM Well

Starscreamillar 11:27 PM . . .

Starscreamillar 11:27 PM It just keeps going.

highglossfinish 11:27 PM And going, and going.

thenightetc 11:28 PM I promise I had not heard that ahead of time.

highglossfinish 11:28 PM I believe you.

highglossfinish 11:30 PM And that's all I've got!

thenightetc 11:30 PM And what an all it was!

Starscreamillar 11:30 PM Well, thank you streaming this nonsense, Knockout. It's been a... time.

thenightetc 11:31 PM Yes, thank you for hosting!

highglossfinish 11:31 PM It has. It certainly has been some sort of a time.

Starscreamillar 11:31 PM I appreciate your hosting, even if the content makes me feel less sane.

Starscreamillar 11:31 PM Until the next one!

thenightetc 11:31 PM It's what christmas is all about.

highglossfinish 11:31 PM Buddy the elf's protruding organic spike is a load that needs to be shared.

Starscreamillar 11:32 PM No, no I could have lived the rest of  my life having never seen that.

highglossfinish 11:32 PM And yet, here we are.

thenightetc 11:33 PM Indeed.

thenightetc 11:33 PM Well--goodnight!

highglossfinish 11:33 PM Good night!

highglossfinish 11:33 PM Thank you for coming!

[omgwtfdondake]

63 things about Yuuki Yuuna: Washio Sumi no Shou 01

60. Oh jesus look at these cuties... I can’t wait for the suffering to roll over them like waves.

Also btw I’m watching the series without having watched the movies beforehand. I dunno if it’s basically just the movies broken in halves or what but-- yeah. Just FYI.

Oh Kana Hanazawa? 

Shit man, I’m slowly remembering how much I loved this show-- aside form like.. the last episode.

I should re-watch the first series...

Why... are you soaking- what?

Oh yeah, the eyes were really interesting in this series...

To- er Washio is in middle school in this one, right?

Nogi is cute.

“Te he he~”

Oh no Gin and her cute hair-pin-

Oh right.. Shinjyu-sama... that fucker...

Oh damn... hero time, right off the bat?

That is a SHITTON of bells...   Who even would have that job..?  Y’know of hangin’ all of them...

Whoa I totes just heard Umi-- gdi Mimorin...

Why does it feel like it’s been a LONG ASS time since I’ve heard Kana Hanazawa’s wonderful voice?

Hmm, so the rules are... kinda different?

Gin please this is not the time for photography-

Oh, there’s a chant now.  Wait, was there a chant in the first one?

I really need to rewatch the first series.

Oh, of course Washio has literally the most fanservice-y transformation scene ==;;

Whoa what are those sounds even?

OH NO Gin’s robes reminds me of Karin-

OH NO I JUST REMEMBERED WHY-- NOOO GINNNN-

What is even Nogi’s... is that a cat? I don’t.... what...?

I feel like... I feel like the robes are far less revealing than the first series’. Which is welcome, of course.

Also I’m totally getting HonokaUmiKotori vibes form these three...

Oh, GJ Gin.

RIP Nogi...

OH SHIT SUPER RIP NOGI-

OH SHIT IT’S A SHIELD-!!

Oh no Washio’s bow is so pretty.

Welp-- denied by bubbles.

Yo, they’re getting their faces wrecked-- damn....

Oh shit! OH SHIT-

Wait... is... is she really...

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

FUCKING--- aoefj;weijfaw;oefia

WASHIO’S “eeeeeehhhhh~?”

Oh my jesus lord what even is happening oh my god-

“Let’s go again with sheer determination.”  Are we sure Washio’s the protag here?

I’m quite impressed with Nogi...

Did she really just throw- oh my lord....

Oh man Gin really reminds me so much of Karin it hurts-- IT HURTS-

Did they win?

Ugh, I still love the robe designs though...  They’re so good.

Sumisuke?

OH NO WASHIO PLS YOU CAN’T LOOK UP STUFF LIKE THAT-

Oh no the teacher though...

OH SHIT I JUST NOTICED NOGI’S RIBBON- FUCK--

That is literally the emptiest mall I’ve ever seen.

That is like... low-budget-VN-empty...

DID YOU REALLY WRITE AN ENTIRE SPEECH WASHIO- omg...

Oh wow Washio is pretty adorable... They’re all fucking’ adorable. They’re gonna suffer so hard...

Omg Nogi though...

OH MY GOD NOGI THOUGH!!!

Wasshi.

WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE THO?!!?

I want gelato, damnit.

OH MY GOD. NOGI. THOUGH.

WHAT- WHAT?! WHAT WAS THAT?!  HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO USE THAT WORD?!?!?

Oh jesus look at these cuties...  I can’t wait for the suffering to roll over them like waves.

Oh the ED (or OP) sounds pretty great.

UGH GIN THOUGH...

That preview though wow..

[surveysonfleek]

270.

How many pounds do you want to lose? quite a bit. i don’t wna put a number on it, i’ll just judge it from what i look like physically. What would you have been named if you had been born the opposite gender? no idea, i’m pretty sure my parents were sure on me being a girl. What’s one thing that makes your heart ache? the news. Is your hair naturally curly, wavy, or straight? wavy/curly. Do you like curly or straight hair better? i like both tbh. i just hate how mine is frizzy.

Do you find skinny jeans comfortable? if they’re that stretchy denim they’re okay, but generally not. What’s one unpopular opinion that you have? i don’t have any favourite bands. so many surveys on here ask about your favourite band... i don’t have one!! Have you ever tried Bible art journaling? nope. Were you born in the 90’s? yes. Were you born in the 80’s? no. Which American Girl doll did you have, if any? none. What color is your cell phone? space grey. What color was your first cell phone? i forgot but it was the one with interchangeable cases. Have you ever been abused by a pastor? wow, deep. but no. Have you ever been bullied by a teacher? thankfully not. Have you ever been abused by a parent? no. Do you have memories that torment you? no. Have you ever read a book that gave you nightmares? no. What was the name of your first imaginary friend? i never had imaginary friends. What was your best subject in elementary school? math. i had a great math teacher in third grade. What was your favorite subject in high school? visual arts. Do you consider yourself gifted? haha no. Do you feel that people appreciate you? i hope so! What makes you angry? a lot of things. What’s your passion? idk. i should find one. Are you living your dream? nope. What is your dream job? hotel or restaurant critic lol. Ever had a crush on a teacher? nah, not seriously. How do you react when you get stung by a bee? never been. Have you ever been obsessed with a celebrity? If so, who? no. Have you ever been molested? no. Have you ever been accused of being gay? no. Are you heterosexual? yes. What’s one thing that makes you swear? people. Do you want to meet your guardian angel? if i have one, sure! Are you open to the supernatural being real? idk. Do you believe in the supernatural? i have no idea. Ever had a supernatural experience? never haha.  What Disney princess do you look the most like? moana. What are you known for? being the photographer of the group. but i stopped doing that ages ago. What stereotype do you fit the most? none. What’s your preferred method of transportation? car. but i have to be driven. i hate driving. Do you enjoy camping? hmmm i did it a lot as a kid but i can’t say i’d like to do it now. What color shirt are you wearing? white and black. Do you wear yoga pants? no. Do you take vitamins? no. Does your heart ache for the past? no. Are you hurting for a friend right now? nope. Is there any way I can pray for you? (if you don’t believe in that just leave blank) just hope that i have a bright future ahead of me.

Are you lonely? nah. What’s your favorite natural phenomenon? pink lakes and stuff haha.

Were you lazy today? very. Did you leave the house today? i will soon. Are you hurting? no. What color is your favorite teddy bear? i don’t have one. Are you alive? (as in really living, not just existing) yeah, i guess. If not, what would make it better? What do you want? to plan another holiday. Do you ever swear? yeah always. How old were you when you started swearing? pretty late. i’m guessing i started at 16 but didn’t start fully doing it until 18. What’s your favorite swear word? fuck. Do you think swearing is appropriate? sometimes haha. Do religious people piss you off? no. only if they’re trying to change my view on things. Do you feel shy around certain people? sometimes. Do you look your age? yea. Do you act your age? yea. Do you feel your age? haha yes. Do you feel worn? sometimes. Has life been good to you? it has but i haven’t been making the most of it. What would you do to change it? What do you want more of in your life? i need to make an effort on bettering myself. i’m not doing anything right now. Are you a target for haters? no lol. What was the last restaurant you ate at? this greek restaurant. What was the last coffee shop you went to? gj’s. What’s one word to describe your room? cosy. Ever wrote a love letter to yourself? ahahhaa no. Do you snore? apparently i do when i’m really tired. Do you plan on living a long time? i hope so! What’s your favorite flavor of tea? peach. What’s one thing you’re bad at? cooking. i love doing it anyway.

[juushika]

travel to first city > get out of habit of playing Zelda in sleep-deprived travel and recovery days > stall out > pick game back up same day we started playing Dark Souls III again and wow the games do not mesh > oh well > travel to other city again, can’t play Dark Souls while here > tl;dr finally beat The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

My liveblog from ~50% to the end: game events, Navi as mechanic, time travel???, so much metadata, Gerudo are the very best, cyclical narrative are fascinating and I wish I wanted to play the other games, etc.; it is very long!

me:  hello dark Link is in this one 1) this is the 1.5 things i was not really spoiled for (in context of Ocarina) 2) oh my god i have so much fanart of this scene what a well-done sequence! really subtle and eerie effects/use of reflection and clever combat and like not skillful combat at all “don’t lock on, try and sort of flail until you get around him then stab his butt wildly” but pretty and the fade-out is really effective! so much really good subtextual-to-the-point-of-not-existing narrative; fights with shadow selves are best trope?? i looked at that art again and! it v good! i remember finding this dynamic compelling even before familiar with canon in any way! but it’s not explored, just, “you could explore this yourself, if you want”

me: where is Link keep iron boots when not wear that they don’t effect his weight just curious

Missy: don’t ask they magic also it really amuses me that your biggest connection to OoT is “i have sexy pics of Link and dark Link”

me: what is the logic of traveling BACK to kid Link??? (there is no logic, i know, i know) “you picked up the sword and were too young for it so we incubated you until ready” implies that Kingdom Hearts-esque he grew up in the jar, time passed but he wasn’t there for it but then no! and he can go back! and i get it would be awful to put collectables/shortcuts and then be like ARBITRARY UNPREDICTABLE CUT-OFF POINT being able to pop back is polite; and having offered that, tying it into plot is clever but ……..how???? it work?

[future Juu: Spirit Temple is best dungeon b/c it makes the time travel mechanic part of the core gameplay, aka the dungeons; but the time travel still fails to make sense, here or there or in the ending. maybe I read too much into chrysalis imagery b/c of my KH background? but the original wording, “we put you in sacred realm until you growed up,” just conflicts hugely with everything else time travel does in this game]

Missy: in the room with the rolly boulders HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY GODDAMIT NAVI I GET WE NEED TO AVOID THE BOULDERS YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL ABOUT THEM NONSTOP hey navi. you don’t like getting squished. i don’t like getting squished. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SAYING HEY SO I DON’T JUST SQUISH YOU.

me: i am so 50/50 on why everyone found Navi so annoying i have this strong “it not her fault” feel “it the limit of her programing”

Missy: normally she fine but sometimes HEY HEY HEY  HEY

me: some of [the boy’s] retro game adventures in the time before waypoints are… interesting like it’s super immersive which is great more active exploration, less “mindlessly follow waypoint” but they forget that in the samey-textured-fucking-identical-rooms you just … can’t pathfind naturally i come away with this really strong sense of “oh that’s why we handhold” when actually! we could handhold less now that we can have unrecycled textures/assets and rooms that aren’t just boxes! but you still spend  the whole time (in retro games) wishing for a waypoint or a fucking HUD or anything in the world that tells you how go where [examples of retro games that fit this matrix: the original Thief series, the original Deus Ex] and i feel like Navi is that “in such a sprawling and potentially non-linear game, player needs an aid” Missy: esp when HEY WHERE DO I GO? HEY HEY LISTEN sorta useful me: yeah she's good for "how to begin next dungeon" stuff but for stuff like "what do these magic seeds do" "chickens????" she useless and then she breaks out the advice for "DID YOU KNOW BOULDER MAKE THE SQUISH" thanks navi, i had guessed

Missy: hehe yahh

me: there’s actually--and, let us still preserve my overall ehhhhhhhhh opinion of Undertale, but--there’s a great sort of hat-tip to that trope when helper NPC interrupts you while doing a puzzle so that you are forced to “fail” it (need to push three buttons; NPC: “I’ll help you with timing!!”; reminder re: timing forces you to fail timing lol) god aren’t vidya games cool they’re like 50% experience/feelings/narrative and 50% mechanics/game design it’s so interesting!!! i have feelings!!!! 

me: Bongo Bongo actually fav boss so far WITH savestates without, probably hell but with, save stating becomes another mechanic, another move to time, like saving after stunning second hand so i can make sure eye of truth + counter eye + dmg, and then reset to save state if i miss one of those steps which happens a lot pacing great with savestates, very tense without, probably just ragey

Missy: yes and yes

[future Juu: this became a consistent theme. I started using save states to avoid the constant walking back each time I returned to the game, but they universally made combat feel more strategic and dependent on my actions, and less flaily and dependent on ehhh controls]

me: hello yes the Gerudo are extremely interesting is very Amazons

Missy: yes except Ganondork

me: like in any single-sex society, even those created by feminists (Joanna Russ, Nicola Griffith) i want more interrogation of sex=gender, how gender binary works when part of the binary is super unrepresented, characters forgoing binary entirely, etc. esp. interesting here b/c they 1) do have very rare males 2) have contact with non-Gerudo men, so they’re exposed to a gender binary, but how does that impact their culture “occasionally a man and then he becomes king of everything” is super icky for obvious reasons but i wonder what the on-the-ground view of that is, like, they have their own leadership roles, 100 years is a long time to be periodically self-sustaining, does the average citizen even care is it a figurehead monarchy “they just wear the pretty crown and look important; meanwhile, we rule ourselves” system fucked up every cycle that Ganandorf shows up to be ~evil~

me: obviously they do enough breeding outside their race to sustain it, but their culture is actually pretty self-contained/even xenophobic, so how does culture sharing work, how does race work???? Gerudo have distinct skin tone, but are breeding with whiter people presumably a lot, what does mixed race look like??? or b/c ~magic~ is that not a thing, are the daughters all just Gerudo wiki says we unno if they have contact with bio fathers, is there any cultural sharing??? what does Gerudo family unit look like; j/k it’s a “a lesbian and her extended lesbian family”

Missy: Keep in mind Historically speaking *every* Gerudo male in known history is Ganondork Following every game And every timeline So the king of everything may not be so much icky political as Gerudo + triforce of power = Ganon king of Gerudo/evil = harbinger of end of world and Hyrule reset

me: so, Dark Souls-like, we’re sort of stuck in a timeline/event loop, looking at same sort of events in different times/iterations (maybe it’s a reverse Jesus, like, they had this prophecy indefinitely but it didn’t effect daily life, but when it’s realized via Ganon we begin a sort of cycle of the game series) Missy: Most interesting bits there are the Twilight Princess stuff Where the n64 Link is a shade waiting for end of world to pass on his knowledge before disappearing Because yeah--Ganon loop seems like public Gerudo knowledge But Link loop is less talked about. The hero of time is just the legend

me: i’m sort of mad that aesthetic/the plot is just hero’s journey/here have the same narrative 2023842 times makes me not want to play others while iterated narrative is such a great trope and does make me want to care

Missy: Zelda future is open world The narrative is apparently partially taking back seat So the future lore from Twilight Princess would be tasty for you (esp. since Hyrule is bigger and more history has been written) But then the open world of BotW is a different allure. You write your own story etc

me: but open world just so ……………tired the dumb shit one can do in BotW is interesting, i just i like, you know, a narrative or sense of purpose

me: i finish Ocarina i have questions so Zelda sends him back to original time, everyone happy in future, life beautiful, sages together & everyone seems to know what’s occurred or at least that evil gone now child Link shows up at temple, Navi is like bye bitch, child Link goes to see child Zelda does he tell her to not fuck up > Ganondorf doesn’t come to power in new alternate timeline???? b/c either she’s like, hey, i know you want to be an adult now, but time to be a child and live through the reign of terror until future you saves shit, OR they’re alternate timelining it and everything sages etc did won’t really exist, so why so long an epilogue focused on them either way the time travel still doesn’t make sense since all the sword does is pop Link in chrysalis until old enough to use it??????/ Missy: Ocarina -> timeline split the adult saved timeline is the one that leads to Wind Waker, i think tl;dr Link saves world and then goes poof oops

me: “Regardless, Ocarina of Time has always been one of the centerpoint games in the chronology, with the events at the end of the game, where Zelda sends Link back to his youth, splitting the timeline.” (source) okay okay that’s a thing

Missy: yeah so Twilight Princess is the other branch

me: Zelda: still fucking things up sorta gj Zelda she is the center of everything isn’t she, i guess, like, thus the title

Missy: yes she is Ganon-Link-Zelda triforce

me: “When the official timeline was revealed in Hyrule Historia, the placement of Ocarina of Time in the series was revealed to be of even greater value, as the events of the game actually split the series’s timeline into three branches.” (ibid.)

Missy: oh yeah third branch we fucked up branch as in you lose to Ganondork and then.. snes game?

me: god i love iterated narratives it really is a pity i don’t care about the worldbuilding (except lesbians obvs.) and also characters and also aesthetic and also hero’s journey and also gameplay “Link is sent back to his childhood, leaving this branch without a Hero, as told in the prologue to The Wind Waker. Ganondorf eventually overcomes the Sages’ seal and attempts to take over Hyrule, but with no Hero to face the evil,” GJ ZELDA JEEZE like tbf, Link telling Zelda > child timeline is also Link’s fault and Link failing to defeat Ganon > grimdark timeline is also him so he is central, triforce, etcetc but Zelda is actually interesting and Link is mostly fridge horror so, shrug that said, it some good fridge horror i propose alternate timeline for another fanfic i never gon’ write child Link almost warns Zelda, goes, wait, what about timeline shit, nvm, decides to just wait it out seven years of increasing darkness watching bad shit pile up actually seeing it from the ground instead of in summary, it worse than he thought, “i done fucked up”

Missy: do a triforce swap Ganon comes out with wisdom Zelda has power Link still courage

me: Ganon wisdom = grimest dark b/c he would be smart enough to succeed wisdom is power really, it’s more effective longterm than brute force then Hyrule rip

[bwicblog]

SA: i am on my train.

ID: =:P rude. have a safe trip.

SA: I will be working a lot when I get hive so I will not be around often. If I never come back just assume the worst.

SA: 👌

ID: wow pris. that's a nice thought. =:/

SA: it is a realistic and necessary one.

SA: but I suppose that too must sound very edgy.

ID: i meant that it's not nice to worry about you getting your ass culled. =:/

SA: I'm upset about something else.

SA: it's fine. I have a very good track record.

ID: well i'm sorry you're upset about something. but don't take it out on me bud! that's just cruel.

SA: I'm not trying to I'm sorry if I am

SA: I will move this.

ID: siiiippppsss. you around here?

ID: and, uh. still at the faire/around the faire?

ID: siiippsss. sippie cup. sip and dip.

ID: what are more nicknames. siphilis.

SA: That's horrible

ID: sipman. =:(

ID: damn. probably missed her.

AA: siphilis is the wornst fucking thing i have evern hearnd, gjjjj.

ID: hey, it worked didn't it?

ID: is the giving me a ride out of this place offer still valid?

ID: i got my coupon and everything. and i'm ready to demand to talk to the manager if you say no.

AA: like, even wornst than everny othern godawful thing on that list. >:}

AA: and lmfaooo.

AA: soz, soz, i am the managern and we don't accept coupons. C A S H O N L Y, frnesh fancy beetles orn bust.

AA: y, y, you can have a rnide. I G U E S S. wherne arne we drnopping you??

AA: ... and yrn pops.

ID: where ever. =:) but i don't want to travel alone this busted up.

ID: and you and pris are the only ones i trust not to cull my injured ass.

SA: are you sure you shouldn't just stay with Sipara for a bit?

ID: i mean, i'm not gonna intrude on her. that's hella rude.

AA: aww. that's adornbs. i am offic, like, not crneepy skinsuit connoseuir level. >:} gtk.

AA: wait, n, that's fucking indeciphernable.

AA: g2k. >:}

SA: oh right, the skin suits.

AA: y. a verny imporntant and valid concern. AA: how many skinsuits you own, prni??

AA: and y/y/y, trnavel w/ me forn awhile, hads. idgaf. gotta drnop off lal and then get 2 a fight. AA: but eyyy, if you don't carne abt rniding shotgun, wtfevern.

ID: i mean you came to my fight. i can totes go to yours. show off that rust solidarity and all. =:P

SA: none. Thank you.

SA: where are your fights, Sipara? If one is ever near Provenance let me know.

SA: likewise. Hadean, if you come close.

ID: i might eventually make my way your way to visit! you promised me a shopping trip, remember? =:P

SA: !!!

SA: please

AA: soz, soz, am juggling, like.

AA: this stupid teapot. >:0

ID: ...teapot.

ID: =:?

AA: y! it doesn't have a handle. bc ppl arne fucking nuts.

AA: and it is hot. >:{

ID: why are you handling a teapot to begin with?

AA: to pernsonally intrnoduce it to my quads as my latest beau, duh.

AA: to make tea, dornklornd, trny2keepup.

AA: and they'rne, like, evernywherne, prni, lmfao. AA: how's the fight scene in prnovenance?? bc lbrn herne, have prnobs totes fought therne, even if idr the name. >:P AA: like, i've gone eveeeeeernywherne.

ID: i mean why are you making tea?

ID: ...and also, uh. you want an apple pie smoothie? i mean. gotta bribe my way in to shotgun and all. =:P

AA: >:? AA: >:??????? AA: >:????????????

AA: to drnink it!!

EA: +T=a is on= of th= obj=ctiv=ly b=st drinks to hav=.- EA: +Appl= pi= smoothi= do=s sound... r=ally up th=r= how=v=r, too. H=llo =v=ryon=!-

SA: oh. I don't know. I am familiar with the crime scene but not the fight scrne

ID: psh, have a smoothie instead. =:P

SA; so I couldn't name names.

SA: what about a regular smoothie.

EA: +All smoothi=s ar= r=gular smoothi=s.-

AA: gausie gausie gausieeeeeee. AA: sup. AA: and y, y, will totes take a smoothie. arne you gonna brning it? is deliverny parnt of the brnibe?? >:}

EA: +H=y sipa sipa sipaaaaa- EA: +Mayb= h= is trying to sw==t=n you up. Butt=r you up. Mayb= both? It is an appl= pi= smooothi= aft=r all.-

ID: i mean i gotta get to your sweet ride don't i? i'll bring it over.

ID: i saw sips eyeing up apples before so like. i thought she would want one. can't hurt being nice to the troll who's gonna cart me around and all.

EA: +W=ll... it is always good to practic= your mann=rs, I agr==! But... towards of all p=opl=, Sipara?- EA: +No off=ns=, Sipa, but I n=v=r took you for such a... hmm. No, mayb= sh= is th= typ=, sh= do=sn't hav= to buy it... 🤔 -

AA: ugh ugh ugh, this pot S U C K S.

ID: don't burn your mitts or else you won't be able to drive. =:P

EA: +Do you n==d a n=w t=apot? what happ=n=d-

ID: and sips is one of the only ones who deserves manners, so. =:P

AA: and. what? huh. y. ty. >:} a+ brniberny, i fucking love apples. AA: best frnuit. way bettern fucking lemons.

ID: i like any sweet shit, so. gtfo lemons.

ID: should i get lal a smoothie.

AA: and lmfao, stfu, gausia. i totes desernve all the mannerns. all of them. take a fucking cue. AA: my teapot is fine!! it's, like. this hotel rnoom has a diff type.

AA: and it fucking sucks.

AA: yyyyyyy!!

ID: alright, four smoothies it is.

EA: +I n=v=r said you w=r= und=s=rving of mann=rs! I just thought you w=r=... on= to forsak= th=m in =xchang= for.... =xc==dingly casual conv=rsation?-

AA: >:? AA: chillax, girnl, we'rne, like, joking. hads and me arne totes tight. no mannerns necessarny. AA: and yyyyy, awesome. >:} do you want tea, dude? will even make it w/ nothing added. on account of the fact yrn supern lame.

ID: sure, hit me up on some tea i guess. boring ass tea. =:P

ID: ea does she try and get you to drink mind honey tea. or am i special.

EA: +i am just saying! I n=v=r r=ally... p=gg=d you to b= th= typ= to =v=n r=cogniz= th=m. Fil=ld with surpris=s, you ar=! ANd...- EA: +... I r=m=mb=r h=r saying som=thing about mind hon=y wh=n w= last drank t=a. Som=thing about th= plac='s t=a b=ing too bland, or... som=thing...- EA: +Why do you ask?-

ID: because i need to know how weird sips is. naturally.

EA: +W=ll! I thought that it would go without saying, r=ally, h=h=.- EA: +I suppos= it is a bit bizarr= but I am not 100% sur=.-

AA: G A U S I A

ID: seems pretty bizarre to me. =:P

AA: ... oops. AA: shit, i was gonna say something. but, okay, like, dnw, nobodies getting tea now, it fucking brnoke.

AA: oh. yeah. rnight. G A U S I A does not get the honey tea, 'kay. >:P she's bougie, she can buy hern own.

ID: well good thing i'm coming to the rescue with smoothies.

AA: and both of you stfu, i am totes not weirnd.

AA: or bizarnrne. gj on the big wornds. >:P AA: and yyyyyyyy, good!! lmk when you need in. will come fetch.

EA: +I am sorry, Sipara, but I b=li=v= th= old saying of 'Tak=s On= to Know On=' rings tru= for this curr=nt situation!- EA: +And if you think bizarr= is a big word... w=ll, I will hav= to gift you a dictonary and th=sarus for your wriggling day.-

SS: (Okay, y'all, we're gettin' a new rule up in this place, aight?)

SS: (It's a real important rule!)

SS: (So you gotta be real attentive-like.)

EA: +Is this going to b= a jok= about 'no w=irdos in th= chat'?-

SS: (Make sure you don't miss it or some ish like that.)

SS: (And no, EA, then I'd be up and bannin' myself and the chat would die cos peeps'd be too depressed to go on.)

SS: (The rule is!) SS: (The rule.) SS: (The rule is that if you've up and got a guy sleepin on your cushioned seatin' platform, a guy what up and spends, like, what 12 hours a night makin' soy free low-fat 2% whip chai lattes and all that hoofbeastshit!)

SS: (If you got a guy like that around.)

ID: sorry, was getting the smoothies. uh lal i hope you like strawberry banana.

SS: (Ask him how to make your effin steeped leaf juice before you blow it up and scare the piss outta everyone in the buildin on accounta the new ceramic shard art piece decoratin' the nutrition block.)

SS: (Oh, shit, you got me a smoothie?)

SS: (Nm, idc anymore bout the tea, life is good again.)

AA: stfu, i made the nutrnition block bettern. it's, like, grnafitti. AA: w/ glass. AA: and burn marnks.

SS: (And crying wigglers.)

AA: it builds charnactern!

ID: pfff. i got everything packed and some smoothies so. where am i going.

EA: +I am going to b= hon=st, it do=s sound lik= you two ar= having your first days without prop=r lusii sup=rvision-

SS: (Oh, no, Sipa's lusus is here.)

SS: (He's probs laughin at me, too. (\qnq/) )

SS: (Flapbeasts of a feather!)

AA: n, n, we arne having a jolly good time w/ my lusus, gausie. that's why shit's exploding, duh. in honorn of 'em. AA: and y, y, that's what the mantling means. AA: and the firne. the morne rned it is, the morne he's, like, fucking chorntling. >:}

AA: fifth strneet!! second floorn. place w/ the giant hootbeast on the frnont.

SS: (I didn't actually, like, know we were in a place w a giant hoofbeast up top but now I'm extra pleased.)

SS: (Also, Sipa, random fact: )

SS: (Totes thought he was your psi first time I saw him.)

SS: (Wtf kinda flapbeast catches fire??)

AA: lmfao, whaaaaat. AA: dude, do i look like a sparnkplug?

ID: omw. =:) can't wait to see the teapot destruction.

AA: use yrn elf eyes and lmk. AA: will wait forn prnopern analysis. >:}

SS: (Wow, pal, that's some casteist ish comin outta your facegash. (\unu/ ))

AA: >:}!!! yyyy, good. have you eaten tonight btw?? orn arne you doing the starnving waif shit again?

SS: (Hashtag not all sparkplugs.)

ID: ...do two smoothies count.

AA: wow, n. AA: if it was casteist shit, it'd obvs be tell me what yrn dwnarf eyes see, losern.

AA: N O.

ID: i also had some sushi.

ID: but that stuff does not stick with you.

SS: (Is that, like, lits?) SS: (As in it ain't inside you anymore?)

SS: (Cos: gross.)

ID: woowww. no. i meant for keeping a troll not hungry. duh.

ID: it's fancy seadweller stuff. all pretty, no substance.

SS: (Wait, for cereals?) SS: (I had that ish, like, once, and it stays with you for, like ever.) SS: (It's rice and fish, pal, idk what you ate, buuuuut.)

SS: (And I ain't even had the ones with fish, just rice and veg.)

SS: (... You sure they gave you what they said they gave you?)

ID: i mean it was definitely fish and rice.

ID: pris gave it to me. but i burn through food fast.

SS: (Right, right, the bleatbeast sacrifice to the Demoness and ish.)

SS: (... Soz, pal, we ain't got, like, another one athose.)

EA: +... You know, uh. Sushi is mor= than just fish and ric=? It's a sp=cial sort of ric= with th=, g=n=rally, uh... b=st part of th= fish s=rv=d with it? It's usually d=ns= too. Rolls ar= also filling, but, uh.- EA: +I do think you may hav= gott=n, what's th= word... jipp=d?-

SS: (Fancy pants rice with fancy pants fish )

SA: it's good.

AA: 'kay, i am ornderning actual food. bc wow, fish is not actual food, srny2say. AA: fish is, like. the lettuce of the sea. it doesn't even have C A L O RN I E S.

AA: tbqfh, i don't even think it's rneal.

SS: (Idk, pal, there was that one fish that up and walked into Pher's stall earliner. (\unu/) )

ID: i mean it tasted alright. but it was a while ago. and i get hungry quick.

SA: salmon is nutritious 😦

EA: +... ???? Do you know what sort of sushi did you =at? You can't just put, uh.... tuna fish from a can and put it on ric= to call it sushi.-

SA: it was from a restaurant it was legitimate sushi EA

SS: (Wtf, pal, what kinda language policeradicatin is this??)

AA: y, pls do not make sushi outta that kind of fish. new rnule: this is a no cannibalism chat. AA: not even, like, low-key cannibalism.

AA: not even fish cannibalism. >:}

ID: ....

ID: yeah no cannibalism. hella rude.

EA: +?????????????????-

AA: don't you ??? at me. i'm talking to lal!!

SA: who brought up cannibalism??

ID: i'm gonna get triggered back to the fucking rainbowdrinker chat earlier.

SA: don't bring that up I'm still embarrassed by my ill received snark

SA: 🙁

AA: lal. he's grnoss, shame him. >:} AA: orn mb we should be shaming prni. AA: what's the rnainbowdrninkern chat??

EA: +I was mor= ????? about th= curr=nt conv=rsation but if you insist!- EA: +???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????-

AA: gimme the dee - stfuuuuu stfu stfu.

AA: no q marnks!!

SA: my cappuccino has a kitty face

ID: team edward or team lestat sip. =:P

SS: (It was totes Sipa, omfg, all I up and said that fish exist. Ain't my fault she immediately wants to, like, eat em.)

EA: +?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????-

SS: (Team Edward all the way!)

EA: +That is gross, Sipara.-

AA: oh my god. dude, n, i am not falling down that rnabbit hole. phern's gonna shank me if i get the wrnong on-- AA: n/m, n/m, team lestat.

AA: obvs. duh.

SS: (Mostly on accounta I'm p sure he's got a bigger followin and I ain't plannin on gettin shanked by some fantroll.)

AA: yrn grnoss, gausia, i am being misrneprnesented. >:}

SS: (On accounta not likin sparkly hoofbeast ish.)

SS: (Had enough athat with My Little Hoofbeast!)

AA: wherne is yrn faith??

SS: (It disappeared along with the teapot.)

EA: +I think you ar= th= gross on=s to =v=n b= thinking about sw=aty, sparkly vampir= and w=r=wolf m=n.-

SS: (Sweaty, you say?)

SS: (Ain't nobody said sweaty yet. Please, tell me more. (\ouo/) )

AA: why they gotta be sweaty??

ID: wow ea, it's all every loser is talking about these days.

AA: and arne they sweaty and shirntless? b/c you can't have one w/o the othern, dude.

ID: everyone wants to get necked by their own super special rainbowdrinker.

AA: lmfaooo.

AA: which supernaturnal drninkern's forn you, hads? >:}

AA: skinny jeans orn frnills??

SS: (Shit, pal, I ain't got nuff blood for myself, nm some other jade bulgewad.)

ID: from google images i like frilly's. mate?

EA: +Rainbow drink=rs and w=r=wolv=s ar= obj=ctiv=ly th= worst part of mod=rn fantasy nov=ls. Th= r=al thing w= should b= talking about is th= n=w movi= of Troll Star Wars s=ri=s!- EA: +P=opl= r=ally n==d to adjust th=ir tast=s! On= s=ri=s has a strong, tast=ful f=mal= l=ad, whil= th= oth=r on= has on= of th= most distast=ful, bland protagonists I hav= =v=r s==n in my lif=. -

SA: so wait is your goal to steal lestats mate from him?

ID: i mean they're imaginary characters pris so. no.

ID: but y'know, desert island and had to pick one.

ID: he seems the least tool-y.

SA: well that's what I meant -

SA: I can't commit to Star Wars

ID: i don't watch movies.

EA: +How can you not commit to Star Wars? =v=ry movi= is a good jumping point into th= s=ri=s!-

AA: n, starn warns and drninkerns arne both lame. AA: why watch a film if it's just gonna be, like, half rneal shit? AA: obvs, trnoll lornd of the rnings is wherne it's A T.

AA: also, filled with total not-tools.

AA: mostly not-tools.

AA: sornt of not tools. >:}

ID: loool really selling it there sips.

EA: +... Of cours= you would b= into th= s=ri=s about b=ard=d m=n killing =ach oth=r and th= short, uncooth p=opl= ar= th= h=ro=s of th= story.-

ID: HAH.

AA: stfu!! yrn totes gonna watch it w/ me and lal now, jsyk. AA: it is a rnequirnement of giving smoothies. M O V I E M A RN A T H O N S.

AA: also, a rnequirnement of eating this shit i'm ornderning. >:}

AA: ... arne you saying yrn totes N O T into dudes murnderning each othern, gausie?? AA: bc spoilern alernt, totes not buying it.

ID: ughhh fine. sorry it's taking me a while. picked up a different kind of snack on the way.

SS: (Pal, we're gonna need way more smoothies to marathon that ish.)

SS: (And possibly, like, field rations.)

EA: +Don't thos= movi=s actually tak= lik=... ov=r a day if w= ar= watching all of th=m?- EA: +And, okay, I am fin= with p=opl= murd=ring =ach oth=r, but th=y ar= still... ugly and filthy half th= tim=. At l=ast wash up b=for= you go to battl=!-

EA: +... wait you want m= to s== movi=s with you?-

ID: oh is ea joining us. more the merrier. am i the only one who has no idea what we're watching.

EA: +Wait, right now???? What is =v=n going on, som=on= giv= m= a straight answ=r h=r=.- EA: +... H=h=, straight answ=r, h=h=h=h...-

AA: hahaha. AA: washing up just to get coverned in blood? girnl, gtfo yrn lab forn once. AA: was talking to hads. >:} but y, if yrn in the arnea, you can come w/. brning food, bc brnibes arne rnequirned to get in the doorn.

AA: and we'rne watching trnoll lornd of the rnings, duh, dude. AA: once you get yrn candy ass up herne. >:P

EA: +.... Oh! W=ll, uh, okay, I'll g=t, uh, g=t my ass going th=n? Y=ah, uh, okay...- EA: +I gu=ss I can bring ov=r som=.. bak=d goods? Lik= cooki=s, browni=s, mayb= donuts... d=p=nds on what is clos= by. I am not at th= lab, so, it shouldn't b= long!- EA: +Lik=... I think donuts might b= a good id=a. Lots of flavors, though, th=r= wouldn't b= as many as cooki=s or browni=s, but th=y also hav= fruit in th=m, so, that might b= just b=tt=r in th= long run, but, I could also g=t a _lot_ of cooki=s-

ID: any of those sound amazing, so.

AA: ........ omg, y. AA: that is an adequate brnibe. >:}

EA: +Okay! Th=r= is a stor= right by that I can... uh, visit, didn't on= of you say that you want=d t=a? W=r= w= talking about, uh, sw==t t=a-typ= t=a or r=gular, normal p=rson t=a? B=caus=, you know, if I am at a stor=, I can go and g=t tons of stuff. W=ll, not a lot of stuff, b=caus= I am not r=ally as flush=d for cash as I usually am, but lik=, if th=r= is som=thing that som=on= is ACTUALLY n==ding EA: I can bring it? Or lik=...- EA: +... W=ll, no, you guys hav= drinks th=r=.- EA: +... hmm.-

ID: if you have a teapot. bring it and we promise not to let sips break it.

EA: +I... do hav= a t=a k=ttl= that should b=. Or, w=ll, is possibly imp=rvious to Sipara's d=structiv= hands. I'm... not sur=?- EA: +Sp=cifically a t=a pot??-

ID: i mean. sips you still have tea you didn't destroy right.

EA: +I... I am going to tak= that as 'I should bring my own t=a' just to b= saf=. I do hav= dry t=a that w= can br=w, not just uh... t=a, bags.-

ID: it's all leaves you put in water to me, so go for it.

SA: party?

AA: soz. pops is trnying to bake a nest on Lal's dome. little distrnacting. >:} AA: brning yrn own if you want!! am just making cocoa tea tbh. not yrn fancy blueblood shit. >:P AA: and lmaooo, you don't need to brning a grnocerny, holy shit. just donuts. chillax alrneady. >:}

AA: and y. a parnty of elves and feasting.

SA: oh! That sounds fun.

SA: send selfies.

SA: when you all get together

EA: +Alright!!! I am all dr=ss=d up and h=ading out!!!! I should b= th=r=, r=lativ=ly soon? - EA: +Also. I am not an =lf. Nor is anyon= =ls= at th= party going to b= an =lf. =lv=s ar= almost as bad as rainbow drink=rs.-

ID: damn, my delicate elven features go unused another night. =:P

EA: +You'r= only g=tting plain donuts now.-

ID: i got a broken arm, show some mercy. =:(

EA: +M=rcy is for th= cull=d!!!! Don't push your luck kid!!!!-

ID: pfffff. who're you calling kid, kid?

EA: +You! B=caus= you ar= probably a kid. I hav=n't s==n you y=t. I think. So you ar= probably a kid.-

ID: definitely not a kid.

ID: sips and lal can confirm. not a kid.

SS: (Deffo a kid.)

SS: (But, like, the bleatbeast kind!)

SS: (Just real smart-like one what learned to talk. And, like, type.)

ID: typing is hard with these hooves but i manage.

SS: (He's a real trooper!)

EA: +I wouldn't b= surpris=d. How many donuts? Doz=n? Doz=n and a half??- EA: +I don't know how much goats =at, r=ally.-

ID: a lot.

ID: lal eats a fucking lot too, so.

EA: +... I am not buying mor= than two doz=n.-

ID: well sips is getting food too, so. shouldn't eat that many.

EA: +Alright. I'll g=t... a doz=n and a half and call it that. I'll b= ov=r in... uh...- EA: +How far away is your plac= again?-

invertedDissident has sent coordsyo.txt!

ID: ps lal knock knock, let me in.

EA: +... Oh! W=ll, that's a first. I didn't think you would b= th= typ= to, just... put coordinat=s out th=r= on a group chat lik= that.- EA: +I'll b= on my way th=n! Giv= m=========== tw=nty minut=s? Tw=nty fiv=. At worst 30. At b=st 20.-

ID: i mean if someone wants to come fight us, come at us. =:P

[bwicblog]

05/06/17

BB: [ He//o he//o everyone ]

LC: [ Hello. ] LC: [ This asteroid sighting didn't hold much so far. ]

ID: hey it might be winding up to kill us all. maybe it has performance anxiety.

LC: [ That would be a strange thing for an asteroid to have since theYY are not sentient beings. ] LC: [ At least, scientificallYY no such thing is confirmed. ]

ID: hey, never know. until it's too late. and the sentient meteor is killing us.

LC: [ Well there are no confirmed sentient rocks, so hopefullYY this rock is no different. ]

ID: i believe in this meteor's intelligence. =:P

LC: [ I will inform YYou about it's intelligence once we get through this... hopeful "scare". ] LC: [ I prefer wishful thinking in this scenario. ]

ID: or maybe it's smart and it's just messing with us and will go fuck off back to space after it gets bored.

LC: [ If it manages to escape the gravitational pull of the planet (which is unlikelYY), then it would. ]

ID: you just like putting down this poor meteor.

LC: [ That's more of a science factoid, if I had anYY power over it I'd send it on it's waYY back to space - so everYYone stopped freaking out about the end of the world. ]

ID: yeah, well. the fleet failed us and hopefully we won't all die for their mistake.

LC: [ HopefullYY. ]

AA: omggg, dnw abt the meteorn, 'kay. AA: it is pernf chill. H E L L A chill.

ID: how drunk/high are you sip. =:/

ID: i assume you went to the party.

AA: went out into the crneepy fucking light and didn't even get my globes bleeding. >:}

AA: uh. AA: uhhhhhhh.

AA: scale of one to ten??

LC: [ I have a suspicion on that scale, that will be an eleven. ]

LA: I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. LA: WE'LL BE FINE.

ID: oh hey another yellowblood. sip don't end up doing anything stupid like waking up in a dumpster.

ID: or i'll laugh.

ID: so hard.

AA: AA: oh, shit, i was typing

ID: man your dumpster fire is just raging out of control.

LC: [ I assume such... incident happened before with them? ]

AA: i'm not gonna end up in a dumpstern, jeeeeeeez. AA: stfu stfu stfu. >:P AA: mind honey tea, brnah, i ain't sparnky, it doesn't do anything.

AA: n, hads is just fussy.

ID: i'm not fussy, you're just a dumpster fire.

LA: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU END UP IN A DUMPSTER FOR!!! LA: DID YOU LOSE A FIGHT WITH THE DUMPSTER GODS OR WHAT!!!

AA: yrn D A D is a dumpstern firne.

BB: [We'// be fiiiine ]

ID: my dad is great and you are forever a dumpster fire.

ID: no she'll end up in the dumpster because she's ingesting toxins.

LC: [ I will personallYY keep observing this asteroid for short periods of time. Even with darkened lenses, it's painful to look at it for too long. ]

BB: [ A /itt/e bit of fun never wound up with TOO much troub/e ]

LA: WELL THAT'S MORE OF A HER PROBLEM IF SHE'S EATING BLACKBERRIES LA: DUDE SERIOUSLY STOP WORRY ABOUT THE BIG FIREROCK LA: IT WON'T DO JACK SHIT LA: TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

AA: oh my god. fi you wernen't chilling in yrn fancy trnap, you'd totes be outherne too, don't play. >:P AA: therne's so many ppl out!!

BB: [ And see? /C is keeping an eye on the meteor ]

ID: i mean i wouldn't be getting high.

BB: [ I'm out rn too ]

ID: and i'm out of the tub eating stolen snacks right now.

LC: [ I was out earlier, but if YYou are out, take care of YYour own sight if YYou can. ]

LA: BUT ARE YOU NAKED

AA: gj, bb, parntying is AA: AA: ????????????????????

ID: of course i'm naked.

LA: WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN A TUB BESIDES BE NAKED AND EAT SNACKS

LA: AND TRAINING TO EAT YOUR ENEMIES I GUESS

BB: [ We// I know some things ]

BB: [ Best not to say in pub/ic though ]

ID: i put all my clothes in the hotel washing units.

LA: THE WHAT

AA: arne you wanderning the hotel naked??

LA: THE FUCK IS A HOTEL

AA: you arne the fucking dumpstern firne.

AA: it's you.

AA: yrn it!!

LC: [ Let's not go there. ] LC: [ I wanted to saYY that depending on the size of the tub - swimming. But that would classiffYY as a pool. ]

BB: [ I'm actua//y gonna go buy snacks now, ID made me hungry ]

ID: i had a robe for my forays out of my room!

ID: you high mess of a troll.

BB: [ Suggestions are we/come, I never know what I want when I reach the store ]

LA: SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS HOTEL BUSINESS TO ME!!!

ID: you're welcome bb.

BB: [ A hote/ is a p/ace you can pay to spend the day in a private room ]

ID: hotels are where you stay when traveling when you have money.

BB: [ Among other things such as free food, wifi, /aundry facilities, sometimes gyms ]

LA: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON A ROOM WHEN YOU CAN JUST KICK PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR HIVES

LC: [ UsuallYY the more expensive ones. Motels tend to be cheaper. ]

LC: [ Uhm, because not everYYone breaks into other's hives and tries to kick them out. ]

BB: [ I hate staying in other peop/e's hives ]

ID: you never know when a hive is going to be boobytrapped.

LA: WELL FUCK THAT LA: AGGIE AIN'T GETTING A HIVE WHEN I FEEL LIKE STEALING HERS

LC: [ I agree with ID*. ]

BB: [ Other peop/e's hives can be dirty too ]

AA: it's the wronst. othern ppls hives. like. supern fucking wornst. AA: also, no, u, hads. >:{

AA: they'rne always dirnty!! no one knows how to fucking clean.

ID: definitely you sips. definiteeellyyy.

AA: like, nnnnnnnnnnn,put away yrn trnash, you got a bin forn a rneason.

BB: [ Exact/y AA ]

LC: [ Depends on the hive.]

ID: go drink some fucking water or something. what do you do when you're high to stop being high?

ID: do that.

LA: SO??? LOTS OF PLACES ARE DIRTY LA: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM

BB: [ You have to wait it out ]

AA: dude, yrn in a hotel. like. acrnss the continent. AA: forn like. some weirnd fairne shit you don't even do. that's, like. AA: way morne rnanks in hot mess than me, tyvm.

AA: and i have watern!

AA:

AA: i haaaaaad watern. >:?

LA: IS EVERYONE SCARED OF DIRT OR WHAT LA: BECAUSE DIRT IS THE LITERAL OPPOSITE OF SCARY LA: IT'S MORE ANNOYING BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF ANTS

ID: oh my god.

ID: go find a new water. that's still sealed you utter waste of space.

LC: [ LA, given that dirt comes with mYY job, I am not. ]

BB: [ Dirt is fine, but dirty hives have worse things ]

LC: [ Then again, I prefer to keep things clean and tidYY. And have them as organized as I can have them. ]

LA: SEE BLUEREGARD Q KAZOO TAKE TWO GETS IT

ID: hahaha what.

LC: [ Pardon? ]

BB: [ What's your job /C? ]

LA: DIRT IS JUST DIRT I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE CARES WHEN IT'S ON YOUR STUFF

LC: [ Mapmaker, cartographer, also generallYY travelling alot due to that. ]

BB: [ Oh wow sugar, that's rea//y coo/ ] BB: [ I've never met a mapmaker ]

LC: [ Thanks. ] LC: [ And well YYeah obviouslYY LA. Some trolls are ickYY about it in general. ]

AA: hads. haaaads. i bought watern. AA: and it's, like, M A RN O O N, too, just, like, forn you. >:}

ID: ...if it's maroon it isn't water.

AA: oh my god. >:{

AA: it is watern!!

LC: [ Water isn't maroon coloured. ]

ID: water is clear.

BB: [ AA if you need water or something I'd run you some. You near the Winter/ands at a//? ]

AA: lmfao, nooo. AA: not unless i get on a whale forn a day.

AA: i cn totes get on a whale forn a day, tho.

LA: WATER IS ANY COLOR WATER WANTS TO BE

LA: EVER SEEN WATER FULL OF MUD

AA: la gets it.

LA: IT TURNS ALL SORTS OF COLORS

AA: my watern doesn't have mud, omfg. >:{!

ID: sip you're supposed to be going this way, not whereever that other place is.

LA: WHAT DOES IT HAVE

BB: [ We// I don't think you'// want to come a// the way here by wha/e for some water bott/es ]

ID: take a picture of your water already.

LA: WHAT'S A WHALE!!!

LC: [ LA, that only happens if you mix it with various goods that colour it. But normallYY it's clear. ]

ID: oh my god is la like 2.

LA: AND WHY DOES IT HAVE MUD WATER

LA: I'M HOWEVER OLD I FEEL LIKE

ID: so 2.

LA: SURE WHY NOT

LA: ADD 6 AND A HALF TO THAT THOUGH

LA: AND THEN YOU WON'T BE WRONG

LC: [ Well Hadean, theYY might lack knowledge on basic things. ]

LA: NO

LA: IT'S MORE LIKE

LA: I DON'T REALLY CARE

LC: [ Not trYYing to implYY theYY are stupi-- Oh. ]

LA: IF IT DOESN'T AFFECT MY LIFE THEN WHY SHOULD I

LC: [ Well then. ]

ID: see lc. i know my idiots when i see one.

LA: HAHA

LA: YOU'RE FUNNY

LA: I LIKE YOU

LC: [ Figures. ]

BB: [ B/ess their pump ] BB: [ They just wanna be wi/d ]

LA: DAMN STRAIGHT

LC: [ Well I know a troll who is wild, but also reallYY reckless. ] LC: [ And she just got too much energYY in general. ]

LA: THE HUNT FOR THE WILD WORKS LESS WELL WHEN YOU'RE NOT WILD

LC: [ If that's YYour stYYle, then I guess. ]

LC: [ Not everYYone rolls that waYY. ]

BB: [ That's so true, I don't care about anything e/se when I hunt ]

LA: TRY IT SOMETIME IT'S GREAT

LC: [ Are YYou two happen to be hunters, or got other professions that's related to it? ]

LA: WHY WOULD I WANT TO WASTE MY TIME WITH PROVING I'M NOT A WRIGGLER TO STRANGERS IN A CHAT LA: WHEN I COULD JUST GO AND SHOOT ATEMIA'S NEW CHAMPION HAHA

LA: I'M A MUSICIAN THANK YOU

BB: [ I carve bone, hunting just makes it easier to do that ]

AA: ugh, ppl keep talking. AA: hads, wtf you want a pic of my watern forn? >:\

AA: dnw abt my watern. AA: how arne you even paying forn yrn hot?

ID: to see if it's water.

ID: i had a job. and now no one is here to charge me.

LA: OH I DO THAT SOMETIMES LA: THAT'S COOL BB

BB: [ I /ove it! I do a /ot of beads and jewe/ry, but I'// carve just about anything asked of me ]

LC: [ Ah, I see. ]

LC: [ That's nice, BB. ]

BB: [ I a/so do interior decorating ]

LA: I LIKE THIS ONE TOO LA: GOOD BLUEBLOOD LA: GOOD ALLY LA: WOULD ADVENTURE

BB: [ I am a/ways down for an adventure ;] ]

AA: ??? AA: what job??

LC: [ That's a good thing, BB. ]

LC: [ Ah, thanks as well LA. ]

ID: i looked so trustworthy i was given the task to deliver a very suspicious package to a very suspicious area.

LA: COOL LET'S PARTY LA: HEAD DOWN MY WAY FOR A REAL FUN TIME

ID: or maybe it was because i looked so strange that if i ran off with the package i'd be easy to track down.

BB: [ What kind of party? ]

ID: either way, i got paid.

LA: A HUNTING PARTY DUH

LA: THE BEST KIND

BB: [ Sounds good, what game do you hunt? ]

LC: [ Well, I prefer knowing others first before I'd dive head-in for adventures. ]

LC: [ I hope that's no big deal, LA. ]

LA: GIANT BEASTS LA: TRESPASSERS LA: FALSE FOREST DEITIES

LA: AWWW FINE LA: HOW BOOOORING

LC: [ ... Trespassers. ]

LA: WELL YOU'RE NOT TRESPASSING IF YOU'RE INVITED

BB: [ Hmmm maybe once we rea//y get to know each other ] BB: ;]

LC: [ So, people who break into YYour territoritYY or. Just trolls who need to get through there. ]

LA: EYYYYYYY

LA: GIVE ME A SHOUT SOMETIME

AA: oh, shit. that's a good job. AA: i guess. >:}

LA: YOU ASK WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS FAIR MAPMAKER

ID: it was the best job. this place is alright.

ID: are you drinking your not-water.

ID: that i'm hoping is juice and not. more drugs.

AA: y. oh. shit. you wanted a picturne, rnight?

LC: [ Do I? I don't think I asked that manYY. ]

AA: omggg, haha, why so het the fuck up abt honey? AA: i don't spaaaaarnk. it's nbd.

LA: WAY TOO MANY

LA: LEARN TO LIGHTEN UP BUDDY

AA has attached NOTBOOZE.PNG.

ID: enough of it can still kill you now can't it?

ID: well it's not water but keep drinking it.

LA: SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SCREAM REALLY LOUD INTO THE VOID!!!! AND SEE IF IT SCREAMS BACK!!!!

BB: [ AA knows what a good time is ]

LC: [ Well, given the current situation, I am positive everYYone is covered in the brightness of this asteroid. ]

LA: OH YEAH IT LOOKS AWESOME

LC: [ Well I'd hope the void won't scream back. ]

LA: BUT IT'S ALSO NOT HEADED MY WAY EITHER

AA: n, it can't, bc i don't have the AA: AA: rncepetorns forn that. >:P

LA: SOMETIMES IT DOES LA: THE VOID IS AWESOME

ID: well it can still make you do stupid things. obviously.

ID: so try to sober up and not get culled by any lunatics.

LA: NO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY FIND SOME BETTER DRINKS

LA: TRY THE HONEY MEAD IT'S GREAT

ID: definitely don't listen to la.

LA: DEFINITELY LISTEN TO LA

LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]

LA: LISTEN TO LA

LC: [ YYou just want AA to get more drunk and do stupid things, don't YYou. ]

AA: hads. haaaaads. AA: am not gonna get culled by lunatics. you fucking losern. AA: will you stop frnetting like my lusus if i, like AA:

LA: HONEY MEAD IS FUCKING DELICIOUS

AA: ..... idk do something lame

LA: BUT OTHERWISE LA: DUH

ID: go to where ever you're staying. that's the lamest.

ID: crawl in your coon. supppeeerrr lame.

AA: if i crnawl into my coon, i can't talk to you, so n. >:P AA: trny agaiiiiiiin.

AA: also, honey mead is fucking lame. AA: being drnunk is fucking lame.

AA: sozzzz.

LA: YOU'RE MISSING OUT

LC: [ That's true AA, I am glad YYou agree on that. ]

ID: well you can still go back to your room or whatever. that's lame.

ID: and you can still talk. and have regular fucking water instead of dyed shit.

AA: lmfao, fiiiiine, okay, w/e. AA: i will rneturn to my supern lame hive-cage-rnoom thing. AA: and, like, N O T bake in the frneaky light.

ID: thatta dumpster fire.

AA: stooooop. >:} AA: did you grnow gills btw.

ID: alas, no. so no cutting me open. i live another night.

LA: CAN YOU SHOOT A WHALE

LC: [ WhYY would YYou shoot a whale. ]

AA: rnifp. why you gotta klil all my fun, dude?

AA: and

AA: y!

AA: you can totes shoot a whale.

LA: SWEET

AA: orn, like, punch it.

LA: WHERE DO YOU FIND WHALES

AA: do you wanna shoot a whale?

LC: [ Well of course YYou can, but whYY would YYou do that. ]

AA: therne's one at the docking bay rn.

LC: [ ... In the ocean. ]

AA: in the sky!

LA: WELL WHY WOULDN'T I WANT TO SHOOT A WHALE

ID: i'm sorry my lack of gills is so disappointing. =:'(

LA: AHA!!!!

LA: THEY FLY AND THEREFORE LA: THEY CAN BE SHOT

AA: it's totes disappointinggg. AA: i want you to be, like, special and fucking unique. >:P

LC: [ I have not YYet seen a flYYing whale. ]

LC: [ Where did YYou see one AA. ]

AA: like idk a prnime-time boss mob.

ID: i'm not unique enough already? psh.

AA: we got 'em at hanhai. it's, like

AA: a shipping. company

AA: ??

LC: [ ... So are theYY a mascot of a shipping companYY. ]

AA: nooo, you crnawl in theirn mouth and rnide in 'em.

ID: no, they're actual damn whales.

LC: [ ... Well I have YYet to come across with them, I guess. ]

AA: lmfao, i'm not fucking lying.

AA: i'll get you pics. >:}

LC: [ Please do. ]

ID: they're fucking weird.

AA: do you like.

AA: want pics of the outisde, orn the inside??

ID: ...you aren't getting on the whale are you.

AA: ....

AA: ........ well, do you want me to, like, stab a hole thrnough it? >:\

LC: [ Uhm. Do YYou have pre-existing photos so YYou don't need to get on the whale right now? ]

AA: y, but the lighting is like way coolern rnight now. it's, like, all glowy-y and shit. AA: it'll look p fucking sweet.

AA: in orn out, dude??

ID: why are you getting on a whale. =:I

AA: why arne you trnying to say i'm not allowed to get on a whale? >:1

ID: i'm asking why you're getting on the whale when i thought you were going to your room. duh.

AA: oh. lmao. AA: sozzz.

AA: to get pics of the inside, duhhh. except, like, if lc doesn't wan t'em, w/e, w/e.

ID: they don't want them. get to your room instead.

ID: and send pics of it.

ID: mine is better i bet. =:P

AA: !!!

AA: lmfao, no, it is not.

ID: pp or you're wrong, you know the rules.

AA: mine has my lusus. that uto makes it, like, 10x bettern, dude.

AA: bc he's fucking adornbs. >:}

ID: pp or you're wrong~ =:P =:P =:P

LC: [ Now YYou are setting up a challenged to AA and theYY will go on the whale, Hadean. ]

ID: no, the challenge is posting pics of their room and their lusus.

LC: [ I'd prefer them from the outside. More useful - visuals-wise. ]

LA: NOT IF I SHOOT THE WHALE FIRST

ID: because they aren't going to fucking fly away and leave their lusus.

LC: [ Oh. I have misread then in that case - mYY apologies. ]

AA: do not shoot my fucking whale.

AA: >:{

LA: I WILL SHOOT A WHALE DAMN IT

LA: AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ON IT

AA: and AA: yeah, n, am not ditching bennui, he'd get eaten, dnw. herne's yrn whale pic, lc.

AA: look upon the whale and W E E P.

LA: I WILL SHOOT EVERY GODDAMN WHALE OUT OF THE SKY

AA has posted WHATDOESTHEWHALESAY.JPEG, CRITICALWHALE.JPEG, WHALEACTUALLY.JPEG

ID: okay pics obtained, now we need room pics and lusus pics. chop chop, less typing more walking.

SA: please don't shoot the sky whales. they are good.

LA: STARTING WITH THAT ONE!!!!

LC: [ Thanks, AA. ] LC: [ LA, what if YYou happen to shoot one that falls upon YYou? ]

AA: they arne so good, sa.

LA: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BRINGS HER KILL DOWN ON HER OWN HEAD

AA: they'rne, ike, the best fucking things evern. look at that shit. it is P RN E C.

LC: [ It could happen to absolutelYY anYYone, so I am just asking. ]

AA: .. and okay, y, walking. W A L K I N G. don't lose yrn horns, hads, jeez.

ID: my horns will remain on my head. and above my head i guess.

LA: BITCH PLEASE I AM A MUCH BETTER SHOT THAN THAT

LA: I KNOW HOW NOT TO BRING THINGS ON MY HEAD

LC: [ That sounds like something a troll would saYY who actuallYY brings trouble on their own head. ]

ID: ^^^^

LA: YOU COULD ALWAYS COME DOWN HERE AND WATCH ME

LA: I DON'T BITE

LC: [ I am good. ]

LA: DID NOBODY TEACH YOU NOT TO REFUSE A LADY'S POLITE REQUEST COW EYES

SA: the shouting implies you bite, admittedly.

SA: Yern, you're back.

LC: [ Well, I should have said: I am good, but thanks for the offer. ] LC: [ Last time I checked I had no such eYYes. ]

LC: [ AdmittedlYY, I am. ]

LA: WHAT SHOUTING???

LA: THIS IS HOW I TALK

LC: [ So, do YYou shout at others when YYou talk to them face-to-face? ]

LA: OF COURSE NOT!! LA: BUT THEY KEEP SAYING I DO

LA: I DON'T KNOW WHY

LC: [ Well, I wonder whYY. ]

LA: I'M JUST TALKING NORMALLY

AA: good newwwws. AA: i am at my hotel. >:}

LC: [ Sweet. ]

AA: bad news, i totes lost the goddamn fucking ky.

ID: ohhh my god.

ID: =:/ is there any staff around.

LC: [ That's unfortunate. ]

ID: if not. find a cart. should be a master key on it you can use.

ID: if so. ask for another damn key.

AA: i'm not gonna ask 'em for a key.

AA: and have 'em be like "omgggg, you lost yrn key, that's so sad." AA: B O RN I N G.

AA: i am going to

AA: P I C K T H E L O C K.

LA: BLAST THE LOCK OPEN

AA: ...

ID: ...i bet you you can't get it picked in five minutes.

AA: i am going to P U N CH O F F T H E L O CK. >:}

ID: no you fucking aren't.

LC: [ But YYou'd need to paYY for the damage if YYou do that. ]

LA: GO GO GO

LA: PUNCH THE LOCK!!!!!!!!!

ID: i bet that you couldn't pick it sip.

LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]

ID: unless you're too scared.

ID: that is.

LA: LISTEN TO LA

LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]

AA: lmfaooo, lc, i'm like

AA: i can totes pay forn the damage.

LA: LISTEN TO LA

AA: i could totes buy this hotel, if i wanted, j s yk.

LA: BUY THE HOTEL ON THE WHALE

ID: but can you pick a lock.

LC: [ While I am aware, it might leave YYou with a room that got a busted door and no waYY of locking it for the daYYtime. ]

AA: >:{ AA: i can totally pick a lock!!

ID: prooove it.

ID: unless you can't.

LA: OH COME ON AA LA: YOU ONLY LIVE A SHORT TIME BEFORE THE GODS SHOOT YOU DOWN

LA: SO PICK THAT LOCK

LA: AND REGRET NOTHING

AA: i am pciknig it rn, stfu.

AA: also that totes isn't how gods wornk, god.

AA: lrn2rnleigion.

AA: >:P

LA: THAT'S HOW MINE WORK LA: HASHTAG OR WHATEVER RUDE

SA: #

ID: also if you pick that lock and then discover the key in your back pocket. i will not be pleased.

AA: yrn gods suck, then, sozzzz.

LA: MY GODS ARE AWESOME AND I ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THEY SUCK

LA: BECAUSE I AM NOT AN INSECURE ASS

AA: okay, you A L S O suck.

AA: >:}

LA: WHAT'S YOUR POINT

LA: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY POINTS LA: YOU'RE JUST TRYING FOR A REACTION

ID: sip is also high so. you're fighting a disable opponent. go back to bugging prisma.

ID: or the blueblood.

SA: please do not fight me. I am military trained.

AA: yrn not wornth making actual points, bb. gotta be, like, morne enterntaining than just shouting.

AA: !!

SA: I heavily discourage this.

AA: what sornt of militarny trnained?

LA: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT SHOUTING LA: THIS IS HOW I TALK

ID: i meant verbal fighting prisma hold back there.

SA: Oh.

SA: Yes. alright.

AA: i totally mean physical fighting.

AA: gimme yrn deets.

SA: I--

AA: i want yrn deets.

SA: No.

ID: oh my god sip you can't even pick a lock let alone fight fucking /no/.

AA: A L L T H E D E E -- whyyyyyyy. >:{

AA: i am picking the lock!! stfu, omfg.

LA: BITE THE LOCK

ID: is it open yet? no? then you aren't picking it.

ID: you're just stabbing it.

LC: [ Don't bite the lock. Also I'd rather not dwell into phYYsical fighting, but I am glad there won't be anYY of that. ]

SA: biting the lock seems highly impractical.

SA: at that point you may as well kick the door down.

LA: BY THE WAY I'M LEAVING LA: I HAVE TO GO SHOOT MY FRIEND'S PARAMOUR UNTIL IT DIES LA: BYEEEEE~

LA: I'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL COW EYES HEHE

SA: ...their lover?

LC: [ Well then. ] LC: [ Biting the lock would most likelYY end up as a teeth-breaking experience. ] LC: [ Don't ask. I have no idea. ]

ID: i think we can all agree la is weird as fuck.

LC: [ I feel like meeting them face-to-face would end up in a fight. ]

ID: they'd probably try eating you. or some shit.

LC: [ Given how theYY kept going on about shooting things. ]

LC: [ I am positive theYY'd trYY to shoot me first. ]

SA: cannibalism is more common on this planet than people realize.

SA: it's pathetic.

SA: LC, not getting shot is simple.

SA: just don't.

ID: ^^^^

LC: [ Well I won't go out of mYY waYY to meet her. ] LC: [ it's not among mYY plans. ]

SA: especially amongst indigos and fuchsias, but i suppose that is rude to say.

LC: [ YYou are not wrong, though. And it genuinelYY unnerves me, to be honest. ]

ID: they get away with the most shit so. of course it's them.

SA: i like to call them assclowns.

SA: if they want to be clowns so bad.

SA: anyways.

ID: i like you prisma. you're alright.

SA: I appreciate this.

LC: [ To be fair, YYou aren't lYYing about them Prisma. ]

SA: a shame.

AA: yesss, clown rnagging.

AA: A+.

ID: how goes the lock picking?

LC: [ Did YYou manage to get into YYour room? ] LC: [ And uh well. We are just stating the truth. ]

SA: did you bite the lock?

AA: i bit the lock!

AA: do not bite fucking locks.

AA: but i am I N. >:}

ID: good. pp.

ID: also did you break any teeth.

LC: [ I'd saYY I can't believe YYou bit the lock, but I'd be lYYing if I did. ]

AA has attached _THEBESTDAD.PNG!_ It is a hummingbird lusus sitting in a bowl of sugar water. It is on fire.

AA: ofc i bit the lock. it was fucking sassing me. >:P AA: why have teeth if you can't bite shit??

SA: Why -- why is it-- wh

AA: ???

ID: oh my god is that to scale. is it really that tiny.

AA: he fits in the centern of my palm!!

ID: it's. sorta cute.

SA: Fire?

AA: he is fucking adornbs. brnb lemme get a pic of him forn scale.

AA: y!

AA: ... if he'll fucking hold still.

ID: does he burn you.

AA has attached PIC23405934059345.JPEG! It's a blurry picture of the same hummingbird lusus, sitting in the palm of her hand. He is still on fire, with fire pooling over the edge of her fingers.

AA: y. he is totes burning the shit out of me rn. AA: that's how parnenting wornks, rnight.

AA: just B U RN N T H E M?? >:}

ID: i mean it's hard to imagine something that little parenting without a little burning.

SA: it's cute but why is it not roasting to death.

SA: should you perhaps put them down.

AA: naaaaah, he totes can burn the shit outta me. AA: rnemind me and i'll show you the spots, they'rne wicked gnarnly.

AA: it's psi, losern. AA: yrn yellow, arnen't you a sparnkplug?? >:} you know how it goes.

ID: noted. =:P all about the gnarly.

SA: are you pyrokinetic?

SA: I'm puzzled. Where did this conversation go.

AA: whaaaaaaat. no.

SA: No, I do not know how it goes. My lusus never was.

AA: wtf would i be pyrnokinetic?

AA: he's a firnestarntern. i'm a totes flatscan, dude. >:}

ID: i wish my lusus had psi. he'd look kickass with a floating horn of his own.

AA: he, being, like, the birnd. AA: not hads.

AA: cut off parnt of yrn horn and float it forn him!

ID: hard pass.

AA: selfish. >:{

ID: also sorry on the no lusus thing prisma.

SA: it's fine, I wasn't attached to them anyways.

ID: at least you're sobering up enough to not be spelling everything wrong sip. =:P

SA: Yes, that is appreciated.

SA: It makes it much easier to understand although I still don't.

AA: lmao, fuck off. >:P i wish i brnought some honey w/ me. i have, like. AA: the wornst goddamn panache. AA: and this watern sucks.

AA: and AA: wtf don't you undernstand??

AA: dd!

AA: ddddddddddd

SA: Pinache for what?

AA: spinach? what?

ID: get some real water.

SA: I... no..

ID: pan-ache prisma.

ID: her head hurts.

SA: oh.

SA: then why not say headache?

ID: because it's lowblood slang.

AA: bc we'rne not coldbloods. >:} what'rne you, clown-rnaised??

ID: also known as the best kind of slang.

SA: I mean, yes, technically i was raised by highbloods.

SA: if you want to become extremely critical about it.

ID: well that explains everything.

SA: but realistically no.

AA: hahaha, wow. it sucks 2 be yellow.

SA: Oh no, I talk this way for a different reason.

SA: anyways.

SA: I feel very strange amongst all of you, but it's nice.

SA: I'm sorry i am an oddity.

AA: dnw, dnw. yrn qt. AA: we will teach you ourn ways.

ID: yellows are just warm enough to have psi, just cold enough to live long enough to fuck with. it's their curse.

ID: we're all odd in our own ways! sip feeds worms her blood for instance.

ID: i'm odd in how damn perfect i am in every way.

AA: hads wearns tatts like a clown. AA: which is obvs pernf nornm.

SA: ...worms.

AA: omggg, no, not you, too.

SA: Alright.

AA: it's usefuuuuul.

ID: i don't look like a clown stfu.

AA: you stfu.

SA: friends, no.

ID: do clowns paint their torso?

AA: sa, yrn learning, so i'm not gonna tell Y O U to stfu. AA: but also, like, they'rne not W O RN M S, they arne cool parnasite body tech.

AA: and y, y, the dedicated ones do. >:}

ID: they're more leeches than worms.

SA: like biotechnology?

AA: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

SA: I see.

SA: is it experimental?

ID: clowns are just stealing my fashion. =:'(

ID: she grows them out back of a pizza joint.

ID: so.

SA: what

AA: n, it's offish.

AA: and i do noooooot. AA: gausia's a goddan liarn.

AA: goddan.

AA: G O D D A M N.

ID: more high still than i thought.

SS: (Scuse you, XD, xt's totes a coffee joxnt.)

ID: oh hey lal. you missed sip being a high fool.

SS: (Omfg)

SS: (Why xs lxfe so terrxble?)

SS: (Someone xnvent txme travel, pls, X gotta get xn on that mess. (\qnq/) )

ID: it wasn't that funny, don't worry.

ID: just go backread.

ID: live vicariously and shit.

SS: (Was xt, lxke, bad funny?) SS: (Cos xf xt was bad funny X'ma up and feel lxke a proper dxck.)

AA: SA. SAAAAAA.

ID: no it wasn't that bad.

AA: pls tell me yrn not one of these dornks clutching theirn pearnls overn honey.

ID: like. the worst that happened was her almost getting on a whale.

ID: he probably doesn't even know what honey is!

SA: excuse me?

SA: I know what honey is.

SA: thank you.

SS: (Yeah, it's what you put in your tea. (\eue/) )

ID: are you against mind honey tea then?

SS: (Also, wtf, Sipa, where'd you get honey??) SS: (And why wasn't it at Miss Taylor's totes lovely and upstanding cafe?)

SA: I do not touch mind honey or sopor. My inhibitor would react very badly to it.

SA: I have no intention of rotting my psionics for a temprorary change.

ID: inhibitor.

SA: please ignore that statement.

SA: I have explained enough.

SA: regardless, it is bad.

ID: not ignoring it, but i won't push further!

SS: (Sounds like baggage, pal!)

SS: (Can't go askin bout that or we're all gonna hafta get sappy in here.)

SA: baggage implies i am bothered.

SA: but i've already told Hadean and Pheres my life story.

SA: and I have been here for less than 24 hours.

SS: (Damn, apparently I'm missin out on all the good convos!)

ID: sorry lal. too busy working? or partying?

AA: what whaaat.

AA: you told phern yrn life storny.

SA: your only solution is to now be here for every waking moment.

AA: but you wouldn't even gimme like, yrn militarny fighting deets?

ID: yeah me and pher got the whole thinggg.

AA: i am qqing. fight me, you fuckwaffle. >:{

SA: i was in the military, that's enough ...

SA: "deets"

SS: (Too busy makin a livin like the totes upstanding citizen I am!) SS: (Also I dared some chick to go out and stare at the meteor to see if her ganderbulbs fall out and I had ta film that.)

SA: that is terrible an unscientific.

AA: also, nobody wants queenie's mindhoney, lal. AA: idefk what yrn bees arne eating, but it's grnoss.

SS: (Wtf, dude, rude.)

ID: queenie.

AA: queenie!!

ID: =:?

AA: why arne we >:?-nig.

SS: (Maybe it's just the weirdo druggie that's effin it up, no need to up and get shirty bout the big lady.)

ID: what's a queenie.

SS: (Gotta uphold the jade solidarity here!)

AA: ... lmfao, y, rnight. yrn ternrnrifying big lady. AA: 'kay, like, yrn crneepy cafe honey, how's that.

SA: ... are you all drug addicts?

AA: oh my god.

ID: i'm not.

AA: you A RN E clutching yrn pearnls.

SS: (Hey, pal, if I could afford that ish I wouldn't be workin customer service.)

AA: >:{

ID: my psi don't really mix well with drugs so.

SS: (Also, I'm p sure it wouldn't do jack to me, on accounta the lack of sparks.)

AA: it just makes you chill the fuck out, dude.

SS: (Ah, yes, exactly what I need.)

SS: (Brb gettin my fifth coffee.)

SS: (So I can survive this shift.)

ID: no wonder lal has zero chill.

SS: (It's a coping mechanism, I'm v sensitive about it. (\qnq/) )

SA: caffiene is also

SA: a drug.

SS: (Don't make fun of me or I'll cry.)

ID: it sure is.

SS: (And then we're both gonna be feelin the awks.)

SS: (And damn, pal, really?)

SS: (Totes didn't know that!)

SS: (Please tell me more.)

SA: ... I can't tell if you are being facetious or not.

ID: prisma that was sarcasm.

SS: (Get educational up in here!)

ID: don't.

SA: I-- alright.

SS: ( (\eue/) )

ID: assume everything out of him is sarcasm.

ID: like. 85 percent of the time.

SS: (I love you, ID.)

SS: (From the bottom of my pusher.)

ID: 💋

SS: (Let's elope.)

ID: fuck no you pop a ring on this finger right now.

ID: and don't get it out of a gumball machine. i'll know.

SS: (And ty, ty, it's 85% sarcasm and 15% crushing honesty that you can't tell from the rest cos otherwise it's exposin emotional vulnerabilities. (\^_^/) )

SA: crushing?

SA: are you two in love?

SS: (Yes.)

ID: remember what i said about sarcasm prisma.

AA: omfg, i look away forn two secs and you ppl arne getting fucking handfasted.

AA: n, it is 100% legit.

AA: they arne making this shit RN E A L.

SS: (Deeply! I'm up and gettin a ring now - d'you think bakery wire twisty things, or just straight up a bagel?)

SS: (I feel like ID would appreciate the bagel.)

SA: you may as well invest in a ring pop.

ID: it better have a stone.

SS: (They're ring-like and edible!)

ID: ...get a ring pop.

SA: I need to lie down, this is too much.

ID: what quad is this.

SS: (I got raisins, pal. That's, like, at least ten adornments.)

SS: (Uhh)

SA: I feel like i'm watching an episode of troll jerry springer.

ID: aww prisma you were just getting fun.

SS: (ID.) SS: (ID.) SS: (We're gettin hitched and you aint' even in the know about what quad it is???)

AA: go lay down, take a brneathern, don't do mind honey, prnisma.

ID: i want a quad-specific colored ring pop lal.

SS: ( (\qnq/) )

AA: arne you keeping notes on this shit, btw??

SA: I will be more fun after a rest.

SA: goodnight.

ID: i guess if you say so. go take your rest.

AA: latern. >:}

SS: (Tootles!)

AA: hads, wrnite him notes, dude.

SS: (I'm gettin you an effin bagel and you're gonna cherish it on accounta you're the one in this relationship that ain't even clear on our color!)

AA: bc rn poorn chucklehead's drnowning like lal in high watern. >:}

ID: you give me a lot of conflicting messages lal!

ID: sip get in this and ashen for us.

ID: we're too much of a mess on our own.

SS: ( (\qnq/) )

AA: do i get to hit you with a metaphornical club,??

AA: btw my bagel bettern have S P RN I N K L E S.

SS: (My poor pusher has been torn plum in two, pal.)

ID: wow this relationship is turning abusive already.

ID: hush and get the sprinkle donut lal. you know we need this.

SS: (Wow.) SS: (Does that make me the handmaiden in this relationship?)

SS: (Cos I ain't no cheap handmaiden.) SS: (Tips or gtfo.)

ID: my tip is get the bagels or else. =:P

SS: (Help, help, I need an auspistice!) SS: (I'm getting menaced! (\qnq/) )

ID: we are your auspistice.

ID: nerd.

SS: (...) SS: (Help, help, I need an intervention!)

SS: (Also.) SS: (So.) SS: (Fun fact hour.)

SS: (The giant flaming omen of doom in our sky?) SS: (You should totes, like, uh, wear shades or some ish if you're gonne, say, squint at it disbelievingly for upwards of five minutes.)

SS: (On accounta if you don't there are some chances of minimal to extreme visual impairment.)

ID: i mean i'm staying indoors but good to know.

SS: (Cool, cool. Cool. V cool. Good to know. Cool.)

SS: (Also I've gone extra blind.)

SS: (On an unrelated note.)

ID: wait you're blind?

SS: (Like, you think you're really blind? Like really blind, but it turns out you can be way more blind!)

SS: (Yeah, dude, I'm blind mutant cullbait on the run from the authorities!)

SS: (All of that is definitely and totally true.)

SS: (And I definitely don't just wear ocular lenses.)

SS: (Don't report me or I'll get culled!) SS: (We're quads now so you gotta care about that kinda ish. (\unu/) )

ID: uh-huhh.

ID: guess if sip brings you to meet me at the fair i can find out the truth then.

SS: (Whaddaya mean? I just up and told you the truth!) SS: (I'm deffo 100% blind!) SS: (Except 110% blind now, I guess?)

SS: (Look, I didn't do great in math schoolfeeds.)

ID: well if you're blind i can see why.

SS: (Wow, are you discriminatin against my math skills?)

ID: yeppp.

ID: what are you gonna do? =:P

SS: (I'm hurt!) SS: (This is why we need an auspistice!)

ID: well sip has abandoned us.

ID: probably to go hurl.

SS: (Idk, dude, probably stare tearfully at Sipa until she falls victim to the forlorn expression or possibly just gets really annoyed and wants me to stop.)

SS: (LUL)

SS: (RIP Sipa, a mess like 50% of the time I see her.)

ID: what, she almost faint from blood loss in front of you too?

SS: (Nah, but first time I saw her I was like 80% sure she was, like, fresh outta whatevs cool new activity young whippersnappers get up to nowanights, which was, judgin by her face-state, makin out with a meat grinder. (\unu/) )

SS: (Then she threw me over a table, so, like, sympathy gone.)

ID: hahah woowww.

AA: i am not h u rn l i n g.

ID: are you laying down so the world will stop spinning?

AA: omg, do you even know the diff b/w drninking and like AA: taking honey? j/k, rnhetornical q, obvs you do not.

AA: n.

ID: i'm sorry i can't go get drunk and high like all the cool kids!

AA: i am in my coon, bc i totes wanna ese if this phone's gonna surnvive soporn. AA: surnvival of the ifttest, ectect.

SS: (It's cool, pal, you can sit with me in the peanut gallery! We got noisemakers and the ability to flee faster than the irate stoners.)

ID: about damn time you got in the coon.

AA: also, lmao, lal, stfu. AA: yrn the only one being inapprnoprniate w/ electrnonics, 'kay. >:}

SS: (Woooow, wtfs that supposed to mean?) SS: (My love with the coffee maker is pure and platonic.)

ID: uh-huh. you coffee-drugee.

SS: (We're holdin off till handfasting.)

SS: (She takes care of me!)

ID: i don't get that either so i get my own gallery!

SS: (Unlike some of my other quads. (\qnq/) )

ID: cry me a river. =:P

SS: (Only if you build me a bridge so I can up and get over it. (\qnq/) )

ID: i'll build you a bridge to jump off of.

AA: hey, hey, none of that.

AA: eithern you P U S H H I M like a prnopern quad orn you gtfo.

ID: ughh, fiiine.

SS: (See!) SS: (At least someone knows how to up and treat me right.)

ID: boo hoo. you never treat me right.

SS: (I'm gettin you a bagel! With raisins!)

ID: i wanted a ring pop. =:'(

SS: (Well, maybe you shoulda paid more attention to the nature of our relationship, then. (\qnq/) )

ID: just admit you're too poor for a ring pop.

SS: (I'm deffo too broke for a ring pop, pal.) SS: (That ish means I gotta shell out for whatevs I'd've been gettin paid over the break time it'd take to go down to the grocery! (\qnq/) )

ID: see, you're never honest with me. this is why we need an ashen. =:'(

AA: boop.

AA: and all that. >:}

ID: sip tell lal not to be a dirty liar. =:'(

SS: (Maybe Hads is right.) SS: (Maybe I've been the weak link all along!)

SS: (Maybe I ain't the kinda guy what belogs with a person, proper-like.)

SS: (A lone howlbeast!)

AA: idk, dude, mb you do totes belogs with ppl. AA: as long as yrn not skipping leg day. >:P

ID: lal skips like. all days.

ID: i assume.

AA: and nnnnnn. that's who he I S, hads. like, an itsy bitsy bundle of totaol hoobeast shit. AA: brnoke hoofbeast shit.

AA: prnobs. hey, look, that means you both match. >:}

ID: i have psi. does he?

SS: (Leg day's erryday!) SS: (Goin' round deliverin coffee to table's a workout, right??)

SS: (And damn straight I got psi!)

SS: (My power's, uh, bein incredibly attractive to every one around me.)

ID: wow, guess i'm suddenly immune to psionics.

SS: (See, this is why we got relationship problems.)

SS: (You just don't believe in me.)

AA: arne oyu saying emo goths ain't yrn swoon maternial, hads? AA: this is why ourn ash is crnumbling, btw.

AA: all of these failed expectations. >:"[

ID: ahahah is he really an emo goth.

AA: y!

AA: oh my god, y.

ID: lame.

SA: lone wolves are actually almost certain to encounter death or starvation if they are unable to locate a new pack.

SS: (Omg, I am not!)

SS: (I'm an emo nerd!)

SS: (Get it right.)

ID: heyyy prisma have a good nap or whatever?

AA: he wearns white lenses in his eyes to look hella goth.

AA: just sayin'.

SA: Yes. I took some medicine and I feel much better.

ID: medicine? =:?

SA: ...yes.

SS: (Look, we can't go out tellin the emos that kinda ish, Sipa, or I'ma lose my cred.)

AA: and omg. good. >:} AA: can't have you getting too tirned to learn, dude.

SS: (Wow, now who's the drug addict?)

SS: (Actually, tho, that sounds sketch af.)

AA: lmfao.

ID: you're all addicts and i'm judging you all.

SS: (In the 'somethin's wrong w/ you' sense.)

AA: oh, stfu, he ain't cullbait. AA: he's prnobs just talkin', like, booze.

SA: an addiction implies i require medication. I do not require medication.

SA: It just helped my headache.

ID: he's not cullbait, he's highblood raised psi.

SA: ...Do you not know what medicine is.

AA: y, exactly.

SS: (Pal, I ain't the one what said cullbait!) SS: (Twixt the dampeners and ish, I was figurin he's some top secret military psi weapon or some ish.)

AA: n, he ain't fancy enough forn that, soz.

ID: fun fact prisma, most of us poor folks can't afford medicine.

SA: not anymore, if that's comforting.

SA: oh.

SS: (Meds're what you take to get buzzed, right?)

SA: I am sorry.

SS: (Like honey's for chill, meds are for buzz.)

SA: Ideally no but i suppose in your life, yes.

ID: it's fine for me because getting sick is for nerds.

AA: getting sick I S forn nernds.

SS: (See?) SS: (I'm glad we established I retain nerd cred.)

ID: says the troll soaking in her coon with a panache.

SA: who, AA?

ID: yes.

SA: Maybe you should drink water.

SA: dehydration cuases headaches.

ID: i already told her that.

SA: being high could cause that.

SA: See.

SA: I appreciate you more.

ID: so prisma, are you allowed to send pics of yourself? let us see your mug!

AA: oh, hush, it ain't bc i took honey. AA: what'rne you ppl, my lusus? >:P bc i got one alrneady.

AA: it's bc we have a fuck-huge meteorn fucking up evernything outside.

AA: duuuuuuh.

ID: uh-huh.

SS: (I mean, that's deffo why I'm laid out!)

SA: I do not know how to send photos on this platform. Which mug would you like, the kitty one or the chic one?

SS: (Totes credible, imo. (\unu/) )

AA: the chick one!!

AA: see, lal suppornts me.

AA: this is why lal's getting a rnide on murdernrnoad.

ID: your face i meant sa.

SA: I'm alarmed for both of you.

SS: (Deffo chicks.) SS: (I am totes not sayin that to get on Sipa's good side.)

ID: mug means face.

AA: _totes_ not. >:}

SS: ( (\uwu/) )

SA has attached SupposedlyaMug.png

SS: (Totes a mug!)

SS: (Probs.)

SS: (As previously mentioned: am currently extra blind!)

ID: huh you're kinda pretty. congrats.

SS: (It's a v nice lookin blur.)

SS: (I defer to Hadean's judgy nature.)

SA: thank you.

SA: I'm sorry, SS.

SA: I'm rather angular and have a hipster haircut, if that helps.

SA: What do you all look like?

ID: don't be sorry prisma, dumbass stared at the meteor.

SS: (Super hot!)

ID: one sec let me put a shirt on.

SS: (The meteor, I mean.) SS: (But also me, deffo.)

SS: (Eyyyy, selfie time!)

SA: You should get sunglasses at the next opportunity.

AA: lmao. AA: congrnats, prnisma, yrn waaaay less nerndy than anyone else.

AA: like the rning.

SS: (I got shades! I just wanted to get, like, a proper good look. (\unu/) )

SS: (Ain't my fault the sky is evil.)

SA: I thought nerds wore sweatervests. isn't that the stereotype

AA: shades don't do shiiiit. it's brmoght af.

AA: y. these two arne nothing but sweaternvests.

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SS has sent TellMeImPrerry.png!

SA: what is that... sphere.

AA: omg, wait, do I gotta get up to take a selfie. >:{

ID: it's a horn.

SA: Yes, AA.

SA: I will not tell you you are pretty. The hair color is unique, though.

ID: lal you fucking edgelord.

SS: (I ain't the one with a fuckin - is that a floatin horn or is your rack just effed up?)

ID: i can tell you're blind by your hair styling.

ID: yes it's a floating horn. deal with it.

SS: (Wow, rude!) SS: (It's that way naturally.) SS: (Ain't touched dye in my life. (\eue/) )

AA: dnw, lal, I totes think yrn a prnetty prnincess. AA: even if you style yrn headfluff in the darnk. >:}

ID: i meant the style not the color.

ID: the... spiky mullet look.

SS: (At least someone loves me.)

SS: (I call it 'just spent 14 hours working' chic, pal!)

SA: You can also reduce it to I worked a more reasonable 8 hours chic by using a hairbrush.

ID: just let it get long enough to braid.

ID: braids fix everything.

SA: no.

SS: (Oh, damn, we got some strong fashion opinions in here?)

AA has attached SUP.JPEG.

SS: (Eyyyy, my fav cave goblin!)

AA: brnaids totes fix evernything. >:}

SA: What... are you in.

SA: Are you alright?

AA: a wornm. duh.

SA: You've been eaten?

SS: (She's gettin eaten by a sandworm, yeah.)

ID: a coon. you a fellow non-cooner prisma?

SS: (It's been an ongoing thing, pal.)

SS: (Keep up!)

SA: I take medicine to allievate psionic nightmares. I do not use a... worm.

ID: pshhh. just use nothing. like me. it's fine.

SS: (^^^^^)

SA: I have to disagree.

SA: For me, at least.

AA: wait wtf.

SS: (Saves caegars, too!)

AA: don't sleep drny, holy shit.

AA: at least use, like, a soporn patch.

SS: (Sopor patches are for the weak!)

ID: what part of drugs don't work don't you understand. =:I

ID: did i say every drug but sopor is okay.

AA: >:{

AA: soporn isn't even a fucking drnug, dude.

SA: 😂

AA: wtf is up w/ yrn psi??

ID: my psi just fucks with how my body. absorbs shit. or whatever.

ID: i'm not a nerd i don't know the fancy words.

SA: I thought it acted like a drug if ingested, AA.

AA: that's why i said get a patch, duh.

SA: So it is a drug.

SS: (Wtf's even your def of drugs, here, pal?) SS: (You delete vitamin C, or only ish that your schoolfeeds tell you you ain't supposed to be on??) SS: (There any brand loyalty, here? Like, trollbuprofen only, or trollvil, too?)

AA: omggg, it ain't a drnug. no morne than, like, idefk.

AA: you think sugarn's a drnug??

ID: i mean i burn through sugar quick i think?

ID: why the fuck do you think i eat so much.

SA: I don't know if you're dragging me or Hadean.

AA: both!

SA: sugar does influence the mind, yes.

SA: But i don't know if the response is as acute as hard drugs or caffeine.

ID: you can go through sugar withdrawals can't you?

SA: Is your psionic metabolism based?

SA: I believe so, yes.

ID: it's not- i dunno. i'm complicated.

ID: all i know is that my psi messes with my body a lot.

AA: >:\

AA: you should know wtf yrn psi does, dude.

AA: also, wtf have you eaten today except, like, snacks and shit.

ID: snacks.

ID: more snacks.

AA: gimme yrn coornds.

invertedDissident has sent hotelcoordsyo.txt!

AA: i am sending you, like, T W O pizzas. AA: but they'rne gonna be, like, fish. bc you suck.

ID: =:'(

ID: i don't suck, i got you to not go on a whale.

SA: What is the point of sending them something they may not eat.

ID: oh i'll fucking eat it.

AA: ofc he's gonna eat it.

AA: i could send him, idefk, curnrny banana pasta pizza and he'd eat it.

AA: and then be like 'i'm hungrnyyyyyyy.'

SA: pineapple.

AA: he'll eat that too, dude.

ID: =:( i'm always hungry. protip.

AA: n/m, making one fish and pineapples.

SA: that's disgusting.

ID: =:( =:( =:(

ID: siiipppp.

ID: i want meat loverssss.

ID: it has more calories.

ID: delicious delicious calories.

SA: that is also disgusting.

SA: Pizza makes me sad.

AA: meat is grnosssss.

ID: meat is delicious.

AA: but 'kay, w/e, w/e. AA: you want yrn grnoss rnancid hoofbeast flesh, you get it, b/c, like, you D I D fuss abt whales.

AA: which i wasn't gettin' on.

AA: but that was hilarnious.

AA: wtf you got against pizza, prnisma??

ID: =>:I

AA: that's prnimetime lowblood exp rnight therne.

ID: prisma just needs to have a good pizza.

AA: ......... prnisma gimme yrn coornds.

SA: I'd rather not.

ID: try it prismaaa.

ID: and if you don't like it send it to me.

AA: you nevern give me any of yrn deets. >:'{

SA has sent LoftAddress.txt

SA: fine. Do with what you wish.

ID: a loft, that sounds fancy.

SA: would you like to see it?

ID: yes, pp.

SA has sent Studio.png

ID: what the fuckkkkk.

ID: that's fancy as shit.

AA: why's it in all white?

AA: arne you anothern goth nernd? am i like, the only one herne frnee of the gothplague?

AA: bc, lame. also, sent you a pizza.

invertedDissident has sent hotelroom.png!

SS: (Omg, is it 'show and tell' night?)

AA: ... why is yrn trnap next to yrn bed??

SS: (Showin off everyone's blocks?)

ID: i dunno.

AA: also, holy shit, phernes would fucking murndern you forn that.

AA: and y. y. it is.

AA: i ain't showing off mine. but you shoyuld totes pp.

SA: My what?

ID: man you are sheltered prisma.

ID: which words confused you.

SA: that is very. unique carpet.

SA: trap?

SA: I don't have a trap.

ID: tub!

LL: (Nah, pal, I'll join you in lack of pix!) LL: (Your company is a balm to my isolation woes on accounta I ain't got a place.)

AA: ablution trnap.

AA: it's - y. the thing you bathe in.

AA: orn fucking swim, in hads case.

ID: i am so well versed in the highblood terms. i'll be your guide.

AA: also, stfu, lal, you totes got a place.

ID: that trap is a damned blessing okay.

AA: undern a rnock. in the desernt.

AA: ain't that wherne you found yrn jade brno? >:}

SA: It's a glass wall.

SA: Not my bathroom.

SA: My bathroom is in a separate room.

SS: (Right, totes, forgot about that one!) SS: (Got myself an underground stone mansion and ish!)

SA: I use a shower, not a bathtub.

ID: well you're missing out.

SS: (S'got a seaside view on accounta it's built into a cliff!)

SA: that sounds lovely, SS.

AA: shit, and herne i am, living off a fucking bike.

AA: i am U P S T A G E D. >:}

SA: But what about your worm?

ID: the coon is just a coon prisma.

SA: yes, but I find worm to be more comedic to say.

ID: it's part of the rented room.

AA: wornm is totes morne comedic to say. points2you, clownbb, yrn learning. >:}

AA: y/y/y, it's parnt of the rnoom.

AA: you can't trnavel with wornms unless they'rne on you. shit's 2big.

ID: luckily sip keepts her leeches on her.

AA: keepts.

AA: that's lowblood slang too, prnisma. >:}

ID: also thanks for the food sip.

SA: I hope you keepts trying to make me believe you're serious witht hat face

SA: 🙃

AA: i hate everny single one of yrn hornrnible, hornrnible smileys, jsyk.

AA: >:}

ID: ohh man i did not know there was an upside down one.

ID: upside down is my jam.

ID: 🙃

SA: I love the emojis.

SA: 😊

SA: AA, what do you do for a living?

SA: I can't figure it out.

ID: protip prisma, the best way to eat pizza is with two pieces on top of each other for maximum pizza.

ID: aa fights in pits for cash.

ID: i'm told she's famous. but i have my doubts!

ID: i have yet to see a wriggler wearing a shirt with her face on it.

ID: which is the true benchmark of fame.

SA: ...Please, no, Hadean.

SA: A pit fighter...

SA: i suppose that would explain the biotechnology.

AA: wow, rnude. AA: i don't lits fight in pits.

ID: eww rhyming.

AA: that was when i was a pupa. >:} AA: now it's, like, all stages, all the time.

AA: stfuuuu.

ID: still, no wriggler shirts with your face on them. what's up with that.

SA: Do you make a lot doing that?

AA: wtf would they have my face on 'em, when they can have my sweet symbol instead? >:}

AA: and y!

AA: wait, shit. depends on whom i'm tussling w/.

AA: i made mad bux on mui. totes wornth it.

SA: I see. I'm glad it works out for you.

ID: what do you do prisma? if not. clown shit.

SA: I work for a number of mafias to collect information and perform assassinations.

SA: I'm joking.

SA: It's hard to tell.

AA: lmfao.

AA: A R N E you joking??

AA: bc that's totes what a mob killern W O U L D say.

SA: I'm a freelancer. I sell out my psionics to the highest bidder.

AA: hahaha, shit. AA: hope yrn carneful doing that, dude, bc that sounds like prnimetime way to end up in someone's basement.

ID: so. possibly selling to mafias.

ID: or in a helmscolumn or some shit.

SA: I cannot be bound permanently to a helmship, so I am not worried.

ID: haha what.

SA: I don't think anyone would put me in a basement.

SA: Actually, I find people for other people, most of the time.

SA: that's what i did in the military.

SA My clairvoyance let me locate spies or missing colony trolls.

ID: people for people to do what with?

AA: wait, how old arne you?

AA: arne you a geezern?

ID: 10 he said?

ID: 10?

SA: Yes.

SA: I don't know what they do with my targets.

SA: What they wish, I suppose

SA: They are not transparent about why they want the person. Just that they will give me a large sum to find them.

ID: wooowww. promise not to go turncoat on us if someone offers you cash for us prisma.

ID: =>:P

SA: I don't think anyone will.

ID: but if they do, refuse!

SA: But I've been doing it less. My medicine is too expensive to afford now. So I have no reason to continue earning money except to pay my apartment rent.

SA: AA, to answer your question more accurately, i was raised to do this since i was young.

SA: I did not start at a conventional exile age.

ID: so do you need the medicine after you use psi...?

AA: huh.

SA: will you both be exiled, or are you renegades?

SA: the medicine works with the inhibitor.

AA: hahahaha.

SA: My psionics are broken. they were surgically altered.

AA: wow, totes not answerning that. >:}

ID: i'm telling you, they keep snatching wrigglers younger and younger.

ID: ^^^^

ID: oh hey sip, psionic surgery. that's like. your jam?

ID: what'd they do to you?

AA: what?

AA: hahaha, why would you say that's my jam. >:}

SA: perhaps because of the biotech?

SA: that seems like a good enough assumption.

ID: because you're a psionics nerd.

ID: like they crammed biotech in you to. do what to your psi?

AA: what, yrn inhibitorn's biotech, prnisma??

AA: idgi. i am lost in this convo.

SA: It isn't biotech, rather, it is grafted to me and relies on a number of injections to operate correctly.

SA: when i was... placed on planet, I wasn't given any injections. The idea was that i would go into a withdrawal and slowly shut down.

SA: they were wrong.

SS: (Wtf, that's nutty!) SS: (What kinda injections?)

SA: anyways, it controls my psionics and prevents me from using them above their most basic degree.

SA: However, I am also a very strong psion.

SA: Hormones, usually. But also sedatives.

LL: (Huh!)

AA: huh.

SA sends Inhibitor.png

LL: (Grafted, like, cybertech?)

AA: .. omfggg. AA: that's so cool.

AA: how deep does that go?

AA: like, 'kay, that looks like it's embedded p farn. AA: does that connect dirnectly to yrn nernvous system?

ID: eghhh warn a guy next time.

AA: wait, shit, how low does it go?

SA: between my shoulder baldes.

AA: chillax, hads.

SA: I am sorry, Hadean.

LL: (Holy hells, pal, that's hella extra.)

AA: want me to msg you when we'rne done talking helm shit?

SA: Extra?

ID: yeah that'd be great, thanks.

LL: (Like, that ain't normal inhibitor ish.)

AA: y/y/y/y. go see if yrn pizza's in!

LL: (Oh, shit.)

LL: (Soz, pal.)

SA: Are they squeamish?

AA: he's helmbait, dude. >:} doesn't bug me none, but, like, give a rnust some warning beforne you starnt posting, yyy??

LL: (I mean, it ain't like a guy's liable to get all pleased-like about seein that kinda tech on a body regular-like!) LL: (Sipa and I're just nerds and neither likely to up and get one a'those installed.)

LL: (Ain't like I'd be too pleased with your effin biopsy pix or nothin, neither.)

SA: Oh, I didn't know. I apologize. I am not used to the idea.

SA: I didn't have it installed on purpose. They put it on when I was in training. To make me more malleable.

SA: I don't know what life was like without it, really.

SA: So it comes naturally to me to treat it like a tattoo.

SS: (Real spiky tattoo, there, pal!)

AA: hahaha, wooow.

AA: goddamn, it sucks to be yellow. >:}

SA: I am closer to a cusp, don't worry.

SA: I don't think all yellows experience this.

SA: But I was also with a number of castes. Some of them were red. My partner was orange.

SA: roommate?

SA: something.

SS: (Idk, pal, if I just got a weirdo tat and they paid me that many caegars, I'd take it!)

AA: lmfao, n, but yrn waaaay morne likely to get plucked up forn this hoofbeastshit. AA: rniccin's got shit like that in hern, too. >:P

SS: (Just knock me out for the busy part and I'm down.)

SA: R..iccin?

AA: lame-ass gangleclown with pornts.

SA: Oh. I would like to meet them

AA: anyway. >:} laaaaaal. AA: does that mean you'll totes let me prnactic-- lmao no.

SS: (They put ports and ish on clowns, now? That ain't part of my schoolfeeds!)

AA: omfg, she's yellow, dornklornd. AA: just, like, clowny.

SA: I said like a tattoo, not that it is one. It's much more painful in practice.

SS: (Pal, I said I gotta be out for the key bits, not that I wanna lay around and get eaten by worms for #science.)

SA: Recovery takes a while.

SA: and you have to move.

SA: welcome to hell, SS.

SS: (Wtf's a yellow clown?)

SA: clown is an adjective, in this case, not a noun.

AA: maaaaan, you two arne dourn as fuck.

SS: (Nah, I think the actual def's "a meme.")

SS: (Excuse you, I am downright up and peppy 'bout this new moneymaking op I just found!)

SA: well do you have psionics

SS: (Hook me up, SA, I want a pile a caegars!)

SS: (Does bein tragically handsome count?)

AA: dude, he alrneady saw yrn pic. >:}

SS: (Yeah, and, iirc, he was like 'swoon! Laledy! You're amazing!'!)

SA: and are you willing to be exposed to excruciating experiments and tests that often include competing violently with your peers in a closed space as well as live combat in the real military.

SA: if so, then I can write them.

SA: hah

SA: ha.

SA: I'm not allowed to contact them anymore, actually. It was a funny.

SS: (Uhhh.) SS: (Is it, like, a 'if you've done it you don't gotta do it again' thing, or like a 'you gotta do it regardless if you sign up' thing?)

SA: I was not.

SS: (Also, I suck at combat.)

SA: SS Is not that attractive.

SS: (Sipa can do that bit for me.)

SS: (Wow, now you're up and hurtin my feelings! (\qnq/) )

SA: let's talk about something nice.

SA: I'm sorry. I will not lie to help you feel better.

SA: I said your hair was alright, though.

SS: (That mean you're telling the proper truth bout being sorry, tho? (\eue/) )

SA: Yes.

SS: (It's cool, tho, pal, we can't all have decent taste. (\unu/) )

AA: prnisma, stop being a bulgemunch orn else I'm gonna shove yrn pizza up yrn chute. >:} AA: let's talk nicern shit, y. like how rnad dyed hairn is.

SA: That isn't how chutes work.

AA: not the moss look, obvs. AA: but --

SA: Is your hair dyed?

SS: (Wait, wtf, what is this, a pizza party?)

SA: would you like pizza?

AA: they totally COULD wornk that way.

SA: AA tried to send me some.

AA: y, it is.

SA: Chutes go down.

SA: things exit through shoots.

SA: chutes.

SS: ("Tried"?)

SA: 😩

AA: that's why I gotta S H Ö V E it, jfc, trny to keep up. >:}

AA: trnied??

SA: I remmeber there being a threat.

SS: (She ain't wrong! If it ain't meant to go up, gotta do some shovin to make it go!)

SS: (Wtf, SA, if you don't want your pizza I am down to take it.)

SA: please.

SS: (Ain't no sense in wastin dec food!)

SA: what is your address.

SS: (Ain't you seen earlier, I ain't got one!)

SA: ...that's horrible.

SA: I'm sad now

SS: (Wtf, why're you sad?)

SA: because it is sad.

AA: omfg, sa, fuck off. this is my pizza parnty!!

SS: (You ain't the one lackin a hive, it's all good.)

ID: send me all pizza. mine is like. gone.

SS: (Maybe I want a pizza from SA! To make up from callin me ugly.)

AA: what, is my pizza too good forn you now?? rnude.

AA: also wtf it is not.

SA: Pizza only costs $20. Just tell me where it needs to go.

AA: did you chug it??

ID: aww prisma, we don't call trolls ugly. we call them unfortunate.

ID: i had to, half of it was garbage. =:I

AA: y. like tatsface herne. >:P

ID: and then i'd follow it with good pizza.

AA: told you meatloverns was grnoss.

invertedDissident has sent sendpizzahereprisma.txt!

ID: meat lovers is the best and fish is awful.

AA: >:0

AA: wtf is this betrnayal??

SA: Is that where SS is?

ID: ...if by ss you mean me.

AA: n, stfuuu, you don't get ss's coornds. AA: laaaaal.

SA: I can send you pizza too. It isn't very expensive.

SS: (Tay's cafe, Port Mina side!)

SS: (Also wtf kinda pizza's 20.)

ID: prisma doesn't know where that is lal.

AA: arne you at Taylo-- yyyyyyy, good.

ID: betcha.

SS: (That's, like, three pizzas.)

AA: I'm sending one!!

SA: ...Oh.

SS: (You can troll google it!)

SA: I must... be ordering at the wrong place.

ID: i want to try a twenty caegar pizza, send it here.

SA: I'm orderinig. I will return shortly.

SS: (It's got, like, a whole wiki page on accounta lookin like a giant teapot.)

ID: lolwhat.

SS: (Also omfg wait am I getting two pizzas or does Sipa win my pusher?)

ID: always push for two lal.

AA: yeah, how many fucking pizzas do I gotta send to win??

ID: make them fight for the honor.

SS: (3!)

ID: thatta boy.

SS: (I'm takin lessons, apparently!)

AA: do I get yrn bod forn science aftern you explode, tho.

SS: (Also Tay totes has a fridge she, like, never uses and I can heat it up for later.)

SS: (Suck it, stale pastry week.)

AA: lmao.

SS: (Dude, you can have my scattered entrails and the pizza that's gonna be pouring outta that mess like a real fucked up pinata.)

ID: make sure it isn't fucking. fish and pineapple.

ID: that's the worst thing i've eaten in a long time.

SS: (Idk, I ain't never eaten fish.)

SS: (Or pineapple?)

AA: y, good, I'll totes send thrnee (3) fish pizzas.

SS: (Fucking RIP.)

AA: ... with pineapple.

ID: imagine salty slime paired with sweet fruit.

ID: on a pizza.

AA: gotta brnoaden yrn hornizons, dude.

SS: (It's cool, I still got whatevs SA is sending to actually eat.)

SS: ( (\unu/) )

AA: also, panache offic pandrnill.

AA: so I'm outies.

SS: (Remember to chug the sopor!)

AA: pp if you explode. >:}

ID: night sip. thanks for the one good pizza.

ID: fuck you for making me eat the other one.

SS: (I'll set up an autocamera to go off if I go all Outlast, sure.)

AA: yy np.

VV: ♚ ~ Hello, Hello all

ID: hiya new rust i don't think i've met before.

SA: I didn't know what to order so I sent cheese and supreme.

SA: I hope this was acceptable.

SA: hello, small crown.

VV: ♚ ~ Perdia Averic, pleased to make your acquaintince~

SS: (IDK wtf a supreme is but it sounds like a lotta food, so: A+, gold star!)

ID: that sounds pretty damn acceptable.

SA: Oh. thank yuo.

VV: ♚ ~ Small crown...you could say more like a crown for a princess!

SS: (Totes forgive you for the time you declared me hideous in public.)

ID: hadean dauths.

ID: first rust princess i've ever heard of.

SA: little princess.

VV: ♚ ~And likely to be the only! I'd treasure it really hehe. I kid! of course. VV: ♚ ~ I rather like little princess, you may call me that as well...mm I have no one's name how unfortunate 😦 Albeit I am curious as to what could lead to calling another hideous in public as well! Such animosity.

IA: A princess?

ID: prisma- sa- is just a lil blunt.

SA: SS is mediocre looking, but they are deeply offended by me not dropping head over heels for them.

SA: that's all

ID: see? blunt.

SA: Yes.

ID: do i rate about mediocre at least. =:I

VV: ♚ ~ That sounds understandable though, Prisma was it? You can't force true romance !

ID: above. i meant.

SA: Your horn confuses me. But You are pretty enough.

ID: i'll take it.

VV: ♚ ~ I could offer a second opinion if you desire dearest SS!

SA: You can't.

SA: You are right, perdia.

AA: (wait, shit rnate me!!)

SA: I did not like the worms.

SA: 5/10

AA: LMAO

ID: hahahah i'm the prettiest around!

AA: >:'{

ID: wait how come sip got an actual number rating.

ID: also vv i think ss is busy eating.

ID: so they probably absconded.

SA: 7/10

VV: I apologize I'm a ittle unsure of whom I am or am not addressing at the moment. It is exciting to see fresh names regardless!

ID: i'll take a 7.

VV: ♚ ~ I'm so curious about appearences now though. I wish to see the alleged 7!

ID: yeah this place is hella lively.

SA: you should post a selfie too.

SA: as Hadean said

SA: Your mug.

ID: yeah let sa judge your mug.

SA: little princess, i mean.

VV: ♚ ~ Only if you don't refer to it as a mug. That sets a bit of bias for me don't you think? Using such a descriptor...

ID: alright, your face.

ID: prisma is just excited to try out some new slang he learned tonight, forgive him!

VV: ♚ ~ I see, I see! Very well give me just a moment to take a quick little shot perhaps. hehe

VV has posted the picture [A LITTLE PRINCESS.JPEG] to the chat!

MC: oh hey new people

MC: awesome

ID: is that your lusus.

ID: also how old are you even.

AA: i was totes gonna be salty overn hads getting a highern scorne, but holy shit. AA: you arne fucking adornbs, congrnats.

VV: ♚ ~ Hello new arrival!

SA: 9/10

AA: voting forn sa herne, total 9/10. >:}

AA: yesssssssss.

SA: i was getting my sushi, sorry

MR: your lusus isa fluffball MR: cute

VV: ♚ ~ Oh and you really shouldn't ask a lady her age! But no that is a new pet for my dear matesprit, Dolora.

VV: ♚ ~ oh boo not a perfect 10 but I suppose I shall take it 😢

ID: you eat sushi prisma? fancypants. =:P

ID: fine, fine. you just look young.

MR: who athe fuck actually easts sushi MR: why would you want to

ID: prisma is fancy! and don't be mean he's just uneducated in lowblood things.

VV: ♚ ~ Thank you I take great care of my appearence! VV: ♚ ~ Sushi is quite the delicacy~ Why would anyone not want to?

SA: It's good, usually. From the right places.

MR: because rotting fish is gross

SA: i appreciate the defense, Hadean.

ID: it's not usually rotting. i hope.

ID: =:I

SA: Sushi is not rotting fish. it is actually very fresh.

MR: yeah no unsign me aup

VV: ♚ ~ I'd be apt to approach a legislacerator if one was to sell me rotted sushi I think...

ID: just let prisma enjoy his fancy very fresh fish.

MR: what thea fuck has a legaistlacerator got to dow ith rotted sushi

MR: why is it opeing its coat to flash raw fish at you

VV: ♚ ~ Would you not wish to alert one of the law to a horrible crime?

MR: that doesnt explain why theyrea selling raw susishi like some sort of back alley peddler

MR: what thea fuck are they doiagng there MR: wehre did they get all that fish MR: why are their paychecks so shitty that hte ahve to sell rotten sushi to get by MR: wherea are they answers

VV: ♚ ~ My, my someone is rather confused or has sustained a horrible head injury! Are you okay? Do you require assistance?! Oh how horrible to succumd such a tragedy...

VV: ♚ ~ Perhaps the education quality of Alternia has gone down even..oh no....

MR: the only head injury here will be you if you don't drop the condescension

SA has sent Foodies.png

VV: ♚ ~ I'm being very honest. It's horribly upsetting that you're so confused!

MR: it's horribly upasettig that your crowns make me picturea a trollop with way too much makeup

SA: they are a little princess. Let them have this.

VV: ♚ ~ A trollop...

ID: is that stuff really good prisma?

VV: ♚ ~ I can see I'm not very welcome in such a case if that is the impression a dunderheaded delinquent like you is getting such an impression of me.

MR: the truth hurts sweetheart

MR: deal with it

VV: ♚ ~ I do hope you injuries heal quickly 😦

VV: ♚ ~ Tata~

ID: jeesh mr did you just scare that girl away.

ID: was it because she was cuter than you?

MR: her problem not mine

MR: well she's cuter than you

ID: i bet you're an ugly hag. =:P

MR: is that the best yoyu've got

MR: hahahaha

ID: and i'm fine with not being cute. i'd rather be handsome!

SA: Oh-- i rather liked...

MR: nah i think you're pretty adorable

ID: i'm more handsome than that other troll any day of the week.

SA: you're now on my "shitlist", MR.

SA: Yes, it is good, Hadean. I could take you to get some if you live in Provenance.

MR: oooh now i'm scared

MR: whatever will i do

ID: i'm in. cascara. where is provenance.

ID: i travel so. i could always end up there sometime.

SA has sent TrainRouteMap.png

SA: away.

SA: What will you do. 😃

ID: man everyone and their maps.

MR: you could just learn to read them MR: it'll keep you well

ID: i like wandering with no destination in mind. =:P

SA: I assumed this would be the most precise way of showing you the distance.

ID: who knows, maybe i'll pop up some night!

MR: speaking of MR: are you still on for killing that jade guy or what

SA: I would be happy to see your 7/10 face.

ID: not killing. beating him up, yes.

SA: who is getting murdered?

MR: oh yeah MR: honor battle and all that

ID: no murder! i'm beating up a jadeblood at this big nerd fair in cascara.

ID: for money.

Nerd fair?

SA: Nerd...

SA: Should I go.

SA: I could beat someone up too.

ID: and also to beat him up.

ID: if you want! but you need to use an old-timey weapon.

SA: ...are psionics cheating.

ID: they fucking better not be.

SA: then i will use my fists.

SA: I'm joking.

SA: My ropedart.

ID: ropedart?

MR: speakig of the beetleskitter is almost there and i'm going to lose reception MR: you better make this fight good hadean

ID: yeah yeah! get going loser.

WC: ~(I can't believe this chat is still going) WC: ~(I'm not used to them lasting so long!) WC: ~(It's nice (｡≖‿≖) )

ID: oh who are you. what are with all these new faces.

SA: https://www.kungfudirect.com/prodimages/Wushu-Rope-Dart.jpg

 SA: Only mine is bound on a retractable wire on my arm, so it recoils and requires less constant motion.

ID: i don't know if that counts as old-timey? but i am not a judge.

SA: Flail?

SA: Hello, WC.

WC: ~(Oh, sorry! Where are my manners) WC: ~(I'm Steamy)

WC: ~(Oooh, is that your weapon? How neat!)

SA: S...steamy.

WC: ~(Yep! ^^)

SA: okay.

WC: ~(You can laugh, if you want)

WC: ~(I know it's silly)

SA: I don't have any more chuckles to offer, unfortunately

SA: I burned them all up being snarky to everyone else earlier.

WC: ~(Oh my!) WC: ~(You must be quite the snarkdemon!)

SA: I am Prisma. It is nice to meet you.

WC: ~(Prisma) WC: ~(That's a nice name)

ID: i mean that was some lowgrade snark prisma i'm sorry.

ID: also i'm hadean.

WC: ~(Hello Hadean!)

SA: I did my best to play nice.

SA: Thank you.

WC: ~(I haven't been in here in a while!) WC: ~(Did I miss anything?)

ID: i don't know how long you've been gone but. probably.

ID: like most of the whole chat is going to the nerd fair in cascada. if you've heard of it.

WC: ~(Nerd fair in....)

WC: ~(Oh! Is THAT what that flyer was for!)

ID: probably.

WC: ~(I saw something about a fair but newsprint makes such a good oil catcher)

WC: ~(So I didn't see much else ლ(╹◡╹ლ))

SA: Do you paint?

WC: ~(Nope! I'm terrible with art haha)

WC: ~(I work with machines)

ID: oh. that makes sense.

ID: uh yeah it's an old-timey reenactment or whatever fair.

WC: ~(But if there's a fair, now I have to go!)

WC: ~(If only to sample the snacks)

SA: Yes, like leg of lamb.

ID: i have been told the snacks are good.

SA: and spinach rock soup.

ID: and giant gobblebeast legs.

WC: ~(Are there any good old timey desserts)

SA: I'm dying.

WC: ~(Please don't die, we just met!)

ID: cakes? i dunno.

WC: ~(Well, I bet it's online!) WC: ~(Let's see....)

SA: Frumenty.

WC: ~(!!!) WC: ~(Oooh there's a pastry booth set up in the square)

WC: ~(I know where I'm spending my night~)

SA: Linzer torte...

ID: there you go.

SA: Oh.

SA: I will have to go there too.

WC: ~(What's a Frumenty?)

SA: old. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E9LKfr23mCo/maxresdefault.jpg

 WC: ~(I'll be happy to share if we run into each other ^^)

ID: instead of sushi buy me dessert prisma. tottesss want pastries.

WC: ~(I hope there's something with strawberries there) WC: ~(Shoot, now I've gone and made myself hungry! >:C)

SA: I would rather buy you creme brulee from somewhere that isn't a strange booth.

SA: Acquire strawberries?

ID: strange booths have some of the best food! but aww, thanks i think.

WC: ~(I would but they're sold out tonight) WC: ~(Strawberries AND my peach yogurt) WC: ~(I'm so mad!)

SA: I don't know how to feel about strange fair booths. Early market booths are good, though.

WC: ~(I'm sure the food is fine!)

WC: ~(Won't know unless you try it, right? ^^)

ID: i'm gonna be a booth babe for one stall selling weapons and antiques and stuff.

ID: so definitely buy his stuff.

SA: a booth... babe...

SA: Is this more slang.

WC: ~(That sounds mildly scandalous but also a great way to sell things) WC: ~(Where is his booth?)

SA: Or an actual occupation.

WC: ~(It's slang ^^)

SA: Also, WC, I suppose i would know if it would poison me before hand.

SA: So I shouldn't worry.

WC: ~(That's the spirit!)

WC: ~(Oh, now I have to get prepared and everything!)

ID: it's a job where i wear a silly outfit and use my body to get people to pay attention to the booth.

ID: i have no idea where it's gonna be. but i'll give you deets when i do.

WC: ~(Please do) WC: ~(I could go for some books and antiques) WC: ~(Does he have any good clothes)

ID: no clue. but he has books and antiques!

WC: ~(For uh) WC: ~(A very broad person about....6 feet? (｡≖‿≖))

WC: ~(Oh!) WC: ~(Then I guess I'll find out!)

ID: for what i assume are reasonable prices!

SA: Oh, so I suppose I will be walking by.

SA: I am sorry, Hadean.

WC: ~(Well, special events tend to price things really high! So reasonabe for the event, I guess)

SA: yes, like boutiques.

ID: c'mon prisma, you have to at least stop and say hiii. and he sells weapons and stuff.

SA: But I don't need those things.

WC: ~(It's still fun to look!)

ID: yeah!

WC: ~(I'll stop by! Why don't you join us?)

ID: who doesn't like old books? =:P

SA: when you said silly outfit and body i assumed it would be a stripper outfit.

SA: to be frank.

WC: ~(The sad and depraved)

WC: ~(Well sometimes that's what it turns into to be fair)

ID: i like to think i will not be in a stripper outfit.

ID: but hey, if i am, it's only as weird as you make it!

SA: I'd bring you a coat, in that case.

SA: I don't want to see your 7/10 and your entire torso.

SA: that would be most unpleasant.

ID: but my torso has tattoos. =:P

SA: But fine, I will go. To. ...Fair.

SA: ...yes, and?

ID: and i'm pretty sure i will not be shirtless! i hope.

ID: unless my outfit is how pheres will get his revenge on me being a jerk.

SA: Oh, is it Pheres's booth?

ID: yes.

WC: ~(It's okay, I see weird things all the time) WC: ~(My matesprit is allergic to shirts)

WC: ~(Well not really but he hates them)

WC: ~(So he doesn't wear them whenever he gets the chance) WC: ~(He also runs around in yoga pants. It's pretty cute!)

WC: ~(Is Pheres always there?)

ID: i think he tries to be?

SA: Yoga pants..

SA: Oh, is that his job:

WC: ~(As long as he's comfortable ^^)

SA: To be a fair craftsman

ID: stretchy pants that usually show off a troll's butt prisma.

SA: My jeans do that on their own.

ID: i think he just sells. not. crafts.

WC: ~(Oh, I'm so excited!)

SA: They don't need to be stretchy when they're made well enough.

ID: not everyone can drop fifty caegars on some pants.

WC: ~(What a discussion to have in front of a lady) WC: ~(Scandal!)

ID: my jeans were like. 2.

ID: hey you brought up yoga pants!

ID: and yoga pants + posteriors is a well known fact.

SA: I wasn't aware there was a boundery defined by identity.

WC: ~(Weeeell if the pants fit ~o^)

SA: I apologize?

WC: ~(What no) WC: ~(I was joking, Prisma)

SA: ...Oh.

ID: you'll get the hang of joking eventually. even the most adept trolls sometimes get confused in the chatroom.

WC: ~(Where are you from?)

SA: outer space.

SA: see that was a better joke.

SA: only it wasn't a joke at all.

SA: ...

ID: liiike i said. you'll. get the hang of it.

ID: eventually.

WC: ~(Well, it would have been a good joke otherwise!) WC: ~(You're doing well!)

SA: I appreciate the encouragement.

SA: where are you from, WC?

WC: ~(From not in outer space!)

WC: ~(But I live central continent, haha) WC: ~(Cascara is only about...6 hours from me by train?)

SA: I see.

SA: That is convenient.

SA: It is very far from Provenance.

WC: ~(Where is Provenance)

WC: ~(I'm not even familiar with that one!)

SA: I do not have the map anymore. But aways.

WC: ~(And you can call me Steamy! It's fine!)

ID: you gonna be able to make it to the fair alright prisma?

SA: Oh. Yes. Steamy.

SA: Yes. I will simply take a train. Or plane.

SA: whichever works.

WC: ~(Are you afraid of heights?) WC: ~(That uh) WC: ~(Aren't space related?)

SA: I am not afraid of anything.

SA: But thank you for the concern. Unless you meant Hadean.

WC: ~(No way!) WC: ~(Really?)

SA: I am incapable of feeling fear.

ID: skywhales work good. if you have them around.

ID: even of like. dying?

SA: I'm too tired to explain.

WC: ~(Skywhales are way overpriced) WC: ~(I just build my own airship)

ID: do you need another nap medicine thing?

ID: oh well let me fucking pull out my airship parts.

WC: ~(It uh....took about 8 sweeps of building but I did it)

SA: My inhibitor also regulates the amount of chemicals I can absorb, much like anti-anxiety medicine prevents absorption of those chemicals.

ID: and i'll get right on it.

SA: So I do not feel anything very strongly.

SA: But yes, I may go lie down. But I'm fhaving faun.

WC: ~(Are you a helm?)

ID: ...that's kinda sucky. go lay down if you need to! the chat is usually fun. you can have more fun another time.

WC: ~(Please do sleep!)

WC: ~(I can ask silly questions later!)

ID: anyways, he isn't a helm. so don't worry about that.

WC: ~(Which is a good thing) WC: ~(But the inhibitor part is a less good thing)

WC: ~(Those are normally put on someone when you want to keep them quiet......)

ID: yeah, but. he seems to be doing alright for himself even with the whole mess, so. not much we can do for him!

ID: unless you know how to remove that shit because i certainly do not.

WC: ~(Either way, he's still welcome to share my desserts at the fair) WC: ~(I'll bring you some at the booth too, maybe!)

WC: ~(Weeell I know how the process works) WC: ~(But it's not a safe one)

CC: No=t necessarily!

CC: I have o=ne, and it's just to= train my psychics.

ID: please do. =:)

SA: please do not. It would render me paralyzed.

WC: ~(Oh! Hello!)

WC: ~(Hence the not a safe one part)

CC: Er! CC: An inhibito=r, I mean. CC: So=rry, I do=n't type to=o= fast.

SA: hello, CC.

ID: okay no paralysis. gotcha.

WC: ~(We much prefer not to leave people permanently damaged) WC: ~(And biotech is not my field of expertise)

CC: Hello=! ／(^ x ^=)＼

ID: does you inhibitor paralyze you if removed cc.

WC: ~(Have we met, CC?)

CC: Um, I do=n't think yo=u can take mine o=ut!

CC: It's kind o=f... in there.

WC: ~(Nor would I try) WC: ~(These hands were not meant to perform surgical operations)

CC: And I do=n't think so=, I'm so=rry!

ID: the amount of trolls in this chat with machinery put in them is alarming.

CC: I mean, I guess it wo=uld paralyze me, since it wo=uld pro=bably mess up my spo=nge pretty bad?

WC: ~(I'm Steamy!) WC: ~(Pleased to meet you!)

CC: I'm Kit! ／(^ x ^=)＼ CC: It's very nice to=o= meet yo=u, to=o=!

WC: ~(None of my parts are machines, luckily)

WC: ~(Aww that's such a cute name!)

CC: Haha, I mean, we're a hi-tech empire!

CC: It's no=t that strange, is it? CC: And, haha, thanks! CC: You=rs is unusual, but very charming!

ID: well yeah, but. jeesh they start putting shit in a troll young now.

SA: it bothers Hadean.

CC: What's yo=ur name, ID? CC: I mean, if yo=u're o=kay with saying so=.

ID: hadean since. it's right there anyways.

CC: O=h! I vo=lunteered, if that's what yo=u mean! CC: I wasn't co=nscripted early - I've been part o=f the lepus pro=gram since I was five!

ID: ...that isn't too comforting.

ID: i think five is a little young to volunteer for. that.

SA: lepus program...

WC: ~(Lepus?) WC: ~(...Oh)

SA: that is interesting. What else?

CC: Um! CC: I mean, I'm happy with it!

CC: ... What else?

SA: or, wait, maybe we should not talk about this.

WC: ~(Well, if you're happy...^^)

ID: well you've got the sunk cost fallacy thing kit.

CC: The what?

ID: but yeahh maybe a better convo.

CC: And, wait, why no=t?

CC: Er

ID: sunken cost fallacy.

CC: I'm so=rry.

CC: I do=n't kno=w what that is.

WC: ~(Ahem) WC: ~(Are you going to this fair thing, Kit?)

CC: O=h, haha, um! CC: I'm no=t sure if I'm invited?

CC: And I do=n't want to= intrude.

ID: 'description: reasoning that further investment is warranted on the fact that the resources already invested will be lost otherwise, not taking into consideration the overall losses involved in the further investment.'

CC: What o=verall lo=sses, tho=ugh?

CC: I think I've o=nly do=ne go=o=d, so= far!

ID: well i mean. what's the end-goal for you? =:?

WC: ~(Well, now you're invited!) WC: ~(I'm trying to get my friends and my matesprit together to go to the fair)

CC: ... So=rry, Steamy, I meant to= ask if yo=u're go=ing! CC: I'm no=t great at trying to= ho=ld two= c=nversatio=ns at o=nce, haha. CC: Thank yo=u, tho=ugh! ／(^ x ^=)＼

WC: ~(And you're welcome to come) WC: ~(I'm sure Gelato will like you)

CC: The end go=al is helping the fleet co=mplete the pro=gram go=als!

WC: ~(I am! I'm reading the site now and it looks very exciting!)

ID: which are...? do i want to know.

CC: Classified! ／(≧ x ≦)＼ CC: I'm really so=rry, I'm no=t allo=wed to= say! CC: I do=n't even kno=w all o=f them, ho=nestly.

CC: But the o=nes I do= kno=w are pretty impo=rtant!

SA: They are usually not innocuous. My program was designed to create imperial hounds.

ID: ah. seems like a fine end goal. =:/

SA: but we can hope it's different for them.

ID: i suppose so, since they seem... happy.

CC: Ho=unds? CC: I'm no=t a barkbeast!

CC: And, I mean

CC: I'm right here... / (´･×･`)＼

SA: hello!

ID: i'm using they as a lack of knowing your gender. not a. you aren't here.

CC: I just meant, yo=u're kind o=f talking abo=ut me like I'm no=t. CC: ... Like uh CC: I'm a he?

WC: ~(Well this chat got heavy all of a sudden!)

ID: he's happy then.

CC: O=h CC: I'm so=rry.

IA: --Oh dear, what have I walked in -on here?

WC: ~(A chat that needs some lightening up!)

SA: My clownfish are very cute tonight

ID: ...clownfish.

SA: they are resting in the anemones.

IA: --Oh! D-o y-ou have cl-ownfish??

ID: oh they're pets.

SA: yes. I have a wall tank for them.

IA: That's s-o exciting!

ID: and not. fish that are clowns. as in seadweller clowns.

SA: what did you think--oh.

WC: ~(What do they look like?)

IA: I kn-ow, my lusus is a cl-ownfish.

SA: no that is not in my job description.

SA: it's also illegal

CC: I kind o=f tho=ught what ID tho=ught!

SA: they are orange and soft and I love them

ID: ...well that's sorta cute.

IA: S-o I ap-ol-ogize, I get excited when I hear ab-out s-ome-one's cl-ownfish.

CC: O=r, Hadean? CC: So=rry, I missed if yo=u said yo=ur name, o=r if that was yo=ur name.

ID: yeah i said it but things were busy so. hadean is right.

ID: id works too but apparently there's a different id.

CC: I kno=w an ID in real life!

IA: SA, h-ow many d-o y-ou have?

WC: ~(The other ID is my matesprit!)

SA: IA, don't apologize. They are cute.

CC: So= I think I'd rather call yo=u Hadean! ／(=⌒x⌒=)＼

ID: so yeah. hadean works out best anyways.

SA: ten.

WC: ~(I just wasn't going to comment ^^)

IA: That's l-ovely!

SA: oh, the yoga pants one. With no shirts.

WC: ~(Yep that's him!)

WC: ~(He's a sweetheart I love him <3)

ID: all i know is he calls people sugargrubs.

SA; that's disgusting.

WC: ~(Oh he does that to everyone)

WC: ~(I don't think I've ever heard him call anyone by their names!)

ID: even you?

WC: ~(I'm grapevine or sugarplum or something more often than not)

CC: O=h, I think that might be the same ID I kno=w? CC: Um! CC: I think I'd better no=t co=me to= the festival with yo=u. CC: I do=n't think he likes me very much.

WC: ~(Huh?) WC: ~(What happened?)

WC: ~(What did he do?)

CC: He didn't do= anything! CC: I just messed up really bad, is all.

WC: ~(Tell me what happened ono)

CC: He was really nice abo=ut it, actually.

CC: I mean, I CC: I'd really rather no=t, I mean, and it's no=t really a big deal, o=r anything, I just

ID: uh maybe shift over to the highblood chat if you wanna have some privacy? not that you have to just.

ID: if you don't want us knowing what you're talking about.

SA: kit, you could come with me to the fair.

SA: oh. I suppose there is one.

CC: It's o=kay, SA, really. CC: I pro=bably do=n't have time anyways, haha! CC: I wo=rk all week.

ID: uh prisma you're a stranger-

ID: prisma do oyu know what stranger danger is.

CC: Besides, I'd rather make friends with peo=ple first befo=re guilting them into= fair invites. / (⁎˃ᆺ˂)＼

SA: I'm an imperially sanctioned stranger.

SA: also no.

IA: --Oh I think I've heard -of this fair. Is nearly every-one g-oing?

WC: ~(It would seem so!)

ID: that makes you even more stranger dangery. =:I

SA: I've never met a stranger that was a threat.

ID: well that makes you a big threat to other strangers.

SA: but you wanted to meet me?

ID: well yeah but i'm immune to stranger danger.

CC: I mean, I think I'm Imperially sanctio=ned, to=o=, kind o=f?

WC: ~(They don't even give you time off?)

CC: O=f co=urse they do=! Just no=t during mo=st o=f the week. CC: And I've been really sick a lo=t recently, so= I do=n't want to= ask fo=r mo=re time o=ff.

CC: I feel bad eno=ugh already fo=r missing so= much time. ／(≧ x ≦)＼

CC: They wo=uldn't even let me co=me in earlier.

WC: ~(How sick were you that they wouldn't even come into work?)

WC: ~(That sounds pretty sick!)

CC: I got a little bit impaled! CC: Which so=unds silly, because ho=w do= yo=u get a little bit impaled, I kno=w, but it really was o=nly a little bit.

WC: ~(What!)

WC: ~(No wonder they wouldn't let you come in!)

WC: ~(That's serious!)

SA: that isn't illness that's a grievous injury

CC: I wo=uldn't call it grievo=us!

ID: like a shoulder impalement?

CC: Yeah!

ID: something small i'm assuming?

CC: Like it was just my sho=ulder.

CC: See, Hadean understands.

CC: It's really no=t that bad.

ID: shoulder impalements are just a pain to deal with.

CC: I'm so=rry, I sho=uldn't have said anything. CC: That's why I just said I was sick, at first, I mean. CC: I keep accidentally making peo=ple unco=mfo=rtable with this.

ID: why should they be uncomfortable? i doubt you impaled yourself on purpose.

TC: Are we !mpal!~g people now? Lemme see.

WC: ~(I'm not uncomfortable, I'm concerned) WC: ~(The military is very physical) WC: ~(Of course they don't want you there while you're physically impaired)

SA: I think bodily harm is a cause of alarm not discomfort.

CC: It wasn't alarming because I knew I'd get better!

CC: And I didn't impale myself.

CC: I think that's a little bit o=utside o=f my skill level!

ID: exactly, so no need to be uncomfortable!

TC: !s th!s m!l!tary story share ~!ght?

TC: Laaaaame

ID: man i hope not because i have no stories to tell.

SA: mine are sad.

SA: training in zero G was fun though.

SA: I'm still sorry about your injury, Kit.

TC: So you're !~ the fleet SA?

TC: What do you do?

TC: Do~'t tell me you do what ! th!~k you do.

CC: Thank yo=u! CC: Yo=u do=n't need to= feel so=rry, tho=ugh. ／(^ x ^=)＼ I'm fine no=w, really!

SA: No. I am ex fleet.

CC: O=h, why did yo=u leave?

SA: Hadean tell me to stop opening my mouth.

CC: Um

ID: prisma no opening your mouth.

TC: Ex fleet? ! d!d~'t th!~k you could leave, ~ot as a yellowblood.

SA: 😰

ID: no more questions this interview is over.

ID: my client has a very busy night, he probably needs that nap he was supposed to take earlier and junk.

TC: Cl!e~t???

ID: i'm now prisma's manager.

SA: i got tea.

SA: does that mean I pay you now?

ID: i mean like i'm going to say no to money but it was mostly a joke.

CC: ... Can I ask a different questio=n?

ID: maybe.

CC: O=r, I mean, I guess I wanted to= ask a questio=n abo=ut Prisma's questio=n! CC: Yo= were asking abo=ut my pro=gram earlier and I was wo=ndering what yo=u meant.

CC: Um CC: If that's alright? / (´･×･`)＼

ID: ...maybe.

CC: ／(≧ x ≦)＼

SA: about your program origins and recruitment.

SA: sorry, I was putting on my. Jammies.

SA: I was raised within my program from hatching. I haven't seen any other programs with implants that weren't built from scratch.

ID: ...jammies.

CC: Haha, I haven't heard anybo=dy call them that in sweeps!

SA: yes, jammies

CC: Well, jammies aside, I guess...

CC: I haven't been part o=f Lepus fro=m hatching? CC: But it's been fo=r a pretty lo=ng time! CC: And I was with a different pro=gram befo=re that, but that was just the peo=ple that wor=k to= help hatch mo=re psio=nic and psychic tro=lls in general.

CC: I vo=lunteered when I was five sweeps, and I guess that was yo=ung eno=ugh to= install everything pretty easy?

ID: gonna be kinda checking out of this convo so prisma type my name if you need me to tell you not to do something.

SA: yes. Alright. Thank you, Hadean.

SA: enjoy the pizza from earlier if you haven't already.

SA: in my program, we were specifically gened that way too.

CC: ...Did I make him unco=mfo=rtable?

SA: but you don't know what the primary purpose I?

SA: Hadean doesn't like. "Helmspeak"

CC: I do=! CC: I'm no=t really allo=wed to= say so=, tho=ugh.

CC: O=h. I'm no=t really a helmsman, tho=ugh?

SA: they are a rust, AA said. So it bothers them.

CC: I do=n't have psi.

SA: hmmm.

CC: I do=n't want to= upset him, tho=ugh.

SA: you don't have psionics but you're in...?

SA: maybe we could talk privately another time.

SA: I have just never met another troll remotely like me.

CC: O=h, um!

CC: I have psychics, which are different?

CC: Sho=uld we talk so=mewhere else?

CC: I feel like I made everyo=ne unco=mfortable. CC: I can leave! I'd rather yo=u be able to= talk with yo=ur friend! ／(^ x ^=)＼

SA: it wasn't your fault. I did the same thing earlier.

AH: They're just a bunch of fucking weenies.

SA: I am unsure of where else we could talk, but I would be happy to receive a PM from you over this. Especially because of your abilities. If you don't mind, that is.

SA: I think it is very scary for most trolls, even if I don't understand it very well outside of specialty programs.

SA: I don't think Hadean is a coward.

ID: yo that's my name.

ID: i am defs not a weenie or coward.

CC: That's o=kay. CC: I kind o=f get the impressio=n I'm abo=ut to= leave so=o=n, anyways. ／(^ x ^||||)＼

CC: And yo=u seem really nice, Hadean.

ID: i mean. i don't know how nice i am but thanks i think.

AH: Okay except Hadean

AH: he's just a doofus

CC: Well, yo=u're really nice to= Prisma! CC: And yo=u'v ebeen friendly to= me.

ID: =:P bite me gliese.

AH: oh tyrian tits no, Empress only knows where you've been

AH: I don't want a disease

ID: i've been in the tub like. almost all night. =:P

AH: even worse

AH: you'd taste like SOGGY garbage

ID: and don't worry kit. you seem like a nice enough guy.

ID: fuck you i smell like delightful hotel shampoo.

AH: you probably smell like a seadweller's armoire, you flowery dipshit

ID: even though i had to steal like 10 of the tiny bottles to get enough.

AH: LMAO

AH: with your hair? not a fucking surprise

CC: Ha, thanks! CC: I'm so=rry I made yo=u unco=mfo=rtable with the co=nversati-n, tho=ugh.

AH: lmao Hadean will live

AH: he's survived a whole lot worse

AH: He's too mean to stay down long

ID: eh. not your fault, just not convo i like listening to! like gliese said i'll live. if only to spite her.

CC: That do=esn't mean I sho=uldn't apo=lo=gize fo=r being rude, tho=ugh>

AH: _BITCH_

CC: There's no=t much po=int to= saying so=rry if yo=u o=nly do= it when peo=ple are go=nna be dead, Gliese.

AH: SHHHHH

AH: MY LOGIC IS FLAWLESS

CC: And so= is yo=ur ability to= ho=ld do=wn shift, apparently.

ID: pshhh. shame gliese. shameeee.

AH: NO U

ID: swift and cunning, that's gliese's comebacks.

AH: hey I can type in lowercase but it doesn't properly express my BLOSSOMING EXCITEMENT

AH: I will swiftly kick you in the dick, how's that

ID: i mean why are you aiming for my dick, hella rude.

AH: wow Hadean this must be the greatest shock of your life. Me being rude. I mean holy shit, what is this, fucking opposite night

AH: let us all gather round and mourn Hadean's ability to not state the obvious

AH: it died fucking bravely

AH: actually I take that back

AH: it probably died choking on a piece of rotten burger

ID: the only thing dying here is my thinkpan from reading your garbage.

AH: wow, so sad

AH: I guess it's MY job to play the tiny violin now

AH: wow what a passing of the torch

ID: don't break the strings they're a pain to replace.

AH: fuck you I break all the strings

ID: fucking worst musician.

AH: look I play a _different_ instrument, so shut up

AH: I'm not a strings person

ID: what are you. a drum person. because that's hitting something?

AH: LMAO, no

AH: Accidentally broke my first one since it was a lowblood one, hurt my hand a little

AH: Kind of put me off it

ID: woooowwww.

AH: what, I was like, four sweeps

AH: I didn't realize shit for rusts wasn't gonna hold up to me

ID: poor privileged baby gliese~

AH: when you're a kid and you don't know your own strength yet it's annoying u shitlord

AH: I accidentally broke a nice flowerpot that way too

ID: well i mean when i was 4 my lusus was teaching me to stay away from the bluebloods so they didn't cull me for funsies so.

AH: granted that was 'cause I kicked it - lmao

ID: but sure, strength. what a bitch. =:P

AH: okay fine, you win, sobs

AH: that's your new nickname

AH: sobs

ID: and also by teaching me i mean trying to teach me.

AH: LMAO YEAH I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

ID: i was a sucky student like always.

AH: CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T LEARN VERY WELL

ID: i do what i want.

AH: lol

MN: dont makE .ME. comE oVEr thErE and pap both your assEs

AH: what, what did _I_ do

ID: wow straight to the ass huh.

AH: I'm fucking pure as the driven snow

AH: not that I ever SEE snow anymore

MN: ...wow .I. haVE bEEn talking to .PHERES. too long apparEntly

AH: LOL

AH: why, does he pap everybody?

ID: snow is overrated.

MN: yEs

AH: oh my god

AH: that's fantastic

MN: hEs grEat .I. tEll you

AH: I'm totally gonna bring that up - oh my _god_

AH: he's papped YOU??

AH: LOL

ID: i am hoping that this is not a thing i need to actually worry about.

AH: WAY TO SMEAR, PHERES

MN: .YEP.

ID: =:I

AH: IM DYING THIS IS HILARIOUS

MN: word of warning hEll probably try to pap you at somE point

AH: lol I don't think he would he hates my guts platonically I'm pretty sure

AH: not that I totally blame him

MN: not you hadEan

AH: OH LMAO

AH: HA

ID: thank god, bullet dodged.

AH: Pheres would probably lose a frond

AH: Hadean would bite it off and eat it

MN: oh .MY. god

AH: AM I WRONG

ID: what am i a fucking woofbeast.

MN: yEah dont actually do that

AH: IDK DUDE

ID: i don't fucking eat trolls.

ID: ....

ID: why do you think i'd eat a troll.

AH: IF YOU COULD PUT SAUCE ON IT AND BAKE IT, WHO AM I TO KN - it was a joke you dweeb

AH: judging by how you're always hungry

AH: I don't _actually_ think you'd eat a troll, calm your tits

ID: well i'll have you know i had three large pizzas tonight.

AH: amen

AH: the beast is sated

AH: at least temporarily

ID: i mean. for now.

SA: cannibalism Increases the risk of prions.

SA: which are lethal.

ID: what's a prion- oh.

AH: wow you're a goddamn bundle of joy, aren't you

ID: also gliese this is prisma.

SA: they cause proteins to fold incorrectly and slowly kill your brain.

ID: prisma is great, be nice.

SA: hello!

AH: I can see how they won you all over with these fascinating facts

AH: so what's your thing, Prisma

AH: besides talking to Kit about helm shit

SA: I'm fascinating and I'm from outer space.

AH: lolwot

ID: ^^^^

AH: no way

ID: wow rude gliese, doubting a guy.

SA: what is your thing, aside from fighting?

AH: Plants

AH: Plants are pretty sick

AH: Oh and parkour

AH: and dayrunning

SA: oh, I should have guessed

AH: anything that involves sick-ass stunts

SA: and bitterness, acerbic

SA: I have noted all these things.

AH: good for you, nerdlord supreme??

AH: you gonna write a study on it or do you just note stuff to sound like some super smart analytic nerd type

SA: yes 🙃

AH: okay that smiley is funny

AH: You get a point

ID: i award prisma all the points.

AH: aw come on why do they get ALL the points

AH: what'd they even DO

SA: 😍

ID: because i'm the fucking judge now and i say so.

AH: LOL OKAY

AH: HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY HADEAN IN THE HIVE

SA: they are not very tyrannical.

AH: lol you say that you haven't taken him for food

ID: i judge gliese is a total loser. sentence is two sweeps in the nerd mines.

AH: _BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE_

ID: hey prisma bought me a pizza.

SA: the nerd mines...

AH: I will break out and kick you in the dick

AH: TWICE

AH: _WHAT_

AH: _THEY DID NOT_

SA: how would you

AH: ...did they

SA: never mind

ID: yes.

AH: Prisma did you buy this fucking loser a pizza

SA: I bought them and the green one pizza.

AH: GODDAMMIT

SA: 🍕

ID: =:D

AH: well now I have to top that, you just made my life harder

AH: ...why do we even HAVE a pizza emote

AH: wait what green one

ID: 🍕 🍕

SA: Sipara said the same thing. Why does everyone have to out food the other?

ID: lal.

SA: yes.

AH: oh the jade who talks funny

ID: because i'm a black hole that needs constant sacrifices made prisma.

AH: LMAO accurate

ID: else i won't bring the rains.

SA: downtown flooded earlier.

SA: I may have sent too much pizza.

ID: you're welcome.

SA: that was rude 🌊

ID: 🤽

SA: does lal talk funny?

SA: 🚣‍♀️

AH: I mean I've never _met_ them but I've seen them in logs and they say things in weird ways

ID: 💦

SA: oh.

ID: they're nice enough. just snarky.

SA: ☔️

ID: and too poor to buy me a ring pop.

AH: wow

AH: that's pathetic

SA: oh right your proposal was ruined

ID: ⛴

ID: my heart will go on.

AH: rest in fucking pieces

SA: and on 🎻

AH: HA

AH: okay, fine, Hadean, you were right

AH: for once

SA: what is the story behind you two?

ID: always.

AH: this one is a keeper

AH: I'm his meal ticket

AH: his BEST meal ticket

ID: well sip fed me twice now... so...

SA: ☺️

AH: I WILL OUTDO THAT, I've been fucking busy at the base okay

SA: base?

ID: tell your excuses to my stomach.

AH: same one you were talking about with Kit/CC

AH: LMAO

SA: are your lunches always so vitriolic?

AH: they wouldn't be fun otherwise

ID: it's how we bond.

AH: yeah, all that good shit

SA: oh

ID: plus someone has to remind gliese she's a total nerd.

AH: I wouldn't take just any boring dumbass to lunch now would I

AH: _IMPUDENT_

SA: I don't know. Would you?

ID: ms. star wars marathoner.

AH: naaaaah

AH: HEY, THEY HAVE LOTS OF SHOOTING

ID: whatever nerd.

SA: but they always miss

AH: therefore there's MORE SHOOTING

SA: therefore they are improperly trained.

AH: snoooore who cares it's a movie

AH: real life, yeah, I'd be making fun

AH: but it's a movie it's supposed to be stupid

SA: i don't think that's the purpose of movies

AH: movies are stupid fun

AH: duh

AH: everybody knows that

SA: 😨

ID: unless they're documentaries.

AH: yeah I guess

ID: or romcoms which are never fun.

SA: are they not...

ID: i mean. if romcoms are your thing i guess they are.

ID: are you a romcom guy.

SA: I don't know 🤷‍♀️

SA: I like scary things because they aren't scary

SA: but sometimes I hope they ade

AH: you sound like a goddamn cryptic

SA: I hope you mean cryptid

ID: he's just got a lot of. don't get scared juice in him.

SA: because I am

AH: lol

AH: what are you, bigfoot

SA: no I'm a robot

ID: gliese is the even rarer cryptid than bigfoot.

ID: she's.

ID: the bigmouth.

SA: what is she -

SA: 😮

SA: that sounds unfortunate. Where are her brethren?

AH: Kit's one

AH: his mouth is even bigger

AH: 'cause we're hatchmates and all

SA: kit was very polite

ID: kit seemed not at all mouthy.

AH: he hides his secret well

ID: uh-huh. projecting much?

AH: it is a dark and deep secret

AH: see you say that but I remain secure in the fact that you calling everyone a nerd is YOU projecting

SA: a nerd is better than an angry loudmouth

AH: your values system is fucked up

SA: 🤷‍♀️

AH: FUCKED UP I SAY

SA: what is your value system

ID: prisma just has my back. =:P

AH: it's a value system of AWESOMENESS

ID: unlike some blue cheerleader who keeps telling me i'm stupid for fighting her nerd partner.

AH: I don't think you're STUPID just RECKLESS and coming from me that'S BAD, my dude

ID: we said no dying!

SA: is this the one you were talking about earlier?

ID: mn, the jade who was here before. that's who i'm fighting.

AH: YEAH OKAY AND ACCIDENTS NEVER HAPPEN LMAO but whatever I'm not gonna try and talk you out of it, I'll just be there to mop up whatever happens

SA: oh. Be safe.

ID: i mean if he accidentally tries to murder me he's dead so. =:/

AH: _No killing Emerel_

SA: I will help

SA: oh

AH: I LIKE Emerel

CC: What??

ID: i will if he tries killing me!

AH: he's my friend

SA: nevermind

AH: OH MY GOD, you just said you two agreed

SA: you were serious

CC: Who='s trying to= kill Emerel??

AH: do you trust him or not

AH: nobody, HOPEFULLY

ID: i trust him as much as you can trust a stranger who agreed not to kill you.

AH: and he better not hurt Hadean or I'll CLONK BOTH THEIR HEADS

ID: =:I

CC: What do= yo=u mean, ho=pefully? / (´･×･`)＼

CC: That's no=t really a so=lid answer!

AH: I mean if one of these doofuses messes up we're all gonna be very sorry

SA: there is a medieval semi death match pending

ID: it means if emerel doesn't try killing someone, no one is gonna die.

AH: yeah SA laid it out pretty well

CC: Um! CC: I do=n't think he's likely to= do= that!

SA: my money is on 7/10

ID: then no death! thanks prisma.

AH: ughhhh I wanna see this and shit but I'm gonna be happy when it's over, god

SA: I'm sure there will be doctor. There will be doctors, righr

AH: Yeah, should be

ID: gliese you're like 5000 percent more stressed over it than the trolls who might die.

CC: He's a go=o=d guy, really. CC: He wo=uldn't just cull so=mebo=dy fo=r no= reaso=n.

AH: yeah because you're both doofuses

SA: but you won't die

ID: damn right i won't!

AH: and I'm not like STRESSING THAT MUCH

AH: just rolling my eyes

AH: does that count as high stress

SA: if we were in person I could tell your actual level of stress

AH: what

SA: if I'm at the fair, we'll find out

ID: psi.

AH: you got like, some nerd machine for that

SA: ☺️

ID: he's yellow gliese, just alllwaayysss assume psi.

AH: _lmao_

AH: I've met lowbloods with no psi, you never know

AH: some like Cateex have really weak shit

ID: well my main man prisma is not weak shit!

SA: Hadean said their psionics were being immune to idiots

AH: LOL

SA: is that right? Am i remembering

AH: THEN HE'D BE ALLERGIC TO HIMSELF

ID: i mean i said that but it was a joke.

ID: immune does not mean allergic wtf gliese.

AH: If you ARE something but are immune to it wouldn't that make an allergic reaction

AH: I dunno

ID: i'd just like. cancel myself out.

SA: it would mean he wouldn't exist because he's immune to his own state of being

SA: oh

AH: I'm tired I had a long ass - LMAO YEAH YOU'D CEASE TO EXIST

AH: EVEN BETTER

SA: hivemind

ID: we're just syncing up now, watch out gliese.

SA: but who would you feed, AH?

AH: Oh shit, beware the nerd brigade

AH: uh

AH: Hadean still??

AH: oh speak of the devil earlier it's the weird jade

SS: (Wtf, Hads, are you gettin food again?)

ID: i think he meant if i didn't exist.

ID: bitch i might be.

SS: (What've you got, a hollow walkfrond?)

SA: yes

SS: (What is your secret?)

ID: uh. psi.

SS: (Pls share, am also starving.)

SA: hello, SS. Did you get the pizza I ordered?

AH: what, why are YOU starving you're jade

SS: (No, I mean for food acquisition.)

ID: and being handsome.

AH: the hell did you do wrong

SA: 7/10 is only marginally handsome

ID: also i have being rust on my side.

SS: (I did! I totes ate it but did not, to the lovely Sipa's tragic disappointment, explode in the process.)

ID: prisma you are no longer my main man. =>:'(

SA: I am the only 10/10 here ☺️

SS: (And oh em gee, AH, you can't just ask peeps why they're broke.)

SA: I'm joking

SA: oh I'm glad you didn't explode

AH: wow I just fucking did

ID: so was i. hence the face.

AH: cough up

SA: 😉

SS: (Whaaat, are we still doin the hotness scale thing?) SS: (You know what, I don't even wanna know, tbh.) SS: (We have already established your taste is totes awful, SA, soz to say.) SS: (You were hatched that way, tho, so it's okay.) SS: (We accept you.)

ID: 👅

AH: if your story sucks invent a better one

SS: (What'll you give me for it, pal? (\unu/ ))

AH: uhhhh

ID: 👁‍🗨 👅 👁‍🗨

AH: a snack? idfk where you do even live

AH: Hadean was passing through Port Port

AH: so I fed his dumb ass

SA: I think to think I have a good taste, but I also have duplicates of the same outfits.

ID: i'm in cascara now!

AH: LOL WOW

SS: (Oh, shit, are you one of the rabbit twins, or the banker?)

SS: (Pls say banker.)

AH: okay who invented the term rabbit twins I'm gonna fucking end them

SA: it's cute

AH: I'm not the banker shitswizzler

SS: (It was totes deffo 100% not me.)

SA: embrace it

SS: (200%, even.)

AH: I'm a Lepus troll

ID: don't worry prisma, i have three t-shirts that are exactly the same. and three pairs of pants that are pretty much the same.

SS: (Hopbeast blueblood.)

SA: 🍾🍾🍾

AH: okay well then what the fuck's YOUR lusus

AH: I need to nickname YOU

SS: (Uhhhh!)

SS: (A super cool giant fire-breathing dragon.)

AH: _BULLSHIT_

SS: (With, like, seven heads.)

ID: lie detected.

SS: (And a spike tail.)

SA: I only have strength for emojis now. Goodnight dragon child

AH: If it were you wouldn't be fucking poor

SA: ankylosaur hydra child

AH: you'd be laying motherfucking waste to the desert and getting what you wanted

ID: oh you going to bed prisma? later.

SS: (Good night, awesome person who is totes my second best friend in the world now!)

SA: I will be back for more fun later 🤗

SS: ((Sipa sent one more pizza so she made first, soz to say!))

AH: Night Prisma nerd

SA: goodnight

SS: (Ain't you been on about a nap anyhow?)

SS: (Ttyl, pal!)

ID: night.

ID: also good lal, use the numbers of pizzas to gain more pizzas.

SS: (And fuck you, you don't know my tragic backstory, AH!) SS: (That's why we're, like, even having this convo.) SS: (So you ain't got the deets to judge if I can be proper-like broke with a rad dragon lusus. (\uwu/) )

SS: (Thanks, Troll Yoda.)

SS: (Srsly, tho, I'm gonna pick your sponge for your secrets.)

ID: as long as my sponge stays where it's supposed to be.

SS: (In a jar on my table?)

AH: I got the deets to know you're full of shit

SS: (Can do! (\^_^/) )

SS: (Nah, pal, I'm fulla pizza.)

AH: I mean unless your lusus fucking ditched you

SS: (We, like, JUST went over this.)

AH: which would actually be sad

SS: (Maybe it's busy guarding my cave, huh?)

ID: you got your lusus still gliese?

AH: LMAO

AH: of course I do, Haredad is great, but I see him less these nights since he goes off munching the zombies with Kit's lusus

SS: (Jades totes live under rocks, you ain't got proof I'm wrong. (\eue/) )

AH: but I still sleep on him when I come back - LMAO YOU GOT ME THERE

SS: (But I totes don't believe your lusus is a bun.)

SS: (Pix or it didn't happen!)

AH: you're the...shit, I guess Emerel was technically the first?

AH: I lose track.

SS: (Ideally, like, adorbs ones.)

AH: LMAO well fine if you insist

AH: fuck you they're all adorable

SS: (Perf.)

AH: sent HaredadYawningLikeAGoddamnDork.png

SS: (Omg. ❤ )

SS: (I am not convinced, tho.) SS: (That could TOTES be photoshop.)

SS: (More pix.)

AH: He's so goddamn silly sometimes for a saber-toothed - LOL

ID: ooh are we sharing lusii.

AH: SURE I GUESS

AH: ...hey SS

AH: pics or YOURS didn't happen

SS: (Sure, pal, sure!)

invertedDissident has sent bananaonbackforscale.png!

SS: (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/d/dc/BlueEyesUltimateDragon-LDK2-EN-UR-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20161007085413)

 ID: be kind to my lusus-

AH: sent HaredadWTFtho.png (in which Haredad has a bird on his head)

AH: LMAO

ID: ...really lal.

AH: IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY

AH: GIVE 'EM CREDIT

SS: (The other four heads ain't fittin in the frame, pal, ain't my fault. (\unu/) )

AH: LOL

ID: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OdL07mJYhtg/UyyF81jts0I/AAAAAAAADmI/qhHgOOAFpNA/s1600/300px-BottomlessTrapHole-LCJW-EN-ScR-1E.png

 AH: is that you, Hadean

AH: is that your inner fucking soul

SS: (Omg, it's exactly like the selfie he posted earlier!)

ID: fucking rude.

AH: LOL

AH: _HA_

SS: (Which reminds me, buntwin#2!)

AH: my name's Gliese dickhead

AH: what the fuck's yours, besides 'Lal'

ID: found gliese. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/17/CreepyConey-PHSW-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20120720032649

 AH: DAMN STRAIGHT

SS: (That's what I said! SS: (Come by the giant teapot sometime, I'll give you a cool story for food and tips.)

AH: ...oh wait

SS: (Read the nametag while you're at it. (\unu/) )

AH: you're that dorky looking jade barista

AH: Lalide

AH: or whatever

SS: (Yes, that is exactly my name.)

SS: (You are totes correct.)

SS: (Congrats! (\ouo/) )

AH: FUCKIN' CALLED IT

ID: what gliese wishes she could be equipped with. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/15/HornoftheUnicorn-YGLD-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20151114052324

 AH: lolwot

ID: so you had a sharp horn at last.

SS: (LUL)

SS: (Hads ain't pullin punches.)

SS: (Why're all the aggro ones nubby?)

SS: (Gliese, Sipa...)

AH: bitch my horns aren't nubby

ID: they're big and dull!

AH: Hadean is just a dickhead who can't see because his eyes are all red

SS: (P sure Hads just called 'em nubby.)

ID: i didn't call them nubby. i called them dull. duh.

AH: learn to read fuckwad

ID: got me gliese, my eyes are all red.

SS: (Damn, dude, way to discriminate against the illiterate!)

ID: almost like i'm a sparkplug or something.

AH: wow look at all these tears I'm shedding on your behalf, Lalide

AH: look at them fucking pooling on the ground

AH: just tragic

SS: (Maybe I can't read through my epic contacts, neither!?)

SS: (Ain't only red oculars what get you all impaired-like.)

AH: lol, what, are you some kind of dorky mutant

SS: (Nah, just fashionable.)

AH: _riiiiight_

AH: probably just a huge fucking nerd

ID: no money for food. but money for #aesthetic

AH: with headfluff like that

SS: (Thank you!) SS: (Someone finally up and acknowledges my nerd cred!)

AH: lmao

AH: I find it PRETTY DAMN HARD TO BELIEVE I am the first

SS: (And yes, totes, you caught me, I was all, like, 'Y'know, I could eat this week, but I'd totes rather add a new fashion hashtag to my instagram!')

AH: LOL

AH: OWNED, HADEAN

SS: (Everyone keeps up and callin me goth, dude, and everyone knows you can't be two at once!)

ID: does that really count as owned.

AH: you totally can though

AH: shut up you're fucking owned

SS: (Not if you're already emo!)

SS: (It's, like, two, sure, but three's way extra.)

AH: are you saying you're not extra

ID: anyways i'm going to sleep so. have fun nerds.

AH: because if so: in that case I'm not blue and Hadean isn't a shameless dinner whore

SS: (I am v v extra, pal, but the good kinda extra. (\unu/) )

AH: is that _soooo_

SS: (Hells, pal, why'd you have to up and remind me of the time?)

SS: (Fuck off and let me keep pretending I ain't about to crash for like 16 hours.)

SS: (Ttfn, I guess!)

ID: ahahah wowww. have fun with that.

AH: LOL, goddamn, get some rest, dipshit

SS: (Who's dipshit, this time?)

AH: it will forever be a mystery

AH: you will just have to live in pained torment

SS: (RIP in pieces. (\qnq/) )

AH: not knowing if you are the dipshit or not

SS: (My wails will be heard for clicks!) SS: (You can use 'em to come find me to chill and buy me lunch tomorrow.)

AH: oh my GOD, what the fuck is this room, a 'let's all beggar lunch off Gliese' spot??

AH: why the fuck should I buy you lunch.

SS: (Cos dinner's a date.)

AH I already support Hadean's snarky, dumb ass

SS: (And I already up and tried to have one a those with Cennef.)

AH: I have the bulgeface moocher slot filled

AH: ...

AH: ......

AH: ...what the FUCK

AH: _CENNEF?_

SS: (This response pleases me.)

AH: HOW THE FUCK DID _CENNEF_ TAKE YOU ON A DATE

AH: CENNEF FUCKING HATES JADES

SS: (Well, it was a p shit date!)

AH: WHY THE FUCK DID SHE EVEN COME NEAR YOU WITHOUT RIPPING YOUR FACE OFF.

SS: (And obvi cos I'm super charming, pal!)

AH: HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE, GODDAMN.

SS: (My superpower is makin everyone love me.)

AH: LMAO

SS: (And also the uncanny feeling that I avoided gettin skinned by a weird jade serial killer.)

AH: okay no but fucking really why did she do anything remotely nice for you

AH: LOL

SS: (Is that what the ears are made of??)

AH: I'm kidding, I doubt she could ever _actually_ kill a jade without fucking falling down in fear

SS: (Jade faces?)

AH: at least according to her stupid fucking backstory

AH: LOL

SS: (What's her deal, tho?)

AH: according to her she was enslaved by rainbowdrinkers or some such bullshit.

AH: but that's obviously total wank

SS: (What, in her RP?)

AH: LMAO

AH: YEAH YOU'D THINK SO

AH: I mean, SOMETHING must've happened

SS: (Like, pal, manage your fourth wall, there.)

AH: because that bitch was like, feral, until she was 7

AH: so clearly something got fucked up and maybe she hallucinated, I don't fucking know

AH: but she still sticks to her cock and bull tale even now

AH: and she's _9_

SS: (I ain't a head docterrorist, but if I was a head docterrorist I'd say she, like, probs ain't got her ish straight.)

AH: but it's obviously total horseshit to justify her hateboner for everyone jade and over

AH: because she's pathetic

SS: (Guess it's fine to take it out on the loser caste that up and let the whole feral thing happen, tho!)

AH: oh my god

AH: oh my god did she seriously give you shit

AH: I mean I'm not fucking SURPRISED but

AH: what the fuck threat could you be, you sound goddamn pathetic

SS: (Minus sarcasm, pal, I'm, like, middle key sheddin a tear inside for whatever fucker keeps lettin ferals outta the caverns.)

AH: LMAO SAME THO

SS: (And excuse you, my giant dragondad is, like, totes sayin otherwise!)

AH: LMAO SURE

AH: okay, but you know fucking what

SS: (Don't make fun of me, I'm sensitive and gonna go tell my lusus!)

AH: just because you had to endure Cennef's hoofbeastshit

AH: I will take you for lunch

SS: (Eyyyyyy!)

SS: ( (\oUo/) )

SS: (Fuck the peeps that're like, 'The key to my friendship is through my digestion sack!')

SS: (It's obvi the other way around.)

AH: LOL

SS: (The key to fillin my digestion sack is friendship.)

AH: CLEARLY

AH: though lmao I should go too

AH: but I'm serious

AH: I have shit to do in the next like

AH: two weeks

AH: but after that

SS: (Pal, do I look like I'm goin anywhere?)

AH: you, me, lunch, bashing the world's worst maroon

SS: (It's a not-date!)

AH: idfk your life

AH: maybe you have to go visit your dad

SS: (Shit, u rite.)

SS: (In my underground seaside mansion!)

AH: LMAO

AH: OBVIOUSLY

SS: (Can't go forgettin 'bout that ish!)