#wouldve been funny having everyone think im fucking around

[ashlynbuggy]

my opinions on the webtoon so far (with spoilers under the cut)

- its cute as hell, all of them look really good and exactly how i've imagined them

- i actually dont mind it being more riz centric for the time being, since he is the one working on the mystery and freshmen year always felt like riz's season to me

- saw someone complain about ooc-ness, however a couple of things on that, this is freshmen year. they have changed a lot from fy to jy. you cant expect character development from sy and jy to translate in fy, bc it hasn't happened yet. and another thing, the characters in fantasy high are teenagers played by adults, however in the webtoon, that doesn't translate well, so of course they had to, essentially, write down the characters to something more appropriate for a 15 year old to act. ik yall remember being 15, yall were cringe af, and they probably will be too

- i think overall its a nice introduction to the fantasy high series for people who dont want to put in the time to watch all of it.

- there are significant details to the overarching story missing (more about this under the cut). i understand that some things have to be cut due to having decide what interactions are canon and what aren't, but theres some things that.. really shouldn't have been cut

- i do wish we would have gotten an intro for everyone before going to riz, HOWEVER i do also understand that they were only allowed 3 episodes to introduce new people to the story and probably wanted to get as much story in as possible (im sure webtoon also put a limitation on how long a chapter can be).

okay now spoiler time, so only read under the cut if you've read all locked chapters

- WHY. THE. FUCK. DID. JACE. AND. PORTER. NOT. SHOW. UP! WHERE ARE THEY?! WHY WERE THEY NOT THERE?! it was ALWAYS sus that they were there and is WHY fig was suspicious of porter since fy! so is that just.. not gonna be a thing in the series? is that not canon? ill tel you what IS canon. HER GOING TO BARBARIAN CLASSES INSTEAD OF BARD CLASSES! you can't take that away from fig 😭 the overwhelming feeling of her being fucking RIGHT?! no, dont fucking talk to me. this was suchhhh a bad move from the webtoon series.

okay lemme calm down a bit..

so i get it okay, they aren't sure if they're even going to make sy and jy for webtoon yet, it probably depends on the success of this one (so pls support it yall, if you like it and want more, then do what you can to show that support) so i UNDERSTAND why they want to put in things that are only relevant to the mystery in freshman year. but its such a missed opportunity! one of the things i love about fantasy high and brennans dming is that every detail has meaning, even something as small as jace and porter showing up after the corn fight led to them being enemies in jy. and its not like them coming in the end wouldve been an unnecessary lore drop of mystery beyond fy?? thats just.. two teachers coming to help?? this is literally one of the only things that is getting me abiut the webtoon, everything else i like and am thrilled to have in a written out form, but.. yeah. show jace and porter. wtf.

- they actually DO show some of the other kids backgrounds, its just after the first three so i do think i am right in saying its just bc of limitations on webtoon.

- the scene if kristen dying was actually really well done. i loved seeing her be just a healer, going around helping everyone and being a beacon of light and positivity, and then gets fucking stabbed through the back, so good, it was given the seriousness i was expecting. gorgugs death was more underwhelming, but i also lowkey forget gorgug died in the first season lol

- loved the depiction of adaines panic disorder, and loved them getting in doreens traumatizing last words to her (yall could add that, but not jace and por- let me shut up.)

- gilear and figs interaction? perfect 👌🏼 chefs kiss, so good and emotional.

- this is another fault kinda but.. its not that funny? not in the way the show is. they should've been falling off those damn tables 😔

overall, i think the adaptation is good for an introduction to the series, though it doesn't serve as a replacement. i think people are being way too harsh on it, and i understand that yall are just passionate and wanted something that was a 1v1 for the show, but unfortunately, thats an unrealistic expectation. nothing will be a 1v1 for the show because there is SO MUCH CONTENT in the show that just.. can't fit in a webtoon format. personally, i think they should have made physically graphic novels, but i also appreciate them putting it on webtoon which is much cheaper than that would have been. also.. there's only 9 chapters out, theres still a lot more to go and maybe they will turn some of the issues around after this initial reaction.

anyway ive been yapping and im done now, bye, be nice pls

[mazzystar24]

actually the hospital wing joke is starting to bother me a lot more because buck actually fucking died 😭and he didnt even change clothes from being at the hospital all day why would you say that to someone. ik it was a fakeout but bobby looked like he was fr coding on the table. and like just a couple weeks before chimney almost died?? like im sorry i only accept those kinda jokes from people who have known me for years and even then they can be a little upsetting.

thats the thing though!!!! id be perfectly fine with buck and tommy if they gave us more than actual crumbs. 709 felt like buck had more chemistry with ravi in the same scene that tommy was in! they’re supposed to be dating so why do they feel like colleagues? and why are the more emotional and vulnerable scenes getting given to EDDIE if they want me to support buck and tommy as a couple? why wasnt tommy at the hospital with them considering he’s said multiple times he wishes he had a family like the 118 does? why are the only times hes on screen now only establishing his jealousy and that gerrard exists? is that the only reason why hes still here?

actually i wanna get back to 706. it wouldve been so easy to keep tommy there but they wrote him out of most of the episode 😭 he couldve said for the bachelor party! he couldve helped them find chimney! he couldve done literally ANYTHING. chimney was confused as hell as to why he even showed up at the wedding at all 😭 but no!!! they had him show up, ignore what buck wanted, then leave so we could have buck and eddie performing their drunk mating rituals or whatever 🤸‍♂️ but yeah buddie who?

also im never letting go of the wedding singer comment btw because what was that. why did they make tommy reference a movie where the two leads in the ROMANTIC COMEDY start the story dating the wrong people. i feel insane about it actually. also him calling buck evan will forever confuse me until we get an actual acknowledgement in canon because literally why

and the humor falls so flat but eddie has the same type of humor and it never does. he was making fun of buck in 706 (the making chimneys wedding about him line) but it never actually felt serious to me?

anyway sorry for yelling in your inbox i have a lot of mixed emotions about this season -birthmark anon

Yes totally get that like I’m the same like me and my best friend will be saying downright horrendous trauma jokes to eachother that make people around us clutch their pearls but I feel like it takes a certain level of rapport to get to trauma joke level - ig not everyone is the same when it comes to that but I think that again the writers absolutely failed to give us enough bucktommy scenes that justify having this kinda line

AGHSKF NOT THE BUCK /RAVI AHJDKFKF 😭😭😭 THIS IS ESPECIALLY FUNNY WHEN YOU SEE THE BUCKTOMMY SCENE AT THE CEREMONY VS THOSE BUCKLEY DIAZ FAMILY STILLS (still bitter the scene got cut) like someone explain to me why the actual couple is coming across less couple-y

ALSO FR THO THE SARDONIC ENERGY IS JUST NOT BEING BALANCED RIGHT like it’s coming across more 🧍

Like i can’t remember who I was talking to the other day but I was saying like this 🧍emoji just embodies Tommy to me

EXACTLYYYYY LIKE PURELY UNHINGED TO HAVE SUCH AN EMOTIONAL EPISODE AND MAKE NO EFFORT TO USE THOSE EMOTIONAL BEATS TO DEVELOP THEIR DYNAMIC BUT INSTEAD CONTRAST THAT WITH THE VULNERABILITY BETWEEN BUCK AND EDDIE THIS EPISODE

AHSJKF we going back to 7x06 and that’s so valid of us AGSJKF DRUNK MATING RITUALS AHJDKFKF STOP IM CACKLING

THE WEDDING SINGER COMMENT HAUNTS ME ISTG BECAUSE EVERY NOW AND THEN ILL REMEMBER THIS COSTUME DETAIL AND WAKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT:

THE CALLING HIM EVAN THING I LEGIT MADE LIKE THREE THEORIES ON RANGING FROM POSITIVITY TO NEGATIVITY

YES ABOUT THE HUMOUR like there just isn’t that balance or lightness to even the joke out, like I’m a big dry humour and sarcastic girlie but it’s just not being delivered right in a way idk if it’s the writing or the acting or just the fact its most his very small screentime but it’s just falling flat to me

Never apologise for yelling in my inbox babe and same for the mixed emotions

Love ya birthmark anon byee 🫶🫶

[crguang]

ahajsksbywpqp sat guess who has 2 tests in the same week in the same class next week. Not very fun for me. anyway I was think abt Kafka (honestly when am I not is the real question). See if it wasn’t Kafka in ur au and I was r I would definitely turn her in for the money, but I unfortunately think I might like Kafka just like a little bit ig so I don’t think k would be able to do that .

Reread part 3 today is her fingers twitching bc she wants to shoot something or is it just bc Kafka and her fingers. Ok thats not what I meant but also…what I meant was that she works with her fingers a lot I wish she used them on me instrument, guns, etc. we still haven’t gotten an in game Kafka appearance w an actual violin, it probably won’t happen but I’m still holding out. And she’s the highest threat level possible for a criminal but she STILL commits petty theft. She is so I saw someone say that the stellaron hunters were all siblings, Kafka and blade are like the older siblings that have to drive/pay for everything, silver wolf is the gamer (so original) and firefly is the youngest. Wish they had more in game interactions, or like they had synergy, meta wise, since canonically they’re one of the most tight knit groups.

oh also your inbox must be full as fuck so it’s fine if you don’t reply to everything, esp bc you answer a lot of stuff, and even tho someone already said this ur rlly great to talk to ur thoughts are always more coherent than mine. And we all get to simp over hot fictional women together.

ngl I might start playing ptn, like I’ve been seeing screenshots and…wow, I don’t think I have enough storage tho. I think the two types of characters I usually like are tiny mentally ill ones and hot evil women, so…

im so sorry my messages are always so long btw, I keep rambling 😭

-🌠

aaaa study well and good luck for your tests!!! hope you get a good grade and if u dint i will hack i to your prof’s computer and change it for you

im with you entirely, if it was anyone else in that story i wouldve already called the cops LMFAOOO kafka gets privileges because shes hot and my fav unfortunately… for the finger thing, i think its just one of her quirks! in her idle she mimics playing the violin and like you said she has very dexterous hands (even mentions it in a voice line) so i think she’d absentmindedly move them around when her mind is elsewhere. this is the kind of overthinking i was talking about, when i map out a character in my head i think about the most irrelevant stuff that dont matter😭 but imo they add to her charm a little and make her a rounder character, idk. AND YES i love that her crimes go from suicide inducement to petty theft shes so ridiculous hfjfhdhfj that time in her character story where she just walked in a store and took clothes off the rack then left in front of everyone… shes funny as hell😭

i see the SH as family too! silver wolf and firefly are sisters to me, and both of them are def kafka’s little sisters. i think silver wolf is the youngest though, she even gives off sassy youngest child vibes. i wish they could work together too, having them all in one team would be so nice. but it’s also cool that each of them has a speciality, it makes sense for the work they do

my inbox is full i think i have around 70 asks rn…😭 but to be fair a lot of them are veryyy old i just havent gotten around to cleaning up my blog yet, i’ll do it at the same time i change my masterlist and actually make it pretty to look at. i usually try to click on notifs as soon as i see them but like i said, i just forget to type my answers </3

and omg. anon. if your type is mentally ill and hot evil women ptn is literally the game for you. there is an abundance of mentally ill women in there, trust me… like there’s every kind of character you could want in that game— you could give me a specific type and i could find you a character that matches it, you should definitely play. and if you do, do it before the second anniversary ends (starts around mid/late-october) bc trust me you are gonna be upset if you miss shalom :/

dont worry abt ramblingggg i love talking to u and answering every point it’s really nice!!

[kudzucataclysm]

cyrus complains abt wwz (2013) scene by scene for an unknown amount of words. finally

everyone has to ignore this btw. jsyk

* im dividing this into sections cuz thats how the movie plays out to me. in sections

* i have seen this movie probably like. around 20 times. its so bad and i love hating it

* its always lowkey depressing watching brad pitt in this movie he gives me the energy of like a dog about to be put down

* uuuh what else. oh the book is def better but still has its own problems + wouldve worked better as a fictional documentary limited series of sorts

* im also going by memory so thats fun.

* this is long as fuck. way longer than the days after and 2012 posts, but imo theres so much more to shit on in this movie than those two apparently

* ok here we go

THE FIRST 6 MINUTES

* quite literally 2 straight minutes of a people/nature/climate change/natural disaster montage with news report audio over it. and that fuck ass piano

* ^wendy williams jumpscare

* u know they gotta introduce the wife and kids first. AVERAGE AMERICAN NUCLEAR FAMILY shit. there r STAKES! ONES WE DONT GAF ABT BUT THERE R SOME

* on tv during the breakfast scene theres news reports of like spreading unrest and martial law and immmmm like? its said in a bit that the infection emerged like. a week or two ago so why does nobody here know abt it-

* the traffic scene. the way like theres a random explosion somewhere while everyones sitting there and the motorcycle cop just kinda flies out of nowhere to scream at them and then the garbage truck flies out of nowhere to kill him despite there being wall to wall traffic behind them? when i was 12 this was scary as shit but now every time it happens i giggle uncontrollably

* just the general outbreak of chaos in nyc. i once again ask the question of why tf nobody had heard of this thing until like just now like we got people jumping into the front windshield of cars and nibbling people and jumping off buildings and shit

* NOT EVEN EATING THEM!!! BTW!!!! like if i take the time to sit and think this really isnt even that bad of a “zombie” outbreak like u get ONE bite then they seem to fuck off. maybe one or two but like at least u aren’t getting eaten alive ig LAH MAOW

* also the 10 second infection thing is dumb to me. i dunno i just never liked it like OUGH ok. wtv. not possible…BUT WTV…

* the toy counting couldve been like GROUNDBREAKING or creative in a differently shot movie ig

* philadelphia? or boston? or SOMEWHERE NORTHEAST is absolutely decimated in the span of like what i assume is 3 minutes real time. epic

* dunno where all the smoke is coming from + this movie loves french horns + the military helicopter pilot going “CONTAINMENT FAILED” is funny to me. what containment bruh

NEW JERSEY

* i like how the family narrowly escapes the city and flees via some random stretch of interstate and the traffic is NormalTM LAH MAOW

* idc much for the athsmar plot bit its kinda just here to get us to a new jersey pharmacy in order to show us the Breakdown of Society i suppose

* CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE LIKE ACTUALLY THO? they ditch their vehicle, LEAVING IT OPEN in a chaotic crowd of panicked people like no shot its gonna get stolen BEH BLEH? i dunno what the random guy with the gun in the pharmacy was doing?? but hes cool ig for knowing exactly what the asthmar kid needs and just kinda being there chilling. then the wife gets attacked but jerry saves her and they run out to the ca- NOOO it got stolen. time to flee on foot. through these INFECTED STREETS-

* they run into a random apartment building and theyre just loud asf for no reason in the hallway and its echoing loud as shit

* the immigrant family soooo couldve rode this shit out and survived. how the fuck did the zombies even get into the apartment when the door is locked and barricaded and the family was even quieter than the protagonist’s

* i get that jerry is like a former un investigator or some shit but iiiii dont think the organizations secretary general would be trying to rescue this ONE GUY. theres just?? ONE investigator or something?? jerry pitt isnt special

* its never explained but for some reason if you get like an infected persons blood in yur mouth yur good but if someone bites you yur somehow…not??? lol wtf. pathology who

* if anything this part hammers home how absolutely irrelevant the mc’s family is i genuinely did not give a single fuck abt these kids who have been screaming this entire time

THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER

* once again why is jerry the only one being retrieved-

* the computers and diagrams in the command hq going insane with numbers of infected skyrocketing across the world yet in the span of time thats passed in this movie its only been *checks watch* two days. then the table of scientists arguing about an email being sent out TWO AND A HALF WEEKS PRIOR TO ALL THIS that mentions infected people

* ^ngl. i liked it when the one scientist was like “in the email they mentioned…zombies!!! ☝🏼🤓” and everyone at the table groaned and began shitting on him immediately lol

* jerry gets pissed when the guy in charge of the carrier threatens to throw his family off the boat if he doesnt pull his weight which?? YEAH??? why get mad abt it dude u were brought here to WORK and do INVESTIGATION SHIT

* jerry is essentially getting put in charge of this one virologist who can Figure It Out. the ONE VIROLOGIST who is going to fly into south korea with a seal team to try to investigate the origins of the disease. and this scientist is like…my age?? im pretty sure? hell no lol

* jerry says goobye to his irrelevant fambly and gives them a SATELLITE PHONE TO CONTACT HIM?? WHEN HES FLYING INTO AN ACTIVELY INFESTED AREA FULL OF ZOMBIES??? HE LAYS GROUND RULES BTW!! he says “oh i’ll call u dont call me im working i will call once a day” KFHJDDHHD??? AND THIS LADY DOESNT-

* anyway theres an offhand comment abt how DC has gone dark so the evacuation of the executive and legislative branches r HASHTAG CANCELED. however these guys found the time to rescue the fuckin US constitution LMAOOOO

* this “outbreak” has been ongoing for weeks now. and nobody knew until just yesterday what r we doin y’all

SOUTH KOREA

* fun fact in the book the infection is implied to have come from indochina. there is absolutely no reason whatsoever why they changed this

* anyway so they fly in on a boeing c17?? theres no quieter way to do this apparently but anyway the virologist goes on this little tangent/speech ig about how “mother nature is a serial killer and like serial killers she leaves clues cuz she wants attention HEH and thats how im gonna solve it” and?? no??? this bit always annoys me jfhfhf the writing is like someone trying so hard to sound cool

* they land in their big loud ass c17 cargo plane AT NIGHT so yknow. zombies attack and the virologist (who has been given a loaded gun) gets spooked and

* HE TRIES TO RUN BACK INTO THE PLANE. HE SLIPS AND ACCIDENTALLY FIRES OFF HIS GUN AND SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FUCKING HEAD LMAOOOO 😭 well FUCK the only guy who can solve this is DEAD NOW time to step tf up jerald

* jerry finally starts doing his job ig when they get into the base and the soldiers stuck in there joke abt the virologist accidentally killing himself. word. and thennn? they showcase like a room full of immolated infected who’s bodies have been mostly reduced to ashes but can still move apparently. eye dee kay

* it’s offhandedly mentioned that ONE soldier wasnt attacked by the infected cuz of a “bum leg”. this will be brought up again later trust

* not the only two black officers asking jerbald abt how st louis and baltimore r doing jfjfjfjf

* theres a CIA officer imprisoned there for some reason and he essentially tells jerry that israel might have answers while pulling out his own teeth with his fucking hand. try doing that yurself real quick. ok now stop thats fucking stupid. then he goes on to claim that north korea pulled out the teeth of all 23 million of its own citizens in order to fight the infected. yeah man ok sure-

* ANOTHER FUN FACT in the book the entire population of north korea straight up disappears in it’s entirety. like. everyone Left Somewhere and everyone else is too scared to go in and investigate cuz cold war booby trappage. its implied that the north koreans fled into a *checks notes* underground bunker city of some kind. yeah. anyway

* he tries to call his wife but theyre in a building ig so the signal is shit but SHE PICKS UP THE CALL! CAN HEAR HIM KINDA GO THROUGH BEFORE HE CUTS THE CALL!!! BTW!!!

* so ok when the plane landed it evidently ran out of fuel or some shit so before jerry can take off one his globetrotting adventure they have to like bike through a thunderstorm and shit which is evidence imo of SOME critical thinking going on in the writers room but alas

* HIS IRRELEVANT WIFE CALLS HIM!!! CUZ SHES BORED!!! AND IT GOES OFF and alerts all the zombies lol

* idr how they attached and detached the fuel line to the 17 but to fill the tank of this behemoth it only took like a minute?? and a soldier got bit and kills himself instantly cuz Sacrifice

* they ESCAPE!! and on the way to their new destination jerry calls his wife back for some reason nfjfjfj imo if i were him i’d be yelling at her like fucking crazy but then a nuke goes off and satellites dont work anymore cuz of that? so the call ends lol

* BOOK FUN FACT TIME AGAIN for soooome? reason india and pakistan end up nuking each other to oblivion while the outbreak/zombie war is happening. idr how many nukes exactly but it was enough to offset the earths climate by decades

* ITS OFF TO ISRAEL

FUCK ISRAEL ONG ALL MY HOMIES HATE ISRAEL

* not even gonna sugarcoat this. this section of the movie AND the book make NO SENSE TO ME.

* in both, israel rescues and helps out the Palestinians and bring them behind the massive wall that theyve somehow built in like?? 20-80 days or something. and haaaaahhhh??? yeah on what fucking planet

* in the book even max brooks writes from the perspective of a palestinian who hates israel who’s family gets rescued by them from the infected so he forgives them??? or like he laments about how wrong he was about them??? yeah. ok max

* anyway jerry brad somehow lands in israel and israel has built the equivalent of like wall fucking maria around the entire(?) territory in a few weeks. theres random tunnels leading out from inside the wall that’s presumably transporting refugees but from WHERE. WE NEVER KNOW. and the entire outside of the wall is just millions of infected. who r not climbing the wall or anything they r kinda just Out There maybe sniffing around a bit and scratching shit. chillin

* im not an architect. im not a military engineer. but ik this deadass would not be possible also ITS IMPLIED??? THAT ISRAEL FUCKING KNEW ABOUT THE INFECTION BEFORE A LOT OF EVERYONE ELSE??? and they just built the wall based on a RADIO MESSAGE FROM INDIA WHERE THEY HEARD “zombies” and went FUUUUCK. TIME TO BUILD THIS FUCKASS WALL. AND NOT TELL ANYONE-

* brad jerry meets a guy and basically they discuss the virus origins and india is brought up for some reason?? and its implied that it came from there but its a black hole now so fuck india and fuck the virus origins ig lol (fun fact in the original script the guy said ‘russia’ not india damn i wonder why they changed that)

* theres this very i feel pointed scene of like. muslim refugees celebrating the fact that they were saved and so theyre singing into a malfunctioning microphone, and THAT is ultimately what makes the zombies quit fucking around and to climb the wall. not the incessant military activity or the constantly patrolling choppers or the weird random tunnels full of buses and shit its these hijabis singing and its the feedback from this one microphone. that does it ig

* the wall climbing scene is iconic ngl. one of the most terrifying concepts ever im giving credit

* jerbrad runs through jersusalem and he witnesses a bald kid (implied to be undergoing chemotherapy) get avoided by a stampede of zombies. another cluuuueee ooooo then one of his escorts get bit by a zombie and he chops her hand off no hesitation #GetActive

* they somehow manage to flag down a passenger plane before it takes off and get it to stop to let bradjer and the israeli chick onboard which is hilarious in hindsight cuz imagine being one of the paying passengers and yur plane stops and now its abt to get Swarmed. lol

* yknow what actually. why was this plane and other planes so ready to take off while fully boarded. where tf were all these people going originally?? what??? like atp its beeeeen 3 days since the start of the movie nfhfbfbdnd

THE PLANE

* i dunno why jerry thinks or like. why the UN guy thinks that they can just hijack this plane apparently and tell the pilots where to go. what abt EVERYONE ELSE

* israeli chick says something that triggers a FLASHBACK!!! and jerbrad puts all the clues togetherrrrrr and comes to the conclusion that if YOU. ARE SICK. OR ARE IN FACT TERMINALLY ILL! the zombies wont bite u 😏

* i dont even know where to begin with this ngl. how the fuck would zombies even know that someone is sick or has a disease. does someone HAVE to be terminally ill? what level of disease are we talking about? is it ANY DISEASE? what if u have like. kidney stomes. can the ZOMBIE SENSE IT and CAN THE ZOMBIE DEDUCE THAT IT DOESNT WANT ITS HOST TO HAVE KIDNEY STONES??? what about the random irrelevant kid with ATHSMAR??? WOULD THE ZOMBIES NOT WANT TO BITE HER?? DO PEOPLE SMELL OF DISEASE???? CAN THE ZOMBIES SMELL HIV?? WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WITH THE BUM LEG WHAT THE FUCK DID HE HAVE? HE JUST SAID ITD BEEN HURTING AND LIMPING!! SO DO PHYSICAL AILMENTS AFFECT THE WAY ZOMBIES PERCIEVE PEOPLE TOO OR

* anyway. i digress

* somehow a zombie got onto the plane despite the fact that the zombies r like Loud as Shit and also an infected person cant really hide their infection cuz they turn in like 10 seconds and also the people in the plane are ALSO loud and anyway the zombie jumps out at a flight stewardess and bleh

* JERALD GETS THE BUM FUCK IDEA. TO CREATE A WALL OF SUITCASES TO BLOCK OUT THE ZOMBIES FROM THEIR SECTION OF THE PLAAAAAANE??????? suitcase drops and hell breaks loose ofc

* ngl the grenade was the safest fucking way this plane was getting onto the ground LMAOOOO but i mean. the pilots? KNEW what was going on and didnt decide to try to land????? huwuuuh

* ABSOLUTE CHAD MOVE ON JERBRADS this was all timed perfectly he made the plane crash right where he wanted it- in a random ass country with a WHO headquarters: wales

* its never answered or like acknowledged but there r straight up no zombies running around the city/town they end up in btw. everyone’s inside their houses vibing. how 2020 shouldve been-

* jerbrad wakes up from the crash and has like a seatbelt lodged in his stomach but the israeli emerges from the wreck unscathed for some reason. she manages to drag his nigh unconscious ass through the town to

THE WHO

* jerbrad wakes up after 3 days and immediately starts giving shit to all the staff there like “U DUNNO WHAT ITS LIKE!! TO HAVE FAMILY AT RISK” and then the head sciencer just goes “yeah um actually my entire family turned into zombies right before my eyes. so” PFIFJFH granted jer freaks cuz his family was kicked off the aircraft carrier cuz the UN thought he was dead in the crash but like cmon. they didnt ship their asses back to philadelphia or some shit lol

* the way they have this infected black woman locked up behind a glass barrier absolutely sends me. btw. shes just 👁️🦷🦷👁️

* anyway jerbald shares his THEORY!!! abt the zombies being able to SMELL IF YUR SICK OR NOT…and the sciencers r like ok cool man sick theory but we cant really test this cuz we keep all our serious yet curable diseases in this one vault thats not in this building its in another Wing thats overrun by like 80 Zambies

* gonna talk abt that rq ok so they play back the security video and the scientist guy is looking at the disease through a microscope and then he like accidentally touches it or cuts himself on something ig. and then he flicks his ungloved cut infected hand around. and then he starts convulsing then he fucking turns wtf 😭 sir u r a WHO employee. u handle viruses daily why did u do that

* anyway jerbad is like fuckit imma prove my theory is real and they attempt to sneak through the wing of the WHO thats infected but ofc someone drops some shit and OUUU alerts all the zombies and everyone is chased around and jerrr finds himself trapped in the vauuult. with the diseasesss. hes only trapped btw cuz of one zombie whos outside the door ig

* he deadass doesn’t read any of the pathogen bottles/containers he just picks one and even the scientists r like “if he picked any of the pathogens out of the left box bro is COOKEDDT 😭🙏🏼” jerbrad are we gonna slow down and think for a minute maybe NO balls to the wall we’re injecting ourselves with unknown microbes. we’re giving ourselves FUCKING ANTHRAX for all we know

* turns out it was the right one cuz the ZOMBIES DONT NOTICE HIM ANYMORE!!! and he does a pepsi product placement advertisement then he does a big hero walk down a hallway past a swarm of zombies and boom. humanity. is SavedTM

EPILOGUE

* they like pull a sample from Jerbald and make…something. they call it a vaccine but im pretty damn sure it’s not 😭 it gives?? everyone a “disease” or something that camouflages people from the infected and it makes no sense. u r deadass better off infecting everyone with tuberculosis. maybe cholera would even work idk i just know that infecting everyone remaining human with HIV would be a massive misstep. BETTER YET if physical ailments also deter zombies why not just like. have everyone literally break their own femur or some shit. “EVERYBODY!! BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARMS RN!!! FOR ALL MANKIND!!!”

* jer narrates like theres gonna be a sequel. this movie came out in 2013

* “humanity fights back” and it shows footage of like people using dogs to attack zombies and throwing molotov cocktails and using flamethrowers like ok. shooooorrreeeee and then its revealed that jers fambly was evacuated to an island in nova scotia and hes like THIS ISNT THE EEEND!! BITCHES!!!!

* also they end up giving the rest of humanity a meningitis strain with and i quote “H1N1 and smallpox mixed in” WHAT?? WHAT IS THAT? insane to me, imagine presenting that idea to the UN. like it would fucking matter at that point ig-

FINAL NOTE + 1

* ultimately the book is better. the book isnt particularly “good” but its way better than the movie (as it always seems to be) and ya the only thing? that i can recognize from the book is the whole section of the movie dedicated to fuckin israel. otherwise everything else is made up on the fly. i have no idea why this is considered an adaptation

* wait no just remembered the three seconds of footage of people fighting with medieval weapons. one of my fav bits of the book btw, english peeps waiting out the outbreak in many of the uk’s castle ruins and having to scavenge museums for armor and weapons. those precious 3 seconds…

AND IM DONE! FINALLY

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

Character thang: mithrun! And falin:3 if u want

GRINS just doing mithrun for now might rb this later and add on falin thoughts....

favorite thing about them

honestly just his whole arc being a pretty blatant abuse/depression metaphor combined with like. some of the most realistic disabled writing ive seen in fantasy. like i remember reading dunmeshi for the first time and pogging about seeing a character with ptosis because i NEVER see that shit outside of my own ocs and also some of the stuff discussed about him like. having a weird sense of direction (which is partially bc of dungeon lord business but also iirc he is stated to have weird walking/gesture patterns so!) and not really being aware of his own energy or triggers.... like it hits very close to home for me as a chronically fatigued guy with bad balance and bad eyesight and its just really nice to see someone like me portrayed in like. a way which doesnt exaggerate mithrun's disability as laughable or tragic in a very unsympathetic way. like the way the canaries accommodate him and the way his arc finishes up (+ the little chats he has with marcille....) i think its very sweet very comforting. ive just been very into him recently after like. coming to terms with being abused by an ex and going through the whole rollercoaster of emotions that comes with that. like. ughhh. i saw this thread recently and it keeps swimming around in my mind. its good

least favorite thing about them

i guess like the dude's bigotry but considering other chapters in the adventurer's bibble he seems to be self aware of it? its kind of an unexplored facet of him altogether.... and at the same time i think it informs a lot of like. the inherent supremacist ideas elf culture harbors.

favorite line

brOTP

reiterating what i said when i answered these qs with kabru. i think they both have a very funny dynamic that i wouldnt even necessarily describe as platonic or friendly theyre just very good inverse masks of one another.... makes for entertaining scenes in a way i really respect

also as i mentioned i think him and marcille getting to know one another post-story and talking out dungeon lord feelings is nice....

OTP

i think he has more important things to worry about

nOTP

him and kabru. as i said i think its funnier if theyre just two blokes forced to talk to each other. they wouldve never conversed willingly and that makes so many of their discussions interesting....

random headcanon

i think im just too picky about the anime LOL but im not too fond of the voice hes been given based on the previews. they did that breathy anime twink shit to him. i think he sounds like he smokes 20 cigarettes a day personally

unpopular opinion

i think the fact i dont like yaoi with him in it is unpopular enough i feel. oh uh i also think like. the few scenes where he shows off like. genuine bursts of aggression and violence are really fucking interesting and everyones far too keen on dismissing him as like. A Numb Mindless Boytoy like hey. think about this dude for a second as like an individual please.

song i associate with them

SIGH i have so much to say about this one. thats for another day though

favorite picture of them

sketches here are forever lodged in my mind theyre cutes. i like his shitty little ponytail here LOL

[willgrahamsbecoming]

why chilton?

AAALRIGHT im going to assume you're coming from my confession thing (chilton is the most reasonable character) so i'll answer that first.

(coming back up here after writing a bit, this is long and spoiler-y so i'm adding a read more. @ vic youre already up to season 3 just wait ok)

also a disclaimer: i'm writing all of this from memory while freezing in the wind at the bus stop. errors may follow

chilton may be a dumbass when it comes to his own actions BUT everyone is tbh so thats kinda just the baseline

however! he was one of the only people to believe will. he saw the evidence (albeit the little of it there was, since hannibal left very little) that pointed to hannibal, and he was able to put aside his positive associations and think critically about it

jack and alana both let their personal connection to hannibal cloud their judgement until it was too late. which is understandable! i love both of them as well. but out of those three people we see regularly interacting with hannibal personally, having dinner as friends (or more!), frederick is the only one who was willing to consider that hannibal was the ripper

of course beverly did as well, but she wasnt close with hannibal, and breaking into his house without telling anyone where she was going unfortunately docks some reasonable points. sorry bev </3

(and bedelia. but she didnt really try to do much about it except send smoke signals in the form of wine and truffles. i can understand that though. go get your europe holiday girl)

he was also the only one to see hannibal and will's fucked up relationship in season 3 ("with those two [disembowelling] is tantamount to flirtation" in aperitivo).

and now for more general 'why he's my favourite' stuff!

i really love his character arc - it's almost circular, and hes still recognisable as the frederick chilton we meet in entrée by the time the number of the beast is 666 rolls around, but he's taken his experiences in and grown as a person, imo. still confident, still egotistical, but still Changed.

and the fact that he's still the same by the end is really meaningful! because we all know that this man is a human punching bag - he went through so much over the course of the show, but he got back up every time. he's an incredibly strong person for that (and probably a little - or very - stubborn!), and it's very admirable. he held his head up and he faced abel gideon after he vivisected him (he stood right in front of him! the man who had broken out of restraints more than once!), he sat and ate with hannibal (more than once, we can assume) after he'd attacked him in his home and left three mutilated corpses for him and left him pretty much for dead

(im sure jack wouldve shot him if he hadnt surrendered and been someone familiar, and he wouldve likely been tried and if found guilty, executed much like hannibal should have been without frederick and alana saving his ass)

of course, this insistence on standing his ground led to his unfortunate fate in s3e12, but it's not his fault he didnt forsee a third attempt on his life. his strength is admirable nonetheless

i'd dock reasonable points for 'trusting will graham' but everyone did. that's another baseline. (aside from bedelia, i suppose. but her first impression of him was hannibal's pathetic little rambles in hannibal-mandated therapy)

also he's a funny little guy and has some of the best lines in the show. and he's played by raúl esparza who did so INCREDIBLY like holy shit

okay i think im out of stuff to say and i'm nearly at my stop thanks 4 reading

[novemberdevils]

This comment is a bit too long I dont want tumblr to eat it so I will be cutting it in half and send them!

i exploded and disappeared over finals week honestly there is nothing like the crash out that happens after you finish your last exam and I never got to experience it again after finishing uni as much as I hated it but the sleep after was something else, there will be some endgame championship shenanigans if those shenanigans end up with jack winning I will be happy, honestly im about to text jack and tell him to go to any makeup store in Europe and buy a concealer they are cheaper than you would think-or at least cheaper than my home country-, you and me asking each other questions but none of us know when or if that happened is a funny pattern but you have the excuse of actually writing it but not knowing if you posted that bit or not my excuse is that I dream and ponder about them that I don’t know what is canon and what is fanon. 

I’m like genuinely obsessed with jack apologising first like unhealthy obsession because I was talking to one of childhood friends who is a therapist-she doesn’t like reading stuff because of dyslexia so I just read it to her her podcast like- and we have a session afterwards of us basically poking around and over analysing them; one of the many things she said that she feels that jack might apologise first even when he doesn’t mean it because there has been a couple pf incidents where he felt like he deserved to get an apology but he either didn’t get it or was a half assed pne so by apologising first it puts the other person in a position where if they apologise they would appear as the asshole, PLEASE I NEED MORE FIST FIGHTS but the media and fans are childish who hate having fun, jack being a pathological people pleaser is just like me I wouldve said that we could get together and talk about people pleasing but I fear it would end up with us being not able to talk because we dont want to burden the other; but jack wanting to get all the tifosi to like him? That’s the most difficult thing ever because as tifoso the only person the we all agree to love in Micheal, they should both actually just keep their mouths shut for the rest of the season I mean YOU could do it but I fear that there is no way either could keep it shut if a gun was pointed at their heads. 

NO BECAUSE I LOVE JACK BUT I WANT TO SMASH HIS HEAD like fuck you EYE need the answer I read this story from your fucking perspective and you make me want to kill you when you dont ask nico questions, no because I too canNOT wait for the end where I could reread the whole thing and scream being like YEAH THIS HAPPENED YOU TEASED THIS and believe that I will come and scream at you when that happens you are never escaping my yapping, no like the luke and jack fight scene was so well written and it did feel like a fight between siblings where you stop just shy of actually screaming what you really want to say and not sugar coat it because it always turn into a family fight and everyone hates everyone and it’s such a mess, but I had just realised that luke and jack are each other’s home in this so them fighting is Extra bad and was about to call my friend and be like OMG we didn’t discuss this but it’s 4 AM and she is a better human than me because she is asleep and im awake watching men follow a small round black puck around, luke being the one who basically is putting jack perhaps unconsciously in a box where he wanted him to react in a specific way the same way the media put him in the box pf a “good guy” and then get mad when jack doesn’t meet the expectations he didnt even know existed in the first place, no because I get jack I HATE when im venting to someone anf then they’ll tell me oh I understand something similar happened I dont give a shit about what happened to you we can discuss this later I just want you to say that our experiences were different and you could talk about your experiences without me turning the situation about me and me being there for you. 

and nico is. nico. Yup please I beg you give me a shred of nico pov I would cherish that shit, no because jack loving the scenes with nico because whatever happens between them stays between them and nico doesn’t judge him even when jack knows he has given him a lot of stuff to be judged over-the choking, the throwing the condom, the not wanting the condom at all, the begging and pleading, and the general mess- all of these stuff nico could judge him for liking but he doesn’t so that maybe jack unconsciously choosing to be with nico rather than being with someone who will judge him for not aceing a test he doesn’t know exits, BUT I need a nico pov because I need to know what he thinks about the Scenes between them without jack being a depressing, self hating, and self sabotaging asshole, yeah jack absolutely has the control he just doesn't believe that. i could go on but that's all too spoilery STOP TEASING MY POOR HEART CANT HANDLE IT; but please tell me more I need more nothing would ever stop me from wanting more.1/2

back on my answering asks bullshit. hello! this ask is old-ish but i want to clear my inbox out in order lmao my bad

the post-finals week crash out was real. like all of my finals were fake bc of the classes i was taking (like they were big projects i had to submit instead of exams) so it sucked a lot out of my poor soul. i had to make this batshit insane website about regulated airspace and it took me like 13 hours fucking. never again. No

anyways. inertia. jack is a dumb idiot but we knew that. since i am answering these asks in the Future and ch5 is out i will be full spoilery lol like i kinda forgot i opened the whole chapter with jack staring at all the bruises on his neck in his bathroom. post-six straight hours of html when i had just hit post i scrolled down a bit and went what the hell is all this… like i didn’t write it. rip. BUT LIKE I AM SO BAD AT REMEMBERING WHAT I’VE WRITTEN. EVER. esp with this fic i think at least partially because it’s so long 😭😭 like god knows maybe that happened 74 thousand words ago i don’t remember??? every time i have to cross-check something i’m working on with something that happened previously i get so mad because the ctrl+f feature on the gdoc takes like 10 years to load. yknow. because it’s over 300 fucking pages

i could psychoanalyze jack all day. shoutout to your therapist friend i’m sure she’s having a ball with jack and all of his buffoonery 😭 but srsly i love when you (+ therapist friend) analyze these idiots, i am always analyzing them myself ofc but hearing an outside opinion on it is veryexciting to me. writer brain. and your friend is probably right jack does do that. he’s a chronic apologizer for a Lot of reasons but part of it definitely is almost like. trying to corner the other person - like you said, if he apologizes and they don’t then they’ll look like the asshole. and he doesn’t inherently do it with malicious intent but yknow. sometimes he also figures someone might not be willing to offer the first apology because of like pride or something but he doesn’t care about those kinds of things in that way so he’ll just say he’s sorry. even if he isn’t, really. but then when his plan fails he just gets mad lmao

jack lowkey wants everyone to like him. and he knows that’s unrealistic so he doesn’t cling to it too much, but he is deeply a people pleaser and in his ideal world, everybody likes him. even fucking. carlos. but he does care more about certain opinions compared to others (coughs nico) so like. yeah who cares if timmy in the grandstands wants him to lose he’ll get over it, but if the people he cares about don’t care about him he’ll self-implode. (not that he cares about nico that would be crazy what—)

and yeah neither of them will Ever shut up. re: nico telling a reporter that jack was in his apartment in monaco. oops

jack does need to be kicked in the face maybe that’s what trevor is for! i will lay eight billion seeds even though my outline is loose and incomplete and pretty much just Vibes. what are my plans for canada? actually bad example i do have plans for that bc i have to write it next lmao BUT there are lot of things that i know i want to happen, just not when. so. seeds can still be laid. not telling you what the things are but only some of them are not safe for work. and some of them involve Conversations. i have somany scenes to write dear god actually fun fact i have one (1) scene from summer break written in my notes app so there’s that at least. outlines are dumb who needs a three act structure when i have ✨vibes✨

poor jack and his many boxes. i think i put some line in ch5 about expectations and them being the only thing he knows how to live up to? i don’t know. i can’t remember all 48 thousand of those words. but like. True. a lot of different people expect a lot of different things from jack and he can’t make everyone happy, so here he is crawling out of some of the boxes he doesn’t like lmao

nico is a sweetie and jack is being mean to him 💔 okay not really but also yes really. nico is kind of a dick but like. he cares. if you pay attention to him hopefully you can tell? like he says a lot of out of pocket shit but he’s not a total asshole. i don’t know. i have. so many thoughts about nico’s character but a lot of it i would still consider spoilers which means i am always vagueing when i start talking about him lmao my bad… just know. The Seeds. i am planting them. chekhov’s. No. well yes but i’m not telling you what chekhov has because i am evil 😈

[kamiversee]

SO I READ THIS LAST NIGHT BUT I FORGOT TO SEND AN ASK CAUSE I IMMEDIATELY SLEPT AFTER !!!

Kami please I will bow down to the ground, forehead to dirt and everything in front of you for this piece of heaven. Genuinely cried ngl, like brat tamer Choso??? Sassy Choso??? It's so WEIRD seeing Choso take the reigns when there's Gojo there too but it's so GOOD like a weird kind of good and I'm so happy to be sandwiched between the best boys ever

Applause to reader man cause sex ban for three weeks? Haven't kissed him in 16 days? Yeah I would fold after a day of the sex ban if he comes home from work grunting and groaning tiredly while taking off his clothes like ??? Kamo Choso with that deep husky voice of his would get me down on my knees the moment he steps inside his house, literally all my dignity and shame are out of the window at that point.

Like everyone else, I'm sooo fucking curious about the phone call cause to me, both are so possessive over reader so I wonder if it's just Gojo thinking with his dick that made him accept this offer (probably is ngl) Choso too like 😭 wdym you aren't a jealous boyfie you almost pummeled Ino to the ground in the cafe

Part 2 and 3 will be the literal death of me, when Choso gives orders to Gojo like yeahhh catch me at my funeral. Like no lube, no protection, eiffel tower, dp, all day, all night, no stopping. Cuck Choso is best Choso and are we maybeee maybe?? getting a glimpse of a little subby Gojo to dom Choso?

UGHSSH I WANNA GET DESTROYED BY THOSE TWO SO BAD IT AINT EVEN FUNNY. I'm going feral just thinking about it I might have to reread it again 😭😭😭

Warning; Yap sesh 😀

When I fist thought abt it, I realized Gojo & Choso really never interact directly so I thought writing them tg would be hard but it’s actually so much more easier than I thought 🥴

The only reason Choso’s so dominant (as of rn) is bc he’s in the process of putting his gf in place, take her out the equation or catch Choso when he’s feining for her & it’d be a whole different situation

But dw, the tables may turn on him a lil bit in the next part (Spoiler alert; Gojo’s a yapper.)

AND IK THREE WEEKS MIGHT BE HARD TO IMAGINE BUT, she is known for her… somewhat decent self-control as long as barriers are set ;)

Now if she drank even once within those three weeks…….. tht sex-ban wouldve been out the window 💀

ALSO ME TOO GIRLIE IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR DEEP VOICES 😩 The second Choso comes home all tired and lazy, probably humming out a low “Baby I missed you s’much,” as he’d probably try to wrap his arms around me— yeah, I’d fold.

&& I think I’ll do a lil blurb for their convo in the room just for y’all :)

Lastly, just to tease yall some more, there is a couple (but mainly one) subby Gojo & dom Choso moment— it’s only for like a split second but it’s. It’s making my brain stutter just thinking about it 😉

[wanderrlust0]

:s

im home now and im glad me and him got high today bc i dont think i wouldve been able to be okay emotionally and pretend like everythings good. i just read my last journal post and i just started crying. like i gave him till the very last minute to say i love you to me and he didnt so i whispered it as i got ready to get out of the car and he then whispered it back. like, he wasnt gonna say it if i hadnt said it. he just said it bc i said it but i can tell it was like empty words like wtf i feel like he doesnt really love me anymore rn and ive done absolutely nothing wrong like its unfair and im tired of it. he hasnt been himself since tuesday. first he wasnt himself when i saw him sunday. then i forced him to talk about it a little. then he was good monday, saying good morning, goodnight, using :3 a lot. then tuesday he just went back to the dryness and sounding uninterested. stopped saying goodnight and goodmorning to me. its now thursday (technically) we hung out. i texted in caps goodmorning bc he again just started saying stuff. i feel like he was only okay today bc he was high. he was touching me a lot but mostly my ass bc i wore a skirt. i didnt mind it ofc but i did sorta feel like he was mostly touching me in a sexual way and less romantic way. he is so fixated on my friend who he doesnt like and thinks id cheat with. bunny stop being insecure..honestly. i feel like its def that and his inability to fully trust me is what the main problem is. like he was barely loving meD: i can tellll when he genuinely does bc he shows it but today and these past few days just felt so casual and not full of effort. like why the fuck am i really crying right now like idk how im feeling bc im like ofc hurt and im confused and tired and annoyed and upset and sad and it feels less fun. i always end up doing most of the talking when hes like this bc itll make me so uncomfortable to sit in silence. like theres a good silence and a weird silence. i used the bathroom and left my phone on the table. ik he most likely scrolled thru my notifications. like im sure he def did. he was standing right there. even tho it was locked and he cant see the details of the notifs ik i have nothing to hide. the thing is how long is it gonna take for him to have some faith in me and stop doubting me and treating me like im a copy of everyones past mistakes. i think now im really actually not gonna act like things dont affect me and show more dryness or annoyance or distance. whatever i feel towards him ill reciprocate or stop pretending like its nothing. he didnt answer my text where i sent him a video that i thought was cute and funny and i wanted him to see it too. no acknowledgement from that. he hasnt sent me an ig reel in days. he stopped saying goodnight and goodmorning. he did now. the edible made him happier today and same with me. we drank and it made us both sleepy. idk what hes feeling towards me. he doesnt really share everything bc he thinks that it doesnt make a diff if we talk about it or not bc he feels like nothing will change and its pointless. i obviously disagree and i feel like we def have to talk, whether itll make a diff or not. it will do something. itll help us understand each other more. itll help us see things in a diff perspective. itll help us clear the air and get rid of the elephant thats lowkey in the room. i wish he wasnt so insecure in times like these. i wish he was more confident with himself. i wish he would really just love me unconditionally and not question our love. i wish i didnt have to tiptoe around the topic of my friend. i wish hed pay attention to whats in front of him and realize how great we can be. hes like a part of me now and i cant see myself without him and i desperatelyy wish hed just understand thatD; im trying and doing my best. i love him to pieces, but if i feel that hes losing interest, it makes me lose interest and i emotionally feel less of a connection to who he is. its like i love him and want him close by but his energy isnt the same person and i miss him againnn. hes back to caring less

[transbeeduo]

how do u feel about c!DNF. ship ask game. XD x George as well.

anon i fucking love you for this holy shit

What made you ship it?: i think i started shipping it once I started treating C!Dream like my OC tbh? I’ve always been a big c!sapnotfound fan but didn’t start hitting it off with c!dnf until recently. XDNF im pretty sure around 2021? I’ve always liked the ship

What are your favorite things about the ship?: GOD C!DNF IS SO FUCKING GOOD. NOBODY REALIZES HOW GOOD THIS SHIP IS BUT GODDDD IT ISSSS. It’s so fucked up like, Dream absolutely is gonna have like, this weird unhealthy obsession with George i feel like he’s like. Weirdly idolizing someone who very much is NOT INTERESTED but Dream doesn’t know that because he’s been rotting in prison for a year and has just built up this fantasy of George in his head and its WILDLY inaccurate but he clings to it like a lifeline. I think when they actually did meet Dream freaked the fuck out because George was like “holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you you’re a terrible person” FOR OBVIOUS REASONS and Dream’s weird fantasies of him were shattered me and my girlfriend who hates me and wants nothing to do with me but we were once close friends or even lovers and i cling to that like a lifeline. X!DNF is just flat out really fun I think literally a god being like. Weirdly obsessed with this woman who’s really just kinda a apathetic dick to everyone around her is so funny but also GODDD u KNOWWW its ass is doing some fucked up shit to George we see it in canon but theres no WAYYY there’s not even worse shit we didn’t see yk????? God i wish c!george was actually a character she wouldve been so fucking cool

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?: c!dnf are both transwomen i mean this so seriously.

askgame!!

[starsambrosia]

So i stop flooding peoples dash im gonna just make this a group, the tag is #livechatter

Im rambling about my life because i feel like it

mean in all reality they have saved me from a lot of bad people and bad things i just i dunno if i can belive that every single person i meet is some kind of malicous creature or person with bad intentions...its been years and im outgoing i like people but ive had to cut off most people because the gods told me some shit about them that was scary or my divination read something was up

I just dont know but i dont want to risk it...

But like, how many demons can one person come across and how many just so happen to be bad news for me

3 confirmed and funny thing is one of them actually scarred me both physically and astrally /wild/ one was my childhood friend who had a crush on me and also decided to get into a pact with a demon for ...funzies... but i cant recall if she had the bloodline or not because the last one who was actually super chill was following a family tradition

so yeah when the gods say "hey psst beckys a demon" im gonna be like "well golly gee 3 out of 3 demons the gods told me about were demons i wonder if this person is in a pact with a demon

and typically /usually/ me and demons dont get along, they find my energy tasty ig. Like demons are fine they are but like they just want to eat me usually or theyr mad at me on sight :")

But in any case im gonna belive it, its just...really?? I know im a beacon but seriously? Every person i meet is some mischievous or negative entity. I get out here fae are more common but /everyone?/ really? I dunno man i cant just be running into every non human on the planet both online and irl or if theyr normal theyr just the most shit person you can be to an almost cartoonish extent.

/idk man/

But i stare at my pendulum the one i warded clensed banished shit on and used rituals to invoke a gods name and boom its just "yup this ones no good"

Like...OK??? THEN WHO IS??? And theyll set me up with people and it never goes well like it always falls through because the people i click with just arent good enough??? Or they just all want me dead?

Am i the problem? Like its me or its them and theyr gods like idk idk man im lost im so lost, how can nobody be ok how can so many people just want to hurt me on sight am i seriously that pathetic looking?? Or are they playing some kind of protective roll? Thats kind assuming a lot about them

What are the fucking odds theyd just be over protective

Im kinda whirlling right now because i think i figured it out, Apollo always expressed guilt over the whole imprisonment thing even though that was literally my fault for directly disobeying his very clear instructions for some guy, yeah thats an embaressment ill never live down

Im wondering if Apollo felt bad and now hes just being really harsh on anyone who comes near me, i only wonder this because he had been around for a really long time before he helped me escape my home/cult

But like ive asked others too

In the same pantheon

That was responsible for a lot of fucking trauma

Who like most of them have a reason to be harsh on people

I just wonder what would happen if i asked maybe Zeus instead of literally anyone else besides maybe some of the goddesses.

Oh godsssss i think ive just deadass been asking the wrong people because everyone else is bias and angry at people

Jesus christ i knew it was my fault if i had just thought about it for a second and got my head out of the ground i wouldve seen it

But still i could be wrong so i need to go ask Zeus with my pendulum and see whats going on before i go removing anything...im also wondering what other people have to say about this because im honestly so tired of shutting up about my weird ass life

Pendulum with Zeus:

Is the reason i keep getting a no on my friends because everyone else is bias and angry at people

Yes

Will you give me non bias direct answers if i contact you?

Yes

I get so specific with my questions because if it can only say yes no or maybe i want to narrow it down as much as possible, questions are phrased intuitively or auto written but some times intentional, more gently guided though.

So i figured it out by live journaling basically...nice, ok so this is weird...but when is it ever not hhh

Thats sweet honestly, if it weren't so suffocating...i cant belive this this has taken me literally 3 and a half years to figure out and i just had to talk to Lord Zeus??? Hhhhhhh oh my gods

Going to him more often now honestly

I wouldve never guessed that i think i think too lowly of myself if it took 3 and a half years to realize they care enough to be mad at people who caused me like, irreparable damadge hahaaaa

[acaciapines]

….I can’t believe it took you less than a day. Anyways, I know so little about this show, but do the citizens of Ooo have daemons, or some other form of dust? Given that they aren’t human and all. (reply by @snarky-wallflower)

a post so i have more space to write. and uh. yeah it is truly so funny. it isnt actually as quick as it seems (ive been turning it over since i finished adventure time like, a week ago?) but still. im a joke and a parody etc etc etc.

anyways! i actually think most people of ooo dont have daemons at all! so lets explain why.

when i write daemon aus, i tend to write dust as a sort of, particle that kind of Exists in the world. it is created by people but it was also there before people and wouldve helped spark the creation of people, in a like, 'oh having a way to interact w this particle is really useful to do x y z, lets evolve to use it!' obvi im not a scientist and the details vary but this is how i sort of tend to see it as a baseline!

so, from there, all species that are. sapient? pretty sure sapient is the word, they all interact and connect to dust in some way. this can be via visual cues (actually perceiving it and its patterns) but mostly its through some other way, like how humans have daemons.

so, in ooo, humans do still have daemons! its just. theyre the only ones.

as for everyone else, they are all, somehow, connected to dust! they all have to be, its just a lot of them dont have daemons because nuclear war, magic bullshit, etc etc. im not 100% on all the lore behind the show but i imagine that The World Fucking Up drastically changed the way sapient species interact with dust. i like the idea that all magic-users are able to use magic bc magic is just interacting directly with dust and getting it to do what you want, so their connection to dust is just, magic. and to get there you lose whatever previous connection you might've had.

most people probably have something else. i think you could get real creative with it. i dont have answers for most people <3 i think you could give species daemon LIKE things, but i'd make em sightly different. not sure. how yet. plants? can't change shape? various things to do with range? specific places? some sort of hivemind? theres a lot of ways you can take it and none of my ideas would focus on that bc thats too close to making a whole au and im like. nah. im focusing on some MINI!! ARCS!! with a limited cast of characters!

as for people i DO have answers for....

marceline had a daemon, being a vampire fucked with that for a while. post-stakes she gets her daemon back.

finn has a daemon and theyre doing totally fine lol.

fern probably had a "daemon" but it was less daemon more another plant construct that was more just him than two people split across two bodies. he finds this out and Doesnt Take It Well.

simon has a daemon. ice king doesnt. simon doesnt get his daemon back upon being de-ice kinged. this is very bad for his mental health.

ditto for betty when she becomes magic betty. golbetty is doing great. they're together in there. no idk what that looks like.

jake has Something. not a daemon. no idea what. but he for sure has a tangible thing. prooooobly same for lady but she also might get magic-user rules and can see dust but this is just chill for her vs most magic users who get there by losing something along the way.

bmo is a computer. i dont think he has a tangible daemon but i think he's got something.

bubblegum has the whole mother gum thing so i imagine thats sort of like, a static place she visits sometimes. or maybe something with neddy??? whatever it is she doesnt have anything that like, follows her around or is on her person.

the candy people since theyre made by pb basically just have a whole mess of things she thought were interesting to experiment with. so there are candy daemons.

i think flame princess has something closer to a daemon than not but they arent a daemon. i'd need to do more research into. fire.

fionna's daemon is cake <3 before the events of the miniseries they Do Not Know This so it manifests as fionna bringing her cat literally everywhere, cake being way too smart for a cat, and neither of them thinking this is weird in any other way. (everyone around them is very freaked out <3)

nobody else in the fionna and cake universe have daemons or anything like it.

fionna: wait are you telling me you dont share dreams with your cat?? don't telepathically communicate with your cat? everyone around her: what the fuck are you talking about--

and thats what ive got whoo! for basic ideas. more detailed plots are for the stakes mini-arc + fionna and cake since i think theres an interesting story there, but thats not for this post.

[thegeminisage]

last night when i stopped playing i aimed myself at a stable and jumped into the tower so i had no choice but to fly there upon opening the game today, even though i was going to fuck around and do something else lol. at least stables make me remember my amiibo...

omg its the infamous underpants stable...finally i get to see what it's all about. i should run around in mine too. solidarity

PRINCESS ZELDA ORDERED THEM TO--????

OKAY GIRL GET IT IG LOL

lmao when i talked to penn with no clothes on he was like. are you gonna investigate undercover??

SCREEEAM this guy is like oh you're dressed in our new uniform

aw. beedle goes "we meet again and again - i wonder how many times we met in our past lives!"

the girl with the dogs who straight up won't look at or speak to any naked men, including me. lesbian queen

alright, up the mountain road i go...totally naked

killing me to ignore these koroks but they're all just too far out of the way :/

oh i found it! lmao they really do think i'm one of them

ik this is like. fake zelda. im hoping its yiga zelda tho bc this is simply too silly. it reeks of yiga shenanigans. real fake zelda was a bit uncanny

ah, i'm required to go gearless for this...smh this eventide bullshit

"we'll learn from your methods, we're just not confident in the physical side of this" THIS GAME IS RATED E FOR EVERYONE

wow. i just BARELY made it. whew!!

omg they MISHEARD HER?? it's not even a yiga thing?? man come on this truly is the urban legend of zelda

rip they put their clothes back on. it wouldve been funny if they got so inspired they stayed naked forever lol

i guess i'll put my clothes back on, too...

froze in terror like a prey animal when i saw this block puzzle but i did actually get it this time.

standing under a talus's crotch trying to ascend up thru its body when i caught sight of zelda and my throat got a little tight. life truly is so textured

lol these treasure hunting bros are here. thank you for telling me exactly how to solve the puzzle! what is this skyward sword (sorry skyward sword)

most of my complaints re: tears of the kingdom center on botw exhaustion - that i'm sort of tired of the map and have no more joy of exploration anymore after 100%ing such an enormous game (almost twice - on the first file i did everything except the korok seeds, but i got enough to max out my inventory i think). but every once in awhile i will come across an area that looks totally and completely innocuous and get incredibly tense out of nowhere. and sure enough in a minute i will remember, "a guardian used to be here," or "a lynel used to be here." it takes a minute, but i do remember! and even knowing they aren't here anymore, it's a little hard to relax. if i were ever to play botw again*, i bet i would feel the same way about areas that have hands now lol. (*highly unlikely given the previously mentioned botw exhaustion - maybe in many years after some other zeldas have come out for me to chew on! i highly doubt i'm going to replay totk either. as much as i love it, this is It. inevitably though there will be dlc so this runthrough won't be my only time playing it Ever)

ANYWAY i have to take a break now to do stuff and idw this post to be really long again. so.

[lunatic-fandom-space]

First off, obviously the implications of Markov are fucking insane, that robot is sentient enough to get akumatized and like, I already know that we're going to get all these big philosophical questions about what it means to be human and what it means to be alive and sentient and whatnot once the senti-adrien and sentigami reveals happen and the writers are just going to completely forget about that little guy because. idk dude, I think ive mentioned how little faith I have in these writers often enough

The reason Im bringing him up is actually because of the senti-adrien theory thats not a theory anymore I guess, its just canon fact now. yay. So, I stopped watching MLB after season 3 but its always been a fandom that I liked to check in on every now and then (mostly through the salt and crit tags lmao) and it continued to be that even after I stopped keeping up with the show. So I saw some of the discourse around this theory and mostly just thought it was stupid and Adrien being a sentimonster wouldnt add anything narratively and then I check back in a few months later only to find out that its canon now and everyone is upset, its a pretty funny way to experience fandom tbh

How do Markov and Senti-Adrien connect?, you may be asking. Well, I fully believe that everyone who was big on senti-Adrien before it was canon wouldve been writing robot-Adrien theories if Markov looked human instead of being a little ball with an arm and I mean that in the most derogatory way possible, I hate the idea of senti-adrien so much and I think its sooo stupid you guys have no idea

[e17omm]

Long rant post about Natlan. It gets kinda negative. I dont think that Hoyo does a good job writing long, open world adventure stories.

WOOOOW so we CAN use mutliple elements at the same time!

BOY DID THEY FORGET ABOUT THAT FOR THREE YEARS

2. The regions have gotten so busy... There's stuff everywhere and it feels less like a region and more like a place to do stuff. You know, like a video game.

I miss Mondstadt...

3. This sure is a chill and relaxing vibe for a country at constant war with the Abyss.

4. .... look the whole tournament thing sounds great but I just do not care about it. At all. I just met these people, I just got to Natlan, I have no idea what the war against the Abyss is like, I have no reason to care because again - I do not know these people.

5. It feels like theyre doing a big character moment for Kachina but again, again, I just met her and she gave me this sob story of how she's too weak and now she's in the tournament winning because she believes in herself or something. This happened in like an hour? Why should I care? Good for you I suppose?

6. yaaaay woho good for you Kachina you won. Yup. Super cute and strong character moment that is completely undeserved from a writing perspective because I met her an hour ago. Hoyo, you're not getting me to like a character by taking shortcuts like this.

7........................................ Wasnt our reasoning for coming to the tournament that we could meet the Archon because she would be there? Well we didnt talk to her because of the tournament, and now the tournament is over, and we still ahvent talked to her..... So why are we leaving?

8. Boy I sure do love Statue of the Seven right at the border of the revealed map. Who wants exploration in an open world game?

9. We are really just going to hotsprings to relax. Does the Abyss and the Archon not matter to you at all, Traveller? You know, the Archon you said you wanted to meet as soon as you could and the Abyss YOUR FUCKING SIBLING IS INVOLVED WITH???

10. It wouldve been really funny if Honkai was a part of the Honkaiverse. I miss regular Honkai beasts.

11. Wait, werent only the victors of the tournament the ones to go fight the Abyss? If it can appear anywhere and regular guards fight them off...

12. hahahahha oh it just took them FOUR YEARS to remember that the Traveller can purify stuff.

Im not mad that they set it up, Im mad that it hasnt played a part in the story for four fucking years. Like if they actually did a long overarching story instead of nearly completely isolated stories for each region, us purifying the Abyss should have played a part often in the story and been the thing that makes us famous instead of... being that person that travels around the regions. I still cant tell what makes us so famous.

13. Yeah Hoyo has not given me a reason to care about Natlan so far. Its all "look at all these nice people and pretty places! Wouldnt it be sad if they got attacked?" and like people are dying and not even being afraid because they've died tons of times and been resurrected before and oh did I forget? Ive only known them for an hour and a half, two hours at most?

Act 1 completed. Complete failure. Another character got that "Yes! Thank you for the praise! Ill believe in myself now!" thing and, Hoyo, that worked super great when there was hardships and fighting and clashing and about 10 to 15 chapters behind it. It doesnt work well when you've given it 2 hours.

I dont think that Hoyo is good at writing long, open world stories. Theyre good at writing smaller, more focused stories. Not this. Every region is basically completely self contained. The biggest overarching plotline is Scara taking the Electro Gnosis and using it in Sumeru. That's it. One moment of overarching story over 6 regions.

It lacks character arcs. It lacks a connected plotline. The Abyss and the Unknown God and our Sibling has mattered so little for 4 freaking years. The Traveller has barely changed at all. Everyone we meet is basically already at the end of their character arc. Our journey makes no sense we keep backtracking constantly to revisit old regions and our order of exploring the regions is nonsensical and decided entirely on "Well, I think you should head here" by whoever we talk to at the end of an Archon Quest.

This isnt just GI, its HSR too. Why are we going back to the Luofu? Weren't our- wait. WERENT THE ASTRAL EXPRESS LOW ON FUEL??? Wasnt that the problem at the end of Penacony????? Wasnt that why we were going to the Black Swan planet?? WAIT WHY THE FUCK ARE WE BACK AT THE LUOFU???!??!

[spicycowboyhole]

taking a shower tomorrow

i didnt get much for christmas this year tbh

im kinda jealouse cuz my siblings got really expensive shit and i got like pretty much just stocking stuffers lol. i guess if i really want something i need to get it myself huh

anyway,, he texts me constantly but also calls me everyday. hes so nice to me it makes me cry. H is nice to me too. when i think about how nice these internet strangers are to me it makes me sad because i feel like im not allowed to be myself and im not accepted at home. im so afraid to be myself here and i dont feel like i fit in but when i talk to the little people in my phone?? they make me feel things? like im not crazy or weird OH MY GOD istg i cry almost everytime i talk to him cuz hes soso nice to me

idk what it is or what i wanna say exactly i kinda just wanna figure out how to word this so ik how to tell my couonselor.

what happened recently was i went to walmart with my dad and like i didnt take a shower or anything cuz we were just going to applebees and walmart and i dont even like applebees so who cares if my hair is fucked up right but when we went to walmart my dad was like you need a makeover cuz ur hair is bad and i kinda took offense honestly cuz i dont like my dad making comments about my appearence like this one time he told me i "need to work on my glamour" like wtf so i told my mom what he said to me at walmart and she AGREED WITH HIM AND SCHEDULED A DAY TO TAKE ME TO THE MALL TO BUY CLOTHES. and then so we went like on firday before christmas and it just kinda made me feel like a child and also like i was neglected when i was an actual child cuz idk i have like a lot of self image issues and i just wear whatever makes me not hate how i look and rn thats big skirt and little shirt but my mom wants me to wear jeans and regular shirt and i just think i look so bad in it. like she wanted me to get 5 outfits at the mall and i was like "so we're just gonna buy 5 pairs of the ssame pants? what if i dont even wear them?" and she said "YOU HAVE TO" so after that i felt kinda belittled? basically like i had no power or say in what im allowed to wear like A KID. BUT when i was an actual kid i would litterally go to school and my shoes would fall apart and i used the same ugly backpack from like 6th til highschool. like i dont understand why my parents suddenly care about how i look? now that im an adult? theyr ebasically saying they dont like how i dress and that upsets me because i feel like im finally able to learn how to express myself with how i dress now that im not inschool and scared of how people might percieve me and theyre judging not just how i look but also me yk

i NEVER got compliments when i was younger. i mean definatelelty not as much as i do now that im not as afraid of being myself. i mean people compliment me on my hair, my outfits, my glasses, my voice.

IM SMART, IM FUNNY, IM SILLY, IM WITTY, IM CUTE, IM PRETTY

IM GOOD

my hwole life everyone would describe me as quiet, shy. i thought i was weird, abnormal, i thought everything i liked was stupid.

i think i just need to get out of here.

its so hard to not hate myself when everyone around me sucks.

again, self image issues, insecurity, shame. when i was younger i used to hide pictures of myself cuz i just thought i looked so ugly and i still do. i'll look at those old pictures and think why would my parents let me go out in public like that? like ive always thought i was only cute as a toddler and then went downhill after that lol. but anyway im working on that by saving pics of myself when i was younger cuz thats me!! and if i were my parent i wouldve been a way better parent than my actual ones. she deserves everything she wants.