#would take AAAGES

[sugared-violets]

local femme goes to the library + antique store incident, 3 killed 14 injured

[autumnrory]

actually maybe i did do it last year bc i went into my rewatch tag and ofc the last thing i posted was about season 7 and this time around i stopped after 6x09 so i just must not have been using that tag

hmm. don't think i've rewatched gg since 2022

[hyunsvngs]

I saw you mention church boy Jisung and it made me think about an ask I sent RJ aaages ago! It was about young priest Hyunjin tho. I hope you don’t mind it but I had kept it in my notes and I thought I’d share since it’s this week’s mood 👀

Priest in training Hyunjin who can’t help but stare at you during mass bc the rays of sun coming through the stained glass hit you just right as if you were a revelation.

Priest in training Hyunjin who blushes everytime you come get your host and when he softly draws a cross on your forehead with his thumb as you look up at him.

Priest in training Hyunjin who prays for you every night to keep you protected.

Priest in training Hyunjin who also prays every night for clarity bc he’s never felt this way. Who recites three extra Hail Marys bc he feels guilty about how many times he thought about how warm your skin would be during the day.

Priest in training Hyunjin who feels himself get hard and his heart tighten when he practices giving confessionals and you tell him "brother Hyunjin I’ve been having impure thoughts about a boy I like" "Oh?"

Priest in training Hyunjin who feels elated when you volunteer at the presbytery and gets to spend more time with you.

Priest in training Hyunjin who gives you his favorite rosary for you to keep (and remember him by, even though he won’t admit it bc it’s a selfish thought).

Priest in training Hyunjin who starts to think that there’s no way loving and coming to the thought of someone as angelic and kind as you could be a sin.

Priest in training Hyunjin who starts to think that if God made us all in His image, why can’t he worship you? Tenderly kiss the sole of your feet? Kneel before you?

Priest in training Hyunjin who feels like he could die on the spot when you tell him how pretty he is. Even worse the one time you asked him if he were an actual angel.

Priest in training Hyunjin who doesn’t move an inch when you bravely decide to tuck a strand of his hair behind his ear. Who turns into a literal statue when you start tracing his features with your fingertips ; his brows, the bridge of his nose, his cupid’s bow, his plump lips…

Priest in training Hyunjin whose brain turns into mush and instinctively closes his eyes and takes your finger in his mouth and sucks on it as if it were the most natural thing in the world. Whose heart grows three sizes when you softly kisses his eyelids.

Priest in training Hyunjin who can feel his heart breaking when you come to him one day crying, apologizing for being such a temptation to him. The more he is with you, the more he realizes that God did give him clarity after all those prayers. You’re not temptation, you’re a gift.

Priest in training Hyunjin who keeps in a picture of you in his locket. His crucifix above his robe, and the most prized piece of jewelry beneath his undershirt, for no one to see.

Priest in training Hyunjin who comes in his boxers along with you when you end up dry humping passionately in his room. If you’re both fully clothed, it doesn’t count, right?

Priest in training Hyunjin who finally sees the light when he gets to be inside you for the first time. Whispering and breathing his thank yous in latin in your open, panting mouth. In your pretty, tight, warm, sopping wet core. You are not sinners, this is love in its purest form.

THIS IS FUCKING WOOPOOOOOOAOAHHHHH WHISPEING HIS RHAKS IN LATIN?! SHUTUURORPTPFOGG THIS IS SO JOT

[stretchedboy]

🩷🌺 Intro post 🌺🩷

Hi! I'm Willow (he/him) and I'm new to this side of tumblr, so I'm a little shy/nervous, but I've been secretly lurking for a long time! Preg/Childbirth is one of my earliest kinks, with it first gaining my interest before I'd even hit my pre-teens, and I've finally decided to make a place for myself to indulge in it!

I'm a gay transgender boy, 19, and a strictly submissive carrier. I want to be pregnant, not get anyone else pregnant. I'm also not looking for a relationship, probably just the occasional role play. I can't promise I'll always get around to replying, but I'd love to see some messages/asks and be able to talk about this more!

Please read the following before interacting with me!

Likes:

-Biiiig babies. The more overdue/oversized, the better!!

-Long, hard births. Specifically the crowning. I like when the crowning takes aaages and is painful.

-Birth denial. Love this. Love the idea of being put in a chastity belt while crowning, or being fucked during labor so the baby can't descend, etc.

-Nonhuman birth scenarios, like eggs for example, I also enjoy! I would definitely consider myself a monsterfucker lol.

Do NOT like:

-Death/serious injury/tearing (I like difficult, painful births, but I don't like it to result in any serious consequences)

-Feeder/Feedee/Fat kinks

-Episiotomies/Medical intervention

-Cheating/Infidelity kinks

-Hard/especially violent non-con/rape/abuse

-Scat/farts/etc

-Misgendering (this one occasionally gets a little loosey-goosey when using certain buzzwords. For example, I want to be referred to with he/him pronouns at all times and seen/respected as a boy, but I like being called a "boywife" or "housewife" if the context calls for it. Feel free to ask questions for clarification!)

-Detrans kinks

I'll add to this later if I think of more.

You'll probably be blocked if you engage with me using any of those kinks/mentioned topics. Questions for clarification are okay as long as you're respectful, though!

[pushing500]

Hey! I am new to Rimworld, and I absolutely love the looks of your blog!

Would you happen to have any mod recommendations for people jumping in? I don't even know where to start on Nexus! If you take the time to answer this question, thank you!

Aw, I'm so happy you like my blog, and so happy you're getting into RimWorld! It's such a good game. I'm sure you're going to adore it <3

As for recommended mods... that's a tough one! Usually, I'd say stuff like Wall Lights or Colour-Coded Mood Bar, but that was all added with the 1.5 patch, so they're not essential anymore. I think they still do stuff, though, if you want to use them.

If you're playing with Biotech, I have to say that the 'Toddlers' mod is one of my "can't-play-without" mods. I don't like using the growth vats (though I suppose Mechi probably will if he ever chances upon a baby by some stroke of tragic misfortune) because I like watching the kids grow up. They take aaages to grow from baby to child, though, so I like having the toddler stage as a cute in-between.

[juminies]

hi i’m the anon that asked about the calls! thank u so much for uploading them ur the best <3 also i wanted to ask u something else… sorry i know ur on another hyperfixation right now hehe but i love ur takes and i’d love to hear your opinion on smth!! i’m replaying mysmes for the first time in aaages, and i’m paying more attention to the story this time around and what i wanted your opinion was on a call from jumin’s route on day 6… it’s the call where jumin mentions he sees mc in his dream and mc asks him if he’s sure it’s her. jumin says something about his relationship experience and how he can’t even remember the name of people he saw in the past and then goes on to say he doesn’t even know if you can even say he saw them

so i was thinking about what exactly the last part meant. like i just don’t see him willingly trying to connect with women in a personal capacity on any level, let alone romantic because:

1. in one of the the deep story pre-route chats, jaehee mentions that jumin is straight up not interested in women or relationships, he tends to avoid women and that she’s never even seen him going on a date

2. his shitty parent no 1 carolyn, shitty parent no 2 chairman han, his stepmother (srlsly the way she talked to jumin in that one story mode does not sit well with me??? like that “i’ll comfort you real well” sounds very very wrong but it could also be a bad translation? i hope it’s a bad a translation) and all the women throwing themselves at him and just straight up saying inappropriate things to his face

3. the story mode in which he says that rika was the first woman who made him feel comfortable and that all the other women he met before her just used to flatter him

4. and with the way he thinks… considering he’s not interested in relationships… he’d probs view dating as like inefficient or an unproductive use of his time since it won’t lead to anything lmao that ceo mindset yk

so that lead me to think… do u think the situation with sarah had happened before but on a smaller scale? as in shitty parent no 2 forcing jumin to go meet whoever his latest gold digger gf suggested? and jumin not wanting to but going along with it because he wanted to please his father? (honestly i think chairman han shittiness is sometimes overlooked in the fandom? like yes carolyn is worse but chairman han ain’t good he’s just the lesser evil!!)

or do u think he was referring to like the whole thing where he acts all charming and eloquent to get businesswomen to sign contracts? thank u!

hello! thank you for asking, I will always love talking about him forever so don't worry :~)

I've actually always been kind of confused fascinated by that call too, and I would love if he had elaborated more because we're definitely on a similar page here and you make the same points I would have in regard to his blatant lack of interesting in dating and relationships.

I will say I find it interesting how despite him being the one to bring up his dating history the things he says are actually incredibly unclear? a while back I wondered if it was one of those little things that gets sort of lost in translation, but he's really vague in Korean too. he is talking generally about people he has 'met' before, 예전에 만난 사람, which like 'saw' in english can be perceived in the sense of dating depending on the context of the rest of the conversation but can just as frequently be literal and have no further implication. it almost seems like he's trying to talk around the fact he's never been in a relationship, or otherwise keep it vague, which I suppose makes sense considering he follows it with "the past is the past" and is very consistent elsewhere, too, in feeling like only the present matters. to add to that, if you tell him you thought he had never been in a relationship before after this he is still incredible vague in his response and dodges really making a direct comment. he just says he's not bound by the past and reiterates that he wants to focus on the present. for someone who was typically so no-nonsense until it came to MC, dare I say it reads a little bit like he's nervous that you might judge him if he directly confirms that he has/not been in a relationship before but doesn't want you to feel as if he's trying to keep things from you.

anyway, either of your suggestions are plausible imo! it's difficult to gage if he would even consider women he charms to get them to sign contracts as part of the conversation, but since he does specify he's not sure if they even count that adds up. I have also always thought it somewhat likely that Jumin's father has at least attempted to set him up with women before given that he's almost thirty and the sole heir to the company. considering his genuine hurt around the Sarah situation I think it was probably not something that had been touched on in that particular way before, but instead a sort of "my friend has a daughter your age" situation, or an awkward "come meet my friend and his daughter" dinner. I also don't think it's entirely off the table that he went on a date or two (maybe even slept with someone) while he was at university but got nothing out of it, and that could be what he's referring to. given he can't even remember their name(s) I think it must be the case that it happened a fairly long time ago and meant very little to him, whatever the situation may have been.

[toyaslove]

a/n: Hello! What's up? I know I've been reeeeeally inactive, but I was thinking a bit, and I've decided to write a Toya fic... I still have some requests in my inbox, I'm sorry if you're still waiting for yours, I'm really lazy to do them... I've been thinking of this fic for AAAGES in my mind as i have a lot of trauma related to my birthday... and then I thought! It would be fun to share that and see how people would react to my fic! Well... have fun reading another fic mine ~

Tw: Crying, birthday trauma, a lot of negativity

Toya Aoyagi x Male Reader (only some little mentioning of male pronouns/names)

Tags: @miya-akane @toyaswif3y @sentientsoil – Come get your coffee boy!

"Happy" Birthday, Y/N

Writing style: scenario/long fic, angst and comfort in the end!

Finally, it's morning... after spending an entire night awake, the sunlight starts invading your room, slight beams of light through the curtains.

The only thing you can think of is what this day is, how this will be awful and terrible again, how it won't be any different from the other years... Something you've realized throughout the years, these days progressively are getting worse with every year... what can you expect this time? Another disappointment? Another fight with your parents or friends? A friendship ending? You have no ideia.

Tears roll down your cheeks while you sit on your cosy bed. You hug your pillow, and you keep thinking of the worst things that could ever happen to you. It's your birthday, after all... you know nothing good is going to happen.

Luckily, nobody knows it's your birthday at school, that's what you think. Not even VBS knows about it. You've only told Toya.

Well, you have no time to lose. You got up from your bed, got dressed, and went to school. You look dead as you didn't have any sleep at night and because you cried a lot.

You arrived at school, you study at Kamiyama High School.

Everyone repaired at how you were looking...

"What the fuck happened to him?"

"Did a truck run over his face?"

Well... you just avoided those voices and went to your classroom, where you met with Toya, your best friend at the moment.

"Good morning, Y/N! Mm? What happened to you? Are you ok?" – Toya, your friend, says.

Well... of course your best friend would notice you're not ok and you're in a TERRIBLE mood.

"Good morning Toya! I'm fine, don't worry" – you reply to your friend

Of course you were lying, just look at you... you just feel so miserable, so as always you try to put on your "good mood" mask and pretend everything is alright, but that wouldn't deceive Toya.

Toya takes your hand and brings you outside of the school, and you interrupt him

"Toya! What are you doing? We're NOT going to skip class! Why are you doing that?" – You say

"Shh, trust me" – Toya says. "We never skipped or missed a class in a year. One day won't make any difference... plus our grades are just fine!" – Toya complements.

Well, he ended up shutting your mouth, but you still were a bit confused. He? Out of everyone skipping class? Like... is he sick!?

You couldn't deny, you 100% had feelings for Toya... which made you want to not see him on your birthday cuz like!?!? You're gonna be with him the entire day and he doesn't like you back!! [That's what you think]... Well, making things even worse! But what the fuck is your crush doing!! He just got your hand and ran from school on your birthday? You were still processing so much information

And you really didn't know why... does he remember your birthday? He didn't mention it at any moment! You're so confused right now...

After walking a bit, you realized Toya brought you to his house, which was empty. Nobody was home. The lights were off. Then... Toya turns on the lights and takes on his hand a small cake with a blue candle on top of it. When the lights are on, you can see some small and simple decorations, stuff like streamers and pennants, nothing more than those. It said "Happy birthday, Y/N". Some confetti falls on your head when Toya opens the door, but they're noiseless. It was a peaceful and quiet birthday party, only for you! The only guests are you and Toya, and everything was so calm and serene... You could see the care he had throwing all of this, considering you were so sensitive and scared of your birthday. Everything so soft, all planned only for you and your happiness.

"Happy birthday, Y/N!!! I hope you liked your surprise... I made everything, I hope you like it! I baked this cake with a little help from Akito, but only orientations... most of it was only me baking! I.. I hope you like it!" – Toya says, with the most innocent and kind smile you have ever seen from him.

You felt your world collapse when you saw all of that. You started crying, not of sadness, but of happiness. You could never think that someone would actually care so much about you to do such a thing for you and your sake. You never thought this would actually happen one day. You put your hands on your face to cover your blushing and crying from happiness. Toya gets a bit confused, but he puts your cake aside and asks:

"I'm sorry if this made you sad... I didn't mean to. May I hug you if this helps? If you don't want to, you don't h--" – Toya says, but gets cut off by you

"Of course you can hug me!!!" – You say, uncovering your face with the biggest and brightest smile.

Toya gives you a tight and warm hug. You cry on his [shoulder or chest, depending on your height].

"Toya... how would I be sad? I could never in this world imagine that someone would care about me this much to do such thing in a day I hate, to make me smile on it. To try to make me happy. This is beyond a dream to me... I still can't believe this is actually happening... you're so sweet and caring. I could never be sad with such a cute thing like that. How can someone have a heart as sweet as yours? I'm... so grateful. Thank you, Toya... I'd never think I'd be happy on this day... never. And here I am. This is because of you and only you! I... can't be more grateful"

You say, with a slight sore voice, because of your crying. You feel your heart full of happiness, love, and good feelings. Something you could never imagine on this day. Even Toya dropped some tears because of your compliments and how he made you happy... that's all he wanted, to see you smile.

"I'm happy that I made you feel this way... that's all I wanted — I didn't expect you to react in a good way like this, but I'm glad you did! Happy birthday again, Y/N. I hope you can finally have a happy and good birthday. I... really love you"

Toya says, looking at you with a big smile. He takes your hand and kisses it as you blush when he does that.

"Why are you doing all of this?" – You ask

"Why? That's because I love you. More than you can ever imagine."

You were speechless. He didn't say once but TWICE that he loved you. Is it for real? Or like... is it just a friendly I love you?

"You mean... in that way?"

"Well... I was thinking of keeping this to myself, in case you didn't like me back, I wouldn't ruin your birthday... but well, yes, I do like you romantically... would you like to try something?"

"Yes!! That's 100% yes! I... like you that way too. And instead of ruining my day, well... that made it even better because I got even happier knowing about this! Thank you... and yes, we can be boyfriends if you want to!"

Well... he's very wrong because instead of ruining your day, he made it even better! He actually liked you!? There was so much to process... but well! It was a good day, after all... later on that day, you two cuddled, laughed, played videogames, and Toya even gave you some gifts of your favourite things! He's a sweetie, and he'll definitely be a good boyfriend! Give him some time though, he never had a romantic relationship!

a/n: IM REALLY SORRY IF THIS IS BAD idk I spent a lot of time without writing but I wanted to write this it's been AAAAAAGES, so, I hope you guys enjoy it!!!

[lensman-arms-race]

As a request for a fic - I'd love to see something from TTV's POV after the episode 47 incident. The feeling of agony (faces have the most pain receptors out of anywhere on the body, and since TV screens are so fragile, I imagine they'd be very susceptible to pain too) both physically and mentally.

If we look at Sabre's POV for something to go by as to how TV's teleport, they seem to go through some sort of different dimension, and re-emerge where they intend to go to. Some angst involving TTV making his way to the TV base and feeling hurt and worthless at not being able to disinfect TSpeaker and dumb at falling for the trap and enraged at being so close to killing GT would hit SO hard!

If you're up to writing it, maybe there's some fluff evolving the other TV's when he lands in the repair bay. Maybe Polycephalies appears and drops the jokey demeanour for once and comforts TTV (similar to how he comforts Phaeton in Catastrophic Mission Failure).

[Don't feel forced to do this! Writing fics take a LOT of time and I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to sink too much time into a fan request and not something you thought of.0

Oh hell yes, this is definitely going on the list! I have actually been wanting to write some post-47 stuff for aaages and I have a few draft notes that I've never been sure how to continue. I even had the same idea as you regarding Polycephaly.

Ah, this is making me feel inspired knowing someone else wants to read this.

[sokkastyles]

Hi, what do you think about the whole "Zuko never felt sorry for burning down Suki's village" argument? Because it didn't feel to me like the place was destroyed at all, no more than Aaag, Katara and Sokka destroyed Omashu.

Well, we are shown the damage that Zuko's bending caused and Suki does confront Zuko with it later, so we are supposed to treat this as damage Zuko caused that he should feel sorry for that is distinct from the gaang accidentally destroying things with cartoon shenanigans. Zuko came to Kyoshi to capture Aang and he didn't care about the damage he caused to the village as long as he got what he wanted. He's the bad guy there.

That said, there is a limit to how much the show can take this seriously and that's why they don't, and it is absolutely ridiculous how some people will demand that Zuko needs to further atone in some way or that he doesn't care or that what he did was worse than it was.

It's not like Zuko went there and razed the village, which is an intentional war crime. He only cared about capturing Aang and the fires were caused by reckless bending. It's still bad, and fits in very nicely with the responsibility of firebending that is part of both Zuko and Aang's storyline, plus Zuko's arc of learning personal accountability and having a more balanced perspective on things vs only thinking about himself at the beginning of the story. But it's not akin to knowingly destroying an entire village - something which Jet tried to do, in contrast - and I've even seen people insist that Zuko burned down "multiple" villages and like...lol where?

It also can't be treated like it's similar to razing villages in the real world because the fire gets put out by Aang riding a giant sea monster. Like in the Omashu situation you mentioned, there's an extent to how seriously you can take this when the show itself treats it like cartoon shenanigans. And if you DID want to hold these characters accountable in that way, then you have to treat every instance of the gaang destroying something like it's serious business. And that's completely ignoring that ATLA is a fantasy comedy action cartoon created for children. It is not a serious drama about war, even if it deals with those topics at times.

That's why Suki herself doesn't bring up what Zuko did to her village beyond that one humorous exchange. The other reason is because he's clearly changed by the time he meets her again. It would be really strange for her to constantly hold this against him when he's currently trying to break her out of prison. And I don't know where people are getting that he "never felt sorry." Zuko has shown enough regret for his past actions that he doesn't need to speak about every single one to prove he's sorry. What, you think Zuko is sorry for all the things he explicitly apologized for in the series, like trying to capture Aang, hunting the gaang, attacking the Water Tribe, hiring Combustion man, and betraying Katara and Iroh in Ba Sing Se, but he's not sorry for attacking Suki's village because he didn't explicitly say those words onscreen? Be serious. Accountability is not about constantly self-flagellating, and if risking his life to rescue her from the most secure Fire Nation prison is good enough for Suki to forgive and trust Zuko and think he is genuinely sorry, it's good enough for me.

[unfortunatetheorist]

1 MONTH OF @unfortunatetheorist!

Damn, I can't believe it's been one whole month...

...that sounds sarcastic, but it's not. I thought it would take aaages for me to get 50 likes and a few (maybe 10?) reblogs, but here I am with so much more! Thanks to all of my followers, from @snicketstrange to @acacia-may and from @v1nnie-says-hi to @dude-as-in-i-love-u.

I hope that together, we can help each other to fully understand and appreciate Lemony Snicket's works, particularly A Series Of Unfortunate Events, but also other books.

One day, they may become [well, they should become] astounding works of classical literature, for all future generations to enjoy.

Or not.

¬ Th3r3534rch1ngr4ph, Unfortunate Theorist/Snicketologist

[legacyshenanigans]

Just want to say love your Marvolo hc and I was wondering, they have been fucking raw for like half a year. Are they taking measures to not have a baby like spells, potions, condoms, anything? What would they do if MC ends up pregnant or thinks she's pregnant but she's also fucked Sebastian raw like can you imagine the drama!

Thank youuuu 💚🐍

All my nsfw fics include raw cum dumping most of the time lol, but for the sake of everything, let's just assume MC is on some form on contraceptive spell.

I think maybe a couple of times in my whole time in this fandom I've written pregnancy related posts, through people's asks aaages ago (both of which I didn't want to do, but I did, don't know why, because it makes me uncomfortable) But I mentioned this maybe a week or two ago that I don't like, and won't write pregnancy related post's. Sorry 💚💜

[asherashedwings]

if you wanna hear about my otis hcs ill gladly share I HATE THAT GUY!!! /pos

also im watching your uhhh video on ur au rn and i think you should know that starcatcher bf (and gf!) did have a redesign made like aaages ago but it’s super hard to find bc the og mod creator deleted all their fnf stuff. their old user used to be heartlxcket but i have no idea what it is now

OMGGGG THE SILLIES *TAKES THEM AND SHOVES THEM IN MY POCKET SO I CAN ANALYZE THEM UNDER A MICROSCOPE LATER*

Also I would LOVE to hear ur Otis hcs!!!

[therhythmafterthesummer]

Hiiiii

Like if pretty’s coworker or just someone(who knows her address) that crush on pretty send her a flower bouquet to chris and pretty’s den. How do you think chris would react

If you don’t like the idea you can ignore(or delete) this ask 😁

he'll scoff and be annoyed about it. i honestly think pretty would be the angry one in this situation. so much that Chris would probably have to be the one to calm her down dkfjhskdjfsdf

it'd probably go something like:

her opening the door to receive the bouquet, feeling all endeared and warm and fuzzy bc wow Chris sent her flowers, how cute

which is what she'll say to him, and he'll be confused out of his mind like "i didn't get you flowers?"

that's when she'll read the card on the thing, with the name of a coworker of hers she went in a date with once aaages ago

like i said, Chris will scoff, muttering a "the fuck?" and before he can say anything else his girl is taking the flowers and chucking them in the bin

"wtf is wrong with people these days?! how did they even get my address?! this is sooooo fucked up and soooooo fucking disrespectful", she'll ramble on and on about how entitled some people are, how much of an asshole they can be. fuming, pacing around the flat

that's when Chris will start to get some Clarity. "pretty, do you want me to--"

"don't you dare", she'll point at him, interrupting him. she won't even know what he was going to say, she just knows he was about to get involved and that would just make it so much worse. "they're gonna hear it from me, alright. i won't let it slide..."

you see, pretty mum is all submissive and breedable when she's getting busy with her gorgeous alpha boyfriend, but she can be multifaceted, alright? she's got Opinions and won't hold back voicing them, especially when she's at work.

there's nothing submissive about her in her work environment, so she's 100% ready to go face this asshole and even raise a formal complaint with HR if necessary because "it's such an invasion of my privacy?????? the fuck????? and who the hell sends someone flowers like this???? we're not even friends. we never even kissed!"

so Chris will be all like "alright, time to get a breather. let's go out for some ice-cream. impromptu date right now, yeah?"

and she'll scoff and mutter a "obviously, yeah!" before going to her room to get ready

[ersatz-colubridae-888]

boy what are your opinions. on scpsl

SCP SECRET LAB. OH BOY! so very sorry for taking one hundred million years to answer this it completely slipped my mind. but i have thought long and hard about it and this is my rating (keep in mind, this is my opinions on stuff that was added pre-parabellum (basically i haven't played it in 3 years)):

IT'S PRETTY COOL BUT OH MY GOD THE PLAYERS

MAN, mechanically this game is AWESOME!!! randomly generated game environments with random spawns of players and monsters, ESPECIALLY with proximity chat, will always be a fantastic time. it's one of the only FPS games i've ever enjoyed on account of it being balanced really well with its survival aspect! dealing with the monsters' different mechanics and dealing with whatever human team is opposite yours is REALLY fun, and i always have fun with it. again it's been aaages since i've played but this was one of the things that really stood out to me liking! every time i think about SCPSL i think about this video that covers a TON of mechanics, it's outdated as hell now but i loved watching it over and over again so much and i would highly recommend it for just fun times and good video essays:

and then, of course, there's my interest in the SCP stuff itself!!! that contributes a lot to my enjoyment of it as a game because, obviously, it wouldn't be the same without the monsters. i've had a big interest in SCP for about 4 years and it's sort of reviving now because my buddy sent me a really good one the other day ^_^ anyway i love the silly horror ao3 and it's really awesome and cool

SCPSL on its own is a very well made game, at the very least pre-parabellum, but the players... wowww it sure was! yaknow just your average cesspool of gamer guys who freak the fuck out when they hear a girl voice. griefers. hackers. mild racists. BLATANT racists. etc etc... which wouldn't really be a problem in most games. you could just play with your friends! but a big feature of SCPSL is how MASSIVE the lobbies are. you need at LEAST 10 people to have an even halfway enjoyable experience, so you either have to be insanely lucky to have a MASSIVE friend group that has the time AND the specs AND the willingness to play, OR you just have to deal with random lobbies of weirdos. the culture might've changed since i last played, but that feature is just essential to the game's existence. couldn't work any other way really. just wish it was easier to play and didn't take like ultimate 2034 gamer pc to run lmao

[sugarsnappeases]

summer holiday matchmaking please!!

AAA HI HI DARLING!!

summer holiday matchmaking is kinda rogue but so silly to me it's something i thought of aaages ago and still haven't like properly started writing but it's very fun, it's basically the whole pre-marauders gang going on holiday to zabini's villa in italy in the summer one year and she's literally going about trying to set everyone up w each other...

more below the cut bc this got long.....

zira (zabini, btw i did have a reason that i can't remember anymore but i started calling her that in my head and now i can't stop so we're sticking w it) is there... obviously. and she has this whole major matchmaking scheme that doesn't go entirely right all the time but gets the right results anyway... like she manages to get most of the couples that she wants to get together to get together

the couples in questions areeee:

bella and rita, bc this is me we're talking about and i can't live without quillkiller, and they're circling each other like prey in this one like i think they take the longest to get together bc they just kinda don't want the chase to end

cissy and alice, they're so special to me!!! lots of very nervous kinda moves being made but also like... cissy figures out what zira is doing So quickly and immediately goes into denial about liking alice lol so there's a bit of difficulty there

rodolphus and antonin, my precious angry babies, you already know my thoughts about them as enemies to enemies who fuck and i don't think this is much different like they're not enemies really but zira just manages to gets them to fuck it out rather than scream at each other and calls it a job well done

frank and rabastan, quite sweet i think but i haven't entirely figured this one out it's just general vibes and pasta dough kneading atm

ted and andromeda, this is an already established relationship and they're very sweet and happy and in love etc etc bc they deserve it

lucius and gideon (prewett), but this is more of an unexpected one night stand rather than a relationship so this is very very minor (they somehow end up worming their way into half my fics like this)

also another already established relationship, potentially molly and arthur weasley?? bc i saw this tiktok one time talking about arthur and andy being friends and i was kinda like.... yeah?? maybe??

oh and then also fabian (prewett) and the carrow twins are all gonna be there too like that's their big friend group that spans several school houses and years (although i've lessened the age gap a bit like the black sisters are all just one year apart from each other in this like cissy just finished 5th year, andy just finished 6th and bella just finished 7th, and the rest of their friends span those years like accordingly yk)

also i was thinking of writing this from zira's pov, so it's all kinda an outsiders pov of the various relationships which i just thought would be really interesting to do... but tbh i haven't properly started writing this yet, i've just mapped out the general vibes

there's gonna be a bunch of lounging by the poolside, chatting on the deckchairs, beaches, clubs, cocktails, matching tattoos, house parties, italian food, skinny dipping, drinking games, pasta making, gossiping and DRAMA!! lots of drama and zira is just sitting back and relaxing and having the absolute time of her life......

anyway that's that for now!!!

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i keep thinking abt brushing orions hair also.Itd take AAAGES to fix bc its so matted but it would be nice too.