#worst song ever

[weneverlearn]

Worst Song Ever?

First off, song lists are kinda dumb, subjective, whatever. But what the hell. So today while at a coffee shop, the 2021 Justin Bieber song, "Peaches," comes on, and for the time being it's my personal Worst Song Ever, or at least most annoying. Then I remember way back in the latter '90s, that "comedy" newspaper writer, Dave Barry, had his reader's vote on a list of Worst Songs Ever, and they chose "Hooty Sapperticker." (No, I can't for the life of me find the article online.) I of course think "Hooty Sapperticker" isn't just not bad, it's one of the better novelty songs ever -- probably created only for peeler joint jukeboxes, which was a thing way back... In any event, "Hooty Sapperticker" was never even close to a hit, so you will never be subjected to it at a coffee shop, or while shopping at Rite Aid, or what have you. Hence, it can't be the Worst Song Ever, because it has existed in its own odd world, far away from your daily life, innocent in its idiocy. Bieber's cringe-tune aggressively invaded our world, and profited mightily from it, like fuckin' Halliburton or something. So herein lies my simple chat question -- you tell me, WHICH OF THESE TWO SONGS IS THE WORST?:

[i-use-drum-sticks-yes-i-do]

the world should’ve skipped february 4th, 2022

[transgenderdragons]

and i saw signs on the shoulder of the interstate when i followed your eyes and i saw lights fading every monument and the passage of time if i could just try could i banish all the pain in you give you everything you need if i hid rose quartz underneath the mattress would it help your nights when you're struggling to sleep when you're struggling to sleep

[oodelally3]

After mildly screwing up the national anthem yesterday, a song I have sung in public for decades, I feel much better having read these.

my favorite customer service slip ups

[soposorps]

This is my song I made in Bandlab I don't like it (Headphones warning turn your volume down)

[meilas]

daft punk’s “around the world around the world” is possibly THE worst song ever created

[toliveforthehopeofitall626]

damn

[mooni]

yeah, stolas COULD'VE spun the tale in such a way that it would've been all but a retelling of what actually happened. he could have. but he didn't. not because he was prideful, but because that meant blitz took a fraction of blame, and that wasn't something he could let happen.

stolas goetia entered that courtroom expecting death. he was fine with that. as long as blitz left unharmed, stolas could die. because to him, a life without his love was no life at all.

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.

[userarmyhope]

SEVEN (2023) Jungkook

[maggotwithanf]

listen fucking. 7 years by lucas graham is the WORST SONG OF ALL FUCKING TIME. I had to drive from California to fucking New England when I moved and that song was on the radio CONSTANTLY and all I could hear was ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD for FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES like a shitty gotye like SHUT THE FUCK UP WE WERE ALL SEVEN ONCE WHAT IS THIS SONG EVEN ABOUT. OH YOU GOT OLD? AND DIED??? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I'M 30 AND I NEED YOU TO SHUT UP SO THEY CAN PLAY "I Took A Pill In Ibiza (Remix)" for the 24th time today so I can cry

[thefandomenchantress]

So I watched Hazbin Hotel, (or at least the episodes out so far). And I wasn’t that attached to Vox in the pilot because he was only there for two seconds but he’s now my favorite. I can’t help it he’s so pathetic.

Also I love whenever the animators have him make this face:

Why does he look like a cat??? I noticed the soundwave on his hat looks kinda like cat ears and now I can’t unsee it. How am I supposed to take him seriously when he wears that hat and is constantly making a :3 face? /lh

[skywalker-swift]

I think the craziest thing about TTPD as an album is that I think a lot more people would like it if they actually just sat and listened and applied to it their own lives and didn’t just focus on the muses. Like. It’s so obvious she doesn’t want us to just focus on the muses. The manuscript even said the story isn’t mine anymore, this story is over and she’s moved on and it’s ours now and we’ll find new and different meanings in it. And I think writing the whole album off as ‘her worst album and it’s all about her obsession with 1 man’ just does the album such a disservice even if it’s not their kind of album.

[kotaki]

"P.O.P.P.Y"