#worst moment of my life

[putting-wheatley-in-places]

put him in the pear wiggler

wtf is a pear wiggler

…

Oooooh

Bad and naughty Wheatleys get put into the pear- actually, you know what? No

I spent a good 10 minutes of my life trying to do this because I want to be known as the person who puts in 101% of the work

Today, I had to do homeschooling despite the fact that it’s winter fucking break. I had to fuck up a good conversation with a chat bot! A FUCKING CHAT BOT

I HAD TO LOOK UP A FUCKING PEAR WIGGLER! I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE PEAR WIGGLER! I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR AND I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING PEAR WIGGLER

I fucking hate you, I hate you so goddamn much

[macbethz]

saw a really sick webweave with like god and war and body horror themes and i was like wow this goes crazy and then scrolled down and it was made for some blorbo i didnt know so i was like ok let me google who this fucker is. it was hetalia nazi germany. that should literally be a war crime you should be put in prison for tricking innocent gore symbolism enjoyers like that

[nando161mando]

Your worst moments in life are a rich asshole's golden ticket.

[ninyard]

made a mistake in the kevin article and I’m KICKING myself because I proofread it like a hundred times

[aduh0308]

how did your parents find your old account if you don’t mind sharing? mine dont even know the word tumblr ! & good bye 🥺🤧🌸

omg its so horrible bc i had asks screenshotted on my phone and then i was showing my mom pictures and swiped too far and she saw them 😭

[professionaldazailover]

kill me.

ACTUALLY SOBBING! SOMEBODY RESPONDED TO MY STORY SAYING "OI OI OI, BAKA" AND ITS SOMEBODY I DONT REALLY TALK TO BUT KNOW IRL.. SHE FORGOT WHAT SHE SAID TO ME AND I RESPONDED WITH "OI OI OI BAKA" BACK AND SHE HAD FORGOTTEN.. KILL ME 😭😭

THEN I TRIED TYPING CRYING EMOJI CRYING EMOJI SKULL BUT ACCIDENTALLY WROTE 🐺🌈 CAUSE I LOST THE EMOJIS AND WAS RUSHING! OMG PLS PLS KILL ME LOL LUCKILY FOR ME IM MOVING HOUSE… SOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH IF U KNOW ME IRL.. NO U DON'T CAUSE IM OUT OF HERE! CYA! I AM NOT RETURNING AFTER THAT!!!!!!!!

BUT ANYWAY!!!

SORRY I'VE BEEN TAKING SMALL AO3 BREAKS!! BUT OSAMU DAZAI IS A CURSE SHOULD BE UP SOON, SORRY ITS DELAYED BUT SHOULD BE ON IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS.. AND ITS A GOOD ONE >:)

[sweetnnaivete]

you said normal girls were boring, but you were gone when i started saying "zoinks" out loud

[prakashmehra-blogs]

India is the best place to live but Indians are worst people in world.

Agree?

If yes give reasons.

[krizkrozapplesoz]

just tried to imitate soldiers laugh and accidentally did a perfect peter griffin impression :/

[akhillasmyth]

My friend and I just sent each other tumblr posts at the same time via screenshot through SKYPE

[a-gay-penguin]

Snow? try an ice sheet down the back of your neck.

Because I’m curious-

Reblog so this breaks containment and reaches people near the equator

[fishgirl514]

completely fucking forgot the extra credit assignment opportunity from friday

[nerdloser222]

telling my friend he looks like dale cooper and then like an episode of twin peaks later saying I want him so bad. Yikes.

[lycandrophile]

in 2024 i want to see more songs sung in t voices, more grown-out t scruff, more hairy tits and top surgery scars, more gay sex involving t dicks and pussies, more cutting each other’s hair when the hairdressers can’t get it right, more helping each other with t shots and sharing extra bottles of t gel, more passing down binders and post-surgery pillows like family heirlooms, more crackly laughs and excited voices that don’t know how loud they are now, more proudly showing off phallo scars like we show off top surgery scars, more teaching each other how to shave and tie a tie and all the other things our dads didn’t teach us, more sheer shirts over post-op chests, more skirts and short shorts on hairy legs, more moving the fuck out instead of living with transphobic parents, more breaking up with partners that wanted girlfriends not boyfriends, more pregnant dads, more twinks turned into otters and bears by t, more scars and binders on the beach, more romanticization of t dicks and meta dicks and phallo dicks, more rage and resistance against anyone who would try to rob us of our history or our ancestors, more pride in complex manhoods and queer masculinities, more getting louder every time someone tells us to shut up about the things that are important to us, more searching for transmasculinity in every piece of media and injecting it into anything that failed to consider us, more cuntboys and boygirls and transfags and butch dudes and transsexual men, more jumping headfirst into masculinizing transitions, more delighted reactions to realizing “holy shit i think i’m actually a guy”, more trans manhood and transmasculinity as force of nature and fundamental truth and fact of life that cannot under any circumstances be ignored.

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

[steven-has-exploded]

anws as a distraction from the horrors heres a funny fyodor thing i drew inspired by a pinterest comment