#worship him

[seductive-farter]

Aww he's smiling👀👀

Well, isn't bro a cutie? I think so

[starlitcrows]

reference sheet + doodles for my grima redesign

[cryinhell]

I know this last teaser was about Alastor, Niffty, and Sir Pentious...

WHY IS HE SO SMOLLLL

[evilsatisfaction]

[anamiableavocado]

Ridiculous?! More like fabulous ✨

[chunkfunkgunk-offishal]

can you rate the tadpole that didn't have the correct hormone to turn into a frog and just keeps growing as a tadpole?

Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

THIS USER’S VERY SPECIFIC REQUEST:

8/10 Chunk

8/10 Funk

10/10 Gunk

I have never heard of this before, so as soon as I saw this ask I went, “THE WHAT????? YES I WANT TO RATE THAT!!!!” This is such a strange strange funky boy and I greatly desire to hold it in my hands. And look at that SHEEN! Look at that MUCOUS! High gunk.

Overall: 10/10

ITS A BIG TADPOLE!!! WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?????

⚠️Before you look further⚠️

There will be images of the tadpole being held out of water to show its size.

He is a chonker.

[wecanbeperfect]

THE ANGELS' MESSAGE

Revelation 14:7 Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of judgement is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.

[im-milquetoast]

So-

I started a cult within my school. I’ve always liked sharks and one day I just decided to buy a twelve pack of these little stuffed sharks (cough in the picture cough) and I’m in a high school marching band. And for those of you who know, it is intense. Obviously the band immediately took to the sharks and started worshipping them. The main shark (mine) is named Shostakovich. The others include Stephen, Steven, Neil, Stravinsky, Strauss, Sebastian, Schubert, Tchaikovsky, and one remains unnamed (it’s my drum major’s and he’s lazy ) (I’ve been slowly giving sharks to people I deem worthy) Shostakovich has been to every competition and football game and he has marched a show. My band directors are well aware of this cult plaguing the band, and they fully support it. Shostakovich has directed an entire marching band practice. Worship him. He is your new God. A deity.

[s0ftcr33p]

my precious angel <33

you’re the most kindhearted person I’ve ever met <3 you are so much more than just a brain and a body to me <3 you’re like a holy creature that I want to worship and follow for the rest of my life <3 so mesmerising and fascinating <3 is that weird? >< <3 I just think you’re so lovely <3 i appreciate your love and affection and wise words more than anything <33

[evilsatisfaction]

[applejuicetastesgood]

Everyone look!!! It is me and MY bfs new son! Meet ✨Gerald✨

Isn’t he glorious?!?!

[seall-moved]

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[kissmeau]

The mistake God made when he made you...

[nonbeaniedevil]

Let me be your stress relief

Let me worship you completely

Wash your feet, massage your neck and back, kiss your neck and chest. Let me treat you like the god and king you are. Let you use me until you’re satisfied and your stress is relieved