#worm song

[muesli-command]

all modern AU farcille fanart I've seen so far has neglected to consider that human falin without her ch97 feathers WOULD HAVE GLASSES. that girl can NOT see until she's turned part dragon and back, she is CONSTANTLY SQUINTING, in a modern setting her still fully human ass would have OPEN EYES thanks to contacts, glasses, or lasik or something

I know glasses exist in canon too but they're clearly not ubiquitous, also by the time the gang is so rich and powerful she could reasonably get them bc they've got a dungeon king in their midst, it's no longer necessary anyway bc falin's eyes accidentally got fixed with the dragon treatment

BUT in a MODERN AU?? guys pleaaaase.... think

[oatshq]

6, 55 & 89!!!

6: "What are you excited for?" At least two things. Biggest one is hopefully getting working meds soonish, a smaller milestone on the way is holiday reindeer meal when visiting family later this month.

55: "Favorite type of fruit pie?" Probably just apple, I'm not experienced with many fruit pie types.

89: "Which are better black or green olives?" Green ones with lemon filling >> damn near every other thing on this planet. I guess they win. Otherwise though, I have a complex and difficult to rank relationship to olives; plain black ones are optimal in salads and sandwiches, green ones with some oil and herbs are great as a standalone snack, etc.

Question list: "Make me admit stuff"

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[hellsitegenetics]

okay sorry if this is too much or too specific but. the entirety (or an excerpt, if it's too much) of devil's train by the lab rats. i have it all memorized by heart and i sing it to myself whenever i need to pass ~5 minutes (mainly when making instant ramen) and i want to know what my ramen mascot is.

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Closest match: Carpetania matritensis genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Earthworm

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[muesli-command]

oh hey @mothpdf it's ur post from a few days ago

and also my own horror at seeing temperature rise from the appropriate -20something °c to a far too comfy 10ish the last few days. with lots of rain

I wonder if some people will start spending the holidays indoors with snow machines and whatnot, like those giant indoor skiing complexes

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[mitathemita]

floating.

SUPERSTAR DAYCARE GRAND OPENING AU BY THE AMAZING @way2gosuperrstarr ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ GO FOLLOW WORMS NOWWWW

(& click for quality tumblr absolutely kills the gif 💀)

[emmaziadarcy]

It is your way, is it not? When something does not please you, you run.

[muesli-command]

the flesh is weak

the mind is also weak

i might be fucked

[muesli-command]

[estrangedandwayward]

Dreamfyre, Vhagar, Sunfyre and Tessarion flying home

[fanfictionroxs]

If I had a nickel for every time a character named Danny deprogrammed Jacob Anderson's character from brainwashing, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it has happened twice.

Welcome back Daenerys Targaryen

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

i'm suddenly thinking about rockstar!eddie shooting a music video on some naval ship and meeting actual sailor!steve who's all dressed up in his whites 'cause eddie's a big name star and the captain said everyone had to look their best and eddie immediately folding for the pretty guy in uniform

just: eddie wanting a couple of the guys to act in the video 'cause hopefully then they'd actually know what they're doing, and asking the capt to point out his most competent sailor. the capt immediately points out one of his low-ranking ensigns (like, brand new baby officer 'cause that's the kinda shit an officer would pull) and eddie, having been raised by wayne (who i'm hc-ing as a navy vet) knows better and is immediately like "No sir, I said your most competent, not your least. someone point me to THE second class. Where's he? I need an enlisted guy." and a higher-ranking chief that's been following the band around the ship all day bellows out a laugh and says "You're gonna want Harrington, Mr. Munson."

idk idk, it's niche but for some reason my mind went into the cold clammy depths of my time in the navy this morning and i was like 'NOPE! don't wanna dwell here, make it fun! make it about the blorbos so you dont get sad!!' lmao

[muesli-command]

“Every little girl dreams of her wedding day” WRONG!! First cadaver dissection

[atomicradiogirl]

i find it a very interesting choice that house md ends on enjoy yourself rather than you can’t always get what you want or maybe even the actual lyrical version of teardrop by massive attack.

enjoy yourself is the most optimistic of the songs and i’ve seen people complain that it kind of comes from nowhere and the actual meaning of the song especially considering that post-canon, wilson will die and house is dead figuratively (and will probably die literally with wilson), the song is not only a call to the viewer to live their lives to the fullest but asks house and wilson to enjoy the time they have left as they drive away from us, their stories are fundamentally over.

enjoy yourself is only referenced one other time in the show when hallucination amber sings it to house at a restaurant just before the hallucination finale of season 5. this presentation of enjoy yourself by “ghost” amber, someone who haunts house from his guilt over her death and near destruction of his relationship with wilson as a result is also a callback to her death in the first place. house is so scared by hallucination amber singing this song to him he begs wilson over the phone to pick him up, the exact request that killed amber. the optimistic song about living out your life to the fullest sung by the manifestation of his guilt, someone who died too soon also coupled with kutner dying 3 episodes prior to this, just makes the final use of this song so fascinating. the house writers obviously called back to this moment because it was house’s fear of death and change that made the initial scene scary. meanwhile house accepts wilson’s death and his death in the finale after healing and growing. this is why i think enjoy yourself is the perfect finale song. the house writers are telling us that they accept that their time is up and we should too, even though death is horrible and tragic and scary at the same time, everybody dies.

[foggygloves]

And our poor little baby, he fell hard and fast!

corpse bride! bingqiu because i can't stop listening to the soundtrack

[orpheuslament]

fuck it. loustat spotify playlist