#worldofvenari

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I actually managed to finish a draft of a story today, and I'm pretty happy with it. I might even share it on here before the year is out.

But before that... I think I might treat myself to a day off. Y'know, cos it's Christmas tomorrow and all that.

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Hi folks,

Here's my last bit of promo for today. I promise.

Click the link for a FREE digital copy of my novella, "Creep". It's a delightful fiendish fantasy tale containing goblins, monsters, and a touch of gore and humour... and it's a great way to enter my monstrous world of Venari!

It won't cost you a penny. All I need is your soul... your email address. And you can unsubscribe at any time.

Enjoy!

Stay delicious, Lou

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Question of the Week... weapons edition

I'm trying something new here. Each week I'm gonna ask a question on social media about something to do with books or fantasy... or whatever pops into my head.

Here's the first one!

if you found yourself stuck in a monstrous medieval / fantasy world, which 3 weapons would you want to be carrying?

I guess mine would be:

⚔️ an enchanted sword ⚔️ (see: Absolution in "Everfrost" and "The Blade of Absolution")

⚔️ a badass club💀 (keep an eye out for Brain Basher in "The Blade of Absolution" when it comes!)

⚔️ a magic hammer 🔨(see "Born in Sludge" for details... and my short story called "A Raw Deal"... although that won't be the last time you see Carnage...)

What about you?

[goblinsstolemybrain]

I'm gonna start putting my little stories on World Anvil as well as my website. I think it could be fun. Plus, I'm already down the rabbit hole of wanting to make pages about literally everything in my world. I'll share links soon! Maybe today... Or next week. It'll depend on how organised I am.

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WIP Wednesday

Hiya fiends,

Today I'm working on my response to the Ko-Fi Author Avengers January prompt (click here to join our Discord). This month's prompt is:

A broken teacup, carefully mended with gold, becomes a symbol of resilience and hope.

In response to this, I'm currently working on a short(ish) Glintsprock story where a character calls Glintsprock a buffoon. Rude.

It follows on from last month's story ("A Winternight Reunion"), so if you haven't checked that out yet, go do that now! You can get it for free/pay what you want from my shop, or by signing up to my mailing list.

Anyway, a goblin's gotta goblin, so I'm outta here, Lou

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I'm loving how the first page of each chapter is looking in the paperback for #InTheWoodsOfWaiting. So pretty!

Pre-order from me here: https://buff.ly/3x9v4RU

Pre-order from loads of places here: https://buff.ly/3ZAynAH

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My December newsletter

This is my newsletter for December. It was sent out to my mailing this morning (and you can sign up here if you want: https://sendfox.com/louyardley)

Hiya fiends,

How's it going?

You may have noticed that things look a little different since the last email (unless you're new... in which case, WELCOME!!!). I decided it was time for a change, so I've switched to SendFox to manage my mailing list. I used SendFox a few years ago, but stopped when I realised it was missing a few features I desired. Now that those features (and more) have been added, it's time to return!

One of features is a cool referral link thing. --- details on this are only available in the newsletter. Mainly because I can't work out how to make it work here.

Do I know it's Christmastime?

Well, yes. But, I don't have anything festive to share with you... What I do have is a FREE episode of my serialised web novel for you to read... and a BUNCH of free (and cheap) eBooks. Read on to get all the goodies!

Anyway, I'm gonna get on with the newsletter now. Fair warning: This one is pretty long! Next year, my resolution is to keep these newsletters short and sweet...

The Misadventures of Morga Skullsplitter

The latest issue of "The Misadventures of Morga Skullsplitter" is now available to read (FOR FREE - yes! FREE!!!) on my website. Click here to give it a read.

You can either view it on my site/Ko-fi page, or download a cute lil ePub for your favourite eReader.

Missed an episode? Find all the episodes here.

The next episode of Morga will be coming in January 2024. This is because of the thing I'm going to talk about next…

The Gathering at the Gallows

As mentioned above, the next Morga episode will be a little later than planned because I'm working on (yet another) project! This is a goblin-flavoured tale that features Glintsprock (everybody's favourite frog player), magic (well, duh!), mayhem (also, duh!), and executions! Fun, fun, fun! The plan is to have this little story ready for human consumption in January.

In the meantime, please click here to find out more about Glintsprock's Quest. You can also grab some Glintsprock stories below:

Glintsprock's Quest: Frog Licker - get it for 99p

Glintsprock's Quest: Mirror Mirror - get it for free

Smashwords End of Year Sale!!!

I'm excited to announce that several of my books will be available as part of a promotion on Smashwords through 1st January as part of their 2023 End of Year Sale! This is a chance to get my books, along with books from many other great authors, at a discount so you can get right to reading.

You will find the promo here starting on 15th December, so save the link:

Please share this promo with friends and family. You can even forward this email to the avid readers in your life!

Freebies!

"Footsteps into the Unfamiliar" - Kate Haley

"Knights of the Crescent, Knights of the Cross" - Troy Young

"Flight of the Gazebo" - Kent Silverhill

"Wedding of the Torn Rose" - Brian A. Mendonca

"Flame of Eros" - Chris Turner

Bargain Books!

"Sworn to the Shadows" - Lisa Blackwood

Happy Holidays!

Thanks for reading!

Until next time...

Stay delicious,

Lou

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Question of the Week... Wizard edition!

It's Monday (already... how did that happen?), so it's time for #QuestionoftheWeek again. This week's question is...

An unhinged wizard offers you a choice of immortality, the ability to fly, or the power of invisibility.

Which one do you pick and why?

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Question of the Week...

It's Monday! That means it's time for #QuestionOfTheWeek!

This week's question is...

Imagine you're about to steal a load of treasure from a dragon. Which five people have you got on your team, and why?

These people can be folks you know, characters (books/films/games/comics), historical figures, or beings from folklore.

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Hi folks!

It's my birthday tomorrow, so I thought I'd give you a present (am I doing this right??). "Banished" is currently FREE on Kindle US and UK!

Just search for "Lou Yardley Banished" or head here:

https://storyoriginapp.com/universalbooklinks/d4b514ec-3339-11ed-aea0-47be0f18ca95

Offer ends at the end of the weekend, so grab your copy now!

Stay delicious!

[goblinsstolemybrain]

Goblin friends! Getting ready to publish a new #Venari story! Caution: This #fiendishfantasy may contain monsters and swearing. Actually, it absolutely does contain both of those things.

ebook will be available on Amazon, Ko-Fi, Kobo, Smashwords, Scribd, etc. Paperback will be up on Amazon and Ko-Fi.

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Hello my new awesome tumblr friends!

I know this is my second post here and it kinda feels weird to start promoting my stuff already, but here we are! 

My dark fantasy novel (with some gory bits and a bit of odd humour), “Banished”, is currently FREE on Amazon. Which is nice, right?

It’s free until Sunday (I think), so go grab it now. If you enjoy it, the next book in the series, “Everfrost”, is 99p/99c until Sunday too! 

Stay delicious!

[goblinsstolemybrain]

… and following on from my last post… you can also get "Everfrost" for 99p/99c until the end of the weekend too!

Just search for "Lou Yardley Everfrost" on Amazon or go here: https://storyoriginapp.com/universalbooklinks/5c9580d8-3342-11ed-892a-b7734b2bef58

I'm done with the self-promo for now... mostly... I may share a freebie later.

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"The Misadventures of Morga Skullsplitter" - EPISODE 8

Hiya fiends!

Wow, it's been a while, but Morga is back, baby! 

Click on those tasty lil banners below to either read the brand new spankin' episode, or kick off Morga's misadventures from the beginning!

I'm really happy with how this episode turned out, and I'd love to know where you think the story is going. Feel free to let me know your theories in the comments. 

Until next time... a goblin's gotta goblin...

Cheers, Lou / goblinsstolemybrain

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Writing words and listening to the soothing sounds of Vader.

This is what Sundays are all about...