Sam ruins everything: ADC
[intro up to "don't know why"]
???:
"Wee! Hi everyone. I'm Sam and I'm new here."
"I wonder what kind of adventures I'll get up to
in this strange new world I've found myself in."
"Let's find out together, shall we. [winks to the camera]"
"First thing that's in order
I think my new worldmates better get to know me better."
"Hi everyone! I already memorised who you all are"
"I'm here to steal the show."
"Well, at least that's one way to put it [laughs at himself]."
"Seems I've taken the form of Jester,
a 'Joker',
a fooool, if you will."
"I wonder what that means."
"So, Caine, what's on the agenda for today."
"Today being my 'first day' in this quite fabulous existence."
Jax:
"Caine, is this one of your NPC's or is this a new sucker?"
"Wait."
"-'cause if it's a new character,
we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song."
"Wait, why am I asking-?"
Zooble:
"I'm not gonna be doing this for long."
"Wait, what did I say-?"
"-and why couldn't I talk when Sam was talking back there."
Caine:
"My my [error],
It appears a new has entered this!"
Sam:
"One of those things won't be here much longer."
Jax:
"Just keep grabbing at it,
that's not the way things are done here."
"Huh? That's not how I talk."
Sam:
"Go on, say the line. Chop chop."
Ragatha:
"Let's just try to calm down."
"Everything's gonna be okay, ancient one."
"Ancient one? What the heck?"
"We've all been through this."
"We used exclusively."
"Why would I need to-?"
"You just need to get your head to-"
Sam:
"'suup?"
Caine:
"No, no, no, Saamamaa..."
"We can't have any of that thaaat that-that thattat that."
"The Amazing Digital Circus is a to be."
"..."
"You, my, into an world of, where it can exist!"
"Accept curses."
Sam:
"[says nothing and looks around
with a cheeky little grin on their face]"
Caine:
"Uh."
Ragatha:
"W-well, don't freak out about it or anything."
"-but, uh, we exactly."
Jax:
"You ..."
Sam:
"Oh, I beg to differ."
Zooble:
"Shut up, Jax."
Jax:
"Okay, why is that the only thing we've said,
that actually plays out how we imagined it in our heads?"
Sam:
"Haha, I like you Jax. You're fun to play with."
Ragatha:
"Yeah it's weird isn't it?"
"Ever since Sam showed up things a little different."
"Wait, what am I saying?"
"Sam's only just got here."
"That makes no sense."
"Caine, is this one of you tricks?"
"... again?"
Jax:
"We've been stuck here for years."
"Old Kinger over there's supposedly been here the longest."
Kinger:
"Am I seeing double again?"
Caine:
"I'd like to give our brand new member
a tour of the circus grounds first."
Sam:
"Hey great idea."
"I can show you the parts you don't know about yet."
Caine:
"O-"
Sam:
"That's the tent. The main thing."
"The grounds. Oops lake and the zoom zoom place."
Caine:
"The choice is yours. A cosmic buffet."
Sam:
"Then there's the backdoor algorithm."
Caine:
"Wait, you mean-"
Moon:
"Hello Sam, I love you."
Caine:
"Oh c'mon. Now you're just trying to annoy me."
Sam:
"-and it's working."
Bubble:
"I'm on it, boss."
Sam:
"Bubble's my favorite one of you non-Caines."
"-eeeven if she is just an extension of the creator's whims."
"-a 'thought bubble', but uh not in the comic book sense."
Zooble:
"Yeah, what are you talking about?"
"Wait, where's Jax?"
Caine:
"i am speaking pointless exposition."
"Well, that's weird."
"And why did Sam explain the world back there
and not you know me?"
"-since Sam is the ringleader
and he's the one in charge here."
"Wait, that's backwards, that's not what i meant."
Sam:
"How about we talk about something else?"
Caine:
"Well newbie, let's pick you out a new name."
Tambura:
"Sam"
Caine:
"Well that's odd."
"Normally people who are new here don't have a name."
"This thing is supposed to."
Tambura:
"It's Sam and that's my final offer."
Caine:
"Weird, it grew considerably longer just to fit all that in."
Zooble:
"Speak for yourself."
Gangle:
"What about Zooble."
"Is this a new mask?"
Sam:
"Let's check out my room."
"Kaufmo's room."
"Ex-Kaufmo's-room."
"Don't worry, I stole the key from Caine's 'pocket'."
"Hey, I wonder if I can put a turtle tank in this place."
"Nice sky holes by the way, Caine."
"After that I can go get my friend from Raggy's room."
Kaufmo:
"I-"
Sam:
"Hi, can you tell me about the exit, newbie?"
Kaufmo:
"The exit? Well, why didn't you say so-?"
Sam:
"-aaaand now he's free as well."
"Hi, Gangle!"
Gangle:
"Wh-? How did I get here?"
Sam:
"Don't worry about Kaufmo."
"I'm looking after him now."
"I'm a doctor."
"I know what's best."
"He'll be how he should be soon enough."
"-but what about you, Gangle?"
"You feeling okay?"
Gangle:
"Y-yeah, somehow."
"I don't feel sorrowful or cheerful."
"I don't even feel nothing at all."
"I just feel uh-"
Sam:
"Calm, contented, stable, ready to take on the world."
Gangle:
"Yeah! Yeah! That's exactly how I feel!"
"-b-but why?"
"Nothing's happened to make me feel like that."
Sam:
"I'm making a few changes around here."
"You seem to be kind of in-tune with the world here."
"In other words, I'm having a positive impact."
"-oh and Gangle..?"
Gangle:
"Yeah? [smiles]"
Sam:
"Take that new face with you as you go."
"It's no cliche."
Gangle:
"Go w-"
Sam:
"To Caine!"
"(oh look that's my door)"
"three empty doors."
"skip that one too."
"Fish room, my favorite."
"Wait, I should stop talking."
"My audience is gone."
"Zoop!"
"I just like still saying that."
???:
"Wha-"
Sam:
"Hi, your majesty."
"Haha, you look like me."
"Bye, your majesty."
???:
"Wha-"
Sam:
"A mirror."
"I love mirrors."
"Dammit!"
"I hate the missions where I have to make people leave."
"There's no-one to talk to."
"No-one except my reflection that is."
"-but that's kinda lame."
"Oh me I'm actually doing it."
"-so this is what it's like to have no friends."
"I need to find Caine and get outta here."
"Nice meeting ya pal. [handshakes reflection]"
"Humans! Help me I'm lonely!"
"Oh no! They're non-verbal!"
"Enjoying the show audience?"
"You see, this is me trying to act like a character in a show."
Jon:
"I'm putting you in a silent movie next time."
Sam:
"[hand gestures running off a cliff and points at camera]"
"[runs like the hand gesture off camera]"
"[turns around in chair] Hey, Bubble and..."
Caine:
"It's Caine, try to remember it."
Sam:
"I won't."
"-so Bubble, I've got pizza at home."
"Wanna come with?"
Bubble:
"Why gee I-"
Sam:
"Bubble, you can answer honestly around me."
Caine:
"She-"
Sam:
"Was that thing annoying you?"
"Don't worry, they won't be a problem again."
"-not to anyone."
Bubble:
"Uh. Will they be-"
Sam:
"Bubble listen."
"You're the hardest one to fix here."
"I mean I've taken care of everyone already."
"I even dealt with the other restaurant attendants,
while you weren't looking."
"There's literally no-on else here."
"-not even the weird stiff non-verbal humans,
that were in a barrel for some reason."
Bubble:
"The monkeys?
[gasp] I spoke out of line!
[presses lips shut]."
Sam:
"That's it, games over, I'm bored now."
"You're coming with me Bubble."
Bubble:
"Don't pop me!"
Sam:
"I won't do that. Zoop!"
Sam:
"Well, I guess that's a job well-done."
Sam:
"Other me, couldn't you have just waited in the mirror?"
Sam:
"There was no-one to talk to."
Sam:
"Fair I guess,
but even though we're technically two different people,
like actually in real life and all,
don't you think it looks a bit lame
for us to be talking to ourselves,
at least as it would appear to our viewers."
Sam:
"We should get outta here."
Sam:
"Yeah we should."
Sam & Sam:
"Bye guys! [waves at camera and then disappears]"
Jon:
"Editor's note: this isn't meant to be good writing.
I just did this for fun."
Sam:
"-and I was also there."
Jon:
"Ah!"
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so,,, they use the same pronouns as I do and go by the same names. I'll use they/them and Vroop when talkin about them.
so, they normally wear hoodies and sweatpants, but will sometimes wear suits.
they have a worldmate! the wither!
their mob friends are, Jerry the Drowned, Ouroboros the Enderman, and Frank and Newcomer the zombiefied piglins
hhh,,,, enderman hybrid,,,,
mmm I'm not sure what their other part is!!
they use elytra a LOT
mmm rant about your sona :D
ur sona is so CUTE i love them!!!
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i don't have any (recent) drawings of my sona (for some reason,,, i need to draw them smh) but they also go by nixx and use they/them!!
they are basically just a self insert tbh,,, they also like wearing suits because,,,, hrng,,, fancy,,, im projecting,,,
they also wear this rabbit/fox mask!! they arent even a fox hybrid, they just like the mask :)
their backstory is fun,,, they’re basically a reverse ranboo, they remember too much, things they shouldn’t even know about, they hear in “echos of the past”,,, its fun, they have a voice in their head
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