#work is stupid

[mommygyno]

I've recovered enough that I think I can return to work now :(

[talesofthedice]

To whichever god is giving me all the inspiration lately, I greatly appreciate it but could you not download your files on days I have to go to work and can’t enjoy myself languishing in the splendor of creativity?

[springrls]

I miss my bf???? How dare he have a job ????

[t3andcrumpets]

Life has a way of humbling you and running you over with a truck at the same time.

Work is going through a remodel and losing people hand over fist, so my schedule keeps changing. No kind of consistency (not that I really did before), so I'm just kind of hanging in. We had a big corporate to-do day before yesterday that prompted me to ask "on a scale of 1-10, how fired am I?" (To which I was told that I am not and I'm excelling at my job. WTF.) I'm stressed and just trying to hang in till my vacation at the end of March, beginning of April, when I can escape and go do ALL THE THINGS.

[lasersheith]

My boss is being so fucking weird like girl just fire me it's ok

[majikuriboh]

He is so real for this

[jamierthanyou]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[valtsv]

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

[caninescreations]

FACT: 90% OF SUICIDAL PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES JUST BEFORE THEY HIT IT BIG

KEEP PLAYING

[doctorsiren]

this is so stupid i’m so sorry

[mommygyno]

Had to walk to work today, I must be really out of shape or something cuz it really wore me out 😭

[seenthisepisode]

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

[geek-22]

[t3andcrumpets]

One of the coaches at work looked at me yesterday and went, "it's you. You're the one that smells different and wonderful every day. How."

**laughs in Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab** I only have like 300-400 bottles of perfume I've collected over 20 years, man. I have no idea. No idea at all.

[blueskittlesart]

Dear Big Brother

kind of a sequel to this comic

[suntails]

growing up!