#work has been so ooooooo busy

[leenfiend]

just want to pause life as a whole and stop aging for like 4 days so I can wrap myself in a Klance blanket and stare at fics for a while without feeling like I’m wasting time <3

[judasofsuburbia]

i’m gonna say 🔀 for steddie and also perhaps steve/barb if that floats ur boat (it’s a rare pair kinda day)

OOOOOOO the steddie angst that comes to mind with this........

I got appointments, work I have to do Keeping me so busy all the day through They're the things that keep me from thinking of you

i'm thinking businessman steve who travels constantly for work and meets eddie at a bar some night while he's passing through. they hit it off immediately, they have great sex, but steve lets him know that he's not looking for anything serious. that work comes first.

eddie's so fine with this.

until steve keeps passing through hawkins. keeps seeing eddie. keeps calling eddie. keeps giving eddie glimpses of himself through their intimate nights and then disappearing before the sun is even up.

eddie used to just have one job, now he has three. teaching guitar lessons at the instrument store, gas station clerk, and a boring office job where he enters data all day. he had to get more jobs because he can't stand being home. he can't stand eating dinner by himself, crawling into an empty bed, all the silence, all the loneliness. he's like a lovesick puppy at home and it's not good for him.

so he keeps busy. only home to sleep before his alarm clock blares and he's out and about.

only tonight, there's a mice infestation at the gas station. place is closed down until it's solved. he has a night off and he's dreading every moment.

eddie slumps up to his front door and opens the door to steve.

with a bouquet of roses.

"honey, you're home," steve jokes. looking like a fucking dream in his work suit. eddie pinches the inside of his elbow. nope, not dreaming.

"what are you doing here?" eddie asks. "how did you get in?"

steve awkwardly lowers the bouquet and rubs a hand on the back of his neck sheepishly.

"uh, your neighbor let me in," steve explains.

eddie is gonna have a stern word with mrs. driscoll about letting strangers into his house. but he can't help but feel the automatic relief seeing the man who runs through his head 24/7 standing right in front of him.

eddie finally closes the door behind him and walks up to steve. he takes the roses, admiring them in his arms. steve kisses his forehead and it's so intimate that eddie wants to cry.

"how long are you here for?" eddie whispers.

"just for the night," steve whispers. he sounds almost sad. eddie chalks that up to his own utter exhaustion. a delusion. because work always comes first. eddie knows that.

eddie places the roses on his coffee table and runs his hands up steve's chest. he twirls his hand around his tie, bringing him in for a deep kiss. one that has steve groaning into his mouth.

"this is nice but--" steve says in between kisses.

"hmm?" eddie answers as he peppers kisses down steve's jaw.

"i thought we could get dinner or something," steve says. this gives eddie pause. he pulls away to look at steve with an eyebrow raised.

"like a date?" eddie questions.

"yeah," steve replies with that fucking charming smile.

"that's not what we do," eddie states, venom lacing his words. he doesn't mean it to come off that way but he can already picture steve leaving tomorrow morning and it's breaking his heart.

"i know but maybe it's something we can do," steve whispers, kissing eddie's cheek. his eyes are so hopeful, it melts eddie's brain.

"okay," eddie agrees though there is alarm bells going off in his head. every thought he has is "turn back, stop, don't do this." he doesn't listen to any of it.

they get dinner. at a place eddie could never afford, even with his steve distraction-guided income. steve is a perfect gentleman the entire meal. eddie feels drunk off of it or maybe that's the expensive ass wine he's been sipping.

when they get back to eddie's apartment, steve takes his time taking eddie apart. kissing every inch of skin. hands wandering, exploring, teasing. driving him absolutely insane. every time eddie tries to reciprocate, steve waves him off. says that tonight is about him.

after arguably the best sex they've ever had, the most intimate and personal sex they've ever had, eddie is laying his head on steve's chest. his throat feels tight as steve lightly scratches his back, humming along to the radio.

eddie's hands unconsciously clutch onto him tightly. that maybe if he held on tight enough that steve wouldn't have to go. steve could work here. be here. stay with eddie forever.

steve hisses, chuckles, and gently pries one hand away. "you okay?" steve asks.

"yeah, sorry," eddie grumbles. he tries to roll away but steve just pulls him back.

"wanna talk about it?" steve says into his hair.

"no."

"sounds like you do."

eddie huffs and sits up enough to rest his chin on steve's pec. steve is looking at him with the softest expression but it turns worried the longer eddie frowns at him.

"what?" steve asks. "did you not like what we did?"

"of course i liked it. i always like it."

"well, i'd hope so."

"i like it too much."

"i'm not following."

eddie huffs and hides his face in steve's chest. he can feel tears brewing in his eyes. he can't cry in front of the man who told him all those months ago that this is strictly casual.

"you should go, steve," eddie mumbles.

"what?"

"i can find you a hotel."

"eddie--"

eddie yanks himself out of steve's hold. can't look him in the eye. he gets out of bed, slips on his boxers, and runs a hand over his face.

"it's better if you just go now," eddie whispers, voice cracking.

steve sits up, slides out of the bed, and walks up to eddie slowly. he tilts his chin up and sees eddie's watering eyes. he caresses eddie's cheek even as eddie squeezes his eyes closed.

"i don't want to go," steve whispers.

"you're going to eventually anyway," eddie bites back.

"i never want to," steve confesses.

eddie blinks his eyes open, a few stray tears escaping down his cheeks. "what?"

steve exhales and presses his forehead against eddie's. "i never want to leave you, eddie. why do you think i keep coming back?"

"for your job--"

"no," steve interrupts with a small frustrated groan. "well, yes, but they get me a hotel every time, eddie. but i choose to come back to you. i choose to see you. every time."

"because we're sleeping together--"

"eddie, i'm gonna shake you," steve threatens with a huff of a laugh. he presses the gentlest kiss on eddie's lips and eddie can't help but succumb to the feeling. "i like you. that's why i keep coming back. i miss you every fucking minute on the road. i hate, hate leaving you. honestly, i was just waiting for you to tell me not to come back."

"i wouldn't. i want you here, steve. with me."

"then come back to bed."

send me a 🔀 and a pairing, and i’ll shuffle my playlist and make an au based on the first song that comes up

[fanfic-enthusiast]

Could I please request headcanons of one of the other bishops catching Leshy in an act of intimacy with a follower? I can imagine there might be a bit of internal conflict, depending on that bishop's values, between different things they may think are right. I.e. "They're a bishop and his follower, so do I stop this? They both clearly want to do this, so do I give them privacy and pretend I never walked in on them?"

OOOoooo juicy!! This probably happened before they all got injured.

Warning NSFW Themes

Heket

She made the unfortunate mistake of not sending a letter ahead of her before visiting her little brother. Traveling instantly through the lands has its pros and cons.

Appearing through the floor inside his temple, she didn’t see him in the main room and figured he was in his chambers. Thankfully she heard what was going on inside before she opened the door.

I think she left just as quickly as she came, not uttering so much as a word as she absconded back to Anura.

Needless to say she is working very hard to burn that memory out of her head with mushrooms. And for the most part is successful.

As for the fact that it was a follower he was with, her general philosophy is, "They're here to serve us." She will probably caution Leshy in privet to, "not let that follower think themselves superior to you."

Other then that she would prefer never to talk or think on that unfortunate incident ever again.

~

Kallamar

He came to Darkwood to ask Leshy if he had messed with his sword collection. Things had been moved from where they were supposed to be in his weapons room. 

Marching through the temple too caught up in his own thoughts to realize why exactly the temple was so empty and why the door to Leshy’s personal chambers were closed. 

“I thought I told you to stay away from my collections! They're valuable and fragile and I-” He cuts himself off after making eye contact with Leshy and his follower.  Quickly ducking out of the room and slamming the door behind him with a “OHMYGOODNESSGRACIOUS-” along with various retching sounds. Needless to say he will be knocking on Leshy’s door every time from now onwards. 

Leshy finds him in the main room of his temple looking a little green in the gills and makes his older brother promise not to tell Shamura. 

“Fine. Just stay away from my collections.” 

Kallamar’s opinion on Leshy’s relationship is pretty much the same as Heket’s so long as it doesn't effect their status as bishops he doesn’t care who Leshy sleeps with. 

~

Shamura

They needed Leshy’s insight on some odd animal behaviors in Silk Cradle, yes they could just consult the endless number of scrolls and tomes on their shelves but sometimes one on one talks were the easiest solution. Their little brother was always so in tune with the chaos of nature after all. 

They hummed as they appeared through the floor of the main temple room only to find it empty. Odd but not a problem. The spider made their way to Leshy’s personal chambers but stopped once they heard what was going on through the door. 

Once the momentary shock had passed they knocked on the door and the sound inside stopped. Moments later after some shuffling Leshy’s face poked out from around the opened door. 

“Hello brother, I require your insight on a matter in my domain when you get a moment. I know you're busy in there-”

“Shamura I-”  “I don’t need an explanation Leshy, but expect a review on safe sexual practices. And no you're not getting out of it.”

“Please no not again-”

“Oh and bring your partner you have in there as well. Only right for them to be fully educated on such matters as well.” 

Leshy and his partner for the evening are essentially forced to listen to and extensive birds and bees lecture. 

Doesn’t matter to Shamura if they're a follower or not, just that they take good care of Leshy and make him happy. Anything less and they don’t deem them fit to be in such a position. 

~

Narinder

Finally a chance to prank Leshy back for all the times the worm has messed with him!

Narinder slides through the doors of Leshy’s temple with supplies in hand. Mostly bowls of only the most rancid “food” Narinder could get his hands on. With the plan to throw this at the worm when his back was turned. 

Leshy was missing from the main room of the temple, which meant he was elsewhere inside. Perfect! 

He crept slowly up to the door of his brother’s personal quarters and just barely heard Leshy talking inside, low enough where he couldn’t make out what was being said. He muffled his giggles as best he could to avoid detection. 

Narinder threw open the door and quickly threw the overflowing bowl towards his brother before he could fully witness the scene in front of him. 

He realized exactly what Leshy had been doing when his brother quickly shoved him out of the room, nude and absolutely livid. 

Didn’t stop Narinder from cackling in the hallway for a solid half an hour as Leshy calmed down his startled follower partner. 

After Leshy cleaned himself and his partner up, he hunted Narinder down to scream at him. Which only made the cat laugh harder. 

“Can’t handle a little payback little brother?”

No remorse for his actions, especially for the follower. They're just tools for him and his siblings after all. 

He isn’t laughing like that when Leshy and his partner shave him in retaliation but that’s a story for another time. 

[sobeksewerrat]

Mastermind live watch thoughts part 1 (spoilers ahead)

Okay so they're really going all out on Andrealaphus's whole winter shtick. Wonder how it'll take for it to get old ngl

Oh so we're FINALLY figuring out the consequences of using the grimoire illegally? I feel like it's a little late and there was almost no set up at all this season?? At least we're learning more about Hell's laws and judicial system. I really wanted to know more about that, even if it feels out of nowhere. I am a little concerned considering the run time is only 22 minutes, and as an ace attorney fan I do not think that is enough for a compelling legal procedure, there's a reason the courtroom scenes were the least compelling part of the Ace Attorney anime (despite my love for it, and to be fair they were still great they just lacked a lot of the details and mystery)

Andy (yes I'm calling him andy) and Stella have such chaotic sibling energy I love it (I am so gonna regret this later, aren't I?)

Andy is so elsa coded/j

.….did he just…call her hot??? Huh??? Viv what the fuck is your obsession with incest I need to know

MORE POTENTIAL I.M.P EMPLOYEES?? OOOOOOO

…okay if Hell's got law enforcement like THAT how the FUCK were I.M.P not arrested a long time ago?? Also…grim reaper demons?? Huh???

Gee viv way to undercut the conflict with humourIs that…a police brutality joke?? Why do they keep babying Moxxie and treating him like a joke??

The tension is literally nonexistent there is no threat what the fuck way to kill the mood dude and I was so fucking hyped too

OH NO THE INTERNS NO I LIKED THEM

Oh the muzzle on Loona is so cruel I wish the show explored the cruelty against Hellhounds more like wow they are genuinely treated like rabid animals instead of people and that could've been such a cool way to explore Hell's classism and racism amongst hellborn

OMG SATAN BBG YOUR VOICE IS SO HOT I CAN TELL HELL BE MY NEWEST BLORBO BY THE END OF THE EPISODE

Back to the ranting! Ohhhhh boy, okay why are the Sins here again? I can understand Satan, since imps are his rings’ native citizens, but the others? I can understand them being here if this was some major crime in Hell, but I.M.P has been running for A WHILE, and Asmodeus is aware of it and they're literally under his jurisdiction ACCORDING TO STOLAS! So, by all accounts, he might be the only other Sin relevant to this case. Moreover, we know the Sins hold somewhat equal power (save for Lucifer, maybe), and we know Succubi and Incubi work under Asmodeus and are legally allowed to traverse the human realm, correct? Therefore the I.M.P crew technically count as Ozz's employees, no? And due to his influence and the fact that his rings’ natives are allowed to travel wherever, this case should've been thrown out as Blitzø technically isn't breaking demon law, from my understanding. You could argue that this for when he was using the Grimoire, which is fair, however calling I.M.P an illegal business is a stretch. Besides, Asmodeus was aware of the Grimoire thing  and didn't do JACKSHIT! He didn't even have a reaction! That immediately undercuts any conflict regarding it as it implies that this is not that big of a deal, so the Sins being here genuinely just feels like conflict for the sake of conflict and to hype the episode as being the first appearance of all of them (minus Lucifer) together and showing off Leviathan and Belphegor.

Speaking of Levi and Belphie (look I used ro be an obey me fan alright? Lemme call them Belphie), I have…issues with their designs. I admit, they are a bit better than I initially judge them as but GOD what the fuck

Stealing??? STOLA GAVE IT TO HIM

Oh my god STOP WITH THE COMEDY AND THE INCEST FOR FUCKS SAKE WASNT ANDY A FUCKING GAY MAN ANYWAY??

No wait because the “forcing himself” allegation could hold some water (IN A COURTROOM I MEAN). Stolas is of much higher power, and in the eyes of a classist society like Hell's it wouldn't make sense for a Goetia to stoop down to such a level unless they were forced to or coerced in any way (this is using the logic the series presents us with! Remember that newspaper from Oops?). This could've been such a cool way to explore false allegations such as these and delve into the topic of Hell's classism and racism once more. Moreover, Blitzø is a somewhat typically masculine man, and he's known to be hypersexual, so it could highlight the bias when accusing him of such a thing. But, alas, this is Helluva Boss we're talking about here. 

EXACTLY. WHERE THE FUCK IS STALE ASS. THANK YOU VASAGO

Also, not to bring up Ace Attorney again, but this is the shittiest fictional court proceeding ever, and I played Turnabout Big Top. 

VASAGO BBG ILY

Also. Andy's point of not facing his aggressor could hold some water…IF HE WAS FILING THE CASE PRIVATELY. THIS IS A HIGHLY IMPORTANT AND PUBLIC COURT PROCEEDING. Even if you didn't want to traumatise poor baby Stalebitch by letting him face Blitzø, disclosing details of his assault, if it was real that is, without his consent is such a vile thing to do and would tank Andy's credibility within seconds. 

Why are they not allowing Blitzø to testify in a fucking court case. Like. Bro. I get imps are oppressed but this is a bit much don't you think.

STRIKER!!! Wait why isn't Striker arrested he tried to kill a royal, no? Why is he conspiring with blue bloods?? Didn't he hate the upper class??? Huh???? Oh wait immunity that answers the first question BUT STILL 

Wait aren't Bee and Ozz biased in this situation?? Shouldn't the jury or whatever be impartial?? WHY IS MAMMON HERE AS WELL HE SHOULD BE BIASED AGAINST BLITZØ TOO! I get that they're Sins, the highest authority in Hell, but WHAT THE FUCK.

Okay but saying an ace character is jealous no one is fucking them is weird, right?

…look Satan bestie I love you but FUCKKKKK WHYYYY. Why is viv so insistent on undercutting the most interesting plot line so far?? If ya hated court proceedings this much viv maybe you shouldn't have written this plot!

Don't get me wrong I love how stupid the Sins are and how they're just people, but I think the show forgets that they're thousands of years old and extremely fucking powerful sometimes.

Also I get that Lucifer isn't here for legal reasons, but couldn't ya have thrown in a line about his absence? Like I think if this was such an important case, and all of Hell's monarchs were involved, the King of Hell should AT LEAST have a reason for not being there (maybe I'm biased cos i hate Lucifer but still)

God I love Levi and Mammon's interaction. Ik it's prolly meant to be flirting, but my Greedyguitar and whatever Adam/Mammon/Eve is called loving ass cannot take it as anything but platonic. Wish Levi spoke tho

“Our power”?? But…you're a Sin? Not a Goetia? Maybe he means royalty in general but tbh this just feels like Viv trying and failing to tie in Hell politics 

No seriously why don't the Sins get a say in this?? Why is it only Satan? ASMODEUS HES UNDER YOUR JURISDICTION DO SOMETHING 

I am so confused about the world building in this show. The Sins have the ability to create life??

“Oh my Lucifer! What are they doing?” SO NOW TOU WANNA SHOW YOU YOU STINGY OWL BITCH?!?

Oh Vivziepop…how I hate your handling of oppression of the lower class and racism please learn a thing or two next time.

NO I GOT EXCITED WHY ISNT STOLAS DEAD

…okay fuck I'm not continuing this I'm finishing it later fuck you Stolas love ya Vasago 

Imma try to put my thoughts into words more coherently later 

[aaaaaaaaaaaa-hey-its-jude-or-bee]

EYYYYY what's up I'm back with some ideaszzswkrnfkehfn classes are OVER!!!

again not a request :-)

okok but harvey picnic date

HARVEY PICNIC DATE!!!!!2!_+#?_!!!

raging rn because hARVEY MAKING SOME CUTE LITTLE OCTO SHAPED SAUSAGES yk the ones right????, LWIKEHTKEEUEUUERRTHH *explodes*

mmmmmmm magic,,,, what if magical!farmer x rasmodius mmmmmm? Them trading recipes for potions like invisibility or trading magic spectres/staffs? Totally can see magical!farmer choosing hilltop side farm/wilderness farm for the loot ngl

djtkrhenr I'm on the angelic dragon hybrid again-

ok but farmer hiding his hybrid traits until a (dilf) bachelor and/or elliot accidentally walks in on him masking his horns and farmer's just like : 😦

AND THEN FARMER KICKS THEM OUT

broski has no idea what to do and just shoos them away like

“uhh, can you leave?” AKSNBFDBFNS

ooOOOOO ok I've said this before but farmer who crochets stuffed animals x morris

Can definitely see farmer teaching morris how to and being extra nice when his bee (hah) doesn't turn out quite right LMAO

farmer then tells him that crochet can't be machine done, explains why, and then morris suddenly falling in love with the hobby (and the verY attractive farmer too)

omg siren!farmer (who's rich) x pierre.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- 🫚anon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

All of them are SO GOOD OMH!!!

Harvey making cute lil foods omg wjsjsjsjs he will never make cute pancakes ☹️ he hates pancakes .... I'm still super upset about it when I bring it up m... Grrrr.mmgng

What the fuck Morris and his bee... BEE... Morris and crochet bees and stuff.. omgg,,, I have like the entire rainbow colors for each bee that's been crocheted, each color is a bee. He would love it.

I imagine them to the angelic dragon just

*waiting for them to shut the door, staring at each other. Intensely. And they're not leaving or shutting the door out of shock*

"...GET THE FUCK OUT—"

"*SCREAMS AND SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT*"

I imagine the siren male!farmer and Pierre just yayayaya!! but the siren m!farmer is like possessive about Pierre because he's a siren!! Of course he would be!! He treasures the things he loves dearly!! Meaning he treasures Pierre because he's his of course!! I think siren male!farmer would just be all over Pierre when they're at home and then stands close and by Pierre whenever he would get the chance when he's not busy, even biting him to put marks on what's his and just keeping his hands all over Pierre while he works when it's the siren male!farmers day off,,,,,

But the Magic trading is just sonaiahwisj

but like imagine fallen angel male!farmer... Hiding his background and lying, he never has any hints of lies within his words or tone, even if someone uses magic to see if he's lying it never shows, him saying he used to work at Joja but he really didn't work there and never has, he sees people working there and uses what he knows to make it fully believable that he worked there, he was working for the heavens above and then something happened to make him lose his own job from the gates of the heaven above, and he becomes a fallen angel, he is just purely angelic even if he is a fallen angel as he knows more than he seems because he's been here for over who knows how long, how many years, we will never know but he's been working up there for so long, so he's a handsome lad, never seems to be getting older as he seems more younger, rasmodius senses like there is something about you but he can never really tell even if he uses everything he knows to try and figure out what's up with you and he never gets a single thing or information about you at all but you know who he is, you know him and all of the other magical people he has came in contact with and knows, you know a lot of people, the information dug deep into your mind as sandy and lance show up once in a while to pelican town, Krobus acts much differently from Gil and Marlon to you, he senses you're more powerful and magical than you seem, you aren't just some wee lad Marlon and the wizard say you are, he knows you're older than people think you are, unlike the wizard, Sandy and Lance and even emily, who try to use their magic to see who you are or try and get information about you, he knows what you are, he feels it, he senses it, he knows you. And you know him. Yet, you two seem to have an unspoken agreement that none of you will ever say a word about who you are, even when you trade magic and knowledge to the wizard he knows there's something about you the more you give him information about some magic he wants to learn, you're young aren't you?? Like one of those young adults in pelican town, but. It's clear you aren't just a young adult, you can't be. You can act like one sometimes but he watches from afar and sees how you act, no young new wizard ever does or knows what you do, when you first visit Mr.Qi, he knew who you were, of course, he's been watching you, and you know what kind of magic and powers he possesses, you two talk often and you visit him from time to time, talking about what it was like, and what's been going on, still the others, cannot seem to figure you out. You remain a mystery to everyone, except from Mr.Qi and Krobus.

[aballadforbarbatos]

scawy monster D: (SOLOMON)

lucifer encounters a (tokyo) ghoul. the ghoul is YOU! the post is in the form of bullet points below the cut :) more details in the main post. [posting this from my phone, i’ll do all the hyperlinks when i get back from work]

warning: briefly mentions eating a demon

main post

masterlist

“could you please be a little more helpful”

“all my “being-helpful” is spent not doing what i want to solomon sorry”

oh yes it is

solomon smells so nice… mmm… yummy…

he cuts his finger and you pretend that you can’t stand the sight of blood

unfortunately this just makes him want to shove his bleeding finger in your face

watch out solomon, one day he’ll do it at a bad time and then he’ll have something to cry about

one time he really annoys you so you hunt down one of the demons he has a pact mark with and eat them

he notices the mark disappear from his body and goes ???

you say “fascinating. interesting, even.”

he figures the demon just took it a step too far with you and mammon got the bastard

when more demons disappear from his body he asks mammon to stop killing his demons directly

“just let me know if they cause problems okay???”

“wdym killing demons”

“uh. wdym you haven’t been killing them”

serial killer?? demon serial killer?

the way he finds out is you trying to sate yourself via his human flesh smell. it is not working

solomon is wholly distracted though

i mean why would he not be. you have your body entangled in his and keep murmuring things like “mmm” in a half-dazed state

doesn’t notice the demon sneaking up to kill you. or him.

you do though

the demon comes up to you with a knife, he goes to stab your neck

and he would’ve done it too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids! your kagune

you’ve been hunted down so much that it’s literally just a reflex at this point

you raise your arm and a rock hard kagune forms a shield

the blade flies out of the demon’s hand and solomon looks up because, sudden shadow, and they all just kinda stare at you

your kagune disappears and you untangle yourself from solomon

time to eat, you think

solomon misses you :(

you’re too busy filling your stomach to notice

you finish your meal and then start walking away

“uh, don’t you want to cuddle me some more mc?”

“no it’s okay. i’m full now”

give him a couple of seconds to figure it out

WAIT DID YOU EAT THAT DEMON

WAIT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING MY DEMONS

HAVE YOU JUST BEEN USING ME SO YOU DIDN’T EAT LOTS OF THEM

MC DID YOU WANT TO EAT ME

that’s the most important one. you don’t answer any of his questions

FASCINATED by your kagune though

it’s really heavy (as all kokaku kagunes are) so you only bring it out in the most dire of situations

because of how much you’ve Eaten though it’s typically a one hit kill whenever you strike, so you don’t notice it too much

“ooOooOO don’t make mc mad or else they’ll eat you!”

“eat me out???”

“outSIDE, yeah. don’t want to get your blood everywhere!”

solomon is just taunting the brothers. and freaking out luke

“am i yummy, mc?”

whatever those brothers are thinking, it can’t be good

judging from the expressions on their faces you can figure out what they’re thinking though. get your minds out of the gutters. damn.

“sometimes just the thought of you make me drool”

they want you six feet apart at all times now. lucifer even separates you in classes now

solomon finds you anyway

now that he knows you can just form a spear with no warning out of your shoulder blades you’ve just become so much hotter

saying “i need you” and “i need you too” and you both mean completely different things, but also the same thing at the same time

solomon barely escaped death when satan found him cuddling you in bed. barbatos was disappointed

seriously though, stop killing his demons. he’ll get you the meat you need just leave them alone :(

[of-teeth-and-tenderness]

Hey! Popping in! I hope you are doing well! I've been following you for a bit and you mentioned that you weren't doing so well for the last bit of time, I can't really say anything new aside from, I'm glad you pulled through! It's rough being around when times get hard. But you did it! YAY! I hope the hard times have passed!

I had a question about callum, he's my favorite wolf OC on this site. (^o^)

I saw someone sent in an ask about him with a vampire s/o. What would happen if his s/o was turned into a vampire when he wasn't around, or of he hadn't found them in time to stop it. Vampires are well, dead. So would he sense when his mate dies? And would he assume they are, just dead?

Imagine him being "haunted" by them after the that! He tries to find their body but can't. They don't really have a smell, at least not like before, so he can't pin point where exactly they are, but he gets a sense they are around based on weird happenings and encounters with them. ESPECIALLY at night! Ooooooo! Drama!!

Also, consider when they reunite ( 〃▽〃) it's sweet, but vampire kind of need blood to survive, would he let them feed off him? Would the biting action bring back bad memories from when he changed himself? How would wolf callum feel about that? ALSO CONSIDER! they revenge aspect you could take this from, His mate was changed, probably against their will. And now they are a monster!! Killed and given new life but at the cost of their past life! Would he take revenge on the person/people behind it?!

Many shenanigans! Imagine the trouble him and his mate would get into, though. Vampires usually terrorize villages. Wolves do the same. I don't think they'd happen together, more one after the other. But man, those poor villagers. Can't catch a break. One night, there's a rabbid monster killing all the live stock and destroying things. The next night, the town baker got drained of blood

Hello, beautiful angel, thank you for sticking around this long and coming back to check on me 😭

Thank you for your kind words! I am doing a lot better, mentally. I promise I’m still (very, very slowly) working on Chapter Two. The words just don’t want to come! There’s a lot of angst and exposition which, admittedly, is not my favorite thing to write, but it’s necessary for this story! So I’m powering through. Spring is also a very busy time in my personal life so I haven’t had much time to write even if I wanted to!

Your question is intriguing! I would assume Callum would feel the change, in some way. It would be odd, I think, not quite like the feeling would be if they died for real, but close. They would indeed smell different. He would have trouble finding them, as you said!

I love the scenario you’ve created. And now I’m imagining vampire reader feeding off Callum 🔥 He would absolutely let them. He would still do anything for them, even if they’ve changed. Deep down, they are still his mate. The connection has not been severed completely.

Revenge, tasty revenge. I love that idea. He’s gonna track down the vampire that turned his mate even if it kills him.

And that poor town 😂😭 What a nightmare for them! I imagine all that activity would attract the attention of some werewolf and vampire hunters….

[seelestia]

YEEE NPNP!! college was nervewracking ngl (still is), at least when i started last year august iirc? but yeah! do you know what major you want? alas i cannot chill as much as i used to smh

heheh fr tho >:3 i think the fontaine arc was really well written and went into more depth (get it? depth? waters? ok i'll stop now) and because of how much lore we were given since it seems to be more complex ngl. as for myself, i'm sticking albedo and lyney under the microscope so i can understand them both better

especially albedo. i'd very much like to pick his brain the same way i wanna pick my boyfriend's- coughs

HEJSJD THE WAY I STARTED SMILING AFTER READING THE HCS,,needed that ngl cuz i've been stressed a lot. but i think bedo would be the kind of person who'd do that and create an artificial flower and then name it after me hehehe

but hey, who's to say wanderer wouldn't leave you a flower someplace where you can find it? just a small and sweet gesture and will very most likely deny it (and fails) when you tease him for it mwehehhe i can be devious too ya know or maybe even ayato leaves you a little present like a bracelet or hair accessory after a long day of work

AND NOO ITS OK I LOVE LISTENING TO UR RAMBLES TOO /gen /pos

actually yea i do have some new vibedo trivia! we've officially become engaged and he was the one who proposed first <3 that and he has a tendency to call me "sweet violet" since its an actual flower as well hehe. and tysm!! i'm honestly just doing my best to stay happy since my irl bedo is like very complementary to my personality if that makes sense? like he tends to wear darker clothing, i tend to wear a lot of pastels kinda thing. and so far, we're doing rlly good! sure there are some challenges we're dealing with now but im doing my best to stay positive ^^

also me being 20 ew. somehow i'm still being referred as old sheesh

ok im done rambling now im passing the mic to u hehe /lh

ah, truly. the price of education = freedom to chill !!! 😔 but alas, life is a ongoing journey with hurdles (and i happen to not be an athlete /j). currently, i have my eyes on a social science major atm! so i can hopefully pursue psychology :3 but my second choice is english bcs i cannot stray from the path of linguistics and literature no matter how much i tried /pos. ALSOSOSO if you don't mind, can you tell me more abt what you do in your course? i did my research on google but i think it cannot compare to someone with the actual experience™ ++ i'm just a curious cat and want to enable your rambles hehe <3 /lh

THE PUN, HELP. i agree, the fontaine quest deffo made some waves when it ended. OH I SEE!!! at first glance, i thought i could find a similarity between albedo and lyney (finding vi's type: a reality show jkjk we all already know it's albedo /hj) but the longer i looked, the more i questioned myself 😭 i do think that both of them are deeper than what people credit them for tho! albedo with his knowledge of khemia.... and lyney with his burdens as the next 'father'..... ooOOooO. some emphasis for now on lyney bcs of the 4.6 trailer that just dropped! DID YOU SEE IT YET VI 👁️ (but dw, i understand if you had no time / busy with college!) { the comment abt picking your bf's brain LMAO would he let you?? oh, truly, love is blind 🤭 /lh }

always happy to provide you with hcs!!! my brain buzzes with possibilities all the time && one of the things i love most abt selfships is analyzing how different personalities come together to form habits / idiosyncrasies / love languages of their own. like how albedo conjures up an artificial flower bcs he is simply reminded of his sweet violet — that is special and unique to you in a way. it's vv beautiful, i think!!

AND HSHDHWHSH. THE HCS??? vi, i cannot convey how much i appreciate you. i haven't indulged in my selfships for some time since i didn't have time to be active - so this made me SOSOSO happy aaaaaa!!! but wanderer definitely has left some flowers for me before bcs who else? i suggested the possibility of another suitor and he knocked me on the head (softly) YOWCHHH but hey, at least he admitted it was him! :3c and 'yato.... aghhhhh this man. he leaves a hairpin out in the open but tells me “not to touch it until he gets home” just so he can put it on me himself. he derives joy from seeing me hold back from snatching that thing up myself. meanie /j

AWWW THAT'S SO CUTE!! you two are the apt presentation of “opposites attract”. and i'm glad! i only have average experience with relationships but i think everyone agrees that a relationship isn't sunshine and rainbows all the time. that's as natural as our having good days and bad days in a week. i think what matters is how you both deal with them - and i believe in you & your bf! you're a good egg and ik your bf is too, so do what you both know is best <3 (forgive me if i sound like a grandma here /j BUT hooray to vi and irl albedo! my new fav couple yesyesyes)

[pokegalla]

Ooooooo it’s been awhile since I did my ocs!!! Here’s two bonus sans ocs. Because why not?✨ bonus art at the end of course to show you what they look like- (in order of the headcanons)

Requested/traded by @veiled-rebel

My OCs’ Desired forms of receiving affection/confessions!

Hero:

* Hero is always busy with his work as a detective. So he usually is pretty busy….but oh nothing makes his heart flutter more than you making sure he’s ok during work. I think that alone is enough to make him respect you a lot!

* Nothing fills his heart more than quality time as well. He gets to learn more about you, enjoy his favorite things like anime and his cooking with you, and just enjoy your company to its fullest! Can you really ask for more?

* Receiving a confession is not what he was anticipating. If anything he was getting ready to do it- he just needed time Y’know! (And the fucking balls to actually do it but that seems to disappear everytime he’s with you-) but a confession via heartfelt letter and homemade chocolate anime style? That would make him absolutely melt. Kinda hard to say no when you worked so hard and stars above that was so cute-

* And no worries. As a lover he’ll make sure to make more time just for you!

Rubin:

* Ah the flirty little thief. You’d think nothing can faze him other than his fear of bunnies (long story) and the police after his ass. Think again. Because the moment you show genuine concern for his wellbeing, he’ll play it off for you being a worrywart….but on the inside he can’t help but be flustered.

* And the bigger reactions you can get from him is actually physical touch. Hes so used to….well inappropriate touching from his late night escapades. But if you rub his ears, his head, tend to his tail, just spoil him in affection? He’ll be making adorable fox noises and cling onto you. It just felt so nice, please don’t let him go…..

* Confession time you REALLY have to convince him. Yeah not even joking when I say, you might have to really grill this into him. He’s gonna be in denial and not believe it. So grab his shoulders and look him in the eyes and say you love him dammit!!! Once it goes through, he’ll finally hug you and accept it.

* Him being a lover is actually quite nice. He spoils you and makes sure you feel wanted. And so many gifts! (Stolen or actually bought who knows-) but the goofball is definitely not going anywhere✨

Lisa (My sona):

* Girlie may be a little gremlin of chaos but deep down she is an anxious gal who’s got a low self esteem and has no fucking clue what’s she doing half the time. So to get her attention? Please be direct- flirt a few times, spend time with her and she’ll get flustered. Dense at times but just be patient she’s just a lil dumb sometimes-

* But nothing grabs her attention more than physical touch. She’s a daydreamer and overthinker. So cupping her face would instantly bring her back into reality. And oh the head pats- the hand holding- the cuddles- she’ll be even bolder over time and initiate it!

* And imma be real. She’s never expecting a confession. She’s had front to front confessions or indirect ones. But none too special yknow? Just a simple “I like you”. She doesn’t mind….but if you deadass go just a tiny bit further? Say flowers and her favorite cosmic brownies or hell even a homemade sweet? She’ll accept them while trying not to cry. She a little emotional plus she’s a sucker for cheesy romance-

* As a lover she’ll try harder more then ever to make you feel happy and loved with what little she has. Just give an occasional reassurance and she’ll be over the moon happy.

Arcane:

* She’s all about business and getting cash anyway she can. Sometimes life is tough and you just need the cash Y’know? She’s pretty chill but she’s pretty, knows it, and utilizes it for business! …..but it hits different when you genuinely say how gorgeous she is. Not for business or you being a creep. Just….a genuine compliment.

* She’s a little more complicated than you’d think. Quality time is alright but she thinks nothing of it. Physical touch is only ok with permission (aka $5-) and yet…..Gift giving gets her attention. Specific gifts like homemade stuff….or stuff she actually needed. It makes her feel….Conflicted but happy.

* Confession really depends on how close you’ve gotten with her. But she honestly would melt either way if you take her out on a date, take her to see a dandelion field and have a picnic. And take her hand to tell her how you really feel. Stars the romance and realization hits her hard….oh dammit she has to accept this. You were too sweet to let go….for $50✨ kidding!✨

* She’s even sweeter and shyer as a lover. It’s a nice contrast from her usual self….and only you get to experience it.

Sugar:

* He’s actually a mixed fandom boy! He stays in the Hazbin hotel as a helper! He’s an ex exorcist and left heaven because he believed in Charlie’s ideal! First step into getting his attention? Easy. Agree with Charlie’s ideal. At least a little bit. He’ll be ready to talk about it with you!

* Now he’s a sweet lil angel Skellie. He finds anything sweet as a fresh breath of air. But acts of service….? To him and the others? Stars he’d go from proud to slowly falling for you. Seriously he’ll start protecting you from any demons- he’s scary when he needs to be-

* Heh ok I’m gonna be for real- he probably confessed the same day you were gonna do it. So now you both are standing there with your gifts like ah- 😀 before bursting into laughter. Safe to say you won him over instantly.

* He will always be by your side to protect you from harm….while sneaking in a few hugs and smooches of course!

Brutus:

* Oh don’t let his size intimidate you. He’s literally just a big ol sweetheart. Just a little rough around the edges but hey he’s a fell variant he can’t help it- he comes from a literal wasteland of an AU and has to raise his bro up like his own kid….if you don’t mind sticking around, he might just warm up to you. Maybe.

* He’s kind of a mixed bag. You see his bro is really important to him. So if you do acts of service and help him out with the kid? He’ll be surprised but in a good way. Even if you force his ass to rest at times- but he also enjoys quality time with you. Whether you two are joking around or you scolding him. He can’t get enough of it.

* A confession he didn’t really expect from you. Especially not a bold one in a public restaurant- why is this important? Because he fears of you being seen with him. Like cmon look at him! Do you REALLY wanna be seen with him? Confessing in public would finally convince him that you genuinely love his company no matter what. So he accepts with a bit ol cheeky grin. He’s such a dork at times-

* And as much as he takes care of that kid, he’ll be sure to take good care of you too❤️

[onlyjaeyun]

greetings my dear zadie 😁 i missed u sm (sorry for the disappearance- i really missed filling ur inbox like this pls don’t mind me💔) & i genuinely have no idea where to begin from because i just got caught up with like 30 chapters of strictly business and i haVENT BEEN SLEEPING SINCE YESTERDAY BECAUSE I CANT CLOSE MY PHONE 🧍‍♀️ first of all what the FUCKKKKK IS GOING AWNNNNN😨 like what the hell what the fuck the whole family situation is so heartbreaking then we have the fucking mind blowing jaw dropping earth shattering identity crisis inducing universe colliding inducing smut to have ever grazed tumblr idk if it’s the severe daddy issues but my GOD thewayjongseongisaservicedommakesmegentearup also can i just say as someone who’s been reading your masterpieces since hype boy i absolutely adore. like ADORE 🧎‍♀️ the way you write your smuts they always like ooze out love and i adore it sm like it’s like that one meme where u know it’s not a quick nut but smth made with love & care and that’s exactly how you be writing your shit dawg like you’re so talented?? out here making me close my phone every 5 mins just to giggle and calm myself down. now when i tell you my legs r aching bcs of the amount of hours i just spent swinging them while giggling because of the shit i was reading for HOURS BRO. 😀 like i’m so obsessed with how you write i want to kiss & appreciate each every single one of your neuron cells and axons for connecting to eachother to form such beautiful ideas mamas. anywho back to the story FUCK YOU SHIAH UGLY ASS PREHISTORIC ASS BITCH THE FUCK IS YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM DAMN. like you’re genuinely a miserable grandma if you’re out here in your 30s or smth pushing 89 and you’re bullying & talking shit about a girl who’s 21 💀 like girl go teach at unis what u learned about dinosaurs since you’ll be talking straight up from experience. i bet yo ass she was there at the last supper arriving with her horse and all that like GIR- sorry excuse me for the disrespect fr 🙏🏼GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMA. GET YOUR GODDAMN SHIT TOGETHER AND BACK THE FUCK AWF 🤺 anywho now that we talked about the literal cause of the big bang theory let’s go talk about jongseong 🤭 no because i love this man with my whole entire heart i just- i <3 mature men <333 he’s so cool & mature & understanding & it’s making him so much more sexier than he already is it’s actually driving me crazy because wHERE do i find a replica of the man i just read about. like sir. SIR im losing my mINDDDD 🤸‍♀️🕳️ and then going to yn i love her sm :( she’s so smart & kind and she did not deserve anything that happened to her she’s such a sweet girl i can’t do this i can’t stand kind hearted people getting their souls hurt like this like pls she deserves sm better (i’m literally coming for you shiah. sleep with one eye fucking OPEN.) i’m so glad she has jimin & aeri w her i love them all so much and nayeon (btw making nayeon jongseong’s older sister single-handedly saved approximately 26392 lives and prevented 6 million deaths im telling u, ur mind? legendary.) and then we have seoul’s fav four oh mY GOD i love jaeyun sm. he’s so hilarious like bros always speaking & asking the ACTUAL questions he’s so funny i love him sm & hoon is just hooning he’s a bad bitch & a serious mf i love him sm for that fr always serving shit and all that a fucking icon he’s so real 💯 and oh lord 30 year old hee? is going down in the history books i fear 🚨 u making hee this attractive right after poison is just so ooooooo i wanna fight you so bad (w kisses & hugs duh!) but like gen. easily one of the best stories i’ve ever came across, easily one of the best authors/writers i’ve had the chance to read the works of and witness with my own eyes 🙏🏼 like thank u so much for your service fr i love u sm pls take care of urself & don’t tire yourself out (i’m ignoring all events that took place in the most recent chapter because no.) sending u sm love & kisses zadie ! <33

actually no fuck that what the fuck do you mean the engagement is ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN. didn’t jongseong already put that bitch in her place like GRANDMA???? R U NOT EMBARRASSED THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. chasing after a dude when he literally told u all ur shitty fantasies AINT GONNA HAPPEN and someone who put u in ur goddamn place and SO OBVIOUSLY HAS SOMEONE ELSE HES INTERESTED IN (WHICH TALK YOUR FUCKING SHIT JONGSEONG 🗣️💯 SPEAK UR TRUTH DONT LET THEM SILENCE YOU!!) IS SO LIKE ??? girl stand up fr you’re famous ig & hella rich u can find someone else leave my babies alone i beg. and oooo girl jongseong’s dad fr about to make me become a lawyer to jail his stupid ahh alongside yn’s father (and her brothers) 👩‍⚖️ now one thing shitty men will always excel at is being a fucking asshole to everyone including your family yet excluding your side chicks! like at your prehistoric grown goddamn age you’re gonna force your son to marry someone he doesn’t even like 😧? shit’s wild fr. anyways fuck you shiah fuck every single dad in the story and fuck you shiah (pt2) cuz u ain’t SHIT. you will never be SHIT with your horrendous pick me attitude and with your personality that’s literally revolved around being a trophy wife (and being in a marriage with a man who doesn’t even want you??? like do u have no shame. no self respect. like idgaf if this is about business and allat the man DOESNT WANT YOU 🫤 get that shit in your thick ass head grandma) like that shit’s crazy and fuck that account that posted that shit i hope yn’s okay and jay makes shit up for her cuz come on now 😐

-⁉️ <3

MY BABY IS BACKKKKKK HI BABY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 you have no idea how much i giggled and smiled seeing you in my inbox imagain i MISSED YOUUUUU and hope life has been treating you well baby 🥺💞 pls tell me you havent been overworking yourself or i will have to fight you 💔

and please the way i couldn't even hold back my ugly laughs while reading bc you expressed my thoughts and feelings about yoo shiah in strictly business too spot on 😭😭😭😭

when i tell you the part where you started complimenting me, the smau and my writing made me tear up like i dont think you guys know how much your words mean to me and i will forever keep them super close to my heart so thank you so, so much baby. sending you the fattest kiss right now pls accept 🥺💞🩷💞🩷💞🩷

[dourpeep]

OOOOOOO ngl i havent thought of jobs yet so i wouldnt know TT what field are ya aiming for though? AND AAA DONT FORGET TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OKAY

Ah! I'm studying to become a teacher :DD it's been a weird kinda work around since I realized I wanted to teach like...three years after starting college (luckily I already was doing the right classes since I was working on my Associates of Science at the time so it all works out ehe

actually, my luck with college has been not that great BUT that wont stop me!! it might make it take longer but it won't stop me haha!

And you as well!! I can't remember what your at school-wise, but regardless I hope that your studies are going well nodnod

How have you been apart from busy??

[minato-division03]

Round 1 — Reiaki: “Waaaaa I’m usually a staff member behind the chair for these kinda things so I’m so frickin’ excited to be in the judges’ seat for once! Huh… I wonder why I was picked for this role this time around… ah who cares! I’m pumped! Leeeeet’s get it!”

“Ren-kun and Kureha-chan, you both have this gothic rocker vibe happening, so maybe you’re just playing to my personal preferences~ smart, you two! Or maybe that’s just how you two are anyway. Yeah yeah, I’ll shut up now. Aaaaanyway! You both pull off each others’ looks well! The hair’s kinda a mess on both sides but both makeup and outfits are —muah! Chefs kiss!”

“I guess I’m here to judge so I’m gonna do my job, so… I don’t get what’s happening here with… America’s Sweethearts… Evelyn-chan… I had faith in you cuz you’re a good friend of mine and you’re in the modeling industry, but uh… what did you do to this guy? Ethnic getup, dress shoes, and an American eagle necklace? It’s all over the place, girlie. And as for ‘Acey’ here! Hehe! I’m not mad at what you put your girlfriend in. It’s clean, it’s professional, but my god— those tights that peek out from under this dress pants have got to go die. Like, now.”

*Whistles* “Well looked here! Miss Sakura over here actually looks identical to Yano-kun! Well… add on the extra height, the massive badonkas. And wow wow wow! Who would’ve thought Yano Ietsuna could look this put-together? I mean, you were in the men’s pageant, but still! This is something else! It’s simple, minimalistic, but it’s well thought out! Good job, bro!”

“Hehe! Who knew? The Kaoru Shinozaki, all-too famous for those god-awful Hawaiian shirts, is in this gorgeous gothic getup? Not all of these accessories really go together, though, I do have to say that. It does kinda look like a mishmash of accessories… also, I’m no stranger to black eyeshadow or lip colors, but I think they look kinda… chalky? So it gives this kinda muddy color. Anyway, I’ll shut up and move on— I like all the gears Kaoru picked out for Lyall! The colors work really well together and the baggy silhouette does work well with this kinda techwear look! I do think it could’ve all been a bit more cohesive, but other than that? I like what I’m looking at!”

“Can I just say? I love, love, LOVE the makeup that Criss-chan has on! I could go all nerd-mode on how cute this makeup look is but that can go on for hours and I don’t needa clog up y’all’s eardrums with my bullshit! Ha! Though… I don’t love the fit? It’s kinda oversaturated with all the fishnets so it looks a little busy… ANYWAY, next up! Ooooooo! Kanade-chan just looks so cute! Love this semi-pastel goth look that you have going on! Schoolgirl skirts with really big shirt sleeves? I mean, you can’t go wrong! And you gotta love the colors! I think Kanade-chan pulls off Criss’s style really nicely! Good job, you two!”

“What, do you two just have the same style? There’s parts of Touya-kun’s fit that I absolutely adore, some parts I don’t love. Like the shades, the top, the skirt, and those boots! Eeee they’re just the cutest! And then there’s stuff like the beret, the gloves, and the stockings that i don’t love with this look. Don’t get me wrong— they’re cute! Just not super fitting with this. The skirt on the lovely Kaiji is kinda at an awkward length and I don’t think the hair ribbon really goes with the whole look. And a blue eye look when there’s not really any blue anywhere on his outfit is kind of a… hmm… hmm… I guess for a lack of a better word, ‘questionable’ choice! Also, no fair that these two have amazing hair, like what the fuck?”

*Snickers* “Never did I think I’d live to see the day our giant dresses so extravagantly! I mean, Aoba, you put him in a skirt?! Bonus points for me! Now, Luis-san! Put a little more effort in for your partner yeah? I know the whole point is ‘opposite day’ but come onnnnnnn! It’s boring!”

“Ok, Lola-chan, love that arrogance— ahem… confidence that you’re emitting. Guess it comes with the territory of modeling, yeah? But y’know what? Sure! You’ve got the body to back it up! Though… I think your brain-dead partner over there just bought clothes that he wanted to see on you rather than placing his style onto you. You gonna tell me Karada-san is gonna show up in spandex for his next gym sesh? Huh… Actually, that’d be a moment! Ha! But I gotta say, great picks from Lola! Surprised you could find anything that fit this man! Let alone silk and satin clothes that fit him! But he looks great! Well thought out!”

“Teal and gold are a match made in Heaven, it was labeled as the number one color combination a few autumns ago. You’ve got a flowy jacket and a flowy skirt and it’s all cinched by this beautiful belt. It’s overall a great runway look. Now, Tomi Chōten? I mean, I don’t have much to say? Like I’m not too big on all the patterns just mashed up together. But I will say, the tuxes and suits are all well-fitted, great color palettes. You could’ve done more with your hair, buddy, but otherwise, there’s not much for me to add on.”

“I just gotta say, I never, ever, ever! Thought I’d see Eldrid dress up! Chuhoku! You did one thing right for once! So I can see the gloriousness! Bahahahaha! Whew… Either way, I can say for a fact… that casting aside my love for all things lolita and gothic lolita, I definitely don’t love this choice in outfit. The general shape is just all wrong, it’s just not for me. Now onto wifey, Kirumi Mayeda! I like the casual nature! I don’t know how close this is to dressing up like Eldrid— which I guess says more about the partner than Kirumi… Good picks! Really pretty! But I don’t think the concept is there!”

Judges

We took in careful consideration for our judges for this pageant. Five judges to judge our contestants fairly without any prejudice or biases, we searched high and low across all of the divisions before selecting the following…

1. The Rich Countess: Reika Aichi of Shizuoka

2. The SFX Artist: Reiaki Suzubayashi of Minato

3. The Onna-Musha: Azusa Furukawa of Taitō

4. The Catholic Nun: Shisuta Heisha of Ueno

5. The History Professor: Maki Umemoto of Suginami

We look forward to see their thoughts and judgement in the following rounds!

[justmeinadaze]

Unattainable Part IV (Eddie X Theater Girl From School)

I know other people write different stories at different times. I promise I will do that. I'm just extremely invested in Eddie and Theater Girl. Lol. That both deserve to be happy. I would have loved having someone like Eddie in my life when I dealing my own BS.

Warnings: Adorable and caring Eddie Munson. Theater girl has a drunk mom who is mean as hell. She's also dealing internal anxieties.

Word Count: 2,535

“That is amazing! I’m really proud of you! Ooooooo!”, the sound of Eddie strumming his guitar nonsensically reverberates through the phone as he enthusiastically continues to shout his praises. “So, when is the play again? I need to check my calendar to make sure I’m available.”

“Oh,” I reply in a sarcastic tone, “ok. I know how busy your schedule can get between selling pot to cheerleaders and playing your guitar on the floor until 2am on a weekday.” He laughs as he strums his guitar again. “It’s in March. Right before spring break.”

“Cool. Cool.”

There’s a calm silence as the excited energy dies down. I can hear him start to strum the first few notes of song but I’m not quite sure what it is.

“You don’t have to come. I mean if you don’t want to. It’s fine if you can’t make it.” I regret it as soon as the words come out of my mouth.

There’s the sound of feet shuffling on his end and the light bump of him hanging his guitar back up on the wall. “Why wouldn’t I come? You worked really hard to get the part. Plus, maybe I can get you to autograph the paper thing they give out before the show.”

“The program?”, I giggled. “Or booklet. Paper thing works to.”

I can hear him open his window as he huffs out smoke. “Yeah. That thing. I don’t have an autograph on any of my other ones so…”, Eddie’s voice starts to trail off.

“Other ones?”

“Yeah. The…uh…other programs…from the other plays you did.”

“You actually went the other plays?”

“Look, Mrs. Rivers said we could get extra credit if we went to see the school’s production of Hamlet and wrote about it. As I’m sure you’re well aware, I need all the extra points but it doesn’t matter because here I am 2 years later but whatever! I DID try and I DID buy a ticket. You were the lady. The one that dies.”

“Ophelia”, I say trying to hide the smile that’s slowly spreading across my face.

“Sure. I don’t fucking remember.” He cackles making me laugh as well. “But I do remember you were wearing this pretty blue, long sleeve dress. Your hair was kind of pulled back but still down around your shoulders. Every time you walked around; it was like you glided.” He paused at that moment. I wasn’t sure if he was waiting for me to say something. I didn’t even know what to say. 

For the past few nights this week Eddie and I had been having these telephone conversations. We would talk about music and movies. I told him about my audition and he even let me practice a few times with him. He told me about school, Hellfire, and even made a feeble attempt to explain D & D to me. This is the first time since our first conversation that he spoke like this. The problem was I couldn’t understand why anyone would put in that kind of effort for me. What was even scarier was how much I enjoyed it; how much I just enjoyed talking to Eddie in general. When will it all start falling apart?

The sound of his window slamming shut brought me back to reality. “After that I started going to any play that you were in. My favorite was”, his voice gets deep as he begins to sing, “I’m siiiiiiiiingin’ in the raaaaain.” We both laugh. “You were the girl that couldn’t sing. You were hysterical!”

“Ha! Lina. Yeah, I can’t sing to save my life!”

“Well, I think you’re an amazing actress.”

The grin on my face gets wider. “Thank you. I wish I had known I had a stalker for 2 and a half years. Would have really boosted my confidence.” I roll over and look at the clock. “Eddie, it’s almost midnight.”

“I know. It’s early.”

“No, dork. I mean it’s late. We have school and then I have a date with some weird metalhead guy tomorrow.”

“Oh no. Not a metalhead! Those type of freaks are the worst. Do you want me to scare him off for you? I’ll already be in my camouflaged outfit since I’m stalking some actress tomorrow night so he won’t see me comin’!”

I giggle again as I lean over to turn of the lamp on my bedside table.

“Can we talk for a couple of minutes longer?” he asks.

“Sure.”, I say groggily; laying my head on my pillow.

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I wake up the next morning with the phone still in my hand near my face. On the other end I can hear Eddie’s heavy breathing. I don’t remember when I feel asleep but knowing what I’ve learned about him so far, I definitely crashed first. My stomach fills with tiny butterflies as I lean over to hang up the phone. 

The rest of the day goes by much too slow for my liking. I was always checking the clock waiting for it to be 4 so I could go home and start getting ready. During lunch, I walked by the cafeteria to see if he was there. I thought maybe if I just saw him, it would make the rest of the day more bearable. Peaking my head in through the door, the first group I see are the band kids near the cafeteria stage that is normally used for school assemblies which is code for Principal Higgins getting all the grades together to convince us to “just say no” to drugs. My eyes scan further into the room making note of the of the usual cliques. I see the jocks near the back wall with Jason Carvor at the head of the table. Ugh. I’ve never understood why he’s so popular. The kid is an asshole who can barely make a basket. I guess it helps when your dad makes a lot of money and has provided “charitable” donations to the town.

Suddenly I feel something small bump into me pushing me slightly forward. 

“Oh my gosh. I’m so sorry! I wasn’t paying attention!” Chrissy Cunningham reaches out with her small hands and places them on either side of me as if she’s trying to hold me steady.

“No. No. Its ok, Chrissy.” I laugh awkwardly. “Honestly, I’ve bumped into so many people lately I’m starting to think I’m turning into Sue Storm.” She looks at me with this polite grin; nodding her head. She has no idea what I’m talking about. “Sue Storm. Comic book superhero who turns invisible. My stepsister is obsessed so whenever my dad makes us talk…”, I notice her big eyes start to glaze over. I shake my head and reach out to lightly tap her arm. “…Anyway, never mind. No, I’m fine. You…go enjoy your lunch.” I don’t get how people say I’m a good actress but I can’t manage to act normal in front of other people. 

“Ok. Again, I’m really sorry.” She paddles off quickly towards her table. I run my hands over my face wishing I could just disappear. Thank God Chrissy is as nice as she is but I don’t think I could have been more awkward. As I turn to head for the library, my eyes meet Eddies. He’s sitting a far off table with the kids I saw him playing D & D with. The are shouting over each other debating about moves and monsters. He’s leaning back in his chair, his arms crossed, with an amused smile on his face. Had he seen my exchange with Chrissy? Oh no. I’m going to go die of embarrassment now.  I gave him an exasperated, small smile in return. His grin grew as he looked at me and silently mouthed the word “Stalker” following it up with a wink. I rolled my eyes; giving him a tiny wave as I turned to leave. 

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“You got this. You got this. You got this.” I chant to myself in my vanity mirror. I decided to dress as normal as possible while still looking “date nice”. I went with my regular jeans and some knee-high, black leather boots. I found one of my dad’s old blue jean jacket vests and slinked it on over a black tank top with my hair pulled back into a tight ponytail. 

“Wow. Where are you going all dressed up? I mean if that’s what we can call this.”, my mother gestures with her hand my way. I closed the cap to my lipstick, giving myself one final look in the mirror. I got this. I can do this. Getting out of my chair, I walk over to my bed, and grab my bag hurling the strap over my shoulder. My mom is leaning against the doorway of my bedroom; glass of vodka clinking in her hand. I check the clock (5:54pm) and start to make my exit out of the room. She doesn’t move out of the way and instead just lifts the glass to her lips.

“I asked you a question.” she sneers. I push past her making my way down the hall and down the stairs. She follows me down, right on my heels. “Look! I’m just asking as a concerned parent. Can’t a mother inquire where her kid is going on a Friday evening?”

I turn sharply to face her. “Yes, a mother can but a mother is also present the other 6 days out of the week so,” I shrug my shoulders at her as I make my way towards the front door. “I’m going out because I’ve earned it. Between school, theater, taking care of myself AND YOU; I think I’ve earned some fun.”

She glares at me as she finishes off the glass in her hand slamming it down on the kitchen counter. She casually saunters towards the front door and opens it for me. A van slowly pulls up out front and I can see Eddie in the driver’s seat. He unbuckles his seat belt and I quickly push past the screen to get to his car before either of them notices each other. I’m not that lucky. 

I quickly opened the car door myself. Eddie hadn’t even made it around to my side before my mom shouts my name. “Hey! Whatever fun you decide to have tonight. Make sure to wear protection. That’s how your father and I wound up with you and we all know that story ended!” We both froze and my eyes squeezed shut. One thing. I just wanted one thing for myself. 

I didn’t open them again until I felt the vans door open a bit and a large hand grab my own lightly prying it from the door handle. “Ok. Come on. Let me help you up here.” Eddie’s soft voice whispered delicately. I pushed against his hand and steadied myself up into my seat. He double checked to make sure I was inside and shuts the car door with a loud thud. I kept my eyes focused on the windshield. I couldn’t let my mother see me cry. I couldn’t let anyone see me cry. I couldn’t let anyone know I was vulnerable because if they did… I shut my eyes again holding back any on slot of tears. Because if they did, they would think I’m weak. 

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Eddie didn’t say anything after we left my house nor did he try and force me to. It was a few minutes before I was able to actually look at everything including Eddie himself. He was had on his same cut up jeans and army style boots but he was wearing a plan black shirt instead of the usual Hellfire or rock band memorabilia. Over that he had on a leather jacket that fit perfectly around his broad shoulders. He smelled a bit like he tried to cover up his usual smoke smell with cologne but he didn’t quite succeed which made me grin to myself. I like the cigarette smell to be honest. I lean over and put my hand his shoulder lightly tugging at the leather. 

“If I had known you were going to wear this, I would have worn those matching leather pants.” I said trying to hopefully reclaim the evening. Eddie quickly glanced at me, smirking, turning his attention back on the road.

“You’re halfway there with those boots so close enough.”

“How far out of Hawkins is this place?”

“Not to far. Maybe another 10 minutes or so.”

“Oh cool. Why this place in particular?”

“Well, for starters not many people from Hawkins are there so no one’s walking around screaming freak at me every time they pass.”, he says a bit sullenly. I wouldn’t have guess things like that would bother him. He always seems so confident. “Also the bartender there doesn’t card so bonus!”, his face lighting up again, “Plus the bands are alright. I’ve played here with my band Corroded Coffin a few times.”

“Let me guess. Guitar?”

His hand comes up towards my face as he wiggles his fingers in my direction. “Beautiful and psychic! Ooooooo.” I giggled, playfully swatting at his hand. He placed it back on the steering wheel as our laughter died down back into silence. “You do look gorgeous, by the way.”

Before I can say anything, we turn into a parking lot. “And here we are!”, he playfully exclaims swiveling the van into a vacant parking spot. Eddie unbuckles his seat belt and quickly shuffles around to my side to open the door. He extends his hand for me to take. 

“M’lady.”

I reach for it jumping down towards the gravelly concrete. “Why thank you.” I say giving him a curtsey. 

“Oh, my lady,” his eyebrows furrow as he saunters over till he’s directly in front of me. “You bow to no one. You are royalty and deserve to be treated as such.” 

My eyes lock with his. I search through them for any sign of reason. Why me? What did I do to deserve this? Maybe it’s too good to be true? People like this aren’t real. Maybe I should enjoy it while it lasts but am I prepared to be hurt like that again. All I am met with is sincerity. 

As if another force has taken over my body, I lean forward and wrap my arms around his waist, hugging him tightly. I can tell I’ve thrown him off guard because his hands fly upwards in confusion. With everything going on in my life it was nice to not feel like a burden on someone for once. Even if it IS for a short time, I needed Eddie to know how important this was for me and the only way I could think of at the moment was this. 

“Thank you,” I whisper.  

Slowly, I feel his arms come down around me; one arm wrapping around my waist and the other around neck. His hand delicately but firmly holding my cheek to his chest as his chin comes down resting on the top of my head. For the first time in a long time, I feel safe in every meaning of the word. 

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Can I’m have pure vanilla cookie dark cacao and frost queen cookie x reader who is overprotective over sorbet shark cookie and ask them if they can adopt them please sorbet they have being alone in the ocean for years I’m want them to be happy headcanons please

Sure!

omw to adopt this cutie-

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‧̍̊˙˚˙ᵕ꒳ᵕ˙˚˙　pure vanilla cookie　˙˚˙ᵕ꒳ᵕ˙˚˙‧̍̊

♡ Pure vanilla likes kids, there is no doubt that he’d love sorbet shark cookie.

♡ Pure vanilla jumped at your sudden arrival, smiling, he was about to greet you- wait- there is someone accompanying you. Hm? Who is this? Surely you didn’t steal someone’s kid, right-

❝ Darling, who is this young cookie? ❞

❝ OoOoOoOoO!!  ❞

♡ Pure vanilla sweat dropped, as he looked at you for translation-

❝ My love, my sunshine, this is sorbet shark cookie he is going to stay with us from now on, and i won’t take ‘no’ as a answer.  ❞

♡ Pure vanilla sighed, he knows better than not to argue with you but, couldn’t help but asked-

❝ Maybe he has parents-  ❞

❝ No-  ❞

♡ So, offically, sorbet shark has parents now, that loves him to the death. Custard liked sorbet too! A big sibling? Sure! But the thing is- well-

❝ OoOoOoOoooOOoOoO!!!!  ❞

...

❝ hUH ??????  ❞

♡ The communication needs work. Sorbet and Custard loves going adventures together, with Gigerbraves team? Yes. Just imagine, sorbet shark would be the happiest cookie on the earthbread.

♡ Pure vanilla didn't really mind beach walks, but of course there are times where he is busy, but he make time for his family! Sorbet also gives gifts that he found in the sea.

♡ Overall the best dad. What more sorbet shark cookie could ask for? A family that welcomes him with open arms? Sing him up.

‧̍̊˙˚˙ᵕ꒳ᵕ˙˚˙　dark cacao cookie　˙˚˙ᵕ꒳ᵕ˙˚˙‧̍̊

♡ Dark cacao always had a stoic face, didn’t really let his emotions show through his face, but his heart fluttered having a small smile on his face, holding your hand, as you talked about a kid named, ' sorbet shark cookie'

♡ He of course questioned about his parents, but after learning that sorbet was alone for a really long time, he accepted adopting sorbet.

♡ Lil dark choco was so damn excited to have a big brother, he can't even sit still- Dark cacao tried so damn hard not to intimidate sorbet, well, sorbet didn't really feel scared he was just happy that he has a family now.

♡ Lil dark choco and sorbet shark get along very well! Even if dark choco didn't really understand what sorbet says, they'd still play together.

♡ Sorbet would give his family gifts, but they are always from the sea that he found while swimming, they are shiny sorbet always gives them to dark choco, because sorbet knows that dark choco loves them, seeing the smile on dark chocos face is enough to make sorbet happy ヾ(＾-＾)ノ

♡ Dark cacao and sorbet gets along well too!! Sorbet just loves the affection he gets from his family, he's one happy cookie.

‧̍̊˙˚˙ᵕ꒳ᵕ˙˚˙　frost queen cookie　˙˚˙ᵕ꒳ᵕ˙˚˙‧̍̊

♡ I think frost queen don't really like kids but, she will look after them.

♡ The first time you come to frost queen with sorbet shark to say that you wanted to adopt him, she looked down to both of you and said:

❝ No we can't. ❞

❝ Wh- Why >:( ❞

❝ oOoooOo ❞ sad noises ig

Spoiler: she accepted in the end

❝ So, you're telling me this cookie doesn't have parents? ❞

❝ Yes, hes been alone for so long! C'mon frosty please- ❞

❝ F-Fine, little cookie can stay with us. ❞ cuecue blushing

♡ Frost queen might say that she doesn't care, but oh boy, she is so protective over sorbet- she likes watching over sorbet, if sorbet wants to go to an a adventure, sure, she will protect him with everything she got. make way for the queen, might even more protective than you-

♡ Basically behind you and him, giving anyone an icy glare that will literally froze everything and anything. Yo mess with her family yo get frozen-

♡ One happy family. She is neutral to beaches but if sorbet wants to go, then she's going. Also gives sorbet headpats, yes her son is getting the best.

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Savior 💞

Modern Din Djarin x f!reader

Warnings: Helmetless Din. Rude person. Din being protective of you, so standing up to that guy and roughing him up a bit. Make out session!!

AN: I chose to do modern.. Because I feel like if I did proper star warsy stuff I would do terrible... 🤣🙈 Yes I absolutelyyyy love and always in a 😮😍 when it comes to facts about it.. But I really think I'd do kinda bad at capturing the coolness while writing... So we are keeping all the facts about the sweet tin can, but putting a modern spin on it.

the first divider is a different one from what is used throughout the story only to indicate it's switching to learn about reader. 💞

The whole reason I'm writing this is... For the beautiful amazinggg Kay ( @stxrrylunatic ). I wanted to do something nice for her and this is what came to mind. I hope you like it!! Endless hugs and love sent your way always! 💞😘

Summary: You're out at a work party and there is some people that are being asses and Din, your work crush, comes to the rescue. 💞

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Din Djarin has been a bounty hunter since he turned 18. It is a family business of sorts, so he had no choice to become one when he became of age. He started his training when he turned 12. He's also wanted rebell against it but he knew he had to stay loyal and do as his family tells him, etc.

Once he is 18 and working for the business, it is required to have some type of covering of your face and hands so no one can see who you are. He chooses this gorgeous silver shinny helmet and these gloves that feel like a second skin that have orange tips and a blue triangle in the middle of the palm area on top. And he just wears a all black outfit each time.

He always has to suited up when he leaves headquarters and until he gets back so there is no way he is seen by anyone.. Besides that, he is able to have his face shown anytime he wants.

Y/N has been working at the business since she was 20. She got offered the job because she is an amazing tech wiz. She knows everything there is to know about technology. So when one of the people that are always on the lookout out for new employees for the business found out that she was, they offered the job. She only needed training for a few things, just to be knowledgeable about what the business needed, etc.

She is one of the besttttt workers in her department. She also is Din's person that helps him on mission.

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Din is in his thirties when Y/N starts. He has never everrrrr kept the same person as his helper. Always gets irritated with them and gets a new one. Until he meets Y/N. He is completely captivated by her. So he decides he's gonna be better and not get irritated. It's rocky at first, but he ends up opening up to her a lot and everything.

They become fast friends and spend a lot of time together when they aren't working. Are practically joined at the hips, and she is the only person Din is so sweet and kind 100% of the time to.

But nothing romantic ever happens between them until one night...

× Present day. About 8 years after they have met.×

" oh god I forgot we had the company party tonight and that it is in public.. Do I have to gooooo? " you realize and say with a groan to Din on the phone. While your roaming around the kitchen making lunch.

" I know I don't want to go neither, sweetheart. But we have to. Tell you what, once we have been there for an hour or so. I'll make an excuse and we'll get out of there and do something fun.. How's that sound Meshla? " he says with a smile on his face and with that deep soothing voice of his.

You always blush when he calls you nicknames, especially the ones from his culture.

" ooooooo that sounds amazing. You say with a giggle and doing a little happy dance. You are an angel I swear. You want to meet there or want to share one of cars? "

" I say share, so we can save gas and it's just easier. Pick you up at 7:30? " he says.

" sounds good to me tin can. " you say with an teasing laugh.

" you're lucky I love you, you stinker. " he says while laughing a genuine laugh that is only reserved for you because he trust you.

** Little AN - they say I love you as friends. They know it's just an ordinary I love you, nothing romantic. **

" hehe, love youuu too see you in a bit. "

You both hang up and start getting ready for the party.

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Din is in this new suite he bought a few weeks ago. Fits his body perfectly, shows those broad shoulders off amazingggly.

You choose this gorgeous silver sequin dress that hugs you so gorgeously and you just look so breathtaking.

It's 7:15 and Din is there knocking on your door. He has a key but he wanted to be a gentleman and do it this way.. He told you so when he was leaving his place, you just giggled and said ok.

As soon as he sees you he stops breathing for a second, eyes go wide with desire. His cock twiches a little because he has never seen you look so gorgeous. Yea he's always thought you are but my goodness tonight is a different story.

" Din? You ok? " you said with a little worry in your tone while she reached out and rubbed his arm in a comforting way..

That finally gets him to come back to life.

" uhhh yeah yes I'm fine. You just- Wow, you look stunning Meshla. " he says with a shy smile because he's all nervous now.

" you too mister, that suit looks amazing on you. " you say with more confidence then you thought you had. " good god he looks so good, has he always looked this good in a suite? " you say to yourself.

He blushes a bit and just shakes his head while smiling at you.

" shall we m'lady so we can be out of there sooner? " he says while reaching out his hand for you to take.

You guys guys arrive at the party.

Mingle a bit, then Din has to leave you to go have a little meeting with some people.

He hasn't even been gone 10 minutes yet and some rude person bumps into you.

" hey! Watch out where you're going! " they say rudedly and slurred a bit.

" um excuse me? You bumped into me. " you say with a raised voice because the music is loud.

" whatever lady. Just get out of the way. "

Right before you are about to say something and hit them. Din is there and punches them in the gut.

" apologize now or ill do much worse than this. " he says while pinning him to the bar. Also with such a deep voice that its scary.

You actually arent the scared, because you know Din and... Youre actually surprising turned on a lot seeing him being protective of you. Which takes you by surprise because your feelings for him haven't ever been this romantic/intimate.

The guy apologizes to you. Din smackes him one more time on the back of the head and tells him to get his life together and start being more polite.

Din grabs your hand and leads you out to the car. " we're leaving now, this party is stupid anyways. "

You don't say anything, just follow him out.

Meanwhile, he is steaming from how pissed that guy made him. Because no one should treat a lady like that, most definitely not you. It also helps him realize how much he is in love with you and wants you.

When you get to his car... You don't even have time to say anything. He has you facing him and he's crashing his lips into yours.

You gasp but moan a little at the suddeness and how amazing his lips feel. You instantly wrap your arms around his neck and he pulls you closer to him by your waist while pushing you onto the car.

Lips dancing so perfectly. Hands roaming each other's bodies so heaven like. Din is the first one to slide his tongue across your lips asking for entrance to your mouth. You accept. As soon as he's in he leans into you more. You let out a whimper from how euphoric it feels kissing him like this and just in general.

" god I've been wanting to do that forever, but even more so since I saw you in that dress. " he says after he breaks the kiss to give you both a breathing break, while leaning his forehead against yours.

You let out a little moan at those words because he said it in such a husky sexy deep voice.

" fuck, I've dreamed about this. I've always wanted to too Din. " you say while leaning in to kiss him deeply.

You guys make out a little longer. Then you say; why don't we take this back to my place. It'll be much more fun then doing anything else. " the devilish smile that is on your face is priceless..

Din pretty much growls while leaning down to your neck to kiss it and leave some love bites while grinding into a little bit because he was thinking the same thing.

" that sounds perfect, Meshla. " he says with a sly smirk and lust blown eyes. He kisses you deeply again and pinches your butt a little while you're getting into the car.

The end. 🤭😈

AN after reading: hehe, I know I'm evil for ending it like that. Let me know if you'd like a part two. 🤗

I hope you liked it!! 💞🤗😘

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[goodieghostyarchive]

Ok what if Roman got injured trying to bust Remus out. That was also why he wanted to escape. To find his brother and get out.

"Can you tell him we just want to fix his wing?"

"Um... sure. Uh Roman was it? He says he wants to fix your wing,"

"... healer?"

"Uh yeah. Pat is a sweetheart he wouldnt hurt a fly"

"My brother... is he safe?"

"He thinks you have his brother?"

"Huh?"

"But we don't have another moth here-what does he look like?" Patton is just so confused. Someone would have told him if they had another.

And Virgil is just, relaying all of this and going back and forth while still in complete shock. "He uh... says he's green?"

"... the slime creature on the third floor??"

"No-mustache. He has a mustache."

"The sea serpent! Ooooooo-he'll ah, he'll be fine. In a few days."

But knowing that Remus is there is more than enough to convince Roman to return. And then Virgil is immediately being questioned by Logan

Remus was sightseeing and going from one body of water to the next, via his human form. He just happened to slip into a popular fishing spot. Got pulled up in a net. Bonked on the head. And next he knows he's waking up in a tank he can barely turn around in to be gawked at.

Not only is the facility searching for him, fishermen talk. They just need to locate the sideshow that has him. Roman is also looking for him, because he always returns to their spring at the end of the week. But this time he didn't show. He's been looking for him for a solid month now. Very frazzled. Very worried.

Logan goes to collect Remus after locating him. And it's so clear that he's sick and malnourished. As well as had various scales and teeth pulled for "souvenirs". Logan has told the owner that he's "interested in doing business" when in reality he's keeping him distracted while his team works on identifying the other unfortunate creatures he's collected.

Logan starts asking him questions, odd questions. He already knows the answers. "Do you have family? Any children?" And the man answers them, not really getting what he's saying. "Good. Then no one will miss you." And slams him against the cage bars belonging to a very pissed off harpy. Oop, dead. Terrible accident.

This is definitely what starts Remus' interest in Logan btw, he went "👀"

Logan takes his job v seriously. Poachers and exploiters are at the top of his shit list. Anyways, v big relocation and rehabilitation effort ensues. Remus goes straight to the facility-and Roman is able to pick up his scent

But yeee Remus distrusts humans now, save for Logan