#woolsey

[shamblessm]

natlan

[sunshineandlyrics]

It really is Written All Over Your Face 💪🏼💔😩

[stormofdefiance]

Penacony 2.2 theories!!!!!

- Peppy is Asta’s Gallagher OR Peppy is a direct descendent of Gallagher who was Mikhail’s Peppy

- Aventurine’s boss form shows up and reveals that underneath the mask - it’s Firefly!!!

- Boothill will teach Robin to sing again and Robin will teach Boothill to curse like a sailor 🥲

- SAM and Blade wrestling match!!!!!!!

- Sparkle reveals herself to be an emanator of Geo

- Sampo inherits Aventurine’s luck and discoveries the ennui of all his schemes working out exactly as planned

- Clockie merged with the Astral Express in a Totoro-Esque manner to produce a Totoro-Esque transportation companion

- Welt is bamboozled by the gravity wall puzzles, he is left behind

- Sunday awakens to discover himself a miniature denizen of his own model city - he looks up to see a huge other self gazing back

- Aventurine’s boss form shows up and reveals that underneath the mask - it’s Misha!!!!

- Black Swan will end the patch by witnessing a horror incomprehensible (Jade) and will begin crying and shaking - Furina singing causes her brother to repent

- Aventurine will cockblock Acheron and Black Swan from kissing by holding up a straight pride flag

- Dan Heng is gonna one shot Sunday and then make out with Boothill on his grave

- Gallagher will receive a boss form (even less clean shaven)

- Firefly reveals SAM’s evolved form - The Lightning Lord (that’s why Jing Yuan’s here)

- Upon meeting Firefly, March 7th obtains a new form (also a robot)

- Himeko ceases to be a functioning alcoholic

- Welt finally reveals the shotgun (in his cane) and shoots Sunday

- Robin is Siobhan - Everyone is saved as Dr Ratio cracks the dream formula and faces off against Silver Wolf to hack (calculate) reality - Woolsey gets a shirtless alt - Trailblazer acquires a new form - the path of Harmony, in which their weapon is a giant tuning fork (like N-Tropy from crash bandicoot) - Charlie Chaplin esque car chase scene !!!

[vschs]

woolsey and woolsey but pepeshi

- what? never seen a pepeshi at work?

[dreamings-free]

comments on Louis’ tour recap instagram post 11/8/23

[rubywolf0201]

Hoyoverse strikes again by making another NPC buffer and manlier than the playable units.

[elceeu2morrow]

via reliablesecuritygroup (JD Woolsey) IG story [6.20.23]

[shamblessm]

no one noticing my boy Woolsey 😭😭😭 king you were done so dirty they gave u all that melanin muscle and a nice goatee and a pair of sunglasses to make u hot and they put u in npc jail

🎰

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[shamblessm]

EDIT: I MIXED UP NEKOMATA AND CANDACE'S SKINTONES! The bottom-left gradient chart has them correct, but the one on the top had them mixed up because I reordered them by value. Sorry about that!

I was working on a bigger skintone chart but I noticed something very... concerning.

Woolsey is the darkest character in all of Hoyoverse - A MINOR NPC. So here's a smaller chart.

I love Woolsey to bits and he's my favorite character so far, but it's not fair that a NPC that people have only seen like once or twice with like 5 voicelines get more melanin than *anyone else*.

I'm not sure if I'll finish the expanded chart today (which includes all Natlan and Sumeru characters minus Wanderer, plus more NPCs), but I just needed to throw this out there because... something about this feels really bad. Anyone else is free to make a similar chart.

I just don't know what to say. Feel free to add more to this thread, such as NPCs with darker skintones.

TWITTER THREAD IF YOU WISH TO RETWEET ON YOUR TWT

[sunshineandlyrics]

JD posted this message about Louis and his team in the handling of the FITFWT Red Rocks situation on his IG story (22 June 2023) x

[shamblessm]

They gave it all to the NPCs

Who btw have more muscles and facial hair not just melanin

Thought these whare relevant again

[dreamings-free]

comments on Joshua’s post on instagram about his iHeart Radio Music Awards 'Favorite Tour Photographer' nomination 18/1/24

GO HERE TO VOTE!

[rubywolf0201]

i saw your post about woolsey...i am normal and feral for him

also: hear me out on gallagher x woolsey

Oh I like the ship! And yes Woolsey deserves more attention!

[elceeu2morrow]

via reliablesecuritygroup [JD Woolsey] IG story, 6.22.23

[shamblessm]

Hey. You. Are you a male NPC simp?

(Discord invite is at the bottom of the post!)

Are you normal for Woolsey? Maybe Oleg? Or Wagner? Or the Eremites?

Come join Male NPC Mains! A server for appreciating the NPC males in gacha games! Primarily focused on the HoYoverse games Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail, but we also offer discussions for other gacha games as well, including Wuthering Waves! (But let's be real, we only exist to thirst over NPC men.)

You ever find a hot man only to realize you can't pull for him because he's an NPC? We've all been there... especially if you're into men with beards. Or buffer men.

⚶ Here we offer:

A LGBTQIA+ friendly community. We are here to drool over men, after all!

A growing community for everyone!

Shrine & art channels for NPCs such as Wagner, Cyrus, The Eremites, Woolsey, Oleg, Yhan (the Wuthering Waves NPC) and more!

Emotes themed after the male NPCs!

Did we mention we appreciate the male NPCs?

We hope to see you soon! ...or maybe you would like to join now?