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systematictangle · 1 month ago

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I have the best friends lol. Look at this lovely cross stitch piece a friend made me!

EDIT: I have been informed that the pattern is by @shitpostsampler ! Thanks to those who let me know!

#cross stitch #crochet #crocheting #fiber art #fiber artists of tumblr #fiber arts #fiber crafts #crocheters of tumblr #lost in the woods #gift #not my work

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miscellaneous-art · 2 months ago

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Jacob Cress, Oops!, cut and hand-carved mahogany, 2002. Smithsonian American Art Museum

#wood working #museum #furniture

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life-imitates-art-far-more · 3 months ago

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Jules Joseph Lefebvre (1836-1911) "Psyché" Oil on panel Currently in a private collection

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secretly-a-trekkie · 4 months ago

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"I can't not hate you for that, a little"

#captain rex #star wars #the clone wars #aviiart #hello i got mad and drew a thing instead of attending to my responsibilities #what was i thinking when i drew this? absolutely nothing #caption is a quote from night in the woods #which is a very solid game btw would absolutely recommend #no sketch for this one just sat down screamed at nothing and then rawdogged the rendering #somehow worked out ok tho

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bequietanddrivefarawayy · 5 months ago

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marzipanandminutiae · 10 months ago

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"most allegedly haunted houses turn out to have gas leaks!"

no they don't. you are merely skimming the surface of mundane shit that can be wrong with old houses with your one puny little explanation that only fits a very small number of cases. try harder

#ghosts #hauntings #paranormal #like dude I'm a believer but I work in house museums and live in a place where 1930 is NEW for an apartment building #weird pressure differentials! animals trapped in the walls! bad window and door seals causing drafts! expanding and contracting wood!#to say NOTHING of the wiring Shenanigans. oh boy are they many.#GET CREATIVE WITH IT!

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kitamars · 2 months ago

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hhhnhhghgjjghgugujgutuutghn piskin……..

#dedicated to the one time i didn’t realise my game broke during the bomb defusing cutscene #and i just spent like 30 seconds just staring at pliskin’s profile and swooning #i’ve been trying to study ashley woods’s style so bad bc i love it anf omg i forgot that painting loosely can be so fun #anyways #im back bitches #i have some work to finish but im free from school for a month after which i will die yet again #i finished mgs2 last night and holy shit. i think i need to keep staring at a wall to comprehend wtf i watched #but omg i loved it so much such a great game will be thinking about it forever!!!#can’t wait to start mgs3 and meet bibo and his blonde army #yayyy yippeee #have a good day!#iroquois pliskin #pliskin #solid snake #snavid #metal gear #metal gear solid #mgs2 #ok bye

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goethe-veloce · 2 months ago

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gift for a friend (ink on paper)

#it's my first time working with ink but I like it a lot #will wood and the tapeworms #will wood #everything is a lot #oh I freehanded it because I couldn't be bothered so that's why it looks different from the actual thing

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ilikeit-art · 3 months ago

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#wood working #vase #art work #wood turning #sculpture #paint it black #benjamin planitzer

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badolmen · 8 months ago

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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

#ra speaks #personal #JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians #obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7 #fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background #my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated #by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods #edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.

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lazylittledragon · 3 months ago

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nomad boyfriend comes back for a visit

obviously there are some extras for the patr0ns <3

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin silverbough #durge #halsin x durge #the bhaalspawn has found an extremely healthy relationship dynamic #ashe's cats are so indifferent they're probably like 'oh tall tree dad is back'#i love domestics but also i think halsin is the kind of person who needs to vanish into the woods for 2-3 weeks #ashe hates dirt so he has his house with his cats #this makes me want to write an awful 70s farce where ashe thinks the guy's there for sex and he's just there to fix the boiler #i was working on a long angst comic but i pushed it back for. reasons #only wholesome stuff right now

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #madam jin #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in #and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!

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mx-paisley · 10 months ago

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MY ENTRY FOR @potato-lord-but-not 's DTIYS :33

NO WAY ITS DONE!!?!??!! it felt forever making this BUT IT WAS FUN THOUGH!! I really like what i did for the hair i might render the hair like that agan

This took 57 hours bc this piece has many iterations (that will fortunately never see the light of day) ... and the face OHH the face ! I canr get it right !!!

#If youre wondering why i havent posted for so long i was working on this #will wood #wwatt #fanart #animated gif #dtiys #mxpaisleysart #animated

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life-imitates-art-far-more · 4 months ago

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