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etheries1015 · 1 year ago

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We share the love language of biting. Now imagine TWST beatsfolk has that as an actual sign of courting. Like you're chilling with Leona, not dating or wooing him, and then you bite his cheek in affection. And all of Savanaclaw is shocked because among them, it's the same as i.e. proposing marriage. The utter chaos XD

OHH MY GOSSSHHH YOUR BRAIN >>> I LITERALLY LOVE THIS SO MUCH??? HAHAHA SODEFHSELKJD i'm gonna expand on that for a few characters...

Accidentally courting them

General warnings: Gender-neutral reader, not really proof read lol. Obvious Malleus and Lilia favoritism <3 I also decided that they ARE dating in this scenario, I think its cuter that way in my head heuheu

Featuring: Leona, Ruggie, Jack, Malleus, Lilia, ... and Rook HAHA.

TW: none! Just a bunch o' fluff of biting your non-human lover without realizing it was a sign of courtship <3

Leona

It was a typical day for Leona. You two were sitting in the lounge where most of the other students lingered, Leona becoming rather... possessive as of late. Instead of resting in his bedroom away from prying eyes as you had requested from your lover, he ignored all your feeble cries requesting privacy. Instead, he holds you in his lap without worrying what others are thinking. A form of showing others you were his, and his alone. You were conflicted in your feelings, staring at him. His eyes were closed, but he could feel your gaze burning into his head.

"How long are you-" Then it happened. You gave in. You gave his cheek a bit of a nibble. All of the sudden the chattering stopped, all eyes were on you, before they start patting Leonas back and giving him congrats while a few seemed to pull presents right out of their asses.

"Wha- what's going on?" Leona grumbled with a light blush before growling and pushing the face of someone who tried to hand him another gift.

"You all look like idiots! You know biting means something different to us. Don't be dumb." Okay, now you were extra confused. Seeing your utter ignorance, Leona sighed.

"Biting in our land is a sign of courtship, herbivore." ...Oh. You blush deeply and hide your face in his chest, Leona looking away flustered and ruffling your hair.

"Try again in a few years, and I just might bite you back."

Ruggie

You were walking down the halls with your boyfriend when suddenly you had the urge to just...bite him. an overwhelming sense of love and affection for the fact he had given you some of the bread he (probably legally) got ahold of. You smiled fondly at the bread and back at Ruggie before placing your mouth on the bulb of his shoulder, causing him to yelp in suprise and dropping his half of the bread.

"wha- huh?! What was that for?" He became flustered, bending over to pick up his bread and slowly move away from you with bright red cheeks. You furrowed your eyebrows and hugged yourself, almost embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, I just...I dunno," Your cryptic and non specific response left him with his jaw open and eyes wide, spluttering out things like "We're still in school! I don't have the funds yet-" before a familiar fist came and knocked the back of Ruggies head. Leona stood there smiling in amusement and chuckling at you.

"I don't think they know what that means to us beastman, Ruggie." Even more confused then before, you asked for clarification.

"You just asked him to marry you with that bite of yours, herbivore." Now YOUR mouth was wide open, and Ruggie managed to get flee from the scene without much notice from you nor his senior.

Oh brother. You have a lot of communicating to do with that one.

Jack

You were sitting at the lunch table eating away at your food when you noticed...Jack's biceps. You marveled at the sight of his bulky arms- it's a wonder to you how he managed to become so strong and have the motivation to train all day. With a burst of admiration, instead of biting into your sandwich - you took a bite into his muscle. He yelped in suprise and just stared at you, face slowly turning red. Ace and Deuce laughed at his reaction, ready to ask you what was up before Jack took it upon himself to... well, flustered and rapidly spit-firing plans.

"W-we are still so young! Are you sure about this? I-i never knew our relationship was at this level!" He grabbed both of your hands and looked you in your (bewildered) eyes.

"If you're serious about this, I promise I will protect and love you for the rest of my life. But before we go ahead with the ceremony, I want you to meet my parents and get their blessings. Oh, and I need to get a stable job after we finish school first, too, so I can support you and our future. know we haven't talked about marriage before but-" You quickly cut him off in astonishment before crying out,

"MARRIAGE?! Jack, WHAT are you talking about?! I am absolutely not ready for marriage! What got into you?!"

...Queue Ruggie and Leona hysterically laughing at your utter confusion, reveling in the ignorance of it all for a few moments longer before explaining properly what you had just committed yourself unknowingly to.

Malleus

You were laying in the bed of Malleus Draconias's dorm, scrolling on your phone whilst his tail wrapped around your waist as he sat next to you reading a book. You sighed lightly and leaned your head back against the board of the mattress, turning slightly to look at your handsome fae lover. Your eyes then went down to his pale and perfect skin of his neck, the way it was free from all blemishes, smooth, and bright. Something about it made you want to taint it a light shade of red... He felt you shuffle slightly to adjust your body to be in just the right position where his neck was in full view. He glanced over to you feeling you wriggle free from his tails grasp, tilting his head seeing the look in your eyes crazed as you leaned over and just...chomped down on his collarbone.

You felt his tail twitch and his hands quickly throw the book he was reading aside to grasp your wrists, turning your body around and pinning you to the bed and carrassing your cheek with his tail.

"Biting..." He murmured, "Does this mean the same to humans as it does to Fae? You wish to be wed?" Your jaw dropped and cheeks took on a rosey hue, stuttering over yourself.

"W-wed?! I mean, I like to bite when I feel affectionate b-but marriage...I mean maybe one day b-but-"

"Biting in Fae culture is a sign of courtship and ownership. How brazen of you to mark me," he chuckled, "I shall take it you wish to own the next king of Briar Valley?" You could tell at this point Malleus was teasing you, something he picked up from the time you two have been dating.

Malleus could not help but return the favor by riddling your body with his own bite marks. Although he understood you perhaps did not have the intention of marrying him with your silly little form of affection, he knew in his mind with every bite that he was very serious about your future with him.

Lilia

Lilia already knew that biting in the human world did not mean marriage, yet was akin to something more of "cute aggression." So when you have the habit of biting him in the privacy of yours or his room, he knows you simply meant it as a form of affection, letting him know that you had an overwhelming sense of love for the old fae. He bit you back consistently on many occasions, it just seemed to be the perfect form of showing love for one another.

You didn't actually know it meant something much deeper, until you were in the diasomnia lounge and unable to control yourself as you grabbed Lilias hand and bit down gently on his wrist. You couldn't help it, he was being so entirely silly and loving towards you, that you couldn't help but show this public display of affection. Much to everyone else's dismay, however. Sebek stares at you with his mouth agape, sounds of disbelief escaping past his lips yet a sentence unable to form. Malleus as well seemed surprised at this.

"(y/n)," Malleus said, "You wish to marry Lilia?" You coughed at the sudden question and let out a feeble and awkward chuckle.

"I mean...I wouldn't mind one day, of course. We haven't really talked about it. Why the sudden question?"

"HOW DARE YOU," Sebek cried out after finally finding his words, "How dare you bite Lilia and be so insolent as to not move forward with your actions in dignity! YOU MUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR PROPOSAL-" Lilia started snickering, cutting Sebek off with a wave of his hand.

"It's quite alright, Sebek. Biting means something much different to humans than Fae, I suppose this is the first you had seen us put on a show of affection, hence your confusion." He turned to you, who had furrowed eyebrows and pursed lips at Sebeks sudden outburst.

"Biting, my dear, is a form of courtship to us fae. It is a sign of ownership," He chuckled.

"Why didn't you tell me that?!" You exasperated, "I mean, it wouldn't have changed anything I have done, but I would have been more careful about it... especially if it means something more to you," Lilia gracefully explained he understood it meant something slightly different to humans, before gently grabbing your hand and raising it to his mouth.

"Well, now that you understand what it means," He put your ring finger into his mouth and took a bite at the base,

"Would you like to bite me once more, my dear?"

Bonus:

Rook

You bit his arm and he immediately was on one knee.

"Was that a proposal? You know mon cheri, biting one affectionately is often a declaration of courtship-" You hit the top of his head and walked away from your interesting boyfriend.

"You're not a beastman or a fae! I'm never biting you again!" Your face red and folding your arms, turning away (ah, his cute tsundere lover.)

Oh woe is Rook! He begs and begs you to bite him more, he wants to be covered in your marks. It means you were claiming him as your own, right? RIGHT??

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This was so fun to write DFSEFDSFIHSLDKJF thank you for the brain rot heuheuheueheueh

Masterlist

#Twisted wonderland #Twst #Twisted wonderland x reader #Lilia vanrouge #lilia x reader #Malleus #Malleus draconia #Malleus x reader #rook x reader #rook hunt #Leona kingscholar #leona x reader #twst fanfictions #ruggie x reader #Jack howl #Jack howl x reader #Twisted wonderland fanfictions #twst fanfics #twst x reader

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circeyoru · 5 months ago

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Loyalty of The Shadow

[Sung Jin-Woo x Friend!Reader]

Part 1 (here) — Part 2 — Part 3

“Huh?” You blinked with a questioned gaze while Jinwoo tried his best to get you to see something that wasn’t there. You wondered if he hit his head or if he still wasn’t back to his senses from the double dungeon he survived. There he is, trying to tell you about some system that would help him level up and sent him to the desert just because he didn’t finish his daily quest.

Though, with how desperate Jinwoo was, you just nodded and tried to understand and sympathize with him. Even when you lack the knowledge of what was going on and what he was talking about. What you thought was a phase turned out to be wrong as he continued his ‘daily missions’ from the system. When you urged him to rest, he told you ‘no’ and continued even though he was exhausted. So you stood by him and encouraged him when he was about to give up.

It might have been a few days or maybe a week or so when you were too busy with your life that you missed some visits to Jinwoo here and there, but when you got back to him, he was different.

No, that was an understatement.

He was taller, buffer, and more handsome? Well, he was cute before, but now he was all mature and hot. Not that you’ll admit it. When you first saw him again, you blankly told him, “Sorry, can I have your number?”

“Huh? It’s me! Sung Jinwoo.”

“Haha, nice joke. But I’m going to snatch you up before anyone. Jinwoo would understand, I’m sure.”

Until now, he still thought you were playing a joke on him and didn’t recognize him. Since his sister recognized him and just said he gone abs and got taller. Your reaction was unexpected and it got Jinwoo fearing. If you were to meet another person more handsome than him, would you do the same advances.

You’re not that shallow, while you would ask for numbers, you don’t actually do anything with them and just let it be a moment where you refreshed yourself. You knew handsome people were out of your league. It was funny, however, when Jinwoo was calling to ask if you had someone in mind from time to time. You told him countless times that you never made romantic advances to anyone (including him sadly).

But back to his little secret of leveling up. You believed it when he showed you how strong he was at a training center, destroying all the dummys and targets with ease. That wasn’t the best part. To you, the best part was that he had someone to rely on while he was in battles and raids.

You’ve long heard of the rumoured ‘lizards’ among the Hunters, them using weaker and lower ranked Hunters to use as bait for the monsters within the gates, then keeping the benefits and money for themselves. Truly wicked people.

As Jinwoo’s title as the weakest was latched onto him for the longest time, you can’t help but worry everytime he went to a raid. Abusing your connections, you’d keep an eye out for Hunters that would take advantage of Jinwoo, luckily, he soon found a crew that would welcome him and help him. You were furious when those same people felt Jinwoo in that double dungeon.

Now, Jinwoo has a loyal group that would stand by his side. The Shadow Army.

When Jinwoo first summoned them before you, he told them they have to listen to your commands as well. You hummed and made them do silly things, even had them acting like slaves and to treat Jinwoo like the king he is. Even though they would do so without your demands. Jinwoo didn’t stop your madness but he did question why you were doing all that.

In the end, you voided all your commands and had them all kneel before Jinwoo while he was seated in an armchair. You stood by his side and smiled while you poked Jinwoo’s cheek, “Please watch over Jinwoo in my stead while he’s in battles I can’t join. You guys are the ones he can truly rely on everywhere and anywhere.”

His Shadows all bowed their heads while Jinwoo looked at you with an expression you can’t understand.

The day came and Jinwoo was reevaluated for his rank, no surprise that he made an error of things. Korea’s 10th S-Rank Hunter, you already knew the headlines would be a buzz with such a talented man. You were waiting for the day that people would name him the strongest and not the weakest. And laughed like mad did you when his silly expression was broadcasted to the news.

“Igris! He looks so silly!! Hahahhaa!!” You laughed to the point you nearly fell but the loyal knight caught you, still you didn’t stop laughing your head off. “Look at that face!”

With that reveal and look, you forgive him for not telling you about his little mining incident with the Hunters Guild. While it wasn’t his intention to reveal himself, he did catch the attention of a certain S-Rank Hunter. You egged him so long if he felt anything for her, to which he said no and told you to drop it. You shrugged and that was the last conversation you two had before he went for another dungeon raid arranged by the system he has.

You were in the hospital looking after Jinwoo’s mother when he suddenly appeared with a serious look on his face, in his hand, he held something. You left the room and let him have his time with his mother, you stayed in the hallway and just waited. You waited until an hour or two passed before you entered the room again, you nearly dropped the beraverage in your hands when you saw what you did.

“Sh.” Her angelic figure gave you a soft smile while a finger was raised to her lips to make a shush motion, you noticed her other hand combing through Jinwoo’s hair meanwhile the man was out cold by his mother’s side.

You nodded and turned to manage the paperworks so Jinwoo could leave with his mother without delay when he wakes, you also called Jinah and just said ‘come to the hospital’ without any elaboration. Truly, it’s a day to celebrate.

“This is a giant ant.” You stared at the ant Shadow in front of you named Beru.

“Kekekeke…”

“Can I leave him with you and maybe have you teach him how to act normal?” Jinwoo asked as you turned away from the Shadow.

“Why does he need that? He’ll listen what you say anyways.” Your head tilted with confusion.

“He was a killing machine before and I just… It’s a pre-caution.” Jinwoo sighed.

You smirked, “Hmm… No take backs though.”

Jinwoo nodded, “I have full faith in your teachings.” And with that he left you with Beru.

You turned to the ant who was still standing and towering over you. “Hmm, so the first thing you need to understand.” Beru’s head tilted, “Is that Jinwoo is a King above all Kings.”

“Kekekekekeke!!”

“Jinwoo is the only one that can save the world if it’s ever in anymore crisis.”

“Kekekekekeke!!”

“So, you need to address him with the right he has. Since you’re the only one he can talk to at the moment, you must lead by example.”

“Kekeke!”

You smirked, “Let’s start with some titles.”

Well, teaching Beru was a bit hard since he only communicates with monster, or insect, tongue. But you had this feeling that Beru was an excellent student and he learned everything that you taught him. You knew Beru doesn’t disappoint.

“So, is there a reason why Beru calls me ‘My Liege’ and speaks all… weird like to me?” Jinwoo questioned while you two were enjoying a lunch at his usual spot, Korean BBQ.

“Hm? I just taught him the normal stuff.” You spoke as you cooked a piece of meat. “I don’t exactly know what he says as a response since it’s all insect noises that comes out for me.”

“Huh?”

“You can’t understand them?” Jinwoo looked at you in disbelief.

“You don’t know I can’t understand them?” You looked back at him in confusion.

“I thought you could understand all this time.” Jinwoo exclaimed in mild panic. “Because you were understanding them so well and they were following your words easily!”

Your head tilted, “I just read the mood. Plus we all have one thing in mind.”

Jinwoo’s face twisted to a look of denial. “What thing?”

“Serving you like the king you are!”

Jinwoo could feel the Shadows shifting and cheering from your words while you remained ignorant of what you’ve done. He was thankful that you can’t understand them while you were peacefully cooking your food and bumping some into his bowl and he was trying to calm down from the words of his soldiers.

“The Queen is right!”

“When are you going to make a move?”

“I want to serve the Queen!”

“My Liege, your Queen is perfect!”

Jinwoo would agree that you’re perfect and he has been waiting for the moment he confesses to you, but he can’t seem to find the right timing or place when he was that busy with his S-Rank. He knows that more than just calling you his, he wants to make you his.

“Soon.”

“Huh? You said something?” You looked up to see his smile.

Jinwoo chuckled and gave you a toast, “Nothing, just answering something my Shadows said.”

Note: Haha. Shh. I'm in another fandom. Originally I wasn't going to post this story until my writing motivation stayed longer and I had more pieces, but I was encouraged by a friend of mine @forbidden-sunlight to. And here it is! Hope you enjoyed this~

Circe Y.

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#Circe's Nighty Writings #Solo Leveling #Only I Can Level Up #solo leveling x reader #solo leveling jinwoo #sung jin woo x reader #sung jinwoo x reader #sung jinwoo #sung jinwoo x you #jinwoo #Loyalty of The Shadow

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tameandsane01 · 21 days ago

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AU where Stan dies and forces random people to gamble against him until he wins, or they can't play anymore

-new flash, he never wins, no matter how many times he play

In this, I'm thinking one day Ford get's a call from someone who knows he's dealt with the paranormal and asks him to deal with a troublesome ghost, one that isn't neccesarily harmful, but annoying none the less... and also slightly pititful

-imagine Ford's surprise when it's none other than his estranged twin he's suddenly playing cards against, bloody, stabbed and very, very dead.

"Haha, welcome to Pines- FORD!?"

"STAN!? YOU DIED!?!"

"And you have an even worse fashion sense than when we were kids, are we stating the obvious now?"

Well, supposedly dead anyways.

While they play cards and other games, it give them a chance to talk (and fight) and Stan finally wins a game when they make up.

"Yeah well, I'm sorry too, ya big nerd! Oh hey, I won."

"Stan? ...Stanley? STANLEY!?"

and then Stan disappears and the Parlor they'd been playing in vanishes too.

Ironically, turns out Stan's just been having a really long nap (aka a coma) and his spirit was physically ejected from his body until he felt like he had some sort of win in his overall sucky life, making up with your estranged twin brother certainly qualifies.

"I thought you were dead you knucklehead!"

"yeah well, I thought so too!"

and then all Stan's enemies thinks he dead and he and Ford live happily ever after woo!

-also Fiddleford is just there, chillin' so very confused and surprising good at counting cards

(guys please check out the cards I spent so long on the details I'm so proud of them)

#gravity falls #artwork #illustration #art #funny #fanart #stanley pines #stan pines #mullet stan #grunkle stan

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sinnersweets · 10 months ago

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DogDay x Reader part 12

<-----part 11, part 13----->

A/N: Woo new part!!

The last three months have been busy for me. First with Christmas and New Years, then applying to Playtime to adopt, which got approved thankfully. So then I needed to attend an agency sponsored orientation session and once that finished, I needed to get ready for the home interview.

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It was the weekend and DogDay said I could take a few days off to get everything ready for the social worker. I had moved out of my apartment and bought a house. New year new home you know? I asked Sarah if she could help me unpack and she said yes. I was currently unboxing some stuff when my phone started ringing.

“Unknown number?” Is what I saw on my phone. I answered the phone and said, “Hello?” “Hi Angel!” DogDay?! Where the hell did he get a phone from? “DogDay?” “The one and only Angel.” I smiled and said, “This is a surprise, when did you get a phone?” DogDay laughed on the phone. “Oh no I don’t have one, but you just got one in your office!” “Oh? I didn’t know I was getting a phone.” I went over to the living room and sat down on the one chair I brought with me.

“Mhm which now means we can talk when you’re not here Angel! Isn’t that great?” “It is!” “So what is my lovely Angel up to now?” I playfully rolled my eyes and said, “I’m just unpacking some stuff that I brought over. I’m waiting for the moving company to bring over the rest of the stuff and the new stuff that I bought. Sarah is gonna come over and help later.” “I still can’t believe you’re gonna adopt Damian Angel.” “Haha what do you mean? You’re the one who told me to remember?” It sounded like DogDay was moving around my office. “I remember Angel. Hey! You didn’t tell me you had my letter laminated.”

I thought for a moment before remembering what letter it was. “Oh yeah, haha. I really loved it.” I looked over to my wall and the only picture I had hanging now was the one DogDay gave me for Valentine's Day. The original one was also laminated but it was here with me. The one in my office was a copy I made. “You should sing me my letter some time.” “Oh yeah? Well Angel, my voice isn’t as good as yours, but I’ll do my best. I’ll sing it to you when you come back.”

The sound of the doorbell spooked me a little. I got up from the chair and looked the peep whole and saw that it was the movers. “I’ll hold you too that love. Hey the movers are here so I’ll call you back later.” “Poo. Alright Angel, I love you~” “I love you too~ mwah! Bye bye.” “Bye bye.” I unlocked the door and put my phone in my pocket. “Hi, sorry I was on the phone.” “Not a problem at all ma’am. If you can tell me which rooms are which so that we can put the boxes in the right room for you.” I nodded and stepped out of the way to let- I looked at his nametag quickly before he walked past me- Adam. That was his name. I moved so that Adam could come in.

He looked around and I led him to the first room but my picture on the wall caught his attention. “Oh hey, what was his name again? Day-Day? No um DoggyDay? Oh! DogDay! My kids love him. He your husband?” I think my neck popped with how fast I turned to look at him. “Huh?! N-no he’s just my boyfriend.” Adam nodded and said, “Oh, apologize. I thought he was since people these days can now marry almost anything now.” I had forgotten about that law. It just started this year that anyone can marry anything, be it robots, or other characters from different stuff. I don’t think me and DogDay could get married though. He’s owned by Playtime. Just then an idea popped in my head.

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Once I showed Adam around, he and his team brought in everything and placed them in the rooms that they were meant to go in. Not long after Sarah came by and helped unboxing some stuff. After a few hours we decided to go have lunch. It was a nice day outside, so we had lunch outside the restaurant.

“Thank you again for helping me Sarah.” I said before sipping on my tea. “No prob. Not like I had anything else to do.” I couldn’t tell if she was serious or not. “You seem a little down, what’s wrong?” Sarah just chewed on her salad for a good two minutes before swallowing and said, “It’s my kid. She like has asthma and her inhaler ran out yesterday but like I can’t get her a new one because my stupid insurance doesn’t want to like cover for it and just for one inhaler is like $600!”

I was shocked. I had no idea that Sarah had a kid. “How old is she if you don’t mind me asking.” Another long pause from Sarah. She put her head down while saying, “She’s four years old, almost five.” Damn. I felt bad for Sarah. I was going to say something to her, but she spoke out first. “And don’t like ask me if my parents will like help me because they won’t. They cut ties with me once they like found out that their little fifteen-year-old was pregnant.” I saw tears stroll down her cheek. I handed her a napkin and she took it and wiped her eyes.

We didn’t say anything else after. Once we finished, I told her I needed to run into the gas station quickly to get something and she said she’d wait outside for me. In a few minutes I came back out and handed her an envelope. “Here.” Sarah stared at it before taking it and opening it up. Her eyes widened and before she said anything I put a hand up and said, “Take it. There’s a little extra in there in case you need anything else.” She had tears in her eyes and without a warning she hugged me. “Thank you, Y/N. You really are an angel.”

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It was now naptime at Playcare which meant there would be no interruptions between me and DogDay. We were both laying down on his bed. My back was to his chest and his arms were wrapped around my waist. “Ready for your song Angel?” “Mhm.” DogDay pulled me in closer to his chest. “It’s just like heaven; being here with you. You’re like an Angel; too good to be true. But after all, I love you, I do. Angel baby. My Angel baby~ When you are near me; my heart skips a beat. I can hardly stand on my own two feet. Because I love you, I love you, I do. Angel baby. My Angel baby~ Wooo who, I love you. Whoo, I do. No one could love you. Like, I do.”

As he sang out the rest of the letter, I closed my eyes and pictured what life would look like if DogDay and I were together outside of here. I then felt DogDay take off my headband and place a kiss on top of my head. “Did you enjoy my singing Angel?” I wiggled around and turned towards DogDay. “I loved it. You have quite the singing voice.” I leaned in and kissed him, and he returned the kiss back, pulling me closer to him.

My phone started ringing killing the moment. I pulled away and looked at my phone and immediately groaned. “Let me guess, it’s your mom, right?” “Yep.” DogDay sighed and said, “She always ruins everything.” I laughed at how he said that. I answered the phone. “Hey m-” “Young lady how dare you not tell me that I’d get a call from a social worker asking me questions about you!” DogDay held back a laugh as I made a face. “Mom, I told you that- ah!” I was caught off guard as DogDay moved me onto his torso. My face felt a little flushed as I was now on top of him sitting up. DogDay had this look in his eyes, like he was about to do something. “Hello? Y/N?” “Sorry mom I uh, tripped.” My mom sighed and said, “This is why you’re always hurting yourself, you’re so clumsy. How are you going to raise a child?” Rude. “Listen mom if they didn’t think I could raise Damian then they wouldn’t have made me go through everything that I’ve done already. I have to home inspection coming up and-”

I stopped talking as DogDay grabbed onto my waist and with his fingers he raised up my shirt a little bit. My heart started beating faster, and I knew by now I was blushing. DogDay had a grin on his face. “As I was saying mom, I um have the home um thing soon and I know that umm..wait nonono hahaha!” DogDay started tickling me. “Hahaha wait no waiit hahahah” “Y/N? What on earth is wrong with you?” “Hahaha stop please! Mom I- haha have to call you b-back haha!” As I hanged up the phone DogDay said, “You’re not escaping me Angel~”

Five minutes he tickled me. Only five minutes and it felt like an eternity. DogDay moved his paws away and leaned up against the wall. I laid against his chest, trying to catch my breath from all the laughing I did. “My my Angel. I’d thought I’d have you breathing like that from another activity~.” He winked at me and I almost choked on my spit. “Wha huh??!!” “Just kidding.”

A/N: Be honest, you thought something else was going to happen >:p

#sinnersweets #poppy playtime #x reader #dogday #dogday x reader #poppy playtime chapter 3 #go on and admit it!#haha

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pilfappreciator · 1 year ago

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Part 1 | Part 2

WAKE UP BABES!! DINNER IS SERVED!!!

Bruce/Brandi x Reader: part 2

Includes: GN! Reader, Vacay Lovers, polyamory, relationship headcanons, slight Bruce Jr. slander

💜 These two took things slow when they were wooing you, you better BELIEVE they're gonna do the same once you've actually been bagged

🧡 I MEAN DON'T GET ME WRONG!! They're not any less passionate about you or anything, but like... c'mon. They're middle-aged, run a full time business and are married with kids. They've got a lot on their hands already so chances are they're not immediatly urging you to move in with them or just straight up sign marriage documents (sorry to disappoint u_u)

💜 But like I said: this doesn't mean they're not good lovers

🧡 In fact I'd say in my entirely unbiased opinion that they'd make fantastic lovers! Wonderful! Superb, even!

💜 So naturally, once you find yourself added to the relationship? Expect all that supportive energy thrown your way too lol

🧡 No matter what endeavor you choose to pursue, rest easy knowing you'll have your own personal cheerleaders having your back at all times. You got a hobby you're really into? SAY LESS BABES!! Gift-giving is Brandi's love language so you bet your ass she's buying you everything you could possibly need. Wanna pursue some form of higher education, maybe get some fancy degree? BOOM, you've just signed yourself up for study sessions with Bruce

💜 (I mean like... he might not be much help if you're studying for something shmancy like law or medicine, but he will happily hold and read out flashcards for you :3)

🧡 Or maybe you just wanna help out around Vacay Island which? Yes hello they would love that??

💜 Running a business is no easy feat so the couple definitely welcome the extra set of hands (paws??). If you're more social and outgoing then chances are you're out on the front lines with Bruce, taking orders for food, welcoming guests and getting them settled in, leading activites like volleyball or the weekly shuffleboard tournament, etc.

🧡 Obviously if you'd rather remain behind the scenes, you're more than welcome to join Brandi on her end of things. Making food, booking guests into their rooms, keeping track of all the finances, etc.

💜 Maybe you're crap with spreadsheets and numbers and just wanna like... keep her company while she works at her desk? Grab her some refreshments every now and then?? Maybe even offer a shoulder massage once you've noticed she's been hunched over for too long???

🧡 I swear this woman will cherish you forever

💜 Whether you're another troll like Bruce or a fellow Vacationer like Brandi, the way you spend time with either of these two can differ

🧡 If you're on the smaller side? Bruce just enjoys getting to hold your hand while walking alongside you on the beach. The man spends pretty much all his time around literal giants and it can get a little overwhelming sometimes, so he can definitely appreciate having someone around who's more on his level (hehe). Brandi on the other hand just thinks your small size is cute! Hands down one of her favorite things is when either you or Bruce (OR BOTH) just like? Casually hitch a ride on her shoulder?? Or she'll hold you both in the palm of of her hand and just go "omigosh it's totally like holding a couple of grapes haha :D"

💜 Reader POV: Ah yes. Me, my boyfriend, and our giant girlfriend/wife

🧡 On the flipside, if you're closer to Brandi's size? This woman is taking every available opportunity to take full advantage of the fact. She's laying kisses all over your face, running her fingers through your hair, cuddling with you after a long day of work, etc etc. Technically speaking she COULD (and DOES) do all this regardless of how big/small you are... but at the same time it's just soooo much easier when she doesn't have to constantly watch herself so she doesn't accidentally crush you ://

💜 Meanwhile Bruce is just like "if either of you DO crush me... you won't hear any complaints from my end, just sayin"

🧡 Man is horrendously down bad 😳

💜 Last post i was like OUTINGS WITH BRANDI, but this post?? SURFING LESSONS WITH BRUCE! This man will not rest until you know how to ride a wave, okay, he is DEDICATED. Once you've gotten good enough, expect regular invites to the beach so you two can hit the ocean asdjahdslak

🧡 I like to think that even while running a business and family, Bruce and Brandi are still perfectly capable of maintaining a healthy love life— both with each other and you. Partly because they're just that in love but also cuz they don't let ANYTHING get in the way of weekly date nights (yeah that's right, plural)

💜 Bruce, on the phone: "Hey honey, me and (____) are outside the resturaunt. Where are you?"

"Oh, I'll probably be a few minutes. Bruce Jr. just set off a firework in the kitchen, you know how he is. But you two should go get us a table while you're waiting!"

"Alright, we'll see you later, love you :)"

"I love you guys more~"

🧡 And then Bruce just... hangs up and leads you inside the resturaunt, meanwhile you're just?? Very concerned????

💜 Dates with these two are pretty casual ngl. Neither feel the need for extravagant displays of love, so chances are the three of you are just spending some quality time together. Chillin at home without the kids, cooking/baking food together, watching reality TV

💜 (Tbh there's probably some trollverse version of The Bachelor/Bachelorett and lemme tell you that these two EAT THAT SHIT UP)

🧡 Of course if you wanna go out somewhere fancy then no worries!! Your girl Brandi knows the downlow on all the hottest spots in town and Bruce likely has enough connections to get you three reservations at even the fanciest restaurants

💜 Simply ask and these two will find a way to get it done <33

🧡 LOTS OF FAMILY OUTINGS WITH THE VACAY LOVERS HOUSEHOLD!!!

💜 At some point in the relationship Bruce will approach you and go "Hey, our son Benni has a dance recital tomorrow, did you wanna come?" and the second you say yes is the second you offically become a permanent member of the family. You are joining their monthly family camping trips. You are helping Brandi make cupcakes for school soccer games. You and Bruce are sitting down with the kids for homework help

🧡 Hopefully you've got good memory cuz you're gonna need to memorize 13 different fast food orders whenever the kids drag you to Bergen King askdhalslk

💜 Speaking of the little shits

🧡 You thought you were spending a lot of time with them BEFORE you were smoochin their parents?? Well congrats because the second you start becoming a permanent member at the dinner table, expect to have all 13 of them constantly hanging off you

💜 Maybe one of them needs your help practicing a new move they've learned from their martial arts class, maybe another wants someone to listen as they info dump about their latest hyperfixation, or maybe they just need help kickstarting their underground fireworks selling business

🧡 Cough cough (Bruce Jr) cough cough

ASJKJDHALJSKD THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN, I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH!! There were a for more headcanons i wanted to touch upon but the post was getting long lol. Definitely plan on doing more for them tho so no worries uwu

but i mean like if you guys got prompts/questions then go ahead, my asks are open 👀👉👈

#bruce jr. had like 10 seconds of screentime total #10 seconds is all i need to clock him as the family Shit-Stirer(tm)#(was gonna shorten his name to BJ but like...)#(i mean i'll slander him alright)#(but im not gonna do him THAT dirty)#trolls #trolls band together #bruce trolls #brandi trolls #Vacay Lovers #brozone #headcanon #brozone x reader #trolls x reader #x reader #spruce trolls

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What its like having a streamer boyfriend

Jschlatt x gn!reader drabble

Woo! First post in a while. Sorry for being gone lovelies, ive been busy with personal stuff. Im a bit rusty but i hope this is alright. Im trying a new format. I hope it looks okay haha. Sorry its short.

🌱 sometimes when you got bored you sat with schlatt while he edited or streamed, simply enjoying the presence of your boyfriend.

🌱 maybe you distracted him, but oh well, does it really matter that much? You couldn't help but tease him, especially when he was editing videos where viewers submitted things.

🌱 snickering to yourself as you muttered something dumb about the video, getting a annoyed glare from the new yorker.

"The headphone indent is almost as big as yours" "absolutely not."

🌱 leaving the room to go get him a drink since hes been working pretty much all day and coming back to him not even paying attention to his computer, scrolling through tiktok and waiting for you to get back.

"I brought you some- jay!" "what? I couldn't let you miss this one okay?"

🌱 hitting him (gently) upside the head whenever he snickers at a dumb joke the viewers made.

🌱 much to his dismay, eventually you began quoting some of the 9/11 jokes outside of stream.

🌱 setting up little towers around his streaming room for his viewers to eventually notice, knowing hes watching you do it but is to busy to get up and stop you.

🌱 normally, you got away with just about anything as long as you did it while he was editing.

🌱 hes a busy man okay?

🌱 never too busy for you though. Most of the time.

🌱 eventually you conviced him to let you put your computer set up in his office, although they were very different aesthetics. It made him happy knowing all of his streams had a bit of you in them.

🌱 his office was split into two sides, one mostly bare necessities and filled with merch and shelves full of rammie plushies and youtooz. The other super colorful and cutesy, having fake vines and plants to make it look cozy. Double monitors and a nintendo switch resting beside them.

🌱 for someone who loved personal space. He didnt mind sharing it with you.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #ren writes #jschlatt #jschlatt fluff #ren drabbles

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「 ✦ Clownpierce ✦ 」

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I’m… back. Greetings, my loyal followers. It has been far too long, don’t you agree?

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rules:

- go crazy!

- anything is allowed! and i mean anything! there just may be a chance i wont answer if i dont feel like it

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- my only boundary is that u make sure to respect other rp blogs boundaries :)

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lore:

- clownpierce is still dead - he is, however, in limbo.

- while in limbo, he made a deal to insert his soul onto the internet… the only thing keeping him “alive” in some way.

- now he roams tumblr! :-) woo hoo!

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extra ooc stuff:

- umm uhh hi haha

- i headcanon that clownpierce has autism because i am diagnosed and i like projecting

- other rp accounts PLEASE INTERACT PLEASPLEASPLE

- oh also the lore isn’t SUPER fleshed out sorry about that

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#clownpierce #parkour civilization #parkour civilization clownpierce #parkour villain #evbo

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bun-z-bakery · 7 months ago

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can we get some relationship head canons between dogday and angel? Who fell and confessed first? Going by your fic how would Angels friends react? Also maybe some spicy head canons if that's ok? Would dogday be a sub or Dom? How flirty is he? You can also add your own head canons too, I was just curious about what you think for those.

Absolutely! Also plz don't be shy about sending requests I love answering them! I'm very slow so I apologize! Also I have the worst memory so if I already mentioned something in this hc post I did in the previous ones. I'm just super forgetful, sorry!

Plz remember these are just my personal silly headcanons for fun :3

More dogday headcanons woo!

CW: MDNI a few mentions of some spicy stuff ahead, nothing super explicit but you've been warned!

-Dogday most definitely fell first. He probably started falling for his angel once they gave him his legs back and from there it just snowballed.

-dogday is 100% confessing first. In subtle ways like staying by your side to protect you and helping around the house, lotssss of compliments, and probably being a bit more touchy with angel.

-If Angel doesn't get the hint, he'd just plan out a confession and an at home date with whatever you have.

-so going based on my fic, angel's friends/family would probably either be supportive or try to have some kind of intervention. There is no in between. That's either

“Wow, I'm happy for you!” (is happy you found someone who makes you happy but also slightly concerned)

“Wow, you should really find someone else anyone else, plz we're begging!”

(Is actually VERY concerned / calling the nearest hospital and government officials. )

-Soft Dom dogday anyone?

(Ngl I could probably see Ethan being like “I'm happy pookie but what the actual f*@k is wrong with you?” but just smiling through his state of panic💀)

-If vanilla isn't the type of fragrance you're a fan of or want to wear that day, he will have a collection of fragrances that he likes (and totally didn't buy with our card while you were sleeping) and will douse you in before you step out.

-he's touchy, he just loved the feeling of having his angel in his hands.

-If you have to go out, he'll try to rub his scent all over you and will say it's "just a hug".

-he would want you to wear something with a sun on it, whether it be a necklace, choker, ring, hair clip, orange scrunchie, tattoo, whatever it is, it doesn't matter as long as it's orange or has a sun on it. He can't be there wherever you go so why not take something that reminds you of him? Totally not his way of marking you of course!

-depending on what his angel is into, he'd probably be super hesitant to be rough or say anything degrading, I'd say he leans more into vanilla because of fear but if you're into it and are vocal about it then don't expect him to stop anytime soon if you're enjoying yourselves.

-praises you for how good you're doing. You're really his angel in more ways than one, especially when you're so obedient for him. How could he not praise you? You most definitely deserve all the praise and another round gift.

-on a scale from 1-10 he'd be like a 5 on the flirtyness scale, but would go into a 7, once he starts he won't stop and would most definitely become putty in your hands if you flirted back.

-he would crack dark jokes at the worst times, and he'd probably make some pretty bad normal ones too. A silly guy once he's comfortable around angel and would do anything to make you laugh, even if he had to embarrass himself.

-You're sad? Haha nope not anymore. Look! He's singing while doing cartwheels and failing miserably!

-Was a good cook as a human. He would try to help out in the kitchen and knock some stuff over in the process. To avoid making a mess he'd just hand you the ingredients or utensils.

-He would also try to remember how his favorite meals tasted so he could make and share them with angel.

-not sure if I mentioned this in the past hc posts BUT I could see him wanting to have some sort of wedding to make things “as official as possible”. He'd also want to pick out rings and would wear his ring on a necklace chain, never to be taken off. He doesn't have a need to anyways.

-At some point he has thought of what living as his former self would be like and what your lives together would have looked like. He would bring it up eventually in hopes of taking that weight off of his heart. Of course he's happy with you and what you have now. Doing things together no matter how small or insignificant they may seem they mean the entire world to him. Sometimes he can't shake the thought of how different life could've been though. (We still love him either way <3)

-he would pull the "your husband" card 100%. Need help reaching a high shelf?

"Your husband's got it!"

-he'd be so happy about it too.

-silly, but if someone's looking for you, and you're not home (probably a delivery man or person who stumbled upon your house) he'd most definitely answer from behind the door.

“He's a nice fellow! Take care!”

*delivery man knocks on the door and you answer*

“I came by earlier, but your husband said you weren't home to sign, here you go!”

*you blink in confusion and start to panic*

“Y-you met him!?”

*dogday creeps up behind you and laughs*

“I heard you have a husband. I wonder who he could be…”

A/N: that's all for now! Im glad you guys enjoy my silly stories and headcanons! I do appreciate you all! thanks for reading! 🐇

#Dogday x reader #dogday x y/n #sunnyangel #dogday #poppy playtime #poppy playtime x reader #Smiling critters dogday #bun z receipt #anon ask #cute asks

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THE LOVE LASTS SO LONG (5)

In which ollie and aubrey text for the first time

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whitejadetigermovie our stars at the premiere!

WHITE JADE TIGER OUT IN THEATRES NEAR YOU

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aubreyyang WOO HOO LET GO!!!

dallasliu so proud of everyone who helped make this happen

username1 wow they look so good

dior.n.goodjohn YES MY BABIES YOUVE SLAYED SO HARD

-- aubreyyang ILY DIOR

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NEWEST ARTICLES

White Jade Tiger, the newest historical drama premiered January 20th, 2025 at the TCL Chinese Theatre. The event was gorgeous with contemporary art featuring Asian artists. CNO media managed to snag a couple of interviews. View them down below.

Clip: An interviewer smiles at Aubrey, and she greets him with a wave and an excited grin.

I: Hey, it's great to see you!

A: Thanks! It's so nice to see everyone here to support the movie.

I: Speaking of the movie, are you surprised by the success?

A: Honestly, yeah. Very much, actually! Especially with a predominantly Asian cast, not a lot of movies like White Jade Tiger get so much traction. John, our director is an absolute genius. I learned so much from him.

I: Yeah, very true. Crazy Rich Asians was a complete hit. Anyways, congratulations! I just have a few questions for you.

A: Ooh, okay!

I: Alright. What is your favourite Asian snack?

A: Definitely boba. Does that count?

I: Haha, sure. What was your favourite scene to film?

A: Um, I think anything that was in the nature. I love B.C..

I: What was your go to entertainment on set?

A: (laughs, and flushes slightly) I watched a lot of Formula 1 and 2 on set. I got to go to the Monaco Grand Prix like what, four months ago? It was super fun.

I: Would you like to go again?

A: Well, yeah, of course! It's Formula 1, who wouldn't want to go? (smiles and shrugs)

I: Well, if anyone wants to sponsor her...

A: (looks and points at camera) You heard it here! (giggles)

I: Thanks for your time Aubrey, enjoy the night.

A: Thank you! I hope you like the movie. (waves and starts off towards the next press interview)

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Caption: White Jade Tiger premiere! Go check it out in theatres near you 🐅

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hey! congrats on the movie 😁

aubreyyang

hi and ty :)

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it was really nice meeting you in monaco

aubreyyang

yeah! I had so much fun hopefully I can come to another race soon

olliebearman

let me know if your coming and we can get together w Charles and alex

aubreyyang

for sure ☺️

I need to head off to bed, but see u soon!

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goodnight 😴

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user1 UAHEHKFN DIRECTOR ERA WHAT WHAT WHAT

dior.n.goodjohn can't wait 🤫

-- aubreyyang hehehe

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dallasliu working hard or hardly working

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-- f1girlypop sorry y'all after that vid w ollie theres no way

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AUBREY YANG'S DIRECTING DEBUT

Aubrey Yang, Hollywood's sweetheart at age 18, announces her directing debut with short film Pelt, a coming-of-age story discovering the complexities of femininity and identity. Attending New York University as a film and classics student since age 16, the former of her majors is coming to use as this film started off as a finals project.

"It's so crazy," Yang tells us over coffee, "that my school project is being bought out and brought to Hollywood". The young actress turned director "loves acting with [her] whole heart" but working behind the camera certainly has intrigue.

Filming took place over the last five months, only weeks after her movie with up and coming star Dallas Liu premiered. Her success is astounding: she has won more awards before she can legally drink than most people in this industry do in their whole careers. Maybe another award is coming for this young star, only in the creative category.

dior.n.goodjohn posted

dior.n.goodjohn Pelt has been nominated for Best Short Film and Best Screenplay for London Film Week!

I am so honoured to work on my best friend's debut as a director and screen-writer. There are no words to describe seeing someone so passionate for something they do and be recognized for it. This film is our baby, so go watch it, out now on multiple platforms!

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aubreyyang when I asked you to play este in the film, I knew you would kill it. The insane vulnerability and dimension you brought to the character and screenplay is the only reason we're being nominated. you have exceeded my expectations for my finals project, and helped me bring my vision to life. London here we come baby ❣️

-- diorrrdear IM GOING TO CRY I JUST WATCHED IT AND ITS SO GUT WRENCHINGLY SAD AND ANGSTY

-- user1 "Hollywood never writes complicated female characters" UR WRONG BC AUBREY YANG IS HOLLYWOOD

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user2 literally no one cares stop pushing this narrative of being a woman is hard like shut up u don't even deserve the nominations

-- aubrollielovess who?

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olliebearman Home race this weekend, feeling like P1 🫡

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-- user2 he turned 20 got a f1 seat and is living the life I too would be a little slutty

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smoothoperatorrr55 MY PIPELINE AUBREY IS GOING TO BE IN LONDON

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Hi! I love your page so much! From the dog/ handsome man ask, who would be the home wreckers and who would suffer in the friend zone?

Gaz and König would be the kings of the friend zoned boys while Ghost and Kruger would definitely manipulate, manslaughter, and manwhore their way in Sweetheart’s relationship. Where would the other boys be?

Hello! I'm so happy that you like my page!! I appreciate it 🙏 🫂❤️❤️

WHEW NOW YOU WENT IN BABES

(What we're referring to!)

You are very right, Gaz and König would be the absolute BALLERZ of the friend zone (or the brother zone, cause she sees them like "b r o t h e r s") and then Ghost and Krueger, like the SLUTS THEY ARE, would still be trying ONE HUNNID PERCENT

So let's use this as a pyramid system! The highest is 100% brother zone, and then going down further, you get to the Slut Homewreckers. It goes as such:

The Brother Zone

König

Gaz

Rodolfo

Alex

Roach

Horangi (The Whore Medium)

Alejandro

Price

Soap

Graves

Ghost

Krueger

The Slut Homewreckers

This was so sad to write out 😢

S I K E

Lemme start with Krueger, because he's always my favorite when it comes to Sweetheart.

Short answer: Krueger don't give a flying fuck shit.

Long answer: Krueger has been heavily obsessed with Sweetheart ever since he met her. You think that'll just E N D cause she got a boyfriend? Bitch please, that just makes him want her more. That little boyfriend is just keeping her company for now. Sweetheart belongs to Krueger, she just doesn't know it yet.

Now Ghost, he honestly can't help it. If he has his eyes set on something, he's either gonna make it his or complete it with so much determination it's scary. And that's EXACTLY what he's gonna do with Sweetheart. He didn't think he would fall in love with anyone, so she has a very special place in his heart. He's a bit heartbroken that she has a boyfriend. But as I said with Krueger, that's not gonna stop him. He's absolutely addicted to her, and his addiction can't just be leveled by being friends.

Graves... Jesus. With how much Sweetheart hates him, he's still SO PUSHY. He also can't let her go just like that. He likes their banter too much. So much so, that he sees his future with her still doing this, just with her in his arms surrounded by a white picket fence. Now everytime they fight, his brain reminds him that she has a boyfriend. Fuck, well not for long. He's gonna be the most annoying, pushy asshole she has ever seen. And he's not gonna give up.

Soap-- he was honestly gonna be in the brother Zone, but I had to think... cause I have in another ask (that I haven't posted yet, lemme alone) saying that Sweetheart and Soap are best friends first and lovers last. But g o d that's so hard now because he's fallen in love with her. They're extremely close, and for Sweetheart to not tell him that she has a partner really messes with him. He can't shake the feeling of wanting her for himself. (I can also see him being so desperate and begging. I have a problem with Soap being desperate and begging, its like my whole personality)

Price DEFINITELY wasn't gonna be bro zoned. Like come on- he's so determined in everything he does. But he will feel guilt everytime he tries to woo her. The black tendrils coiling around his being, the right from wrong really be setting in his soul and he hates it. But his desires and his heart keep pushing him to do the "wroight" thing. (Get it? It's right and wrong mixed together HAHA sorry)

Alejandro wouldn't.... but also really would. He feels a connection to Sweetheart. Platonically and romantically. But the romantic weights out the Platonic, and long story short; he wants her. He doesn't want to give up, but he also wants to respect her decision. She seems happy with this man, but wouldn't she be happier with him?

Okay so Horangi is in the middle because he would be 50/50. He would respect her choice to have a boyfriend. I mean yEAH YOU SHOULD-- IDIOT. He would tell himself that it needs to be Platonic only. He would say that when he's near her, when he's staring at her, when he's about to sleep, about to eat, about to-- you get where I'm going. But what if he would keep trying? He's a dogshit gambler though, so it may not turn out right.

Roach would be too scared to be a Homewrecker. He doesn't want to lose her completely, so he will just be Sweetheart's friend. I don't think he could take it for long though, since everyone has a breaking point. Seeing her smile with her man makes him smile, but his heart is bleeding.

Alex would be a bit disgruntled, but he would get over it. She's still in his life but just as friends. He would love to kiss her though. And to wake up next to her in the mornings and make breakfast together-- BUT YA KNOW IT'S FINE, HE'S FINE

Rodolfo hurts me, man. I feel like he would be so sensitive to love. Especially when it comes to loving Sweetheart. He would just look like a sad puppy everytime he's around her cause he knows he'll never get her like he wants to. #LOVEFORRUDY2023

Gaz will be on the cusp of crying 24/7 and being jealous everytime he sees her. And her 🤢man🤢 he will be supportive though, in whatever Sweetheart does he will always be supportive. And a friend. Only a friend to Sweetheart because that's what she wants and he'll respect it. I mean shiii he has to, he doesn't want to ruin anything this good, even if it is platonic.

König, my boy. The König of the friendzone (I LIKE TO THINK IM FUNNY) alot of people think that he's "UwU Boi babygirl nervous wreck little meow meow" (which I do agree on sometimes but also-) he grew up with alot of anger, and punching the shit outta people in school and getting into fights. He would never, EVER put his hands on Sweetheart, but he will mess up his room. And she didn't tell him? He gonna shut off for quite some time. And cry. Cry a l o t. He would have to re-wire his brain to tell himself that she's taken. She's gone.

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flowerbloom-arts · 1 year ago

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The Moomins are gone. Oh no, what are we gonna do?

Coming soon: The "All New, All Different Moomins", starring just the minor/side characters of the series, people's reaction ranging from "Oh I've seen them before" to "Who the heck is that?".

Featuring: Nadya the Russian Spy, Winsy the Hermulen, Alicia the teenage witch, Misabel the depressed maid, Mabel (Mrs. Fillyjonk's maid), Aunt Emma's Niece, Muffle, Vampire, Houska and Teety-Woo.

Just a funny concept I had in mind hehe. I thought about that weird period of X-Men books following the Inferno arc were the main cast was seemingly dead and a new cast of side characters was made.

Sorry it took so long to answer your ask!!! I wasn't motivated to draw all those characters at once for the joke but then I thought I'd take the opportunity to just doodle them in class haha

#moomins #moominvalley #art #moomin nadya #moomin wimsy #wimsy #moomin mabel #misabel #moomin alicia #emma's niece #the muffle #moomin hauska #moomin vampire #teety woo

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mknae-jongho · 1 year ago

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All night long

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Seonghwa x fem!reader (reader name: janae)

Genre: Smut

Word count: 4.9k

Warnings: Jealous, hard dom!Seongwa , hair pulling , name calling( slut, babygirl) , choking , gagging , overstimulation , manhandling , pussy slapping , spanking , (unprotected sex) etc…etc… ( READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ) Sorry for any word mistakes.

Seonghwa we’re stressed out enough and his girlfriend janae are making it worse. She were flirting with mostly all of the members( mostly san & woo) Which were aggravating him even more. “woo your so funny.” she laughed leaning on his shoulder with her arms wrapped around his neck. She was doing it on purpose to see how far she can go for seonghwa to finally snap. “ janae don’t go to crazy now, i don’t want seonghwa to beat me up haha.” woo laughed. she smiled and got up to go to the kitchen to grab a snack. “hey does anyone want a snack.” you asked everyone. everyone replied with a yes.

While goin to the kitchen you noticed how seonghwa was watching you but looked away looking at his phone without saying anything. You walked out the kitchen with snacks and drinks. “you guys want to play a game??”woo asked.

You were the first to reply. “ouu yes i wanna play something.” jumping into san’s lap getting excited. San arm went around you waist because he knew the game you were playing. He looked and saw how seonghwa were looking at you two with an expression on his face. Seonghwa stared at you when he saw san lean into your ear which made you look at san and you both laughed putting your head into his neck.

Suddenly san saw seonghwa getting up walking towards the both of you. Before you turned to look at seonghwa you felt a harsh pull on your arm and pushing you back down onto the couch him sitting beside you after.“what game are we playing woo?” seonghwa asked while still staring at you with slit eyes and a scary expression on his face, his expression was so intense you had to look away to the floor. “Umm, we can play last to stay up.”

“What’s that?” san asked scooting you closer to him to make seonghwa even more pissed. “It’s a game when you hold someone on top of you kinda like a yoga position & whoever hold the person up the longest wins.” hongjoong replied.

“okay time to choose partners.”woo said. “i pick hongjoong since his a little small”jonho said.

“im choosing janae.” seonghwa said. “no i wanna be san partner,” you looked at san squeeze his muscles. “since he’s strong.” That made seonghwa hot balling his fist but he didn’t want to show his anger so he waited to see your next move.

Pairs: (jonho, hongjoong), (san, janae), (mingi, yunho), (yeosang, wooyoung)

“i guess i’ll be the judge to see who wins since i’m the only one left.” seonghwa said getting up.

“ready janae??” san asked looking at you smiling. “yes.” you got up taking off your shoes while san took off his jacket leaving on his white t shirt and black shorts. you stared at him noticing how seonghwa barely made a move.

“ouu san, how much do you workout.”you said biting your lip jokingly but seonghwa didn’t take it as a joke.

“i workout a-.” he was cut off by seonghwa. “let’s start the game shall we.” he said with a certain type of tone he use when he’s getting annoyed.

san, jonho, mingi, & yeosang lied on the floor getting in position. There were a 30 minute timer on to see who can hold the person up. “ready?” san asked. “yes boo i’m ready.” that nickname really did something to seonghwa but he continued not wanting to mess up the game.

you, woo, hongjoong, & yunho leaned back with your backs turned towards them with their legs on side of you putting down all your weight on their hands. “start” . the timer started now we wait and see.

5 mins later…

mingi was complaining about his arms hurting for the last 4 minutes before yunho collapsed, which means they were out. you and san was doin good so far. jongho and hongjoong doin great. now yeosang and woo was a different thing. By the looks of it; it looked like yeosang was struggling by his face expressions. then boom, woo went down with a laid out yeosang. “woo what did you eattt.” he said with in a exhausted voice. “haha, the shit janae cooked earlier. it was good too i was hungry as fuck so i ate about everything.”

Now it’s just you & san vs jongho and hongjoong.

15 minutes gone by in total with means there’s 15 minutes left.

jongho’s still standing and san’s still standing so we don’t know who will win so the rest of the members are just watching waiting to see who wins.

Another 10 mins gone by leaving 5 mins left on the clock. And during those last 5 mins…..Jonho finally gave up and lost which means you and san wins!!! San slowly brings you down and you butt rubbed against his dick getting him on rock hard and guess what… seonghwa noticed again getting him real hot.

San helped you get up as you both jumped and hugged celebrating your win. As everyone settled down, it’s time for movie night so everybody grabbed snacks, drinks, pillows & blankets. you sat on san lap, after sitting down you felt something poking you on your butt slightly by your private, you knew what it was you just didn’t say anything not wanting to be awkward. you saw seonghwa walking towards the couch sitting at the very end alone , legs spreaded , arms crossed and head tilted back with an angry expression. you smirked slightly knowing he’s feeling heated. “janae pick a movie.” san handed you the remote. “okay sure, how about an action movie.” you put on a action movie and leaned back on san chest pulling the blanket over you as he put his arms around your waist.

One part in the movie made you laugh as you bend down knowing san was feeling a little pleasure on his…(yk😉🤫) leaving him tilting his head back biting his lips as his legs twitched a little bit.

Sitting back up looking at the tv you saw seonghwa looking a you on the corner of your eye so you did something that may went a little too far..well a lot far…

Looking at san seeing his head tilted back, you got up and got back in his lap, but this time facing him sitting your pussy right on his dick wrapping your arms around him, his eyes shot up at you with a shocked expression.

“janae what are y-.” he was cut off by you. “shhh, ik what i’m doing.” you went even further want to piss seonghwa off some more. You pulled the blanket over you and san head putting your head in his neck inhaling his scent while hold his left cheek moving down to his stomach rubbing his abs stopping right there.

Suddenly you felt the blanket get snatched off and your hair getting pulled dragging you in you and seonghwa shared room.

“That’s how you wanna play huh?? wanna act like a FUCKING SLUT,” you felt a slap on your face. “HUH??” he grabbed you by your hair throwing you on the bed standing infront of you staring at you intensely, unbuttoning his shirt. “what are you talking about hwa , i wasn’t doin anything.” you said pushing his buttons even more… it’s gonna be a long long night for you…

“really,” his tooked off his shirt, crawling into the bed still looking at you. “so you really tryna playing with me rn.” he said grabbing your throat.

“get undressed, now.” he said pulling you out of bed before walking towards that specific dresser where you keep all your sex toys at. You saw him pulling out a vibrater, and whip, cuffs, and a gag ball.

You got undressed slowly, when you got your shirt off half way you felt a grip on your waist pulling you close to him then felt a sting on your butt cheek. “speed up!” he said then pushed you away from him making you fall back onto the bed.

You keeping up the same slow pace makes him even angrier. you heard something fall on the floor and footsteps walking towards you. you felt a yank pulling off your shirt. “ janae STOP. FUCKING.PLAYING WITH ME AND TAKE THIS SHIT OFF!!” he yelled getting aggressive and aggravated.

“aww are you getting mad, it okay pumpk-.” you said before feeling a hard slap on you face. He gripped your jaw before bending down to your level.

“You’re really pushing my buttons, it seems like i gotta show you who the fuck you should play with.”

“well it seems like i was playing with you ya know. you don’t gotta get so mad.” you said laughing. He seeing you keep pressing his buttons really wanna punish the fuck outta you and that’s exactly what he’s gonna do.

“Janae,” he looked at you. Walking towards you he yanked you by your hair pulling you out the bed before turning you around picking up the cuffs to put them on you.

“get on your knees.” he stared at you.

“no i don’t feel like it, they kinda hurt from being on san most of the day.” you said looking back at him.

Now that got him deep…

He grabbed you by the throat walking you back until you back hit the wall.

“haha, Janae…Janae, you just don’t know what the fuck i’ll do you you huh,” he said while removing the rest of your clothes. “ you just keep asking for it.” he said while laughing tryna control his anger but it’s not working.

“Get.On.Your.Knees.!! NOW!!” he yelled.

You got a little startled, and decided to get on your knees. “Good girl.” he said slapping you twice softly. Unbuckling his belt, he slid the belt out of the loops and put it over his shoulders knowing he’s gonna need it later.

Remove all of his clothes he slapped his dick across your face. “spit on it.” he grab your hair. you listened because you didn’t want to make him angrier than he already is. Spitting on it he began rubbing himself. “suck it.!” Wanting to tease him a little just a little, you kitty lick the tip licking his precum.

“Janae. Stop.” he said before sliding all of him in your mouth hitting the back of your throat. tilting his head back groaning fucking deep into your throat making you gag and slob dripping down him balls and your chin, he pulled out of your mouth before taking the belt off his shoulder holding it in his hand. “why??,” he looked down at you. you stared back at him before looking down at the floor sitting down on your feet.

“i asked you a question. Don’t make me repeat myself.” he said putting a finger under your chin making you look up at him. “hwa i was ju- i was umm-” He walked behind you before bending you forwards. “Just what.??” Spank. “huh??” Spank. “JUST WHAT??” he pulled your hair leaning you back to look at him. “beside flirting with san,” Spank. “Getting in his lap.” Spank. “Being all touchy with him.” Spank.

You were a crying mess, and boy he was proud.

“HUH.?!!” Spank. “Don’t be a bitch now, crying when you were being a little slut earlier.” Another spank landed, this time on your pussy. “OMFG HWA THAT HURTS!!” you screamed loudly while crying. “ SHUT UP.” Spank. “ don’t like this huh?” Spank. “you think i enjoyed what you were doing earlier,” Spank. “HUH!??” SPANK. “c’mon you can take it.” Spank. “ you a big dog right.” Spank. you were screaming and hollering. SPANK. SPANK. SPANK. SPANK.

“se-seong-hwa, pleaseee.” you said crying getting up running away from him. “please stop,” sniffing and crying. “Janae get over here!” “hwa”. “GET OVER HERE NOW. DONT make me chase after you now get over here!!” “seonghwa please, it hurts hwa.” He suddenly walked towards you to grab your wrist but you ran to the other side of the room. “JANAE, if i catch if i swear it’s not gon nice now GET. OVER. HERE.!!”you looked down tears streaming down your face slowly walking towards him while his still looking at you with that same angry expression gripping the belt tightly. he grabbed your wrist before grabbing your jaw pushing you back down spanking you even more for running.

“why you run, you wanted this right??,” Spank. Spank. Spank. “you asked for this shit.”Another spank. you close your eyes tightly. “look at me.” slowly opening your eyes.

“get up.” he said before standing u. “i can’t hwa.” you looked up at him with tears steady goin down your face. “you can. and you will. so. GET.UP!!” you got up slowly struggling a little, waiting for what was next.

he turned you around to uncuff you before pulling you back onto him whispering into your ear, “i was actually planning on being gentle and making sweet love to you tonight, UNTIL,” he grabbed your throat. “you decide to pull the stunts you did.”

Turning you towards him wrapping both arms around your waist & you putting your arms around his neck. “janae stop touching me,” you slowly put your arms down. “ did you think what you did was funny??” you look down quite.

“Janae i asked you a question, pls don’t make your situation worse than what it is.” “i- i.” you stuttered. “i-i-i.” he said mocking you. “hmm?” Spank. you stumbled. “what the issue?? hmm?” Spank. “cat got your tongue.??”Spank. “you got me talking to myself,” he said grabbing your jaw. “i know i’m asking you a question.” Spank. Spank. “ don’t wanna talk??” Spank. “ANSWER!”

“ i found it as a joke hwa, im sorry.” you said not feeling so tough like earlier.” “A JOKE, YOU THINK WHAT YOU DID WAS FUCKING FUNNY,” SPANK. “HUH??” SPANK. “Hwaaa, i’m sorry!!! Please hwa im so sorry.” you said crying again. He grabbed the belt again not feeling yet satisfied. “ bend over on the bed.” “Hwa ple-.” “JANAE.BEND.OVER. NOW. Don’t need no back talk.

You listen to him and bend over. You felt a hard sting on your cheek. SPANK. SPANK. SPANK. SPANK. SPANK. SPANK AFTER SPANK. “ hwa please ss-stoppp, i’m sorry pleaseeeee!” “shut up!” SPANK. SPANK. Minutes later the spanking stop.

You were exhausted but he wasn’t not even close done with you. He grabbed the gag ball & cuffs and put it on you & giving you one last spank. “come get in the bed and lay down.” he told while getting in the bed. you got in the bed and laid down as told.

He spread your legs getting in between them. He looked up at you before diving in licking and slurping making a sloppy mess. He then added two fingers spreading you open to get you prepared for him. you’re a slobbering mess even tho your moans where muffled. “mmmm hakfuhebs” that was all you could say. “feels good??” he said fingering you even faster, and sucking on your clit, you clenched around his finger and he knew you were close to cumming, so he went even faster and sucked even harder. Suddenly you squirt everywhere but that didn’t stop him, he fingered you even harder and faster sitting up on his knees to go deeper. Your legs shaking and trembling like crazy. you “MMMMMM.” he stopped to take off the gag ball. “Scream for me, daddy wants to hear you!” he said before diving his fingers deeper back into you, wanting to hear your moans he puts he head by your mouth.

“FUCK SAN” you quickly covered your mouth as you felt his movement stop. He sit up still fingers deep staring deeply into you soul. He pulled his fingers out, “you really like san huh.” he said before slapping you across the face. “moan his name again, i dare you!” He slaps you again even harder. “say it, do it.” he says getting closer laying on top of you .

“i’m sorry hwa..” you wrapped your arms around him. “Take. your. hands. off of me!!” he said pushing away your arms. “seonghwaaa.” you said in a whining voice. “shhh, i don’t want you touching me, especially after you moaned his name.” he moved your hair off of your sweaty forehead before sitting up to get under the cover.

“come here.” he pushed the cover back so you can get on top of him. Once you got on top him he put the cover on top before kissing you. He put his hands on your hips making you grind on him moving you faster and faster. He moved his lips to your neck leaving big marks so he can reminded them who you belong to.

“put my dick in you.” he said biting your earlobe. You moved your hand down to line him up at your entrance. “bounce on it.” he told you putting his hands behind his head. slowly you began bouncing up and down. “bounce faster” you sped up a little bit. He moved his hips towards yours to go deeper putting one hand on your throat and another on your hips taking over to move faster and harder into you. He pulls you closer to him. “who do you belong to?? hmm.” he grunt in you ear. you were a moaning mess so you couldn’t speak. “answer me janae, who. do. you. belong. too.??” he gave you a hard spank on you ass.

“i belong to you seonghwa,” you moaned “ i’m gonna cum hwa.” he kissed you “cum on my dick whore, cum on daddy’s dick!! ohh fuckkkkkk!” he groaned. your pussy clenched around his dick meaning you were close. Suddenly you were flipped onto your back, he put one of your legs on his shoulders going deeper. “ ohh fuck janae, your so tight mmm feels so good,” you moaned into his ear wanting to touch him but you can’t. “my little whore, all mines to use, this pussy belongs to me ,” he said thrusting harder getting close to an end . “ understood??” he made you look at him looking at your fuck out face. “hmm, do you understand?.” he kissed your lips slipping in his tongue. “yesssss, i-i underst-stand hwaaaa,” he bit his lips loving your expressions. “i’m cumming, oh my gosh i’m gonna cum hwa.” your eyes roll to the back of your head as your legs began to shake.

“daddy’s cumming too babygirl, gonna breed you so full of my cum. his moans getting louder , the sound of wet skin clapping and his moans did something to you. Suddenly a splash went everywhere on the both of you, “ fuck you squirted on me baby girl mmmm.” he bit his lips tilting his head back when suddenly a warm liquid released deep inside of you but he kept fucking you at the same pace riding out your high.

He collapsed beside you after pulling out laying on his side looking at you fucked out. he got closer to you turning your face towards him. “did you learn your lesson??”

“yes.” you replied putting you head under the cover not wanting to look at him. he continued to look at you for a minute before saying, “good, i hope you learn who the fuck you belong to & who do not play with!” he pushed your head away

“get up, so we can get cleaned up and go back with the boys.” he gave you one last kiss.

You both got cleaned up and went back to where the boys are. Seonghwa went back to where he was expecting you to sit with him. They were all still acting normal except for san, he was just looking at you , staring. you don’t know what it was so you just went to go sit beside him.

He continued to stare at you til you sat beside him, “you okay san? he didn’t say anything just continued to stare at you before he leaned in the hug up wrapping his arms around your waist, putting is head in your neck.

“i heard you moan my name , wanna tell me about that ??” he asked squeezing your waist.

“Janae!” you hear seonghwa say. you looked at him and he gave you that look. you nodded your head knowing what he mean. you felt san began to suck on your neck, and i think seonghwa noticed (🤦🏽‍♀️again) .

“SAN” seonghwa yelled which made san jump and all the members at him.

“janae get over her now.” he pointed at his lap. you got up quickly and walked towards him sitting down on his lap facing him, he put the blanket over the both of you covering you both up. “do i need to take you back there.??” he asked you looked deeply on your eyes. You shook your head no. “ Remember your place janae.” he whispered into your ear before your kissing from your jaw to your lips.

#SoundCloud #ateez smut #ateez #park seonghwa smut #seonghwa x reader #seonghwa smut #park seonghwa x reader #park seonghwa x y/n

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hush-writes-preg · 1 month ago

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Other than the pair I commissioned you to write about there's this cambion I made for a nsfw text based dnd game. I think her name was Brandy? Either way her introduction to the party was to disguise herself as a halfling and absolute STUFF them full of food before wrangling one of them into a contract to help her breed some monsters in exchange for her help out of the forest and a long rest. She showed up again later and was in the process of wooing the player she was in a contract with when the game fell apart in the way all dnd games do lol

Talk about an unforgettable introduction! Brandy sounds like quite a fun lady, haha, though that might be because she hits a few of my interests. I'm sorry to hear that the game fell apart, though. That really sucks.

I have a soul-wrenching need to join a campaign, especially an NSFW one, but I've never gotten lucky enough. My introverted tendencies really make it difficult to find one.

#hush answers #themightyfluffyone

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theworldofkree · 3 months ago

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I love your story and your babies SOOO much, I am also in love with you version of Harpies!! Thank you so much for making them and letting us be apart of their world, it's the absolute best part of my life haha, I cant stop thinking about them I've had a ton of questions...can I ask more about a harpies life span, their mannerisms and mating rituals in general?

Do they dance like other bird in addition to presenting stuff? (I would give my kneecaps to see Kree attempt to dance for Clara <3) Are there cross breeds or different types of harpies? How are mating feathers made? Do harpies have to be a certain age to make them? If they get older and have no mate what happens, can they still make mating feathers? Are harpies more solitary or hang out in flocks? How strong are their family ties/bonds with each other, would you say their bonds are stronger then humans (since they mate for life unlike most humans) How many children do harpies have in their lifetime? What happens to orphaned Harpies? Is there any difference in mannerism in offspring depending on their parents coupling? Can I ask more about lesbian harpies? If Kree had been a female would Clara still have caught his attention? How would his life have been different if Kree was a female? Would he still be considered unattractive by his own kind?

Unrelated but I was curious, what happens if a human were to consume magia? would they get sick? or would it give them light magical properties?

Sorry about all the questions, I know it's a lot and only if you feel comfortable answering, I just really really love your lore and you, I can't wait for the comic!! Thank you again for including us in your beautiful world and precious characters! loveyouokaybye

That's a lot of questions! But I'll try my best to answer them.

Harpies can live up to 200 years old, so twice as long as humans do. Since they are people and not animals, they have various ways of trying to woo partners, but it's typical for the males to seek out the females and for the ladies to ultimately choose who becomes their mate. The process can involve dancing, gift giving, singing, showing off useful skills, etc. There are yearly festivals/celebrations held in spring to allow for males and females to meet and woo each other, but I honestly haven't dived too deep into what those entail.

Harpies tend to stick to their own species so there's not really any cross breeding with other magical creatures, but there's a large variety of bird-like traits within their own species like color and feather placement that makes harpies able to look very different from one another.

Mating feathers are made by focusing the magia within a harpy to one particular location of their body and infusing a newly growing feather with that power. Only adult, fully developed males can create mating feathers and they magically attach to their chosen mate in a place she/he chooses.

They can make multiple mating feathers, but once someone has accepted one, they lose the ability to, making harpies mate for life. It's possible for them to make mating feathers again if their partner dies, but most wouldn't want to. Harpies can spend their lives alone without mates if they choose, but since harpies stick with immediate family and kick out siblings/ children when they're old enough, it's a more dangerous life to live alone having to provide and fend for oneself. Harpies can make friends with others, but "flocks" aren't really a thing for them. Their family comes first always, but their partner is the most important of all.

I don't know if their familial bonds are 'stronger' than humans, I think that's a bit unfair since humans can love deeply. But they are less likely to hurt/betray/take advantage of the ones they love than humans since they mate for life.

Harpies can have many children in their lifetime and can have anywhere from 1-5 children every spring. Unfortunately, many harpy children don't make it into adulthood due to the dangerous areas they live. They get eaten, injured, and lost very often despite constant vigilance from their parents. Orphaned harpies simply don't make it unless they're old enough to fend for themselves or if they get adopted into another family, most likely by a mlm harpy couple.

I don't know about the mannerisms thing, they all have their own personalities that have more to do with their experiences rather than who their parents are. As for lesbian harpies, they're practically non-existent. Harpies are being actively hunted by humans, and females have the most dangerous job of being the family protector. They die young often and there’s much less of them around now than there used to be. If a female happened to be a lesbian, she would have a very difficult time finding another like her. Harpies also have a stronger, instinctual urge to breed than humans do, so they have a stronger inclination towards males naturally.

If Kree had been a female, he and Clara would have never met. He would have easily gotten a mate despite being smaller, and his lack of fancy colors or patterns would have been within beauty standards, since female harpies are typically duller.

Most humans get temporarily sick when consuming magical plants or animals and tend to stay away from them. The only ones who consume magia regularly are southerners who, over time, have built up a resistance to the ill effects of magia. They get sick because non-magical bodies are not equipped to process magia through them. But, if a human can get past the initial sickness, magia can have a preventative medicinal effect similar to eastern medicine.

Phew! I did it! Hope this all makes sense and helps you understand Kree's world a bit better. It's funny when folks like you seem more interested in my harpy culture than even I am, but it's super nice to see.

#ask #harpies

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