#won't elaborate rn

[spilledmilkfkdies]

For scientific purposes. Say, you were in a courtroom. You're looking at possibly lifelong in solitary confinement for a crime you didn't commit. Duman is your lawyer. He knows of your innocence, but he also absolutely despises you for some reason.

OR- Or!!

You're about to go in for life altering surgery, in walks Duman to perform it. He has a valid medical licence and several years of experience. He has also skipped lunch and thinks medical malpractice is kinda funny. But not haha funny, only nose exhale funny.

Also keep in mind that he just straight up looks like this in both scenarios, they're just letting him do that for some reason, don't think too hard about it- It surprisingly does not affect his credibility in any way. Except maybe in your eyes.

[mine-ventures]

How do baby zombies exist? Are they just dead/infected children or do the ubdead somehow- reproduce?

— Th-that m-means yes, sadly. . . They're in--fected, Dead ch-children. . . —

[taniushka12]

still think it's so funny that the two things I'm dead set on from an fbc director alan au have nothing to do with alan himself like

Barry is his head of communications, a position he gained solely on nepotism. Alan became the director and not a single week later this random guy they've never seen before became the head of a department, but they can't complain too much bc he Is pretty good at his job 🙄

I know in my heart of hearts that alice and langston would be friends :)

[lesbianneopolitan]

Imagine toga in the ever after lol i think she would have a time.

honestly, the idea alone is kinda funny JKNFKGBNKFNGB

my Neo post V9 ended up eating some of the locals in some of the acres, so, I MEAN, it could end badly

[ithacanradio]

so sad that the arcane lesbians are a cop and a class traitor like they're very cool characters but everytime i see them i get the same feeling as when i have to be fake polite to the local police at my job

[love-toxin]

i want to be sandwiched between link and sidon and fall asleep snuggling them (,~,)

me.....memememememe........I'm replaying totk and....me. i wanna zora fish husband......I'm playing majora's mask for the first time in like 20 yrs too and although I'm not the biggest fan of the game it has so much good zora lore. I've been thinking back to one of the clingy link fics i did and i love this idea ^^^ with link acting like a little jetpack. prince sidon is nice & handsome & he adores link but the hero's just giving him a stinkeye while he holds you from behind, totally oblivious to your embarrassment at him being so cuddly when all the other zora are around. maybe he even snuffs out each piece of the zora armour set just so he can wear it around you in the hopes that you fawn over him the same way you do sidon. or maybe he'll stumble across the zora mask, and then, who knows?

[schrodingersbabe]

horrible day for girls* with inferiority complexes

[radioregine]

i think my gender is 'bisexual'

[allegedly-writer]

People will tell you that Mark Hoffman is dog-coded, and they're correct. But what they won't tell you is that every apprentice is dog coded in their own special way.

[daincrediblegg]

no offence to edward little fans but he's kindof just a wet cracker to me

[deadrlngers]

no but thinking of violante's manic state following her murder of ruven and that sick game of association-replacement played by gortash where he acts just like ruven did, picks up some of his behaviours and mannerisms and speech patterns he specifically used with violante and that he knows of well bc he observed and studied them interact, so that he can fill up the now empty spot left by ruven's death.

[beast-feast]

I'm actually fucking insane. I love being ill and having a type. Okay goodnight

[aziofgrim]

I finally ginished the 12th httyd book and well um. I'm gonna just sob now what- What?? :')))

[rowavolo]

Neuvillette letting me nap in his office when I'm sleepy (which is always) n we just quietly keep one another company and it's rly pleasant and nice.

[dunderbread]

I’m sorry I’m sending a lot of hate towards jimmy page. I just really hate him, I’m glad I’m not the only one that hates him. He just hurts so many people in his life he doesn’t deserve happiness.

I understand. if I may be serious for a moment I think deprecating jokes are fine in small doses but sometimes I think its good to not forget why you're making jokes about hating a person – there's the commonly cited reason that you'll be numbed to the bad things they did and not care as much, but I think the reverse is true too, you can forget why it is you care so much that you feel like you can say whatever you want about a person and not feel bad about it. that being said I've seen some shit in my time and I definitely don't feel bad hating page on main (I just dont post every single ask I get cuz it can get repetitive after a while)

[stick-by-me]

Some stickers to get your day started!