#woke up so confused
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misshugs · 7 months ago
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tw: non/con, dark
i did NOT just woke up from a nap where i dreamed about colby (and friends) having a club and drugging you, fucking you in the middle of a bunch of people while the drug makes you aroused and unable to even talk back or anything
wha.... what is my brain??
i also dreamed about writing it down only to "wake up" and remembering i didn't?? the fuck?
lord have mercy
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infinite-ticking-clock37 · 11 months ago
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I had a dream that the III finale was split in to 4 parts and in the first one Silver said he liked rock music and there was an evil Hatsune Miku that stole everyones pets and Candle was there and was green for some damn reason (Silver was still a simp) and Nickel was also still there and apparently they (Silver, Balloon , Cabby, and Nickel) all summoned some dude who played rock n roll and then accidentally killed the dude and Silver was devistated.
That was the first part, and the dream ended after that so ig I'll never know who won
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vanwizard · 2 years ago
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okay i will admit i enjoyed these three in the like. one scene they were actually all on screen together.
sofia voice shut up and get the fuck out goncharov, i’m gonna fuck your wife now.
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bizarrelittlemew · 1 year ago
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calling it right now that season 3 starts like this
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months ago
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I was hanging out with a group of friends and I did a super cool flip onto the railing. One of my friends looked at me and asked, "How did you get so good at talking?"
I replied, "I sold all my teeth to the devil." And proceeded to give a big toothy smile.
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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 2 years ago
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Danny covered his nose with his hand. Where ever he landed smelled absolutely foul, like rotten fruit and burning tires mixed with chem lab.
"Remind me to bring a face mask the next time I explore the Infinite Realms." He muttered, before kicking a soda can down the alley he was in and being repulsed by the squelch sound it made when it came into contact with a very questionable looking puddle, "Better yet, a gas mask." He glanced at the puddle again, "Or I could go full Hazmat." Clockwork had told him this world was full of superheros and villians and to steer clear of it, but once he learned there were aliens in this world he couldn't help himself. Danny had always been weak to his curiosity, but he liked to believe he was cautious, and chose to stay in his Phantom for for added protection.
Turning on his heel he exited onto a deserted street lined on one side by a chain-link fence. The sky above him was filled with clouds so ominous and dark that Danny honestly couldn't tell you if it was night or day, all he knew was that it was going to rain soon and hopefully these awful smells would be drowned out by the downpour.
Danny got his wish only minutes later. Thankfully Phantom was unbothered by the cold and could just bask in the rain as it fell apon him. A lesser known fact about ghosts is that thier clothes are made from thier ectoplasm and are part of thier bodies, much like a second layer of skin, so one would be able to feel things on thier clothes as easily as they would with thier bare skin. The level of sensitivity varies with the type of clothing however. All this to say Danny loved the feeling of the rivulets of rainwater traveling down his ghostly hazmat suit.
He was so preoccupied with enjoying the sensation that he didn't notice anything was wrong until he was jolted forward from the weight of someone landing on his back. The person was quick and precise, taking no time at all to have his wrists pinned behind his back and- weirdly enough- thier teeth digging into the material around his neck.
His parents designed the Hazmat suit Danny was wearing not only to deal with dangerous chemicals, but to fight supernatural foes. The area around the neck was reinforced with the intention of protecting against fatal gunshots and decapitations so naturally someone's jaw wasn't going to be enough to break through to his neck.
Danny let out a laugh as the person kept chewing on his neck like a confused puppy. Oh, Danny thought, they've gone feral. It was odd for someone to go feral but it could occur when a person has gone through something traumatic recently or through extreme stress. It made sense since the person ridding piggy back on him was dressed like a superhero. Danny wondered if that was why the person didn't have a scent. Danny learns facepalmed when he remembered that scentblockers existed and not everyone's scent dramatically changed whenever they went out as a hero. The scent change was probably one of the few things that have kept him alive up to this point to be honest.
"So, I guess you're not going to tell me why you're chewing on my neck like the worlds most pathetic vampire, are you?" No one deserves that title more than the fruitloop to be honest. He made a mental note to use that one against Vlad the next time he saw him.
Chewy whined at this, seeming to slump a bit from the apparent failure to bite him. What was that about? Was this actually a vampire? How would a vampire even react to Dannys ecto-blood combo meal anyway? Would it be like food poisoning? Or would it taste amazing from one undead to another. "I'm not exactly human, are you sure you wanna bite me? I might not taste so good." Danny warned, but the moment he mentioned letting the person bite him they were eager again.
Danny chuckled and unzipped the material only a bit before it was loose enough to move out of the way. The vampires bite came with a sharp pain like he expected but there was no suction. No drinking of blood. Just some weirdo biting Danny on the neck. Huh.
Danny hoped he didn't get rabies from this.
He must have accidentally said that out loud as there was a small laugh from the rooftops above them. There stood another person in a superhero outfit with some really tall dude dressed as a giant bat, and that was when Danny decided to bail. It was one thing to let a maybe vampire bite you in a random street in the middle of the night but more of them? And ones a big scary furry? Hard pass.
Phantom did as Phantoms do and went invisible and intangible, escaping from Biteys jaws and startling the heros. He ignored the distressed whine Munchy let out after loosing their spookyest chew toy and quickly rubbed the scent gland near dannys jaw on the top of thier head as an act of comfort before bolting.
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Danny poked at the bite mark on his neck. Screw rabies, he better not get turned into a werewolf. He didn't need that on top of his ghostly crap. Sam seemed fascinated by the mark, after all, it wasn't every day that Danny got a scar, especially one so obvious. Most injuries heal quickly and leave no trace of him ever being injured in the first place which helped a lot in keeping his secret identity.
Luckily Danny hadn't needed to lie to mom and dad. He truthfully told them about some wierdo jumping off of a nearby rooftop and plunging thier teeth into his neck and that two other people had tried to corner him during this. He assured his mom that he had gotten away quickly but was a little shaken by it and his dad praised him for being brave and managing to escape.
That was nice. But he still had to figure out what was up with this bite...and why he felt so compelled to go back to that city.
Back to that hero.
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Aka an A/B/O au where in Danny's universe all the Alphas are extinct and the betas followed soon after and the DC universe all the Omegas went extinct and betas followed after . Not like a "they finally went extinct in the 1700s after centuries of thier numbers dwindling" thing and became a myth/fairytale (tho I like that too) but a "this might be the missing link between cave men and modern humans" kinda thing.
Its up to you which bat bit Danny and exactly what that means. I love abo aus without smut cause there's so much potential for chaos and I am very much ace.
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g0gglez-eyeballz · 3 months ago
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AAAAAAAAA I LOVE ASHURS CONTENT! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ill post Argos and Mr Plant art soon!
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nemoys · 1 year ago
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN CXS SNAPPED OUT OF MIND CONTROL BECAUSE HIS DAMN BOYFRIEND JUST JUMPED ON TOP OF HIM OUT OF NOWHERE ???? HELLO????
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dizzybizz · 9 months ago
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man it's him the man
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the-sunshine-dims · 24 days ago
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Shoutout to my dream last night for sending hardcore!sherb to the damn Aether
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crowsinacoat · 1 month ago
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My Dark Urge character inspired @meanbossart DU Drow character sheet and using his stats block base
And the separate pic of him
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ur-ghostgirl · 2 months ago
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i just think itd b cool to wake up to someone shushing me n telling me to go back to sleep while they fuck me ://
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momomallowart · 4 months ago
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Sloppy toppy
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coffee-dere · 11 months ago
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The brain-rot is terminal please help
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morganbritton132 · 2 years ago
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Eddie was an insomniac before Vecna and he definitely was one after Vecna so he films quite a few of his TikTok’s laying in bed just talking about stuff. You can always hear Steve snoring beside him and people will give him suggestions on what Steve can do to elevate the noise or whatever, and Eddie is just like, “I like the snoring, guy. If I can hear him than I know he’s alive and I know where he is.”
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rpgchoices · 10 months ago
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FINAL ROUND!!
This is the finals where you will have to vote your favorite rpg romance for female characters. Wyll Ravengard won the other side against Garrus, and here we have a battle of the Baldur's Gate 3!
On one side we have Lae'zel, young arrogant warrior being thrown in a war bigger than herself, she is harsh, and also incredibly supportive, she is there to save YOUR life, but at the end of the day she will have to learn horrible truths about her people and she will learn to love the new world around her and to see beauty and gentleness in it.
On the other we have Karlach, barbarian of the hells, an optimistic enthusiastic tiefling who has been forced to fight in a war against her own will and is now finally free for the first time in ten years. She lives on a timeline, and she is trying to enjoy life to the fullest because of the engine installed in her chest. Her romance is quite unique as she cannot touch the player (for a bit of it)!
Both characters can be romanced by any gender and any player character!
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