#woe is him

[johaerys-writes]

his hair is sooo messy when he wakes up

(disasters Achilles featuring a perpetual case of bedhead + his favourite hair tie)

[phantomuheist]

Quietly grumbles and eats the entire box by himself.

[anger-mxnagement]

GEE, he sure wishes there was a BIG , STRONG , NAKED DWARF TO GIVE THIS DAISY TO- 

[trustme-imamedic]

Ugh he really doesn't feel like moving. It's a shame there isn't some big strong mech around to taxi him around

[asklordcaptaincastronova]

✍ + embarrassment (Watkyn)

Ghastly. Here he was with no wife on his arm. Oh the woes of the single life, unmarried, unattached. A public display of ineptitude at Amadeus in securing a future for the Dynasty by replacing the cygnet wench.

He grabbed a fresh snifter, ah, yes worth a sniff. Truly this was even worse than the ol ball and chain trying her luck at a bit of skeet shooting.

Tosh. This aloneness, surely a wife could be purchased for the evening at least! Cheaper than a starfalcon or whatever they were.

[mipmoth]

[Image]

[abyssruler]

melusines and misunderstandings

neuvillette x gn!reader

you ask neuvillette out on a date, but as always, fate conspires to give the prettiest faces the most oblivious minds. luckily for him, the melusines are there to offer feedback as his pseudo-therapist.

Neuvillette thinks you have a crush on Lyney.

He doesn’t begrudge the magician for capturing your heart, not when it paints a lovely look on your features as you stared up at him with stars in your eyes and asked him if he could accompany you to the twins’ latest magic show.

He says yes, of course, if only so he may see they way your face lights up in a brilliant smile. His cheeks flush a light shade of red when you grasped his hand in gratitude and told him to meet you tomorrow in the afternoon.

Later that night, he lays on his couch with a distinctively depressed air.

“It’s a date!” One of the melusines tries to reassure him, the rest of them chirping their agreements as they crowded around his slumped form.

“It is not,” he tells them solemnly, “the magician Lyney is the person they want to see.”

“They could have gone alone, but they asked you to come watch the show with them. It must mean that they want to spend time with you, Monsieur Neuvillette!” A chorus of yeah! and yes! come after that proclamation.

Neuvillette isn’t convinced, but for the sake of the melusines, he will put on a brave face and pretend that he believes them. If only so they will not worry anymore.

“Yes, I suppose all of you are right.”

✧

They were, as it turns out, right.

You laugh, a hint of incredulousness and amusement in your voice.

“Wait—you think I like Lyney?” You dissolve into another fit of giggles.

Neuvillette finds himself at a loss for words. “So… you do not like him?”

“No!” You gasp, as though the idea of liking Lyney was an outrageous thing. “I’ve given you so many clues! How have you not realized it yet?”

He blinks, tilting his head in confusion, but an idea begins to form in the back of his head. Hope and disbelief war inside him, but he needs confirmation from you to truly believe the thought that has formed in his mind.

You smile, equal parts fond and exasperated.

“I like you, not Lyney.”

And, well, he supposes Lady Furina’s claims of him being an oblivious nut has more truth to it than he once thought.

[foldingfittedsheets]

We have this new guy at work. Now previously the team was six people who were all highly agreeable and I felt quite fortunate in my placement. Within a few minutes of meeting the new guy, the seventh guy if you will, I was dismayed to realize he was sexist.

I decided to try to wait and see if maybe my impression was off. Sure, he spent all shift whispering with the male store manager, but that could be because he was new.

Later on shift with another lady I cautiously asked what impression she’d gotten from him. “What, like how he’s super sexist?” she asked.

I burst out laughing and admitted I was glad it wasn’t just me.

After working with him today again I’m leaning toward adding narcissistic to his tally as well. I’ve never been interrupted more in conversation, the second the closer (a guy) walked in me and the other lady dropped off the face of the earth, and he just talked about being headhunted for a job that makes 20K a month, how he wants to own five cars, how I was wrong to get a laptop when tablets are sooo much better, and how AI can be compassionate actually.

[gibsalotdoodles]

see no evil, speak no evil

[kokomini9]

can't trust the words behind the fangs 🐍🎭 a doodle with my take on his mask :3c

[whispertree-coll]

so um. that elevator ri❌️

me regretting the elev❌️

shit um... she regretting my v❌️

she r❌️❌️❌️❌️

OKAY GOD DAMN. TAKE YOUR FUCKING WALLTER I GUESS. FUCK. SEE IF I CARE. UGH.

[gordonsicedcoffee]

(potato qualityᵀᴹ) behind-the-scenes footage of leigh whannell

[silvsarts]

I am the prophet, with the answers you seek...

Underworld saga going crazy

[shadowbreaker]

Psychic attack via tiktok fyp

[rakkuntoast]

this is their dynamic to me

[lemongogo]