#woah.... maybe i can't....
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is something in the air or is it just me bc im so depressed and sad and disappointed and i keep crying all the time n going through the worst week ever. i need someone to fix me!!!!!!!!!! (by killing me. a gun is preferred but i'd be okay with anything atp)
#em talks#anyway.... so how is everyone doing#HEHE JK.... unless?#i can fix emmy (no really i can)#woah.... maybe i can't....
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Vampire Mercedes lore doodles (and vampire Lorenz bullying)
#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo#these were stewing on twit for a bit cuz I had other doodles I wanted to doodle#BUT ALAS even doodles take time and energy. maybe in 3-4 months from now#2023 art#fe3h#mercedes von martritz#Lorenz Hellmen Gloucester#in this AU mercedes can go outside and enter rooms and stuff she just cannot see her reflection#lorenz cannot eat certain things but otherwise hes good to go#well that and the blood drinking stuff#i can't write fics but i would like everyone to imagine in their head the comedy hijinks of Ingrid Felix and Ashe trying to hunt a vampire#while Mercie Annie and Sylvain are like woah vampire?? so weeeeird#Annie knocking over and smashing things into every mirror while mercie stands there like#'you could have also just put a sheet on it...?“#meanwhile Dimitri is fighting his own demons he has no idea what's going on communication is dead just like his dad#Lorenz going on a lore dump about Gloucester's history w vampires#hilda rolls her eyes but when she looks over at Claude he's furiously taking notes the absolute nerd
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Can anyone please reassure me that I'm not crazy for thinking that Joseph Quinn as Emperor Geta in Gladiator 2 was hot as fuck. Thank you.
#joseph quinn#gladiator ii#gladiator 2#emperor geta#i can fix him#no really I can#woah maybe I can't
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The Nerevarine, looking at Dagoth Ur: Obviously I can't fix it.
The Nerevarine: But I can screw him. Maybe that will calm him down.
#it actually does not#i can fix him woah maybe I can't#this can actually apply to a lot of tes pairings? huh#dagoth ur#house dagoth#nerevarine#oc: alvivecia sithola#red mountain#citadels of the sixth house#nerevar queue and star#incorrect quotes#incorrect elder scrolls#incorrect morrowind quotes#tes#the elder scrolls#morrowind#the elder scrolls iii: morrowind#source: tumblr
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horizon forbidden west | aloy 108/?
#horizon forbidden west#hfw#aloy#hfw aloy#so this is a weird one#before guerrilla (devastatingly) took the jump glitch away from us in the ps5 version#i glitch-jumped my way to the top of the uppermost dragon in the underground portion of las vegas#you know when you're retrieving the burner for morlund? there's a dragon above the one you climb on#and i wanted to get up there. so i did :D#but in the process i ran into this SUPER BLINDING MEGA BRIGHT light#i can't remember if the light it was throwing showed up in the legal game area? it was high up on a wall where you'd never be#i don't think it did because i ran into it and i was like WOAH WUT#and. it was SUPER bright. i think these pics are with the brightness turned all the way down. maybe overexposure too#but i thought they were kinda cool anyway. so here they are
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Didn’t know you had it in you, did you (Patreon)
#Doodles#Adventure Time#Fionna and Cake#Simon Petrikov#Winter King#Winterkov#What? Me? Enjoying a self/ ship ft. two dorks wearing glasses? Haha couldn't be me that doesn't sound like me at all#Trading one Tom Kenny brainworms for another sheesh - Tom Kenny stop voicing queer scientists challenge (impossible)#I hadn't drawn Simon before but I have known he's a massive cute for a heck while now lol#And yeah confirmed - he's Really fun to draw especially this iteration#His crows feet and hair streak ugh <3#Plus I've just missed this style of eye more than I realized haha#And Winter just flows off my pencil like water like woah#I blame Spamton at least partially for that lol although he's easier to draw than Spamton :0#Spamton is very fun! Winter's just easier for some reason :0#Maybe 'cause he's so soft-faced haha ♥ And I don't use my colours on him lol#Honestly I only count this as self-slash on a technicality - yes they're both Simon bodily but that's not really Simon in Winter anymore huh#Maybe to some extent - he's still a scientist and all but honestly there's a comment I can't stop thinking about since I saw it#About how really that's The Crown using Simon as a host just without the madness - and his skills aid in keeping him lucid#So it's like a ghost puppeting your clone's still-living corpse more so than kissing yourself :) In my opinion lol#And I don't say that to get away from self-shipping! I love that stuff!! That's just genuinely how I read Winter now haha#Not that he wouldn't play into it lol#I've seen a ''I am like this so you are also like this :) Right Simon? :) You're like this'' and I enjoy that very much#Manipulative so and so <3
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oh i just know someone is editing a tiktok of spider to "i can fix him (no really i can)" as we speak
#yikes on yikes on yikes#the jokes he made across the bar were revolting and far too loud...i can fix him no really i can (and only i can)#but the 'woah...maybe i can't' is the most important part!!!#spider white#spencer white#heartbreak high#hbh s2
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anyways I'm probably gonna post a couple more sheets today
#marching band#marching season#Field band season#Can't wait for indoor#I wonder how many characters are going to actually manage to play a wind instrument#I wish some of the Law of Talos characters could actually breathe#Cough cough Karl and Climber#WOAH WHO SAID THAT#lawoftalos#law of talos#Awesome sauce#yippee#marching band au#I wonder if there's other marching band aus that exist#Endzone#castle of nations#Maybe even more OCTs will be included 😌
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15. Do you prefer writing one-shots or multi-chapter fics?
I tend to prefer writing one-shots! I love to read multi-chapter fics, but I always get so worried that I'll lose motivation and just, never come back to it :') My first fic on AO3 is loosely a multi-chapter, in the sense that I've left it open to return to someday, but haven't had any interest to pick it back up in years lol. There's something very punchy about one-shots as well - I have a pretty solid split between short and long one-shots, but it's so satisfying when I Finally have a long one finished!
I also like making connected one-shots, or sequential one-shots, but letting them stand on their own so?
32. What’s a fic you’d love to write, but probably never will?
I think I had a Vargas fic idea at one point that I so badly wanted to read but didn't want to write, and made some concept sketches and an outline for and everything lol - something with the Jake/Edgar/Scriabin dynamic ♥ I do know that someone made a missing scene-fic about Scriabin and Jake's first interaction that I've been quietly making eyes at - next time I'm into Vargas for sure 👀
As for love to write, hm... Probably this overly-convoluted Osmosis Jones NTR fic that I've had in my back pocket for way too long honestly lol - ever since I learned about netorare they were my first and only choice but it's so all-hurt-no-comfort and kinda dark and sad and while it sounds really fun, the self-consciousness monster in the back of my head is like "Really? The White Blood Cell Movie? For that?" lol
#Woah an original post#Ask#Thank you! :D#It's funny 'cause I start a lot of WIPs and then the next WIP will be inspired by a previous one and I'll just be sitting here like#Well I have to finish this one first. I can't post this one even if it's done sooner. Oh no#Cough cough has already happened check out my DW for my Helix technically-a-standalone-but-actually-a-sequel fic lol#I have like...three SCII fics that are like that lol#I'm getting close to finishing one of them tho! Like 80% done!#And then there's my KoiBo therapy fic that I started before getting therapy and has just been...sitting there lol#I started the second chapter on it and I really like the intro but it feels so scattered after that haha#As for the other two I just want to see more Jake because I'm love him <3#Before I read I kinda wanna get all my own speculations out of my system just so it's Out and I'm Good lol#But I gotta be into Vargas for that to happen so back-back burnered lol#And then the OJ fic lol - I have made some concept sketches about it! I genuinely think it's interesting#But it is also very funny to me that Most of my OJ ideas are very dark and Really skirt that line of like ''Is this okay??'' lol#I think it's because I read some very dark OJ fics at a - formative? time in my life lol#Maybe I will at some point - I'll stop pushing it around my plate and actually dive in someday lol#For now I reallyyyy want to finish the SCII fics that I keep accumulating lol#I started a new Helix fic the other day..................... It's fine I'm fine it's not a problem I'll definitely finish it >.>#SCII#Vargas#OJ#Lol
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the pain of dying your hair and being super happy with it and expecting maybe a couple friends to notice, and then it's been 2 months and nobodies said anything and the temp dye has almost completely washed out
#My posts#Like I know it's selfish to expect/hope for compliments but like#It's been 2 months#I had hoped that someone would have at least. Noticed.#In their defense it wasn't like a BAM WOAH DYED HAIR kinda thing#Just some assorted red streaks in my dark brown hair that matched really well while still being noticable#Ah well it's synchronised swim season now I can't dye it again until the end of May#Maybe I go permanent next time
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tfw you're deliberately making yourself so attached to your fictional characters to combat loneliness
anyway i miss them. i was just writing them yesterday lmao
#benedict is being so horrible to anthony rn#i love it#am i taking it out on anthony a bit? yeah maybe#a/b fic#fic talk#lots of pointless posting. why not. it's my blog#kinda felt like maybe writing a pinned post on rpf#and rpf vs actual rl shipping#but we'll see#i've spent so long in rpf fandoms (2008-2023) that when i came out of it was like woah what is this rpf hate#things that f1 people don't understand/don't think about/aren't aware of#BASICALLY. you can write rpf. but i don't think anyone actually believes that character A and B are actually together irl#like. i probably have less thoughts about e.g. jb than some jb ppl have. but if i write fanfic about him then it's Bad#but like. it's the fictionalised version of him that i have in my head. not the actual person. like.#you will /never/ know the actual person. and rpf is for you and your friends. you don't show them to the actual person jfc.#ugh idk some people get so rpf hatey. so in that sense... the f1 fandom is nice. we all know this#and then coming to bridgerton and people being SO FUSSY about this and that. gatekeeping. saying you can't write this or that#that if you write this or that then that makes you a bad person/secretly supporting whatever you wrote in the fic#chill the fuck down#bridgerton is probably the worst fandom i've ever been in in terms of the fights i've seen and the you can/can't do this or that#anyway. at least i don't write kathony. most of the weird stuff is from the kathony people
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Did that fav pkmn thing on a whim and I'm sorry for all my babies I didn't choose bc I really like too many by some.
Love how it's mostly pretty ones and then there's clodsire. Even tho I got it in my team since the beginning of violet do I continuously forget its name bc I just call it by the nickname blobby (one of the rare times I didn't spend hours googling the perfect nickname but it nonetheless is a perfect one)
And for fun without any legendaries as fav
Reg nicknames I even write all down so I only spend decades once for each pkmn (unless I don't like the prev one anymore). Need to update that someday since it's mostly old revolution ones but hey. Blaze do I use for arcanine nowadays more and ninetails got others. Gardevoir got soteria nowadays which I prefer more. Etc.
#a wild lux appears#(made this in december but for whatev reason left it in drafts until now. prob bc I wanted to limit non important posting idk)#Maybe you think garchomp is there bc of other reasons but I use it since dpp bc cynthia made kid me go 'woah!'#I remember having looked up as a kid to cynthia and juniper a lot and that fact n reason behind it makes me also go yeah no I was a girl wh#one day decided to be happier otherwise. Bc the reason was 'oh wow female and cool so I can indeed be that :0' most importantly with junipe#bc I never cared for battles. ye ye ignore fictional professions I was like 8. reason I loath alola tbh I missed doing non battle side stuf#I vividly remember picking my first pkmn game up (hg) and just immediately going fuck being a trainer let me be a prof and it's so funny ho#my horrendous sieve brain has that laser ingrained. Sometimes still brainstorm and I would prob study ghost pkmn tbh who by sheer luck isn'#dead yet. That and maybe being v charismatic to that type idk. Why bc I like those lil fellas.#What I also find extremely funny is having went by sonia prior to swordshield and there being a prof sonia. Wish I still went by it when it#dropped. Imagine. Kid sonia wanting to be a prof and meeting swsh sonia being on her way to be one. I either would've made her my#personality (which I think I nonetheless did I think I changed my icons to her) or would've wildly shaking her going 'it should have been#meeee'. which ig I mentally do by every rival or friend group person that takes that route like take me w you I hate battles please. Insane#that only blueberry academy me start to hate em slightly less. After over a decade of battles. Ig alpharad's n others streams w nuzlockes n#all started to also show me the appeal of actually strategizing instead of brute forcing which I did.#*that only blueberry academy MADE me#Whatev. Also no I don't got anything else that another pkmn would kickstart talking abt. Just know I drag my 2013 xerneas everywhere w me#and it is a fucking crime that I can't throw it into violet. What is this. You clearly don't mind throwing others into regions they don't#belong to at all (which I personally really dislike hc lore wise but gameplay wise whatever let new trainers catch old legendaries)#To come back to fav pkmn yes I'm in the dragonair boat. I hate evolving mine. Dragonite is fine I like it standalone but I like the#aesthetic of dragonair more. Idfc abt logic or whatever this is aesthetic talk. Yes I prefer some fan evos more.#I keep wanting to play that fusion fangame and if you want to know what pkmn I like I found out I have a huge overlap w alpharad there#Which sucks for us both! We adore pkmn that get lewded the most and I hate my life. You do you idc some are humanoid I have to admit that#but I personally would prefer to not see any art or even just jokes abt ANY of that. Humanoid or not I Do Not See.#I don't block let alone report over that just. tag and don't bring that to my doorstep thx.#What I will at most block n judge is if you touch any of the kids idc in this franchise if they're just pixels.#Can you tell I am writing this close to midnight anyways this is all. This became like a completely dif post in the tags welp
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after a tiring cry for a good 2 hours, i've decided to sleep for the next 2 days to avoid all my problems 🫠
#im so tired!!#like woah!!!#i can't do this right now!!?#i literally cannot right now im so done lmao#im not the type to dump my feelings all out#vent or whatever its called#but im just so done with everything shsgskaha#in conclusion i fewl my mental health plummeting into an all time low#just wanna sleep and cry#fuck shit fucking fuck!!!#delete later#maybe who knows#life is just a lot#wish i could just lay down and not have to worry about anything!!!
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look i'm not trying to start beef with timmy stans (thus the lack of tags) but damn. reading red robin now and you always hear tim stans be like "damian was sooo evil, he beat up tim and tried to kill him uwu"
and like. kinda? like yes, damian attacks him first, but only after finding out that tim is surveilling him and waiting for a chance to take him down when he shows his 'true colors'
like if you actually read red robin, it's very obviously a 17 year old who should know better bullying a 10 year old who is (in dicks words) "bleeding a need to be accepted"
it's VERY hard to feel bad for tim here. of course damian is lashing out, he doesn't know how else to cope!! literally go read batgirl v3 issue 17 and then come back and tell me that if tim hadn't been the bigger man (which he's seven-fucking-teen you think he'd know better than to torment someone half his age) damian would have still been a little shit. he wouldn't have. we see the way stephs acceptance and compassion toward him softens him, makes them able to get along.
anyway, thanks for coming to my ted talk. my point is that i'm reading red robin and feeling nothing but protectiveness and sympathy for poor fucking damian
#like. tim you're also grieving bruce's loss why can't you just??? imagine that maybe damian is too and be a little fucking nice#woah is tim he's so put upon he's lost everything#so has damian and he's a goddamn baby#be nice!!!#anyway this is by no means an indictment of tim#he's allowed to be flawed and kinda the whole point of red robin is that he's a messy ass teenager working thru complicated feelings#In less than perfect ways#but#the fact that the fandom has taken this and been like oh yeah poor timmy was the victim here#like. no.#he's the bully here actually#anyway everyone pls send you thoughts and prayers that no tim stans see this or i'll be found dead within the hour#i just needed to get my thoughts written down about this bc it's been bothering me#like even dicks reaction to the whole thing is deeply underwhelming and upsetting#like stand up for that kid dick!! you know how badly he needs this!!! ugh
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i need to take off this lipstick
#it's never-come-off-until-you-die-lipstick#but i'm waiting for nail polish to dry#and thinking about my library outfit tomorrow#but it can't be too silly. i might have to meet with a banker? woah adulting#and if i wear a serious top i have to do my hair which means i should go to bed sooner so i can wake up sooner#but that means i have to go take off my lipstick now#so i should#these tags read like if you give a pancake (the superior mouse a cookie book btw)#the moose one is good too#maybe i should find them at the library tomorrow
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How dare taylor swift write "his hands so callsoed from his pistol softly traces hearts on my face"
like how dare her.
it's the only thing i think about nowadays
#taylor swift#i can fix him (no really i can)#woah maybe i can't#come save me from captlism cowboy man#cowboy man come save me from the horors
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