#HEHE JK.... unless?

[taintedcigs]

is something in the air or is it just me bc im so depressed and sad and disappointed and i keep crying all the time n going through the worst week ever. i need someone to fix me!!!!!!!!!! (by killing me. a gun is preferred but i'd be okay with anything atp)

[dandelion-roots]

no hurry guys, it's not like they're getting DEVOURED over there

[id in alt]

[boimann]

That just gave me the mental image of getting suckerpunched in the face

*i sucker-punch you in the face but than as you lay on the gound about to pass out i lean down and whisper in your ear "april's fools friend :3" and i give you the tiniest little forhead kiss*

[kimjunnoodle]

god could have given me normal kinks but nooooOoo i had to get that avant-garde conceptual shit that has no practical application

[formulaonedirection]

One instagram story later.....

[konoko]

i'm looking forward to having a healthy, lasting and stable relationship. send me a msg if you are interested

[onlineviolence]

2 weeks until

[strmpt]

update: finished all of my assignments on tuesday night. forever. im actually really done with school. i graduate on saturday omggggggggg

im so fucking burnt out. it will probably be a while before im like. okay again lmfao at least as far as drawing. i miss it but wowzers. i dont have it in me.

but anyway rrraaaaaahhhhhhh graduation rraaaaahhhhhhhhh

[nnnneeev]

Was re-reading the "solomon the researcher" devilgram and i never really chose the first option until now, and then....

(aww such a gentleman 🥺)

(HELLO??????)

[silverselfshippingchaos]

HAAR KISSER???? :D

I mean...

(Twirls hair around finger)

I guess he's an okay guy... (I have a massive crush)

[ohmytamara]

Wouldn't it be funny if someone convinced me 30 days of edging and denial is not enough? That my current state of fucking constant fucking arousal, subjectively observed loss of focus, daily tease of walking while oversensitive nipples rub the clothes, what if I was convinced I should push through it and find out what's on the other side?

I know as soon as I properly wank, after mindblowing orgasm, maybe some shouts and spasms, suddenly lots of used space in my clogged brain will be freed and I'll be like let's watch some cool movie, maybe even some intellectual one (lol), how about impressing myself with my capabilities. Wouldn't that be nice. But, maybe, how about we admit that didn't really bring that much good anyway and edging, gooning and drooling is more fun. Like, what if I'm more fun desperate and denied?

I'll probably cum in three days though. Like, who's gonna stop me right?

[sainzinnorris]

the only position i want to see carlos sainz jr is on pole position.

[pissmamiii]

if we’re mutuals and u don’t message me I’m gonna assume u hate me <3

[lil-adhd-wizard]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCMENT!

Instead of being productive, I’m choosing to be Evil. I will spend my time preforming various acts of knavery, skullduggery, villainy, general mayhem and discord. Do not expect any Intentional positive effects from these acts, they will be few and far between.

[callmebabygirll0]

Who would've thought that vinted was founded by Vin Diesel and Ted Bundy :o

[pubwegf]

what if i took bio