#but i haven’t saved so i have a full ass beard and hmm. intresting. i should shave it soon
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god could have given me normal kinks but nooooOoo i had to get that avant-garde conceptual shit that has no practical application
#i can’t fully blame it. but i think me going to debutant classes and learning how to be ‘high society’ poisoned my brain#2 nights a week at 11 years old i got to pretend to be a princess and waltz in ball gowns with cute boys#yes I know utensil etiquette now but also i can foxtrot and that doesn’t come up in real life ever#in my mind i’m a very demure prince with an empty dance card#anyway i need to be sequestered off to a castle in a ball gown and my elbow length gloves and cherished#jk jk... unless?#okay i’m .. going to stop talking now#also i’m wearing a very pretty dress rn and i feel so cute#but i haven’t saved so i have a full ass beard and hmm. intresting. i should shave it soon#uhhh okay i’m done making posts now#noodle posting#also also also; my drafts are a MESS and if anyone saw them i would be executed#hehe i really put the cut in execute#okY im done!
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