#wizards off the coast

[baileyondemand]

I love the cultural implications of Summerview because people canonically give each other deadly weapons as tokens of betrothal, and also decorating for a child’s birthday party is a joint effort by the entire community, including the people who do not know how to decorate.

[lily-valley-hyperfixates]

Constantly consistently rotating the unprepared casters arc 1 and 7 characters in my mind. Except it’s not like a microwave, it’s like one of those carnival rides that goes a mile a minute. They all have whiplash now.

[wall-eye]

"dogs playing poker" but make it "uc familiars and animal companions playing fantasy uno with mage hand for those who need it"

Going around the table starting with Storius on the far left we have: Storius, Normal Man (and Definitely not Pork and Beans in a trenchcoat), [background cameo of @Kori_Dearest's designs of Fey Moss and Bombyx in the window spotting the game], Snakespeare on the table, Wilbur looking at Snakespeare's cards, Airycorse, Charles on Airycorse's head, Sugar, Edward, Coco, Tippy, and Ann, with Ringo and Monty up on the lamp above

[silly-goofy-mood]

Every Unprepared Casters arc, described badly (sorry if someone else has done this before)

Arc 1: Dragons in Dungeons

Local librarian dragged along by four idiots on a quest to find a key

Arc 2: Lovejoy's Four

Three lesbians and their emotional support arsonist rob rich assholes

Arc 3: Gonna Raise Hell

Woman fights inner demons while fighting actual demons

Arc 4: Orb Is Life

Four teenagers experience severe trauma and also play sports for a bit

Arc 5: Lives Of The Party

A festival so fantastic, you'll want to relive it a million times

Arc 6: The Glacerian Trail

Family vacation gone wrong (NOT CLICKBAIT) (HOT MILF ALERT)

Arc 7: Wizards Off The Coast

Fighting a condescending wizard DOES count as a form of group therapy, actually

Arc 8: The King Is Dead

Breaking News: the monarchy might actually be a bad system!

Arc 9: Once Upon A Crime

Interplanar tourists get crimed while attempting to crime.

Arc 10: Daggers Out

Cowboy romcom with a murder mystery subplot

Arc 11: Off The Rails

Boy falls in love with train. Hundreds injured.

[mystic-crochet]

Day 12! The final day of my project to make an icon for each arc* of Unprepared Casters

And for our finale, we have Arthur Ashcreek in his dragon form for Arc 7: Wizards Off the Coast!

Took me a while to decide on this one, because I thought it would be a bit too complicated but I really like how it turned out, especially for my final square

Now all is left is to sew them all together! And I'll post that whenever |I finish it

*up to Arc 12

[rabbiteartrans]

MOTHERFUCKING L A T H E!? ? !

[incorrectunpreparedcasters]

Kix, texting: SKFJDKDK

SK-73: What is that

Kix: A keyboard smash

Sk-73: How do I do that?

Kix: You just press any key

Sk-73: 6

[asofterhyranor]

[libsreese]

I’m relistening to arc 7 and I forgot how in love I am with Aura Ashcreek. She’s a beautiful dragon lady who chose to horde books?!? An icon

[ink-wells-and-feathers]

Hey remember how I posted a few weeks or so ago about how I was starting the unprepared casters polycule series. Here's the first chapter of the first one.

[baileyondemand]

John’s voice for SK-73 is so “disinterested shitty boyfriend on a voice call,” you know? Like I can just imagine him asking about my day and then “uh-huh”-ing his way through the next thirty minutes of conversation

[lily-valley-hyperfixates]

The biggest red flag about me is that I kin Sir Mister Person.

[wall-eye]

Favourite characters! i had to go with my classics, Hope and Lyndell!

[silly-goofy-mood]

Rating Unprepared Casters arc titles based on how true they are:

(Sorry Bailey i'm stealing your idea)

Arc 1: Dragons in Dungeons

There were technically two dragons (Aura and the egg), but only one dungeon. 5/10

Arc 2: Lovejoy's Four

Well, there were four player characters, and they were in fact robbing the Lovejoys. The name is also quite obviously inspired by the Oceans movies (which I have never seen because I, like Gus, don't watch movies - but i know they're heist movies). 10/10

Arc 3: Gonna Raise Hell

Hell was not even raised. 0/10

Arc 4: Orb Is Life

I don't think I've ever heard the word "orb" said this many times in such a short amount of time. orb/10

Arc 5: Lives Of The Party

The title has kind of a double meaning but it gives me a headache to explain… But that's not 'cause it's hard to explain, I'm just bad at explaining things. For how truthful it is… I guess 8/10? 'cause let's be real, they were barely a party.

Arc 6: The Glacerian Trail

I mean… They did walk towards Glaceria… Wasn't really a trail, though. 9/10

Arc 7: Wizards Off The Coast

I guess there were two wizards??? (Vastya and Skeventy) And they were, in fact, off the coast. 11/10 because I adore bad puns.

Arc 8: The King Is Dead

Took three episodes for that king to die. 7/10

Arc 9: Once Upon A Crime

I'm pretty sure a crime was committed this arc… As for the "once upon a", I guess it was sort of fairytale-like but not really. 6/10

Arc 10: Daggers Out

Many daggers were pulled out this arc, probably more than usual! And the phrase "daggers out" was said a few times. Exceeded expectations, 20/10

Arc 11: Off The Rails

The arc hasn't officially started but I sure hope the train doesn't go off the rails, holy shit! tbd/10

[baileycanwrite]

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Unprepared Casters (Web Series) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sir Mister Person/Eliza Person, Sir Mister Person & Eliza Person Characters: Sir Mister Person, Eliza Person Additional Tags: Fluff, Relationship Study, kind of Summary:

Three had always been Eliza's lucky number, so it made sense that when she first saw her husband, it wasn't love at first sight. Nor was it even love at second sight.

[incorrectunpreparedcasters]

Mister: If Deb and I were drowning, who would you save? Skeventy: You two can’t swim? Mister: It’s a hypothetical question, Skeventy! Who would you save? Skeventy: My time and effort.