#wizard orb

[elderscrollsconceptart]

"Conjuration"

Art for Tales of Tamriel

Art by Jan Pospisil

[fattocatto-wizard]

Pondering my peculiar new bell-orb.

Lots of clang-y metal sounds and clockwork, but also this beautiful angelic (slightly devilish) ringing…

I like it.

Very… ponder-y…

Anyways, I learned some soul magic, so that’s good.

I may or may not be capable (and probably not qualified) to fuck around with souls!!

Yippee!!

@alchemical-overreaction?

@good-wizard?

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem?

@the-random-wizard-from-space?

Wanna fuck around with this?

[shittyalchemist]

today I will add to the deep intricacies of my personal lore (quit my job)

[frirye]

My take every see this Tweet. I'm shocked no one has done it yet. It was really tough figuring out what to EXCLUDE from the meme since there's so much shit that goes on here. It's a hellsite, but it's my hellsite.

—

Me posting this for fun knowing not many people will see it:

Me seeing this post, one of MY posts, for the first time getting 100+ notes…

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Wizard Iggy

[stavee]

you guys would have more fun at work if you had a track ball mouse. I can pop out and ponder my orb anytime I wish, on the clock

[ballerwizard]

Okay so for like two years in college I used an orb that I'd torn off of a staff my classmates was throwing away. It was a bit small and way more unwieldy than anything I'd used before or since (aside from my first orb, which worked really well until I cracked it) and I'm just wondering if anyone else has experience with this sorta thing? I still have the orb but I don't really use it anymore.

[shamanistic-tendencies]

pondering the orb

[strongerpotions]

[arc-angel-o]

The orb wizard is Saruman?!

[beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue]

breaking news: tiny wizard ponders from atop orb

[inkstained-dragon]

So I'm standing in line, just trying to get the latest pondering orb (Astral Views Orb) and this little kid runs up to me and asks for a ride.

I'm a bit confused. Ride? What? I don't have a broom- Oh. I don't wanna disappoint the kid, but most people don't know that we're barely able to lift ourselves and fly. The delivery dragons train for years before they're able to carry anything of significant weight.

Anyways, I can see the kid's parents too. At this point, the line was moving on without me, and the people behind me are getting impatient.

So I just cast Vanishify at the kid and his parents and moved on. Honestly, you really need to do research if you think dragons can carry a person.

[shittyalchemist]

use that autism to rizz her up. infodump about moss or something until she’s got little hearts in her eyes. don’t hold back . talk about warhammer in the club.

[strawberry-seal77]

HII STRAWBER

*Gives you an orb*

> 1. will ye ponder it?

2. will ye cast spell with it?

4.

HI COWCOW

I draw a cat onto the orb with a sharpie, and cast spell of good luck