fattocatto-wizard

[fattocatto-wizard]

*the opossum has a wizard hat on*

Chirp

@friendly-opossum

I’m busy.

*Catto is currently brewing a potion*

[fattocatto-wizard]

*an opossum has appeared*

Chitter screee

@friendly-opossum

Huh?

*Catto doesn’t really care about the opossum*

[fattocatto-wizard]

*gives catto patto*

No.

*gives you an instant trip to the moon*

(without air)

[fattocatto-wizard]

Okay well whatever, I’ll probably be there tomorrow. See you then.

*He teleports away*

🎭The Sorcerer’s Masquerade🎭

Greetings and Salutations!

You have been formally invited to the Sorcerer’s first ever Halloween Masquerade Ball! The attire is wizard formal, so wear your most extravagant outfit. You must also come wearing a mask. Anonymity is encouraged, but not enforced.

Each invited guest is permitted to bring a plus one.

The event will occur on October 30th-November 1st

Please RSVP at your earliest convenience via letter, psychic message, or orb.

S.

@sorcerer-acolyte @lead-sorcerer @the-silliest-sorcerer @sorceress-foxgirl-ariel @gun-sorcerer @inflammable-sorcerer @serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob

[fattocatto-wizard]

I didn’t say I couldn’t attend. I said I might not be able to.

Also who even are you guys?

🎭The Sorcerer’s Masquerade🎭

Greetings and Salutations!

You have been formally invited to the Sorcerer’s first ever Halloween Masquerade Ball! The attire is wizard formal, so wear your most extravagant outfit. You must also come wearing a mask. Anonymity is encouraged, but not enforced.

Each invited guest is permitted to bring a plus one.

The event will occur on October 30th-November 1st

Please RSVP at your earliest convenience via letter, psychic message, or orb.

S.

@sorcerer-acolyte @lead-sorcerer @the-silliest-sorcerer @sorceress-foxgirl-ariel @gun-sorcerer @inflammable-sorcerer @serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Catto teleports to the Sorcerer’s location*

I’ll try and attend, but I might be busy with an All Hallow’s Eve ritual. It does depend on the alignment of the stars and moon, which is surprisingly variable, so I am not sure.

(IRL Translation: I may be busy with a Halloween party, but it might be happening on the weekend instead, so idk)

🎭The Sorcerer’s Masquerade🎭

Greetings and Salutations!

You have been formally invited to the Sorcerer’s first ever Halloween Masquerade Ball! The attire is wizard formal, so wear your most extravagant outfit. You must also come wearing a mask. Anonymity is encouraged, but not enforced.

Each invited guest is permitted to bring a plus one.

The event will occur on October 30th-November 1st

Please RSVP at your earliest convenience via letter, psychic message, or orb.

S.

@sorcerer-acolyte @lead-sorcerer @the-silliest-sorcerer @sorceress-foxgirl-ariel @gun-sorcerer @inflammable-sorcerer @serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob

[fattocatto-wizard]

“No it’s not, it’s a waste of time! There’s nothing worth while in my tower besides some assorted potion ingredients and a few arcane items in my study!”

“The non-Euclidean geometry is sending them all over the place, splitting them up, and eventually they get filtered out by my defenses and either sent out, sent 6 feet underground, or several miles in the air.”

(Image for reference)

“Stop sending goblin into my tower! I know it’s you!”

“They’re getting teleported all around!”

Fuck you I’m sending more. It’s a scouting expedition.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Update: I’m going to start posting Out Of Character on this blog mostly because it’s my main, so expect posts and reblogs on other stuff sometimes.

I’ve just generally lost interest in Wizardblr RP, so I’m just not gonna roleplay as much.

I will start indicating in and out of character posts with tags and also speak as Catto with quotation marks “like this”.

I may consider rebranding this blog and stop posting as Catto completely since I don’t really know if I want to continue playing him. We’ll see.

@mayhem-moth @ignisuada @wasteland-squog-baby @f4y3w00d5 @akronus-the-redeemed @the-gnomish-bastard @sorcererest-sorcerer @the-mighty-dalob @serious-tabaxi @im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime @skyethewolfwizard @merchant-wizard-and-jerry @aroace-wizard

[fattocatto-wizard]

can I pet? :D

No.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Yes, of course I do. I’m not immortal. Yet.

Luckily, I’ve changed my biology to allow me to eat a variety of foods that are normally inedible for cats.

Some of my favorite foods are probably fried chicken and popcorn. Oh I also love soda and lemonade. But I do occasionally still eat wild animals for the fun of it. Much easier to just buy or steal food.

Oh and obviously I have catnip and wizard weed on the regular. It really helps me ponder my orb.

Speaking of which, I need to go do some repairs on it. The metal is rusting since it’s a large and mechanical bell-like orb.

Wizard Breakfast

[fattocatto-wizard]

Wizard Breakfast

[fattocatto-wizard]

Yeah. Am I right or am I right?

*A cat wearing a wizard hat appears behind you*

Hi.

Ooh, a kitty cat! Hi!

[fattocatto-wizard]

All I’m saying is that if you try and fight me, I will either escape or kick your ass.

*A cat wearing a wizard hat appears behind you*

Hi.

Ooh, a kitty cat! Hi!

[fattocatto-wizard]

Yeah. They go beat up people who they think are criminals.

Look, if you’re planning to fight me: Don’t. It’s not worth it.

*A cat wearing a wizard hat appears behind you*

Hi.

Ooh, a kitty cat! Hi!

[fattocatto-wizard]

Cool. I like stealing gold! And drugs!

*A cat wearing a wizard hat appears behind you*

Hi.

Ooh, a kitty cat! Hi!

[fattocatto-wizard]

So… you commit crime?

*A cat wearing a wizard hat appears behind you*

Hi.

Ooh, a kitty cat! Hi!

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Teleports to your left before you can touch him*

Nope.

*A cat wearing a wizard hat appears behind you*

Hi.

Ooh, a kitty cat! Hi!