fattocatto-wizard

[fattocatto-wizard]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[fattocatto-wizard]

(Catto has been religiously studying the arcane and mystic arts for the past several months, diving deep into the secrets of space and time.)

(This does, however, mean that he has not been very social. He probably needs a break.)

[fattocatto-wizard]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[fattocatto-wizard]

Yeah, that’s normal for dragons. It’s probably gonna start craving even more treasure or some sort of larger hoard.

I’d suggest getting it an interest that it can hoard with that won’t be destructive.

Don't worry about the Dragon. Everything is perfectly fine.

[fattocatto-wizard]

I’m just curious.

I might help out. It depends on the reward.

Don't worry about the Dragon. Everything is perfectly fine.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Is that the same dragon I gave you the egg for?

Don't worry about the Dragon. Everything is perfectly fine.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Yay!

Besides, I’m single-handedly keeping the cursed amulet market alive after the wizard government passed that bullshit bill.

They’ll never take me alive!

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Are you trying to scam me? You don’t even have your soul.

And besides, I prefer not to deal in souls. Too messy.

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Neverr!

*maniacal laughter*

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Okay, well if you want one, then I’ll make you pay for it!

How’s about 200 gold?

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Are you asking to receive a cursed amulet or are you asking where the cursed amulet that you had is?

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?

[fattocatto-wizard]

But is your magic faster than mine?

I don’t think so.

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Wouldn’t you like to know~?

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Never >:3

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?

[fattocatto-wizard]

And that’s the neat part; I won’t!

*evil laughter*

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?

[fattocatto-wizard]

You will fail.

The making of cursed amulets is an art form. Not something to be generated or mass produced.

Each and every one of them needs to have that spark of evil creativity. Of mischief!

It isn’t about being the “most cursed” or the “most evil”. It’s about being clever and devious!

That’s something you’ll never understand.

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Ahah, you can try!

Why are there suddenly so many cursed Amulets in Circulation?

Which mad enchanter is Creating them all? Is it a whole workshop of you? Are you training and failing to do anything productive?

If that is the case why aren't you disposing of them in a more sensible manner other than putting them where other People can find them?

I find it more likely that a Mad mage is making and distributing them on Purpose, do we need to do an intervention on someone? Maybe a Hunt?