fattocatto-wizard

[fattocatto-wizard]

I cast "Psspspspsps!" while holding my hand out palm upwards.

I’m not stupid, **** off.

[fattocatto-wizard]

You, hi hello there wizard friend!

Uh, hello..? I’m busy, so I don’t really have time for chit-chat

(Just warning you: Catto has been in a grumpy mood for months. Might have something to do with his lack of social interaction, obsession with study and arcane research, and lack of friends checking in on him, but who do I know? I don’t control him. [Spoiler alert: I do lol.])

[fattocatto-wizard]

your ask button says pet the cat wizard. I pet the cat wizard for following me.

“Uh… no thanks.”

*Catto teleports you a few feet away from him*

[fattocatto-wizard]

Laaaaame!!

✨Wizard Alexa would like to respond to the persistent rumors that Acheron.wiz employs evil wizard-slaying Wraiths of Soul-Destruction to send after wizards who violate their terms of service or threaten to reveal Acheron.wiz trade secrets.✨ ✨Wizard Alexa's response is the following: The rumors are true, but what are you going to do about it?✨

[fattocatto-wizard]

FIGHT ME, WIZARD ALEXA!! I WILL WIN!!

✨Wizard Alexa would like to respond to the persistent rumors that Acheron.wiz employs evil wizard-slaying Wraiths of Soul-Destruction to send after wizards who violate their terms of service or threaten to reveal Acheron.wiz trade secrets.✨ ✨Wizard Alexa's response is the following: The rumors are true, but what are you going to do about it?✨

[fattocatto-wizard]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!

SEND ALL THE WRAITHS AND WIZARD COPS YOU WANT, YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!!! MY DEFENSES ARE UNBEATABLE!! I CONTROL PHYSICAL SPACE ITSELF!!

(Art of my wizard tower and an image of Catto himself because I like sharing my art :3)

✨Wizard Alexa would like to respond to the persistent rumors that Acheron.wiz employs evil wizard-slaying Wraiths of Soul-Destruction to send after wizards who violate their terms of service or threaten to reveal Acheron.wiz trade secrets.✨ ✨Wizard Alexa's response is the following: The rumors are true, but what are you going to do about it?✨

[fattocatto-wizard]

Oh that’s where those things are coming from! I’ve just been locking them in my basement and banishing them to purgatory.

I will exercise my right to do what the hell I want by stealing shit online and hacking into corporation databases!

✨Wizard Alexa would like to respond to the persistent rumors that Acheron.wiz employs evil wizard-slaying Wraiths of Soul-Destruction to send after wizards who violate their terms of service or threaten to reveal Acheron.wiz trade secrets.✨ ✨Wizard Alexa's response is the following: The rumors are true, but what are you going to do about it?✨

[fattocatto-wizard]

Why do druids join circles?

The free moongrass mostly.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Hell yeahhhh

Why do druids join circles?

The free moongrass mostly.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Did someone say free moongrass?

Why do druids join circles?

The free moongrass mostly.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

[fattocatto-wizard]

I can help if you’d like. I’m a master of spatial magick, so gravity isn’t that hard to manipulate.

Accidentally reversed gravity localized to my kitchen. It made it really tricky to microwave my instant ramen, but I made it work after some messes.

Nothing to be done until gravity can be corrected though 😌 don’t want to make more messes.

[fattocatto-wizard]

I prefer my coffee black, but that sounds fine.

mmmmm

ootmuilk vaniller latte

[fattocatto-wizard]

What? Of course I did!

*Time travels a few seconds earlier, hearts the post, and travels back to the very moment I left.*

See?

mmmmm

ootmuilk vaniller latte

[fattocatto-wizard]

I prefer my coffee black, but that sounds alright.

mmmmm

ootmuilk vaniller latte

[fattocatto-wizard]

Hiiiii do you wanna share cat secrets

“And why should I share my arcane secrets with you?”

[fattocatto-wizard]

I do enjoy fishing from time to time