#witposts

[d3vdgrll]

just because a man can’t get pregnant doesn’t mean you should stop trying

[roostercrowned]

I've badly befuckled my shoulder again so it's time for left-handed Ass Quest doodle comics Jhaampe chapter my BELOVED

[federalfeels]

Shitposts? More like witposts because I'm smart and incredibly funny

[cephandriusnimi]

witposting

Cosmere Spoilers

So in the Cosmere we have investiture driven by touch, as seen in The Sunlit Man, and to a lesser extent Tress. We have investiture driven by sight, in the form of the physical arts found in Yumi. Roshar has investiture driven by sound as we know storm light is reactive to audio frequencies both found in song and artificially generated. And finally we have investiture driven, in part, by taste (okay this is a stretch) in the Mistborn books. Arguably, taste could be developed further where different potions allow for more direct manipulation of investiture.

But what we don't have, is investiture driven by smell. Where is my investiture powers that allow someone to pull raw investiture from perfumes. Where is a home cooked meal pulling in raw power?

What I'm really asking is: which planet in the Cosmere invests a fart?

[rainbowsans]

shitposts more like, fuckin, uhh witposts (bc they’re actually pretty fucking clever and cool)

its about time someone recognizes my amazing classic/original shitposts B^))

[artesanodeltobacco]

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[d3vdgrll]

they should invent a kind of shoplifting that is possible to do online

[roostercrowned]

original post because I didn't wanna be the guy who reblogs with fandom bullshit

[roostercrowned]

at the stage of severe brain rot where I see things like this and, for just a moment, I do consider it

[roostercrowned]

develops a single, highly contrasty, wiggly white hair near my hairline "wow I'm just like Fitz"

[roostercrowned]

this is a White Prophet doing important work with his catalysts and I will not be convinced otherwise

[roostercrowned]

the Fool: yeah Clerres had this whole grift going on where they would charge people for fortunes and hand-pick prophets to engineer futures that financially benefitted them. I'm not about that though Fitz: ..... the Fool: I'm more of a non-profit prophet Fitz: [contemplating which of his poisons will kill him fastest] why is he so hot

[roostercrowned]