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allseeingharlequin · 1 month ago
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How the fuck do you draw a snapdragon
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I've been staring at pictures of snapdragons for like 20 minutes i just
im so determined but like
look at that thing
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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latenightsundayblues · 1 year ago
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Apprentice Adam and Hoffman back at it again with their bullshit
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Mark may be guilty of eating hot chip and lying himself but he is NOT about to joke around on the clock.
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joyfuladorable · 1 year ago
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Second Batch of Mikey twt doodle requests! Plus a bunch of Mikeys who didn't get requested just for funsies ^w^
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54625 · 1 year ago
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do not be afraid
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logosbot-tm · 6 months ago
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Mcr, that one band where people get sad about voting on which member we like the most and which album we like the most, bc all the members are equally important and all albums are equally important so we try to figure out other ways to decide what we like the most, bc we suck at choosing between the four albums and the four members
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donutfloats · 1 year ago
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Big ol dragon dude
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pyrosomatic-metamorphosis · 2 years ago
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uhhhh i think they were kinda fucked
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demenior · 1 month ago
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nightcap for scourgers. was it a work night, date night, both?
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ganeymedes · 9 months ago
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that’s just what I look like when I’m free
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margoshamangolord · 2 months ago
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hey tracks what i gotta do. stand pretty?? eh how do i do it ummmhgggh okay got you
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anicehomicidaltree · 11 months ago
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Compelled by Funky Kong painting for the fan art contest woooooo!!!
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ursas-arts · 8 months ago
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minecraftin
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mylove-thresher · 20 days ago
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I’m still so very mad but my pookies (you guys) deserve drawings
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#Ignore shit at the bottom I wasn’t fucking W someone in my class#Anyway I think this is pretty straightforward#I need to give fringale my heart attacks ❤️#Tbh fugos personality in this au is just me irl when I encounter a spider 😭#He looks a bit weird here I think it’s the head shape but I was sleepy during second period ok we read a book in French and it was boring#I’m so eepy after I read that book and it’s a bit interesting but. Eepy.#Tomorrow I have to wake up at 6:30 or something wish me luck (I will be sleeping 4 hours probably)#And I’m so maddddd my history teacher wrongfully accused the entire class of plagiarizing and cheating on an exam we didn’t even do yet#Just bc a girl had her phone on her desk she didn’t even touch it to text the group prior to us he was just saying bullshit#It’s not even the first time this happens he always against us for literally no reason#And he’s remaking the exam just for us and putting it for tomorrow last period but we may not even be there then#Bc we will be on a trip at centre ville for hours and the public transport is busy as fuck#We’ll be eating lunch at 2pm bro shut your ass up#Everybody was texting their parents complaining ab that mf bc ain’t no way#We’re so done w cuh#Anyway hihi mini rant (I’m not fucking laughing)#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#pannacotta fugo#Idk what the au name should be for this give name recs idk 😞#Jjba au#au#alternate universe#Also I didn’t know how to draw his hands shh shut up shut the fuck up/lh
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tobisiksi · 1 year ago
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the parallels between Shun&Toki relationship and Kusuke&Kusuo relationship always get me
Toki is way 'better' than Shun (at least physically)
and Kusuo is way 'better' than kusuke( in every single thing)
the younger sib surpasses the older, but shun knew better and didn't take it too personal, yea it kinda sucks bc toki can fight pretty well and I can't, but oh well he's still my little brother
while kusuke couldn't handle it, he let his jealousy take over him in the worst way, yea he still loves kusuo with all his heart but he just can't stop feeling despise towards him for being better
I blame their parents tho, I don't think that kurumi or kuniharu ever had a little talk with ku-kun about how little sibs often copy the older bc they feel admiration towards them
aaaaghh I'm thinkiiiiigngnngieif it huuuuuurtssz
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nova-rpv · 1 year ago
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i got this ask by someone some time ago that i made a post about and sent to queue, and now its gone for some reason :)))) im so fucking mad jesus christ. i dont remember who submited the ask (if ur reading this, thank u so much!!!), but they requested me to draw venice the mink, silver's early desing(s)
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this was the reference they sent:
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i didnt know about him until this ask, which is trully unacceptable. i apologize. this lil man is so meanie weanie looking i luv he <<33
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