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How the fuck do you draw a snapdragon
I've been staring at pictures of snapdragons for like 20 minutes i just
im so determined but like
look at that thing
#the ramblings of a clown#i love complaining about things that are my fault#theyre so beautiful#but i cant even wrap my brain around the shape of the actual flower#im losing my mind#these things represent deception thats why#deceiving me#with their weird ass shape#im still gonna draw them idc#I NEED THIS#ok rant over#once again this is about noel
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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Apprentice Adam and Hoffman back at it again with their bullshit
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Mark may be guilty of eating hot chip and lying himself but he is NOT about to joke around on the clock.
#please forgive the quality and weird shape of the screenshot the past few doodles i posted including this one are all on the same canvas#mark having the universal experience of being in a group assignment w someone who will NOT move their ass no matter how urgent an issue is#i need to watch breaking bad again theres a ridiculous amount of quotable moments in there#saw#saw fanart#saw movies#adam faulkner#adam faulkner stanheight#adam stanheight#mark hoffman#saw adam#saw hoffman#detective hoffman#pipeshipping#latenightsundayblues art tag
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Second Batch of Mikey twt doodle requests! Plus a bunch of Mikeys who didn't get requested just for funsies ^w^
#tmnt#tmnt mirage#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2007#tmnt mutant mayhem#tmnt bayverse#tmnt 2003#tmnt 1990#tmnt 1987#tmnt next mutation#tmnt archie#rottmnt#tmnt sainw#the last ronin#my art#pie splat noise on bayverse mikey#unfortunately he is the lowest ranked on the bestie scale due his weird ass commentary about April when they first meet her#washing that boy's mouth with soap everyday til he shapes up#anyways this was a lot of fun!#did the bonus mikeys cuz I didn't want em to feel left out lol#my favorite of this bunch was definitely Mirage Mikey just cuz I was doodling to match the style and it was again lots of fun#rice krispie treat ass texture /pos
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do not be afraid
#qsmp#fitmc#qsmp madagio#madagio#i have about a thousand completely different design ideas for madagio but I tried the most simple “weird slenderman lookin ass” one first#the star shaped head is a reference to the nocom exploit heat map#qsmp fanart#one day I'll have a stylus so i don't have to use my finger to draw things like this#54625art
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Mcr, that one band where people get sad about voting on which member we like the most and which album we like the most, bc all the members are equally important and all albums are equally important so we try to figure out other ways to decide what we like the most, bc we suck at choosing between the four albums and the four members
#always have a hard time choosing between the members and between the albums#but i tend to say gerard bc im a fan of his solo music and his comics and his weird ass vibes#but then i feel bad bc if i enjoy the rest equally as well within the context of mcr#and then im like “damn :((( i wish i could've picked all of them though :((( ”#whilst with the albums#im like “okay i love bullets some of my coping songs™️ are on there”#“but revenge hits the hardest emotionally”#“and tbp is the best sonically and feels the most cohesive somehow”#“but danger days has my favourite songs”#“tho revenge feels more representative of mcr”#“but so does tbp but in a different way”#“hm. imma pick tbp since it's the one i pick when i get violently back into the mcr mood™️”#“if i enjoy.” i just meant “i enjoy” fuckass “if”#the way all members of mcr means something to me cant be understated. all of them have shaped me as a person. all of them have inspired 1/2#me in one way or another#mcr#my chemical romance#gerard way#mikey way#frank iero#ray toro#mcr gerard way#mcr ray toro#mcr frank iero#mcr mikey way#mcr my beloved
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Big ol dragon dude
#coolcatbeans#possly art#dragon#furry#anthro#scalie#I used a picture of a komodo dragon with its mouth open as red for the mouth and MAN their mouths are weird af#been kinda obsessed with this specific head shape for dragons#huge ass horn with a sorta triceratops frill crown thing#it’s a fun shape I love it
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uhhhh i think they were kinda fucked
#hlvrai#benrey#this was Such a Challenge#and it's still not how i want it smh smh but i've learned a bunch and ive already spent so much time on it#so that means i've won at art#i opened up my program and looked at it and went 'huh! :} ' rather than the previous reactions of 'huh >:/ '#which is truly the Best indicator that ive succeeded at an art#maybe ill repaint this one day and work harder to make the green = top layer and red = bottom a stronger distinction#i think that's what's throwing me off#but i def need some more practice drawing liquid before i do that#i do like how fuckin dead benrey looks tho that's fun#get owned idiot#i hope the colours arent ass ugly on other screens <.< the greatest curse of doing weird things with colours is that not everyone's screens#show the same and it kills me every time something looks so much different on my phone compared to my comp#shape draws
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nightcap for scourgers. was it a work night, date night, both?
#my ref has a WEIRD ass position going on re: astrids one arm so that definitely needs fixing#wip#also the angle is very fucked up i think im gonna have to redo a LOT waaahhhhhhh#o well i had an art bug and i scratched it#astrid becke#eadwulf grieve#everyone in rexxentrum smokes i don't know why but thats their vibe#and yes astrids scar is meant to be vaguely hand-shaped :)
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that’s just what I look like when I’m free
#monkey d. luffy#luffy#gear 5#gear 5th#one piece#man when your entire body is effectively made of putty you can make some weird ass shapes#shoutout to Luffys penchant for neck cuddles#it’s a bit sketchy because I had an idea and kind of just blurted it onto a page
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hey tracks what i gotta do. stand pretty?? eh how do i do it ummmhgggh okay got you
#they're photoshooting#okay i felt weird posting something vaguely ass shaped on here at first#but then. it's nothing nsfw. he's just standing here. okay. i hope nothing goes wrong#margosher arting art#tfa#tfa beachcomber#beachcomber#beachcomber tfa#tfa tracks#offscreen ofc
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Compelled by Funky Kong painting for the fan art contest woooooo!!!
#he took nearly 14 hours and I was laughing thru most of it#i really love how this turned out#it was a pretty fun exercise bc funky has some weird ass shapes#chonny jash#funky kong#cjph#tree's art#digital painting
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minecraftin
#louis de pointe du lac#armand#loumand#interview with the vampire#iwtv#louis#redraw that one scene their weird ass toe shape bed with their toes out idk#striped jammies
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I’m still so very mad but my pookies (you guys) deserve drawings
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#Ignore shit at the bottom I wasn’t fucking W someone in my class#Anyway I think this is pretty straightforward#I need to give fringale my heart attacks ❤️#Tbh fugos personality in this au is just me irl when I encounter a spider 😭#He looks a bit weird here I think it’s the head shape but I was sleepy during second period ok we read a book in French and it was boring#I’m so eepy after I read that book and it’s a bit interesting but. Eepy.#Tomorrow I have to wake up at 6:30 or something wish me luck (I will be sleeping 4 hours probably)#And I’m so maddddd my history teacher wrongfully accused the entire class of plagiarizing and cheating on an exam we didn’t even do yet#Just bc a girl had her phone on her desk she didn’t even touch it to text the group prior to us he was just saying bullshit#It’s not even the first time this happens he always against us for literally no reason#And he’s remaking the exam just for us and putting it for tomorrow last period but we may not even be there then#Bc we will be on a trip at centre ville for hours and the public transport is busy as fuck#We’ll be eating lunch at 2pm bro shut your ass up#Everybody was texting their parents complaining ab that mf bc ain’t no way#We’re so done w cuh#Anyway hihi mini rant (I’m not fucking laughing)#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#pannacotta fugo#Idk what the au name should be for this give name recs idk 😞#Jjba au#au#alternate universe#Also I didn’t know how to draw his hands shh shut up shut the fuck up/lh
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the parallels between Shun&Toki relationship and Kusuke&Kusuo relationship always get me
Toki is way 'better' than Shun (at least physically)
and Kusuo is way 'better' than kusuke( in every single thing)
the younger sib surpasses the older, but shun knew better and didn't take it too personal, yea it kinda sucks bc toki can fight pretty well and I can't, but oh well he's still my little brother
while kusuke couldn't handle it, he let his jealousy take over him in the worst way, yea he still loves kusuo with all his heart but he just can't stop feeling despise towards him for being better
I blame their parents tho, I don't think that kurumi or kuniharu ever had a little talk with ku-kun about how little sibs often copy the older bc they feel admiration towards them
aaaaghh I'm thinkiiiiigngnngieif it huuuuuurtssz
#as an older brother i feel obligated to talk abt them#if kaido looked closely to saiki's brothers relationship he would totally noticed all the weird and toxic behaviour#kaido as kusuo's older brother when💥⁉️💥⁉️💥#dont think that i hate kusuke or anything btw#i have a love-hate relationship with him#mostly because i relate a lot to his stupid ass#but anyway i was thinking about kusuke going to therapy and then i came up with this#i need him in therapy with a daily doses of antidepressants#Kusuke needs to learn to vent his masochistic tendencies stemming from his low self-esteem disguised with egocentrism in some way other than#almost killing his brother with a cat-shaped tank while taking his little brother's bestie as an hostage#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k#kusuo saiki#saiki kusou no psi nan#kaido shun#kusuke saiki#kaido toki#thinking thinking thinking
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i got this ask by someone some time ago that i made a post about and sent to queue, and now its gone for some reason :)))) im so fucking mad jesus christ. i dont remember who submited the ask (if ur reading this, thank u so much!!!), but they requested me to draw venice the mink, silver's early desing(s)
this was the reference they sent:
i didnt know about him until this ask, which is trully unacceptable. i apologize. this lil man is so meanie weanie looking i luv he <<33
#IM SO FREAKING MAD BUT I CAN FINALLY DRAW YIPPPEEEEEE#again thank you for the ask to whoever sent it!!!!! he was so much fun to draw#i wanted to make him more uuuh epic posed???? but im out of shape art wise nsjfosbeod help#if my art looks weird its cuz i havemt drawn in like a month#i didnt draw the first concept because i hate the skinny ass stripes (?) of his quills#also yea i used the color palette of the other venices to paint the one on the right. im so proud of those shoes ngl#sth#sonic#sonic fanart#silver the hedgehog#venice the mink#nov.aart#nov.oodles#nov.ask
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