#with mike and will doing their thing

[milktrician]

had a “your name is kris” moment while doing the bonus boss

[chloesimaginationthings]

A totally real line in the FNAF 2 movie,,,

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[jacksaton]

byler squared

[paladinsbrainrot]

can november come any quicker .

[scapegods]

he ran out of canvases

[loveletterworm]

Here is my painfully forced meta joke, for this morning

[camrlart]

birthday boy (and mike ig)

[straahm]

Harvey + being protective of Mike SUITS 2.12 "Blood in the water"

[lalallalas-posts]

No this made me laugh so hard bc everyone's running and Mike

'GREETINGS MOTHER. I HAVE SORELY MISSED YOUR ABSENCE.'

[kuro-anko]

[queen-of-hawkins-why-ler]

"Will Byers is the sweetest, most innocent boy of all time," we say in unison, each of us knowing full well that Will canonically wants to spend the rest of his life scamming casinos and doing get-rich schemes with his boyfriend so that they'll never have to work again.

[chloesimaginationthings]

"They call it the MANGLE" - FNAF 2 phone guy

[mike-wachowski]

reblog and tag ur answer so I can see please :)

[eilissxx]

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[lyricallyxo]

He looks so much like he did in s1 im gonna cry