#with his bratty baby jace

[simpfornegan]

well yes !

[writingsofwesteros]

Imagine Alicent’s daughter secretly seducing Jace after her mother is on good terms with Rhaenyra again. Pretending to be a sweet little sister by spending time with his mother and looking after his babe brothers. Jace always finds her in the nursery playing with the babies, little things clinging onto her dresses and she look just so pretty cooing at them. Seeing her carrying them around does things to him, imagining breeding her and carrying his heir. Luckily for her, it is him that ends up slipping in her chambers; looking so needy and hungry for her. Fucking her full with his fat cock, gripping at her hips and sucking on her pretty pink tits. Alicent and Rhaenyra are quick to punish bratty Jace, having sullied their sweet princess. But she is soon lavished by the mothers with jewels and dresses for their upcoming wedding. Jace being oblivious to his pretty wives motives and just worshiping the ground she walks, he knows his wife will make a fine queen;).

THE HOTTEST!

Needy!Jace is just too hot, you can't pass up on it, and her skills of seduction are so good and subtle. Poor Prince is wrapped around her finger.

She pretends to be the blushing bride as Jace tries to apologise; stumbling over his words before she places a soft kiss to his cheek and now he can't think of anything.

"Come on baby boy," She cooed to his younger brother who followed whilst she turned to look over her shoulder once more.

Jace had to fist his cock that night; cumming far too early.

[whoblewboobear]

Assigning Jace bratty traits bc I’m projecting but I also love the thought of him being all pouty if he sees Porter being a little more friendly with a cashier or if someone at the gym compliments how good Porter’s body looks.

Porter thinks nothing of any of these interactions, my guy is simply charming and nice to look at and maybe it goes over his head a little but he notices Jace is a little quieter and a little more frowny on their way home. Which absolutely won’t do so he’s pulling over and pulling Jace into his lap.

Talking isn’t their strong suit- but Jace curls into him and buries his face into his neck and- Porter just 😳

“Baby, what’s wrong?”

And maybe Jace feels the word Jealous sizzle at the back of his skull before he shakes it away, sitting back just enough to look Porter in the eye and cup his chin.

“You’re mine,” Jace levels. Golden eyes meeting steely grey, only breaking to capture Porter’s lips when his boyfriend nods and agrees; “I’m yours.”

[cordeliacordate]

AAAAAAAAAAA! so glad you joined us peasants on tumblr! the wolfs omega is amazing, and the worldbuilding is just *chef's kiss*. i hadn't read any of the pair until i saw the tags "arranged marriage, canon universe" so i screamed into my pillow and read the first chapter immediately. i don't normally read abo but nsnsjsjjsjamabs jace pregnant. that's all. (fun fact is that before reading ur fics in my head jace was an bottom/alpha.... but heyyyy you 🫵🏽 made me see the truth! he's just a babygirl.) i also love your frat boy au! :) this is so random,,,,,, lmao but i love that jace is a targaryen-strong. <33 lots of love

peasants 😭 omg no i just don't know how to work Tumblr. but i'm going to try! i also somehow shut off all of my notifications and so i can't figure out how to learn when people respond to my replies without going onto their profiles to look SLKDJS i'm...a mess already.

ANYWAYYYY- thank you so much! i'm working on that one rn. the next two updates will probs be omegaverse slkdjs even though i meant to go back and forth. oh well.

omg my jace babygirl agenda is spreading LKSDJS HEHEHE i just think...he's rhaenyra :) a bratty baby! just a lil guy! a twink! that knows how to use his twinkism against himbos (/pos) HSLDKJS i love him so much.

jace is always a targaryen-strong to me lSKDJS in all mod AUs. i love harwin too much for him to not be, so unless there's a good plot reason to make his dad laenor or daemon, i usually think of his parents as being rhaewin in modern AUs so sdkjs i just cannot kill harwin unless there's a really good reason LOLOL i love him too much.

ty for being so nice to me on my first day on tumblr!!!!

[shieldofiron]

Dude, I am in need. I need.... Munver breeding. I don't care about anything else. These two deserve heavy breeding. Jason wants kids so fucking bad and Eddie just wants to make his good boy happy maybe a few kids wouldn't be too bad-

YEAHHHHHH hell yeah. Lemon incoming, omegaverse because I say so.

It started off subtle.

Not that Eddie didn't notice.

People think he's not smart, but he listens, and he takes note. Especially of this.

Jason muttering stuff about knotting him up where he used to just whine Eddie's name, arching his back into it when Eddie cums, that pretty glassy eyed look when Eddie slides in for the first time.

He notices every flicker of an eyelash when they're in bed, so he's sure as hell going to notice this. He notices Jason's eyes lingering on the baby clothes a little.

And really, Eddie can't blame him. Mated bliss has definite perks, and Eddie thought all that honeymoon period stuff was bullshit, until he's been there, fingers laced with Jason's, and he's been looking at those baby clothes a little too.

But Jason's never been good with words. It took them ages to get together because he just couldn't get a read on him, had to try to decipher all of Jason's bloody little hints.

And so he started playing into it too. Whispering something subtle in Jason's ear while they fucked. Started pressing him against the kitchen counter while Jason had his hands elbow deep in dishwater, calling him 'Little Daddy' when they went over to Pat and Chrissy's for a drink.

It started off subtle, but Eddie was thinking about it more and more,. He would shove Jason into the bed and go rough, until Jason went starry eyed and pliant, his muscles tensing impressively. He would nip at him in public, touch his waist more, his stomach more.

"Babe," Jason called from the bathroom one night.

"Uh huh?"

"I ran out of birth control."

"Hmm." Eddie rose from the bed, already heading in that direction before the last word was out of Jason's mouth.

"Um... d'you..."

Eddie loomed in the doorway, "Bend over, precious."

Jason swallowed, holding his little blue toothbrush up to put toothpaste on it.

"C'mon," Eddie smiled. "Bend over, Jace."

Jason laid his elbows on the sink, still eyeing Eddie through the mirror.

"Are you telling me," Eddie ran a hand slowly up Jason's spine, "That if I fuck you real good tonight, you could have a baby in you by morning?"

Jason shivered, "Yes."

Eddie was tired of subtle, "How does that sound, precious? You want my baby?"

Jason's back arched under Eddie's hand, "Yes, p-please, Eddie I-"

Eddie pressed against him hard, eliciting a hiss. Jason's elbows slid, and he leaned his face into the mirror.

"Want that," Eddie yanked at Jason's pajama bottoms with shaking hands, "I want that so bad, precious."

Jason cried out, his face going pink.

Eddie ran a finger up Jason's slit, sighing as he sank into that slick heat up to his knuckle in an instant.

"Were you nervous to tell me?" Eddie cooed.

Jason nodded, panting a little.

"Why would you be nervous?" Eddie leaned in and kissed one of Jason's overheated cheeks, "Just say, Eddie will you knock me up?"

Jason whimpered, biting his lip and gripping the sides of the sink.

"Just say, please Eddie, please," Eddie smiled, yanking at his boxers until he was positioned just right, "Please knock me up."

Jason grunted when Eddie finally pressed his cock inside.

"Please fuck me, Eddie," Eddie whispered, "Bend me over and put a baby inside me. Come on. Try it. Need to hear it."

"E-Eddie.... please knock me up," Jason's shoulders sagged with relief, and then tightened again when Eddie began thrusting hard, slamming Jason into the mirror with every stroke.

"Say it, tell me what you want," Eddie ordered, spreading Jason's cheeks with his hands so he could watch himself slide in between those milky thighs.

"Want your baby," Jason's eyes rolled, half out of brattiness Eddie was sure, but then he gripped the sink hard enough for Eddie to hear his claws scrape against porcelain. "Alpha.... p-please...."

"You wanna come too? You want a baby and you want to come?" Eddie gripped Jason's ass hard, "Ask me nicely, precious."

"W-wanna come.... want you to come," Jason's eyes closed. "Wanted this for so long."

Eddie's rhythm stuttered at that. Of course, they were mated, had been for a while now. But Eddie was still devastated by his luck in getting Jason, awed that Jason had feelings for him at all, because he had trouble saying it.

"Yeah?"

Jason twisted a little, his sweaty hair bouncing with every thrust. "Eddie... love you so much."

"Christ... Eddie closed his eyes, gripping Jason's hips so hard he cried out. "Gonna put a baby in you, precious. One for every day of the week and fucking two for Sunday's because you should never rest. Fuck.... I love you too."

Jason hiccuped on the air and tightened down around Eddie and it all went so white hot and delicious that he might have blacked out a little.

After a long moment of rest, coming back to himself and kissing Jason a few times across the shoulders, Eddie pulled him close and half carried, half dragged his mate back to bed, knot still buried deep.

"You couldn't have ordered me to face you?" Jason sounded half drunk on the hormones, but he was still such a brat.

Eddie kissed the back of Jason's neck, "Next time."

Jason hummed, "Okay. Next time."

So much for subtle.

[earth4angels]

Another amazing fic!

Can you give us some backstory? Like how exactly did they meet, what do they do for work, what kind of dog Vermax is?

thank u baby!! i’m so glad you liked it 😭🤍

of course!! reader and jace met through a rush hour, they both placed orders to go and when they arrived which they both did at the same time, their orders were delivered to different people and they laughed bc it was ironic that their orders went missing lmao so jace bought her breakfast and chatted a little, it blossomed a friendship and then a relationship hehe

jace works in his mother’s company, he’s the one that handles the cases, he goes through them, meets with potential clients and checks if they’re fit for their firms services.

reader is a teacher, she teaches elementary, first graders. she loves kids and sometimes jace goes over to give her kids some treats, the kids as a form of endearment call him Prince Jacaerys bc he looks like a prince charming, and it makes Jace extremely red when they greet him with chants of look Ms. Y/n the prince is here!!

Vermax due to his dragon size and color i truly picture him as a Canadian Eskimo Husky dog, they’re big, fluffy and just overall adorable but bratty too hehe

[saintmurd0ck]

HIIIIIIIII SUNSHINE!!!!! Hooe you're having a great Monday, and you've been keeping yourself hydrated 💙

Now, not a request, but more of a thot. Matty loves bondage is a hc of mine because. I mean. Come on. But not just for the control of it. While that is DEFINITELY a factor, I think he loves the less hindered accessibility because no limbs to hide yourself from him/push him away etc. He can do all he wants

And imagine it's in the middle of a public space like the bathroom at Josie's or his office or something and there's no ropes available. He tells you to keep your hands to yourself but it's hard when he's doing all that! He even tries to hold the wrists himself. But. Y'know. Accessibility. So Matthew Manwhore Murdock, being the good catholic boy he is, decides to use all that he has at his disposal and practically tears off his tie to bind your hands with them 👀 👀 👀

By the way your matt x reader x frank weekend gateaway fic kinda. Ahem. Awakened something in me if you will asfdvhjjgfcfgj so congrats ig??? 😂💙💙

jace my love... goddamn you have absolutely ate and left no crumbs with this thot. holy fucking shit. you heard it here first folks (okay not here first but you get the drift):

porn under the cut 🤭

let's have a sleepover at mine!

matthew manwhore murdock loves bondage. by that i mean, he loves bondage. whether it's to you (his personal favourite) or when you're in control and tying him up? yeah.

firstly, the man has deft fingers. you know that scene with him and muay thai ropes? those knots aren't easy to tie, let alone when you can't see what you're doing. rope play is certainly one of his favourite ways to restrict your movement, and he knows how to tie 'em so you can't get out, even with your incessant squirming. he likes having you spread for him, or manoeuvring you in a way that he can access you however he likes. it's also a form of punishment, if you've been bratty. he wants to know he take his goddamn time with you, tease you until you're dripping and begging -- for release, for sweet gratification, for friction; you name it. maybe he wants to make you watch him touch himself, bring himself to orgasm, knowing that you won't be getting off this time. or, alternatively, he wants to edge you, and you're tied up so you don't chase your own climax. maybe he wants you edged until you squirt all over him.

for matt, when he gets in the mood for bondage, nothing and i mean absolutely nothing is going to stop him from having his way with you. you're right -- he's going to reach for anything in his arsenal to restrict you. zip ties? sure. duct tape? absolutely. his tie? fuck yeah. metal handcuffs he swiped off brett? in this case especially, he's gonna have to stuff your mouth to stifle the pretty sounds you make.

when the devil comes out to play, no matter what manner of object he chooses to bind you with, you know, oh you know... you're in for a treat.

(p.s. baby let's stoke that poly fire just a little more...)

[arsenic-catnep]

What do we think about about Criston Cole having a obsession/adoration for Jace’s bratty twin sister? Jace and his twin are already married with babies. Would Jace allow Krispy Kreme to be anywhere near his twin, because he always gives his twin what she wants? Maybe Jace’s twin gets info about the greens and maybe even can sway Krispy to their side as a spy with the right motivations.

Oh my gods! WHAT would Momma!Rhaenyra have to say about this situation. Would she allow it for the same reason Jace would and because he’s coughing up valuable information, or would it be Dracarys time?

Thought???…

Neither Jace or Nyra would be happy, but the political advantage having Criston on their side is tempting. He does have loads of information, I think that they'd hatch a plan to keep him at arms length. Slowly gathering intel and keeping him in the dark about their true intentions.

[awhitehead17]

jason and dick bonding as siblings ,

I had this idea and ran with it, then it accidentally derailed and here we are. I had fun writing this and I hope you like it. Please enjoy Dick and Jason bonding because their chaotic younger brothers are too much to handle! 

The unexpected sound makes Dick startle. He looks around for a moment in confusion before it clicks to what the sound is and where it’s coming from. Getting up from the couch Dick glances at the clock and frowns, why would someone be knocking on his door at 11 at night?

Dick sighs as he makes his way to his apartment’s front door, where the rapid knocking was coming from and opens it up. He’s surprised to find Jason standing there with his fist raised to continue knocking, a scowl plastered on his face, wearing civvies and a plastic bag hanging from his other hand.

“Jason?”

Jason looks up and rolls his eyes. Without an invitation he barges past Dick and wonders into his apartment. “About time Goldie! I thought I would be out there all night by the time you answered.”

Dick stares at his brother trying to work out what’s going on. Coming up short with answers, he simply shuts the door and follows Jason into his living room. Dick silently watches as his younger brother makes himself at home as he settles onto the couch (where he had been sat previously), and as he empties the plastic bag’s contents out on the coffee table in front of him.

Beer and takeaway boxes now cover the table surface. Dick raises an eyebrow in question, when Jason finally spots his look he gives Dick an innocent shrug. “What? I was in the neighbourhood, I wanted food and a beer and thought why don’t I go see my wonderful big brother who lives nearby?”

Shaking his head in disbelief Dick doesn’t say anything as he goes to the kitchen to grab some cutlery for them to use. When he returns to the living room he settles down next to Jason, he trades a knife and fork for a takeaway box when Jason holds it out. He couldn’t help but hum appreciatively when he opens it and finds Chinese food.

After a moment of silent eating and drinking Dick turns to Jason. “Okay so that was your bullshit excuse. What’s the real reason why you’re here. No one has died have they?”

“Unless you count my dignity then no. No one has died. The kids were being brats so I left the Manor to get away for a bit.”

Dick pauses at Jason’s explanation for his unexpected appearance. “So in order to avoid your younger brother’s you’ve driven to a completely different city and decided to visit your older brother?”

Jason shoots him a grin. “Exactly! You’re one of the last people they would think that I would hide with so I’m currently safe from them hunting me down.”

Dick blinks. “Not that I’m complaining about your presence Jay, but why? Though the food is appreciated, so thanks.”

“Well, like I said they’re being brats and I wanted to get away. Bruce is off on some conference in Tokyo or something. Damian keeps pestering me to show him more violent moves, like League of Assassin stuff. I refused to teach him anything which resulted in him becoming more annoying and even more bratty. Tim is constantly getting on my back about cases and reports, like does that kid ever take a break? Jesus. Oh and not only that but he asked me for advice Dick! Advice. No one comes to me for advice!”

Dick continues to blink at his brother. Trying to work out what he should address first. He wants to laugh because it’s hilarious thinking that their younger brothers have annoyed Jason enough for him to leave the city to get away from them. On the other hand he feels like he should be concerned about them all. He wonders how they survive without him there meditating between them.

Instead of speaking Dick shoves a fork full of food into his mouth and chews as he thinks it over. Next to him Jason huffs and takes a sip of his beer. It’s strange, he thinks to himself, who would have thought he and Jason would just be chilling in his apartment eating and drinking while they talk about their younger siblings. Or the fact that Jason had decided to come and visit him in the first place.

Eventually Dick asks, “So what advice did Tim want? You seem more distraught over that than sparring with Damian.”

Jason swallows before answering. “Well if I sparred with the gremlin Bruce would have my head. We’re already on a thin line and believe it or not I’d rather not do anything to destroy that.”

Dick hums knowingly in response, he knows that Jason is slowly integrating himself back into the family. There’s still a rather lot of tension between him and Bruce but from what Dick’s witnessed, it’s slowly improving.

“As for the baby bird well…” Jason trails off before turning to look at Dick with an almost fearful look, “well he wanted sex advice dude. Sex! Like what the hell!”

Upon hearing that Dick ends up chocking on his food. The unexpended answer making gasp in shock but burst out laughing at the same time. He dumps his container on the coffee table and coughs into his arm until he gets control of himself before turning back to Jason.

“What? Tim went to you for sex advice, why?”

Jason throws his hands out in disbelief. “I don’t know! I couldn’t work out if it was a prank or not but he was genuinely being serious.”

“Did he say why he went to you? What did he ask?”

“He told me that he approached me because I wouldn’t dance around the bush with answers, or so he thought.”

Dick couldn’t help the laugh that escapes his lips. Just the image of Tim asking Jason for sex advice is too amusing. He wonders which one of them blushed more or who happened to be more embarrassed.

“What did he want advice on?” Dick asks again, genuinely curious to find out what Tim wanted to know. “Did you come here to avoid talking about sex with our teenage hormonal younger brother?”

“I’ve come here to save my sanity that’s why. I’m not telling you what he asked, it’s too traumatizing to repeat. In response to his questions I told him to approach you, but obviously he hasn’t yet or else you wouldn’t be as curious as you are asshole.”

“Why me?”

Jason shoots him a look like he’s being stupid. “Because between us you’re the womanizer, not me.”

Dick snorts as he grabs a beer and leans back into the couch, taking a sip of the drink as he does. “Like you haven’t been laid plenty of times before.”

“Still not as often as you dickhead. Anyway, expect a call from him soon or something. Why couldn’t the kid just ask Google or some shit, isn’t that what they do these days.”

“You sound like a grandad speaking like that. You’re part of the same generation Jace.”

Jason raises his eyebrows and points his drink in Dick’s direction as if making a point. “Ah you see, being dead for a couple years changes that.”

Dick shoots his brother an unimpressed look at the mention of his death. Jason just couldn’t go one night without bringing it up or making a joke about it. He chooses to not comment on it, instead saying, “I’ll go buy some condoms and lube and put it in a gift box for him in preparation then. I’m sure that’ll help.”

That comment makes Jason bark out a laugh which Dick soon joins in with.

“Oh I bet he’ll love that.” Jason says grinning after a moment.

It was then that Dick notices all of the food has now been consumed and most of the beer has been drunk. He glances at his brother. “What are you doing for the night? Do you want to stay here because the guest room is free if you want it.”

Jason pauses and frowns, Dick has the feeling that he hadn’t actually thought about that at all in his haste to arrive at his apartment. There’s a moment of silence between them and Dick is picking up on Jason’s hesitance for the first time that night.

Not wanting to make his brother uncomfortable Dick insists, “take the room for the night then in the morning we can go for breakfast if you want. There’s a 24hr place down the road that serves a fantastic fry up.”

As if food is the deciding factor, Jason nods and sends him a small smile. “Sounds good.”

Dick climbs up to his feet and starts gathering up the rubbish. “Okay, so go ahead and use the bathroom, there’s spare wash gear underneath the sink, and go to bed. I’ll clean this up and then see you in the morning.”

He pins Jason with a pointed look when his brothers goes to argue. After that Jason bids him a goodnight and retreats to the spare bedroom. Dick sighs and begins clearing everything up.

He certainly hadn’t been expecting that this evening, though it certainly wasn’t unwelcome. Their relationship had always been rocky but since Jason is slowly getting involved with the family again, Dick has to admit he’s really liking the way their relationship has progressed. They still have a long way to go but with how well that night went he thinks everything will be okay.

[yamithediaperdork]

Happy birthday LOSER! (Mortal Instruments)

It was Jace's birthday, and the ex hunter was happy and excited as well as nervous. He'd been living with his boyfriend for half a year now, and 2 months ago Alec had found out about Jace's little kink. Jace was a humiliation junkie little, who had some rather fucked up little stories he'd written on his computer and Alec had found them, then with a little bit of snooping around their place had found a pack of teddy bear diapers and a dino print onesie. Alec made it clear he wasn't exactly a fan of the whole fetish, but had made it clear Jace could wear the diapers if he wanted..but Alec wasn't changing his ass and he expected Jace to keep being a adult in the bedroom. Jace had agreed, though it just wasn't the same but today, after a little bit of whining (ok, A LOT of whining done over the past week) he'd gotten Alec to agree to ONE night of baby play, but Alec warned him he might not like what was coming as much as he thought, since Alec would be taking inspiration from Jace's story's. Knowing just how insane his stories could get, Jace was a little worried but seeing the playpen and high chair that Alec rented for the night, he figured he was just being a silly head.

Alec smirked, Jace looked so happy/scared and he wasn't even dressed for the night yet. Part of him was having doubts about what he was planing on doing, but the truth of the matter was Jace wasn't really much of a boyfriend as of late. He was always too busy shooting his seed into his diapers or watching baby shows.  Add in what a PAIN it was to get him to do any of the chores around the house despite the fact that Alec was the one paying the rent (their original deal was Alec paid, Jace cleaned) and well the brat was just becoming more and more baby like by the day. Alec was sure on some level, Jace was going to love the surprises he had in store for him, and even if he didn't, tough. it wasn't like widdle baby Jace was gonna be able to find someone else to put up with his shit. with his doubts cleared, Alec came over as Jace finished setting up the playpen and patted the brat's butt, and confirmed a crinkle. "Didn't I tell you to wait till I was ready to put you back in huggies to wear today?" Alec asked. "Oh Uh..well see..there was this evillll witch.. and-" Jace started blushing and squirming. "A evil witch huh? How about there was a horny baby who decided NOT to listen to daddy so he just earned baby food tonight instead of Chinese from golden dragon." Alec said and smirked. "W-what? but..but..That's not-" "Does somebody wanna go to bed without din din?" Alec asked and smirked. "..No daddy." "that's what i thought.. well come on DIAPER BOY.. let's get you dressed like the BIG STUPID BABY you wanna be.." Alec said, oddly having fun as he slipped into mean daddy mode. and judging from the look on Jace's face and the way he was squirming..the birthday baby didn't mind it either. As Alec lead the way to the bedroom, Jace went to suck his thumb, only to be stopped and have a paci popped into his mouth.

Sucking big time on the paci, Jace was torn between being pouty over having to eat baby food while Alec was gonna be eating take out..and thrilled he was going to be eating baby food instead of take out. It was a scene from a lot of his stories and he had a sneaking feeling Alec had been just waiting for any little thing to give him a reason. Alec guided him over to his kitty cat print changing mat which was on the floor and Jace nodded and laid down, closing his eyes and enjoying the feeling of daddy striping him of his grey sweat pants and white t-shirt, though his eyes flew open when Alec slipped a finger in the leg guard of Jace's diaper. "Just as I thought, soaked. Silly baby, why didn't you tell daddy you were wet?" Alec scolded Jace. Jace, who knew for a fact he was bone dry tried to mumble out a excuse around the paci, but course all that came out was gibberish. "I suppose I can't expect someone who gets his rocks off crapping himself to know when he's wet or dry, I'll just have to check you lots on my own. it's my burden to bear." Alec said in a over the top dramatic fashion sighing. he untapped the dry diaper and then gave anther mock gasp. "Jace! why didn't you put on any baby powder? do you wanna get a icky rash around that joke you call a dick?!?" Alec asked, shaking a finger at Jace who was blushing BIG time now. His less then stellar manhood had been mentioned a few time, but Jace made up for not being able to fuck his boyfriend with his 3 inches rock hard cocklet with having a super skilled mouth and a nice tight hole that milked dick like a pro. Jace hadn't put on any baby powder because he'd been trying to hide the diaper he wasn't suppose to be wearing yet, Alec had a bloodhound sense of smell for baby powder these days. "well if you WANT a diaper rash I'm not going to argue with you. your the birthday boy after all. just don't come bitching t me when you're all itchy from being trapped in poopie diapies with no powder." Alec said running a finger on the stiff and twitching tiny dick. "of course if you WANT baby powder all you have to do is tell daddy..but the second that paci comes out my finger stops. and well, if you cream yourself like the little quick shot loser you are..I'll know you wanna be a dumb baby with diaper rash." Jace mewed and squirmed, the finger felt SO good and part of the deal for today was Jace had to goon for 6 hours yesterday and 4 hours this morning. he buckled his hips and whimpered sucking, nursing on the paci and closing his eyes as he felt his balls tighten and when pew pew. His backed up load firing out and landing on his tummy. "Diaper rash it is." Alec chuckled, and then tugged out a bag of new diapers. jace was still riding the post orgasm bliss,  coo'ing as Alec rubbed the cum in as a form of diaper cream and didn't have time to notice these weren't his normal diapers..at least not until Alec had taped him in one of them and he noticed  how stupid thick it was! His teddy bear diapers weren't exactly thin, but this damn three was like four of them in one diaper..and Alec was unfolding a second one! the material on the instead was the soft pillowly smoothness Jace was used to either, it was a harder matiral that kinda itched a little. "Butt up little guy..heh..somebody noticing these aren't his little pussy teddy diapies?" Alec asked, getting the second diaper under jace who nodded and whimpered. "These are little brats punishment diapers. guaranteed to help bratty big babies get diapie rash and leave him squirming all night long. you're suppose to use them on big babies who keep removing their diapers, but i think using them on a stupid diaper bitch who'd rather crap himself then get fucked works too." Alec said, and taped the diaper up then kissed his index and middle fingers on his right hand and tapped them on the front of the diaper. "I know you're suppose to be getting a blowjob tonight, but don't be shocked if thats as close as you get loser." Alec chuckled and jace started to get worried he might of created a monster.

The original plan called for a onesie and then a pair of shorts over the diapers, but Jace's diapered ass was just too massive and it had been touch and go to just get the onesie over the thick diapers.the buttons looked ready to pop at any time as was and the big stupid baby couldn't even walk with the massive bulk between his legs. Watching jace crawl around and whine, the paci still in his mouth Alec felt himself getting hard and found himself wondering why he had fought this for so long..though it was safe to assume when jace had pictured Alec getting involved, Alec likely hadn't of been this mean. Taking note of the time, Alec smiled at Jace and leaned down, using a sweet mocking baby talk voice. "Well now mister diaper dumper, does daddies stupid widdle baby wanna get him's nums nums in him now so daddy can eat in peace, or does daddies widdle woser wanna come and play pretend..and be daddies foot rest while he waits for him's supper? if you want num num's crawl over to your high chair, if you wanna have daddies stinky feet on you crawl over by daddies chair." jace wrinkled his nose at the idea of the second choice and started to crawl for the high chair, only for alec to pick him up and turn him around, in the direction of his chair. Jace got a confused look on his face and turned around to head for the high chair again, and again Alec turned him around. "Somebodies not quite getting what the correct answer is, is he?" Alec asked. jace suckled and whined, and pointed at his high chair, he HATED the smell of Alec's feet, and would bitch up a storm when Alec would leave his socks around the apartment. "If I have to smell your shitty diapers later, your huffing on my feet now. now you can sit up like a good boy over there and have my feet on your shoulders..or lay down on your back and get them in your face. If i have to turn you around again, it's face." Alec said. Jace whined and looked ready to cry, but as quickly as he could he scampered over and took a seat by the chair. "good boy~" Alec said coming over and smirking. "oh no, face the tv little man, that way daddy can get his stinky feet right in your dumb little face with ease."

Ok, this wasn't what Jace had wanted at all. Sure he like a kinda mean and evil daddy, but his buns and crotch were already getting sore, his knees were getting scuffed up and now he was gonna have to -UGH- Huff foot stink! Still Alec was giving off a very clear aura of 'don't fuck with me' so baby jace did as he was told, and whined as the stinky smelly sock clad feet of Alec were pressing on either side of his face. "I hope you don't mind, but daddy went for a nice long run today. Oh, i bet you can tell huh buddy?" Alec teased and then rubbed the top of his left foot against Jace's nose. Jace whined and thought about spitting his paci out so he could just breath though his mouth, the funk was strong with Alec's feet but that thought was dashed as Alec spoke up. "bit of a friend heads up baby boy, if that paci comes out daddies gonna assume you wanna suck on his toes." Alec chuckled. jace whined and whimpered, and started to hope the take out would hurry up and get here,even if it meant watching Alec wolf down all the adult food.

The rush of power Alec was feeling as he made the diaper dork suffer was giving him major wood, and he toyed with rubbing one out and coating the back of the babies head with cum, then got a look at the time. 'Shit..even with jace's amazing mouth skills I don't have time to nut.' Alec thought with a frown and took out a bit of his frustration lightly kicking Jace's in the face. The big baby whined A LOT at that but before he could follow up, there was a knock at the door, and Alec took his feet off of Jace. "Well, go get the door silly. don't worry, Daddy pre paid for the din din.But if the delivery boy wants a tip you can suck him off." Alec laughed. Jace whimpered but crawled over, his big fat diaper butt swaying and almost making Alec have a accident as he got to the door and then slowly opened it. "Happy birthday diaper bitch!" came Simon's voice and Jace's Pacifier fell out of his mouth, though it was thankfully clipped to his onesie. "W-What are y-you.." Jace started to ask, but Simon pushed the big baby over and walked past him, carrying dinner for two and Alec got up to greet him, the two MEN kissing while the BABY watched.

After watching his ex and his current boyfriend make out for a little bit, which despite the pain had Jace rubbing the front of his diaper, the big baby finally found his voice. "W-What's..what's going on here?" he asked in a small voice. "oh? isn't it clear little one?" Simon asked, smirking. "Likely not. he IS a big dumb baby after all." Alec laughed, then looked at Jace. "you see baby Jace, when two adults love each other VERY much-" he started. "CUT THE CRAP!" Jace huffed and closed the door, then tried to get to his feet. "How long have you been fucking around on me behind my back!" "oh, we started right about the time I found out my boyfriend who i thought was a MAN, was just a diaper filling loser. One who can't even be arsed to wear undies to bed anymore and just wants diapers all the time. Then i found out that Simon here used to baby you..but he got sick of wiping your shitty ass."  Alec said. "We both realized that while your cute, and it IS fun to torment you, neither of us wanted the responsibility's of being a full time single daddy, and honestly, it's nice to have a partner who can fuck you now and then without wearing a strap-on over his huggies." Simon went on. "So really, we decided to have the best of both worlds. and you get to live out your cute wittle fetish. I'm dumping you as a boyfriend, but you can stay here and live with me and Simon as long as you promise to be a good little fucktard diaper cuck. Before you go to get al high and mighty, it's only MY name on the lease for this place, so I can and WILL kick you out the SECOND you try and get uppity. Furthermore your bank account is officially at zero, I let Simon have your bank card yesterday and you never even noticed it was gone." Alec said cheerfully. "so to recap, you have NO money, NO where to go..and we donated al of your adult clothes earlier while you were out having a birthday coffee with what's her name..who knows what a diaper slut you are and was only too happy to get you out of the house for this." Simon finished. "i..but..You.." Jace whimpered, his legs getting weak and giving out on him as he plopped onto his butt, the onesie popping open and tears started to leak down his cheeks. "awww, is the widdle baby gonna cry cuz he fell down and went boom?" Simon asked, coming over and leaning down. "or is it your realizing this is just like all those stories you write, where you or anther boy would find himself trapped in baby land?" Alec asked. jace was full on bawling now and the new daddies laugh and picked him up, and cheeked his tear stained cheek.s "Happy birthday LOSER." they said in unison.

One good long sob later, and Jace was in his high chair (and it actually WAS his.. Simon had paid for it in full using Jace's bank card and there was a no return policy.) they had tugged his onesie off and tied a bib around his neck, white with 'big dumb baby' in multi colored baby blocks on it, and had his arms pinned down by the tray so he couldn't feed himself. Simon was busy setting his and Alec's plates while Alec was dumping 3 jars of baby food into a big bowl, mixing brussel spouts with prunes and broccoli. the mixture didn't smell all that good and Jace had no illusions it was gonna taste any better then it smelled as Alec set the bowl on the tray and then got out a table spoon. "Ready to fill up on fart fuel diaper baby? this is gonna have your tummy cramping alll night, Since i made sure to get baby food that had expired. Don't worry, it's not gonna kill you or make you super sick..just like I said, you have a longggg night ahead of you~" Alec chuckled and scooped up a heaping amount. "I don't suppose I could just get a happy meal instead?" Jace tried, and got his mouth stuffed with the foul tasting muck instead. "I think that answers your question." Alec chuckled. jace just gagged and swallowed.

Alec signed, if there was one thing making feeding Jace the disgusting mush not so fun..it was the fact he had to spell it and put up with the foul smelling burps that were coming out before they were halfway done the bowl.he switched up with Simon so he could start on his food and smirked as Simon let out a belch right back in jace's face. "mmm, Mu Shu Pork..can you taste it on my breath?" Simon teased, knowing it was the babies favorite food. and also knowing Jace would NEVER have it again. "G-Guys come on..this..this is too much..Please..it's my bir-" Jace tried to whine but Simon stuffed his mouth again. "We know what day it is, that's why we waited till today to doom you to permanent baby hood. best birthday present ever, right?" Alec called over, between mouthfuls of noodles. Jace whined and started to sob again, some baby food coming out of his mouth and like a 'good' daddy, Simon scooped it up off his chin and back into his mouth.

with the MEN fed and the BABIES belly cramping and bloated, the little gas machine was plopped in the playpen and then it was set so the daddies could see him, and he could see the daddies, but no tv for widdle diaper dorks. instead, in the cramped playpen he had some soft blocks and a stuffed bear to amuse himself with, and Jace quickly became half bored out of his mind and just stuck seething with rage as he watched Simon and Alec make out on the couch. for the most part they just ignored him, save for when they'd make eye contract and flip him off. Just as Alec had predicted, Cramp's were soon hitting baby Jace's tummy tum and he found himself on his knees, rocking back and forth slightly and rubbing his tummy, belching lots and whining. Simon apparently had enough of said whining and grabbed Jace's paci and popped it in his mouth,and then added a warning as Jace went to spit it out. "if that comes out of your mouth, I'm replacing it with my gym socks, and duct taping your mouth." Jace wasn't sure if Simon would actually follow up on the threat but at this point he didn't wanna push his luck and suckled on the paci, closing his eyes as Simon patted his head. "Awww, there's a good widdle cuck~"

making out with Simon in front of his now EX boyfriend was driving Alec crazy, and he was grinding against his new  boyfriend moaning like a bitch in heat. he could feel just how excited Simon was too and was about to suggest that they retire to the bedroom when a loud painful sounding fart, barely muffled by the diapers blasted out of the babies backside and a rotten smell filled the room. "sheesh, way to kill the mood stinker!" Alec teased. jace whined behind his paci and gave a helpless shrug, as if to ask what did they expect, but then closed his eyes as two more atomic farts blasted out of him. "Heh, this is the downside of those punishment diapers.. well fr us i mean. clearly for him the fact their giving him diaper rash and are so massive already suck..but they also do basically NOTHING to block stinky smells so dumb big babies have to suffer they're own stench." Simon said. "Geez no wonder the company that made these went tits up." Alec said, holding his nose and waving at the air. Jace seemed to perk up at that. "Don't get your hopes up stinker..I brought out the last of their stock." Simon teased then went on. "here's a math puzzle for you..If daddy Simon got 20 pallets of these diapers, and there are 30 boxes on each pallet, with each box having 3 packs, and every pack having 12 diapers..how many punishment diapers is baby Jace gonna hafa fill to the brim before he gets his stupid teddy bear diapers back?" Jace's eyes went wide and -adorably- he was doing the math, moving a finger in the air and then a long wet fart came out of him even as a hiss was heard. "if baby Jace thinks it's 21,600 then he's right! your butt and balls are gonna be permanently coated in diaper rash before your even though 100 diapers." Simon laughed. The made even more farts come out of the bloated cramping baby and Alec groaned. "Jace I'm warning you right now, if I have to change a shitty diaper before I get to fuck Simon or he gets to fuck me, I'm locking your sad excuse for a cock up in permanent chastity and you'll NEVER cum again!" Sadly, the threat did nothing to help and Jace's bowels gave way as he filled his diaper to the brim with a hot stinky load.

Having to pause their love making to change the baby understandably left Alec and Simon less then happy on the outside, but on the inside they were thrilled. they would of normally just of left Jace stinky and put him in his new nursery but since they were eager to lock him up and keep him for don't more then leak pre for the rest of his stupid big baby life, they were willing to give him a early bum change. cleaning up the stinker wasn't a picnic but had to be done to ensure the best fit and then as Alec held the crying and hysterical Jace down, Alec started to cast a rune with on hand, fitting a small pink cage on Jace's cock. "No! No please! you can't do this! At least let me cum one last time!" Jace bawled, trying to get free. "It's my fucking cock! Daddies please!" Sadly the babies plea's fell on deaf ears, and with a lock click that made Jace shut up even as tears flowed down his cheeks, Jace realized he was getting everything he ever had begged for..and yet he didn't want it. "Happy Birth LOSER!" Both of his new daddies said together, and kissed his cheeks.

the end

[tobythewise]

HM500 prompt GHOST Clary/Jace, Explicit Anal Fingering, Dom Jace, Sub Clary, Squirting, Daddy Kink Read it on ao3

Jace’s hands slide down Clary’s back, watching as her back arches, silently begging for the touch she’s craving. He grips her hips tight, holding her still as he runs his hard cock through her wet folds, teasing her. 

One of Clary’s hands reaches back. He feels the ghost of a touch against his thigh before she’s catching herself, putting her hands back by her head where they’re supposed to be. Such a good girl when she wants something. 

“Are you gonna be a good girl for Daddy?” Jace asks. He greedly takes in Clary’s pale rune-covered skin. 

“Yes,” she gasps out as he continues to tease her with his cock. “Yes, Daddy. Now please fuck me. Please!”

Jace shivers despite himself, never getting used to his bratty girl begging like this. With one smooth thrust, he plunges inside of her. Clary cries out before stifling her own whimpers with her knuckles. Her other hand clenches around the sheets so tightly her knuckles turn white. 

“Fuck,” Jace gasps out, pulling out before shoving back in. Clary’s walls tighten around him. She’s so fucking wet and hot and it takes all of his self-control not to come. 

With one shove to the middle of Clary’s shoulders, her chest hits the bed and her hips rise even higher. Jace pulls her cheeks apart, staring down at the place they connect, watching as his cock stretches her open. Her tight, pink bud is right there and he can’t help himself. “Can Daddy have both your holes, baby?” He ghosts his thumb over it, delighted when she tightens again. “Is this Daddy’s hole too?”

“God,” Clary whimpers, the sound music to Jace’s ears. “Yes. It’s yours.”

Jace spits onto Clary’s ass before running his finger over her hole. It’s so fucking tight, but the moment he presses the tip of his thumb against it, Clary relaxes, letting the tip inside. He works Clary’s ass until he can fit his whole thumb inside, wiggling it around just to watch her squirm. 

“Such a good girl,” he says, his eyes glued to her ass. 

“Can I? Can I come?” Clary’s thighs begin to shake and she lets out a high pitched whine as she holds her orgasm back, waiting for permission. 

Jace’s free hand slides down Clary’s flanks before he’s reaching underneath her and rubbing his fingers across her clit. “Go ahead,” he tells her before she’s crying out and coming. 

Her ass tightens around his thumb and she comes so hard she’s left trying to pull away with oversensitivity. Jace pulls his thumb free in order to wrap his arm around her middle and keep her seated on his cock. His fingers continue to play with her clit until she’s screaming and coming a second time, squirting with the intensity of it and leaving his lap a mess. He shoves her down and strokes his dick until he leaves a matching mess on her ass. 

Leaning down, he gives Clary a kiss and whispers, “good girl.”

[writingsofwesteros]

#marriage between fractions

The picture of Aegon and Jace at dinner is Aegon teasing Jace for not giving their wife a babe. Pretty girl has only birthed 3 babes and they’re all Aegon’s, the twins and baby Maelor who are all carbon copies of Aegon.

No fight breaks out during the dinner but Jace fucks their bratty wife that same night but fails once again to impregnate her:(

She doesn’t become with child until her Strong husband comes back from the north looking very different;). Her plain featured husband has grown out his hair and has surpassed Aegon in height and size. Poor princess is ruined the night of his welcoming party, even Aegon can’t help his hands wander off to this new Jace.

It’s 9 moons later when the maesters welcome a fat wailing babe with his father’s dark curly locks. The pair naming him after their father, Daemon, much to Aegon’s displeasure.

THE HOTTEST!

Poor Jace being bullied by the both of them now, and he tries so hard, bless him but she does not enjoy him any less. Especially when she gets to ride him; watching his sweet face screw up in pleasure for her.

Aegon chuckles in the background as he lazes about with a goblet of wine, as usual.

The idea that both of them are completely taken aback by this new Jace is too good, Princess is all over him; cooing and taking his arm with hers speaking of how she's missed him.

He has her sobbing out that very night; completely dumb on his cock and even Aegon has to shiver at the look coming across Jace's face.

[whoblewboobear]

Fashion model!Jace & sugar daddy Billionaire!Porter at a basketball game for date night. Porter rented out a skybox bc he doesn’t deal in anything less than luxury but Jace is being bratty and pouty the whole time bc he couldn’t be courtside.

Not bc he cares about basketball at all, but bc he wore a really cute outfit and he wanted the photo op and the clout that comes from it. Porter has his assistant call up some accredited photographer so Jace can get his photo op because what his baby wants he gets.

[viciousheart]

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we all know it’s gonna be a verse bgfhjdk. 

but basICALLY. viviana finally realizes she’s a goddamn queen and no one, not even her dumb husband can treat her badly. and. she may or may not have had her uncle assassinated??? because that’s bastards gotta die. she really only likes her children. and also her husband’s younger brother who she may or may not be having an affair with??? 

BREAKDOWN ON HER KIDS THOUGH.

we, of course, have zach. heir to the throne. golden boy. charming and kind and just. the best. the we have nikolai. and he’s basically the exact opposite of zach in every way. he’s not a nice kid. he’s always getting into trouble. and he suspects that his uncle may actually be his father. (he is.) thEN. there’s twin girls (and viviana almost DIES during her pregnancy / birthing them) they’re laurenza and amara. they’re opposites too. laurenza is kind of bratty and spoiled while amara is so down - to - earth and just loves everyone. the last is another girl named genevieve who’s. . . three. she doesn’t have much of a personality yet. but she’s kind of viviana’s miracle baby because she thought she couldn’t have kids after the twins. she was told if she got pregnant again this time she’s actually die because of the complications. but she doesn’t. genevieve’s actually the easiest pregnancy beside zach’s.

and viviana and her husband are fighting a lot because he wants to arrange a marriage for zach (who’s around sixteen / seventeen at this point) and viviana DOES NOT want that. she wants her son to marry someone he loves. and jace is just. “people in arranged marriages fall in love with each other all the time” while viviana’s like “when. show me. give me one example." and he tries to come back with “well there’s us” and she’s. damn. she’s just “yeah maybe in bizarro world” hashtag sass queen of france. 

that’s what i have so far. ghfdjks. 

[changhomin-hatsukoi]

Malec Moments 2x20 (Shadowhunter finale)

cr: Ocearielle

So~here we are... the finale for season 2 ;__;

- ‘He didn’t raised the ward for us’.. salty!Alec~..lol..

- I know this is a malec video but damn, Izzy is a badass Queen~! She rules, really~.. and she really has that authoritative presence like Maryse, whether she realizes it or not (Simon dear, she’s gonna eat you alive~! Good luck! ^^). 

- Magnus pretending there was no one standing in front of his door and about to close the door on Alec’s face.. lol

- I love Magnus being sassy/bratty at Alec: making faces, rolling his eyes and his ‘duh’.. Insisting Alec knows that he’s helping coz it will save other people’s lives and certainly not because of Alec and his band of merry Shadowhunters.

I love for all that he is 800 years old, Magnus still have that very human trait to act immature and petty arguing with your partner.

- And I love that throughout their fight ‘period’ and Magnus was being extra salty, Alec looked at him like ‘This brat.. ugh! why did I think you were adorable before again?’ and looking he would love nothing more than to either spank the warlock or strangle him. 

- It was funny when Magnus nearly stumbled out of his own portal while Alec and Izzy walked out like freaking models on runway~ ^^;;

- Magnus looked a wee bit unsure and that was why Alec (the caring!protective!boyfriend who wanted to pretend he doesn’t care but failed miserably) instantly asked if he will be okay... 

- Alec was supposed to cover Magnus.. and ended up~

Alec *frantically while running*: “Magnus! Magnus.. honey~.. I know you said to cover you.. but baby, if you don’t help me right now, we both about to become roasted buffalo wings~”

Magnus: “I’m kinda busy here, Alec~!”

Alec: “I’m serious, Magnus! Buffalo Wings. Not even the nice oven-baked ones, we will be those nasty charred ones if you don’t help me with this now~!” 

Magnus *innerly rolled his eyes*: Fi~ne...

- Magic depletion is real~ 

-...And Alec put his hand on Magnus’s back awfully long time there~ worried!boyfriend ^^

- That part where Alec felt Jace died and all of those memories ran through his mind was really really sad ;__;.. 

- Alec : Magnus, you need to get to safety

Magnus: *ignores* 

..lol..

- Aww~.. Alec’s face when Magnus was babbling about his home remedy for magic depletion.. 

- Alec’s face when Magnus nervously drinking his drink. Yes, Magnus totally felt the way Alec is looking at him okay~.. he seems nervous and he asked about demons right after.. desperate for anything to stop Alec from continue his staring. and he himself could barely looks straight at Alec

- And Magnus’s soft.. a bit resigned ‘yeah’ when Alec asked if they could talk. The way he sighed and gulped down his drink as if to brace himself on what’s coming.. 

- Alec just dived straight into it. And the way Magnus hold himself when Alec mentioned the Soul Sword like he was remembering the hurt and i don’t know what he thought gonna happen here.. but tbh, Magnus really looked like he was bracing himself to get hurt (not physically ofc!!).

- I honestly believe that this is the first time Magnus to ever have this kind of talk with someone he loves and who loves him back. Someone who thinks their relationship is worth fighting over

- Alec said he can’t think straight since they fight and Magnus looked really unhappy at admitting he can’t stop thinking about Alec (seriously i think this was new experience for Magnus too..)

- Alec straight up said he can’t live without Magnus... and he shakes his head like that’s the fact. No but or if about it. It just what it is. He can’t live without Magnus. period. 

(personally I think he meant he can lives without Magnus but he doesn’t want to.. They both could function without each other BUT they were miserable)

- Then you can see Magnus let himself go and slowly becoming his normal playful flirty self again.. even tried to make his voice deeper to imitate Alec

- Alec looking relieved at bae’s smiling again~

- Alec letting Magnus comes to him. 

- KISSSSSSSSSS

- Alec deep sigh after the kiss.. Like he could breathe easy again.. :)

- Alec looking happy and relieved (again) when Magnus suggested they left. I’m guessing he is in desperate need to reconnect with his lover in private~:).. which we get to read about in multiple fanfics later~:p

[marcythewerewolf]

Some Lord of Shadows Thoughts, In No Particular Order

I think Jace’s name is in this book more than Kieran’s which is obnoxious. Also every appearance of his was prefaced by a multi-sentence description of how gorgeous he was. This did not stop even when he showed up purely to be a dick to Kit. I officially hate book Jace now. He’s drunk the Kool Aid and he’s part of the Shadowhunter establishment and he’s insufferable so thanks for that book. ‘

Shadowhunters are a cult. Full stop. Sometimes it seems like the book has started to recognize this but then it backtracks and goes back to glorifying them. They’re so rich, they’re so pretty! Like, yeah, but they’re also super racist and hugely regressive and directly responsible for the suffering of thousands. Sure, they do some good along the way but so does Salvation Army, they’re still BAD. Look past all the glitter and propaganda and they’re just magical thugs who haven’t gotten past the middle ages and at this rate never will. The Blackthorn kids are better off without them. 

Kit is probably the most sympathetic person in the entire book and I do want him to run away and set up a pawn shop in Ohio? Save him from everyone but especially Jace. 

At one point his face was described as angular though, which makes me wonder if CC has seen a fifteen year old ever. You do it once, it’s justifiable, but most teenagers have a bad case of the baby face and saying other wise is ridiculous. This cheekbone addiction is getting out of hand. 

This book was so ridiculously heterosexual. Like, just such a pervasive case of unfortunate and tragic heterosexuality. So casual. So pointless. Magnus first gets brought up as “glittery”. One character thinks in all seriousness that you only get one dad. Gwyn is painfully straight for no apparent reason when faeries should and previously have been all sorts of flexible. It’s just... bad. 

The centurions are all kind of awful and I didn’t bother to learn their names. 

That being said, I did like the focus on Diana. She’s beautiful and amazing and brave and I love her. 

This is just blatant apologism for what happened to Anselm Nightshade. You set up a situation like that, you deal with the consequences of it, you don’t wimp out. 

The kids went to Faerie together and I am glad for that. They did just kill of Iarlath with no fanfare, but now his headcanon bf are chilling together and we got some follow up on Malcolm’s faerie ties so I’m not too mad about that. 

“Her old tutor, Katerina.” God, where’s my  Katerina spinoff. She has gotten no lines ever and because of that I love her. 

I do like anything with faeries very much but it could afford to be a little less fantasy and a little less chaos theory. The rest is just an issue of misplaced expectation. Obviously I like some of my interpretations better (killing girls is so stupid and outdated, an actual curse dooming him to have fifty sons all the time is maybe a twist) but other than that, nice worldbuilding, solid writing. 

Faeries! Gosh, I just love them so much. Faeries all the time, that what I want. 

The Unseelie King is super interesting. His kids are more trite, but hey, I love them anyways. 

On a related note, have I mentioned how much Gwyn just wants his big dumb teenagers to be safe and happy? Kieran and Mark aren’t even twenty and they need to take care of each other and not die. What a quality Faerie Dad. 

Some times these kids act dumb but i do not begrudge them it on account of them being children. 

The book got good about halfway through, which I appreciated. Kieran my sweet bratty boy, Nene the enigma, the courts, this is some good stuff I appreciate. 

What I did not appreciate was the killing off of Arthur. Like, come on. You’ve already done a disservice by magicking up your mental illness, you don’t have to kill him off too. A much more straight forward solution would have used the fact that Malcolm and Annabel were technically married, have his death revive her, then have confused Annabel and her angry zombie husband coming after the Institute, then Annabel realizing what was really going on and turning on Malcolm. Less in between steps. Failing that, ancient aunt they mentioned last book. 

Mark, Miach, darling, in fairness, the Seelie Queen’s lover very much did kidnap you. She was kidnap complicit. Don’t be trusting her. She absolutely had Sebastian’s baby. 

Memory loss plots are rather boring, but I recognize they do something for some people, so it might just be a cup of tea situation. Enjoy your memory loss then, friends. 

The Kieran/Mark/Cristina plot is juicy and I do like that but I want More Diana and Helen and Aline back and Answers first, you know?

One of the downsides of these books being about Shadowhunters is that it always comes down to the Shadowhunter heroes fighting and killing the irrational villainous Downworlder hordes which is Unfortunate. That conflict with Barnabas could have gone so much better. 

People need to stop trying to brainwash Kit with this Herondale stuff. People don’t go around calling me by my great-great great grandmother’s name and expect me to sit down and take it. Sure, we’re technically related, but that’s not how convention or basic politeness works. Your name is what you are raised with and more importantly it’s what you choose. His name is Kit and he’s a Rook until he decides, on his own without the constant pressure of adults, to be something else. 

As an extension of that? All these callbacks to the other book? They’re getting old and frankly more than a little annoying. 

Jessamine died in 1878. Edgar Allan Poe died in 1849. I’m telling you guys, the timeline just doesn’t line up. She wasn’t even born when Malcolm was young and building his house.

Kieran is a very impulsive boy who is already too invested in his Shadowhunter bf and gf. I don’t make the rules. 

I tried not to read too much into the Disaster Children literally burning down a church and having a weird intimate moment but they really are a mess. No laws, no holy lands, nothing but family, and nothing comes before family. I’m much more invested in them when they’re tearing down the establishment and making terrible toxic Wicked Powers choices. 

AIRMED WAS THE DAUGHTER OF MANNAN. This is basic people. Do your research. 

See, the memory loss plots always backfire unless you come clean. Lying never pays, kids. 

My Diana theories are more or less confirmed which I appreciate, thank you very much. 

I do very much wish they’d at least had the decency to leave bby Morgenstern a bby, that or go all the way and age him a few decades so you had a fifty something year old claiming to be Clary’s nephew. Much better than this cliche storm. 

I recognize that Annabel got a short shift in life, but so did Malcolm, frankly. The fact that he gets a life of torment and a horrible death at the hands of one he loved while she gets to wander off and live happily is a little concerning to me. Why do Downworlders not get to be happy? Downworlders, and Arthur Blackthorn, apparently, aren’t allowed to live nice, non-tragic lives, but pretty young Shadowhunters can get away with anything. At this point I would have preferred a disappointing end for Annabel. Get that good tragedy going. The Blackthorn’s clearly have a bad case of the Gothics they need to fulfill. 

Oh. OH. There we go. There’s the Blackthorn drama I crave. 

My sweet girl, my sweet girl Livvy. She’s coming back as a ghost, isn’t she?

So that’s about five hours. My record holds. The book wasn’t bad, it was just sooooo long. I feel like it could have used a ruthless editor with a really good grasp of the classics to clean things up a bit. Didn’t make me laugh as much, but that might just be a result of my evolving sense of humour. Drama got good nearer the last half of the book. There was some nice stuff in there. Overall, not a waste of five hours, and I’m not mad. Just please, someone de-brainwash these Shadowhunter children. They’re in a cult. Someone needs to tell them that they’re in a cult. Save Kit, he’s getting pulled in as well.