#jace hot thots

[writingsofwesteros]

Break bones!jace is my guilty pleasure🫣

He only becomes much more confident and dominant as he grows older, becoming the perfect king he deserves to be. If he marries his Targtower aunt, he and Ali don’t see eye to eye oops. He’d love to rub in her face those dark curls from their chubby babies and praise his strong boys for the littlest things. He only lets her be with the babes if his mother or Helaena are around. But he makes sure that she knows her pretty daughter is being fucked and manhandled while she babysits his mischievous babes. The prince takes after his mother, not wasting any time in breeding his wife with his strong dragonseed. His sweet mother would only encourage his obsession, looking after his pregnant wife and spoiling their litter of children.

Rhaenyra is the worst (and we love her for it) she will just encourage him completely.

Jace just enjoys his life and only evolving into the best King whilst his wife is the sweetest; all their babies clinging to their parents as they move through court.

He has to gag his pretty wife when she gets so loud, even though it amuses him. She sucks and drools all over him.

[matthewfairchildfanclub]

TSC except it's incorrect quotes and it's part 2 and it's really fucking long sorry.

Cordelia: I like your top.

James, wearing a very bright shirt: Thank-

Matthew: Thanks dude, I like you to.

_

Anna: Gender is a game and I have the cheat codes.

_

Clary, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti caramel macchiato with, uh... seven shots of espresso.

Simon, behind her: Jesus Christ, Clary, just do cocaine.

_

James: If you were to die, what would be your last words?

Matthew: Finally.

James: No-

_

Izzy, on the phone with Magnus: Is it okay if I bring my weird roommate?

Simon: Would you please stop calling me that.

_

Clary: You sure you're sober enough to drive?

Jace: Yeah, I didn't drink anything.

Clary: Okay, go get the car.

Alec: [running after Jace]

Clary: It's okay, he's sober!

Alec: HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!

_

Will: Jem, you have beautiful eyes.

Jem: You too.

Tessa: ...

Tessa: Did I miss something?

Will: I'm straight, I just like his eyes.

Tessa: You're gay for his eyes.

Will: Exactly!

Will: Wait, no

_

Lucie, walking out in a new outfit: How do I look?

Matthew: Holy shit, that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

Lucie: Excuse you?!

Matthew: No, not you, the thing sitting beside you.

Alastair: Fuck you.

_

Magnus: You sure know a lot about the law.

Julian: I do a lot of borderline illegal shit.

_

Cordelia: Lucie! Don't let go!

Lucie, dangling from the side of the cliff: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET GO?!

_

Kit: I think I forgot to sleep because I was looking at memes.

Dru: If you ever wonder why you have no friends, just remember that sentence.

_

Christopher: Oh, tiddlywinks.

Matthew: JUST SAY FUCK

_

Will: Swear words are banned in this house, if you say one you'll be grounded.

Matthew: Heck.

Will: You're on thin fucking ice, kid.

_

Jace: You may not know this, Alec, but I'm a flawed person.

Alec: I do know that.

_

Dru: [reading the exorcist]

Dru: [laughs]

_

Matthew: I know you can be "underwhelmed" and you can be "overwhelmed" but...

Matthew: Can you ever just be whelmed?

James: ...

Christopher: I think you can in Bulgaria!

_

James: I think I'm in love with Cordelia.

Grace: Congratulations! You're officially the last one to know.

_

Tessa: James, what are you doing here? Weren't you making spaghetti tacos with Mattew, Christopher, and Thomas?

James: Well, I was.

Tessa: ... was?

James: Well, I- it was just getting hot downstairs because of the fire.

Tessa: THE WHAT?!

(Downstairs the kitchen is completely on fire)

Christoper, looking around while Matthew and Thomas try to put the fire out with olive oil: Oh, this isn't good.

_

Jace: Please shut up.

Simon: Well, since you asked nicely, no.

_

Will: No pain, no gain!

Matthew: But I'm in constant pain and I've lost everything-

_

Matthew: If you'll excuse me, I must attend to my evening affairs.

James: You mean drinking wine and eating gummy bears until you pass out on a chaise?

Cordelia: Or reading Layla and Majnun and crying in the bath because they didn't deserve it?

Lucie: Or shouting your own poetry from your balcony?

Matthew: All three, in that order.

_

Will: What have I told you about comparing Tatiana to the devil?

Lucie: ... that it's offensive to the devil?

_

Jamie: These people are my friends!

Jamie: I've known them for twelve hours!

_

Clary: What are we gonna do?

Simon: Don't worry, you're so small they probably won't see you.

Clary: Simon, is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Simon: Clary, it's never not the time, because just like you, life is short.

_

Matthew, drunk: Always strive to eat the stars.

Lucie, half asleep: Aren't they too hot?

Matthew: Blow on them first, idiot.

_

Cashier: Would you like your check?

Ty: If someone is being murdered right now it would be my alibi, but if someone gets murdered in the store they could pin it on me.

Cashier: Sir?

Ty: I want to speak to a lawyer.

_

Magnus: If you had to choose between Jace and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you choose.

Alec: Depends. How much money are we talking about?

Jace: Alec????

Magnus: Eleven cents.

Alec: Sold.

Jace: ALEC?!!??!?!

_

Alastair: Cursing is for those who have a limited vocabulary.

Matthew: You are an audacious, ideologically unsound, captious, presumptuous, motherfucker.

_

Clary: Hey, uh, maybe we need Simon's help with this one?

Jace: I would literally rather die.

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Cristina: Name a way to be nice to people.

Kieran: Don't stab them.

Cristina: ...

Cristina: Setting the bar a little low but I'll allow it.

_

Tessa: Where have you been?

Will: Emotional hell.

_

Kit: I made you all of you into Sims, look.

Jace: Where are you?

Kit: I'm in the grave in the backyard.

Jace:

Clary:

Jace: Put me there to.

Clary: Oh my god-

_

Emma: I have the sharpest memory, name one time I forgot something.

Zara: You forgot me in a Walmart parking lot, like, three weeks ago.

Emma: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Matthew: Will, did you know "thot" means "thoughtful person."

Will: Really? I did not know this modern slang.

(later)

Will: Thank you for helping me with the stables, Tessa, you're such a thot.

Tessa, wheezing: I'm a WHAT?

_

Julian: [choking]

Kit: I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Dru: Just flip your phone upside down and use the 6.

Julian, stopping his choking for a second: What the fu-

_

Emma, getting in the front seat: Alright, is everyone ready to go?

The Blackthorns: Yep!

Emma: Okay, let's go.

(looks into the mirror to see Zara running after the van)

Emma: [whispers to herself] Goodbye you little shit.

_

Cordelia: What the hell is going on??

Matthew: Oh, great, you heard my cry for help.

Cordelia: You mean your girly scream?

Matthew: I MEAN MY CRY FOR HELP

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James: The risk I took was calculated.

James: But holy shit am I bad at math.

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Izzy and Magnus: [getting arrested at a protest]

Cop: Fake ID's, fake credit card. Got anything on you that's real?

Izzy: My tits.

Magnus: My ass.

_

[in a group chat]

Dru: Adding "lmao" does not hide your pain.

Kit: Yeah it does lmao.

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Matthew: Excuse me, who made James the boss of the group.

Christopher: You did.

Thomas: You said, "James should be the boss".

Lucie: And then you said, "lets vote," and it was unanimous.

Cordelia: And then you made him a plaque that says, "Boss Of Us".

Anna: And put little sparkles all over it.

Matthew: ... All valid points.

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Matthew: And once again, James and Matthew save the day.

Lucie: You didn't do anything.

Thomas: It was all James.

Matthew: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.

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Jem: I am not "too nice"!

Will: Jem, you apologized-

Jem: I have manners!

Will: -to the waiter who spilled soup on your lap.

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Kit: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Kit: [punches a wall]

Kit: Take me to the hospital.

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Julian: People ask me how I handle the rest of my family so easily.

Julian: The truth is, I don't.

Julian: I have no control over them.

Julian: I walked into the house today and Mark shot me in the neck with a nerf gun.

_

(At a New Years Eve party)

Alec, to the TMI gang: I would like to make a toast!

Alec, raising his glass: I cannot believe we have gone through another twelve months of absolute fuckery.

Alec: Cheers!

[ao3feed-malec]

Chaotic Thots

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2A7T25f

by fairytalegay

izzy renamed the chat "Chaotic Thots"

alec: hey im not a thot

clary: yeah ur An Adult Virgin

alec: im 17???

clary: YOURE AN ADULT VIRGIN

Words: 1127, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Group Chat AU

Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray, Jace Wayland, Magnus Bane, Simon Lewis, Raphael Santiago (Mentioned)

Relationships: Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood, Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Simon Lewis/Jace Wayland

Additional Tags: Group chat, Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Implied/Referenced Sex, because jace has no filter, overuse of memes and internet slang, Lesbian Clary Fray, Bisexual Isabelle Lightwood, Bisexual Jace Wayland, Pansexual Simon Lewis, alec's only friends are his siblings and simon and clary, everyone bullies alec, i have no idea how to tag this, this is hot garbage, but damn its fun to write, i'll probably add more tags as more things happen

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2A7T25f

[philcollinstarzan]

my thots so far - isabelle is so hot I'm dying - alec is grumpy and beautiful and I love him - I used to think jace was ugly but now I think he's cute :( - I watched the movie and it's a lot different from the show so idk which is more true to the books

[writingsofwesteros]

Imagine Alicent’s daughter secretly seducing Jace after her mother is on good terms with Rhaenyra again. Pretending to be a sweet little sister by spending time with his mother and looking after his babe brothers. Jace always finds her in the nursery playing with the babies, little things clinging onto her dresses and she look just so pretty cooing at them. Seeing her carrying them around does things to him, imagining breeding her and carrying his heir. Luckily for her, it is him that ends up slipping in her chambers; looking so needy and hungry for her. Fucking her full with his fat cock, gripping at her hips and sucking on her pretty pink tits. Alicent and Rhaenyra are quick to punish bratty Jace, having sullied their sweet princess. But she is soon lavished by the mothers with jewels and dresses for their upcoming wedding. Jace being oblivious to his pretty wives motives and just worshiping the ground she walks, he knows his wife will make a fine queen;).

THE HOTTEST!

Needy!Jace is just too hot, you can't pass up on it, and her skills of seduction are so good and subtle. Poor Prince is wrapped around her finger.

She pretends to be the blushing bride as Jace tries to apologise; stumbling over his words before she places a soft kiss to his cheek and now he can't think of anything.

"Come on baby boy," She cooed to his younger brother who followed whilst she turned to look over her shoulder once more.

Jace had to fist his cock that night; cumming far too early.

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What happen if Jace went with Daemon to kill Ameond, and both decided to sneak instead of Blood and Cheese. They can't find Aemond, but instead they find his sister wife. Jace seeing his pretty aunt again, never denied her beauty. Knowing this will hurt Aemond they kidnap her and fly back to Dragonstone. The Greens are furious when they find out the next morning, the princess is gone. Alicent falling to her knees crying that her perfect daughter is gone.

The pretty princess begging her nephew not to kill her, is surprise when Jace said why would he kill the most beautiful woman on the Earth. She blushes, seeing how Aemond has never even complimented her that way. Instead just calling her cute and nice, but never beautiful. Jace allowing her to roam around, is always by her side, complimenting her, gifting her jewelry. Taking her flying on Vermax or with her dragon.

The princess is enjoying herself feeling more freedom then she did at the Keep. Jace smirking mischievously seeing how he manipulating his pretty aunt, into opening up more to him. Jace smiling that his plan is working, is ecstatic, when he one night wakes to find princess, coming to him to find comfort telling her she feels cold. Jace taking this opportunity doesn't hold back, pulling her into bed and kissing her roughly, to which the princess response eagerly, feeling Jace slide his tongue between her lips to were she open and allow his muscle to wrestle with hers. Aemond never kissed her the hard, he only gave chaste kiss. The princess feeling heat coursing through her blood, can't deny Jacaerys has grown to a find young man. Climbing onto his lap, the princess doesn't release her lips from his. Jacaerys feeling up and down her side, doesn't hesitate to grope her plump breasts, bringing a moan from within her out. The princess just reacting on instinct, rolls her hips over Jace lap, feeling her cock, through his trouser. She gasp pulling back from the kiss feeling how big and thick he is. Jace smirking at her reaction, rips her gown, leaning taking her perky nipple in his mouth sucking and lapping away her the taste of her sweet scent.

The princess moaning to Jace rough tongue lavishing her nipple, can't wait any longer and beg Jacaerys to fuck her, not seeing the devilish smile he sporting. Pushing her on her back, Jace doesn't waist time kissing her from her neck, licking her pulse point causing more moans to spill out her pretty lips, kissing and nipping every part, til he reached her cunt, part her folds and licking her like she was his favorite meal. The green princess feeling pleasure she never felt with Aemond can't help moaning Jace name, bringing music to his ears. Jace making sure to suck her clit, doesn't stop pushing three fingers already into her tight cunt, making her eyes roll to the back her head. After making her cum twice, he pulls his trousers off, making her turn red when she noticed that not only is he thick and big, but he bigger than her husband ever was.

Jace pushing into his gorgeous aunt, making sure to thrust in her making her scream loud, to were he hitting parts she never knew she could feel inside her. Jace makes sure to praise her calling her a saint, a goddess among women, a Targaryen goddess to all Targaryens. The princess not being able to hand all the sweet praises her own brother couldn't hold back, climaxing hard milking Jace cock, to which he pulls out out flipping her over to all fours just to push back in feeling him deeper than ever.

"Ahh..jace, gods I love this..ah..ah" The princess can't help but to moan to deprave pleasure of her Strong nephew, taking her so beastly.

"So pretty....fuck...so gorgeous." Jace telling her while still fucking her like a common whore off the Street of Silk.

Jace making her climax again, feels her tighten to were he finally spills his seed deep within, making sure she takes every last drop.

After that night, Jace marries his aunt in the Valriyan way, both smiling at this with everyone present on Dragonstone. A letter is sent to King Landing to the anger and wraith of The Greens. Aemond more furious at thinking she was force against her will without actually knowing the truth.

The maids gossiping from Dragonstone to King Landing about the Strong prince and Targaryen princess who engage in very deprave acts. Hearing the princess moaning like a whore calling out the prince name, almost every night. To where they catch the two, in different rooms, with the princess either bent over or the prince under her skirt. Some have even caught the green princess on her knees for the prince in the halls bobbing her head back and forth on his cock, moaning to the feel of him in her throat with no care who sees.

The Green mostly Aemond and Alicent believe Jacaerys have force the princess to become whore, even more upsetting when they get news a few months later detailing the birth of a new babe with violent eye like the princess and brown hair like Jacaerys.

THE HOTTEST!!!!!!!

[writingsofwesteros]

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Big breakbones!Jace breeding his sweet targtower wife. His beloved princess is always bred so good and such a good mommy to their litter of dark curly head babies. The height difference would drive them both insane! Jace tightly holding onto her pouty self as she looks up at him with pretty doe eyes, gripping his strong arms. Sweet princess whining about her and the babies missing him when he leaves them for his princely duties.

She’d wait for him in bed, already stripping her silky gown off once she sees those exposed back muscles of his. Littering them with scratches that he loves to show off while he trains🙈.

THE HOTTEST!!

Oh she's so obsessed with him; clinging to his arm at feasts as their babes are running wild with Hera and Jae.

His dark eyes always follow her , and he doesn't let anyone ask her for a dance.

And now he's buried deep inside her sweet, creamy pussy. A full mating press as he grunts in her ear. Jace reaches for the headboard as his movements only quicken.

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Imagine Alicent’s daughter being betrothed to Jacaerys after Driftmark. She’s a spoiled brat, badmouthing the prince to court ladies about his plain features. But the bratty princess would get pretty mouth shut after Jace comes back from winterfell. He just looks so handsome and confident, she’d get so jealous at the court ladies swooning over him. Poor Jace wasn’t expecting her sudden change in attitude, his pretty aunt being so clingy and touchy rather than nitpicking his dark curls. She’d ignore her mother and Aemond’s glares, giving Jace fuck me eyes and having her dainty hands softly roam around his chest. Jace would try so hard to resist but how can he not kiss those pretty pouty lips, it’s not long before he lets her wrap them around his fat cock. Spoiled princess would be so bossy and whiny over him often requesting his love and affection, he lets her be unless it gets too far. The bratty prince can match her level and be so much worse;).

ALL OF THIS!

No, because seriously what did Cregan do to him ;)

Bratty Princess switching up completely and we love to see it. Poor Jace hardly knowing how to act as his hold of her locks only tighten.

His hips began to rock as her warm mouth wrapped around his throbbing, fat cock. Her sweet gags echoing around his royal chambers as she drooled down his length.

[writingsofwesteros]

#Jace Hot thots

Jace marrying Aemond’s sweet twin to make amends between the two families. Being the little brat he is, he breeds the princess with multiple little brown haired babies to rub it in her twins face. When they visit the keep, Aemond and his twin can’t even have time alone with her greedy babies clinging onto her skirts. Aemond tries to get along with the babies but they’re spoiled little things and afraid of him. His sweet sister can feel his saddens and loneliness so being the good sister she is, she visits his chambers late at night to share her twin some love. Letting him claim and love her how he was meant to do instead of their nephew.

Jace can't even be annoyed; she is a sweet, gentle soul..still, his babes will always be her first choice and he will control the situation -for now.

She holds the babes hands as they move into the room where the family are dining. They babble up to their mama whilst trying to hide into her skirts as best they could.

Aemond has to sit in front of her; watching as she feeds those chubby, spoilt babes of hers whilst only growing more annoyed

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Jace hot thots

Bratty!Jace being upset that he is betrothed to Alicent’s red hair daughter, he would’ve much rather a silver-haired bride like Helaena or Baela. He had even considered fucking one of the dragonseeds before his wedding to sedate his desires until he sees the red head princess bathing in the Dragonstone’s hot springs.

https://www.sex.com/pin/56713372-sherilyn-fenn-nude/

Oh well, at least she’s pretty enough for him to fuck and crave, he selfishly hopes she can birth him silver head babes.

https://www.sex.com/pin/7568106-red-head-doggy-style-sex/

Oh he is such a brat !

Jace watching her for far longer than needed as she bathes in the hot springs; those perky breasts of hers had his mouth watering and fingers itching to reach out.

And she's so sweet as well; ducking her head shyly as they talk.

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Kinktober

Jace being obsessed Daemyra’s sweet princess. Both of her parents are holding of on marrying her off while her brothers are already betrothed. She’s a forbidden fruit that Jace wants to taste and have all to himself. His mother owes him something after birthing a plain haired son and who better than another bastard princess.

Sweet princess letting her brother touch and kiss her virgin cunt and pretty breast.

!!!!

Oh you know she tries to push him away when he feasts on her too well. Its all too much and she's so sensitive.

All the while, Jace is completely obsessed with her and those dark eyes of his watching her every reaction .

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Kink talk

Bratty!jace leaves the doors to his chambers open while they stay in Kings landing, breeding and domming Alicent’s daughter. He loves the nosy maids and his uncle peeking into his chambers, knowing they will gossip to the Queen or touch themselves. All while his pretty wife melts at his touches and whines for more like a whore of silk street.

!!!!!!

Poor thing is squealing as she clutches onto Jace, whose enjoying this more than she would ever know.

Gods, how had he gotten so lucky? She begins to sob in pleasure as his fat cock bullies her sweet, spongy spot

[writingsofwesteros]

god i love the concept of being alicents sweet pretty daughter, especially if she gets her doe eyes, getting filled to the brim and fucked as a war prize by Jacaerys. She just so cute with her big eyes pleading him not go to rough on her little cunt that he cant help but want to make them tear up a little, so he just cant help himself but to pound into her as harshly as possible and maybe even remind her of what a traitorous whore she is, how lucky she is hes not using her other hole after everything thats happened, she’s going to have to give him an heir if she wants to make up for everything her family’s done

oh those big eyes ; he adores them and he wants the babes he gives her to have her eyes.

And both of them have such curly hair; their children will be the cutest.

He is so greedy for her; making her body sing for him as he pounds deep. She sobs into his ear which only has his fat cock twitching inside her creamy pussy that clamped down.

"I do not know why you pretend."

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Jace takes Lady Strong by the back of her neck. He kisses her harshly, smashing his lips against hers with much less grace than he did in his dreams.

She is stunned, too confused to move or speak as her body is pushed flush up against the Prince. Soon he has her against the stone statue of Balerion. His hands gather her skirts frantically as she begins to wriggle and kick against him. Jace is quick to lift her leg to cease her struggling. Lady Strong gasps as he presses himself between her legs, an unmistakable bulge grinding against her now exposed sex.

It’s all happening so fast, she barely registers that her mouth is free as he starts to mark up her throat. Arousal starts to rise despite her shock as he starts a rough pace of grinding and thrusting his covered cock against her cunt. Her hands grip his back, what has come over the Prince?

She whimpers into his ear at his rough treatment, which only has Jace spurred on some more as he groans. His rocking against her only quickening as his cock twitches in his breeches.

The Prince can't stop himself as he reaches for her sleeves and began to tug down. That hot mouth of his now engulfing her pretty, pink nipples before she realised. "No..no, my Prince..." Her words landed on deaf ears as his free hand slowly moved into his pants now.

He could not stop himself even if he wanted to

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Jace has always wanted his half-sister, Lady Strong. Starting as a pure crush as children and turning into a lurid obsession as a man grown. As the Dragonseeds are legitimized and given accolades for their efforts in the war, he nearly goes mad in his envy and rage. He refuses to accept that he is a bastard.

He is different from them.

He is not a Strong.

If this is true, then he has no reason to feel guilt over his lust for Lady Strong. No reason to hide behind her curtains as she bathes, biting his lip as he pumps his cock. No reason to hold back the urge to grasp her waist from behind as she reads in the library. No reason to mind his tongue when he thinks to murmur sinful promises into her ear at the table.

When he finds her alone in the gardens today, why resist his desires?

Oh the poor thing is becoming so confused and angry; all of this is just so unfair !

He had been strong for too long now; always hiding just out of reach as his fingers itched to reach for her and now ; she was here - calling for him.

She was so happy to see him as well; turning around but Jace was still wrapped up in his rage. And he took his chance.

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Imagine Jace with a Tyrell girl, very beautiful and sweet girl who didn’t care about his plain features. She gets along with everyone in his family, even looks after his babe brothers whenever his mother is needed elsewhere. Their wedding day they’re both very happy and excited, celebrating and dancing the night away.

Jace would not approve of the bedding ceremony, he wouldn’t want his lady-wife exposed and vulnerable to others. He’s very nervous as he has never laid or touched a lady but he’s more than willing to please his lady using the advice his step-father gave him ;). Too bad he wouldn’t do any of that night, since the his sweet lady rode him like a mad Targaryen on their dragon. All that is heard from his chambers are his loud moans and their skin slapping. His lady-wife whispering filthy words in his ears that had his face flushed red as his thighs were, all he could do was hold his lady’s pretty bum as she used him the whole night long.

The next day he would sleep in until his dear wife woke him to feed him the sweetest of fruits and help him bathe with the best of oils. Once he’d body aches went away he wouldn’t stop rutting into his pretty lady like a dog in heat.

Sweet Jace did not have time to show his pretty wife what he had been learning; oh no, she wanted to ride him and she did just that. Sweet Prince was just there for the ride as he watched the erotic display on top of him and her lovely face screwing up in pleasure.

His wife has been up for nearly an hour as she stared down at his face; pressing soft kisses to his cheeks and brushing those locks of his.

She sobs into the pillows as he sinks inside her; legs shaking at the oversensitive pretty pussy of hers being tortured.