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Hey, so this is the American government rn:

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I can be anxious and hubristic and the same time

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Currently reading ao3

They said touch grass so I went to the seaside

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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]

Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?

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Barty: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Regulus: I think you mean cards.

Evan: He did not.

Barty, pulling out knives: I did not.

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MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.

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Cause I'm too messy and then I'm too fucking clean

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*the marauders playing a board game together*

sirius: i will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

james: i will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

peter: i will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

remus: i will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

peter: *flips the board*

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"Is ao3 down or is it just me?"

Proceeds to go immediately to tumblr to check

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people underestimate the joy of being a multishipper heavily

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Sirius: They’re gougéres

Remus: Say that like I’m poor and Welsh

Sirius: They’re cheese puffs

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“I’m scared that i’ll become a drug addict in the future”, “I’m scared that i’ll be still single in the future” well you know what i’m scared of? That i’ll get out of my marauders era phase and that reading jegulus fics will just be a faint memory. That reading all this black family or regulus centered fics will be just a “habit” that i used to have as if it didn’t consume my whole life back then. I don’t care if it’s unhealthy for me because i want to read my favorite or new jegulus fics till i die. Those masterpieces will always be part of my daily life.

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gimme james trying to give reg a jacket and reg going "i wouldn't be caught dead in gryffindor things" while wearing one of james's shirts

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do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you