#with dan and phil all the time

[antiadvil]

the hoodie string incident

summary: they were kissing.

rated T, 648 words.

ao3 link

[otp-more-like-killmeplease]

[amid-fandoms]

dan howell acting like he's experiencing brain damage at the thought of saying anything nice about phil when his dramatic ass tweeted this a month after meeting him cause he couldn't cope with not living in his bedside drawer 🙄

[philinof]

how did we as a phociety move on from “can phil express an opinion?” that was literally one of The most insane moments ever.

phil just wanted to get a word in and dan was literally so irritated that people kept speaking over phil that he did not gaf anymore. he reached his long ass arm all across that table to steal someone else’s mic, without a single “excuse me”. then he doesn’t say “phil has something to add!” or something else normal.

no, instead he asks, mad as fuck, “can phil express an opinion?” like hey can phil fucking speak. is he allowed to say something. can he express a single fucking opinion during this panel.

and he knew how’d he come off. people were a little shocked. it definitely came off as rude to some. but it was so jarring that they just had to shut up. like damn okay i didn’t know you felt so strongly about your fellow youtuber, mr. danisnotonfire.

dan knew that phil was just way too nice to interrupt everyone else & stand up for himself. so he took matters into his own hands, he didn’t mind looking rude if it meant phil got to speak his mind. & i think that’s just so loving & kind & i’ll never get over it. <3

[betaphannie]

[horsegirlhob]

No phan proof youtube video or tumblr analysis will ever be as convincing as my mothers take on Dan and Phil, which is "of course they're together. Who else is gonna want to date them?"

[blossoms-phan]

this is fucking killing me LMAOOOO poor dan I feel so bad for him 😭😭 I would also be distracted if i was talking to phil lester while he was looking like that but omg

[reunitedinterlude]

homeowning homosexuals (x)

[manchesterau]

"you and dan are so married!"

[christinafaaaye]

something I'll never get over is Dan's reaction to Phil saying WAD is "fucking amazing" and totally catching Dan off guard

[an-internet-introvert]

Countdown to October 19th (15/19)

DanandPhilGAMES Comeback

[bestagons]

Yes, Phil, we know.

[amid-fandoms]

smooch 💋

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way too much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.

like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪

[azuphere]

HE SAID YES!!

(to being my parasocial wife) (not clickbait)

(a bit of a sound warning for the video cause the background noise is a bit loud!)

transcript + twitter link under the cut!

feel free to repost and/or crop me out but credit to this og post would be appreciated!!

Twitter Link: (x)

Video Transcript:

Me: [to Phil] Can I propose to you?  P: Yes! D: Oh yeah, sure!  Me: [to Dan] And can you just be like, “What the-?”  D: I’ll look shocked, yeah.  Me: Alright. *brings out corgi figurine* Phil, will you corg-be my parasocial wife?  P: …Yes.  Me: *not expecting a response* Yes?!  [after taking the photo] D: Fuck yeah. Well, thank you.  Me: Well, thank you for being my parasocial wife!  P: Yes! D: No, our pleasure!

also the corgi figurine in question:

[slutoast]

somehow there’s more of these…