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Cale-Wannabe-A-Slacker-Henituse snitching to his grandpa, acting like a grade schooler be like:
#Cale snitching about that red dragon to Eruhaben as soon as he appeared had me wheezing 🤣#And Cale snitched to Eru with such a wide smile too 😂#Even Exion was laughing#with Eruhaben#in disbelief#LMAO#kindly ignore the cheap quality of the meme tho-#tcf#lcf#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#cale henituse#tcf cale#tcf novel#tcf novel part 2#tcf part 2#tcf spoilers#tcf humor#kim rok soo#eruhaben#tcf eruhaben#lcf eruhaben#lcf cale#lcf cale henituse#tcf cale henituse#tcf meme#humor#lcf humor#laws of hunting#lcf meme
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Eruhaben is such a grandpa, ofc he would know what his kid wants to eat
Side note: I love how Cale will always give in to the children's wants and demands I'm trying really hard to not say something angsty about it because i want to keep this post cute
#you know that stereotype with grandparents#where theu feed you too much#or know what food you want#yeah thats him#he may be an ancient dragon#but his cale and co's grandpa first#le rants#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#tcf#lcf#cale henituse#lotcf#totcf#lcf eruhaben#tcf eruhaben#eruhaben
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Cale: I want a slacker life.
Cale: But to have a peaceful life, my family needs to have a peaceful life as well, and we need to live in a peaceful world too to not be bothered by anyone.
Cale: So let’s achieve world peace.
Cale: Then let’s do multiverse world peace because other worlds could also bother us and for an unknown reason I HAVE to be the one who does it instead of sending my subordinates and lazing around.
Cale: And while striving for world peace, something that nobody has been able to achieve so far, I’ll complain that I don’t want to work and say I’m weak.
Cale: Ah, I’m weak. *killing the strongest villain who tried to become god*
Cale: I want a slacker life. *trying to achieve world peace and working more than anyone else*
Cale: Sigh…
Reader: Sigh…
#just Cale being the most unreliable narrator ever#tcf#lcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#facepalming#🤣🤣🤣#Eruhaben: You unlucky bastard…
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random thought #1
You know...I had a sudden realization as I'm starting to re-read the novel so I can catch up to the second part (I'm getting really impatient and I just want to read more of their chaos).
Despite how easy he makes it seems, Cale's natural charisma is one of the reasons why a lot of people are quick to trust him.
Like imagine meeting all these distrustful characters (Molan father and son, Choi Han, the kids, Alberu, the dragons) and have them trust, follow, and care for you for the whole story? And he also handles them like it's a piece of cake? He's "scared" but he sometimes lets them get away with doing stuff like a tired old man. Like I know it's a thing that his friends and family are so done with him being a chaotic little shit who faints every few minutes but imagine being in his shoes and dealing with all these dangerous and equally chaotic little shits.
That's basically impossible. It's extremely hard to do the same thing he did. If it were another person, they won't even last a minute with them. They'll probably experience different kinds of trauma or death or worse.
And this guy is completely oblivious to it.
I mean, if you know his past as Kim Rok Soo, it makes a lot of sense but even then, I don't think he was in the right headspace to notice his charisma in his previous world. He's so in denial about himself even in this new world though and I honestly understand why some nobles were so scared of him. Sand Ailan was right. He's like a king.
At this point, I don't know who's babysitting who, especially if you remember the mess Choi Han and Mary did when he was away. Or when Rosalyn did something explosive. Or the kids. Or Ron. I guess it's because he's so extra in the way he does things that it kind of hides how crazy the rest of the characters are.
At best, Alberu, Beacrox, Bud, and Lock are the "normal" ones in the group if you can even call anyone "normal" in this story. You can't change my mind. Even Eruhaben doesn't count. He's also a little shit from time to time and he's proud of it.
#tcf#tcf cale#tcf manhwa#tcf novel#cale henituse#lcf cale#tcf cale henituse#lcf#lcf manhwa#lout of the count’s family#tcf raon#tcf choi han#tcf alberu#alberu crossman#choi han#lcf choi han#tcf alver#lcf alver#eruhaben#tcf ron#tcf beacrox#beacrox molan#tcf mary#tcf rosalyn#trash of the count's family#tcf on#tcf hong#tcf lock
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CURSED CHILD.
「 tcf x child! reader 」
summary : the white star loved his child, he really does.
‘ OH, GOSH. I HATE MY LIFE. ’
The red-haired child couldn't help but frown as she walked through the hallways of the orphanage. Everyone knew how famous the Sekka family is in the Paerun Kingdom. That's why when the son and the future duke of that family showed an interest in an orphan like her, the whole orphanage became happy.
The little redhead's reddish brown eyes held a glint of annoyance as she looked at her arms that were covered with the sleeves of her clothes. The fact that the young master of the Sekka dukedom is here to visit her again, made the staff of the orphanage buy an expensive-looking dress that'll surely cover her bruises and dress her up. "You better not mess up this time, (name)."
"Yes." The little girl blankly said as they stopped walking. (Name), the girl looked at the huge door in front of her with a stoic expression on her face. "You were lucky that Young Master Clopeh is fond of you."
Fond? Seems like he's obsessed to me.
She deadpanned, watching how the woman in front of her opened the door. Revealing a young man sitting in a wheelchair, elegantly sipping on his tea. Rei could only sigh as she saw how the woman who was supposed to be her caretaker blushed at the sight. And she only blushed even more when Clopeh tucked his white hair behind his ear as his brilliant green eyes met (name)'s reddish-brown ones. (Name) wanted to curse and run away when she saw how Clopeh's face brightened when he saw her.
"(Name)!"
Rei's lips curved onto a bright smile as she walked towards Clopeh while internally telling herself that violence was never an answer. "Hello, sir!" Acting like a child was something that Rei was used to so this was a piece of cake for her. Clopeh smiled fondly as he ruffled (Name)'s hair before looking at the woman behind her, signalling her to leave. And the woman gladly obeyed.
And seeing that her caretaker left. (Name) found herself wishing that the Arm would appear before her and slash her body into two so she could just move on to her next life and make sure to avoid the people who were similar to the guy in front of her. The calm and noble-like aura that Clopeh was radiating earlier completely disappeared. He clasped his hands together and started reciting some kind of prayer before looking at the little redhead with a blush on his face.
This lunatic. (Name) sweatdrop.
The most handsome bachelor in the Paerun Kingdom? A noble knight? The future head of the Sekka household? No. In (name)'s eyes, Clopeh Sekka was a certified lunatic who for some reason started to treat her like some kind of God.
"I brought your favourite cookie with me, (Name)-nim."
Ah fuck, I hate my life.
#platonic#tcf x reader#manhwa x reader#platonic yandere x reader#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#yandere manhwa x reader#cale henituse x reader#white star#alberu crossman#lcf#raon miru#eruhaben#sheritt#series#platonic yandere#clopeh sekka#platonic tcf
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Eruhaben, exasperated: Tsk. You unlucky, single-ass bastard.
Cale, offended: Why don't you enlighten your one thousand years of solitude first, our esteemed 𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯-𝘯𝘪𝘮?
Raon, excited: Me! Me! I'll be the wingman! This great and mighty Raon Miru will find the best partner candidates for you two!
Eruhaben and Cale, horrified: 𝙉𝙊.
#lcf#trash of the count's family#lout of the count's family#cale henituse#tcf#eruhaben#raon miru#poor eruhaben just want cale to found his forever love🥺#too bad he's terrible at being honest#so now his old ass need to suffer lol
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Found the Cards
#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#tcf#tcf cale#cute#tfc hana#tfc jack#good mary#choi han#eruhaben#cards#dragon lord#pintrest#found in pintrest
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eruhaben is the only member of the group with any common sense because he sees two gods facing off but spares them no thought, and instead starts worrying about what cale will do next.
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Re-reading thanks to Vol 1 being released is so much fun because:
‘That stupid dragon and that paralyzed son of a bitch. Where did all of them go?’
Did he seriously call Raon a stupid dragon? Oh boy, Raon would not like that
It seems like Cale's inner monologue knows no mercy
Raon? Has been called dumb *and* stupid
On and Hong? Nosy punks
Alberu? Has been called a wide variety of names ("He had an extremely useful worker, no, hyung-nim" << I'm still not over this one)
Even Lee Soo Hyuk, who seems to get nothing but praise from him got called 'kind of slow' once
And don't get me started on Choi Han, the amount of flattery he gets is directly proportional to the amount of digs Cale throws at him in his mind
No one is safe from this man's inner monologue
#my progress reading the series was like:#Cale that's not how you talk about a crown prince#CALE THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TALK ABOUT A CROWN PRINCE#CALE OMG#he's lucky Alberu loves him or else#Eruhaben probably also got caught in the crossfire#but I can't think of one at the top of my head#not using the ss translation bc I'm not sure if we're allowed to post anything from it#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of count’s family
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Cale: something's off
Choi Han: how so?
Cale: something's wrong
Alberu: what
Cale: something
Eruhaben: like can you give us a general idea?
Cale: something's off
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf novel#tcf humor#tcf incorrect quotes#incorrect tcf quotes#cale henituse#choi han#alberu crossman#eruhaben
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My headconan for Eruhaben<3
His soft spot is Cale :33
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Eruhaben: I'm dying-
Cale: No your not
Eruhaben: No, you punk. I'm old and my time's near. I'll die-
Cale: I won't let you die
Eruhaben: That's not how it works-
Cale: Fuck death. Fuck the God of death. I'll strangle him if I have to
Cale: You're not dying. Not on my watch. Period
#tcf#trash of the counts family#lcf#lout of the counts family#cale henituse#golden dragon eruhaben#eruhaben#god of death#incorrect quotes
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"How dare you."
"Don't you dare touch my children."
"Unless you want to die."
This 👏 is 👏 why 👏 we 👏 love 👏 Eruhaben! 👏👏👏👏
I'm rereading but I can still feel all the feelings and more. Fooking white radish!
And Cale just hugging and protecting baby Raon. He knows WS is stronger but fuck that. He's not gonna let anything bad happen to his baby.
#weird brain stuff#halp#tcf#totcf#lcf#eruhaben#goldie gramps#cale henituse#raon miru#white radish appeared and wants to get smacked by a stone#kim rok soo#must protecc at all costs
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Tcf doodles part 2!!
#cale henituse#choi han#alberu crossman#eruhaben#raon miru#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#tcf#lcf#cale henituse fanart#tcf fanart#trash of the count’s family fanart#lcf fanart#fanart#spoon’s art#was that the bite of 87#ash baby more like trash baby#haha get it I’m so funny
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CURSED CHILD
chapter two : the rumour.
summary : clopeh can't enter the henituse museum without finishing his book length prayer for his cale-nim.
★﹒ ( First name ) doesn't know if Clopeh Sekka has things for redheads. But there was a thing that she was sure of, Clopeh is a certified crazy bastard. He was worse than that dragon who commits arson and burns down a whole damn mountain while laughing like a madman. And what's the reason why he did that? Simple, because he was sleep deprived and the elementals won't let him have his peaceful sleep.
The girl deadpanned at the sight in front of her. Clopeh had promised that he would take her out to a museum today. So that's the main reason for the extravagant outfit that the staff of the orphanage prepared for her. But, before they could even enter this damn museum, Clopeh had his hands clasped as he recited a prayer.
Does.... He finally lost his mind? The little redhead crossed her small arms as she looked at Clopeh. Her hands were sweating to the fact that people were looking at them. While her lips unconsciously pouted. Fuck, her child's senses were screaming at her to throw a fit right here, right now to get this bastard's attention.
So, instead of doing that. She tugged the end of the cape of the knight who was escorting them. "Uh... Mister... Is sir Clopeh alright? He's been like that since earlier."
The knight sweatdropped at her question, he awkwardly scratched his cheeks and crouched down at ( first name )'s level. "Little miss, the young master is always like this when uh.. visiting this museum."
"Why?" The little girl innocently asked. "Because he is obse— I mean, he idolizes the firstborn of the family who founded this museum."
( First name ) couldn't help but notice how forced the knight's expression was. He was practically praying to Angela, the God of War, the God of Death and whatever mythical creature that this kid would stop asking him about his liege's weird habits. Yeah, this is considered weird— but just remember that one time when he accidentally entered Clopeh's room and those concerning amount of pictures and drawings of the Young Master Henituse plastered on his liege's room. It was more than enough to traumatise his poor self.
' Maybe I should ask the Duke for a bonus.' he thought.
"Okay." ( First name ) simply said, as the knight's face brightened. "I'm going to look around, Mister! Please tell me when Sir Clopeh came back to reality!"
( First name ) waved her small hand at the knight as she started looking around the museum. Then, a certain painting caught her attention. She noticed how detailed the painting was. And how beautiful the man in the painting is. He was wearing a commander's uniform and had a small smile on his face.
"Pretty." Her reddish brown eyes shone as she looked at the painting. She was caught up in her small words where she was cursing the gods and goddesses for being unfair to her because she wasn't able to get the beauty of this red-haired man in this painting. She wasn't able to hear the murmurs of the people around her.
All of them were flabbergasted because of one thing. They've seen a peculiar sight of a small redhead that looks a lot like their Young master Silver Shield! What? And this kid was looking at Cale Henituse's portrait with those longing expression (when the truth is she was planning the whole event where she will be burning all temples of the God of Death and Angela, the Sun Goddess across the continent) does the young master has an illegitimate child that the people doesn't know of?!
As they started making their gossip inside their little brains. Clopeh's knight had already called for ( first name ) saying that Clopeh was looking for her and they should go to a restaurant nearby instead of staying here. Because Clopeh wasn't able to finish his one book-length prayer and he couldn't enter the Henituse Museum without finishing it.
"Okay." ( First name ) stoically said as she walked away from the painting. Not even aware that a certain orange-haired butler had seen her and now he was speechless and couldn't move from his spot.
Hans, that butler has his jaw dropped as he remembers the little girl that he saw earlier. Those lazy reddish brown eyes that can look down at you like you were some kind of dirty insect were very similar to his liege! That crimson hair! And those mannerisms!
Hans swallowed hard as he started hesitating whether he should tell it to Cale or the Duke himself. But then, decided that the Duke had the right to know about the existence of his granddaughter.
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Later that day, those rumours about Cale having an illegitimate child that he kept from the public's eyes had already spread to the Roan Kingdom and the other neighbouring kingdoms. Those rumours kept on getting more and more ridiculous.
And Cale Henituse, the person on the rumour was now laying inside his room on the Henituse estate while sleeping. Ah, slacker life, how sweet it is. He can sleep 15 hours straight now and can laze around after all of those shits that he got involved with. His lips then curved into a sweet smile as he opened his eyes. Only to find two pairs of cat eyes and a pair of dragon's blue eyes staring at him.
"What the fuc—"
Cale almost falls from his bed after seeing his children, On, Hong, and Raon staring at him. He was about to ask what was wrong when he noticed that everyone, by everyone I mean the Molans, Choi Han, Lock, Rosalyn, Mary, and Eruhabe was staring at him with those eerie smiles.
"What?!"
"Unlucky bastard, tsk, tsk." Eruhaben shook his head making Cale more confused. "Cale-nim." This time it was Choi Han who was looking at Cale with a hint of betrayal in his eyes.
What the heck is going on?
This time, Rosalyn chuckled as she spoke in amusement. "Have you heard the news, Young master Cale? The crown prince had fainted."
"What? Why?"
"Because he heard that his younger sworn brother has a secret child that looks a lot like him." Cale deadpanned, is that so? But then he realized something causing his eyes to widen. He is Alberu's only sworn brother! "Huh? What the fuck?!"
"So, be honest to us young master-nim." Ron spoke with his benign smile. "Young master-nim, are you hiding something from us~?"
Vicious people. Cale suddenly wanted to escape this hellish place. What the heck are they talking about?! What secret child?! What happened while he was asleep?!
Then, Hans barged into his room. "Mister Ron! The Duke has fainted!" Fuck it, let him sleep slack in peace!
#manhwa x reader#platonic yandere#platonic yandere x reader#tcf x reader#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse x reader#tcf eruhaben#tcf choi han#tcf cale#trash of the counts family#tcf white star#lout of the count’s family
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*Literal Gods duking it out in the background*
Eruhaben be like: Who cares about that – more importantly what is Cale up to now!!
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#eruhaben#tcf eruhaben#humor#tcf humor#tcf hilarious moments#tcf part 2#tcf part 2 chapter 284#this chapter is a riot#so many good moments but like#this is the essence of tcf people#who cares about gods we have a bigger problem on our hands: cale is spitting blood again!!!
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