#winston bishop my beloved

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

Lamorne Morris winning an Emmy makes me so happy!!!

[viivdle]

cardan after stealing jude's ring to marry her with it days later:

[heymacy]

the x-files and new girl ✨✨

NEW GIRL

My rating (1-10): absolute 10, one of the best sitcoms of all time

My favourite character: WINSTON BISHOP, i literally named my cat after him

My least favourite character: while i adore brenda song i haaaaated daisy, she did my man winnie the bish so dirty. but at least he got furguson out of it!

The character I think I'd be friends with: nick bc we're both disaster humans and writers

The character I think I won't hit off with: schmidt because he's a republican

My favorite episode/scene: the "meth" episode

Whose clothing style I like best: i love winston's bird shirts and jess's style is absolutely iconic

Times I watched it (and if I would again): i've lost count at this point, it's one of our "background shows" like b99, it just plays and plays and playyyyys

THE X-FILES

If I've heard of it before: yes! abundantly! is this my sign to finally watch it?

If I would watch it: definitely! it's on prime, right? [double checks] yup!

If I know any of the actors: gillian anderson my most beloved, i simply adore her. and i think (think) i've seen something with david in it.......though i can't say what

gimme a show, any show!

[honestlydarkprincess]

Jess my beloved!!

1, 9, 21, & 36 for the weird asks ❤️❤️❤️❤️

who is/are your comfort characters

oh i have so many!!! bucky barnes, eddie diaz, will graham, winston bishop, maddie buckley, chimney han, and soooooo many more

9. which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

cold coffee ALWAYS

21. something you’ve kept since childhood?

i have this winnie the pooh blanket that's absolutely threadbare and disintegrating but i'll treasure it for always i've had it since i was about 4 or 5 !!

36. how many times have you changed your url?

never actually!! i changed my ao3 url once to my tumblr url and they've both never changed since

weirder asks

[phoebeprufrock]

Ten Blorbos From Ten Shows

Tagged by @forasecondtherewedwon 💕

In no particular order:

1. Diego Hargreeves - The Umbrella Academy

Nothing says Blorbo like a traumatized himbo.

2. Lucius Spriggs - Our Flag Means Death

He’s alive, ok?!

3. Maury Beverly - Big Mouth/Human Resources

I am not immune to Nick Kroll doing voices and a man hormone monster who wants to be a father.

4. Susie Myerson - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Every morning I wake up and manifest professional success for Susie.

5. Rebecca Bunch - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Honestly props to this show for having the most blorbo-shaped characters in history.

6. Eleanor Shellstrop - The Good Place

I just want to put her in my pocket and feed her shrimp.

7. Diane Nguyen - Bojack Horseman

Truly deserving of her happy ending and everything good in life.

8. Don Keefer - The Newsroom

I love Don beyond rationality. I would go to war for him. I would kill for him. I would eat fish for him.

9. Bart Curlish - Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Unhinged murderous women my beloved <3

10. Iknik Blackstone Varrick - Legend Of Korra

A war criminal. A terrible person. An awful boss. A two-faced bastard. My little baby <3

Honorable mentions because I am physically unable to complete an assignment as requested: Winston Bishop (New Girl), Sid Jenkins (Skins), Arianna Dell'Arti (Boris), Lily Iglehart (Sex Education), and ALL THE DERRY GIRLS.

Tagging @theycallme-thejackal for that wonderful Susie gif, @burntblueberrywaffles, @bekindreblog, @moonteases and anyone who wants to do it!

[drabbles-mc]

Give me your poor little meow meow, horse plinko, and eeby deeby for Mayans and SOA please.

Ooooohhhh we love to see it. I did the whole roster because I just. I could talk about these idiots for days. Let's goooooo

Sons of Anarchy:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Juan Carlos Ortiz, my beloved. I just. I adore him so much. Man takes up so much of my brainspace.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Opie Winston. The beard? The hair? The sheer amount of tattoos that don't tie into each other at all, some of them not even relevant to his character development or the plot? I love it. He truly is So Shaped.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): David Hale. My deputy chief deserved better.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Our man with the sluttiest cardigans around, Nero Padilla

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Everyone loves to hate Tara but tbh I would kill for her. Like Jax but I'd treat her better. 😌

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Gemma Teller. I know it's not the hip thing to say here on tumblr dot com but she drove me absolutely bonkers. Plinko for ten thousand years.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Clay Morrow can get fast-fuckin-tracked to superhell. This goes without saying.

Mayans:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): At the end of the day, I will always be an Ezekiel girl.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Bishop Losa. He's just a lil guy, you know????

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Neron 'Creeper' Vargas. Season 4 better give him his time to shine. My man just wants to take care of his boys. Let him.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Nestor Oceteva. Soft tummy and braids and tattoos??? We love that.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):  Angel Reyes. I put him in this category not because he's inherently controversial but the man really only has 2 working brain cells and they never communicate with each other. Pathetic fave. Wet dog syndrome. But we love him anyway.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Can I put Bish in 2 categories?? I’m gonna put Bish in 2 categories. He’s such a good vehicle for angst and I will make him live up to his potential in that regard. I can make him worse.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Miguel Galindo. From the jump he just hasn't done it for me, and after his antics in season 3 he can get sucked into superhell. Him and Clay can hang out.

This was. So fun. Love you 😂💖

[heymrspatel]

i was tagged by the ✨beautiful, magical, iridescent✨ @thisaintmacys-bitch who also created this fun tag game! 🥰

222 ask game [in honor of 2022✨]

2 fictional characters to describe yourself: abbi abrams from broad city and winston bishop from new girl "shawty what that thang do"... in other words an awkward mess

2 songs stuck in your head: those last 3 minutes in the 10 min version of “all too well” by taylor swift and “i wish i was sober” by frightened rabbit

2 shows you’d rewatch forever: this is hard because in times when i need comfort (always) all i do is rewatch. i'm currently rewatching gilmore girls, but i'll go with new girl and brooklyn 99

2 drinks you order at starbucks: i love the seasonal cream cold brews and a peppermint mocha my beloved

2 movies you know by heart: matilda and almost famous

2 concerts you’d like to go to: muna and maggie rogers (macyyy me too! i missed her the last time because no one wanted to go and i got horrible anxiety about going alone)

2 things you wanna do in 2022: i would like to draw more and read more books!

2 things about yourself that might surprise people: i don't know how to drive.......... and while we're at it, i also don't know how to swim......... please look away

2 random pictures from your camera roll:

both of these courtesy of my nephew. me as a booger and a lego 😭

i will tag: @iansfreckles @gardenerian @gallawitchxx @arrowflier @buffymilkovich @lethargicmick @sluttymickey @mrsinistertype @grumpymickmilk @y0itsbri @you-are-so-much-better-than-that @smokey-mickey @sunoficarus @pink--and--white if you would like to play, if not take this as a big bear hug from me to you! 🥰

[nonagesiimus]

controversial opinion (that i recently came by): the bizarre meandering inconsistent characterization of winston bishop of new girl fame is absolutely necessary because otherwise we wouldn’t have ended up with late stage winston my absolute beloved

i think they should have just written him good from the get go. like they should have just realized that the personalities were unbalanced at the start and not done it like that. they didnt have to write him how it ended up from the start but they should have known better than whatever that initial nonsense is

[machineryangel]

1 2 19 41!

1. who is/are your comfort character(s)?

i have so many aaaaaa ! - fleabag (she!) - yusuf al kaysani (we're both muslim middle eastern gays who draw. babygirl i love you) - jesper fahey (he's my girlfriend your honor) / kaz brekker - zuko / uncle iroh - gregory eddie (i've had him for less than a month but if anything happened to him i'd kill everybody in this room and myself. also we're both picky eaters and i'm obsessed w him) - jonah simms - luz noceda / edalyn clawthorne / raine whispers / king / hunter - kipo oak - felix / mack (everyone go READ out of the blue on tapas right now!) - judd ryder / grace ryder - roy kent / rebecca welton - diane nguyen - winston bishop / nick miller - sarawat guntithanon 2. lighter or matches?

lighter! 19. imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

omg of course <3

41 is already answered beloved!!!

[iboatedhere]

top 5 male and top 5 female tv characters

1. Tami Taylor

2. AnnaBeth

3. Jessica Day

4. Lucille Bluth

5. Moira Rose

1. Carlos Reyes (my beloved)

2. Nick Miller

3. Winston Bishop

4. Bob Belcher

5. Eric Taylor

[jakeperalta]

top 5 characters (books or tv!)

peeta mellark (my beloved)

allison argent

rory gilmore

jake peralta

winston bishop

ask me my top 5/top 10 anything!

[paceypeternathanslawyer]

Another Top 10 Male TV Characters (In no particular order)

I posted something like this before but I added some favorite characters and I had to get my feelings down in writing :) You can read my other post, but in summation, the characters I mentioned before were: Gilbert Blythe, Lenny Bruce, Logan Echolls, Mike Wheeler, Steve Harrington, Shawn Spencer, Burton Guster, Stanley Barber, Luke Danes, and Jim Hopper.

Pacey Witter (Dawson’s Creek)

I’ve found that my top 3 favorite male characters have something in common. They’re all funny men with a deep sadness underneath. Logan Echolls, Gilbert Blythe, and Pacey Witter. Pacey is such a kind guy. He is so caring and comforting. He is also so funny, snarky, and sarcastic. But then there is that vulnerability that he has and it’s so appealing. Pacey is this strange combination of complete confidence but also having a strong streak of insecurity. There’s this scene in season 1 where Pacey opens up to Joey and tells this story of how when he was 8 years old he lost a game of baseball and his father yelled and screamed at him and called him a disgrace. The next day he overheard him tell Pacey’s brother about the events and his father said “at least I have you.” The way that Joshua Jackson delivers that is so heartbreaking and makes you want to give him a hug. Joey and Pacey are far and above the most entertaining and interesting characters in all of Dawson’s Creek.

Jim Halpert (The Office)

Jim is such an important part of The Office in my opinion. He's the type of character that all those mockumentaries need. There are so many crazy characters and they need some normal characters that you can relate to. Yet Jim is also far from boring. He's hilarious and an extremely entertaining part of the show. Also John Krasinski is the freakin best :)

Ben Gross (Never Have I Ever)

Ben  Gross is another character like Logan and Pacey who is funny and yet also has a deep sadness beneath all of it. You really don't start the season feeling too much sympathy for his character. Though I don't believe it's right to demonize Ben more than Devi. When the show starts they are very antagonistic to each other and they both say hurtful things to each other. But when Ben starts caring about Devi, he does not look back. Ben would do anything for her, even drive in bumper to bumper traffic even though he's terrified of it. In episode 6, we see Ben's home life for the first time. That's when collectively so many people started to feel immeasurably sad for Ben. He puts forth this facade at school, but we find he just a sad and lonely boy who deserves all the love in the world.

Nick Miller (New Girl)

Nick Miller is iconic. There's a reason that he was trending on Twitter 9 years after New Girl began and 2 years after it ended. I could never find the reason he was trending aside from the fact that he some classic and iconic lines and a lot of people are discovering the wonderful world of loving Nick Miller. Nick is an absolute gem and in my opinion the best character in New Girl.

Maxwell Smart (Get Smart)

Maxwell Smart is such a deservedly beloved TV character. Max and Get Smart are so important. So many of Max's lines have entered the English lexicon and taken on lives of their own, such as "Would you believe...," "Missed it by that much," "Sorry about that Chief," and "I asked you not to tell me that." He's hilarious and no can play him as well as Don Adams.

Lucas Sinclair (Stranger Things)

Lucas is such an underappreciated character. On Youtube there is next to no tributes to his character. He's always been amazing but season 3 really brought him up to a new level for me. Lucas saved the day at the end of the season. I would also say that El's humanity and how she got through to Billy helped save the day. But it was Lucas' idea to use fireworks on the monster and that was huge. Plus he had the heroes entrance. When they reveal who is throwing the fireworks and Lucas says "Flay this, you ugly piece of shit!!" It's a truly iconic line for an iconic character. Actually Lucas continually saved everyone's asses in Season 3. Also he's so funny... especially in season 3. I feel like the writers did a good job of shining a light on Lucas and giving a lot more to do. I love that we got to see Mike and Lucas' friendship as well, we've heard so much about it in past seasons, but to finally see the friendship in action was supremely important.

Dustin Henderson (Stranger Things)

Dustin is a precious ball of sunshine and must be protected at all costs. He has the sweetest smile and the kindest heart. He’s also a literal genius. If your ever in a bad mood just google his name it’s just what you need to brighten your day :) Side note. Gaten is a comedic genius already!!

Winston Bishop (New Girl)

Winston Bishop AKA Prank Sinatra!!! Lamorne is such an amazing addition to New Girl. There are so many classic Winston moments, like his love of “puzzling.” His inability to do a prank without going way overboard or not going far enough. I also love the scene where he gets the glasses that counteract his color blindness, his excitement at seeing different colors for the first time is so pure!!

Jerry Helper (The Dick Van Dyke Show)

Jerry Helper is such a dynamic person and a lot of that is thanks to the fact that Jerry Paris (who plays him) is so dynamic. I think the saddest thing about TDVDS is that Jerry had less of a big part of show as it went on, because Jerry Paris became the main director of the show. It was his dream to be a director, so i’m happy for him, but it just means that he directed more of the episodes and acted in less of them. Jerry and Millie were perfect for each other, they were both such entertaining people and I loved their relationship on the show. In a lot of shows there’s always the token couple who seems to hate each other and fight bitterly. Jerry and Millie were the type of couple who fought all the time, but the unique part is they truly love each other as well. The way it’s written you get the impression that they fight passionately but they also make up passionately.... do I need to write Jerry and Millie fanfiction? I think I do ;) Side note: were Jerry and Millie the first couple on TV to go to marriage therapy? I feel like they were, which is another way that The Dick Van Dyke Show was ahead of it’s time.

Arthur “The Fonz” Fonzarelli (Happy Days)

The fucking Fonz!!!!! Icon!!!!! I don’t think there has ever been a more iconic character in all of television. It’s been said that after The Fonz talked about getting a library card in an episode the amount of library cards being issued spiked dramatically. Supposedly the library association said that it spiked by 500%, whether or not that exact amount is correct, it points to just how popular The Fonz was. His leather jacket is in The Smithsonian museum. But the The Fonz is not just cool, he’s also an extremely interesting character. Sadly he was abandoned by his father and by the sounds of it also his mother. He was largely raised by his grandmother since the age of 6. He dropped out of high school and he joined a gang. Fonzie is an incredible man and he adopted a son out of wedlock because he wanted to give a kid a better childhood than what he had. He truly was a symbol of kindness and he was the coolest fucking character to ever exist. He was a proponent of civil rights and advocate for people with disabilities, and he even learned sign language so that he could communicate with a woman who was hearing impaired. Henry Winkler was nominated 3 times for that role. Since then Henry has gone on to other amazing roles. He had a part in Arrested Development, he plays Jean Ralphio’s father in Parks And Recreation. And most recently he finally won a much deserved Emmy for his role in “Barry.”

[alchemabotana]

Kindred Spirits: The Installation: Los Platos de Santos: St. Polycarp

I get pretty tickled when I think about St. Polycarp. He is a favorite saint of my parents, who introduced him to me as the Patron Saint of Finding Parking Spots. And indeed, in the catholic canon, he is frequently called upon when a spot cannot be discovered! For this reason, St. Polycarp was painted on a metal envelope box, so that mail or petitions to him can be placed inside when you know an ideal parking spot will be necessary (such as for a court appearance, shopping at IKEA or Costco, or attending a concert).

St. Polycarp has other associations as well. He was a Turkish bishop in Smyrna who became a Martyr of the church when he was bound and burned at the stake, then stabbed when the fire failed to consume his body. As such, he is an important Saint to protect societal outsiders from persecution and execution. I believe he could be a very powerful ally in the Black Lives Matter movement. 

Installed for viewing at Kindred Spirits 537 A N Trade St. Winston Salem NC

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This is the prayer he prayed before he died: Lord, almighty God, Father of your beloved and blessed Son Jesus Christ, through whom we have come to the knowledge of yourself, God of angels, of powers, of all creation, of all the race of saints who live in your sight, I bless you for judging me worthy of this day, this hour, so that in the company of the martyrs I may share the cup of Christ, your anointed one, and so rise again to eternal life in soul and body, immortal through the power of the Holy Spirit. May I be received among the martyrs in your presence today as a rich and pleasing sacrifice. God of truth, stranger to falsehood, you have prepared this and revealed it to me and now you have fulfilled your promise. I praise you for all things, I bless you, I glorify you through the eternal priest of heaven, Jesus Christ, your beloved Son. Through him be glory to you, together with him and the Holy Spirit, now and forever. Amen.

Los Platos De Santos is a collection of found plates and kitchen wares, many of them abandoned with me by their owners, and completely forgotten. Like many of my found-object pieces, I am focused on elevating objects and transforming their energy. This Collection is deeply tied to my roots and education in Catholic traditions. More encompassing than Catholic culture, this collection has grown to be expressive of the shared cannon with the Voudou tradition. My shamanic apprentice and Vousidant RJ Walker is often giving me ideas of new Loa to add to our growing collection of patrons.

[monkeydlesbian]

winston bishop. winston bishop my beloved

[hahafucksewingmachines]

Winston Bishop, my beloved