#wino man

[dnickels]

I think its ridiculous to start the "who's a bigger fuckup" Olympics, and frankly its my own fault for reading personal essays, but a grown woman described how she avoided destructive behavior, which she describes as "going to a bar and drinking two (she specifies!!) martinis" and I am struggling. I'm struggling. I'm struggling!

[ghwosty]

new favorite genre of Eddie Vedder photo is him holding/drinking from/passing a member of the crowd a wine bottle while on stage

[lynketa]

Healed? Bitch thats my goddamn cure to everything

...to curl up next to diluc during a depression episode and have him play with my hair and tell me everything is going to be okay. i think i'd be mostly healed.

[gojoscinnamonroll]

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all fluff hehe , just my late night thoughts ab ino wino >.<

﹒　⟢　lover boy!ino being the BIGGEST lovesick boy ever when it comes to you, showing every love language possible towards you to let you know how much he adores you

﹒　⟢　lover boy!ino being the cheesiest man ever but making it so adorable!!! no complaints ever to come out of him when you ask to match / coordinate outfits , giving you the most adorable pet names, writing handwritten notes and letters for you to read whenever he’s away for missions, setting up picnics on roofs on nights he feels you guys need some time to relax

﹒　⟢　lover boy!ino who is so head over heels in love with you that he will bring you up to every and anyone whenever he has the chance to talk about you

﹒　⟢　lover boy!ino who brings you home flowers that he sees on the way home from a mission that reminds him of you!!

﹒　⟢　lover boy!ino who keeps poloroid pics of you inside all of his beanies/ski masks during every mission to remind him of the reason to keep going (his gorgeous girlfriend of course!! <3)

﹒　⟢　lover boy!ino making you playlists of songs that remind him of you and sending them to you when he misses you

﹒　⟢　lover boy!ino who will do absolutely anything and everything for you, just to see the light of his life smile <3

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[entheognosis]

I am no wino but I am no saint either. A medicine man should not be a saint. He should experience and feel all the ups and downs, the despair and joy, the magic and the reality, the courage and the fear. He should be able to sink as low as a bug, or soar as high as an eagle. Unless he can experience both, he is no good as a medicine man. You cannot be so stuck up, so inhuman that you want to be pure, your soul wrapped up in a plastic bag, all the time. You have to be God and the devil, both of them. Being a good medicine man means being right in the midst of the turmoil, not shielding yourself from it. It means experiencing life in all its phases. It means not being afraid of cutting up and playing the fool now and then. That is sacred too.

John Fire Lame Deer

(Lakota Medicine Man)

[juniperhillpatient]

I’m about to watch the last episode of “a man on the inside” & im so very sad that it’s going to be over that my ass legit teared up 😭 & then I was like “girl LOL what 💀 how much wine have you had lmao” because I really don’t get emotional over shows this way. like sure I get worked up about fandoms I love but not emotional like tearing up. & like I looked & I swear I’ve only 2 glasses! that’s honestly the exact same as having no alcohol for a chronic wino like me. it’s literally just raw love for this show happening here.

I don’t even know the last time a show hit me like this. I love it so much. it’s just so real like. idk man. I just think this show is gonna hit you emotionally like a ton of bricks if you’ve ever spent any amount of time in an assisted living facility for any reason but like mm…… not even like a ton of bricks exactly. because it’s subtle. It’s funny. It’s cute. It’s light & easy to watch. It’s just also so very very real.

The way this show has handled the mundanity of death as well as the often comedic nature of a bunch of old people living together in a community space, the brutality but also comedy of memory issues, the complexity of family relationships as people age, just…. All of it is so incredibly real & well written. I still have this last episode to watch & I hope it wraps up beautifully but either way…. This show has read as a love letter to senior living communities & the folks living & working in them for 7 thirty minute episodes so far & however it goes in the end, it’s just brought me so much joy as someone who works in a place like that even though I could be making much more money somewhere else because I love it so much.

I even showed this show to my gram who worked as a nurse in nursing homes for thirty some years. She’s having some memory issues herself & going through some of that really fucking hard stuff right now. But she’s one of my best friends in the world & she watched this entire show in one sitting & she & I were able to relate over how very very real it is from both of us having spent a lot of time working in places like Pacific View ❤️ This show just truly feels like it was written with so much care & love for the setting & characters ❤️

[ladylooch]

Any crumb of content for the Barzy girls? 🥺😂What would a first date with Mat be like?

Barzy and his thighs have been keeping me awake a few times this month… NGL.

Mat Barzal definitely shows up on the first date with a bouquet of flowers. He has no idea which are your favorite, but he walks into the local shop and asks for the most expensive arrangement they've got ready.

He looks so cool on your front step with his all black outfit, white sneakers, and perfectly styled hair. He hopes you don't notice him shaking in his damn designer sneakers waiting for you to answer the door. He's pretty sure he stopped breathing when you stepped into the New York night in that pink dress.

He is itching to hold your hand all the way to dinner, but instead stuffs his hands in his pockets to prevent lacing your fingers together.

He takes you to a local Italian kitchen that serves only a few dishes, but does them so well, it doesn't matter.

He pulls your chair out for you and scoots you into the table.

He asks for you to recommend a bottle of wine, knowing how much of a wino you are.

He'll accidentally bump your hands as you both reach for the pitcher of water for the table. "I got it." He assures you. He is constantly refilling your glasses with water or wine, depending which one is empty.

He insists on you getting your own dessert because of your love for New York Style Cheesecake. He pretends not to notice as you suck every last morsel of the sugary goodness off your fork. You pretend not to notice the way he shifts in his seat.

He tips the staff extra to keep the restaurant open an hour later so you can extend your date.

When he's walking you back to your place, he drapes his jacket over your shoulders at the first sign of a chill on your body.

He feels bold from the wine, and tests the feel of your fingers in his. He likes it more than he should.

When he gets back to your apartment door, he kisses your cheek, lingering until you turn your face to gently capture his lips. Your mouthes catch, pressing together in continuous smooches.

You ask Mat to come in. He declines. "I really like you. And if I come in, I won't keep my hands to myself." You want him to come in though. But "You deserve better than a handsy hockey player." Fuck, why is he such a good man?

He says he'll call when he gets home. And he does.

"I'm going on the road tomorrow night after the game. Can I see you again when I'm back?" "Yeah." You smile, biting your lip and picking at a snag in your pajamas pants. "You gonna watch me tomorrow?" "Depends, you gonna score?" "If I do, it'll be for you."

[aloysarrow]

This man is not straight. Like, canonly. I was just joking about his bisexuality before 2.0 but the man was banished from society, is a secret wino (which is lowkey a negative, this is not a positive stereotype lol), is a current leader of a refuge for other outcasts, he's a diehard theater performer, Mr "they want to erase all traces of our existence, grind us into dust, and drag us into the abyss... but we'll fight the tide and live our lives to the fullest," and "we'll fight for Ragunna's freedom, where everyone has the right to live and pursue a future of their own choosing!" His whole color scheme lol

Bros, I'm in love with the Troupe of Fools 💕😭💕 and I'm not even done with the 2.0 quest yet lol

[kawaoneechan]

Something I can't find on TCRF is that, besides the censored death by time limit scene, Leisure Suit Larry 1's SCI remake was supposed to have proper animated closeup portraits for various characters.

For example, there's Steve the apple man (view #302), and he does talk, but not in closeup. But in the original source leak, there's a view #303:

Twice, even, since there's a 16-color version too with the same number.

And nowhere in the game is that view ever used. It's not in the source code, and you won't find it in an actual release.

Also seen in the source leak: Lefty, the wino, the pimp, the pastor, the bum, the clerk, and the bouncer. All of them have view numbers one higher than their main view.

[rolloroberson]

Keith Richards and the Xpensive Winos covering Lou Reed’s “I’m Waiting for the Man” for a forthcoming tribute to Lou. Keith lays it bare and raises it a level or two. Only “the Man” can do that, even if it’s an 80 year old man now.

[breezingby]

Medley: Fool for a Cigarette / Feelin Good ~ Ry Cooder

~ ♫♪♫ ~

Uhm, I'm a fool for a cigarette Lord, I'm fool for a cigarette When you've finished choke it 'cause I wanna smoke it Lord, I'm fool for a cigarette

Mind when you throw your cigarette Mind when you throw your cigarette When you've finished choke it 'cause I wanna smoke it Lord, I'm fool for a cigarette

Lord, I'm fool for a cigarette Uhm, I'm fool for a cigarette When you've finished choke it 'cause I wanna smoke it Lord, I'm fool for a cigarette

~ ♫♪♫ ~

Feelin' good, feelin' good All the money in the world spent on feelin' good Well, the wino met me on the streets Said, "Help me on to some Sneakin' Pete Please, help me brother, I wish you would 'Cause I feel so bad and I wanna feel good" Feelin' good, feelin' good All the money in the world is spent on feelin' good

Well, you see them folks all dressed so fine Dancing, drinking champagne and wine They'd pinch your pockets now if they could 'Cause they ain't doing nothing but feelin' good Feelin' good, feelin' good All the money in the world is spent on feelin' good

Red, yellow, black or tan Makes no difference: a man's a man They oughta live together now if they could Then the whole wide world would be feelin' good

~ ♫♪♫ ~

Feelin' good, feelin' good All the money in the world spent on feelin' good

~ ♫♪♫ ~

Feelin' good, feelin' good All the money in the world spent on feelin' good

[waugh-bao]

for the ask meme, top 5 photos of keith and charlie! 🥹

also! while you’re at it, top 5 keith songs (can be both the stones or his solo works)

This isn’t intentional, but every photo I ended up picking of them is from the last 30 or so years of the band.

In no particular order:

Also a bonus shout out to the best Keith and Charlie photo where Charlie technically isn’t in the picture:

For the top 5 Keith songs, also in no particular order:

Hate It When You Leave (Main Offender, 1992)

Most of Keith’s solo songs are either about getting screwed over by a woman (and deserving it) or missing somebody in a long term relationship. This is one of my favorite songs of that second genre, I admit partly because it reminds me of a very particular part of my life, but also just the lyrics, the beat, and his voice play beautifully together. It’s an aberration for me in that most of the Winos songs I enjoy are the ones where Charley Drayton is on drums, because he has a lighter touch that suits Keith better.

Alteration Boogie (Unreleased Voodoo Lounge Outtake, 1993)

Voodoo Lounge is a great album that also has a lot of outtakes from the studio sessions floating around online (there were 75 demos from the whole process which was an unusually large amount for them), but this is probably my favorite Keith solo piece. It’s a song about and sung to Charlie (who joins in on drums halfway through) and it’s the most unhinged thing you’ve ever heard. Keith composed an entire 5 minute song about Charlie’s personal, how his trousers hang, and his ass, among other topics, seemingly on the fly. It’s a really interesting insight into whatever is going on in his head.

How Can I Stop (Bridges to Babylon, 1998)

I think most of Keith’s best ‘solo’ music really comes from him doing his own thing as a vocalist within the Stones. Especially because he has a tendency to strip things down and do almost everything with just himself and Charlie, plus occasionally one or two other people (Stu, Pierre, etc). It’s an emotionally devastating song (“You look at me, but I don’t know what you see/A reflection, baby, of what I want to be/I see your face and I want to roll with it…”) and the music itself more than matches the lyrics for quality. Wayne Shorter guested on the song and the last minute, which is just Charlie and Wayne going back and forth on sax and cymbals, with a little piano backing, genuinely gives me chills. It also shows how Keith’s generosity as a musician and his love of Charlie works in his favor, because that duet between them makes the song.

Love Hurts (Tribute to Graham Parsons, 2004)

It’s a cover, not a song Keith wrote himself, but I think it really suits his style/content as a solo artist and he makes it really work with his voice here. Norah Jones also works fabulously as co-vocalist, I think he actually tends to harmonize better with women (Sarah Dash, Norah, Sheryl Crow, Lisa Fischer, etc) live than with Mick.

Losin’ My Touch (Forty Licks, 2002)

I’m a sucker for all of Keith’s ‘sad old man at the end of a long term relationship’ songs, like “This Place Is Empty”, but this song (which was one of two originals added to a 40th anniversary greatest hits album) is really lovely. It’s a very classic Keith only on vocals/no back-up, drums, piano, and a bit of guitar, and I think that’s often how he sounds best.

I wouldn’t put it in my top 5 solely because of how horribly the production of the song was mangled by Andrew Watt, but Keith’s one solo song off of Hackney Diamonds, “Tell Me Straight” has absolutely gorgeous, devastating lyrics. It’s almost certainly his Charlie song, and both more beautiful and sadder when you consider the writing in that light.

[dustedmagazine]

Bryon’s 2024: “Do Ya Think the End of the World is Comin’?”

Rick White and the Sadies

2024 was a great year for adventurous music. Organized sound was the poultice over the festering wound that our socio-political continuum continues to inhabit. The world is literally becoming a Godspeed You! Black Emperor song, and those of us who aren’t members of the billionaire class are on the precipice of another four years of misery. We continue to cling to music as a source of hope.  Here are a few records that raised my spirits this year.

Rosali, Styrofoam Winos, Rick White & the Sadies

There was a wellspring of hopefulness that emerged from the intersection of roots, folk, and indie rock this year, beginning with the vernal rocking out that Rosali and her band emitted on Bite Down.  (https://rosali.bandcamp.com/album/bite-down). I was lucky to catch her in full band mode when she came through Toronto, and spirits were high as the group ripped through their set. Similarly, the sophomore effort from indie twangsters Styrofoam Winos brought a helping of fun and levity to 2024. The band released a trio of humorous videos

to accompany their Real Time album, and it looks like they had a great time making them.  They certainly had me chuckling.  After the unfortunate passing of The Sadies’ front man Dallas Good back in 2022, the band’s future was uncertain. The surviving members convened with longtime friend Rick White (Eric’s Trip, Elevator) and their album under the name Rick White & the Sadies really filtered both sides of the amalgamation into a heady psych-roots brew that truly honors Good’s spirit.   

Gastr del Sol

Jim O’Rourke and David Grubbs haven’t worked on music together since the late 1990s, so when they announced the arrival of the archival collection We Have Dozens of Titles, people’s ears pricked up.  It’s a beautifully assembled box of treasures from across the band’s short-lived career, including songs from a long-forgotten live set that demonstrate why their influence lives on in many threads of the sub-underground’s exploratory music scene.

Dog Faced Hermans, Epic Soundtracks & Jowe Head

The reissue and rediscovery thread continues with Scottish anarcho-punks Dog Faced Hermans. The band digitally remastered their final salvo Those Deep Buds this year, just in time for that album’s 30th anniversary. It’s as powerful and relevant as it was decades ago, the post-punk and free jazz maelstrom searing into our brains while Marion Coutts’ social commentary cries out from among the whirling dervish of angsty energy. Similarly sonically engaging for me was a recently discovered trove of post-Swell Maps recordings from Epic Soundtracks & Jowe Head (https://glassmodern.bandcamp.com/album/daga-daga-daga).  Daga Daga Daga is bookended by the previously released single “Rain Rain Rain” and its b-side “Ghost Train” but features a number of never-been-heard tracks that are short in duration but loaded with manic energy and engaging rhythms. Swell Maps fans, take note: you’ll want to get your ears around this record. 

The List

OK, everyone loves a list, so here are the records that took the edge off the bad vibes of 2024 and raised my spirits.  These are in no particular order.

Rosali — Bite Down

Winged Wheel — Big Hotel

Magic Tuber String Band — Needlefall

Shackleton & Six Organs of Admittance — Jinxed by Being

Mount Eerie — Night Palace

Dirty Three — Love Changes Everything

Rider/Horse — Matted

Honey Radar — Pink Acid Jogger EP

Chris Corsano — The Key (Became the Important Thing [and Then Just Faded Away])

Rick White & the Sadies — S/T

Styrofoam Winos — Real Time

Dog Faced Hermans — Those Deep Buds (reissue)

Epic Soundtracks & Jowe Head — Daga Daga Daga (reissue/rediscovery)

Gastr Del Sol — We Have Dozens of Titles (compilation)

Love Child — Never Meant to Be (1988-1993) (compilation)

Godspeed You! Black Emperor — No Title as of 13 February 2024 28,340 Dead

Haptic — Sensitive Dependence on Initial Conditions

[longliverockback]

Paul McCartney Japan 6CD Bundle [SHM-CD Box Set] 2024 MPL Communications ——————————————————————— Track CD One: Venus and Mars 01. Venus and Mars 02. Rock Show 03. Love in Song 04. You Give Me the Answer 05. Magneto and Titanium Man 06. Letting Go 07. Venus and Mars Reprise 08. Spirits of Ancient Egypt 09. Medicine Jar 10. Call Me back Again 11. Listen to What the Man Said 12. Treat Her Gently · Lonely Old People 13. Crossroads Theme

Tracks CD Two: Wings at the Speed of Sound 01. Let ‘Em In 02. The Note You Never Wrote 03. She’s My Baby 04. Beware My Love 05. Wino Junko 06. Silly Love Songs 07. Cook of the House 08. Time to Hide 09. Must Do Something About It 10. San Ferry Anne 11. Warm and Beautiful

Tracks CD Three: Wings over America 01. Venus and Mars • Rock Show • Jet 02. Let Me Roll It 03. Spirits of Ancient Egypt 04. Medicine Jar 05. Maybe I’m Amazed 06. Call Me Back Again 07. Lady Madonna 08. The Long and Winding Road 09. Live and Let Die 10. Picasso’s Last Words 11. Richard Cory 12. Bluebird 13. I’ve Just Seen a Face 14. Black Bird 15. Yesterday

Tracks CD Four: Wings over America [continued] 01. You Gave Me the Answer 02. Magneto and Titanium Man 03. Go Now 04. My Love 05. Listen to What the Man Said 06. Let ‘Em In 07. Time to Hide 08. Silly Love Songs 09. Beware My Love 10. Letting Go 11. Band on the Run 12. Hi, Hi, Hi 13. Soily

Tracks CD Five: Thrillington 01. Too Many People 02. 3 Legs 03. Ram On 04. Dear Boy 05. Uncle Albert • Admiral Halsey 06. Smile Away 07. Heart of the Country 08. Monkberry Moon Delight 09. Eat at Home 10. Long Haired Lady 11. Back Seat of My Car

Tracks CD Six: Wings Greatest 01. Another Day 02. Silly Love Songs 03. Live and Let Die 04. Junior’s Farm 05. With a Little Luck 06. Band on the Run 07. Uncle Albert • Admiral Halsey 08. Hi, Hi, Hi 09. Let ‘Em In 10. My Love 11. Jet 12. Mull of Kintyre ———————————————————————

* Long Live Rock Archive

[jwowwsboobs]

Gimme Yer Love, Angel in the Night

The thing about LA is, it's fucking weird. I mean, Los Angeles, city of angels, full of people lookin' to rip you off, rob you dead, take yer boots. And the sun is always fuckin' shining. It never fucking rains. It's like heaven for people with big dreams, but they all come and die. It's the home of the rich, the famous, the megastars. And there are broke people, homeless people, hookers and their pimps, winos and wash-outs fuckin' everywhere.

And me. I guess I'm broke people. I work at a shit job, washing plates, trying not to fuck up my hands or hair, so when I get off, I can kick out the jams in half empty clubs with guys I don't really like or party with people I know well enough to know they don't lace their shit, and then come back home, chick or two on my arm, crash on the couch and get woken up by my roommate, Tripp, AKA the nicest guy on earth, so I get to work on time. Rinse and repeat.

I was headed to the club that night, paycheck in cash in my pocket and brand new leather pants on my ass. Maybe to meet a chick. More likely to have a few and pick one up. I shoved my way through the crowd of people to a guy I knew on door duty, who let me in for free, much to the annoyance of the lame-ass and his girlfriend I'd cut in-front of. Sucks to suck! The club was dark, the air was thick and hot with smoke, sweat, spilled beer, shrieking guitars and thudding drums and bass. The stage was like a setting sun, people crowded around it, almost blocking out the band. You could still see them, but barely. I shoved my way to the bar, squeezing in next to two beautiful blondes, perfect butts, tall as trees, hair as big as the sun, two feet from the smokers corner and the bathroom doors. They side eyed me and rolled their twelve pounds of eyelashes and eyeliner at each other, pouting their big red lips and twirling their hair around their perfectly manicured fingers. Tough crowd, but I always like a challenge. I flagged down the bartender, asked for a beer. As the bartender went to grab a glass and fill it up, I turned to the girls.

"Y'all want anything?" I shouted at them.

The one next to me looked at me like I was a new species of sidewalk slime that she'd just found on the bottom of her brand fuckin' new 500 dollar heels, but her friend smiled and pointed at their glasses.

"Refill for these ladies," I gestured to the girls, and the bartender took their glasses away to make whatever overpriced, fruity shit they'd been drinking. I turned to the stage, drank my beer, waited for the right moment to grease them up. Turns out they had me beat.

When their drinks came, they split before I could say "You're welcome."

Tough break.

I knocked the rest of the beer back, and was about to flag for a refill, when I felt cold breath on my neck.

"Some people have no fuckin' manners, huh, sunshine?"

I looked over my shoulder into cold, dark eyes peering over mirrored sunglasses, almost covered by shaggy black hair. He slipped into the open space next to me. Stage lights dimmed.

"Uh-"

He held up his hand, sliver and black rings sparkling in the club's flashing lights. "Another beer?"

"Shit, sure man," I said, digging in my pockets for some cash. He snorted.

"On me."

"Hey, thanks man! I'm Lani."

"Ryan." We shook hands, his hands like ice against my sweaty and damp palm.

"You new to town?" I asked, as we waited.

"Hardly." He blew his bangs out of his face. "Are you?"

"Not really. Been here a coupla months. Where are ya from?"

"Far away. Why'd you come here, farm boy?"

I blinked. "How'dja know I grew up on a farm?"

Ryan glanced up and down at me. "You've still got a farmers tan. And you just told me."

I rubbed my bare shoulders, suddenly cold in my cut off. "I coulda gotten that here, man, that doesn't mean anything!"

Ryan laughed at me. I couldn't tell if it was a mean laugh or not. It sounded mean. But it really didn't matter. He was hot. I could take a little denigration from a guy like that. "But you didn't."

I huffed. "Yeah alright, whatever, man. At least I look like I've seen the sun. Haven't you seen any movies recently, man? Pasty is out, tanned is in. Gotta look like yer livin'!"

He rolled his eyes. "So you wanna be a movie star."

"Hardly." I shrugged. "I mean, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't mind! Can't act for shit though. I'm gonna be a rockstar. Bigger than Morrison and twice as hot."

Ryan looked intrigued. "Morrison, huh?"

"Fuck yeah man, great fuckin' poet, rock STAR to a T, heartthrob...all that shit."

His eyes flicked up and down my outfit. "Where's the concho belt?"

I laughed. "I don't needa be carbon copy, that'd be boring and lame as fuck. Anyway, what are you here for?"

He shrugged, playing with his rings. "Just lookin' to have a good time for the rest of time. Figured what better place than LA."

I grinned and slapped him on the back. "Hell yeah man! Party never fuckin' stops here, it's like heaven."

Ryan half smiled and raised his glass. I hadn't noticed the beers had come. "Cheers."

We clinked glasses, and I drank.

I woke up with a roaring, pounding headache and a mouth drier than a 40-something in a loveless marriage looking at her fat, ugly husband. Which wasn't that weird, until I realized I was in my bed, and it was late afternoon, almost evening. I fumbled around, looking for some shades, trying to block out the too-bright sunlight, and fell out of my bed onto a pile of clothes and shoes. I groaned, and Tripp's footsteps came down the hallway and into my room.

"Jesus, dude, are you okay?"

I tried to say something that would have been, "Yeah man, I'm cool! Just need sunglasses and an Advil and possibly the greasiest cheeseburger known to man," but what came out sounded more like "Urugggggghhhhurnr."

"Man, you look like friggin' hell, lemme call yer boss 'n' tell him yer sicker than a dog and would probably die if you went in." He started out of the room.

"Sunglasses." I finally managed to croak out.

He didn't hear me. I groaned, and crawled back into my bed, pulling the blanket over my head and sending me into mostly darkness. It musta been a hell of a night, since I could barely fuckin' remember it. Except for that guy. Long, dark, messy hair. Dark eyes, perfect lips set in a slight sneer. Tarnished silver rings and piles of necklaces. White open button shirt and black jeans. Black and blue cowboy boots. Heaven's fallen angel, all in black. Ryan. I hadn't gotten his FUCKING number. I buried my face in my pillow. Maybe I'd smother to death and never have to worry about not ever seeing the world's hottest guy ever again.

"Good news man!" Tripp said loudly, walking back into my room. "Yer boss says you don't gotta go in t'day!"

I groaned.

"Bad news is, he says ya can't go in ever again."

Figures.

"It's all cool though man! I can get'cha another job, don't even worry about it. I'm goin' to work 'n' then to Michelle's birthday party. Left some money on the counter if you wanna order yerself something hot like pizza or Chinese food. Noodles are probably yer best bet. I'll be back like, tomorrow morning. Feel better man!"

Tripp left, and I stayed wrapped up in my blanket. Ryan's dark eyes swum in my head. His mean little laugh. I wanted to know that guy. Needed to love him. I was already in love, and it'd only been like 12ish hours.

I dragged myself out of bed as the sun finally sank behind the buildings, the streetlights and corner stores' neon lights flickering on. I shuffled into the bathroom, no shirt, still wearing my pants from the night before. I stared into the mirror. My hair was matted and tangled from the teasing and hairspray and sleeping in it. My skin looked much paler than the day before, but I didn't think much of it, cuz of how fucking SHITTY I felt. Hickies covered my neck, but there were none on my chest. Which struck me as weird, cuz usually when I'm with someone who's gonna give me hickies, they give 'em all over. Not stingy with the lovin'. I turned to look at my back. Covered in scratches.

"Guess we had fuckin' fun." I said to myself.

I shoved my hands into my pockets, pulling out all my money from yesterday (All of it? Hadn't I spent some of it?) and a crumpled up piece of paper. My hands shook as I unfolded it.

268-7886‬. R ☆

Of course he'd have fancy handwriting, perfectly formed cursive letters. I carefully folded it back up and stuck it back in my pocket, along with my cash, and stripped to shower.

The whole time, Ryan's face floated infront of me, his laugh echoing through my head.

I dried my hair, and wrapped the towel around my waist. I didn't feel hungover, but I felt this deep, gnawing hunger itching at my insides. Like when you've had sex for the first time and you want it again. I snatched my pants off the ground and went back to my room, pulling on clean (probably) boxers and grabbing the phone number. I took a beer from the fridge and sat on the couch in the living room, staring down the phone. I cracked it, chugged it, and before I could psych myself out of it, I picked up the phone and dialed.

It rang twice before he picked up.

"Hello?"

"Hey Ryan, it's Lani, you gave me this number yesterday night."

"Oh yeah," Ryan laughed breathily into the phone. "You wanna meet tonight?"

"Sure, where? The club?"

"No." Ryan paused. "Evergreen."

"Evergreen? The cemetery?"

"Mhm. Listen, ah...Lani. I've got to go. I'll see you there tonight. Midnight?"

"I-"

He hung up. I groaned, bashing the receiver into my damp hair.

"FUUUUUCK." I dropped the receiver back on the hook and buried my head in my hands. I had no choice.

It was eleven by the time I finally got the balls to get dressed and go out. I'd left my hair to air dry. Well, mostly air-dry. I blow-dried and hairsprayed my roots for a little of whatever the girls called volume when they did my hair. Found a loose, colorful button up that I half buttoned and didn't tuck in, tight jeans, cowboy boots. Smudged eyeliner that a girl had left behind in the bathroom across my lower lash line. And drank.

The taxi driver dropped me off half a block from the cemetery, like I asked him to. He watched me in the rearview, clearly trying to figure out why I wanted to go to a fuckin' cemetery this time of night, dressed like that. I tipped him extra for keeping his mouth shut. He took off, fast.

I waited til the street was empty and jumped the fence. And prayed it wouldn't take too long to find him.

As heaven would have it, it didn't.

Ryan sat on the steps of the mausoleum overlooking the chapel, wrapped in a tiger-striped fur jacket, cigarette hanging from his long, ringed fingers. He watched me approach like a hunting dog watching a bird. I could have sworn his eyes were yellow.

"Hey," I called.

"Hi." He dragged on his cigarette. "Thought you wouldn't show."

I shrugged and sat next to him. "If I didn't, what would you have done?"

Ryan shrugged and put the cigarette out on the sole of his star-covered platform boots. I studied the stars, red and sliver on black leather. "Dunno. Wanna go in?"

"What, in the mausoleum?"

He smiled at me, teeth glittering like stars in the dark. "Why not? The dead are good at keeping secrets, sunshine."

He stood up and slipped in. I looked up at the starless, black sky, and followed him. It was dark, and the side walls were lined by barred doors, leading to crypts. He turned around, fast, and pushed me up against the marble wall, breath cold against my neck.

"You want this?"

"Yeah."

Ryan licked my neck, and I winced from the pressure on the still sore hickies. His fingers slipped up my half-buttoned shirt, hand pressing against my rapidly beating heart.

"Feel good?"

"Mmhm." I moaned as he kissed my neck, gently, softly. I reached to grab his hip, to pull him closer. He grabbed my wrist and pinned it against the wall above my head. I squirmed a little, not liking the gap he kept between him and me, the cold air on my slightly exposed chest.

"Don't like that, huh?" He teased, tightening his grip on my wrist. His other hand slipped down my shirt, pressing against my hip.

"Man," I whined. "C'mon-"

"Shhh." Ryan pressed his hand against my mouth, muffling my whines. I squirmed, wanting him up against me. He laughed, pulling his hand from my mouth, but letting his index and middle fingers brush against my lower lip. "Suck."

I tentatively licked the tips of his fingers. His teeth and eyes glittered in the dark and I felt my dick twitch. I grabbed his hand, and pushed his fingers into my mouth, licking, sucking, moaning, working them the way I would have worked his dick, lost in it.

With a pop, he pulled his hand out of my mouth, and grabbed my face, smearing my spit all over my cheek.

"You like that, huh? Little slut."

I groaned, and he laughed softly, and kissed up my neck to my mouth. He was barely touching me, and I felt like I was burning up. I could barely think. He kissed me, working his tongue into my mouth, dropping my wrist to grab my hips, pushing me against the wall, and him against me. I moaned into it, twisting one hand into his hair, one around his shoulder, pulling him closer. He pulled away, and I gasped as the cold mausoleum air hit my face and my chest. He watched me breathe heavily. I knew my face was flushed, but I couldn't tell if his was.

"Ditch the shirt."

I licked my lips, wanting to push his buttons. "If you want it gone so bad, you take it off."

"Yeah?" He said softly, with a hint of amusement.

"Yeah."

He moved close to me, hands barely brushing against me, unbuttoning the shirt. "Gonna regret that, sunshine."

"Make me."

He laughed softly, sliding the shirt off my shoulders. I pulled it off the rest of the way and he trailed his fingers down my chest. I breathed heavily.

"Take off my belt."

I knelt on the floor, fumbling with the cold metal and leather of his belt. I found the end of the tongue as his hand tangled in my hair. I looked up at him. His face was obscured by his dark hair and shadows. I pulled it out of his belt loops and felt the buckle open and smiled. He traced circles in my hair. I pulled his belt off, laying it on the ground.

"Keep going," he said.

I undid the top button, trying to keep my touch light. His grip on my hair tightened. I looked up at him.

"Keep going?"

He sucked his breath in quickly. "Yes."

I slowly unzipped his jeans, and he huffed impatiently. I grinned in the dark.

"Don't like that, huh?"

Ryan pulled his hands out of my hair roughly and pulled his dick out of his boxers. I could barely make out the shape in the dark.

"Open." He said, grabbing my hair again.

I did, wrapping one hand over his as he pushed into my mouth. He sighed, tangled his hand deeper in my hair, moaning, pulling on it with every movement. I moved up and down slowly, and he pushed his hips forward into my mouth. My dick twitched in my jeans, but I couldn't think about anything but him.

He groaned, gripping my hair tighter, sliding in and out of my mouth. I moaned as he hit the back of my throat and his hips bucked.

"Oh god. Do that again," He said, breathless.

I moaned again as he hit the back of my throat. He groaned, pounding into my mouth harder and faster.

The tightness in my jeans, him fucking my face, his heavy breathing, the random pretty little moans, was driving me crazy. I gripped his thighs and looked up at him. His hair, shaggy and long, mostly covered his face.

I couldn't think. I closed my eyes again, relaxing my throat as he fucked me. My throat. Whatever. I felt my spit dripping down my chin, falling on my bare chest. He pulled on my hair. I felt him tensing up.

"Lani," He moaned breathlessly. "Lani, I'm close."

I groaned, my dick uncomfortably hard.

"Lani," he whined. "Oh god, Lani, I-"

He moaned, and his dick twitched as he came. I swallowed, and pulled away, wiping my mouth. My knees hurt. He panted above me, one hand on his dick and the other on my chin.

"You looks so good like that," he said. "C'mere."

I stood up slowly, knees hurting, and he pushed against me. He bit my bottom lip, slid his hand up my ribs, resting on my heart.

I moaned as he situated his thigh between my legs, rubbing it against my crotch. I pulled on the front of his jacket, wanting him closer. He smiled against my mouth, rocking his hips against me, and I closed my eyes, moaning into his mouth. I pulled on his hair, wrapped my arm around his neck, grabbed his bare hip.

He pulled away just before I came, and I whined in frustration.

"Shhh, baby," he whispered in my ear, fumbling with my jeans button and zipper. "I'm not gonna let you go that easy."

I panted, squirming as he trailed his fingers over my stomach. "Ryan, please, I need, I-,"

"What'dya need, sunshine?"

I moaned and he scoffed.

"C'mon, use yr words."

"Fuck me," I whined. "Fuck me!"

He kissed me. "Anything you want."

I squirmed as he pulled my jeans and boxers down, the cold air hitting my aching dick.

"Turn around, grab those bars right there and relax."

I did as told, breathing slowly and deeply. He rubbed some lube onto my ass and started to prep me. I moaned as he worked his finger in and out and in and out, adding another, stretching me out. He rubbed my back, telling me how good I was doing, how well I was taking it, how good it was gonna feel. I closed my eyes, letting him, his smell, his voice, his touch, wash over me. I was in heaven in that dark cemetery, about to get fucked by an angel of the night.

I heard a condom wrapper crinkle.  

"I'm gonna take it slow, baby." He kissed my neck as he pushed in slowly.

I moaned.

He grabbed my hip with one hand and jacked me off with the other. While fucking me slowly. I couldn't think, much less comprehend exactly how good his touch felt. The minutes became one continuous moment, nothing existing except for him. His voice. His hips against my ass. His mouth on my neck. His hands on me. Him. Heaven-sent.

He kissed my neck, licked it, moaned into it. His thrusts got more and more rough and uneven, his moans increasing in frequency against my neck. I whined, feeling my orgasm close in on me, unable to keep my eyes open. He bit me as I came, and I screamed. He let go of my dick to grab my throat, keeping me from squirming, my cum warm on his hand, still pounding into my ass as he sucked blood from my neck. And darkness ate away at my vision.

I woke up to a cop shining his flashlight in my eye and a dog's head on my chest. A brindle pitbull. Like home. It was still dark out as the cop roughly escorted me out of the cemetery, grumbling something about the city's "fuckin' bum problem." The dog followed. I flagged a cab, half to prove that I was not a "fuckin' bum" despite missing my shirt, shoes, and my pants being half unbuttoned and half to get home fast. Ryan had disappeared completely, and I felt like hell. Worse than yesterday. Everything about me fuckin' hurt. The dog clambered in the taxi with me, and the cabby didn't bother trying to kick either of us out.

It took forever, but the dog and I got home before Tripp. The dog almost didn't follow me in, but I shoo'ed it inside. No need to get my fuckin' neighbors pissed, they already hated me and Tripp. I didn't bother turning any lights on. The clock said 2:39, and I abandoned my pants on my bedroom floor, practically clawing them off my legs, and curled up on my bed, sweating and shaking. I felt sicker than I ever had and the pain was nearly unbearable.

The dog sat in my doorway, watching me.

"What'chu lookin' at," I groaned. An intense wave of nausea hit me, and I gagged. I stumbled to the bathroom, nearly tripping on the dog's tail on my way, and threw up in the toilet. Lucky shot. Sort of. It was all over my chest too. I groaned and gently banged my head against the wall.

I waited a couple of minutes to make sure nothing more was gonna make a cameo on the bathroom floor, and stripped to shower and rinse my mouth out in one shot. And maybe hurt less.

When I got out, my neck hurt real bad. I touched it. My hand came away red-ish. What the fuck? I patted it with my towel, and the towel came away red too. I stared at it, not comprehending what this meant. Somewhere in the apartment, someone was playing my guitar. I reached to the mirror, to wipe the condensation off, and the realization hit me.

I was home alone and someone was playing my guitar. Incredibly well, but someone was playing it.

I hastily wrapped my towel around my waist and found Ryan, sitting on my bed, playing guitar.

"What the fuck are you doing here?"

Ryan did not look up, continuing to play. "I came home with you, stupid."

"No you didn't," I said. "You ditched me in the cemetery. I woke up with this dog on my chest 'n' it followed me home. You just showed up. Stupid."

"Where's the dog then?"

That was a good question. I stuck my head out of my room and looked around. Tripp's door was locked like it always was, the bathroom was empty, the living room-slash-dining room-slash-kitchen was empty. No dog.

"I don't know." I said, head pounding. "I just wanna go to bed. I feel sick."

Ryan stopped playing and looked at me, raising his eyebrows. "Wonder why."

"What?"

"Nothin'," Ryan rolled his perfect eyes and went back to playing. "Put clothes on 'n' c'mere."

"Weirdo." I grumbled, grabbing a pair of boxers and a shirt from my dresser. "Barely fuckin' know you, 'n' you come into my house, play my fuckin' guitar-"

"You came to my house first, sunshine."

"What? When?" I said, dropping my towel and pulling my boxers on and the shirt over my head.

He rolled his eyes. I stood there, headache beating my brains, trying to piece it all together. Black clothes. Irresistible charm. Midnight. Cemetery. Dog that was there and then gone. Biting my neck.

"Vampires aren't real?" The room was swaying.

Ryan laughed at me. "You sound sure."

I groaned, crawling into my bed and curling up. The world was spinning. Everything hurt, my head most of all.

"It should be really kicking in right now, the venom." Ryan said, playing the most beautiful, melancholic, entrancing melody I'd ever heard. "Your body's trying to reject it, which is why everything hurts so bad right now. Eventually you'll die, probably within the next 4 hours. At around, I dunno, hour 5 of the venom being in your system, you become paralyzed. But you're still awake. You get to feel everything. Your lungs slowly stop working, your blood slowly stop moving, your heart slowly stop beating. It's incredible honestly. Very fascinating to watch."

"Make it stop," I groaned.

"Turn you into a vampire? I don't think so. I'd rather watch you die." He started playing a new song.

"Please, Ryan. Please."

Ryan sighed. "Why should I?"

"I love you," I groaned. "I barely know you but I love you. You're gonna be alone forever. Don't you want someone by your side?"

"You'll stop loving me."

"I won't." I said, struggling to pull myself up so I could sit against the wall. "I never stop loving someone. I love forever. I'll never leave you."

Ryan looked at me in the eye. For the first time, I could see the depth of the darkness in his dark brown eyes.

"Don't lie to me."

"I'm not." I said. "Let me love you. Give me a chance."

He put the guitar down and crawled next to me.

"Why?"

I turned my head to look at him. It hurt. "I think you're holy."

"No you don't."

"I do. I see heaven in you. I feel it in you. You're an angel."

Ryan didn't say anything.

"Ryan. Please. Let me love you. Don't be afraid."

"I'm not angel."

"You are to me."

"That would change."

I closed my eyes. It was getting harder and harder to breathe. "No. It won't."

I heard him sign pointedly. "Wouldn't you rather go to heaven?"

"Heaven doesn't mean anything to me if you're not there."

He inhaled sharply.

"You don't know what you're saying."

I took a deep breath and opened my eyes. "Ryan, look at me."

He wouldn't meet my eyes.

"Please, look at me." I was desperate, about to cry. "Please, Ryan. Look at me."

He wouldn't.

Hot tears fell onto my shirt. "Ryan, please. I love you."

It hung in the air like a suicide.

"Stop crying." He finally whispered, wiping my tears away. I closed my eyes and leaned against him. Melting into him. Trying to relax.

"Lani, look at me."

I opened my eyes. Everything was blurry. I felt him press something warm and wet against my lips.

"Drink," he said. And I did.

And heaven could never compare.

[tma-entity-song-poll]

Battle of the Fear Bands!

B6R2: The Eye

Everywhere:

The Walls Have Ears:

“This man is either very paranoid, or, he is living in an eye statement”

Lyrics below the line!

Everywhere:

I'll find you everywhere If you don't exist, I don't care I'll find you everywhere

Waterfalls are in the air If you don't see them, I don't care There are waterfalls in the air

I saw you looking into the mortal mirror I could see right through you Even though you were right here

You're a crystal chandelier Your prisms ring so clear Crystal chandelier

I'll find you everywhere If you don't exist, I don't care I'll find you everywhere

And when I saw you You were hanging out with your friends I knew that it was over But I didn't know it had come to an end

The Walls Have Ears:

I met her in the bar of a fine hotel, And I knew she was falling beneath my spell; Then she stirred her drink in the intimate dark And the olive gave off sparks.

The walls have ears and the ceiling has eyes And the waiter was an agent in disguise; How can I tell you I love you, dear, When I know the walls have ears?

I stroked her fingers tenderly, And I thought I saw my cheesecake blink at me; Then just as it seemed I was getting to her, Her earring started to whirr.

The walls have ears and the ceiling has eyes And the wino was an agent in disguise; How can I tell you I love you, dear, When I know the walls have ears?

We went outside just to talk a little more, And our table followed us out the door; We strolled on the beach, while I held her hand Past a periscope in the sand.

The walls have ears and the ceiling has eyes And the seagull was an agent in disguise; How can I tell you I love you, dear, When I know the walls have ears?

She said she was an actress in a play; She came to my room and she asked to stay; But before I could get my necktie off, The bedroom mirror coughed.

The walls have ears and the ceiling has eyes And her agent was an agent in disguise; How can I tell you I love you, dear, When I know the walls have ears?

Well, now we are married, and live all alone In a shack in the desert -- without a phone; But sometimes it seems as I slip into bed I hear a funny humming in my head.

The walls have ears and the ceiling has eyes And I look out for the satellites in the skies; And I never will know if you love me, dear, As long as the walls have ears!