#wink wonky wonk

[chalk-board-galore]

Wink Wink, nudge nudge....

[cosmica-galaxy]

Comic time! Woop woop! (I finally finished after much procrastinating, WARNING FOR SHITINESS IN ADVANCE, I don't have god hands so you get flat colors and wonky hands :sob:)

(but I did enjoy making it :D)

Let's begin, shall we? ---------------

The human and their mimic friends are currently returning to the Alliance base from a day mission, a simple recon mission around the edge of Alliance territory. But where is the Alliance Trio? They are sadly caught up with work in their own faction which, unfortunately for them, left the Mimic Trio with the human. So as the day hours bled into the early night hours, the skies darkened and cast shadows over the group.

From a dark alley nearby, a faint thumping of footsteps sound out, but they are so far away that none of the mimics or the lone human can detect them. Well, all except Pal.

He doesn't seem to catch it at first but after a moment he flares out his frills, pausing mid-step to listen. While they are just footsteps, these are footsteps of a larger entity, even bigger than Pal himself, at least from what he can detect from the weight behind the footsteps. So with a chilling rattle, he alerts the other mimics and the human to the entity.

Sadly, this warning comes too late, and as Fiend turns to look in the direction Pal had been rattling in, a large, slightly translucent hand slams into Fiend's head, knocking him off his feet.

The hand continues to carry Fiend away before dragging him along the asphalt and coming to a stop on the road about forty feet from the group. Pal reaches a hand in Fiend's direction, as if he had been reaching to catch Fiend.

Another hand, this one larger than the one that slammed into Fiend, slams into Buddy's back. The force almost knocks the wind out of him but it does knock him over in the end, slamming him down to the ground before holding him down, claws digging into the asphalt.

Pal turns again, detecting more objects nearby that could be a threat, but he is once again too late as he is surrounded by over two dozen small sharp, from what Pal can feel by the one pressed against the back of his neck, pieces that seemed to be the same material as the hands that slammed into Buddy and Fiend. In response to the effective surrounding, Pal's frills flop down since he is too close to the precious human to use a sound blast.

The human, ever so compassionate and caring, reaches out towards their friends, shouting their names. As they do so, a shadow looms over the human and a chill runs down their spine, leaving them feeling cold. So with shudder, the human turns, and a green ring immediately catches their attention.

So the human looks up, and up, and up, so much so that they are almost looking straight up at the sky. The entity that had pulled their protection away from them, separated the human from their friends and left them vulnerable, was now before them, staring them down. Veteran and a few other agents had only rumored about this entity, it apparently goes by Jacob but the Alliance calls it something else, not exactly a friend or foe, but one to just avoid in general, and now this entity stands before the human. This entity... this... IS JAAKOBAH... Their intentions? Unknown...

(to you at least 'wink wonk')

AAAAAHHHHH!! <3 <3 <3 I LOVE IT SO MUCH, KATARI! You put so much effort into this little comic, I ADORE IT! The poor human, now only armed with their survival instincts and wits, stands alone while their mimic allies struggle to free themselves. For the first time in a long while...the human felt...

Helpless.

I will definitely draw a response to this as soon as possible! I wonder what "jaakobah"'s intentions are?

[identifying-guns-in-posts]

Submission from @onegami:

I don’t know if this is in your arsenal (*wink wonk*), but I would so appreciate if you could identify these little guys

These are a bit blurry (and obviously aren’t real guns) and many of them are in that Generic AR15 Category, so I can’t give definitive answers here, but I will try my best. It’s also hard to squeeze in factoids for ten weapons in one post, so I will probably be pretty brief.

Up top we have some form of DMR conversion kit for an AR15, not entirely sure which or what kind due to image quality and camera angle. Could be a LWRC REPR (chambered in 7.62x51mm NATO). Has a really wonky looking muzzle device at the end; size-wise it makes me think it’s a suppressor, but it has holes in it, so apparently it’s supposed to be an obscenely large muzzle break??

The proportions of the second one and the appearance of the magazine lead me to believe the second one is the Heckler & Koch HK53A3 (chambered in 5.56x45mm NATO), which is just a super-compact form factor version of the HK33, their MP5-esque assault rifle series.

Our third rifle looks to be the Enfield L85A1 (part of SA80 series, chambered in 5.56x45mm NATO), except it’s bizarrely mirrored, with the covered cheek rest side facing the camera, when we should be seeing the ejection port and charging handle in the back. Still, it’s also mounted with a standard issue SUSAT scope.

The fourth is tricky, possibly unintentionally so. The boxy foregrip, wire stock, and barrel and gas tube positioning all seem to suggest it’s an IMI Galil ARM (chambered in 5.56x45mm NATO), however the receiver is very different, almost AR-15 like. On a hunch, I looked up Counter-Strike listings on IMFDB and I think I have an answer: the receiver might be leaning towards the IWI Galil ACE 22 (5.56x45mm) design, like in CS:GO. I’m still not entirely sure, though...

The fifth is, I think, an M4A1 Block II (chambered in 5.56x45mm NATO) judging by the elongated foregrip with full rail systems on all four sides. It’s specifically fitted with an ACOG sight here. Could also be one of those Daniel Defense / Knight’s Armament clones but I’m not too sure and can’t be bothered to parse it down.

This next one, though, is a mystery. Like, the very first thing that totally screws with me is the bizarre thumbhole stock. It looks almost like an M16? Like, you can clearly recognize the carrying handle in there, but... I dunno. I’m passing on this one, it’s driving me insane.

Seventh is a very clear-cut Colt M1921A Thompson (part of the Thompson series, chambered in .45 ACP) with an extended box magazine. Good ol’ classic rattler.

I swear these guns are going to drive me insane. Eighth one immediately had the Benelli M4 Super 90 (part of the M series, chambered in 12-gauge) come to mind because of the pistol grip and stock construction, as well as the design clearly being that of a semi-auto shotgun, but the barrel being longer than the shell tube, and the foregrip seeming to recede into the receiver, are both tripping me up. And of course, yet again, we have no ejection port or charging handle on the right side where it should be...

Finally, we got two easy ones. Penultimate one is an AKM (Avtomat Kalashnikova series, 7.62x39mm) judging by the stock style and what I’m assuming is a stamped receiver... hard to tell given the lack of details and OH MY GODDESS THE RECEIVER IS MIRRORED AGAIN.

Last one is the FN SCAR-L (SCAR series, 5.56x45mm NATO), likely the CQB variant. Easy to tell from the distinctively shaped folding stock. The iron sights are folded down to make way for what appears to be a reflex sight and flip-down magnifier optic.

I’m not sure what the (*wink wonk*) is supposed to suggest. If you’re asking if I’d pick these keychains up... let me know if they do any actual sniper rifles or PDWs.

[iotasage]

Do you tire of your A.I. art having wonky fingers, arms, feet, or other outlier extremities that clearly weren't meant to be?

Or maybe you want your character's face to be a little more proportional or a little more mature looking or *gasp* more accurate to your vision?

Or perhaps you tire of the fact that your A.I. art looks like everything else on pinterest right now and you want something a little different, something with a bit more of a human touch?

If that sounds like you, LOOK NO FURTHER, my friends! For I am for hire. I may not be free like an A.I. program and I may not be able to whip up a finished product in 5 minutes, but hey! I have a great personality and can cater to wants and needs - I also give time lapses of your commissions, wink-wonk!

I'm having a 10% discount sale for the holidays between December 1st, 2023 and January 1st, 2024. Take it while it's hot! Yeah!

(Joke advertisement aside, I really am taking commissions. I'll also repost this video another time without the advertisement, haha.)

[batthiief]

@opalscave​ asked: …Moves her head down just barely to allow Rouge access to the back of her ears - Blaze uwu

      ❝ Knew you’d come around, sweetheart. ❞

    The bat smirked, her half-lidded gaze locked on the feline. Rouge was confident in her abilities, she figured the mystery of the unknown, matched with the bat’s allure would get those gears of curiosity turning eventually. A hand lifted up, away from Blaze as she pulled her glove off, exposing her pointed and oh-so-nicely painted nails.

      ❝ Oh, by the way. . ❞ She leaned in, before whispering. . .         ❝ Don’t be afraid to turn up the heat, I like it HOT. ❞

     That was all there was, before she softly pressed her hand against Blaze’s head, petting the fur and caaaasually giving a soft behind the ear scritches.

[fireshot]

being sick and bored has led me to listening to .... Diego x Sid fanfiction  .. smut...................................read by a man with a soothing voice...  as he mimics sid....

[speakeasier]

wink wonk, wink wonk. 

[jam-campasta]

Guess who finally got to the twenties of critical role episodes ;0

[mathemayjicks]

law 🐯

🐯 = as a furry!

Is this a furry? Its leopard seal Law. Him being besties with Penguin is a little tense. But this bastard is as always thoroughly anti establishment!! He’ll befriend all the penguins he wants! 

[bgrizzyproductions]

Throwing the fuck down at the padoga stage....nah i’m just spinning in my back yard  

[uwuwriting]

So I've seen this future kids prompt pop up everywhere and I love it. Maybe Shouto, Shinsou, Iida and Dabi with their future kids ????

Ooooh I’ve read them as well! They’re so wholesome. I’m happy to oblige dear anon. Love ya. 💖💖💖

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Todoroki Shouto

-He was on patrol with his father when someone bumped into him.

-When he looked down he saw a little girl with snow white hair, laying on the pavement.

-The little girl was crying, her hiccups echoing in his ears.

-His father had stopped a few paces in front of them, watching the scene unfold.

-Shouto knelt down, gently grabbing the girl by her elbows, steadying her as he looked at her.

-She looked...oddly familiar.

- “Are you okay?” he asked.

-At the sound of his voice the little girl snapped her head up, her dual-colored eyes meeting his own and she shot herself onto him, wrapping her little arms around his neck while continuing to whimper.

-Shouto was taken aback by the action, but what had him almost shaking was her eye colors.

-One grey and one e/c.

- “W-we n-need to f-f-find h-her!” she said between sobs. “S-she wasn’t w-w-with m-me when I-I-I woke up!!”

-Shouto wrapped his own arms around her small frame, trying to calm her down.

-Once she stopped sobbing, he untangled her from him.

- “Where are your parents, snowflake?” he couldn’t recognize his own voice due to the softness.

- “W-what do you mean, daddy??” long awkward pause. “And w-why are do you look so y-young?”

-This boy malfunctioned at the word ‘daddy’.

-What does she mean daddy? He’s a virgin for crying out loud!

-And above that he couldn’t bring himself to talk to his crush, aka you, without messing something up!

-How could he have a kid!?

-The little girl was looking at him with wide eyes, his eyes, like she was waiting for him to remember her.

- “What in the world are you talking about, girl?”

-Oh he had forgotten about his father being here.

-Without a word, Shouto scooped her up in his arms and told his father that he was going to take her somewhere safe.

-He was going to take her to you.

-An awkward silence enveloped them as the girl clutched his hero costume in her little fists.

- “So what’s your name?”

- “Ren...”

- “That’s a nice name.... And how old are you Ren?”

-”I’m four.”

-And so Shouto asked her question after question.

-Apparently, a kid at her school got his quirk and it went haywire, sending both her and her twin sister Rei here.

-Ren explained to him that she woke up without her twin which send her into a panic because they had never been apart before. 

-Shouto asked who her parents were and if she had any siblings. 

-He already had an idea about who her parents were, but he needed to be sure.

-Ren told him that you were her mother and that they had recently welcomed another mini Todoroki to the family, a little girl named Ru.

-Shouto was ecstatic but of course he didn’t show it.

-Once at the school, he went on a mad hunt searching for you.

-He may not have an explanation and he may not have told you about his feeling but you need to see her.

-See the future.

-He was getting desperate until he heard your laughter coming from somewhere behind him.

-Just as he turned his head, he was tackled to the floor by a ball of vibrant red hair.

-The girl in his arms started to giggle and both of the little humans on top of him were bouncing up and down from excitement. 

- “Todoroki there you are!! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!”

-You crouched down next to him, pulling the two little girls off of him and placing the on the floor beside you.

-You gave him an apologetic smile before turning back to the girls.

- “I’m assuming that you are Ren?”

-The little girls both nodded in response, too busy hugging each other to really care. 

-The rest of the day was spent with the four of you watching Disney movies and having some quality family time.

-When they disappeared at midnight, you both were exhausted beyond belief. 

- “Why did we name the red head Rei?”

-You laughed at his question, admitting that you had the same question when you first saw the little girl. 

-Rei thankfully had explained that once they got their quirks, their hair colors changed/switched, so now the white haired one was Ren while she was Rei.

- “So I’m guessing that this is a good time to ask you on a date.”

Shinsou Hitoshi

-When Shinsou saw the five year old girl sitting on his bed when he returned to his dorm after training, he knew something was up.

-The little girl had her head bowed as she sat on his bed, her lilac locks framing her little face but he could see the tears rolling down her cheeks.

-She wouldn’t look at him and he could tell she was terrified by the slight tremble of her shoulders. 

-Moving to stand in front of her, Hitoshi knelt down and moved some stray locks from her eyes, revealing the purple orbs. 

-Okay now he definitely knew that something wonky was going on here.

-She was a perfect mix of you and him and it made his heart flatter.

-He was positive that you were the love of his life and having it confirmed had him WILDIN.

-He couldn’t wrap his mind around the fact that he married you and you had a kid!

-Best day of his life so far!

-A sniffle coming from the little girl in front of him snapped him out of his daze.

-Stretching his arms out towards her, he motioned for her to come closer and she leaped at him.

-Her small fists balled up his shirt as she buried her little head in his chest, her cries becoming full on sobs at this point. 

-Without a second thought he scooped her up and walked back and forth in his room, holding her close to his chest and stroking her hair. 

- “I-I don’t know what h-h-happened d-daddy! I was just p-petting the k-k-kitty when this m-m-man came up to m-me!”

-He shushed her, telling her that everything was going to be alright and that no one would hurt her as long as he’s here. 

-After calming her down (which was pretty quickly), he took her to the kitchen for a quick snack.

-He watched as the little chipmunk, his little chipmunk, chomped down on the sandwich he had made her, a comfortable silence enveloping them.

- “What’s your name kitty?” 

-On their way to the kitchen he had explained to her what he believed happened and how important it was that she didn’t call you mom.

- “Kei. Kei Shinsou.” she beamed at him. 

-Kei and him talked about the future, Hitoshi wanting to know everything he could about her family life.

-As it turns out Kei was five and a half ,and not five as she clarified quite angrily when he called her a five your old and she was expecting a baby brother soon.  

-Hitoshi was shookth!!

-TWO KIDS? WITH YOU?

-Was he dead?

-At that moment you walked into the kitchen, you earbuds in your ears while the YouTube video you were watching was being blasted through them.

-You hadn’t noticed them until you bumped into Kei’s chair.

-Your reaction to the whole scene was a “I’m too high for this” as you proceeded to pour yourself a glass of water and walk back out the kitchen.

- “Oooh mommy was doing magic grass!!! That’s bad...” 

-Shinsou made a note to stop smoking weed from now on. 

-They both returned to his dorm room and magically fell asleep. 

-Having her small frame snuggle up to him, did wonders to his insomnia and he was out like a light.

-The next morning he was faced with an empty bed and a very confused you.

-He had to explain everything now...

-Oh boy. 

Iida Tenya

-Iida had the biggest crush on you that was visible to everyone BUT you.

-You were absolutely oblivious but he like the pinning so he didn’t really mind.

-What he did mind however was the little girl clinging to him at the moment going on and on about how someone used their quirk on her and she woke up in the alley.

-Tenya was losing his shit over the whole ordeal and most importantly over the fact that the little girl was a carbon cope of you, with his hair and eye color.

- “Where are your parents?”

- “How did you get into UA?”

- “Why are you calling me daddy?”

-The moment she saw him starting to panic and go into an air chopping frenzy, she climbed on a nearby ledge and grabbed his cheeks, squishing them in between her own small chubby hands.

- “Stop hitting the air! You’ll hurt it!”

-That... wasn’t what he expected but okay.

-After a small interrogation, he found out that her name was Asami and that you were her mother.

-Plus she might have mentioned a baby brother but because of her rapid talking Tenya didn’t get a chance to ask her about him.

 -After she stopped rambling, he decided to take her to Recovery Girl.

-The only reasonable thinker of the four boys tbh.

-On their way to her office they ran into you.

-And when I say ran I mean Asami ramming into you with a loud squeal. 

- “Mommy mommy we found you!!!”

-Tenya was positive that you passed out.  

-You mumbled something before standing up, taking the little girl into your arms.

-Tenya made to explain but you caught him off.

- “After she’s been ... dealt with?”

-For the rest of the way you and Asami conversed about every little thing while Tenya was burning this image in his brain.

-You looked so happy holding her and the little girl in your arms had the largest smile on her face that was identical to yours.

-He always wanted a family and he had pictured starting one with you.

-That is if he ever found the courage to ask you out.

 -Once at Recovery Girl you let little Asami skip into her office for her check up and you two fell into an awkward silence. 

- “So...... we made.... her..”

-You chuckled at his words, not believing them yourself.

- “Yeah, she’s really pretty.”

- “I’d say she gets that from her mother.”

-You both agreed to go on a date after Asami left.

-When she finally did you felt kinda hollow.

-Guess you’ll have to get to work to bring her back then wink wonk.

Dabi

-He had no idea why this kid was following him but it was starting to get on his nerves. 

-It was like he was a mother goose. 

-He took a sharp turn into an alleyway and waited for the kid to turn as well.

-Once he saw the mess of unruly red hair with some scattered h/c strands, he kinda froze. 

-Snapping out of his initial shock he tapped the kids shoulder. 

-Turquoise eyes looked back at him and he lost it.

- Enter internal screaming affect here.

- “Why are you following me kid?”

-The little boy froze at his words and bowed his head, not meeting Dabi’s gaze.

- “I-I woke up here a-and saw you s-so I followed you.” sniffle “I-I assumed y-you would lead m-me to m-m-mom....” 

-Dabi continued to analyse the kid trying to find more similarities between himself and this kid and he came to the conclusion....

-That he had come face to face with a mini version of himself.

-He heard more sniffles coming from the boy, who was trying to hold back his tears and pull of a brave face.

-He was failing but kudos to him for trying.

-Kneeling down with a sigh Dabi looked at him dead in the eyes, his eyes.

- “What’s you name kid?”

- “Kyro a-and don’t call me kid.”

- “Why so...kid?”

- “Because I am not a kid!!”

-As Kyro balled his fists, Dabi noticed a small blue flame emitting from one of his fists and he lost it...again.

-But this cocky bastard is stubborn.

- “Since you’re not a kid you can find your own way home then.”

-He stood up and went to leave when he felt a tug at his coat. 

- “No dad don’t leave, I-I don’t know w-what to do.”

-Dabi.exe has stopped working.

-There was a long ass pause before Dabi grabbed Kyro’s small hand and led him out the alley. 

- “I’m taking you to someone who might help then...then you are going to tell me who your mom is so I can drop you off.”

-And you can guess who he asked for help.

-Shirakumo Kurogiri the dad villain.

-Once at the hideout, Kyro explained everything to Kurogiri and that he didn’t know how to get back.

-To be honest both father and son were slightly panicking with the whole situation but their damn pride wouldn’t let them express their concerns. 

-And then you walked into the bar.

-Two really loud voices called out to you, one frantic Y/n and one panicked Mommy.

-You had your hands full after that.

-As much as Dabi likes to pretend that he doesn’t give a shit about anything, he really loved you and the fact that in the future you two had a son together got him going all dad mode on both you and Kyro.

-For the remainder of the day you were stuck babysitting an adult Dabi and a four year old version of Dabi. 

-Both father and son knew that you had reached your limit when you called Dabi Touya so they backed off a little bit. 

-Everything came to a halt the moment your heads touched the pillows.

-Kyro and you were out like a light while Dabi managed to stay awake for about five minutes drinking in the image of you holding the little boy tightly close to your chest and interlacing your fingers with his. 

-He could get used to this.

-Kyro didn't seem to hate him so he must be doing a good job.

-As sleep was clouding his mind he wandered when you two actually have him.

-Is it in five years?

-In two?

-Now?

-Guess he’ll have to wait and see.

[swordlost]

discord & skype drop !! mutuals r very welcome to add me on either of these , pls make sure you let me know who you are though !! 😚💕

[cashweasel]

Hey my bish, it’s me, Aerin’s hoe, since you did a Tyril and a Mal au about their experience in bed, why not do one for Aerin~? -wink wonk

And I don’t mind if you went extreme -winky wonky-

I’ll be waiting with my cup of tea.

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I’M SCREAMING ASAMI WTF 😭😭😭😂😂💀💀

[uneasycylinder-png]

Wink wonk here's a wonky Kylo I drew a couple days ago in class

AU where everything is the same but the soles of Kylo’s shoes are red because he’s a dramatic bitch

[speakeasier]

#sixfanarts

my six farts from top half to bottom half, left to right are:

kahlua: from hunter x hunter (tried to go for the 1999 version look). nobu nobu shinobu: from kimetsu no yaiba. major rouis armstronk: from full metal alchemist alisahhhhhhhhhh: from tekken. launch/lunch: from dragon ball. wink wonk, link lonk: from legend of zelda. (tried breath of the wild).

more to come later!! if you got an idea, feel free to hit me!! i’ll try to do it.

swear to fuck, i was early to this but late to post!! took forever to clean, and even then i gave up cleaning them all up. wheeze, i think you can tell which characters i gave up sketching too. i did them all in one sitting and no real erase to kill time.  “ 8’D “

exceptshinobushe’sacheatimade last year. nobody really requested these, i just wanted to do this for fun. so i did random favorites that literally have no correlation to one another, in another words a random variety. “ x’D “

i originally did them all monochrome, but i thought a touch of color in eyes would do okay. only middles get a bit more color besides eyes because i like shinobu and launch. lololol. and i included at least one female and male video game character. other than that, i think that’s all i have to say!!! 

i’ll post another set soon. gomen for the wonky-ness of it, i know some don’t look exactly even. wheeze. might delete this post if find something wrong with it later.

[finalsorrow]

@spooklyboos: cool groudon when wink wink nudge nudge wonky wonk

ivE HAD A COOL GROUDON MARINA..