#wingardiun

[hermioncgrangr]

“At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in, They got in on pure talent.“

[roxanncweasley]

drop the teabags

so i made another one bc these are hella fun to write

Remus Lupin to it is perfectly normal to cry in wonder woman: can we establish the ground rules for tonight

Sirius Black: rules schmules

Remus Lupin: do you want your arse to be front page news again?

Sirius Black: those readers were blessed

James Potter: I have it framed

Sirius Black: aww babe

Peter Pettigrew to can you die from too much Nutella?: where are you guys???

James Potter: sry SOMEONE was being dramatic

Sirius Black: it’s not my fault the hairdryer broke

Sirius Black: I couldn’t leave with DAMP hair

Peter Pettigrew: hurry the fuck up

James Potter: pete its fine

Peter Pettigrew: its raining and ive been waiting twenty mins

Peter Pettigrew: it is noT FINE

Rita Skeeter (@ritaskeeter) tweeted: ‘The Maruaders’ frontman James Potter flirts up a storm with old friend Marlene McKinnon at Oscars, are they dating?

Sirius Black (@siriuslyblack) tweeted: @jampots how could you do this to me?

James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @siriuslyblack you weren’t supposed to find out this way

Marlene McKinnon (@marlsmckinnon) tweeted: @jamspotter you can’t afford me

James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @marlmckinnon rude tbh

James Potter to Remus Lupin: are ppl acc believing this crap

Remus Lupin: you didn’t exactly help the situation

James Potter: what if evans sees it?

Remus Lupin: I thought you were over it

James Potter: ….

James Potter: i am

James Potter: one hundred percent

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: he’s not over it

Sirius Black: well obviously

Sirius Black: he’s been playing her album on repeat for the last three weeks

Remus Lupin: are you still stealing his spotify?

Sirius Black: im not made of money

Remus Lupin: you have a Porsche….

Sirius Black: details details

James Potter to SUIT UP: who’s doing the speech if we win the grammy?

Peter Pettigrew: I thought you were

Remus Lupin: you said you’d written it

James Potter: where’s the evidence

Remus Lupin sent a screenshot

James Potter: well shit

Rita Skeeter (@ritaskeeter) tweeted: Lily Evans throws drink over James Potter at Grammy’s, is it over his relationship with Marlene McKinnon?

Marlene McKinnon (@marlsmckinnon) tweeted: for gods sake I am NOT dating james

James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @marlsmckinnon I’m hurt

Marlene McKinnon (@marlsmckinnon) tweeted: you know I love you rlly @jampots

Remus Lupin (@rjlupin) tweeted: @marlsmckinnon @jampots this is exactly what I was talking about

Peter Pettigrew to Sirius Black: why did she throw her drink at him?

Sirius Black: he apologised for being rude to snivilus

Peter Pettigrew: how does that make sense??

Sirius Black: but then he said it wasn’t his fault she was friends with a racist twat

Peter Pettigrew: oh

James Potter to Marlene McKinnon: did you talk to her?

Marlene McKinnon: mate you need to drop it

James Potter: I’m an idiot

Marlene Mackinnon: yes, yes you are

James Potter to Lily Evans: I’m an idiot

James Potter: and I’m sorry

Lily Evans: you can’t keep apologising and then not changing

James Potter: what do you want me to do evans?

Lily Evans: move on potter

James Potter changed the chat name to lets get drunk pls

Peter Pettigrew: u okay?

James Potter: not rly

Sirius Black: we’re on our way

The Daily Prophet (@TheDailyProphet) tweeted: James Potter photographed kissing mystery girl in back of club

Lily Evans sent a photo to Marlene McKinnon

Lily Evans: is that who I think it is

Marlene McKinnon: you’re not seriously jealous

Lily Evans: ofc not

Lily Evans: its just a bit of a surprise

Marlene McKinnon: you told him to move on lil

Lily Evans: I didn’t mean with dorcas

Rita Skeeter (@ritaskeeter) tweeted: James Potter’s mystery girl is Dorcas Meadowes, close friend of Lily Evans and Marlene McKinnon, all 3 attended school with The Maruaders.

Sirius Black to no the next album will not be called sirius and the others: someone buy teabags

James Potter: there are spares under my bed

Sirius Black: about that

James Potter: you fucker

Peter Pettigrew: did you try moonys stash in his wardrobe

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: you stay away from those teabags

Sirius Black: too late

Remus Lupin: I’m telling mrs potter

Sirius Black: you wouldn’t

Remus Lupin: too late

Dorcas Meadowes to Lily Evans: u know me and james were just messing right

Lily Evans: why does everyone think I’m bothered

Dorcas Meadowes: bc u r

Lily Evans: I’m not

Dorcas Meadowes: so our snap streak ending was an accident then?

Dorcas Meadowes: 308 days !!

Dorcas Meadowes: gone !

Lily Evans: I might be slightly bothered

The Daily Prophet (@TheDailyProphet) tweeted: ‘The Marauders’ raise £2 million for charity with their new single

Lily Evans to James Potter: it’s incredible how much you guys have raised

Lily Evans: you should be really proud james

James Potter to Remus Lupin: she called me james

Remus Lupin: who?

James Potter: evans

Remus Lupin: oh

Remus Lupin: OH

James Potter to Lily Evans: thanks lily, it means a lot

Lily Evans: so… you and Dorcas?

James Potter: we’re just mates, it was a bit of fun

James Potter: we both know there’s only one girl I’m interested in

Peter Pettigrew to graham norton for prime minister: controversial idea

Sirius Black: go

Peter Pettigrew: Portugal shouldn’t have won Eurovision

Sirius Black removed Peter Pettigrew from the group

Lily Evans to James Potter: i have a question

James Potter: oooOOOooo ominous

Lily Evans: are you ever not dramatic

James potter: we literally went to stage school

Lily Evans: im just going to ask my question

Lily Evans: why is your twitter handle jampots??

James Potter: why not

James Potter: it’s iconic

Lily Evans: why do I like such a lame person?

James Potter: so you DO like me

James Potter: !!!

James potter: also who even uses lame anymore???

Lily Evans @lilevans tweeted: quick twitter poll; who thinks the word lame is lame

Sirius Black @siriuslyblack tweeted: @lilevans the REAL question is who uses semicolons in tweets ???

Remus Lupin @rjlupin tweeted: @siriuslyblack it’s like you’re allergic to good grammar.

James Potter @jampots tweeted: you’re not helping your case here evans

Lily Evans @lilevans tweeted: @jampots I’ve seen your match attacks collection sit down

Peter Pettigrew @realpete tweeted: @jampots @lilevans ouch burn

James Potter @jampots tweeted: @realpete traitor

Sirius Black to James Potter: I just read this article

James Potter: oh yeah?

Sirius Black: so we’re dating

Sirius Black: and we have a kitten called Beatrix

James Potter: what??

James Potter: it would obvs be called cassiepoiea

Sirius Black: omds cassie for short

Sirius Black: the blacks hv flaws but our names are fabulous

James Potter sent a photo to I miss Minnie telling us what disappointments we are

James Potter: me and sirius bought a kitten !!

Sirius Black: shes so cute !!!

Remus Lupin: we’re not allowed pets in the building….?

Peter Pettigrew: and I’m allergic to cats

James Potter: honestly you two are so selfish

James Potter: we can’t take her back

James Potter: are you seriously going to break her little kitten heart

Sirius Black: we already made her an instagram and everything

Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: ???? hv u seen my jacket

Remus Lupin: would it kill you to use grammar properly for once

Sirius Black: nvm acc i found it

Sirius Black: also rude

Remus Lupin to bring back remus being a werewolf conspiracy theory 2k17: we going out tonight?

Sirius Black: yassss

James Potter: can’t, going for a drink w evans

Sirius Black: oooooOOOOOO

Peter Pettigrew: is that what the kids call it these days

James Potter: seriously?

James Potter: don’t answer that sirius

Sirius Black (@siriuslyblack) tweeted: this is a psa that james puts sisters before misters

James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @siriuslyblack chill

Peter Pettigrew to 3 decent ppl + jim the traitor: james has a hickey pass it on

Sirius Black: whAT

James Potter: wtf bro

James Potter: how do you even know that

Peter Pettigrew: I came in to bring you tea

James Potter: oh yh

James Potter: thanks for that btw

Sirius Black: we’RE GETTING OFF TOPIC

Sirius Black to Euphemia Potter: james got a hickey from lily

Euphemia Potter: Lily Evans?

Sirius Black: that’s the one

Euphemia Potter: I always thought she was lovely

Euphemia Potter:  Now what’s all this I hear about you stealing remus’s teabags?

[ohdeerlilypotter-blog]

Quand on a pas ce que l ’ o n a i m e, il faut aimer ce que l’on a

moodboard: the boys of Beauxbatons Academy • Harry Potter series

[rogerdvies]

I have this headcannon that at one point a Muggleborn Hufflepuff discovers "Black and Yellow" from Wiz Khalifa and it becomes the unofficial house song, especially during Quidditch matches. Just wanted to share this with a Hufflepuff ^^ x

i can totally see this happening and i can also totally see ravenclaw and slytherin getting fed up with the song while gryffindors join in singing it at quidditch matches with the hufflepuffs to both annoy the slytherins even more and because its fun to sing and dance to.

[prongsno]

wingardiun replied to your post “yes but valentines day 6th or 7th year, when sirius is finally...”

Sirius quickly shoves the card in his robes so James wouldn't find it later on (he already saw it tho) and during dinner he stands up and it falls out of his robes and Lily sees it, picks the card up and throws a knowing glance at Sirius who throws a panicked glance at James who throws a scheming glance at Lily and thus begins mission "Give Mary the Chocolates 2.0"

lily: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

james: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sirius: ლ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ლ)

[lilyevane]

harry potter url edit ♥ wingardium leviosa — ❞the levitation charm is one of the first spells learnt by any young witch or wizard. with the charm a witch or wizard can make things fly with the flick of a wand. the charm is an excellent test of your magical skills, wand control and above all, patience.❞ [an excerpt from the entry in the book of spells]

for @wingardiun

want one?

[derrickperegrine]

Hi there! Congrats on so many followers!! :D My name is Moïra, my birthday is on the first of April (not kidding) and I'd like to be James Sirius Potter , Victoire Weasley or Rose Weasley. Thanks so much! (omg,If everyone had a gang jacket that would be super cool ;D )

hey moïra!! sorry for getting back at you so late!! and omg i would love for everyone to have a jacket haha

james sirius is yours!! welcome to the gang 👊

if you could provide me with a short quote for the page that would be amazing!!

mutuals: join my gang?

[hermioneganger]

Congraaaaaats!! *throws glitter confetti* Could I get these ✨ ,⚡please? :) Thanks so much

thank youu *get’s out cake* !!! of coursee you’re welcome

[⚡ is a hogwarts AESTHETIC, not a blog rate! i’m sorry for the confusion ]

— simple blog rate (✨)

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following: not yet | just did! | forever and always

comments: oo love the url and amazing content and beautiful edits!!

— hogwarts aesthetic (⚡️)

house: gryffindor | slytherin | hufflepuff | ravenclaw

blood status: muggleborn | pureblood | halfblood

position: student | prefect | head

pet: none | owl | rat | cat | toad

quidditch position: none | chaser | beater | keeper | seeker | captain

elective(s): arithmancy | muggle studies | divination | care of magical creatures

best friend(s): hermione granger & ron weasley & cedric diggory

favorite teacher: remus lupin & pomona sprout

[flitwick]

Hi dear! Congrats on reaching 700 and thanks for doing this!

hi, lovely !!! thank you so so much & thanks even more for joing hugs

**part of my 700 celebration (i’m drowning, srry)

moïra | crisp air while walking in the dewy mornings, fog on the windows, evergreen treetops, light green succulents, the smell of brown sugar on warm banana nut bread, soft satin pink pillows, the crunch of orange leaves under your feet, the heat of the fire on your face, waves crashing again and again on the beach, lipton yellow label tea, sugar-glazed scones, a few lavender stocks in the pocket of your shirt, distressed boyfriend jeans, ruby red lipstick 

[meraudurs]

I want to thank you so much for your post about the leather jacket, without it there would have never been such a wonderful fic as "bloody leather jacket", keep on sharing your thoughts they're gold x

aaaah thank you!! or you’re welcome?? dsfhks omg i’m so glad soph wrote a fic about it omg :”) 

it’s funny though bc it was a lame post and i was going to delete it after a few hours but someone added the comment which made the post 1000 times better :D 

[hermioncgrangr]

"Weasley can save anything, He never leaves a single ring, That's why Gryffindors all sing, Weasley is our King"

[roxanncweasley]

boys who deserved better; 

↳ cedric diggory

‘he whom the gods love dies young’

[ohdeerlilypotter-blog]

D u r m s t r a n g is a school for young w i t c h e s and wizards, situated in northernmost S c a n d i n a v i a.

moodboard: the girls of Durmstrang Institute • Harry Potter series

[rogerdvies]

Your blog has such good content, my queue is literally 90% posts from your blog and I didn't even notice :') Also I really like your full name, I'm a big fan of historical and mythological names (I know a girl who's named after a Greek goddess and two of the Muses) Do you have also have a historical middle name? x

@wingardiun ahh, tysm love !! my middle name is… less historical. it is just samuel. but say it with a french accent. because my entire name is french. so… it all needs to be said with a french accent. or else it is not my name. b ut anyways, i think my mom (who has a completely NORMAL name wtf mom) said samuel actually comes from a french explorer ?? apparently they didn’t want me failing history class. idk. my mom is actually really into historical stuff and studying it. she finds it fascinating.

so. napoléon samuel champagne. there you go. now you know who this dork is.

[emhoardsbooks]

Gilder Lockhart :)

48. Gilderoy Lockhart: If you could live the life of a book character, who would you pick?

i’ve never thought of it before! i definitely think i’d want it to be a character from a fantasy. the first one who comes to mind is vin from the mistborn series. she goes through a lot of stuff so it wouldn’t be an easy live as her. but she’s so cool. having her powers would be amazing

send me some hp asks

[pxnsq]

your otp in sounds: sugar goddess {luna x ginny}

(a collaborative playlist with @charlieweesley)

your body flows like liquor, breathing in your words like you’re a cold blooded killer