#willy wonka headcanon

[noodleslugworth]

Absolutely NO minors

Headcanon that Willy Wonka likes to be choked. He's a crazy mf lol

It doesn't have to be suffocating pressure. Just his significant other's hands on his throat and the slight pressing of her weight is enough to drive him crazy

If she wraps her hands around his throat while kissing or feeling him up, and squeeze just enough, even during a playful argument, he'll be turned on almost instantly and forget his train of thought. It's a devious trick she likes to pull when she wants his attention but he's been too focused elsewhere

If it's during the throngs of passion, choking him especially with more force and when he's close, will sometimes result in explosive, drawn-out orgasms that has him seeing stars, whimpering, trembling, and sometimes mumbling nonsense afterwards

Just Willy and choking ❤️

(If anybody writes a fic about this, PLEASE tag me! 🤭)

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[neonartistycauseidk]

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[chalametluvrz]

dating timothee chalamet

timothee x afab!reader (mainly gn! expect on nsfw bits)

towards the start of the relationship, i think he'd be pretty anxious

he'd often find himself messing around with his hands a lot on dates

or stumbling over his words a little too much with a small giggle

if you've ever seen old interviews of him when he was younger. you know the ones where he gets all shy and giggly? that's exactly how i envision him to be with you

after some time, that's slowly replaced with his hyperactive ass

and let me tell you, boy never shuts the fuck up that's not a bad thing

because of his schedule, he rarely gets to see you in person

so whenever he does, he just has so much to tell you and so much to talk about that he just ends up coming out with a cluster-fuck of words

he always tries to facetime you at least a couple times a week

and let me tell you, the call will always start with him saying 'oh, i missed your pretty face' or 'seeing you has made my day'

boy is madly in love

and even though he hasn't said it yet, it's fairly obvious he's not hiding anything

he's the kind of person to want to keep your relationship on the down low

because if you're also famous, he wouldn't want to cause any issues or drama through tabloids

and if you aren't, he'd feel awful dragging you into the world of hollywood

eventually though, as most celeb relationships do, you got found out

someone caught you out on your 6 months anniversary

and that was it; twitter was going mental

timothee soon figured out that he probably had to say something

but honestly, he was kind of relieved he didn't have to hide you anymore

the morning you two woke up and saw yourselves going viral on twitter, there was a bit of a mad scramble between the two of you

before eventually, timothee chilled out

'but now i don't need to hide we're together, anymore. i can let the world know you're mine.' he'd say to your confusion at his relaxed state

cute but also now all of timmy's fans are stalking your instagram

cooking meals together!!!

i have a feeling timothee's love languages are more tailored towards physical touch and acts of service tell me im wrong

so cooking together is such a beautiful thing for him

as much as timothee loves taking you out, i think he'd much prefer to cook a fancy pasta dish together with wine over that any day

he also strikes me as a cosy movie date guy

but honestly, it more than likely turns into something else

don't fight me on his, he's a horny guy

like bro would get a hard-on just snuggling with you

when you first started dating, he'd get all shy about it

he'd apologise frantically and his face would be redder than ever

after dating for some time, he'd be less phased

unless you showed and expressed discomfort with it of course

after the shock of you dating slowly weaved out of the fans

timothee would definitely start posting you on his instagram

he just needed the world to know how obsessed he is with you

arguments are rare

extremely rare

they usually only happen when timothee is stressed

feelings get heated and you end up making some snippy comments at each other before one of you gets up and leaves the room

after you've both had time to cool down, you're both mature enough to talk it out and apologise for whatever each of you or one of you has done

communication is a big thing for timmy, so i think arguments are heavily avoided because he encourages you to come to him about anything

any concerns, rants and problems you have, he wants to know

he's a flirter, let me tell you that thankfully not with others

always dazzling you with compliments

you're in the crowd at a press tour? he's staring, smirking and winking at you the whole time

you're supporting him whilst he's on set? the man can't take his eyes off you and is coming to hold you the second the shot is taken

you're on facetime? every odd sentence is him saying some suggestive comment or simply how stunning you are

the man cannot get enough of you

going back to the horny thing...

he has a high sex drive

there's absolutely no doubt about it

he is a giver!!! the man aims to please!!!

could eat you out for days

i've already made a headcanon about him eating you out so i will be brief BUT!!!

he's messy!!! the wetter the better!!!

will overstimulate you with hid tongue any day

and then make sure you cum on his cock as well

you know what they say about tall, skinny boys? wink wink

i'd say he's a good 7 inches, 7 1/2 at a push

he knows how to please you, and he's eager to learn what makes you tick

even though he's mainly a dom, i can see him being a sub at times

only on rare assurances though

being his date to things like the met gala, oscars etc

after being open about your relationship, he couldn't wait to take you everywhere and anywhere with him

loves it when you wear his clothes

but i feel like all boys do?

especially when he's away, opening up a facetime call to see you sat there in one of his t-shirts. he actually thinks his heart might implode.

this boy will actually love you with his whole heart

the cutest, softest and proudest boyfriend around fr

[tomscottsredshirt]

✦ ₊ ˚⊹ ʲᵒʰⁿⁿʸ ᵈᵉᵖᵖ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ʰᵘᵍ ʰᵉᵃᵈᶜᵃⁿᵒⁿˢ 🍰💭💌

ʷᵒʳᵈ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ: ⁵⁰¹

୧ ‧₊˚ 🕸️ ⋅ ☆ ꒰ ɪᴄʜᴀʙᴏᴅ ᴄʀᴀɴᴇ: ꒱ a little awkward about it, but generally likes hugs, especially after a particularly unpleasant nightmare or if he's scared. too shy to initiate most of the time. very gentle and comforting, puts his head on your shoulder and pets your hair. loves to cuddle during thunderstorms.

୧ ‧₊˚ ✂️ ⋅ ☆꒰ ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ꜱᴄɪꜱꜱᴏʀʜᴀɴᴅꜱ: ꒱ clumsy and hesitant due to his hands (poor boy's afraid of hurting you), but craves hugs at every given opportunity, even if he doesn't know how to express it. hugs with him are long and intimate, a tender touch that reminds him he's loved despite his differences. if he's taller than you, rests his head on top of yours.

୧ ‧₊˚ 🔪 ⋅ ☆ ꒰ ꜱᴡᴇᴇɴᴇʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴅ: ꒱ would probably slit anyone's throat if they even tried to hug him, unless it's someone very very close to him. even so, he's stiff as a board and just hovers his hands around your waist, not actually touching you and pulls away quickly.

୧ ‧₊˚ 🚬 ⋅ ☆ ꒰ ᴅᴇᴀɴ ᴄᴏʀꜱᴏ: ꒱ not used to hugs and isn't very fond of them either, but doesn't mind being held here and there if it's someone he trusts, like his s/o. rubs your back. he def smells like cigarette smoke 24/7.

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍫 ⋅ ☆ ꒰ ᴡɪʟʟʏ ᴡᴏɴᴋᴀ: ꒱ probably disgusted? flinches away, then reluctantly lets you hold him if he cares about you. awkward and stiff as well, not really knowing where to put his hands. rolls his eyes but actually loves it. chuckles nervously.

୧ ‧₊˚ 🎭 ⋅ ☆ ꒰ ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴍ. ʙᴀʀʀɪᴇ: ꒱ would be surprised to receive a hug from anyone, but happily reciprocates it. sways left and right a little. he appreciates hugs especially after one of his plays don't go so well. if you're his s/o, gives you a little kiss on the forehead afterwards.

୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ 🥃 ☆ ꒰ ʀɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ: ꒱ big tight bear hug, like one you'd get from a caring dad, which he is. squeezes you a little too hard sometimes, maybe even lifts you up a little. likely to ruffle your hair playfully. if you're his s/o, might whisper a dirty little something in your ear, or his hands might wander.

୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ 📄 ☆ ꒰ ᴍᴏʀᴛ ʀᴀɪɴᴇʏ: ꒱ might not seem like a huge hugger on the surface either, but really likes them. idk he just seems like the kinda guy who'd like to cuddle up while napping. runs his fingers through your hair. hugs bring him comfort in the midst of his divorce, or when he's struggling with writing. they're brief but meaningful, letting him know you're there if he needs you, and he does.

୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ��� ☆ ꒰ ɢɪʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴀᴘᴇ: ꒱ LOVES hugs but wouldn't openly ask for them, even when he needs it the most. when you offer him one, he rests his hands on your upper back, holding you tight. he's afraid of letting you go. having someone safe to hold onto and knowing he's loved and appreciated, even if just for a moment, means the world to him. it's strange for him to feel like he has somewhere to go when all the responsibilities of caring for his family get too much. he deserves all the hugs in the world <3

[bindeds]

⋆。 °⛧ Willy Wonka headcanons ! 🖇️✩ ₊˚

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he’s good at lockpicking & pickpocketing, so he’d make a very good thief but he doesn’t do it because he knows he was taught better by his mother and he doesn’t want to disappoint her

he is only a workaholic when it comes to his chocolate. This man would find the easiest and fastest possible way to do most other tasks

one of the only tasks that are an exemption of the above are clothing. He’s particular in what he wears, not that he has high standards but he wants to dress unapologetically like himself, and that includes deep shades of purple, red and pink for his overcoats, and more mute colors for anything below that

LOVES to read now that he can. He often visits the library and even started a mini book club with Noodle and the rest of the gang (Piper, Larry, Abacus and Lottie) but they assign themselves more than one book per month sometimes because the rest are not as fast to read books as the two of them

He is IN LOVE with Alice in Wonderland, especially the Mad Hatter.

He loves poetry too, and learned how to write his own pretty quickly and always reads it out to Noodle when he writes new poems

his guilty pleasure for books is definitely romance. He likes the thought of devoting yourself to one person, because he knows how it feels like to devote himself to chocolate, and imagining a whole other person to share everything with just fills him with so much hope and light.

this man smells just like vanilla and chocolate, and he wants to keep it that way so he learned to make his own perfume that has the unique smell of his own chocolate (this headcanon partially inspired by this fic! I love the writer sm)

definitely looks up and says ‘sorry mama,’ if he does something questionable, even if he has good intentions

unaware of ‘gender norms’ because he lived by a river with his mother as a child then stayed on sea for seven years with roughly the same group of people, so those things weren’t imposed on him especially since he was mostly raised by only his mother.

following the headcanon above, he knows both the female and male parts of the waltz and other ballroom dances and has no problem wearing skirts or dresses (though prefers pants because he’s used to wearing them and it’s easier to move around in)

and because he was raised with only a small group of people around him almost his whole life, he lives life ‘unfiltered’ which is why he is seen as eccentric and wild, because his mother found it endearing and the boat crew saw how brilliant he was and never told him to ‘tone it down.’

loves shopping with Noodle, and they have an especially good time trying out clothes together

if the Barbie movie came out around the same area and time period, him and Noodle would have definitely dressed in all pink and only Wonka would have bawled his eyes out while Noodle begrudgingly consoles him

definitely goes back out to sea for a whole month once a year, and with the same crew he was first seen with in the beginning of the film. He misses them dearly, and always shares his chocolate with them free of charge

this man has chocolates for everything—chocolates to sleep better, chocolates to enhance focus and even chocolates to calm down (either from panic attacks or intense emotions like anger)

he probably even sells chocolates with vitamins inside, mostly also for children who don’t remember or don’t want to take their vitamins, but he was careful not to make it too good so they won’t take more than the necessary daily amount

he learned to cook after the events of the movie, finding that knowledge in that area would help enhance his skill in chocolate-making. He’s good, but of course he’s not a sous chef

[1donteatpancakes]

WILLY WONKA HEADCANONS !!

Warnings - nsfw( sfw too dnt wrry ), implied fem reader, foul language.

Authors note - i just now getting back into writing sorry if its bad !! Thnk yu sm to the anon who requested this hope yu enjoy love 🩵

SFW

* Sweaty hands ALL the time

* Makes you taste different chocolate flavors

* Loves seeing you in his hat

* Cooks breakfast every morning before you wake up

* You work at his shop , ( he favors and gives you a payraise )

* Has to know where you are 24/7

* Pet names like darling or sweetheart

* Makes your favorite chocolates for valentines day

NSFW

* praise kink

* Best aftercare , makes sure your feeling alright

* Always gentle

* Hes always vocal, he DEFINITELY whimpers and whines

* He loves the idea of you giving him head in public places and risking getting caught

* His favorite is missionary, he loves bending you over the counter after seeing you in your little skirts

* loves eating you out he could sit there for hours eating your cunt

[kteezy997]

Headcannons on how Timmy's characters cuddle plsssss

Willy Wonka:

always makes sure you have something sweet before bed, first of all.

very vocal, lets out an audible sigh once he has relaxed against you.

he's happy to be big spoon or little spoon, whichever you prefer.

he just wants you to be warm and comfortable.

he doesn't squeeze you too much, as he is respectful of your space and comfortability, but he loves to hold you and be close to you.

Lee:

surprisingly, likes being the little spoon.

he may sigh in a melancholy tone at first, as he longs to connect with you.

his breathing will steady as you snuggle him, and he may even hum contently.

he hugs you tightly, in the sense that he never wants to lose you.

he tells you how much he loves your scent, and he nuzzles his face into your neck.

he loves the feeling of your hair on his cheek, and takes a second to take in the smell of your hair.

Paul Atreides

has the tendency to be cold and distant, but he has slowly shown you his more tender self.

keeps a strong, possessive hold on you all night long.

he tells you that you belong to him.

you feel that his arms are the safest place in the known universe.

Yule

is totally stoked that you want to sleep over in the first place.

is very into having your consent for almost every touch he places on you.

he plays with your hair, and rubs your scalp with his fingers.

he tells you how pretty he thinks you are.

kinda prefers to be the little spoon, so he can feel your warmth around him.

Zeffirelli B.

doesn't know what he's doing, but he is willing to learn.

you have to initiate and teach him everything.

he has a hard time laying still.

he isn’t used to affection and he’s inexperienced.

but he does press his crotch into your bum.

[badteavee]

Different Wonkas if they were asked if they were cis

Wilder ! Wonka :

- Wouldn’t actually answer the question , ESPECIALLY if he’s being asked by one of the golden ticket winners or their parents

- Definitely wouldn’t answer in english

- “Il n'y a pas d'identité de genre derrière les expressions de genre... l'identité est constituée de manière performative par les "expressions" mêmes qui sont censées être ses résultats.”

( There is no gender identity behind gender expressions... identity is performatively constituted by the very "expressions" that are supposed to be its results. )

- He actually doesn’t care about his gender identity but he doesn’t fully subscribe to the idea of being cis

Depp ! Wonka :

- Looks at the asker like they just asked something in complete gibberish

- “Well , aren’t you nosy !”

- Smiles and keeps walking

- He’s not cis in the slightest , it’s just unclear in what way

Borle ! Wonka :

- Disgusted that someone would even ask

- Would say he’s “sis”

- Corrects the pronunciation of anyone who says he’s cis

- He’s very confusing about it and it may or may not be on purpose

- Also says he’s “ctraight”

[bellarose204]

Veruca salt : Mr wonka . . . I'm a lesbian

Willy Wonka : what?!

Violet Beauregarde : Wonka I'm a lesbian too

Willy Wonka : well uh . . . Is there anyone else in this room who likes men?

*Charlie and Mike standing in the background holding hands*

[lee-s0a]

I watched both Good Omens and Wonka (2023). Had to sketch Aziraphale as the wholesome chocolatier :)

[janicemarieaudio]

So I know Timotheé Chalamet is an American-French actor and Wonka is supposed to be a prequel to the 1971 Gene Wilder film, so it is now my headcanon that Wonka speaks French from time to time

[noodleslugworth]

Here's a random thought: I wonder how did Willy come to find out about the hover flies? The people were all too eager to eat microscopic flies 😆

We know Willy's a freak (affectionately) and going by the line about cannibalism from the 2005 movie, I have some thoughts.

My thoughts are: 1.) He can't read, so did he rely on gathering all the info about hoverflies through word-of-mouth? Leaving the question how much of it is true. Are the facts about hoverflies solely what he was told, not just what he experienced?

2.) OR did he find it all out after trying it himself, on himself? He timed it and everything. Did he have a friend who's knowledgeable about microscopic organisms and helped figure it all out,

3.) OR (Because he was likely living on a ship at the time and was younger) did some sailor piss Willy off and then secretly became the subject of this hover flies trials and experiments?

Additional question: You think Willy has actually tasted human flesh before, while on his travels and living on ships?

[neonartistycauseidk]

Absolutely random headcanon…but after watching episode two of The Amazing Digital Circus, I couldn’t help it…

Alright, guys, hear me out:

JAX IS/WAS MIKE TEAVEE FROM CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (whether it be from the the book version, 1971 film adaptation, 2005 film adaptation, or musical adaptations of Mike)

My evidence?

Jax is one to CRAVE violence and or thrill…in episode two, he seems very upset by the fact that he couldn’t cause any “blood, death, or violence” and even says “I’m so unbelievably disappointed right now…” as he contemplates this. Now, to me, this is very similar to Mike and the way he acts—-especially when it comes to playing his video games and what he wants to see on the screen.

However, the main thing that even made me consider this is the line he says while him and the group are floating on the truck in the chocolate river:

“”Poor Pomni?” How about “poor us?” We’re one tanker away from being Augustus Glooped!”

Now, yes, of course, this was obviously used as a joke…but hear me out!

I’m not incredibly sure whether or not the cast remembers their life before the circus…but if they did, even if in just small bits in pieces—-maybe this is one of the few things that Jax/Mike remembers about his past life? That or floating on the chocolate river could’ve sparked the memory in Jax…even if he didn’t necessarily know, exactly, what the name meant to him.

But in all honesty…Mike putting on this random VR headset that he found is totally in character for him—-even post-factory-tour.

(This is so random and totally not real—-don’t listen to me babble about nonsense lol XD)

[vitaminctablet]

do yall think willy wonka and mary poppins gossip over tea .......

[spawnofthedead]

somewhere in an alternate universe there's billy bonka, son of a chocolatier who desperately wanted to be a dentist

so he escapes from his family and opens a grand clinic, where he fixes people's teeth in 1 snap

one day, he decides to invite 5 adults, whose dreams failed

there's barley chucket, who came from a wealthy family of artists, but never had a strong enough imagination to join the business

biolet veauregarde, who was never special enough at anything

tike meavee, a war veteran who was completely anti-technology, even confiscating it from kids on the street (which got him arrested)

and seruca valt, a girl who was so kind and humble, but never had the money to be what she could

[h0oty]

this is a beautiful butch woman