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When anyone talks about Elias Bouchard this is who I think of btw
#willy wonka ass bitch#he still hate the poor in my mind too#the magnus pod#the magnus archives#elias bouchard#Tumblr sexyman coded#men in suits#his name is fickelgruber btw#idk if thats relevant
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He looks like that guy from the Wonka movie. Hold up ill find a photo.
elias in hades, perchance?
if tma were a hades-style roguelike I think it'd be entertaining to have elias just show up like a little bitch and give you tasks that eventually give you rewards. I don't think he'd show up as the final boss until much later on in the story (equivalent to the hades epilogue) where he'll become the eye's pupil and the player (presumably jon) has to kill him to stop the eyepocalypse or smth (don't question my thought process too much I haven't actually rationalised it all in my head yet lol)
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Had a mental breakdown this week, or 2, or 50... So I made a coneball gijinka, it didn't help the mental issues but now I'm stuck with this guy If anyone wants to adopt him feel free cause I'm never drawing him again lmao Plus bonus Fakey expressions
#sugary spire#sugary spire coneball#pizza tower#fake peppino#gijinka#expression practice#tuesday#something about tuesday or whatever#satow#take my willy wonka king candy lookin ass icecream bitch#one of these days I'll get a drawing tablet and actually be able to make decent art
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“No it broke cause I'm super strong.”
i think Craig was still high ngl helpme GELAPSHWKDKWM WHY DID HE EVEN SAU TGAG GTHOUGHHHSJDNE
#silly#gay panic#hellpark#hellpark craig#bitch ass motherfucker#dead plate#dead plate rody#silly billy willy wonka#anyways i slipped from a banana peel and fell off the grand canyon
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911 characters as things I have said to my friends:
Bobby: my father has started appearing to me in my dreams. which would be kind of concerning if he talked about anything except cooking or giving me life advice
Athena: i love you. but if you drag me into another one of your situations i will be so unbelievably disappointed.
Hen: in a pinch i think i could do surgery. like if i had to i think i could figure it out
Chimney: i think if someone offered me a piece of gum i wouldn’t ask any questions. id just start chewing. willy wonka would’ve loved my dumb ass
Maddie: i love my baby sibling. i do however think that they were designed in a lab specifically to stress me out to the point of madness
Eddie: i think it’s so unfair that my job expects me to be mentally stable. i clock in on time and i do my job well. my mental health is none of your business
Buck: family disappointment implies im upset about it. im having a ball in this bitch
#911 abc#henrietta wilson#hen wilson#bobby nash#athena grant#chimney han#maddie buckley#maddie han#eddie díaz#evan buckley
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Tim gets what I call a "Cosmic Hangover" if he overused or sometimes wayyy underuses his powers. If he over uses his power, before he gets the hangover he'll be in a state simular to mania. It's like if a manic episode included symptoms of ...cosmic insanity? Does that make sense? Ethereal madness? I think you know what I mean. He sounds like the fucking mad hatter or willy wonka. Even the riddler cannot handle his weird nonsense talk that actually makes perfect sense, they just don't have the capacity to understand! Or it's just nonsense and everyone thinks he needs to go the fuck to bed and sleep of whatever new toxin MUST have been tried out on his ass bc that bitch is HIGH
#should i make a post with all the terminology i made up?#tim drake#red robin#robin#rr#chaotic tim drake#meta!tim#unhinged tim drake#my au
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I cannot draw the back of this bitch’s fuckass hair if my life depended on it. Every time I need to draw her side-profile, I gotta spend majority of my energy on this hoe’s hair. This Willy Wonka headed fucker has to ruin every single drawing of her side profile for me. I am usually GREAT at drawing hair, but when it comes to this damn character, always smth gotta make me wanna throw myself into a gutter. Please, Raptor Lady, do us artists a favour, put the scissors down, get your flat ass to a proper hairstylist, and fix that do, cuz ik no hairstylist woulda let you slide with that had you got it done somewhere else.
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We all couldn't understand why people were losing their shit over Willy Wonka. But then Amaury Guichon came along constantly making people lose their fucking shit as he makes an entire functioning Ford Model T out of chocolate. Now we understand....we understand that GRANDPA JOE IS A NO GOOD FUCKING LEECH HE COULD OF GOTTEN UP ANY TIME HE WANTED AND HELPED WITH CHORES OR DINNER BITCH ASS GRANPA JOE FUCKING GOOD FOR NOTHING WORTHLESS PIECE OF S
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*Monster by Kanye West ft. Nicki Minaj starts playing and it’s not acknowledged until Nicki’s verse*
Sam:
Pull up in the monster, automobile gangsta
With a bad
Jamie: bitch
Sam: that came from Sri Lanka
Yeah, I'm in that Tonka, color of Willy Wonka
You could be the king but watch the Queen conquer
Colin: *yelling*
Okay, first things first I'll eat your brains
Then I'ma start rockin' gold teeth and fangs
'Cause that's what a motherfuckin' monster do
Hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster 'do
Monster Giuseppe heel, that's the monster shoe
Young money is the roster and the monster crew
And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank with the funny face
And if I'm fake, I ain't notice 'cause my money ain't
Isaac: *cuts off Colin*
So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie?
But my features and my shows ten times your pay?
Fifty K for a verse, no album out
Yeah, my money's so tall that my Barbies gotta climb it
Hotter than a Middle Eastern climate, violent
Tony Matterhorn, dutty wine it, wine it
Nicki on them titties when I sign it
That's how these guys so one-track minded
Jamie: *gets in Isaac’s face*
But really, really I don't give a F-U-C-K
"Forget Barbie, fuck Nicki 'cause sh-she's fake"
"She on a diet, " but my pockets eatin' cheesecake
And I'll say bride of Chucky is child's play
Just killed another career it's a mild day
Besides, Ye, they can't stand besides me
I think me, you and Amb' should ménage Friday
Will: *cuts in out of no where*
Pink wig, thick ass, give 'em whip lash
I think big, get cash, make 'em blink fast
Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for
Ah, I'm a motherfuckin' monster
*Sam/Colin/Isaac/Jamie/Will jumping up and down yelling and hyping each other up*
#no one can tell me this didn’t actually happen#afc richmond#ted lasso#ted lasso cast#afc himbos#incorrect quote#incorrect ted lasso#isaac mcadoo#jamie tartt#colin hughes#sam obisanya#phil dunster#toheeb jimoh#billy harris#kola bokinni
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Bro I wanna redownload mechat?? Look how hot they are?
Bonus: I want him but he’s not an option 😭😭😭
Also whomst the fuck is this Willy Wonka lookin ass bitch
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(Miranda walking into the meeting room and instantly scrunched her face up at the horrific stench in the air):what in the everloving hell is that smell
Alcina:karl pass the damn thing already you've been letting it burn out
Karl: shut yo free willy built ass up alcina I pass when I wanna pass
Sonya: that is not how it works steampunk willy wonka
Donna: right the rule is puff puff pas stupid ass boy
Savannah: Donna I thought u was finna say something else
Alcina: *snatches blunt outta hand* give me that shit ugly ass-
Miranda: you all need to shut the hell up put the goddamn weed away and look for a vessel for eva
Savannah: shut yo emo tweety bird ass up
Donna...
Alcina...
Sonya...
Karl...
Miranda: girl how bout you get the hell out is that all you got four eyes
Savannah: you know what fuck that if you don't get yo WANNA BE GOD DECEPTICON UGLY ASS ON BOY YOU MOW THE LAWN BY EATING THE GRASS YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A COD MAP YO LOOK AT YO MASK YOU GOT THAT SHIT OFF ALIEXPPRESS STUPID ASS BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE A GHETTO DEMONIC SESEMEE STREET CHARACTER IF YOU DONT GET YO BIG BIRD FROM 63RD ELMO FROM THE O LOOKING ASS ON SOME WHERE IF YOU DONT GET YO IM LOOKING FOR A VESSLE FOR MY DAUGHTER HARRY NO POTTER BITCH IT NOT GONNA WORK WHY DO YOU BOTHER LOOKING ASS ON BITCH YOU LOOK EMO AS FUCK IF YOU DONT GET YO HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES LIKE OPEN DOORS LOOKING ASS ON ANGELINA JOLIE OFF WHISH LOOKING ASS ON YOU LOOK LIKE MUSCLE MAN OFF THE REGULAR SHOW MY MOMM STARLAAAAAAA MITCHHHHH LOOKING ASS LOOK AT YO HAND GONTLENTS THEM SHITS RUSTY AS FUCK JUST LIKE THAT HALO ON YO BACK THAT SHIT CHANGING COLORS GET YO GOOFY ASS ON
(Alcina donna sonya and karl laughing their asses off)
Savannah: you got anything else to say you cursed elden ring boss looking ass bitch
Miranda: nah I'm good
#alcina dimitrescu#re8 incorrect quotes#sonya blade#donna beneviento#mother miranda#re8 village#karl heisenberg
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Also on the same note this is now my colonel mustard
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dumb things my friends and I have said: 2023!
part two: april - june apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warning for foul and dirty language, and capslock-implied yelling :)
“Astral projecting your spirit into a cloud with your face on it isn't a good battle strategy.”
“His circulation is immaculate. Do you KNOW how fast his heart beats?”
“Wow. I did all of that for NINETY CENTS.”
“Live from a satellite orbiting his own ego...”
“If your personality can best be described as ‘cat’, you MAY be autistic.”
“I NEED TO FOCUS, YOU NASTY BITCH.”
“Actually, I’m just gonna aim a firecracker thru their window, that should get them to stop.”
“My brain decided to live la vida loca.”
“In a WalMart? Nah, same difference.”
“It’s a little treat for me, for being a good boy while I’m home alone.”
“I’m going to Willy Wonka this child.”
“If I die soon, just know I got air-striked.”
“I just wanna feel like a bad bitch again...”
“My auditory is so not processing that.”
“He eats the WHOLE fucking chin.”
“Who needs weed when my brain is fucking broken?”
“Your voice sounds like you need chapstick.”
“You ask a lot of questions, so I’m just staring.”
“He should shut his mouth before I Matrix it away from him.”
“Can’t I platonically give my bro a bath?”
“It makes me wish our walls were fat.”
“The thing about coffins is that you don’t have to experience being inside of one.”
“I have autism because I was a pothead in middle school.”
“You’re basically hot-boxing my cooch under there.”
“No sweetheart. Lola Bunny’s father Walter Bunny did not host Family Fued.”
“That shit gave me dinosaur arms.”
“He could’ve eaten her ass and she wouldn’t have noticed him there.”
“PUT ON PANTS, SIR. ...Well, I mean, okay. In public. Put on pants, in public.”
“DALE EARNHEART IS THE TAXI DRIVER?!”
“I need to say something mean to you and I don’t wanna say it.”
“How can he be homeless? He has a 3D printer.”
“I don’t think eating ass is kosher.”
“As it turns out, eating ass is indeed kosher. If anyone even cares.”
“I get it, okay? I get it. I do. But there are better ways to look like a drug addict.”
“I hope this isn’t a symptom of something I haven’t researched heavily.”
“TEKASHI SIXNINE MAKES GAY PORN?”
“Do I look submissive and beatable to you?”
“Dude, I swear to god, your mom. No, I’m serious. Listen to me. Your mother.”
“If you weren’t my friend, I would have picked you up and thrown you.”
“Hang on.” (takes out phone to send a text) “Yeah, they said those aren’t valid pronouns.”
“Who would pass up an opportunity to eat shit?”
“I like my men PATHETIC.”
“Can you tell I’m terminally online?”
“Binge watching this show would fix me. ...That’s a lie, it would destroy me.”
“Turn me into a mouse I’m begging you.”
“Crash Bandicoot lookin’ ass.”
“I’m not a stuffy! I move and I eat fruit snacks!”
“You’re delusional and deserve to be put down like a dog.”
“Imagine having a name. Couldn’t be me.”
“Have you ever heard of boogercore?”
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guys i got a new phone rararaarr
#hellpark gregory#hellpark#silly#gay panic#bitch ass motherfucker#idk man#idk what else to tag#random#silly billy willy wonka#kms <3#iejsowjdowjdi
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i like that willy wonka actually thinks his bitch ass has a case with that fucking contract, not to mention he had the minor sign it instead of the guardian
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And now, some more totally legit ZoP lore for the day;
-Skittles are still a thing but they're colored with lead paint.
-Everything in Pythonel's world history is the same as ours, except that Ronald Reagan had a third term as President.
-Wendigoon is Jesus.
-Jeagar's first act as holder was having every recorder (the instrument) in existence gathered up and burnt.
-But Ferris' bitch ass still managed to get a hold of one solely to annoy him.
-The Unknown is a real character in ZoP's Willy Wonka story.
-There was a Hollywood Undead, but the holders had them murdered for "copyright infringement".
-Aldin had killed the most people out of the entire main cast, all of said deaths being caused by vehicular manslaughter.
-Why does this man still have a license? He keeps accidently running over the DMV employees that come to confiscate it.
#zop#zombies of pythonel#totally legit lore#btw for legal reasoms yhis is a joke#hu if you see this please dont sue me
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