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I think this is my favourite spell I’ve ever written. I’m not sorry.

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Japan qualifies for the 2026 Winter Olympics!

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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seems like a reasonable price

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don't think that i wanna know

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hear me out wheel except its really more of an all inclusive cartoon girlfriend catalogue im just subjecting you all to

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WHO was this diva in the player poll lmao

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spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

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The Randomizer

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October, by Louise Glück

or: an ode to the Seattle Mariners, the very first team I ever loved.

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YOU'VE JUST BEEN ISEKAI'D!

You know how it is. You were hit by a truck or fell from a great height, and now you're trapped in a fantasy land! Quick, spin this wheel to find out what you've reincarnated as!

Remember to show this to all your friends :)

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a bunting/tanger hug

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why