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《 琅琊榜 》Nirvana in Fire (2015)

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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They’re playing Uno

Inspiration:

Czytaj dalej

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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

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Adam Kadlac, The Ethics of Sports Fandom (2021)

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emotional support dog (dog you have to emotionally support)

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first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go

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Orville Peck's cover of Pick Pony Club by Chappell Roan [x]

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A cat looks at a Menorah

“A cat looks at a candle Menorah. All the candles are lit and are mostly burned down.” - via Wikimedia Commons

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Having trouble waking up to your alarm clock? Upgrade to the boisterous braying of the African penguin.

Their raucous racket is guaranteed to wake you from even the deepest sleep. (Also highly effective as car alarms, air horns, and breaking awkward silences.) 📣🐧

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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happy new year here’s to fagging it up with the mutuals every day of 2025

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i’d be lion if i said i didn’t have trouble thinking of one last punny cat-ption for tonight, but i’d eight to let you down. i’m pawsitive you’ll roar at this one! and if you don’t like it, don’t lose your claw-m and throw a hissy fit—i never mane-t for these jokes to be tail-ken seriously! so here growls:

during chanu-cat, some lions focus more on the story of one day’s a-meow-nt of oil lasting fur eight whole days. other lions focus more on the victory of judah mac-cub-bee and the has-meow-neans over a larger invading fur-ce. but all lions can agree: a great meow-racle happened there!

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snoopy of the day