#willvs

[notwillingtobefound]

Uncle Nico gave me a jumper😁

[calliemori234]

callie callie callie! ive never talked to you before but i just wanted to say youre so lovely <3 and are you okay?

thank you💙love you!!!!💙 im finejust 💦💦overheating🌋lil🌋

[javen-tiger]

why is number 19 tram stopped from 11pm to 12:19am?????? what???

[neine]

WILLV I EVER FUVKING FINISH ABYTHUBNF

[notwillingtobefound]

thats a real mood, pa its sunday. …i think?

*comes out of workshop covered in grease and sweat after two days of not talking to anyone, unsure of what day it is*

[notwillingtobefound]

Yo

im William Valdez but call me Will

Other people (yall know who u r😒) call me Willy or Willy Wonka

im trans/boyflux so my pronouns change from he/him to xe/xem

my dads are Leo (papa or pa) and Jason Valdez (dad) (formerly Jason Grace), i was given to them by the god apollo

my weapon is a celestial bronze scythe with an 18 inch blade that blazes greek fire on command (made by my papa)

i like Marvel, DC, Marauders, music, drama and art

my hobbies are singing, playing guitar (acoustic and electric), playing piano, drawing, embroidery, crafting, listening to music (nirvana, the smiths, MCR, Conan Gray and some other stuff), writing (mostly poetry and lyrics but some other things), acting and a little basketball

My powers are pyrokinesis, aerokinesis and ygeiakinesis (healing shit) also i can make stuff✨✨

my fatal flaw is overthinking, i cant handle decisions easily and am afraid of the consequences of my actions

My friends and family are

@iggy-mini-miny-moe LOL IGGO

@leo-repairguy-valdez my papa

@violentcinnamonroll aunt Clarisse and aunt Silenas one

@daffy-not-a-duck uncle nico and uncle wills one

@chasing-that-jackson uncle AquaMans one (MUSIC TASTE IS FIRE)

@doctor-sunshine-andcarebears UNCLE WILL (i didnt steal ur name)

@not-a-panda super chill (child of my idol prankster)

balls

(ROLEPLAY ACC)

[flyingangel7]

Put my hands on your waist ✨

[notwillingtobefound]

Frank: Do you love me? Leo: We’re literally married. Frank: Yeah, but as friends or—

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Frank: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Leo: Marry me.

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Frank: Fight me! Leo: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring Leo: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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I FOUND THIS RANDOM INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR, AND BC THERE’S VERY LITTLE VALZHANG CONTENT OUT THERE, I DID ALL VALZHANG ONES (+ ONE VALGRACE)

Frank: Leo is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

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Frank: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.

Leo: Punt like football.

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Frank: Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.

Leo: What? “To my knowledge”? Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?

Frank: Thank you for your confirmation.

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Frank: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Leo: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Frank: Th-that's not how that works-

(Baby boy… the way Leo sometimes hides it when he giggles or gets exited over machines because of trauma…)

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Frank: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Leo: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?

Frank: Oklahoma City, bitch!

(Accurate except Frank canonically doesn’t swear)

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Leo: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

(Honestly same, sister. Mood af)

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Frank, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

(Also mood af)

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Frank: Leo and I are no longer friends.

Leo: FRANK THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Frank: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Leo: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Frank: Stop.

(Frank refused to turn into a Jellyfish after that)

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(THIS WAS ORIGINALLY FRANK BUT I JUST HAD TO CHANGE IT TO JASON)

Jason: *seductively takes off glasses*

Jason: Wow...

Leo: *blushes* Haha... what?

Jason: You're really fucking blurry.

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Leo: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Frank: WHY?!

Leo: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

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Frank: So you like cats?

Leo: Yeah.

Frank: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Leo: I think I'm falling for you.

Frank: Then get up.

[perfectmotion]

It's weird when you go back to some information and it all has clarity now. In my linktree check out the ant hill and read this book Raising Humans that was given to me. What are your thoughts on Spirituality? These were just some tidbits that I know many jave questions on so i screen shot it. Much love. #williamkhumphrey #willvs #thathumanwill #thankful #advice #itdoesntmatter #mindset #happiness #choice #mindfulness #conscious #Consciousness #mental #spirituality #spiritual #diaryofablackchrist #advice #love #blessed #focus #intent #dothework #mentalhealth #mind #selflove #truth #willvsthathumanwill #selfcare #selfwork #abundance  #prosperity https://www.instagram.com/p/CUZqUzHrbiC/?utm_medium=tumblr

[notwillingtobefound]

he wasnt happy, he talked about it in the lactose intolerant group chat i made

wore this shirt when we were visiting uncle Frank and auntie Hazel

i think uncle Frank wasnt very happy

[notwillingtobefound]

guess what? Im alive and kinda drunk but alive @iggy-mini-miny-moe @leo-repairguy-valdez

[duskholland]

Have u seen bridgerton because I will die within 36 hours if I can't read a fic about Tom telling me he burns for me

yes :D i wrote my richkid!tom fic right off the back of finishing it :’)) pls don't die <3

[night-zaveri]

Send me an ask n I'll assign u a pokemon + a legendary pls?

[doc-killjoy]

Wow. Okay, buddy. I get that the world is hard, but I’m not stupid or a snowflake for wanting future generations to live while you’re being selfish. The planet is dying, atmosphere is being destroyed, life on Earth is crumbling and the younger generations are scrambling to save it while fucking morons like you sit back and bully people on apps like Tumblr. That’s right, I’ve seen the bigoted, racist, misogynistic bullshit you make. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. You can go live in your polluted little bubble of bullshit and be as uneducated and CARELESS as I am ‘stupid’. Good luck.

It’ so fucking stupid that we’ve all just made it here and we’re forced to know and understand all the shit the older generations have fucked up for us. And we’re just expected to take it, know that theres no way we’ll be able to function after all they've done, form our own opinions like the ‘wrong’ ones wont get us killed

But we’re the weird ones. We’re the ones with all the queers and the mentals and the dumbasses and the fuck ups

Like they didn't fuck that up for us

We don't have a fucking chance to figure out who we are before they're onto us, trying to shape us into tomorrow’s doctors, lawyers, presidents BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY CANT- they mistreat us and undervalue us like we aren't supposed to care for them in thirty years.

the worst think is that they think they're doing us a FAVOUR!

as if being here, in this broken world where most kids have divorced parents or aren't financially stable enough to afford something like education WHICH SHOULD BE PROVIDED BY THE GOVERNMENT is a blessing. I understand our ancestors fought for our freedom but now it’s happening again and everyone is too busy blaming us.

kids are dying, the suicide rate is climbing and all the while, you’re acting like we’re all equal as kids kill themselves after being bullied for being gay or black or in a wheelchair or kids are getting shot when you force them to go to school knowing that because you haven’t made gun laws, they’re dying. All of them.

you've fucked over the earth, you've fucked over the government, you've fucked over the economy, you’ve fucked over multiple countries, you’ve fucked over lives but by all means. Go ahead and blame it on us. Thats pretty much what you brought us into this world to do.