#willow's knight

[howlingday]

Willow: So... Is this your first time~?

Jaune: No, I've fixed sinks a couple of times.

Willow: Are you thirsty? If you'd like, I can make you something that'll... "quench" you~.

Jaune: Thanks, but I'm good. I should have this clog fixed in no time.

Willow: Well, when you're done, I have some more... piping for you to clean out~.

Jaune: Well, I'm only really experienced with kitchen sinks, but I can take a shot at the bathroom sink if you want.

Willow: Mm, watching you work is making me so hot and sweaty. I just might have to go for a swim in my pool to cool off. In my brand new micro-kini~.

Jaune: I'm almost done here. I'll let you know when I'm finished.

Willow: Oh, I just realized! I have no way to pay you! But I'm sure we can find... other ways to "reward" you~.

Jaune: You don't have to do anything, Mrs. Schnee. I'm just doing this because I wanted to help out.

Jaune: And done! The sink should be unclog-

Willow: COME HERE~!

Jaune: EEK!

Jaune: ...Oh! NOW I get it~!

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Winter: Weiss, is it me or has your friend Arc... changed since returning?

Weiss: Oh? Oh.. yes, you se-

Winter: He's so much more... mature...

Willow: And handsome...

Whitley: And sexy.

Schnee women: ......

Whitley: D-did I say that out loud?

[notmaplemable]

Weiss: Why the hell are you dating my mother!?

Jaune: Well, she's a wonderful woman with grace, poise, and massive ti-

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: Penny! Thanks the Gods!

Penny: You seem out of Breath, and in a state of heightened arousal What has happened?

Jaune: Weiss and her Family have lost it!

Penny: How so?

~~~~~

Jaune: Hey, Weissssssss ...

Jaune: Hey, What, uh, What are you Wearing?

Weiss: *Dressed as 2B, minus the skirt* It is my prerogative to help Humanity in anyway I can.

Weiss: *Pressing herself against Jaune* Is there anything I may assist you with?

Jaune: Humina Humina Humina-

Weiss: Its Certainly Feels there may be something~

Jaune: *Pauses, Sprints out of Room fighting his arousal*

~~~~~

Jaune: Winter? Wint-

Winter: *Dressed as A2, Holding a sword just under his Chin* Hm. If she was too Forward it would seem. Though, I know That I will succeed where she failed-

Jaune: *Splashes water on her, Sprints away again fighting more arousal*

~~~~~

Jaune: Ms. Schnee! Weiss and Winter have gone nuts!

Willow: I'm in My bathroom Right now, just sit on my bed and I'll be out in a moment!

Jaune: O-Okay. The thing is, They're dressed up as characters from a video game- And it's all really Skimpy! I don't know why they're acting like this-

Willow: *Steps out dressed as the Commander* I know my hair doesn't match The one their having me dress as, but I hope it's not too far off~

Jaune: *Leaps up, runs off once more*

Willow: Oh I so do Love The hunt!

~~~~~

Jaune: *Hides in Whitley's closet*

Jaune: Breathe, breathe, You'll be fine.

Whitley: I'd say you already are fine~

Jaune: AH!

Whitley: *Dressed as 9S* I'd Rather be the one screaming. C'mon It'll be fun! It's not like this is Prohibited~

Jaune: *Hard-On Tearing his pants, Sprints to door*

Door: *Is Locked*

Whitley: I'm not as foolish as my family-

Jaune: *Jumps out Window*

Whitley: ... Shit.

~~~~~

Jaune: And that's why I'm here!

Penny: That does seem like a Very Distressing scenario. Follow me, I will take you somewhere where your Stress may be believed. *Penny begins walking*

Jaune: *Following* Where are we Going?

Penny: To my Dormitory. We may help there.

Jaune: *Entering The Dormitory* "We"

Ciel: *Dressed as 2P, Bent over a bed* We.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: *Taking Pants Off* Fine, But Penny goes first for Tricking Me.

Penny: That is an Acceptable Outcome! I will inform Specialist Winter so she may bring her family!

[rwac96]

If Pyrrha has lots of money, then Willow is loaded. She can pay for sex for three straight days, and she can still have a lot more to waste. Maybe she wants to be bred.

"I do," Willow Schnee wailed as she was taken by the blonde gigolo, doggystyle. "I really--Oooh!! I really doooo~!!!"

"Fuck!" Jaune gasps as he pistoned his pelvis against her doughy buttocks, his hands holding her waist firmly. "You're insaitable~!!"

"It happens when you're in a loveless marriage," The Schnee Matriarch replies, happily squealing.

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Continued from here

Willow: I am so very sorry for my children's actions, it seems wildly out of character for them do have done those things.

Jaune: Thank you Ms. Schnee. Do you know why Winter, Weiss and Whitley would be acting like that?

Willow: Oh, please call me Willow dear, and as for why my children have attempted to seduce you, I fear their father - not to speak ill of the dead - was a rather Terrible man. He was abusive and selfish, marrying me only for my money.

Willow: Perhaps you have shown them affection in a capacity they hadn't felt in a long time, if ever. If you speak to them and clearly define the boundaries and intentions, I'm certain they'll come to their senses.

Jaune: That!

Jaune: ... That I haven't tried yet. Thank you.

Willow: Oh, it's no problem, not a problem at all~ If I may provide a consolation for you, please follow me. (Willow Stands up)

Jaune: (Following) Where are we going?

Willow: Well, it's the only place I would feel comfortable giving you the reparations for my Children's misconduct. (Enters Room)

Jaune: (Enters behind her) ... Is this your Bedroom?

Willow: (Closing the Doors) Ara Ara~

[howlingday]

Whitley: (Just finished a rant, Panting)

Willow: ...I'm leaving. (Stands)

Jaune: (Smashes fist on table) HEY! Your son just spilled his guts out to you, so be a good mom and help him sort 'em out and put 'em back in! I dunno how you Schnees treat your kids, but in MY home, all kids have all of their thoughts heard, no matter how insignificant they may think they are! Even if I should be more worried about this spectre of my dead partner is making my backbone tingle...

Pyrrha: (Whispers) You should get this checked...

Willow: (Sits, Sighs) ...Whitley, you are an obnoxious, selfish, narcissistic, possibly an alcoholic, and your own worst enemy.

Whitley: Thank you, Mother. I appreciate you applying possibly to alcoholic.

Willow: But Mr. Arc is right. You are my son, and I should support you now more than I ever could have before. It's why I agreed to hear your business proposal. It's why I'll be there for all of my children. Now, I don't exactly know what a... barrista training academy is, but I will try.

Whitley: (Smiles)

Willow: I will meet you in the presentation room, where you'll tell me everything I've missed since you went off on your own.

Willow: But before that... Jaune Arc... You are among the most assertive, loving, sensitive beast of a man I've ever met and I've never been more aroused than I am right now! And you are wearing too many clothes for me to explain further, so I want you to take a hot shower, put on a late 90s R&B album and meet me in your room in 4 and a half minutes. Also... The brooch and collar stay on~.

Willow: (Stands) Boys... (Leaves)

Whitley: Mr. A- Excuse me. Jaune, that was the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me.

Jaune: Whitley, Willow is an intimidating Ursa of a woman who terrifies me, but that doesn't mean I won't stand up to take the heat for you. As far as I'm concerned, we're family. Now, with that being said... (Stands, Walks to Whitley) I'M GONNA GO FUCK YOUR MOM. (Leaves)

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Weiss: Arc! You put my mother in a wheelchair?!

Jaune: Damn right, blew her back out twice

[churchofpossum]

A meme redraw I did bcs it had such Douglas energy.

[rwac96]

Ask

Original Gigolo

Willow!? How did Pyrrha get her to ride Jaune? Did she tell her what he was, or did she keep that a secret until they entered his place?

Willow: *sweaty, panting* "Well, Weiss is Pyrrha's friend, and she told me immediately about this young stallion's profession."

Jaune: *sweaty as well, exhausted* "Yeah...and it's public knowledge that her marriage with Jacques is shit."

[brokentrafficknight]

[howlingday]

Whitley: Hey, Jaune, can I ask you something?

Jaune: Yeah, what's up, Whitley?

Whitley: Why are you... trying so hard to be my friend?

Jaune: Well... because you seem cool! I mean, who wouldn't want to be your friend?

Salem: (In Jaune's head) I thought it was because you heard his mom was a MILF?.

Jaune: NOPE! Nothing to do with your mom! Just wanted to be bros!

Whitley: Oh! Well, thanks, Jaune. This may be a bit sad, but... You're my one and only friend.

Jaune: Uuuh... Yeeeah...

Salem: Oh, Brothers! Kill him before he gets attached!.

Willow: Whitley! There you are~!

Whitley: Mom?!

Salem: Oh, shit! She is a MILF!.

Willow: Who's your friend?

Jaune: The name's Jaune Arc! Me and Whitley are best friends! You must be his older sister.

Willow: Ufufu~! That's sweet of you, but I'm actually his mother~.

Jaune: No! You don't look a day older than... me~!

Willow: Hmhmhm~! Your friend is funny, Whitley.

Jaune: (Thinking) Oh, I am so in~!.

Salem: SWITCH WITH ME NOW!.

Jaune: (Quietly) Not now, Salem! You're gonna fuck this up!

Willow: Well, I'm about to cook dinner. Whitley, why don't you bring your handsome friend along?

Jaune/Salem: OH, WE ARE SO IN~!.

[sagezword]

Lisa Lavender: ... And has you can see from the security footage, the last person to see the shooter, a Ruby Rose, she said he was flirting with her before the assassination...

Ruby Rose: I swear!! The guy was nice and everything! I didn't knew what he planned to do!! But he was kinda sexy~

Lisa Lavender: And in other news, the Schnee Family, has declared that they will pay a bountiful reward for those who can bring the assailant to them alive... They don't declared their reasons.

*In a certain white mansion*

Weiss: Mother, why put a reward for this murderer!?

Willow: Weiss, with the Jacques dead, the morality of the company have increased, people are happy for once in Mantle... And I'm kind turned on~

Weiss: ... Fine! But when they bring him, make sure to call me and my partner! We need to make sure he isn't a creep!

VPD release suspect picture to the SDC CEO Shooting

[howi99]

Ashen Knight bonus

Willow: *looking at the handsome man with what could only be described as "the thirst"* Oh my~ When i saw your curriculum vitae, i was expecting someone more... Intimidating.

RK: *Chuckle to himself* The apple didn't fall far from the tree i see. *Clear his throat* As you probably saw on the resume, my name is Jaune Amaryllis. *Bow* Your personal servant for the foreseeable future.

Willow: *mumbling to herself* Oh i'd like you to serve me alright. *Smiling* it is a pleasure to meet you. I've heard quite the praise from my eldest daughter and Klein.

RK: *laughing* They were probably exaggerated, my lady. I am but only a huntsman past his prime.

Willow: *chuckle* And you are modest. My, if i wasn't married i probably would be falling for you.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the door

Cinder: *listening to what they are saying* ... *Looking up at Winter* 50 Lien they'll date eachother in less than a month.

Winter: *also listening, looking down at Cinder* 3 months.

Weiss: *shaking her head* The rusted Knight would never steal a maiden away.

Whitley: *far too young to understand anything about relationship* ... What?

Cinder: *looking at Whitley* You might have a new dad soon, and me as a sister.

Whitley: Oh!... Can it be now? I hate dad!

Winter: *sigh* So do we little buddy, so do we.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Willow: I ate one of the brownies I found in your room.

Weiss: You ate one of Jaune's brownies? Like a whole one by yourself?

Willow: Yes. Why?

Weiss: Goodbye.

*thirty minutes later*

Willow: Weiss. Help. I can't move.

[oliveoomph]

Happy One Year of Willow