#william t. spears fanfiction

[adishovskiy]

Alternative?? Modern?? AU designs

Oh wait, hell yes, I can draw anything I want!

OH WAIT, hell no, I can draw anything I want-

Feel free to do whatever you want with these, I would LOVE to see them inspire someone to make something cool...

Here's a silly scenario doodle I made for this AU:

[alexisyoko]

This is a Grelliam fanfiction, but it's mostly focused on William's inner thoughts. I hope you'll like it!

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Grelliam fans, come get your share

A shipwreck, a bruised pride, and several injuries; Grell's day could not get any worse yet somehow William manages to do just that by doing something she despises: talking about their complicated feelings.

[caramel-whiskeys-writing]

William T. Spears ~ First Kiss

Black Butler Masterlist

It had been a long week for you as you had a few issues with some of your reapers, but that wasn't the worst of it. You knew that Will was going to come by and argue with you about your job and what you should've done. You sigh and roll your eyes at the thought. You were already tired and just wanted to go home without any more problems. You quickly packed up your stuff once you were done with work and made your way for the door.

You got to the door, and before you could even turn the handle to open it, someone else pulled in open. Not to your surprise, it was Will. Trying not to look annoyed, but more shocked, you kind of both just stood there until he greeted you and walked inside your office.

"If you don't mind Will, I was planning on heading out." He turned to face you and said in response,

"Not before we talk about this week." You were now really trying hard not to sigh and get him pissed off. You placed your bag back down beside your desk and sat back down in your chair, rubbing your face. You saw Will's face fall a bit. Maybe it was because you looked like shit or maybe he was having second thoughts of starting an argument. You know it was the first one when he started going off about why those reapers messed up in the first place. You let him talk it out for a good five minutes before he said something that really got under your skin.

"It makes sense that they don't know what they did wrong. They were never told plainly to do so. It makes sense why since you're not even paying attention to me right now, and you're their teacher." You stared him in the eyes and were ready to get into a heated argument with this man who always thought that he was hot shit. You cross your legs and arms, ready to bite his head off.

"William, do you really think that this is appropriate? to come in here and scold another reaper who works in the same department as you while you work with Grell, who is nothing but problems. At least my reaper's can learn and change. At least I don't talk shit in your face at the end of the day instead of finishing work." You were starting to get decently angry with him now as he acting like you are not good at your job, but you're his co-worker.

"You know, I have never seen you pull this crap with any other reaper. It seems like I'm just the only person who doesn't know how to do their job. And it's strange because you helped train me, so maybe it's your fault." Your voice was now very loud, and you knew that you couldn't stop going now. You kept cutting into him for another two minutes before he stood up, which made you stand up as you thought that he was walking away from this. He walked closer to you as you kept yelling at him, knowing that at this point, someone was probably listening.

He stared at you dead eyed for a bit before he reached out and grabbed the collar of your jacket. He pulled you aggressively into him and slammed his lips onto yours. Your eyes widened at what was happening. You still felt angry, but you were more confused than anything else. After a bit, you felt yourself ease into the kiss right before he pulled away. You stared at each other, trying to figure out what had just happened and if it should've happened. The answer is obviously no it shouldn't have, but it did. You both kind of just stood there, not talking, Will was rubbing the back of his neck, and you were holding your arms together. He finally decided to say something to you after a bit.

"I... umm... I don't know what made me do that." You glance at him, but he wasn't looking at you as he continued.

"I understand if you get even more angry with me after that. And I um..." he stopped for a few seconds before you spoke up.

"While I'm not happy with you right now, I think I can forgive you after that." You face him as he brings his eyes back to you. He knew that what he had done, both the kiss and the argument was very unprofessional of him, but something about the way you looked at him after the kiss told him that he might not get scolded for it.

[iliss4]

"What is a price for the cold reaper's heart? Just a littlest of things…"

basically this au: I hc that the realm of death is a neutral territory thus can be treated as a buffer point for demons who want to ascend/angels who were deprived of their wings but did not fell. and for those cases there's a separate department + I like to think that there're born reapers whose ancestors were in fact subspecies of demons but this is another can of worms Victor - young demon who is working in a reaper organisation due to personal reasons

[hoomandoescosplay]

Long Lost Sister

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

[thefictioness]

Oh boy, it's that spooky time again!

So this year I'll be attempting a Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji) themed Fictober using this year's official Inktober prompts. I can't promise that I'll be consistent enough, but I'll try my best! At the end of the month, I'll make a shotcut post with links to all the stories and I'll upload them in a bundle to my Ao3 account.

I hope you enjoy reading!

Love from the Fictioness

[thependragonarchives]

The Archives Continue

Filing reports, staring at ceilings..

[deargrelle]

never eat out-of-date salmon - a grelliam fic

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

The sound of violent high-pitched retching dragged William out of his -extremely nice- nap. It took him 11 seconds to adjust to the light, and another 5 to realise what exactly what was going on. Judging by the empty spot beside him and the noises erupting from the bathroom, it was Grell.

He grumbled in annoyance, sparing a quick glance to his bedside clock before haphazardly throwing his duvet off and stumbling out of bed. Honestly, it felt like he could never catch a break - even in the comfort of his own home.

Sighing deeply, William put on his glasses and dragged himself to the door of the bathroom that was conveniently placed directly near the bed. He knocked twice.

"Grell, is everything alright?" He asked, only loud enough for the woman to hear, not wanting to wake up the neighbours, which was almost pointless- there was no way in hell that the noises she was making didn't already achieve that.

"Y-yes darling, im just fine!" She called.

Grell tried to sound as convincing as possible, but it was obvious that it wasn't working. Her voice sounded nasally and scratchy, not to mention the wet coughs that followed.

"Grell- dear, you are obviously not 'fine', I can hear it. I'm coming in." He grunted.

"N-no- please, you mustn't see m-me like this Will-"

William huffed before opening the bathroom door. His nose scrunched, grimacing at the vile stench of vomit hitting him straight in the face.

"Just as i suspected..." He sighed.

Grell was slumped helplessly against the porcelain sink, her arm wrapped tightly around her abdomen. She was a deathly shade of pale, shaking and sweating, her red hair sticking tightly to her face- truly a mess.

William furrowed his eyebrows in concern- which was something he only ever did for Grell, never to other people, although he had been practicing.

"F-food poisoning-" She spluttered before leaning back into the toilet bowl, continuing to painfully heave up more chunky, slimy substances as tears pricked the corners of her eyes.

William rubbed circles on her shaking back as he watched the scene unfold.

"Its alright..." He muttered.

The redhead very rarely got ill, especially from something as avoidable as food poisoning.. As a whole, reapers were extremely strong, illness and pain rarely occuring to them, however, there was the odd occasion that they fell into the clutch of a small cold or minor stomach flu. Even then, it never kept them down for more than a day.

The toilet flushing caught his attention back.

"You alright, love?"

Grell only feebly nodded, wiping her lips with the end of her pijama sleeve.

"Bed- exauhsted." She whispered, stumbling out of the bathroom and straight into the bed.

William followed soon after, closing the bathroom door behind him. He made his way to the shivering reaper, who had tucked herself into the soft bedding already. She truly did look exauhsted, the poor woman. The taller man lay beside her, not bothering to take the blanket from his lover, she needed it nore than him. He ran a finger gently up and down her pale cheek- something that he knew helped her sleep.

"Rest well, my dear. I'll be right here when you wake." He soothed.

Even though she said nothing, William knew she appreciated it.

And sure enough, William was right there by her side in the morning.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

I haven't proof read this 😓 But I love Grelliam so much that I just had to write about them! ★ -Ophelia

[pigeonfisch]

Silly little reaper fic, I need to write something lighthearted after my little break >:)

[adishovskiy]

Future AU weekend in Germany PT1

Maybe PT1 maybe not... I have quite a few "future" concepts...

[alexisyoko]

Please check my new Grelliam fanfiction on DeviantArt! Please visit me on YouTube, Instagram and Pinterest!

[tirnelsutcliff]

Ya'll may or may not know, but I did a sequel to @shinigami-mistress 's story From The Scarlet Typewriter and that she has been working on turning her story into what I use to call "graphic fanfiction", (something I had dabbled in years ago when I did lotr content).

Last night, she asked if would be interested in turning my sequel into one as well, and after some thought, reading over the story, and some musing on how I'd do certain scenes, I've agreed to give it ago, though my mine may be some time in coming out. I did however have some time this morning and have sketched up a few panels.

So here's the sneak peak at that.

Edit : I will likely somewhat be reverting to my old style from that time and some panels may end up looking cartoony.

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All The Good Things I've Missed - a connected Grelliam oneshots

A series of connected Grelliam one shots from William's perspective. The Good parts.

Chapter 1 - 2 / ? (Will update as soon as I GRADUATE FROM HIGHSCHOOL WISH ME LUCK)

[caramel-whiskeys-writing]

Black Butler Preference ~ When You're Sick

Black Butler Masterlist

Sebastian

Since Sebastian is serving a human master, you know he knows everything about sick humans and just what to do about every little sickness that exists. He'll be kind to you and most likely not tease you. He'll still follow Ciel's orders, but he'll get things done faster if he knows that you'll help with something or may need some extra tea in your cup. Also if you're closer he may listen to your requests and let you rest your head on his chest while you struggle to sleep.

Ciel

You best bet that Ciel will do literally everything he can to bring you back into good health if you're sick. There are two reasons for this. 1. He really doesn't need himself or the servants to get sick as they are all busy almost all the time and it would be quite annoying and an inconvenience. 2. He hates seeing you sick and trying to deny it. He'll have Sebastian bring you a cup of lighter teas such as lemon and ginger, florals, or mint every three hours to help you with either a sore throat, headache, or a cold. He makes sure that all your bed sheets and clothes are being washed very often and while you are sick, he does spend some extra time with you to keep your spirits up.

Grell

Grell is unlikely to make you tea or food while you're sick, but she'll do her best to make you feel happy and get your mind off of your health. She's likely bought some flowers and calmed herself down around you, but she'll always ask over and over again if there is anything she can do for you in this state. While Grell doesn't like to work much if you're a reaper or a working human she'll do her best to help you at your job or just do it all for you.

Claude

This demon doesn't really care too much about a human's health, but if you're decently close with him or if Alois orders it, he'll spend a good amount of time getting things ready for you and bringing you things to make you feel better. You may find yourself in a bath that he secretly prepared just for you with a nice cup of coffee on the side.

William

Will doesn't do too much to help you while you're sick, but even his little gestures make you feel so much better. He'll likely spend some time with you working as he can't just stop his work for a little cold or a sore throat. William will on occasion make you some nice warm or cooler food depending on what kind of sickness you have. He'll act as though he's not doing anything out of love or care, but really, he does hope you feel better and does little things to get you closer to becoming better.

Requests?

[basementcereal]

DEAD END JOB, EP 1

“One Hell Of A Romance”

When Grelle falls in love with infamous devil Lucifer, William and Ronald team up to find her a less demonic boyfriend.

( 20 minute made-for-totally-real-tv script ahead. Click “Keep Reading” with caution. Rated TV-14 by Your Local Network. Beta read by @spike-the-creature @littleredphantom and @nullb1rdbones. Copywrong 1988 Tumblr User Basementcereal, Inc. )

INT. BOARD ROOM - DAY

Disney channel style jingle. Shot of the top floor of a building so tall it is in the clouds. There’s a giant neon sign at the top that says “Reaper HQ” in red lettering.

WILLIAM

We are here to discuss a certain woman in the workplace.

WILLIAM 

Grelle has been single for going on 5 years right now, and that is starting to become a workplace hazard.

RONALD

Tell me about it.

Cut to RONALD with his hand stuck in the vending machine.

RONALD

AGH! I can’t- OWWW! Get it out!

GRELLE

At least something wants to hold your hand…

RONALD

grelle my arm

GRELLE

SHE CARES ABOUT YOU! IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR ME…

RONALD

GRELLE MY ARM

Cut back to the office.

RONALD

I always hated that vending machine.

SASCHA

Oh, Grelle has been a menace ever since I got transferred here.

Cut to SASCHA in the halls trying to find the retrieval break room.

SASCHA 

Hey, uh, do you know where the retrieval division’s break room is?

GRELLE 

You know, I’D like a break from being single, but NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE ME!

Awkward pause.

SASCHA

Have you tried magazine ads?

GRELLE

OF COURSE I HAVE! But APPARENTLY I’m just too beautiful for mortal men. 

Cut back to the office.

SASCHA

Ja. She has been causing problems.

WILLIAM 

Well, we clearly have to do something about this, otherwise it is going to become a much worse problem than it already is.

Cut to WILLIAM’s imagination.

Grelle is chasing the other reapers around with her chainsaw. Everyone is running in terror. The building is on fire. Some guy is collapsed on the floor. Interns are jumping out the windows.

GRELLE

FINALLY, MY FLAME! WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER! EEEAAAAHHH!

She does a little twirl as the entire building begins to collapse with her in it.

Cut back to the office.

WILLIAM shudders.

WILLIAM

We need to get that woman a boyfriend, and fast.

RONALD

Well, what do we DO?

WILLIAM

We are going to try and find the most beautiful reapers in our whole department to show her all her options.

(heel noises)

WILLIAM

Oh god. Everyone act natural.

GRELLE bursts into the room. 

GRELLE

What are you doing, having a meeting without me? What are you saying about me? Are you gossiping? OOOH, I wanna hear it! 

Cut to a close up of WILLIAM’s face. Cut again to a close up of GRELLE’s face smiling excitedly. Cut to WILLIAM’s face again.

WILLIAM

Yes, actually.

GRELLE

Well, I’m sure you heard that I got a boyfriend! And HE’S SO HANDSOME!

GRELLE twirls again. WILLIAM looks relieved, and then tries to put on his best schoolgirl voice.

WILLIAM

Well, who is he? What’s his name?

GRELLE 

LUCIFER! But I just call him Lulu~

Uncomfortable silence. All the reapers kinda just awkwardly look at each other.

WILLIAM

You.

WILLIAM 

You do know who Lucifer is, right?

GRELLE

Why would I not? He’s kind, and loving, and SO HOT.

WILLIAM

Well, maybe he’s hot because he’s. From hell. Because you’re dating THE DEVIL.

GRELLE

YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!

WILLIAM 

Does he have horns, fangs, and a tail?

GRELLE looks VERY embarrassed.

WILLIAM

What did I tell you? Demon-reaper relationships are HIGHLY PROHIBITED. Not only are the demons our enemies, but they are also. Just really gross. Why would you date one.

GRELLE

AT LEAST SOMEONE LOVES ME!

WILLIAM

Okay. Look. If I can find you someone even more. Ahem. “Hot” than The Devil, then will you break up with him and date your perfect match?

GRELLE 

I mean, I suppose. But if you can’t, I’m going on another date with him tomorrow!

WILLIAM

I’d fire you all if I could. Anyways. Ronald, you’re going to go find the… “HOTTEST”… reaper in the building. I’m going to show Grelle… (sigh) pretty boy magazines.

GRELLE

OHH, this is the best day of my life!

INT. SKULLBY CONVENIENCE - DAY

Wide shot of Skullby Convenience at the bottom of the building. Disney channel jingle.

GRELLE

Oh, Skullby Convenience, how I love you. If only you would return my affections, like NO ONE EVER HAD! At least, not before him… My Lulu…

WILLIAM

Oh my god.

WILLIAM

So, where do you even find those stupid magazines?

GRELLE

Oh, can’t I just do a little bit of shopping? We’re already out and about.

WILLIAM

NO. We do not have time to waste. We’re getting you that magazine, and we’re getting it as fast as we can. Skullby Convenience is laid out to have you waste as much money as they can and put your salary back into the budget.

Awkward silence.

WILLIAM

WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?

GRELLE 

OOH! Look at the guy on the cover! He’s SO HANDSOME!

WILLIAM

It’s called “Maneater”? Sounds completely and utterly frivolous. It is perfect.

The magazine shows a picture of SEBASTIAN in bodyguard gear.

GRELLE

“Sebastian Michaelis, the hot bodyguard of famous child actor Ciel Phantomhive”? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love his hair! And his face! And his-

WILLIAM

Grelle, please stop, we are in a public place.

GRELLE

UGH, fine. You never let me have ANY fun.

WILLIAM

I am letting you buy low brow perverted magazines and letting you write it off as a business expense. Do you think that isn’t fun?

More awkward silence.

WILLIAM

Let’s just get in that stupid line.

The two begin to line up.

CASHIER

That’ll be 99.99.

LINE REAPER

Hold on, let me just get out my pennies. I swore to my great aunt in 1923 that I would always use exact change.

LINE REAPER begins to rummage through her purse aggressively.

WILLIAM

I hate people like that. You can just use a hundred dollar bill like a functioning member of society. 

GRELLE

Or you can just steal it!

WILLIAM

GRELLE.

GRELLE Borrow it without asking.

WILLIAM

UGH. I hope for all of our sakes that Ronald is doing better than we are…

EXT. INTERN BREAK ROOM - DAY

RONALD

Ok, you’re decent looking, but not good enough for this. Pass.

RONALD

Yikes. Never. Pass.

RONALD

Did someone drop an anvil on your head when you were born or something? PASS.

RONALD UGH, no one who works here is hot enough for Grelle to date instead of that stupid demon guy. What’s his face? Loafer? What kind of parent names their kid Loafer?  

RONALD

And more importantly, why do I have to do this instead of, oh I don’t know, my job?

INTERN

Uh, boss man?

RONALD Intern, hi. Know if any of your male colleagues are really hot?

INTERN

Ok, that’s a weird question. 

RONALD I know, I know. But can you just answer it? The higher ups are being weird again and I’m trying not to get demoted.

INTERN Well, I do know a guy in retrieval. Cool outfit and the best hair I’ve ever seen. It’s so long, you’d think he’d been growing it out since BEFORE it was cool. Heard he came out of retirement because we’re short on staff.

Short comedic pause.

RONALD

Yeah, that’ll do it.

EXT. MANAGEMENT BREAK ROOM - DAY

GRELLE

Sebastian! Ohh, such a pretty name! And he’s a bodyguard, too! That’s like, the fifth hottest profession! EEEEE!

GRELLE

But can I truly find him and make him mine? Not until that brat he’s working for starts filming his next movie, I suppose.

WILLIAM

And when do you think that’s going to happen?

GRELLE Well, I could try tracking his soul’s activity! Ooh, that’ll be fun!

WILLIAM Grelle, you do realize you aren’t supposed to check other reapers’ lists? Did you even READ the manual?

GRELLE stares silently at WILLIAM.

WILLIAM

Well, you can borrow mine for now.

WILLIAM pulls out a comically large book that has “Employee Handbook” printed on the front. It comes with a little bookmark with skulls all over it.

GRELLE YOU READ THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK?

WILLIAM

YOU DIDN’T???

GRELLE

I JUST KINDA GUESSED THE RULES!

WILLIAM

YOU GUESSED THE RULES???

GRELLE YOU DIDN’T???

SASCHA walks in.

SASCHA

Uh. Is this the bathroom?

WILLIAM and GRELLE both turn to SASCHA and say something that is comedically censored by a giant beep.

SASCHA

I guess not.

WILLIAM and GRELLE resume their arguing. The scene fades out.

EXT. REAPER HQ - DAY

RONALD stands outside a dumpster, looking around.

RONALD

Okay. So I’ve been on every floor. ALLLL 1000 of them. If this man isn’t here, I’m going to lose my mind.

UNDERTAKER pops out of a dumpster.

UNDERTAKER

DID SOMEBODY SAY LOSE THEIR MIND? UEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

RONALD stares into the camera, then turns over to UNDERTAKER. And then he begins to realize.

Cut to flashback.

INTERN Well, I do know a guy in retrieval. Cool outfit and the best hair I’ve ever seen. It’s so long, you’d think he’d been growing it out since BEFORE it was cool. Heard he came out of retirement because we’re short on staff.

Short comedic pause.

RONALD

Yeah, that’ll do it.

“That’ll do it” echoes while the scene transitions back to the dumpster.

UNDERTAKER

Whatcha starin into space for?

RONALD

I need your help. And fast.

INT. HQ ELEVATOR

RONALD

And now, all I have to do is press the but-

UNDERTAKER

ELEVATORS! Haven’t ever used one of these!

RONALD

OK, either you’ve been using the stairs this ENTIRE TIME, which, how? Or you don’t actually work here. And anyways, where are your glasses? I can get you some on floor-

Before RONALD can finish speaking, UNDERTAKER has already pressed every single elevator button. For every floor. All 1000 of them.

RONALD

It’s days like these where I wish I would get demoted to a Skullby Convenience employee.

INT. MANAGEMENT BREAK ROOM - DAY

GRELLE and WILLIAM are sitting on the couch, going over the manual.

GRELLE

How much more is there? My eyes are starting to glaze over…

WILLIAM

What do you mean? We’re only on page 7! There’s 4020 more!

GRELLE chuckles.

WILLIAM

What in god’s name is so funny about 4020?

GRELLE keeps laughing.

GRELLE

I’m sorry, I just-

GRELLE laughs so hard that she starts falling over onto the couch, hitting WILLIAM in the face with her heels.

WILLIAM

Remember the deal. You finish reading the manual, so you can finally have a shred of sense, and in return you get to go to Funtom Productions and stalk that stupid bodyguard.

GRELLE

YES, OBVIOUSLY I REMEMBER THE DEAL! YOU JUST MADE IT WITH ME! WHY DID YOU SAY IT AGAIN?

WILLIAM

You know what, I don’t know. Perhaps there is some narrative reason. Exposition, perhaps.

GRELLE

That’s ridiculous. Nobody would ever write a story about us.

WILLIAM

You’re right, you’re right.

WILLIAM

Now onto page 8 we go.

GRELLE

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

INT. HQ ELEVATOR

RONALD and UNDERTAKER are stuck in the elevator. 

RONALD

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PRESS EVERY BUTTON? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT FLOOR WE’RE STUCK ON!

UNDERTAKER

HEEHEE! I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE LAUGH A YOUR EXPENSE!

RONALD

Well, because of you, we’re BOTH stuck in this stupid thing.

UNDERTAKER

FINE. I’m SORRY for pressing all 1000 elevator buttons.

RONALD

No you’re not.

UNDERTAKER

EHEHE, you got me!

RONALD

Well, what now? Do we just wait until the repair reapers come?

UNDERTAKER

They have those?

RONALD

Yeah, a surprising amount of reapers just end up in maintenance. I can’t imagine having to be a janitor for all of eternity. I don’t LIKE field work, but at least I don’t have to clean all 1000 floors of this place.

UNDERTAKER looks at RONALD mischieviously.

RONALD

Speaking of 1000 floors, I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAD TO STOP ON 998 FLOORS BEFORE THE ELEVATOR BROKE DOWN! I COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT! JUST TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. COULDN’T HAVE BEEN THAT HARD! BUT NOOOOOO.

Comedic pause.

UNDERTAKER

99 bottles of souls on the wall, 99 bottles of souls,

RONALD

That’s not even how that works.

UNDERTAKER

Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of souls on the wall.

RONALD

(sigh) 98 bottles of souls on the wall, 98 bottles of souls, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of souls on the wall.

UNDERTAKER

97 bottles of souls on the wall, 97 bottles of souls, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of souls on the wall.

EXT. MANAGEMENT BREAK ROOM - SUNSET

MANY HOURS LATER

GRELLE

FINALLY! ALL 4020 PAGES! 

GRELLE twirls at the sight of freedom in front of her.

GRELLE

Now for your end of the deal, Will.

WILLIAM

(sigh) Fine. You can go find that stupid bodyguard. At least he isn’t a demon.

GRELLE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

GRELLE runs off very quickly and excitedly, despite wearing heels higher than a stoner.

WILLIAM

Finally, I can go home…

EXT. FUNTOM PRODUCTIONS - NIGHT

GRELLE crouches with binoculars in one of the bushes outside Funtom Productions. She smiles evilly. 

GRELLE (thinking)

Now to wait for him to go outside.

SEBASTIAN goes outside.

SEBASTIAN

I must say, I swear I heard something…

GRELLE freezes.

SEBASTIAN

Must have been nothing.

GRELLE sighs in relief.

SEBASTIAN

Oh. It’s back.

SEBASTIAN

You know, I could swear I heard someONE who isn’t supposed to be here.

GRELLE (THINKING)

Run.

GRELLE dashes out of the bush and climbs onto the fence. SEBASTIAN grabs GRELLE’s shoe in an attempt to stop her, but her shoe just falls off.

GRELLE (THINKING)

I just got those…

GRELLE makes it over the fence, tumbling over the other side. Her other shoe falls off in the process.

GRELLE

I really should have worn runners… Who am I kidding, I don’t even own runners. At least I won’t get my socks muddy.

It starts comically pouring rain.

GRELLE

OH FOR FU-

INT. WILLIAM’S OFFICE- NIGHT

GRELLE shows up in the office, covered in mud, frizzy hair, and no shoes with the biggest frown on her face.

WILLIAM

I’m assuming that went well.

GRELLE

YEAH. WENT GREAT. OH JOY.

WILLIAM

To be fair, you did try and sneak into a celebrity’s house to try and flirt with his bodyguard. I don’t know what you were expecting there.

GRELLE

YOU TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME INSTANTLY.

WILLIAM

I was being sarcastic.

 GRELLE

I- BEING SARCASTIC? YOU GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NO REASON! YOU MADE ME BELIEVE IN LOVE! SO I AM going on another date with LULU…

RONALD and UNDERTAKER come into the room.

RONALD

Grelle! I found you a boyfriend.

UNDERTAKER

Groovy.

GRELLE stares at UNDERTAKER in complete awe.

GRELLE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I LOVE HIS HAIR! AND HIS FACE! AND HIS-

WILLIAM

Grelle. We’re at work.

GRELLE

LUCIFER IS DUMPED. DONE. FOREVER. YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL!

UNDERTAKER

hee hee

GRELLE and UNDERTAKER act ridiculously around each other. WILLIAM and RONALD stare in fear.

RONALD

It’s like a match made in heaven.

WILLIAM

Or rather in hell.

RONALD

Purgatory?

WILLIAM

Purgatory.

INT. STAIRWELL - NIGHT

RONALD

I (huff) am not (huff) going in the elevator (huff) ever again (huff)

UNDERTAKER slides down the stairs on a pizza box like a little kid.

UNDERTAKER

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RONALD

99 more flights of stairs to go down, 99 more flights of stairs.

RONALD

Take one down, pass it around, 98 more flights of stairs to go down.

RONALD collapses. Cut to black for everywhere but RONALD’s face. Disney channel jingle. Roll the credits.