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god invented brown eyes so that everyone would quit killing themselves over not being able to see the most beautiful thing in yhe world. amen

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red lady again

just saw the picture and said "THIS IS FOR HER"

💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, vatican city should be forced to participate in eurovision

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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol

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if i woke up after a tornado and stepped outside and someone was like this is munchkin land those are the munchkins id go back inside

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“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

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Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four

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Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

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"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

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Im craving... $000,000

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