#will it end?
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davinaclare · 2 months ago
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the next person that tells me what i need is to be around more people is gonna die, i literally just went outside for half an hour and i already hate people 10% more
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mahgck · 18 days ago
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you have to outlive donald trump
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chiisana-lion · 9 months ago
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sadclowncentral · 4 months ago
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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cordspaghetti · 5 months ago
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
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theshitpostcalligrapher · 6 months ago
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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moodsandtenses · 5 months ago
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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"
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spitblaze · 5 months ago
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
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sayruq · 8 months ago
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like to charge reblog to cast
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unsung-idiot · 2 months ago
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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well
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pjharvey-moved · 9 months ago
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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time
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politijohn · 2 months ago
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la7ma-mafrooma · 10 months ago
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Keep talking about Palestine!
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squidflavoredsoup · 2 months ago
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mama n her babies
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lipglossanon · 6 months ago
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