#will it end?

[davinaclare]

the next person that tells me what i need is to be around more people is gonna die, i literally just went outside for half an hour and i already hate people 10% more

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[chiisana-lion]

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[sayruq]

like to charge reblog to cast

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[pjharvey-moved]

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[politijohn]

Source

Good

[la7ma-mafrooma]

Keep talking about Palestine!

[squidflavoredsoup]

mama n her babies

[lipglossanon]