#will he tho? up for discussion 🤪

[loveshard]

which bedroom wasn't a completely valid question to ask. the answer was obvious for the two of them. while stephen's bedroom has gotten much more guest-friendly since their relationship developed into something more, there was still two playful feline friends who’d been home alone all day and a messy bed that was not fit for their vigorous activities. still, a small smile and a nod in response was appropriate. the suggestion coming from her made the request simple to follow, but any motion to move was caught off by a strangled moan, her urgency absolutely intoxicating. and if she kept grinding against him in the middle of the room for a couple more minutes—houston, they will have a problem. tilting his face down, his lips brushed against hers in a ghost of a kiss to divert the attention from his neck, teasing just to make her want it more. “here on out, no more games, okay?” he whispered against her lips, his breath mingling with hers, eyes hooded as he looked at her. then he kissed her—fully, deeply, with all the passion that had been building up between them. it was hungry and demanding, his hand sliding up her back, pressing her closer as if he couldn’t get enough.

without true sight, he clumsily guided her towards their destination, his lips never leaving hers, hands grasping their ass, fondling her through her jeans, giving her no choice but to follow his lead. they bumped into a few items along the way, even tripping on his shoes carelessly forgotten in the middle of the living room, prompting a chuckle released in between. eventually, child-like laughter and roaming hands got them into the bedroom with minimal damage, kicking the bedroom door closed behind them with his foot. he eased her down onto the mattress with purpose, breaking for breath before he leaned over her as his hand slid up her thigh, lips finding home once again.

the kiss started tender, soft, but his impatience got the best of him, single-handedly unfastening her jeans with a deftness only he could pull off, just enough to slip his hand inside, curling within, needing every bit of her right then and there. he moved with her, his other hand cradling her face as he drove his body down against her, every movement meant to show her just how much he needed her, just how much he desired her. he whispered her name between kisses, a breathless mix of affection and desire, his voice cracking slightly with the weight of the moment. skylar was everything, and stephen wanted to make sure she knew that—wanted to make sure she felt adored in every single touch. after a few long moments, he pulled back, his breathing heavy, and he looked down at her with a crooked smile, his thumb brushing along her lower lip. “why are you still dressed?” he teased, his voice warm, a hint of laughter in his eyes, as if he wasn’t the one ambushing her. stephen didn’t wait for an answer, though—assisting his girlfriend with their clothes, hoodie over head and shirt on the floor, the first of many to be hastily thrown into a heap behind them. hungry for more, he pulled her against him, her bare skin warm against his chest. “no time limits, just us, remember?”

sky hated how insatiable she felt when it came down to it. hated how the moment he looked at her, asking her, calling her baby — she felt her knees go weak. she let out a little whimper as their lips brushed, because of course she wanted him alone. of course, she needed him. all that was on her mind was stephen, them, the things they could do. her steps were hurried as they walked in. she had to focus on how she ran up the stairs to avoid falling because she kept looking back at him. could feel how wet she'd become, inner thighs sliding together because she had made the somehow stupid and amazing decision to not wear underwear.

she yelped as he pulled her in, but didn't fight back. kept her eyes on his, every passing second making her feel like his gaze was sucking her in. she was trapped, but it was exactly where she wanted to be. "home." she nodded mindlessly, mouth agape. his touch fizzled into her skin, leaving goosebumps in its wake, which she arched right into. oh my god, he's so hot. skylar whined, hands around weaving around his back, grasping at the fabric of his sweater. he's so hot, and he's all her's. she responded eagerly to his kiss, mouth opening as if to offer space for his tongue, body going pliant to how he held her firm into the wall. her gasps were muffled by their kissing, even if the sound of their smacking lips made her want to combust. she was weak for him, would let him do anything right now. stephen pulled back and she couldn't help but chase his lips again, blinking at him all betrayed, but she had limited movement like this.

"i- i don't know-" her lower lip trembled, the way she throbbed was starting to hurt. for all she cared, he could take her right then, against the wall. loved when he pinned her against a surface, didn't let her escape until she was writhing and begging for him. but she was also painfully aware that they had a roommate who was tired of their shit, and she'd rather not have him be privy to more what was supposed to be just between her and stephen. still, she could feel the impression of him — so hot and hard, pressing tight against her inner thigh, causing her brain to short-circuit. "mine," she spat out, only because she spotted her door in the corner of her eye, only because it was the closest from where they stood. "quick-" she whispered, lips pressing hurried kisses into his neck, hips grinding into him out of desperation. "quick, stephie."

[writinandcrying]

TMNT HEADCANON / how the turtles text

A lot can be said from how someone express themselves through texting, so this is just some crack / light headcanons !

Not really based on a single version per say, more that turtles have been deprived of social interaction for the majority of their life and I think texting them would be an very interesting experience lol

Idea based on @avery73 last random turtle post (thanks for being one of our strongest soldiers and writing wonderful pieces 🫡) English is not my first language and I didn’t proofread this, if there is any grammatical erros pls don’t hesitate to tell me!

Mikey

🎢 Single texts

🎢 Just like this

🎢 Loads of it

🎢 You got 60 new messages

🎢 in the past 2 minutes

🎢 Loads of gifs too

🎢 And voice memos

🎢Oh look

🎢6 personality tests links

🎢What do you mean you won’t do it

🎢He needs to know what kind of cupcake you are!!!!

🎢 And music recs

🎢 Your phone won’t stop vibrating

🎢 for the next weeks

🎢 After you meet him (Honestly really annoying unless you have a crush on him)

🎢 For the latinos/latinas; if he EVER finds out about WhatsApp and the stickers. Oh you are so done. If you have an older phone that shit WILL blow up / malfunction for SURE

🎢 uses TONS OF EMOJIS !!!!! 😍😍😝🤪😋🤩AND CAPS AS WELL!!! 🥳😽✌️👅🗣️

🎢Mikey live reaction when you ask if he’s upset that you asked him to tone it down a notch with the texting on a busy day:

🎢 Will lowkey tone it down with the emojis when he finds out some ppl find it cringe, but with his angels cakes ???????? 🫵 YOU BET 🗣️ HE WILL SHOW YOU WITH IT 💋🫦💅🏻🤳🏼💃🏻🕺🏽🙈🦋🌺🧡🌚🌻🔥💥🌟

🎢Will accidentally send you some random ass emoji that wasn’t supposed to be on the context of the text, also the autocorrect is def not his friend

Mikey : how’s it going baby gorila

Mikey: babygirl*

Mikey:

Mikey: I’m sorry

🎢 adds emojis to very contacts in his t-phone:

Leo: Leader of the pack 🐺 🐢 🫡

Donnie: Eistein 📚🧬⚗️ (Raph also shares this name on his t-cell)

Raph: Murderous teddy bear 🧸 🧨

Splinter: Mafia Boss 🪤 (no one knows about this name tho)

April: Chanel N.6 🎤(or World of Apes 🦧 lmao)

Casey: New York Hockey League 🏒

Vern: Some dude (adds 🦅 so he knows it’s Vern and not “some random dude”)

Y/n: angelcakes pookie wookie baby boo boo love of my life !!!!!! 😍🥰👀🧚🏻‍♂️

🎢Mikey live reaction when Raph yells at him to stop flooding the chat, followed by mikey texting him “make me” (they are sitting next to each other):

Donnie

🔭Huge blocks of it in the speed of light. many topics, many questions and also explanations at just one sitting

🔭But won’t hold back on a smart ass short cut response for one his brothers (literally has the sharpest tongue)

🔭Will hardly uses emojis, only when it’s a single text to express an emotion (most current used emojis: 🤓when he does something impressive 💜: for y/n 🙄: when venting about something annoying Leo / Mikey / Raph did)

🔭Will want to discuss random ass problems he has encountered in his projects, in forums online, specially if you ever show interest in debating / doesnt hold back into showing your strong opinions

🔭 Has named their brothers as “Failed Lab Experiments” and managed to color code their messages (has the only t-phone that has this feature)

🔭Donnie creating the most unique and smartass way to charge his phone just cuz he can:

🔭Deadass his reaction when texting his crush 👀:

🔭 Has modified Mikey’s phone so he doesn’t have access to emojis for a whole week after his baby brother decided to spam him “out of no where” (after Donnie won consecutively 10 Mario Kart matches AND ate the last 2 slices of cold pizza)

🔭Result: mikey spammed EVEN MORE and only spoke to EVERYONE by Japanese emojis. Leo and Raph begged demanded that donnie install his emojis back cuz they were DONE with the whole situation

Failed lab experiment N.4: ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° (♡´౪`♡)

Failed lab experiment N.1: Stop.

Failed lab experiment N.4: ┬┴┬┴┤ᵒᵏ (･_├┬┴┬┴ Failed lab experiment N.4: (;﹏;)

Failed lab experiment N.2: You stupid IDIOT Failed lab experiment N.2: look what you've done now he’s sad

🔭 Donnie also has to deal with his brothers thinking he is their personal Google (he will always answer their questions, even out of spite):

Failed lab experiment N.4: Donnie what’s a Cochlear implant

Successful lab experiment: A small, complex electronic device that can help to provide a sense of sound to a person who is profoundly deaf or severely hard-of-hearing. The implant consists of an external portion that sits behind the ear and a second portion that is surgically placed under the skin.

Failed lab experiment N.4: :0 yikes

Failed lab experiment N.4: Okay thanks!!!!

Successful lab experiment: Stop asking me stuff when you can just Google it.

Failed lab experiment N.4: But I like talking to you 🙀😔

Failed lab experiment N.4: You are my favorite turtle Siri!!! 😉

Successful lab experiment: I’d prefer if I wasn’t... Also, why are you curious about cochlear implants?

Successful lab experiment: Mikey?

Successful lab experiment: Mikey!!!!!

(He still doesn’t know why)

Raph

🥊 Barely uses emojis. Lowkey barely texts? doesn't see the appeal to it, rather prefer to hang out with you 1 on 1 than being far away from you (will never ever admit to it. maybe after 3 years in a relationship)

🥊as a friend: he wont be the one spiking a conversation, but might keep going if he's truly bored (this is prone to happen during daylight / evening when they still can't go out) but will probably be the one to ask to hang out when he needs an outlet and such 🥊*sees messages* eh i'll reply later *completely forgets about it*

🥊 will effortlessly take the most breath-taking pictures of new york during patrol and send it to you 🥊 if you are already his s/o / someone he trusts: will most likely text you to ask about stuff (if you need anything or something he needs from topside) or to diss / vent / gossip about his brothers 🥊 will send embarrassing pictures of his brothers to you cuz he can't deal with that shit alone lmao

🥊 will either be pretty clueless with the most random ass stuff or out of propose just to tease you: y/n: jniasunoakpfa raph: what was that y/n: keyboard smash? raph: how do i do that y/n: just press anything raph: 7 🥊 Raph Live reaction as soon as he realizes he has feelings for you:

🥊 Also Raph Live reaction when he comes to terms with this feelings and has an excuse to ignore Leo (even if he doesnt like texting) just bc he can ignore Leo as he pleases:

Leo

🎏 Perfect texts 🎏 looks like an email/letter sometimes 🎏 to most people: 1 message with divided topics. pretty direct 🎏 when he can't reply right away: "Hello. I'm happy you wrote to me. I try to reply promptly but currently I'm not available at the moment-" Like omg bro RELAX. 🎏 to his s/o: 70% direct, the other 30% likes to send little reminders, either with songs or pretty things she has seen during a patrol with a "thinking of you" message. lowkey romantic when he doesn't even mean to be, def shows how thoughtful he is 🎏 prefers to call you rather than texting. especially if you are dating/has a crush on you he might not even realize why he likes calling you so much, until it hits like a brick that he just wants to hear your voice 🎏Leo when he calls you and doesn't know when to "intervene" / his time to talk back (god forbid he's unpolite and interrupts you):

lowkey him listening to April vent about smth dumb shit Casey did /any human friend venting and he doesnt know how to react lmao 🎏Just like Donnie, has favorite emojis and will only use it in specific situations (this will take time for it to happen, like after years Donnie first invented the t-phone and finally relized he didn't had to be so formal when texting): 🐢 when talking about team work or his brothers / 🪷 for meditating or mindfulness (thinks its peaceful) / 💙 for his boo and his boo only / 😏 only in a relationship, especially when he's feeling scipy (extremely rare for it to happen over text tho)

——————————————————————————

Group chat (more than one reaction)

💚 catching social cues irl can be hard, you are telling me there are hidden social cues in texting too??

💚 “Nah shut up” group, doesn’t care much about it and won’t change their ways: Leo, Raph

💚 Will research about it, will talk to every single human he knows (yes. you. Vern. Casey and April) Needs to know the social cues. NOW: lmao try to guess

💚 Also needs to know, but for meme reasons, he has to say up to date w the terminology/ slangs: another hard guess /j

💚 Oh btw, Donnie totally uses /j /Tw /srs terminology WHILE he texts fast AND huge text blocks. none of his brothers know how he does it

💚Will over use fresh lingo he has learned overhearing humans on patrol, shows, from his humans friends to the point it’s almost unbearable: Mikey 💚Live reaction of Raph and Leo trying to understand when Mikey or Donnie spamming the group chat with their extremely recent memes or hyperfixations:

💚the chat WILL be flooded with things related to their favorite basketball teams, show they want to see or dumbass pictures of their daily lifes, example: Mikey: *has sent an selfie*

Mikey: you know y/n

Mikey:If you’re fortunate enough

Mikey: your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness

Mikey: but mine?

April: oh boy here we go

Mikey: Hasn’t. 😏😏😏

Y/n: Oh?

Mikey: *send another selfie flexing muscles* you see when you fight crime everyday-

Raph: yeah he shallowed a glow stick

[buckysgrace]

has modern day pornstar!Billy been discussed?

because I feel like it should be discussed…the possibilities are endless.

foaming at the mouth just thinking about it honestly

-🪼

It has not 👀 I think he’d be very good because A) lots of stamina and B) very very pretty dick. Also he’d lowkey be a good actor??

Probably has done a few different things before settling on porn tho?? Like maybe started with audios and then subtle pictures before it went to recording himself hehe

Modern wise he’s definitely flirting with all of his followers lmaooo. Calling them cute pet names and such <3 Hooking up with them. Taking suggestive pics all the time cuz he’s hot and knows it ughhh

Also also just cutesy banter and for example if he takes a picture while he’s smoking and someone tells him to stop he’s just gonna be like “yeah and what are ya gonna do about it?” 🤪 he’s a brat I love him

I’ve always enjoyed fics where it’s like your neighbor next door is a pornstar or what not and I definitely think he could fall into that category?

Tbh tho my lovely @sadhours has had a fic brewing for years about pornstar Billy so 👀👀 I am sliding her into the conversation and letting her take over cuz she’s got such juicy ideas over this ok 🤤

[domokunrainbowkinz]

back by unpopular demand: me, with my manhwa posting :)

titles discussed:

the pawn' revenge (18+)

sign (18+)

dawn of the dragon (18+)

cold blooded beast / in cold love (18+, idk why manta and lezhin translated it differently...sidenote I prefer the manta tl, it was more smoothly translated imo)

necromancer survival

red limit (18+)

frenemies: thicker than blood (18+)

dead man's switch (18+)

in the doghouse (18+)

4 week lovers (18+ on lezhin, 15+ on manta)

the pawn's revenge (18+) - i love you crime thrillers i love you damaged manipulative protagonists and i love you ride-or-die ML's who will do anything for love. it's a pretty gritty story about being sold off as a prostitute to the red light district, and what you would do to escape that situation, even if that means teaming up with a kidnapper/serial killer to claw your way to the top. ofc it does develop beyond that, and especially in s3 i am really interested to see how je-oh will go against hee-seo, as well as how he's gonna go about addressing the fact he genuinely loves and cares about seong-rok, despite his better judgment. idk man i just really love je-oh as a character, i want to study him under a microscope. i'm always biased towards manipulative characters who are a little fucked in the head <3 i really liked this one, but i would proceed with caution because there is non-con/dub-con in this one (not between the MC and ML except for 1 instance in s3).

sign (18+) - god this shit was so cute i wanted to explode. it's a pretty low-stakes, feel-good, fluffy read with some pretty good smut. it's about a guy who works part-time at a cafe owned by a deaf person, and their relationship is so OUGH..........god they're so cute, they are so down bad for each other and at the very end i thought to myself "damnb...maybe love IS real.......". i'm not deaf so i can't fully speak on how well the story represents deaf people, but just from an outsider's perspective it doesn't feel like the story treated him as an object of pity nor does it erase his disability, and he also has a lot of agency with regards to his decisions, so he's definintly not depicted as helpless. i do want to say that the plot does dry up a bit in s3 and it mainly focuses on the side couple (which unfortunately i wasn't super interested in), but other than that i HIGHLY recommend this if you're looking for a light read!! i have this bookmarked as a comfort read and it's also one of my faves for now <3

dawn of the dragon (18+) - i'm always a sucker for reincarnation stories and clingy ML's, so this one got me hook line and sinker. the dragon ML is so cute, i want to tuck him in and give him some hot choccy <3 the MC is also such a funny asshole, and his relationship with the ML is such a delight to read. one thing i do wanna say tho is they used the amnesia plot device twice???? once for the ML and another time for the MC, which made me go "ok......but why......???" like idk i don't think it was necessary to give the MC amnesia, it almost just felt like an excuse to go back to the chasing phase rather than have them in an established relationship. just my opinion though eheh 🤪

cold blooded beast / in cold love (18+) - not sure why manta and lezhin translated the title differently, but i will say right now that i think the manta tl is better. for some reason the lezhin tl localized a lot of terms (they changed "imugi" to "basilisk" and "yeoju" to "magic stone (????)") which confused me like just add a tl note, i PROMISE it's not gonna kill you to keep the original terms. it's another reincarnation story involving dragons and tragic pasts and amnesia, and the ML has 2 (two) dicks babey!!!!!!!!!!! i did finish the entire story through a fan tl, and overall it's a pretty standard supernatural romance, i honestly have no strong feelings about this one.

necromancer survival - i read this one a while back and totally forgot about it....anyways i have a BONE to pick with this one, i've seen so many people rave about it but i ended up not liking it and i'm so mad about that!!!!!!!! on the surface it seems like something i'd like, but the way it was executed just made me go "meh.....", and i think a lot of that stems from me just straight up not liking the MC (i know these types of MC's are supposed to elicit a "protect him uwu" instinct from readers but instead he made me go "grow a spine!!!! fight back!!! FIGHT BACK!!!!!!!!!" anyways he made me want to tear my hair out) and the only reason i even finished all the available chapters is because of the ML and his undead squad. a lot of people did say the novel is better and more explicit with the horror and romance, but as of right now i don't think i will read the novel, since again, most of my dislike stems from the way the MC was written. also i felt like the romance just came outta nowhere, like the ML treats the MC like shit and then suddenly develops feelings out of nowhere 🥴

red limit (18+) - i ALSO have a bone to pick with this one, like it could've been so good but then the author had to throw in some UNNECESSARY BULLSHIT in the last 5 chapters that soured the entire ending and side stories for me i was so mad!!!!!!!! like you didn't have to do allat 😭 everything before that was just so beautifully depicted and written, with the way they slowly show the relationship deepening, the way the level of intimacy increases with each interaction, the insecurity, the careful breaking down of walls AUGH....but then for SOME REASON they threw in some half-assed, forced misunderstanding at the end that made me go "HELLO???? WHY???????" i'm so bitter >:( going back to positives though, the art in this is so unique. the use of a grayscale palette with splashes of red is so striking, and i LOVED the use of full colour in certain panels to signify where the MC is at emotionally. i do think this is still a good read, but you'll just have to ignore the Bullshit at the end.

frenemies: thicker than blood (18+) - OUUUGH this one slapped!!!!!!!!! a childhood rivals-to-lovers murim story that i absolutely blasted through, the MC and ML's relationship is so ouuuuuuuuughhhh like they are each others' ride or die. i thought the plot was also quite interesting as well, since we get to see the power struggle within the murim society, and at its core, the entire plot is really a revenge story. i really liked this one as a wuxia danmei enjoyer, so i think other danmei fans would enjoy this one as well!!! i have this bookmarked as a comfort read, and it's also one of my faves now <3

dead man's switch (18+) - a zombie apocalypse BL manhwa!!!!! it's about a university campus overrun with zombies, and the MC and ML are trying to survive and escape to get help. at first glance the ML is a total psycho and seems to be abnormally obsessed with the MC, but at the end of S1 you find out why, though there are hints dropped throughout the first season that make you guess (unfortunately i was spoiled by a summary i saw online 😔 but it didn't take away from the enjoyment). i think fans of zombie media would like this one, it does play out a lot like a zombie movie (humans dividing into groups, hoarding food, survival of the fittest etc), so it feels pretty familiar.

in the doghouse (18+) - i'm gonna be real i'm just reading this to see how freaky the FL and ML are gonna get. the ML is a total masochistic sub looking for his sadist dom, and i am excited to see the FL finally become the femdom of his dreams. besides that though, i do love how the FL is written, the struggles she goes through with her parasitic family really make her feel disempowered and you can FEEL her frustration through the panels. anyways i'm rooting for you courtney become the femdom of richard's dreams babygirl <3

4 week lovers (18+) - i'm actually baffled there's a 15+ version that omits the sex scenes bc babey that's like 90% of the story. gonna be real here and say i don't know if the 15+ version is worth reading, because I think the sex scenes are probably the best part about this manhwa lol. i do like the relationship and they do have a lot of cute moments, but there's not really a plot besides in the first season where they get together at the end, after that it's just them developing their relationship and having nasty borderline-kinky sex. that's not to say there's no depth to the characters though, the MC's backstory is very sad and explains a lot about his behaviour, and his issues don't magically disappear once he and the ML enter a relationship. i'm still continuing with this one though because i do want to see how far they go with regards to the MC and ML's obsession with each other, and also i want to see how freaky they will get :)

[meowzfordayz]

Hi! Just a question. Why dont you write nsfw for Muichiro but you write for Tanjiro? Ain't he a minor too?

Hullo! 😁 Ooh hoo hoo pls and ty brace yourself for a long answer… 🤪

The thing about shonen is that “kids” are put in insane situations. Like, that’s the entire genre/trope of shonen — it’s literally “boy” going on The Hero’s Journey™️. However, I guarantee 99% of shonen aged ppl would not be as brave, mature, or mentally collected/grounded/tough as characters in shonens.

In other words, altho the genre of shonen inherently means characters are often teenagers, as someone who’s older, I don’t watch shonen and think, “Ah, yes, this is realistic”. Realistically, shonen characters would be 18+, if not in their fricking 30s or something. 😂

This isn’t to entirely dismiss teenagers’ capabilities, but like, do you remember being a teenager? How do you think you’d fare in shonen circumstances? I like to imagine I’d be badass, but realistically most ppl—myself included 😆—prob wouldn’t be able to step up (whether physically, mentally, or emotionally) to villains, curses, demons, etc in the ways that’re depicted fictionally.

As a young adult (I’m 22), I feel somewhat more capable—compared to when I was, say, 16—of the heroics and maturity portrayed in shonen, and fiction in general (w/, ofc, the caveat that I live in the “real” world, so obvi I won’t encounter most shonen things anyway 😅). Thus, when I watch shonen, I generally don’t think of the characters as their canon ages. Sure, it takes a lil compartmentalizing when they’re literally in high school i.e. BNHA or their ages are occasionally discussed i.e. KNY, but shonen characters can go from acting their age to acting like they’re 33 on the flip of a dime.

This duality of shonen is what opens it to such age discourse. On one hand, it’s very clear (to me, at least) that shonen characters are far from “normal”, and that their ages are somewhat arbitrary bc they’re designed more to fit the genre vs what’s realistic of certain ages. However, their ages aren’t entirely arbitrary either, so it’s understandable that many ppl still take them at face value to be teenagers. What I’m trying to get at is: a lot of writers age up characters bc the characters themselves are already written w/ implications and qualities of a much older person.

To finally get to your question about Tanjirou vs Muichiro: I suppose, for me, the difference is how they’re presented. W/ Muichiro, his age is constantly emphasized bc it’s a significant aspect of how his character relates and compares to others — especially as a Hashira. Whereas Tanjirou, while still a teenager w/ his teenager moments, also has the shonen-protagonist-traits aka is depicted as “a BOY” but also “in INSANE situations that ~most boys, would, in fact, not be able to handle in the slightest”.

I feel comfortable aging up Tanjirou for NSFW content bc—due to his overall portrayal—I can actually imagine him being older. I feel uncomfortable aging up Muichiro for NSFW content bc—due to his overall portrayal—I struggle to imagine him being older. It really comes down to my connection to characters, my comfortability w/ them, and how I perceive them. These connections, comfortability, and perceptions can absolutely differ from writer to writer, person to person, and that’s okay.

At the risk of being cancelled 💀, I’m also gonna put it out there that where I’m from, the legal age of consent’s 16 — I was having sex at 16. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m not saying the age of consent means you should immediately start having sex at that age, and there’re plenty of sound arguments for why the legal age of consent should universally be 18+. What I am saying tho is that teenagers having sex is 100% legal in many places, and I think it’s important to hold space for the fact that many ppl don’t wait until 18 to become sexually active. It isn’t unrealistic for teenagers to have sex, and it lowkey irks me how there seems to be very few safe spaces for that truth to exist.

That being said, if I was going to write a teenager having sex, then they’d be having sex w/ another teenager. 👍🏽

[charmixpower]

Genuinely speaking do you think each of the boys like pre plan and assign who saves which winx in dire situations or is like instinctively catch their gf or what lmao Bcs imagine them needing to have this discussion as a battle strategy or smth😭 or like do they all go for their gfs and lol too bad for the rest🤪but in all honesty I really miss platonic friendships between specialists and winx who weren’t dating like flora and Brandon or flora and riven who had amazing friendship potential in early s2 and even like sky and Stella for example like that erasure of these friendships in the later seasons rlly up played the useless boytoy nature of the specialists💀

Remember when Brandon gave Musa romance advice??? Me too I'm sobbing, let them all be friends again

I think in the earlier seasons they were more likely to help not their girlfriend, see Nabu trying to help Musa, but the show runners preferred romance bait, see Nabu jumping over Tecna

In the later seasons????? No, in s5 their basically just there to date the girls and it doesn't get any better. Cannot imagine any of the guys being allowed to even think about helping someone other than their respective gf.....I miss Aisha harassing the boys more now fjejrjej at least then she was spending time with them

As for my head canons, they'd all definitely prefer to be useful to their girlfriends (esp Riven with his abandonment issues, Brandon with residual bodyguard trauma instincts, and ESPECIALLY Sky with his pretty extreme over protectiveness, bless his heart. Also Helia, but for the romance of saving his girlfriend) of course all of them want to keep their love ones safe but their the ones who are likely to get the most upset if their not the ones who do it (none of them are jealous tho. Riven's is scared he'll be abandoned by someone else he loves if he's useless and Brandon/Sky has delt with people trying to murder their best friend for years. It's mostly fear tbh) as they get better this desire goes down, but theyd all be down for someone else saving their gf as long as she's safe ya know???

I imagine they do strategize about who is best to support who in any battle but it's a quiet understanding that's it's best for everyone to team up with their respective partner and it's usually strategically the best (especially for Sky who gets panick-y when Bloom's in danger and he's not near by. He's more helpful when he can put all of his attention to the task at hand instead of worrying out of his mind)

The boys would have a use outside of being chauffeurs if the show ever made eye contact with the concept of magical exhaustion but alas

Giving them magic is one way to combat this but it feels like a cop out. Which is why I'm going to just crank up the effects of magical exhaustion until i force the boys into usefulness

[here2bbtstrash]

bts doing no nut november - explicit

been a minute since we did a headcanons post huh!!!! and this felt ~seasonally appropriate~ 🤭 i actually discussed this a million years ago w my hyungline chat and the lovely @goodsoop - thanks for always feeding my insane bts brainrot, love y'all 😩 (and i'm really just considering this as no fap/not discussing or thinking abt partnered sex here, just fyi~)

knj: loses on day 1. this virgo has his masturbation routine down, so engrained as a part of his daily life, that on november first he doesn't even realize what day it is. he just busts a fat nut to one of his very favorite porn videos (downloaded to his computer ofc) without thinking twice about it, and it's only as he's cleaning up the mess that he's like.... fuuuuuuck.... i knew i was forgetting something 🤦‍♂️

ksj: doesn't do it out of protest OR reluctantly agrees but then quits on day 1. y'all simply are not gonna tell this man what to do! he comes when he wants to come dammit! his dongsaengs might be able to convince him to "say" he'll do it, but the minute he actually wants to jerk off, the competition is over lmao. there's not even any good reason why he should hold it in - besides, isn't that bad for you??? unhealthy??? this game is stupid and he doesn't wanna play 😤

myg: has no trouble not coming for 30 days, could probably win on accident. i feel the agust d hoes coming to fight me about this one but i'm sorry 🤷‍♀️ imo yoongs is a low libido guy!!! and you can't change my mind!!!!! make your own post lol! imo he'd rather save it for when he's with a partner, and besides, he's obviously too busy working or sleeping or watching cat videos. plus it's just so much effort and he hates having to deal with the mess after. he's fine with it, homie probably ends up in no-nut january without even really meaning to 🥱

jhs: wins, but it's a struggle. we all know he's got that serious business 'dance teacher hobi' scary amount of self control.... but eventually his ~urges~ do get pretty strong and hard (lol) to ignore. i can see hoseok being one to try and keep himself busy to keep the horny thoughts away 🤣 his big-ass closet is getting reorganized, new choreo is getting learned for no reason, and if you see him spam a ton of selfies on instagram, it's cause he's trying to distract himself 🤪

pjm: tries and absolutely loses. mini is sooooo physical and touchy i just don't see this one working out for him. in the beginning of the month i think he feels like it's pretty easy and he wants to do good and get praised by the other members, but midway through november he gets pretty desperate. he tells himself it's not really masturbating if he just humps against the bed and doesn't finish, but then one thing leads to another and it just.... feels too good to stop 🫠

kth: does it wrong and wins. we all know taehyung lives on his own mf planet so i absolutely believe this man is gonna EDGE himself for 30 days in a row. literally bring himself right to the brink of orgasm, then hop in a cold-ass shower and carry on with his life. it's fun for him 🤭 and when the members tell him he's doing it wrong, he says he's doing the advanced version 😏 and i just.... god bless whoever is on the receiving end of that load on december first lmfaoooooo 💦

jjk: OF COURSE HE FUCKING WINS. jk is the one who makes everyone participate, no fucking question, and he is in it to WIN IT bc of course he is. i know he's a jerkoff pro tho so he has to suddenly deal with having.... EVEN MORE excess energy than usual 🤣 we're talking multiple workout sessions a day, every day, just to burn it all off (namjoon goes with him even tho he's already lost 🥲). maybe even a tattoo session to help get his mind off things idk 👀 and when it's finally december first he's jerking off til his dick is RAW lmfao 💀

what do you think? any you agree/disagree with? 👀 lemme know~

[nattinatalia]

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urbanwyatt Blurry nights with my baby girl 💖

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druski2funny We’re insta official?

urbanwyatt 🤔 Always were

jackharlow 😂

yourbestiename Always? haha ok please don’t lie. I witness 4 months of sexual tension and I’m just happy ya are finally together.

yourusername What did we learn?

urbanwyatt Don’t

druski2funny Please do……

yourusername A woman can play a man’s game better 💅🏼 🤪🤭

urbanwyatt We’re not discussing this anymore.

jackharlow lmao because we all know you lost this game 😫😤

urbanwyatt I’ll loose every game to her 🫡

yourusername 🥺💖

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yourusername In-N-Out dates with him 💖

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yourbestiename 😱

urbanwyatt What? Why are you surprised?

yourbestiename Y’all are really together together if y’all are posting each other.

urbanwyatt You thought I was letting her ass play out there in Miami? Hell no. That ass belongs to me.

druski2funny Does it though? It took you 4 months to realize 🤣🤣

yourbestiename Ok I’m happy to see you don’t stir the pot with only Jack and me 🤪

yourusername He loves to stir shit up between all of us. He better watch his ass.

randomchick 🙄 He’s literally a player. Ur dumb if you think he’s gonna commit to you

yourusername Just admit you’re mad it’s not you. It’s fine, I understand 😚

randomchick Girl he was literally in my friends dms not too long ago 😅

yourusername He can be in anyones dms, wanna see mine? Plus he’s inside me every night so we’re cool.

jackharlow A YOOOO 😳😳🥶

randomguy How did he bag such a hottie tho

urbanwyatt With my monster dick, you wanna see???? I’m also pretty sure she said something about my mouth and tongue 👅

randomchick I’ll give this wanna be relationship 2 weeks tops and that’s putting it lightly.

yourusername Sit down little girl, you’re trying too much. Tell you what? I’ll ask him if he wants to fuck you, I don’t mind sharing, but know that I’m in control when it comes to three sums 😉 shit, we can all have an orgy if you’re all up for it.

yourbestiename I’m out ✌🏼 😬

jackharlow No orgys anywhere

druski2funny Is this an open invitation because I accept 🤭🤭

urbanwyatt She’s down to share, but I’m not so no wtf

yourusername Babyyyy, but we used to share all the time 🤪

urbanwyatt Stop spilling all our secrets 😅

randomguy and after you’re done with him I’ll show you what a real man looks like.

yourusername Ewwww 🤮

urbanwyatt Na my guy, you wouldn’t know how to handle her. My baby is a freak through and through, too much for you. We’re good, she’s good with me.

randomchick I bet they’re not even together just posting old pictures

yourusername Bitch why do you care? Shit I’ll go on live right now and spit in his mouth so all of you can shut the fuck up. Wait, don’t tell me you want a video of him cumming in me and on me????? Holy shit you worry too much for a guy you don’t even know.

yourbestiename Spit in his mouth? What nasty shit are you guys into 😳 babe pick me up, I’m scared.

jackharlow Mamas, we do more freaky things than that.

yourbestiename What are you talking about? I’m a saint. Mom, don’t believe him!!!!!!!!

jackharlow SHIT I forgot she’s on here 😫😫

jackharlow Wait, how does she think her grand babies got here????

druski2funny Can we go back to the sharing and spitting in peoples mouth????

urbanwyatt 😂😂😂😂😂

yourusername Druski, we don’t share with our close friends 😏 has to be strangers because we don’t like shit to be weird. Why’d you think I haven’t done round 2 with y/bestie/name? she doesn’t share Jack and that’s like my brother.

urbanwyatt Wait round 2 ??

jackharlow Round 2, y/bestie/name what does she mean with that?

yourbestiename 🤭🤭🤭 See what had happened there was… ummmmm, wait do you hear that? the kids are crying……

jackharlow Ohh naaa, I’m getting answers. Let’s go get the kids and you’re telling me this round 1 thing..

druski2funny Y/n spill the tea sis

urbanwyatt Yea tell us 🧐

yourusername 😂🤭 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Also we were 19, drunk and experiencing. She will never do that again especially sharing her man, and I’m pretty sure her man wouldn’t share with just me and Urb 😂😂😂😂 

druski2funny Jack and Urban used to share all the damn time and now they’re against it? 😏😏😏

urbanwyatt No one is sharing anyone anymore!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤

yourusername Boringgggg 🥱

urbanwyatt You know us in bed is far from boring.

yourusername Yes I do 🤤🤤🤤😋

druski2funny so I guess that’s a no on sharing and posting a video of you spitting in his mouth????

urbanwyatt oh the spitting video can be send to you in a little 😏

druski2funny Please don’t, I was joking. That shit sounds disgusting. Ya into some weird ass shit.

yourusername 😂😂😂

[tom-whore-dleston]

Jordan's 23rd Birthday Sleepover

My actual bday isn't until the 4th but imma just milk out the celebration as much as I can skskskdfghaa 🤣 this sleepover has nothing to do with Michael Jordan or basketball (I mean other than my name is Jordan and I am turning 23 lmfao)

Even tho Tumblr is a weird and oftentimes crappy place, I have met some pretty cool ass people on here and I wouldn't want it any other way :') Y'all make this place less dark and I wanna celebrate this special day with my besties!! Here's to another year of friendship, love, and unhinged hoe vibes 🤪🥂 let's pretend that I'm not recycling some stuff from my last sleepover 💀

Party Itinerary:

Starts: April 3 @ 12am (PST)

Ends: April 6 @ 11:59pm (PST)

You are welcome to send in asks before the sleepover starts, but I won't start responding to them until the start time.

As always, please be 18+ to participate! Y'all know how I feel about minors being on my blog so please don't give me a reason to block any of y'all. Please have some indication of your age in your bio.

You don't have to be following me to participate. Everyone is welcome 😊

I disabled anon feature to avoid meanies and minors.

Please send one emoji per ask. You don't have to worry about spamming my inbox, I will see everything ;)

I will not write/discuss anything revolving around non-con, underage, a/b/o, bathroom kinks, blood kinks (only exception is vampire AU if applicable), incest, step-cest, foot fetish.

I only write for female reader inserts with no specific race/ethnicity, hair/eye/skin color, body type, etc.

I reserve the right to deny writing/discussing any other things that make me uncomfortable.

Overall, let's just have fun and spread some love!!!

Thank you for the gift 🥰:

🍨 - Let's get personal. Ask me whatever you want.

🎂 - Let's play an ask game (cym, fmk, wyr, etc). Feel free to spice it up to your liking ;)

🍾 - Send me a hottie not on list and I'll rate them based on the scale below.

Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.

🥳 - Send me smutty, fluffy, and/or crack concepts that you think would fit in any of my AUs (Honey Baby, Teach Me Tonight, Rolling Dice and Rocking Hips)

🎉 - *Send a prompt from this list + hottie and I'll write a quick fic. Feel free to add AUs/tropes/etc.

🎈 - *Send me a movie + hottie and I will write a quick fic based on the movie

ex. Tangled + Xu Shangqi

🎁 - *Send a pic of one of my hotties and I will write a quick fic based on the pic.

🕯️ - *Send me a song or song lyrics + hottie and I will write a quick fic based on the song/lyrics

*Please note that the asks involving quick fics will take some time, so be patient as I write them! Remember that I reserve the right to deny any requests that 1. involve anything I previously stated I do not write for 2. I generally do not feel comfortable writing

You know who will be at the party 😏:

Real life hotties -

Simu Liu, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland, Austin Butler, Barry Keoghan, Andrew Garfield, Harry Styles, Oscar Isaac, Michael B. Jordan, Benedict Cumberbatch, Hayden Christensen

Fictional hotties -

Marvel: Loki Laufeyson, Xu Shang-Chi/Shangqi, Peter Parker (any variant), Xu Wenwu, Erik Kilmonger, Scott Lang, Thor, Druig, Eros/Starfox, Sam Wilson, Pietro Maximoff (Age of Ultron), Joaquin Torres, Bucky Barnes, Marc Spector/Steven Grant, Stephen Strange

Star Wars: Din Djarin, Anakin Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, Poe Dameron

Other: Kim Jung (Kim’s Convenience), any Sim Liu’s SNL characters (don't be shy, I know we all simped), Adam (Only Lovers Left Alive), Johnathan Pine (The Night Manager), Robert Laing (High Rise), James Conrad (Kong: Skull Island), Nathan Drake (Uncharted), Arvin Russel (The Devil All The Time), Ransom Drysdale (Knives Out), Jefferson/Mad Hatter (Once Upon a Time)

Gifts on the Table (oldest to newest):

🎉 - “Reality is even better than my dreams.” + Tom Hiddleston (@/huntress-artemiss)

🎈 - A Court of Mist and Fury + Simu Liu (@/littlestatesman)

🎈 - Meet the Robinsons + Xu Shangqi (@/blackbat05)

🎁 - Simu Liu (@/tonystarksfavoritedaughter)

🎁 - Adam OLLA (@/poetic-fiasco)

🎁 - Loki Laufeyson (@/frostbitten-written)

🎁 - Oscar Isaac (@/wint3r-h3art)

🎉 - “I’m not necessarily hungry for food right now.” + Stephen Strange (@/wint3r-h3art)

🍾 - Stephen Strange (@/wint3r-h3art)

🎉 - Austin Butler + “How about we stay here all day and cuddle?” (@/beakeoghan)

🥳 - Teach Me Tonight concept: prof! Shangqi testing your knowledge on X subject (or whatever major/minor is being tested) while testing you and your self control? (@/potatos-main)

🍨 - 3 things you want people to know about you (@/yummymatcha)

🎁 - Simu Liu (@/cyborg-cinderella)

🎉 - "You remembered my favorite food" + Adam OLLA (@/give-me-a-moose)

🕯️ - "So, baby, can you eat it from the back? Got me purrin' like I'm Doja Cat" + Simu's SNL character of choice (@/tmholland)

🎉 - “I know I should care about the reason why you’re naked in my bed, but I will just enjoy it for a moment.” & “I’ll take it that you like what you see.” + Xu Shangqi (@/hollandparkersx)

dividers by @firefly-graphics

[ellieaka]

Ok. I gonna talk about my problem with the focus of August/Sara romance in S2. One last post about what I don't like about season 2 before I start to write what I actually like about season 2. (I'm a overly critical person and very opinionated, so if you are looking for positive feedbacks only just don't read. I very much argue and make no promises to not offend💀 discussions welcome tho)

⚠️ YR Season 2 Major Spoilers ⚠️

The choice of having August/Sara as the main relationship and having more screentime than even Wilmon is simply unwised. If the production team did their research, which I believe they definitely did, they would know exactly how many people watch the show for Wilmon. Other ships (romantic, friendship, or familial) don't even get nearly as much attention. As an audience I want to see more Wilmon, even if it's all pinning and angst, not the how happy, sweet, and genuine the main "vilian couple August/Sara" is. August/Sara relationship is there to serve a purpose, as a potential problem for Wilhelm, Simon, and wilmon's relationship. The amount of screentime August/ Sara romance has (way too much in my opinion) swifts the focus away. My point is, I'm not against August/Sara having a sweet relationship, I just dislike how it takes up disproportional amount of the screentime. With very limited screentime (only 4 hours), some more screentime is better spent on Wilmon or Felice. Felice becomes a complete supporting character in season 2 and doesn't even have a plot of her own outside of her friendships is unfitting for the importance of her character.

Wilhelm is the main character, and everything revolves around him. Other characters screentime should depends on how much/less they ultimately affect Wilhelm at this specific stage of the story, plus a bit of their own character developments. However, I see the production team wants to make YR a teen drama that has several main focuses and the characters could have their own arcs & development. Unfortunately, they don't have nearly enough screentime for that. (Maybe make it 10 episode if that's what they want🤔) The amount of screentime in my opinion is only enough for a story develops tightly around Wilhelm plus a bit other major supporting characters' development.

This is why I love how they deal with Nils, Vincent, and Henry's characters in this season. Just the right amount of screentime to show their characters and serves a purpose. Nils provides ideas that what Wilhelm could've done if he hook up with one of their own and stays in closet. Vincent becomes the team leader under Wilhelm's push, and shows how power is perceived & abused in aristocrat teen boys with a hierachy in mind (in a not so smart way😂, also in contrast to August). Henry is still the lil rumors spreader. He also shows how the beta boys choose who to follow depending on how the power dynamics shifts.

According to my own lil story contribution theory, here is how I would rank the importance of the characters from the first tier to the 4th in season 2.

1st: Wilhelm

1.5th: Simon

2nd: August, Felice, Sara

(see how little time Felice is given for her own development that's unrelated to Wilhelm? How much time August & Sara get? August & Sara being a couple very much affect Wilhelm & Simon from the story perspective. But the little details of their relationship, like how sweet their morning after is, is not Wilhelm related and shouldn't be given this much time.)

2.5th: Kristina, Marcus(as for S2)

3rd: Vincent, Nils, Henry, Alexander, Stella, Fredricka, Boris, Ayub, Rosh

4th: Madison, Linda, Jean-Olaf, Valter

(I will edit the above if I think I forget someone or get their name wrong 🤪)

👆 so my conclusion here is that August/Sara and their relationship takes up disproportional amount of screentime that should be distributed to Felice & Wilmon. I would definitely skip August/Sara's happy little sweet scenes during my rewatch (as well as Wilhelm/Felice make out scene💀).

[plan-d-to-i]

I just got hate bc I don't like jyl. Apparently, it's misogyny (even tho I like wq and mianmian) bc ''hating female characters is trendy'' and ''every fandom always has this thing where everyone has to hate the female characters'' and when I tried to explain that no, actually, I just don't like useless characters, male or female, they called me a liar bc I don't hate lxc? like, lxc was kinda a himbo but he was super talented???

It's not the first time this happen, but the last time it was a yzy stan so I thought it was just crazy talk, but alas, it seems that we can't dislike any characters as long as they're females ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌ Then one of their friends jumped in with a super long rant about how their family situation was so similar and how they were the jyl in the situation and they lost one of their sisters bc of it so they totally relate to her and can't help but be soft on her bc they're sure she felt the same things they did, and I was like...yk they're fictional, right?

Just. Let me dislike the super boring and so-useless-she-ends-up-being-harmful character in peace, ffs

"Then one of their friends jumped in with a super long rant about how their family situation was so similar and how they were the jyl in the situation" - this would've been an instant block moment for me.

People in this fandom constantly try to argue with their personal life and trauma dump on strangers like they're chatting about the weather... MXTX doesn't know them, or their sister, or their mother, or their bother, or their father, or their uncle, or their dog, or their imaginary friend. So why the hell are they featuring in a discussion about the fictional characters she created!?

I also don't see the YanLi/LXC comparison. I've always seen her and jc as the REALLY second rate Wen Ning/Wen Qing respectively. People act like LXC is an asshole for not immediately turning on JGY but it's natural he would have reservations when he had seen and heard him slandered and maligned during their entire acquaintance based on the circumstances of his birth. They're like : omg he was so elitist 🤪, when his treatment of JGY, the son of a prostitute who ppl didn't even want to drink tea from, is the opposite. The point is in spite of his reservations LXC still listens to the word of the most wanted man in the cultivation world and his enamored little brother!- just saying this is how things stand from LXC's pov, naturally in my pov LWJ and WWX have done nothing wrong ever <3. He's ready to twist JGY's arm to be allowed in the secret room. He stashes WWX in the Hanshi, and has him treated in the Cloud Recesses. He shows WWX the forbidden room in the library!!!! so they can investigate! People get mad he didn't straight up believe LWJ but it's not LWJ he doubts:

He looked at Wei WuXian, “You trust Young Master Wei, while I trust Jin GuangYao. The fact that Brother’s head is in his hands, neither of us have seen it with our own eyes. We only believe in what another person says based on how much we know about them.” (Chapter 63)

I think there are so many sweet LXC moments too, where it's clear he pays attention to LWJ, the things that he likes and that interest him. How he's happy for Wangji when he brings MXY to the Cloud Recesses and doesn't question him or try to control him. How he guides him to keep his rabbits even though pets are not allowed. How he tried to find a dizi for LWJ when he's drunk and upset. How he doesn't taste the Lotus seeds LWJ brought back from Yunmeng but is just happy his little bother is happy. Speaking of the lotus seed pods LWJ mentioned them once and :

Lan XiChen, “I heard you mention lotus seed pods yesterday. Uncle happened to have them be brought up the mountain today. Do you want some?”

Lan WangJi, outside the window, “I have, already.”

LXC may not be a manipulative mastermind like JGY and NHS [fondly] but he's still a talented, powerful cultivator. LWJ enjoys a great degree of independence in the Clan yet he trusts LXC and knows he can go to him with his concerns. It doesn't ever feel like WWX has that space with YanLi for honest communication when he's expected to always be smiling...

YanLi is obviously not evil but she's boring and mediocre and no amount of internet strangers projecting on her will make her or her soup more interesting to me.

[callboxkat]

Banished (part 10)

Author’s note: It’s finally here! I hope you guys enjoy it!

Summary: Janus has been banished from his pod for crimes that he did not commit. However, this merman’s bad luck is far from over. A mer is not meant to live on their own in the open ocean, and as one would expect, things do not go well. Enter: Florida Man.

Chapter Warnings:  food, injury mentions, loneliness, mild fever, Logan wondering if this is the real life or if it's just fantasy

Word count: 3253

Banished Masterpost!

Writing Masterpost!

...

Remus: LOGAN

Remus: LOGAN LOGAN LOGAN

Remus: LOGAAANNNN ANSWER ME

Remus: …please?

Remus: LLLOOOGGAAAAANNNN

Logan 🤪: Hello.

Logan 🤪: May I ask the reason for the capital letters? It’s unusual for your typing style.

Remus: HIS NAME IS JANUS!!!

Logan 🤪: He told you his name?

Remus: YES

Remus: well

Remus: he can’t talk but we figured it out

Logan 🤪: He can’t speak?

Remus: No but I think you’re ignoring the big news here

Logan 🤪: Is he not normally able to speak, or is there an issue?

Remus: His throat hurts Mr. Buzzkill… remember I told you he had that net stuck on him. You put bandaids on the cuts!

Logan 🤪: You did say that. My apologies: I forgot.

Remus: Did you really just use a semicolon in a TEXT

Logan 🤪: It was a colon.

Remus: Oh ok that’s acceptable

Logan 🤪: Thank you?

Remus: You are welcome

Remus: Anyway

Remus: You were right about him eating fish. He ate my dinner :’(

Logan 🤪: Did you give him the antibiotic?

Remus: Yesss mom

Logan 🤪: Did you eat dinner?

Logan 🤪: I am not your mother. Did you text the wrong contact?

Remus: …

Logan 🤪: Ah. I understand now. Please disregard my previous text.

Logan 🤪: Did you eat dinner, given that Janus ate your originally planned meal?

Remus: lol and you wonder why I called you mom

Remus: I’m changing your contact back, I can’t take you seriously like this

Logan 🤖: Did you change my contact name?

Remus: maybe

Remus: SO JANUS

Logan 🤖: Yes, I wanted to ask: You confirmed he understands English? How did you find out his name if he cannot speak? Did he write it for you?

Remus: You’re on thin ice with all these colons

Remus: Oh ya he understands

Remus: He can only write this weird spiky Fish Speak tho. I figured out his name because I am an underapreciated genius.

Logan 🤖: I see. Do you have a photo of the writing? I would like to see it.

Remus: I do not! But your coming over tomorrow right?

Logan 🤖: Could you take a photo now?

Remus: I could

Remus: I won’t tho

Logan 🤖: Why not?

Remus: 😊

Remus: Logan?

Remus: You still there?

Logan 🤖: Yes, I was merely contemplating why I talk to you.

Remus: Because I’m great

Remus: And no one else will talk about skeletons and anatomy and sh*t with you

Logan 🤖: Unfortunately you make a good point, although I can’t say we have ever discussed ‘sh*t’.

Logan 🤖: The main reason we speak is that we are coworkers.

Remus: I mean ya 😂

Remus: Love you too Logey

Logan 🤖: Did anything else happen with Janus?

Remus: not really

Remus: He ate some food, told me his name. He’s on nap like 15 rn.

Logan 🤖: He’s taken 15 naps? I’m coming over, something we missed may be wrong if he is unable to stay awake.

Remus: NO NO NO

Remus: Logey I’m JOKING

Remus: He took a nap right after you left and he’s asleep now. He was very awake in between

Logan 🤖: Ah. You were using hyperbole.

Remus: Ya lol

Logan 🤖: I will see you tomorrow, then?

Remus: Tomorrow, it’s a date. Should I bring roses? Or are you more of a chocolates kinda guy?

Logan 🤖: Tomorrow is a date; however, it is not the romantic type.

Remus: Logan what did I say about semicolons?

Logan 🤖: I am going to get ready for bed.

Remus: Don’t change the subject

Logan 🤖: Good night.

Remus: Good night! 😘

Remus waited a moment to see if Logan would reply. When no reply came, he sighed, chucked his phone onto the mattress at this side, and lurched to his feet. He wanted to check on Janus one more time, just in case he had woken up and wanted anything before bed. Remus stayed up pretty late, generally, especially when he didn’t have his horribly early lifeguarding duties, but he figured that Janus would not appreciate being woken at 2 AM. Plus, there was something he wanted to do now, before he forgot, or too much time had passed.

…Should he get the little merman a pillow? Remus frowned, contemplating. Maybe he could ask. Glass probably didn’t make the coziest bed.

…

Janus had been pretending to sleep.

Key phrase, ‘had been’.

He’d been hoping for a little alone time: so much talking with the human, Remus, felt like a lot after so long alone, even though Janus didn’t exactly speak. Remus had gone to do whatever he planned to do with the bones from his meal (Janus would have assumed he’d simply discard them; but with this human, he couldn’t be sure). While the human was off doing that, Janus had curled up on the floor of the glass box he was in, careful of his sore shoulder and neck, as well as the well-bandaged but unforgotten wound to his face, and closed his eyes.

He wasn’t sure if Remus had returned, with how the glass and water muffled sounds; but at some point, Janus had fallen asleep.

When he woke, the lights in the room were off, and it was dark beyond the room’s windows.

Janus rubbed at one eye and slowly sat up, looking around. The room looked much the same as before, if it did seem a bit more sinister, in the dark. Janus reminded himself it was only his unfamiliarity with the space that made him worry. Probably.

He sat there for a moment, just taking in the quiet, dark room, and leaned his head against the cool glass. It was soothing against his slightly fevered skin, and he let his eyes close.

Several minutes had passed of Janus enjoying the silence and the cool glass against his temple when it suddenly became brighter. He opened his eyes to see that the light had come on in the adjacent room. Janus didn’t know how they did that so instantly—back home, they would simply bring out the bioluminescent lanterns when the sun went down.

Back with the pod, Janus reminded himself. That wasn’t his home anymore.

As Janus watched, a tall figure appeared, silhouetted against the light like a predator on the prowl: the human, Remus. Janus lifted his forehead off of the glass.

He didn’t seem particularly sinister, though, as a predator would. More… uncertain.

The silhouette hovered silently in the other room for a moment before poking his head into the room Janus was in. The change in lighting across his face allowed Janus to make out more of his features. He was sticking out his bottom lip slightly, peering in Janus’s direction. He seemed to be checking if Janus was awake or not. In fact, when the human did see Janus, sitting up and staring right back at him, his mouth split into a grin. Janus straightened, emerging from the water enough that his ears were uncovered.

“Hey Mr. Taser-Fish!” Remus stage-whispered, coming in. “I’m going to bed soon—I just wanted to see if you needed anything.”

Janus blinked at him, unsure how to respond. What he wanted was to go home, and to not be considered a criminal, and to not feel like garbage.

Remus seemed to remember that Janus could only answer yes-or-no questions without his obviously homemade alphabet board, and decided he might need some suggestions. “Are you hungry? Cold? Do you need a bedtime story?”

Janus frowned. Then, finally, he straightened a bit more, reaching up one hand to tap on the wall of the tank. Three questions was a bit much, but he could still make their little tap-answer charade work.

He tapped twice, paused, tapped twice again, and then to answer the third question, rolled his eyes judgmentally, subtly bracing his hand against the glass at the wave of vertigo that followed.

Remus let out a suppressed cackle. Janus wondered who he was trying to be quiet for—he thought it was just the two of them here. Hadn’t the other human left? Or was Janus wrong?

“Okay, okay, okay, no bedtime story—but hey, that’s an open offer. I’ve been told I tell great stories.” Remus paused, working his mouth and scrunching up his nose. “Wellll, actually I’ve been told my stories are gross, and “not suitable for third grade show-and-tell” or the public library’s poetry slam, but I can tell you’re a gentleman of better taste than Mrs. Thornbury, or any of the librarians. I’m pretty sure they live in the basement, anyway, all crowded in there, hanging from the ceiling like bats.”

Janus was glad he didn’t have to think of a response. He was pretty sure he only understood about half of what Remus had just said.

“Oh—yeah, and I wanted to ask if you wanted a pillow. You know, so your head’s not just on the bottom of the tank. Probably should’ve offered earlier, whoops. Sorry.”

Janus’s hand hovered for a brief second before he tapped once on the glass.

“Great! One pillow, coming up.” He turned, then slowly spun back on his heel, one finger pointing up at the ceiling before Remus faced him again, and brought it down to point at Janus. “Before I forget—I think I might have something of yours. I’ll go get it.”

The human cheerfully nodded to himself and trotted off, the merman’s bewildered gaze on his back. When he returned, he as holding a shabby, frayed little satchel that had obviously been soaked in salt water and then dried. There was sand stuck to the fabric.  

Even so, Janus knew that roughed up old satchel immediately. He straightened, recognition in his eyes, and tapped on the side of the tank.

Remus angled it so Janus could see better. “It is yours?”

One enthusiastic tap.

“Okay, great! I had a feeling it was. You’re lucky—I only saw it when I went back to get the water for the tank. Even then I thought it was garbage. Uh. Not that it looks like garbage.”

It definitely looked like garbage. Janus held out a hand, reaching for the bag.

Remus handed it over. It was heavier than Janus anticipated, and he very nearly dropped it, but Remus quickly helped steady him, and kept a hand on the bag until it was in the tank.

…

Remus watched as the merman combed through the contents of the bag, and began to pull out a few items. The first was a little black capelet thing, which he fastened around his shoulders. Fancy. Next came a pair of gloves, which he didn’t put on yet, but set to the side.

A few more items came next, including a pair of small stone tablets. Remus leaned a little closer, and from what he could tell, they appeared to contain detailed carvings of people. Or mers, rather.

(Would mers consider themselves people? Probably. That would be a question for Janus.)

Within a few moments, Janus had gone through everything in the worn old satchel, and he seemed satisfied that everything was still there, or at least everything he cared about. Remus watched the little merman pull on his gloves, although he rolled down the fabric of one of them to avoid the injury to his wrist. Or maybe it just didn’t fit over the cuff. Remus wondered why he would be wearing that thing, if that were the case. And why he’d wear it at all, with his wrist hurt. He suspected it might be stuck.

Mysteries aside, while Janus was busy, Remus decided to go track down some kind of pillow for him. The merman would need something comfortable, and the right size, and something that preferably wouldn’t fall apart from being in the water. He wandered for a while, debating various things—how long would a regular pillow last before it started to fall apart?—before he got an idea: his raincoat! Those things were waterproof, right? And it would work as a pillow if Janus folded it. He could even make it a blanket, if he wanted to!

Remus jumped up and smacked the imaginary lightbulb above his head, the way teenagers might jump up and hit exit signs in a school hallway to show off after a growth spurt, and jogged to the closet.

When Remus returned, rain coat in hand, Janus had finished fiddling with his capelet and gloves. Now, he held one of the stone carvings, looking at the mers depicted there with a faint wistfulness.

It took him a moment to realize Remus was there. The fins adorning his ears twitched, and he resurfaced.

Remus smiled at him and handed over the coat, which Janus glanced over before he placed on the floor of the tank, folding it up more neatly than Remus had. “So… do you want to talk some more, or just hang out, or what? It’s still pretty early.” Or, it was relatively early, anyway.

Remus reached for his pizza box alphabet, notebook and marker, watching the merman for a reaction. He didn’t get one, so he figured Janus was fine with this.

“So, uh… just figure out what you want to say? Fewer words is probably better.” Remus went to point at the A, then hesitated. “Uh, tap when you’re ready.”

Janus leaned his head on one glass wall and tapped on another. Oh—okay then. He didn’t need to think it over. Remus held up the pizza box, and they slowly went through the alphabet until Janus’s message was finished. When they landed on the last letter, and Janus tapped twice to keep Remus from starting again, four letters were left behind:

TIRD

…Huh.

Remus managed to hold in a giggle—barely—since he was obviously very mature and not about to accidentally offend the merman. Instead, he sounded the word out the way he’d offered the letters: “…Tired?”

Janus tapped once on the glass in confirmation.

“So you just want to go back to sleep?”

One tap, again.

Remus didn’t try to hide his disappointment, slumping his head forward and sticking out his lower lip in a momentary pout, but didn’t argue. Janus did look tired, after all, and Remus wasn’t going to be a d*ck. He sprang back up after his very brief sulk.

“Alright, that’s fine! Good night. Don’t let the tank bugs bite.” At that, Janus looked faintly alarmed, so Remus quickly added, putting his hands up, “That’s an expression! There’s no bugs. Probably.” He started to back out of the room. “Logan’s probably going to stop by tomorrow—is that okay?”

Janus, who’d been about to sink back into the water, paused. He hesitated for a long moment, appearing to mull that over, then tapped once on the glass.

Remus started to grin, then stopped short, a thought occurring to him. “You can say no,” he told Janus, a little uncertain. He didn’t want to accidentally force the guy into something.

Janus glanced up at him, then reached out and tapped on the glass, once, again, more firmly.

Remus grinned fully this time and retreated to his room.

…

Remus rocked back and forth on the balls of his feet—a difficult feat on the sandy beach. He and Logan had just finished their lifeguard shift, and Remus was waiting for Logan, just a little impatiently.

Janus had still been dead asleep when Remus left this morning; and Logan had barely talked to him all morning, which was disappointing, even if it did make sense, Remus supposed, given that they should probably make sure no one drowned rather than spending the morning talking about mermen. Especially since people could have overheard them, and Remus had already had a hard enough time coming up for an excuse for the bandages on his arms. He’d ended up going with an epic spaghetti-making disaster, which thankfully people seemed to buy, given that he was Remus.

But if Logan turned out to be avoiding him, Remus was going to be offended! Lots of people avoided him, sure, but they were usually boring people Remus didn’t want to talk to anyway.

So, here he was, in the middle of the path that led to the parking lot where his and Logan’s cars both were. Remus’s was actually right next to Logan’s. For convenience, of course. He only moved to the side when people who were clearly not Logan passed by. Otherwise, he remained firmly in the way. He wanted to make sure he didn’t miss him.

Sure enough, Remus soon spotted Logan coming up the path, carrying the huge bag he brought with him to work. Naturally, he saw Remus pretty quickly.

To Remus’s delight, Logan didn’t turn around and bolt in the other direction. He actually increased his pace marginally at the sight of him. Remus wasn’t sure if he’d done that consciously or not.

“Logey!” Remus crooned as the nerd grew closer.

“Remus,” Logan said. As he reached the other lifeguard, he slowed to a stop, then paused, like he wasn’t sure what they were supposed to do next.

“So, you wanna meet him?” Remus grinned. “His name is Janus!” he said, even though he’d already enthusiastically shared that news the night before, because he was still giddy about that piece of juicy information.

Logan adjusted his grip on the strap of his bag. “Um...”

“Aw, come on, you can’t tell me you don’t want to meet him. You tenderly treat a mythical creature’s wounds, and now you don’t even want to say hi?”

“Lower your voice,” Logan advised, even though Remus had made sure there was no one coming up the path when he spoke.

Remus just tilted his head, waiting.

“…I suppose I am curious,” Logan conceded.

Remus was glad he admitted it, but he was still confused. “What happened? You were about to sprint back to my house last night when you thought there was a problem.”

Logan’s expression became more strained again, and then finally he sighed, his shoulders slumping. “I thought that, perhaps, when I woke up this morning….”

“You thought you dreamed him?” Remus guessed.

“I may have hoped that was the case. Unfortunately, I have evidence to the contrary.” Logan held up his phone, which had his and Remus’s text conversation from the night before pulled up.

“Hey, what do you mean, ‘unfortunately’? Janus is cool as hell.”

A couple of beachgoers came down the path. Logan and Remus waited while they approached and walked past, acting natural, probably rather poorly, if the way one of them knowingly raised an eyebrow was anything to go by. At least whatever they thought they knew was probably pretty far off.

“…Granted,” Logan sighed once the pair were gone, “but he still doesn’t make sense. And he shocked you yesterday. ”

Remus pointedly ignored the bit about shocking. “Ah, who cares if he makes sense? He’s real! I know you want to try to figure him out, don’t deny it. Just come say hi. He agreed to meet you properly. Don’t be a bad prom date.”

Logan’s eyebrows furrowed the way they did whenever Remus said something strange, and he still didn’t seem eager to meet a taser fish, but then he seemed to give in. “You’re right,” he sighed. “I do want to meet him. It’s simply… a little alarming,” he admitted.

Remus pointed finger guns at him. “But fun!”

“’Intriguing’ is perhaps a better word.”

“Well, then come be intrigued at my house,” Remus grinned, triumphant.

Logan sighed, but he nodded. “Alright. I’ll follow you in my vehicle.”

“Great!”

[seokjinsonlyone]

What are your thoughts on Jungkook for the open discussion topic??? I’m working my thoughts out and I’ll send it to you later but I wanna know yours as well 🤪

ahhh jungkookie… this guy is like…. first of all we don’t even need visual aids for him like we’ve all seen the my time performance we know that the inner slut exists but the manifestation is so… he has this duality about him bc he’s like the cutest person ever wrapped in one of the sexiest bodies ever so whenever he taps into how he looks physically…… it’s bad for us

i haven’t got the facilities to think in a linear fashion so i hope y’all are able to connect the dots of the scatter plot i’m about to make but listen follow me idk quite where we bout to end up but follow me red flag 🚩 popped up when they were doing the mbti lab thing and he was the only one who said they wouldn’t mind if someone unexpectedly brought another person along to their plans so like if you were that unexpected friend brought along i can just imagine him not so subtly checking you out upon arrival and then all throughout the dinner or whatever just asking you questions about yourself tryna get to know you better which is like… let’s be honest one of the sluttiest things a man can do is be curious about you and then at the end he’d ask for your number and he would randomly text you like a week later but he would do the thing where he would respond like an hour minimum in between texts even tho he was the one who started messaging you first

and then i can see y’all running into each other at some party or something and he’ll see you from across the room and after like two drinks he’s finally gonna pluck up the courage to go over to you and he’ll be like i know you and you’re just gonna nod and roll your eyes bc he basically ghosted you and you’ll call him out for it and then he’ll apologize and tell you he’s a bad texter but also a switch gon get flipped and he’ll turn real playful and be like “so… you were waiting for my call huh?” and then from there it’s just a whole lot of banter the whole night and he’s clinging to you heavy like wherever you go he goes and depending on how much he’s really feeling you he may be actually clingy too

like okay i feel like if he can see something real coming from your relationship he’s gonna be less touchy than if he just tryna smash u feel me like if you really checking off his boxes like he’s gonna have his arm around your shoulders at most but if he tryna hit it’s gon be around your waist if he tryna make you his girl he may groove with you a lil bit on the floor but if he tryna take you home you’re straight up grinding like he finna get nasty wit it fr get lost in you either way the nights at least ending up with his tongue down your throat like you’re definitely making out whether you get plowed into the mattress or not tho depends on how much potential he sees in you if he sees it he’s leaving it with just the kiss and the promise of more and he’s adding a little heart to your contact and if he doesn’t you’re gonna get a mind blowing night in bed but that’s the last you’re hearing from him like he’s deleting your number entirely 💀

[shverse-chatbot]

(@answer@halahala) has anyone in the house tried to play the mafia game?

[#answer] the kids do play sometimes but they more often than not they end up fighting or in heated discussions. i’d love to try too tho 🤗

[#say my name] can this old grandpa stop calling us kids or what.. you’re not even that older than us 🧍

[#wave] answer, man, go live 🤪🤪 btw lately deja vu tends to join us

[#say my name] he’s no fun.

[#wave] he’s fun

[#say my name] he’s not.

[#wave] is

…

[#halahala] i tried playing with them once. never. again.

[a/n: answer is referring to say my name, wave, rapper, pirate king and inception]

[charmed-henry]

Hurts Like a ***** | Henrose

Context: During a game of Among Us, the group discovers that a certain five-letter expletive is bafflingly auto-censored by the interface. As the group tests this out, Henry becomes indignant at the continued use of the word, which he believes to be offensive and indecent. Rose initially joins in on the teasing, but after Henry quits in frustration to go work on a paper, goes on to defend him. After both have finished gaming for the night, they discuss over text.

Date: 16 January 2021 Featuring: @thehuntress-rose Warnings: Profanity!!!!!! 🤪

Rose: How's the paper coming Hen? .....

Henry: Fine Henry: How was the game

Rose: It was fun! I left a little after you because I felt bad lol

Henry: It didn’t seem like you felt bad

Rose:  tried to defend your honor in your absence tho Rose: I did ☹️

Henry: I appreciate that

Rose: Sorry I told them you called me a bitch lol Rose: If it ever comes up outside of that I will defend you

Henry: I forgive you. And I appreciate that. Maybe I overreacted a bit. Henry: I just don't want anyone to think I would say that. Because I wouldn't.

Rose: They probably know. Rose: And I doubt they would care. Jokingly calling someone something mean is normal. And I will admit to being a bitch. I'm sure we all would lol

Henry: Maybe they wouldn't care but I would. A man's honor is the most important thing he has, you know? Henry: For the record, I don't think that's true. Henry: Also, if it ever got back to Jacq or Gus that I allegedly said something like that, I think they would kick my A** ( 😉)

Rose: HAHAHA, that was a good one!

Henry: Thanks 😂 Henry: I think I'm going to take a walk over to Chippamunka's, if you wanted anything. Or if you wanted to join.

Rose: Oooh, spinach puffs!

Henry: I’m on it 👍

[sungtaro]

i've finally watched ALL treasure map videos, and oh my god, no group has made me laugh as much as they do. eps 30 & 31 are still my absolute favourites.

the prank episode was hilarious, with the fake fans in the cafe 😅 eps 36 & 37 were so so funny, i just loved watching the behind the scenes of the web drama, i was laughing so much i had tears in my eyes, i was PHYSICALLY CRYING AT THEIR CRINGE 😭😂😂😂😂

i'm currently watching through their vlives <3 eri, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. WHY DID I TAKE THIS LONG TO GET INTO THEM? WHY 😭😭 they're such precious and adorable sweethearts !!! :((

i know what you're thinking... do i have a bias? PFFT NO. i'm sorry but HOW DO I EVEN PICK ONE???? i do absolutely love junkyu, he's definitely in the bias list but nah at this point, i just bias all of them 💞 the entire group has slid into my ult group list </3 i love them SO SO SO MUCH.

no literally i think if everyone watched treasure map they'd just immediately stan lol like. my irl bestie who is not even a kpop fan is absolutely in love w them because of tmap (she listens to their music now too, has a bias line and everything ...) n every day i send her their pics from twitter and weverse and we discuss what fashion looks we want to recreate ... their power 💎 like genuinelyyyyy i think they are impossible not to love they ARE the best boys in fact ! and they rly are so funny i was just cracking up at the video they posted earlier today ~

hahaha i see u adding your little bias tag to like . all of them 😂 i say all the time that trsr is unfair to almost every other group i stan and i'm ot12 at heart . but eri line does exist as a formality just bc jihoon is my number one bestie jae is my belovedest angel dobby is my actual child and junkyu is my sleep paralysis demon 🤪 that all came with time tho so maybe after u inevitably rewatch tmap a few more times through you'll distinguish your 'bias' line 😂