#will he learn english mmmm

[vrmxlho]

omg could u imagine the itoshi bloodline if sae didn’t discover soccer…

omg i feel like if sae never discovered football he would probably be just as competitive but in some other sport. as a skiier i feel like he would be one too. AND RIN A SNOWBOARDER. they give me winter vibes so i feel like they have a house in the mountains where their family goes every winter break and other breaks during the winter (idk if settimana bianca is common in other parts of the world but whatever)

i headcanon that sae saved all his allowance to buy carve skis cuz his parents didn't think they were safe and he hid them in the basement of their cabin.

they both probably got into skiing together but rin liked snowboarding more? i'm not familiar with loads of snowboarding terms but he would probably be into alpine snowboarding not freestyle or cross

i think this is perfect cuz if you know abt the history of skiing and snowboarding you also know that skiers often view snowboarders are inferior (remind you of someone???)

[devilish-parrot]

Tally Hall themed names for pets:

you can also use this to name your children (or renaming yourself)

If you own a tally hall themed zoo(bin), then you know where to look for names

these are all of course only sugestions. im not forcing you to name you dog zirconium pants.

Most of this isnt serious but if you see some good ideas, go for it. youre welcome in advance

(this has been sitting in my drafts for months and ive lost motivation to finish it but you can roughly guess how it goes)

peoples names:

Zubin

Rob

Ross

Andrew

Joe

Bora

Casey

Marvin

Sally

Steve

Ryan

Colours:

Blue

Yellow

Grey

Green

Red

Orange

Black

Instruments:

Electric guitar

Acoustic guitar

Guitar

Ukuklele

Accordian

Flute

Drum

Piano

Keyboard

Microphone

Amp

Roland Amp

Violin

Bongo

Pair names:

What, When

Circles, Spirals

Birds, Bees (unfortunetly most people will think its a sex ed reference)

Mary-Kate, Ashley (most ppl will think its a direct reference to the olsen twins though)

Juno, Sun

Good, Evil

T, A-L-L-Y

Case, Bass

Click, Flick

Collectable, Delectable

No Answers, No Questions

Bubmle, Mumble

Once, Twice

Where, There

Here, There

Twice, Thrice

Direction, Voice

Double, Bonus

Bung Vulchungo, Zimbabwe Songbirds

Laugh, Kick it back

Rythm, Rhyme

Whether, Whatever

Whether, Anything

Bungalay, Bungalow

Too much, Not enough

Back, Forth

One Thing, Another

Spring, Storm

Enthusiastic, Alive

Silent, Explosive

Over Again, Never Again

Laugh, Clap

Serious, Delirious

Gallows, Ghetto

Town, Meadow

Billows, Over the Sun

End of a time, Another Begun

sky, all the land

Song Lyrics:

MARVINS MARVELOUS MECHANICAL MUSEUM

Good Day

Id like to say hello and welcome you good day

Glass eyes

Nothing

Something

Television

Cardboard houses

Xray Vision

Silly Rhymes

Telephones

Silly games

Periods

Question Marks

2. Greener

Greener

Seconds

Boulders

Weather

Breaking me slowly

Meaner

Cleaner

Greener shade of envy

3. Welcome to Tally Hall

T-A-L-L-Y

Mini Mall

Mega Mart

Eddie Thatch (most ppl will think youre directly referencing blackbeard)

WWTDH

Tizzy Hizzy

Carnival

Tally Hall (not the most creative but whatever)

Automated Players

Suave Fellow

Heterophonic Tunes

Proud Loud Guy

Sipping 'gnac (or Cognac)

Bill Laimbeer

Locksmith

Keys

Badiggle

Unpredictable Games

Antiqueties

English Chap

Knickers

Gall

Sterosonic

Animatronic

Robo-Electronic Ebonics

Quick Distraction

Mechanic Attraction

Good Old-Fashioned Puppet Show

Marionette Quintet

We think we're playing in a band

4. Taken For a Ride

Helpless land

Happy

Sadistic Mystic

Elavator

Fifteen Flights

Creatures

Listening

Painted Whispered Light

Forgotten Hill

Stranded Senate

White Brick House

Lonely Papaerbacks

Tiptoed

Wooden Sign

Lovely

One Secondary Smile

Extra Mile

Chemistry (is gone)

Taken for a Ride

Actor

World Renowned

Last real day of silence

Picture of a Letter

No Secrets (In the door)

5. The Bidding

Mmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmmm (you have to hum the tune)

Cardboard Box

Liqor shop

Pavlov Dog

(Activate my) Bell

(Not a) Single Lady

Atmosphere

Continent

Hemisphere

Circumvent

Disappear

I graduated at the Top

(I like to take advantage of the) Bourgeoisie

Fantasy

Queen

Couple bucks

Gentlemen

Four Times a Lady

Dont shop Around

The Bidding

He's Sold

6. Be Born

Quite Content

Swimming Pool

Pink-Skinned Babes

Forever Young

See the Sun

Six Inches

Dozen People

Cry

(Follow my) Instruction

Little Ball

Bah/ Dah/ Baheyah

7. Banana Man

Colonel P.T Chester Whitmore

Bung Vulchungo

Zimbabwe Songbirds

Banana man

White Hot Sand

Banana Tree

Banana Flow

Mm mm mm mmm

Flame

Spirit

Spirit Game

Spirit Names

Spirit Cloud

Songbirds

Fire light

uptight

Little Fun

Bungalow

Bumping of the drum

Troubles

Go with the Flow

Whatever you may never know

Beckoning Man

African't

Nine o clock

Busy Town

8. Just Apathy

Just one state of mind

Something better

(no) Perfect find

Why i bother

Consider the Possibility

Im so tired

Inspired

I feel bad

I made her sad

I need to learn

Step blindly

close my eyes

Acting kindly

9. Spring and a Storm

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Please stop complaining

Rain

Ground

Sky

Music

Clouds growled overhead

Thunder

Drained my soul away

Mr moon

Deep

Dark

Eternally high (great name for a giraffe)

Obscure

Star

Silent

Explosive

Create

Universe

Overworked

Re-crown

Creation

Over and over and over again

Never again

10. Two Wuv

little thing

just a fling

solely mine

mural

great eyes

fancies

apartments

enrolled in your school

bee

sadness

passes

im calling from tally hall

say that again slowly

lovliness blossomed

11. Haiku

trying

write

haiku

beyond

ancient asian poetry

lost in the sauce

formulaec verse

forte

tried attempts

lah da dee diddum lah dah dah dum ditto dum doo lah dee doh

sufficient

webster

12. the whole world and you

pretty people

sotries

passing letters

questions answered

metaphysical

astronomical

mystical

magical

la la la la la la la la la la la la

kings

distant cities

servisory

congratulatory

brewing

cooing

revealed the truth

not about me

retract

abstract

concluding

13. Ruler of everything

juno

juno was mad

shot at the sun

sun

wily

wily one only friend

mechanical hands

ruler of everything

ruler

everythung

jackrabbit

dance

zurconium pants

consequental

trance

walk

talk

disintegrates

chalk

wif

job

egocentric

mannerisms

wall

mirror

clearer

standing so tall

slobber

clovers

side of the hill

observing the birds

circle in for the kill

facade

scam

cry

detective undercover brotherhood

objective obscene

flibbity jibbity jibber jabber

word to sell story to tell

ringing the bell

comprehend

ubderstand

you resemble a fool

bumbling dragon

14. Hidden in the sand

playing in the sand

found a little band

bid adieu

buy a pony

15. Mucka Blucka

bluck

ba-bluck

a-bluck

blucka

bluck-bluck

blu-ha-ha

blaaah

mucka blucka

mucka-blah

mucka

mucka ba-ba

ba-ba

blough

blucka

bluck

bow

bluckity

blickity

bluck-bluck-bluck

blick

beeiiish

jerk chicken

Good & Evil

Never meant to know

lay of the land

feather in cap

sun in the sand

offered

together again

the earth can stay below

meat from the bone

perfectly equal

being alone

outermost clime

parts combine to one

around the sun

disarray

the sun the shadows cast

reasons on the other hand

2. &

love of the s*n

martyr claiming friends

either perspective of &

weak, strong

wet, dry

right, wrong

live, die

sane, gone

love, not

we forgot

hear it

dont deny it

high, low

new, old

stop, go

hot, cold

john, yoko

dark, light

good night

lesson fron their fathers

same command

lives stuck beside

words, numbers

sound, silence

stop the peace, keep the violence

no, yes

we digress

sad, hapenis (i know how to spell happiness i just cant unhear "ha penis oh god")

big bad betty

golden rule

jungle meet

nothing to love, no one to beat

thungs we know, things we dont

think, cant, will, wont

loath to gather

together, bereft

capitalists, communists

hokey pokey

hate eachother, love yourselves

heaven, hell

3. you & me

starting out a road

carefully unload

open-eyed

another seed to sow

getaway undone

divine, circular design

do do-do do-do

time, place

points along a line

keep on turning

sitting in the park

carefully remark

better when youre learning

in the dark

keep on turning

turn away and around

ive been coming down

4. cannibal

cavern

place where she can stay

darkness

obsessed

need to feed

willing victim

cannibal

rips out my bones

animal

blood is drained

calls it a game

wound

unimstakeable

dig up the skeletons

believe

corners disguised

phantom of glammer

feeding

conceding

5. who you are

appointment

sitting, waiting, hoping

air, night, airplane

flight overcame

distance

emmiting a glow

holding the thoughts

thinking too often

little aloft

not enough heart

armed to the teeth

fireside

falls down

rose up, rode underground

finding found

6. sacred beast

service of the king

almighty

in control of everything

queen decides

lives, dies

tonight we will sing

love, *humming and whistling*

easiest thing

mission

slay the sacred beast

claim our innocence

wont return

feast

riding high

hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm

easisest thing

mission

claim our innocence

it knows its only truth

made of lies

auht, ever-wise

compromise

other sides of our disguise

seperate peace

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[carnivorousyandeere]

some marcus food if u want 👉🏽👈🏽 what if darling meets one of marcus' other patient in the waiting room and they become friends but marcus' other patient convinces darling that marcus doesn't like darling (becos marcus' other patient likes marcus) and marcus actually barely tolerates darling, etc etc. sowing seeds of doubt and self-hatred and darling kind of starts spiraling back to how darling was before therapy. idk, just wanna see how marcus would be like towards someone trying to get in the way of him and his darling

(also sory bout my bad englush)

Mmmm good soup. Your English is good too, don’t worry!

The thought of Marcus having to deal with a much more immature yandere whose affections towards him are starting to get between him and his Darling is delicious…

I think at first, Marcus would allow the other patient’s feelings towards him to continue, not doing much to combat them as it strokes his ego to be adored. However, when they begin to plant seeds of doubt in his Darling’s mind, he knows he’s gone too far.

You and that nobody patient weren’t even supposed to meet— Marcus does his best to insulate your appointments so you don’t encounter any patients and learn about the… special therapeutic techniques he reserves just for you. But mistakes happen, and now you’ve met the worst patient you could’ve run into, and you’re doubting him.

Marcus has to assure you that the other patient is just jealous and a compulsive liar, that they’re unstable and unwell, anything to get across to you that he would never break the bounds of professionalism by discussing you with other patients for no reason, and reassuring you that whatever feelings he shows you— patience, impatience, satisfaction, dissatisfaction, are genuine. He doesn’t hate you, he’s not “barely tolerating you.” You’re his favorite patient, he reassures you of that— though he knows it’s unprofessional to say so.

As for the other patient, he takes some time to break them down and make them feel every bit as insecure and horrible as they’d tried to make you feel. And if they start to get more desperate and violent, as yanderes do, he’ll simply make their death look self-inflicted, or like an accident.

[capycapy-bara]

summary: you end up in one piece ?!?

*im bad at summaries and english isn’t my first language so please excuse any mistakes 🫡*

the story starts during the timeskip and will have spoilers!!!

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“Y/N! do you really believe you will learn anything from just sleeping all day!?” jinbe was rambling for the past five minutes over you not getting up but was it really your fault when the day before he thought it would be a great part of training if you ran for 2 hours and did a full workout while repeatedly saying if you want to help you must be strong yada yada yada but was having to repeat the process really necessary WHEN HE WANTS TO ALL OF A SUDDEN TRAIN EVERYDAY?!?!?

“mmmm let me sleep a little more” you groaned flipping over while grabbing the pillow to cover your ears. hoping maybe he’ll go away

Jinbei had enough of you ‘slacking off’. He was annoyed so he decided that the only way to get you out is by force so he immediately grabbed your blanket and opened the curtains to let the light shine in. the room was small and it’s still surprising being underwater and the sun still being annoyingly bright.

“JINBEI!” you gasp immediately getting up. you glare at him what could possibly be so important that required you to be up at 7 in the morning.

“it is time for training get ready and i will meet you at the seaforest.” calmly he walked out and closed the door. you only stared at the door thinking how did this happen.

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TWO YEARS AGO��

“Hachi are you sure they found a human girl in the forest?” Jinbei said looking cautiously at the entrance to the seaforest. It has been awhile since they have seen a pirate ship so how could a human end up at the sea forest. could she have been abandoned? but it still wouldn’t explain why?

“Yes i’m certain, they said she wasn’t awake but they were afraid to go near her.” he said a little nervous of going with. it made since why young fish man were afraid of getting to close to human being told horror stories about them. more specifically stories of the celestial dragons.

Jinbei lead the way into the sea forest trying to find where exactly this human was, but he couldn’t find anyone or anything that lead to them. everything was the same until he made it to the poneglyph and saw someone laying right beside it. immediately jinbei rushed to aid in any way and saw that this person was in fact the human girl but she didn’t seem injured anywhere in fact she looked quite healthy.

“what should we do?” Hachi stared at the girl not knowing if he should come any closer.

“i have to… study…exam…” the girl said barley above a whisper jinbei immediately looked at her confused. The girl only moved to the other side trying to find comfort.

“i think we should bring her to aid and see if everything internally is okay. will you help me hachi?” he asked hachi to which hachi nodded grabbing onto her heading to fishman island while jinbei stayed behind looking at the weird stone.

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PRESENT

“Do we seriously have to be here?” you groaned knowing what was come. Your body was stillsore after yesterdays workout which you didn’t do often to such extreme so you knew something was wrong.

“You must be strong to find answers.” he said gently staring off into the sea forest

“i think im strong after two years of training im sure i can be of help to you.” you smiled starting to flex your nonexistent muscle to prove a point which only caused Jinbei to laugh.

“Working out helps with mood which is where i believe you don’t have a good handle on things quite yet.” he said

you only stared. you knew why he said that after two years of being here you started to lose faith that you’ll never return home, and what he probably worries about is the drinking and coming back home drunk sobbing into your pillow which is probably what he heard last night. Ever since two years ago when him and hachi found you he took care of you of like you were family. When he would leave for work he would also be searching for answer but never actually finding any leads, he told you that others will believe your insane story and help. at first you believed him being full of hope but after two years of the same thing you weren’t so sure i mean seriously who would believe a girl who says ‘hey you don’t know me but i know you. i’m not from here but i know what’s going to happen. also crazy but this world is a manga in my world anyways i need help getting home.since you can obviously get here their must be a way out, so can you help?’ it’s insane theirs no way you can make it back and you are almost certain you missed that exam too so much for studying all night.

“Are you listening?”

“hmm, oh yeah! right! anyways so it’s been two years jinbei are we sure i didn’t somehow mess up the timeline and now the strawhats aren’t coming to fish man island?” you asked. you’ve always been scared you’ll somehow mess up the pace of the story.

“im sure they’re on their way (Y/N). do not worry i do need to tell you that when you leave with them i will not being going with you i have business with big mom” he said seriously

“that’s fine jinbei… wait… LEAVING WITH THEM?!? Jinbei you never said i was joining them and what exactly makes you think they’ll offer up a spot on their crew?!? oh no jinbei don’t tell me it’s them you were speaking about that will help!” My story might seem insane but this just took the cake because how on earth can i even be allowed on the boat and even if i am ill be killed, so many devil fruits so many haki so many everything im not a main character im not even A character im a random college student who somehow ended up in the world. now i realize this is why he’s so adamant on training because HE WANTS ME TO JOIN THE STRAWHATS!!!

AUTHOR NOTES:

HII this is is my first time writing a fanfic i hope you enjoyed :) i thought it would be a fun idea

[i-will-always-be-happy]

Ler sanemi Lee tanjiro

Sanemi getting revenge for tanjiro headbutting him??

Sanemi: Pray to the gods, because neither Giyuu or Oyakata-sama will save you from this

Warning: This fanfic contains tickles. Also remind them that I don't speak English, so if they find any errors, let me know to correct it. I hope you like it!

Lee: Tanjiro Kamado

Ler: Sanemi Shinazugawa and Nezuko Kamado

'Tanjiro, I'm glad to know that you're out of danger now, I wanted to thank you for helping the corporation defeat the UpperMoon, I really appreciate it' 'E-eh?! No no no! It's the least I can do! Thanks to you, Nezuko and I can stay together and...! Nezuko! Where is it?!', Tanjiro looked around the place, there was no trace of the box

'You don't have to worry, Sanemi, the wind hashira is taking care of her, they should be at his farm. Don't worry, Sanemi is a good and loyal boy, he hasn't hurt her', Tanjiro smiled and after a few minutes, he politely said goodbye and ran away. He was worried, the first time he had stabbed her, what would have happened these days?

'Nezuko!!' 'Mmmm?!', Tanjiro entered the estate, it was totally dark, Shinazugawa had really taken the job of caring for and protecting her seriously. When he arrived, he found Shinazugawa stroking the little demon's head, Tanjiro was confused, had he misjudged Sanemi?

'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU IDIOT?! What right do you have to enter my house like that?!' 'Sorry Shinazugawa-sama! Only, I came looking for Nezuko', Sanemi sighed, the little girl got up and approached her brother, hugging him and putting her hands on his head so that he could caress her and pamper her.

Sanemi closed his eyes, but they snapped open when he heard laughter. 'Nehehezuko! I mihihiss you tohohoho! Ehehehe! Ihihit tihihickles!' 'So, it's ticklish, huh?', a thought went through Sanemi's head, remembering the headbutt Tanjiro gave him at the hashira meeting.

'Hey, demon girl...can I help you?' 'Mhm!' Tanjiro's eyes widened as he saw Shinazugawa get up and walk over laughing and clenching his knuckles.

'Wahahait! Nehehehezuko?! Shinazugahahahawa?!' 'Why are you acting so surprised? It's not going to happen, I mean, you're always here and there saying everyone should smile! Well, your sister and I will do the same, I'll give him a class as an older brother, on how to make our brothers laugh hehehe'

'Look, I recommend that you go first to a place that doesn't make him laugh too much and that you be very kind' 'Mmm!', Nezuko laughed under her bamboo.

'WAHAHAHIT!! MOHOHOVE SOMEHEHEHEWHERE ELSE!!' GEAHAHAAHAHAH!! NEHEHEZUKOHO! HEHEHELP!!' 'Oh, it seems I went straight to the wrong place~, my mistake, but what are we here, let's get the lesson up a bit, shall we?', Sanemi appeared to be gentle, however he was digging with enormous force into the armpits of Tanjiro, making sure not to leave any spot

'Mm!' 'Do you want the lesson to be slow? Very good, well Kamado, it's not my fault, your little sister wants to learn' 'NOHOHOHO!! NEZUKO! DOHOHON'T ENCOURAHAHAHAGE HIHIHIM!! EHEHEHEHE!! NONONONO!!!', despite Shinazugawa trying to be 'gentle', Tanjiro's tingling body was unable to handle it.

Shinazugawa's fingers moved up and down his sides, while Nezuko's did the same on his belly, he didn't know what was worse for him, Sanemi's merciless fingers or Nezuko's small claws.

'NEHEHEZUKO! SHINAZUGAWA-SAN!! HEHEHEY!! NOHOHOT!! PLEHEHEASE!! I'M TOO TIHICKLIHIHIHSH!' 'It must suck to be you, we're barely touching you', well at least Tanjiro recognized it, his body after so many battles had reached a new level of sensitivity. 'GAHAHAHA!! *snorts* DOHOHOHON'T!! *snort* NOHOHOT AGAHAHAHAIN!! PLEHEHEASE!!'

'Hmm!' 'You're right girl, it seems that his armpits and neck are very sensitive', one of Sanemi's hands dug into Tanjiro's armpits while the other gave small touches to his neck. 'Another very important thing, teasing, you've made your brother feel like a little baby... Do you want me to show you?', Tanjiro howled and arched his back, kicking the floor with his feet and hands, he wanted to push them away, he had that necessity, but in another part, his nose told that Sanemi did not have bad intentions, or that was what he appeared to be.

'What's up young Kamado? Can't stand a little tickling?', oh no, anything but that... 'Is the little slayer who headbutted a hashira too ticklish? You're laughing a lot, you must enjoy it, right? Do you like this? Are you a baby who loves tickling? Do you want us to continue? I can't hear you asking us to stop!', Tanjiro blushed so much that his face began to burn, he could never stand someone making fun of him, he was embarrassed.

'PLEASE!! STAHHAHHAHAP!! *hip* ENOHOHOHUGH!! *hip* SORRYYY FOR THE HEADBUTT!! I SWEHEHEHEAR!! FOHOHORGIVE MEHEHEHE!! MEHEHEHERCY!! NEZUKO!! STAHHAHHAHAP HIHIHIM!!', Nezuko didn't need to stop him, Sanemi stopped and smirked, no doubt he had been held back by the little girl next to him, but had they been alone, Tanjiro would have become his tickle toy

Sanemi laughed, seeing the young man who was looking at the ceiling and still giggling, with a hand on his chest as he tried to recover all the air he lost. Nezuko reached over and patted her brother's head, smiling. Well, part of Sanemi's revenge was done.

[creative-kny-fics]

If requests are open, could you do Ler sanemi and Lee nezuko? Maybe he's not allowed to hurt her so he tickles her instead?? Feel free to decline this ofc! Have a great day/night :3

Ohhh! Clear! I remember that in my previous account I made a similar request but with Ler!Nezuko and Lee!Sanemi. So let's say the theme would be the same, I hope you don't mind

(I don't ship them!)

Warning: This fanfic contains tickles. Also remind them that I don't speak English, so if they find any errors, let me know to correct it. I hope you like it!

Ler: Sanemi Shinazugawa

Lee: Nezuko Kamado

'I see... So, Shinazugawa enjoyed spending time with Nezuko. Thank you for letting me know.' Kagaya gently stroked his crow's head and smiled.

Again Sanemi was called before Oyakata - Sama, ehh, well the conversation was the same.

'Shinazugawa, I've heard that some of my children are at Kocho's estate and I'd like to visit them, would you be willing to take care of Nezuko again?'

'Bu-but Oyakata - Sama, you can't get out of bed... You should stay and rest' 'I'm aware of that Sanemi, that's why it will be Amane who will go. I need to know that Mitsuri, Tokito, Tanjiro and Genya are okay...' 'As you order, sir', Sanemi nodded and took the box with the little demon and retired to his estate

But something was worrying him, Genya, how would he be? Maybe he could go with Nezuko later, he needed to make sure his brother was okay.

'Hey Nezuko, it's me. We are in my estate, I sealed all the windows and doors, there is no sunlight now', the box opened, but there was something wrong, where was Nezuko's bamboo? She wasn't wearing it...

'Hey, where's your bamboo?' 'Go-Good-Good morning...', HUH?! Sanemi was surprised, what had happened? Did Nezuko no longer need her bamboo? Had she been human again? what the hell happened?

'I don't know what just happened, but when we go to Kocho's, I wait and he gives me a reasonable explanation' 'Ko-Kocho!'

The afternoon was strange, it was strange not to hear the 'Mmm!' characteristic of Nezuko, but even so, he stayed calm, taking care of her was calm, it was so calm that he fell asleep

'Wow...Last time was more fun...What are you trying to do?' 'Sa... Saa... Salami!' 'AS YOU TOLD ME?!' 'Salami!', nope, she wasn't joking, she really said Salami, she's trying, okay?

'My name is not "Salami" it's Sanemi! Or if you can't, Shinazugawa!' 'Salami!', it's almost there... I think

'San... Salami!', well, she tried.

'You damn brat-!', wait, he can't hit her, Oyakata - Sama would be disappointed in him, dammit... damn-... wait a minute, that wasn't against the rules

Sanemi approached the petite young woman, smiling and cracking his knuckles.

'So trouble learning my name, huh? Well, you'll see how quickly you'll learn that way', nope, he's not going to hit her.

'Hahahahaha! Mhmhm! Hehehey! Sahahalami!' 'I already told you, it's SA NE MI!'

Yeah Shinazugawa, I'm sure she'll learn that way *sarcastic tone*

'Ahahahaha! Mmmm! Mhmhm!' 'What's happening? Doesn't it tickle you enough? Well, how about here?!', Sanemi directed his fingers to Nezuko's waist, the laughter from before did not compare to the one from now.

'GYAHAHAHAHA!! Sahahahalami!! Wahahahahit!! Sahahahaha-' 'Do you want me to tell you how to stop me? Say right name, I'll teach you, so repeat after me!'

Hmm, let's see if Shinazugawa's method works on Nezuko.

'Ok, first is Sa!' 'Sahahaha!!'Neee' 'NEHEHEHEHE-!!!' 'MY!' 'MIHIHIHI?!', Sanemi at least let her speak well!

'So, all together what does it say?!' 'SAHAHAHALAMI!!', yep, it didn't work-

'Wow, apparently this lesson will last until you get my name right....'

[siremasterlawrence]

The English Stabel Part 1

Daniel Craig is the owner, boss and CEO of his won company named Craig Systems in the Worldwide distribution of his specially engineered laptop.He invites me in to his office the very next day early in the morning I walk through the swinging door and say hello to the guards as I enter the elevator.My boss is literally the only one then I can see across from me I cross the lengthy hall way and makes my way to his room with a scowl on my face.

He slams his fist on his desk with a hard fist demanding that I close the door behind me and stand In front of my desks before he sighs.I can hear his deep breathing so I sit on the chair next to me awaiting for whatever he is about to unleash on me in a fit of terror I am use to. He apparently wants to go over my project so even though he is expecting a sd card for him to input I surprise him with a lengthy stick.

“This is not a fucking game Lawrence! I am your boss get with the program.” He howls at me to which I smile pointing the wand at his face. “What the fuck stop! You fool.” He is stating pointing me with a harsh tone till I roll my eyes at him which only made him more angry at me. Angrier he gets the steam steams from his ears enticing me to new levels where the minute press a sole button on it a laser shoots straight in to his eyes.

I instruct him to stand by the window so I can see him in the light he is not that bad looking with a serious cold expression on his face to say fuck off and I walk over to him as I plant a kiss. “You see so much better to do as you are told, forget who you are and become all mine.” I whisper in his ears before I sit him down on the chair as I slip on to his lap feeling him up I enjoy my conquest.

Unfortunately for me his son Tom enters the scene with a smirk quickly transforming in to a expression of disgust and he is about to pummel me with his fist he races at me butI set my foot forth as he trip and fell forward on to the carpet.The anger rises when he stares up at me as I close the door once more he attempts to tackle and I let him succeed in that because he is already mine.

when he pins me down he catches wind of a strange beam floating through the room. My hand took the beam leading his eyes to the mirror I press the button as the laser hit the mirror shooting back at him it split in to three lights of beam one to his forehead and the others in his eyes. He froze in time with his body stuck I laugh rolling his off my body and I kiss him the I snap my finger as both men rise there feet they fall to his knees in utter obedience.

“Daniel and Tom! Can you both hear me right now? You both shook your head in total obedience as I agree with them knowing you both belong to me.” I smack my hand together feeling them rub on together in succession the window shades drop and the local settle I point upward as they rise begin to do a striptease for me on my command I have taken absolute control of them forever.

They fell to his knees they both crawl over to me sitting on their knees they begin rubbing my legs sweetly kissing them with time we all learn and I pull them up to my lips one arm of each of them land on my shoulder as I smell the intoxicating aroma spread on to my body we start to make out with each other heavily. “Mmmm! Oh My Master Lawrence.” Tom states. “My love, you are my god.” Daniel begs.

Daniel and Tom leave the day early carrying me with them on a work errand taking me to the family mansion in the cars we race on to the streets we drove off to the city streets of to his mansion. “Good bois! Meet me in the living room we have to plan some things out for the longterm starting with you guys sign over everything to me and you gleefully agree with me.” I say with pride as they sit down.

I did not realize that they were planning to have a barbecue that day for the launch of his third eldest sons twenty four seven holiday hotel. His name is Jamie he is pretty hot amongst the hottie and the family he is someone to be reckoned with an evil looking skull on his face as he stares at me and is ready to approach me. Tom stands up as blocking him from attacking me but of course.

He throws a punch and he hits his dad to which he is in complete disbelief at his own behavior and he beg his father for the man’s forgiveness but Daniel does not care so he ignore him. I nod my head alerting, both of my slave men to jump into action instead beside him again, and they slip in back of him grabbing his shoulder, they pin him down still looking at me such affection of love.

Using the wand I gave him pressing the only button as he freezes and call for the two men to set up the barbecue and get it all set up to they exit not to happy they had to leave. “Jamie can you hear me? “ I ask he shakes his head answering yes to me as he licks his lips listening to my every word we go upstairs clean him up and get him dress for the party.

“Go place the this as card in to the lap top so you can enjoy true mental recalibration while dancing away to your madness and total surrender.” He replies doing exactly as instructed the music starts when Ellis walks in to the massive backyard he lays his hand on the wall and he began to lean on it lost to the sound.

“Ellis right? That’s your name come join all of the dancing.”

“Good boi! Flow free”

“Party hard let all else go”

“Embrace the craziness “

“Join the fun”

“Enjoy me”

“I am your Master”

“Master Lawrence “

“I love you Ellis”

“Please meet my son James”

“Nice to meet you !”

“Who are you ?”

“Do you like the music?”

“Answer the question “

“I bet you do”

“It’s in your head “

“Feels so good”

“Stop”

“You can’t think”

“STOP”

“Mwahahahahaha “

“Admit “

“Nnooo”

“Admit”

“You are hot”

“Yes”

“You want me so bad you can taste me”

“Hi, I am Henry”

“Yes Master Lawrence”

The end

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

*revives again*

I'll be soon going to sleep, but anyways

Thank you btw! <3 I'll still be a bit hesitant as of now to write fics but i'll definitely will keep making ideas, boredom does that to ya'

Now i'm like, wanting to write a fic about cryptid Hal especially after reading a one shot with this topic, but i think i'll just write down ideas so i can talk about them with someone who is willing to listen! :3

I'm now like: Hal slowy turning into a cryptid without realizing it.. bird Hal...(I have the perfect bird for him, even though i would probably make my own little species for him), lots of hurt before comfort, it gets worse before it gets better, lots of whump.. nomnom😈

Body horror too since the wings would have to, literally and im not even joking, rip apart his back since he didn't originally have them.. painful back pains before the wings actually come out, gotta love some good old fashioned "it gets worse before it gets better"

Also him hiding out of either fear or denial, or fear of being judged by the League because God that man needs therapy!!

The deep seated fear of becoming inhuman bc of the rings is so scrumptious, MMMM

I’m reminded of that one nightmare JL:U episode where that GL was stuck in a nightmare where humanity became alien to him and he progressively got taken over by the ring until he couldn’t understand English and was scaring people away.

Specifically with Hal and this bird transformation imagine the slow creep into it tho.

His appetite gets weirdly fast and suddenly he’s catching up with Barry or Wally on their snack breaks to carb up, eating way too much until he feels like he’s going to be sick but then it passes and he’s hungry all the same, not knowing he’s fueling the fire of his body burning up calories to shift. His skin gets weird and prickly in places that’s mostly covered by his suit or loose clothing as a civilian, his fingers seem longer and thinner, his hands and palms too as they stretch out to an appropriate wing span but it just looks slightly unproprtional for the time being so he’s not worrying too much other than his skin. His lips thin and there’s a sharp pain at the front of his gums, like something is trying to force itself out and his teeth are feeling ill-fit in his own mouth.

He gets knee pains and during a fight with a heavy hitter, maybe Lobo, multiple bones are broken and they stick him in some sort of med pod to expedite the healing process but that does him in. His broken legs bend backwards and the change forces a talon from his heel as his feet cover in scales over flesh, his arms grow and fingers combine into those misshapen wings that take up so much space in the med pod he’s curled in on himself in comatose agony. His teeth rot and are replaced with the beak that had been forcing itself out until his lips stretch around the outline of it and are covered by the feathers just starting to take proper form.

When someone checks in the next day what’s inside isn’t Hal anymore, he can’t do little more than scream in harpy cries at the agony he wakes up to. He can’t walk, can hardly lift himself up with his hands gone and replaced with winged arms that hardly have the feathers needed to fly after his bones stretched and broke into this new misshapen body of his. His head pounds because his eyes have shifted from front facing to more on the sides of his head like a prey species, not entirely but enough that he can’t physically see the world the same anymore. When the pain subsides and he finds his voice it’s more shrill and improper because his mouth isn’t the same anymore and he has to learn how to speak again with this new speech impediment.

Arugh! Love this

He’d have to be physically bigger too, bc yes, and have to come to terms with the fact he’s got hollow bones now. After all the angst is done his biggest sad factor is that he can’t enjoy food the same anymore bc he can’t really eat much of it depending on what beak he grew in

[ongreenergrasses]

tagged by @anosrepasi 💜💜💜 thank you my fellow previous night shift crew and writing friend!!!

1) how many works do you have on AO3?

58

2) What’s your total AO3 word count?

224,834 although that is about to skyrocket

3) What fandoms do you write for?

right now tog, thg, and good omens. i am done with longfic for tog but i still do shorter works and prompts. if i think about the behemoth for too long i’ll just start laughing hysterically so i try not to but that’s uh. that’s a long motherfucker

4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

almost a thing my heart could endure sweeps, then it’s and so they did., this is the way i’ll love you, on loyalty, and he ain’t heavy, he’s my brother . imo out of those fics on loyalty is definitely the best and i’m really glad that so many people liked it

5) Do you respond to comments?

yes! Sometimes it takes me a good long while but i respond to all my comments. if i’m posting something regularly then i will respond to comments as i post but otherwise it can take up to a year sorry everyone

6) What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

mmmm probably I lie

7) What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

i do bittersweet i don’t really do happy, but i think The Logic Of Color has a happy ending!

8) Do you get hate on fics?

the closest i got to hate was with be on your way because it’s Joe/Nile, but i wouldn’t consider it hate per se

9) Do you write smut?

sometimes. i’m learning and people have been very kind

10) Do you write crossovers? If so, what’s the craziest one you’ve written?

i was writing fic back in 2011/2012 and that was the wild fucking west. i loved it. i wrote something that was Rose Tyler/Loki and people actually liked it which blew my fuckin mind but that’s just how things were back then

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

afaik no

12) have you ever had a fic translated?

no but i’ve thought about translating a couple of mine myself

13) have you ever cowritten a fic before?

no, there were a couple times i briefly flirted with the idea and casually talked to people about it but the moments have passed and rn i don’t really know what i’d cowrite

14) What’s your all time favorite ship?

i’ll be real with you i’ve kind of stopped engaging with media through the lens of shipping…like obviously you still find me writing fics but actual ships and shipping itself isn’t nearly as important to me as it used to be. HOWEVER. i’ve been a johnlock girlie since about age 5 so that’s the longest running ship and probably my favorite

15) What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

i finish all my WIPs lol i’ve abandoned two fics in my life and my current WIPs are either a) still in the brain or b) finished and being revised within an inch of their lives

16) What are your writing strengths?

i write about a lot of difficult topics and i do it as carefully and respectfully as i can while not making it so dark as to turn people away. i think i’ve got that balance down. of course these things are experienced differently by everyone so my work won’t always resonate and i’m aware of that and fine with it

17) what are your writing weaknesses?

dude idk. everything at some point or another? at least that’s what it feels like. a thing i consistently really struggle with is i feel like I can get way too florid and indirect with language, which in some contexts is fine, but in others really fucking distracting

18) thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

oh boy do i ever have thoughts. but I’ve collected them and because i mostly write third person limited, i don’t put dialogue in other languages in fic for 2 reasons. a) if the character would understand the language, i translate the statements being made in it into English because the story is being conveyed in English and that’s how the character would show their understanding. b) if the character would not understand the language, they would be unable to recognize the words and express them because it’s third person limited. the exception with this is if there is an untranslatable word that has no English equivalent. that i’ll keep in the original language

however. with the behemoth there are consistently two languages being spoken and intermingled throughout. i have kept all the dialogue in English but the parts that are being spoken in Spanish, i am translating from Spanish back into English to try and keep the cadence and vocabulary. it is hard as hell and i know that people will not notice but it matters to me ig

19) First fandom you wrote for?

DOCTOR WHO BABY

20) Favorite fic you’ve written?

i think the best fic i’ve written is hips but all my work has a special place in my heart. every fic means different things to everyone and i’ve gotten incredibly meaningful and powerful comments on things that i didn’t think were really my best, which made me like those fics more. you never know what will resonate with people and what won’t!

tagging @isabellehemlock @goldheartedsky @unintentionalgenius @genyathefirebird @godihatethisfreakingcat @scorchedhearth and any other writers who would like to!!

[cerealmonster15]

HELLO. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS !! IT IS GAME TIME !!!

This quiz is very simple :) you shouldn't have any problems with it :) it's just their names after all !!!! Tell me which character each name is 😊

Admittedly though, taking this chance to study up on them myself bc even though I play on the JP server, I only recognize a couple of these 😭

カリム・アルアジーム

ルーク・ハント

ジャック・ハウル

ジャミル・バイパー

フロイド・リーチ

リリア・ヴァンルージュ

ジェイド・リーチ

ラギー・ブッチ

リドル・ローズハート

トレイ・クローバー

アズール・アーシェングロット

エース・トラッポラ

シルバー

マレウス・ドラコニア

オルト・シュラウド

エペル・フェルミエ

デュース・スペード

ケイト・ダイヤモンド

イデア・シュラウド

セベク・ジグボルト

���オナ・キングスカラー

ヴィル・シェーンハイト

excuse me. Oh my god.

see if you had asked me these back in like, late 2020/early 2021 i maybe wouldve done slightly better than im about to do bc the only way i could ever find twst fanart back then was by constantly copy pasting their names into pixiv bc there wasnt much of an english fanbase at the time... virtually none on tumblr... but i havent done it much recently- i did a few days ago [from when u initially sent this LOL] but it's nothing compared to when i did it like, DAILY jklfdsjklfds

at least. at least silver is a freebie LOL

umm. Ok this one both first and last name end in ム but I don’t know what ム is 🤔 I think this is gonna be Kalim or ruggie. The ム is probably either -im or -ie bc they’re the only ones left that have names that have that pattern… going with KALIM bc I have another guess later for ruggie

uhh. god i remember the dashes in some of these names specifically tripping me up when i was learning how ship names worked LOL. Mmmm I think it’s either gonna be rook or vil bc the name is short and snappy and written similar to Ace (I think. Maybe I got fucked on the Ace guess bddbcbfbf) but the last name seems shorter which makes me wanna think it’s rook? The last names both end in the T/-to sound…. ト you are Everywhere…. OH but I think it’s ROOK HUNT bc the next one I said is Jack howl and both of the last names for those two start with ハ so maybe that’s a hhhhhh sound??? Rook bb is that you???

Backwards process of elimination from 7 and 4, I think this one is JACK HOWL

i think this one might be azul or jamil but idr which LOL. i mean it looks too long to be either of them BUT im almost positive that triple line thing was in there when i looked up azujami LOL and i dont see it anywhere else so umm. idk jamil maybe??? unless i recognize that one for a different name and remember wrong sfjdsklfjd. Ok yes I think it’s Jamil bc of my same reasoning for #7

leech. Floyd?

Liiiilia? Going off ア at the end of probably idia matching here. Lilia please do not bamboozle me AGAIN

leech. Jade? I was back and forth for a while but since three characters start with the Ja- sound and there are three names with that same character at the start… I think this is Jade.

Ummm. R-ruggie. Maybe. Going on yet another limb bc it ends in チ and the only other names that end in that are leech, so maybe bucci’s ch sound matches??

A bit of a stretch guess but I’m gonna say riddle? For the same ド reasoning i say in 17; riddle has that -do sound near the end of his name but I feel like there’s an extra sound thing after it. Specifically when trey screams his name in book 1 but I can’t really remember LOL. But the last name also has ト… -to… rosehearts… rosehear-to….

trey or cater. i think trey.

Doing another stretch guess and saying azul, bc he’s the only one with same letter for both his initials and this one has a same character at the start of both. I am hesitant bc az and ash I would think might be different? But I can’t think of anyone else that would have a similar start 🤔 and the length of names looks possible. And by that logic, ト at the end might be the -to sound, which does line up with the to- for like trey’s name. Idk how it’s actually spelled but when I mumble it to myself that’s what it sounds like hdjfjfngng

Ace I think, with the ト in tr- appola to match tr-ey and ashengrot-to… which I mean in English maybe doesn’t match but I think I’m Japanese spelling/pronunciation they are??? Also this one looked familiar from my pixiv days and I couldn’t place it, but I think the A for a-deuce is what I’m remembering LOL

SILVER

Malleus? The ア at the end of maybe draconia matches the -ia for maybe idia and lilia

idia or ortho. I think ortho once again bc of the ト -to sound??

PROCESS OF ELIMINATION YOU WERE THE LAST ONE LEFT. EPEL???

Deuce? Bc names like Jade, Floyd, Diamond, and shroud all have the ド at the end, and spade should have one too I think 🤔 beloved juice spade please don’t fail me now 🙏

cater or trey. i think cater.

idia or ortho. Going with idia bc I decided the other is ortho probably….. ooh and his and lilia’s names mmmmmaybe would end the same? Possibly???

Ok this one and 22 last names both end in ト, that -to sound, and all I have left are Leona vil Epel and sebek, so this one has to be either Schoenheit or Zigvolt… I’m going to completely guess and say this one is SEBEK. bc of the two this name looks less familiar to me and I k ow I used to look up several vil ships on pixiv LOL. also the last name looks shorter. So I think sebek

Ok down to Epel or Leona. I’m going with Leona tho bc it’s Slightly Longer than #16 AND bc silver and Probably Viper both end in the same dash and I think phonetically they sound more like -ar??

Reasoning for 20, I’m saying vil 🤔

LAYS FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND. DO UR WORST WHATS MY GRADE ☠️

[blogfordantreacy]

15 questions and 15 mutuals

Thank you for the tags @kittensittin and @broadwayfreak5357! Sorry it’s taken me forever to do this, I’m anxious and lazy sometimes lol. But it means a lot that yall thought to tag me 🥹

were you named after anyone?

Not a person, but my gov’t name is based off of this story: “Once Noah’s ark was completed, the skies opened and rain fell for forty days and nights until the entire earth was covered with water and no living thing survived except those within the safety of the ark. When the skies cleared and another forty days had passed, Noah released a raven. Noah’s raven “went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth.” Only when a dove Noah sent out after the raven no longer returned did Noah decide it was time to leave the ark and the mountain top upon which it rested.”

when was the last time you cried?

Mmm probably last week? During household stressors lmfao

do you have kids?

Nope, but I have 4 niblings that I love more than life itself

do you use sarcasm a lot?

Not really? I think it’s cause I have a hard time understanding sarcasm when others use it (neurodivergence baby!) and idk it’s just not my style. I’m more of a facial expressions when exasperated, and also just not a very negative or cynical person. But occasionally I am!

what's the first thing you notice about people?

Ahhhh, usually what they are wearing maybe? Or their hair? I don’t even know

what's your eye color?

Brown, nothin to write home about

scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings > scary movie, but complicated endings > happy endings sometimes. When it makes sense. But sometimes you just need a happy ending. Plus I don’t like most scary movies.

any special talents?

Uhhhh idk! I have a lot of patience, which makes me good at my job. Im good at finding good people for jobs (like a good plumber or whatever). Im really good at Guitar Hero? I play on like expert. Idk these aren’t really talents…

where were you born?

Ohio!

what are your hobbies?

Reading/writing fic, going out to eat lol, doing nature things, traveling, baking, bike riding sometimes. And music and podcasts, I listen to a lot of both.

have any pets?

One! A cat. He’s p alright (I’m not a big pet person but my partner is)

what sports do you play/have you played?

Uhhh I’ve tried my hand at several different sports as a kid, but played soccer the longest. Mostly defense or goalie. I’d love to play dodgeball or rugby these days.

how tall are you?

Like 5’2? Short king

favorite subject in school?

Mmmm probably English or math (sans geometry, fuck that class lol). I loved learning, still do, but don’t like homework or busywork, and I don’t love the way we do education in the US. But I had some wonderful teachers and my mom, who have always encouraged my natural curiosity and wanting to get better at things. I’m a super curious person!

dream job?

I do really love what I do now! Working in a library is a blast. I also think working at NPR would be so cool, but I don’t have a radio voice. Honestly my dream is to shadow/intern at 12 different jobs for 1 year.

Tagging @rosy-avenger, @its-very-cold-in-space and whoever else wants to go I don’t even know who I’m mutuals with at this point 😂

[boosqoowoo]

beenzino - if i die tomorrow (english lyrics translation)

오늘 밤이 만약 내게 주어진 if this night were given to me

돛대와 같다면 what should i do with this? if it were like a mast, what should i do with this? *a mast is an old word for a pole or rod, commonly used when referring to a flag at half-mast, where it is lowered down the flagpole to show respect for someone who died **mast is also Korean slang for the last cigarette in the pack

mmmm maybe

지나온 나날들을 시원하게 훑겠지 i will skim through the days that passed cooly

스물 여섯 컷의 흑백 film a black and white film with twenty-six cuts *this album, 24:26, is his stories from during the time when was 24 to 26 years old

내 머릿속의 스케치 a sketch in my head

원하든 말든 메모리들이 memories whether i want it or not

비 오듯 쏟아지겠지 will pour down like rain

엄마의 피에 젖어 태어나고 내가 처음 배웠던 언어 i was born covered in my mother's blood and learned my first language

부터 낯선 나라 위에 떨어져 별 다른 노력 없이 배웠던 영어 and then, learnt English in a foreign country without much struggles *he moved to New Zealand at around 10 years old with his father, and then his parents divorced 3 years later, and his mother remarried

나의 아버지에 대한 혐오와 나의 새 아버지에 대한 나의 존경 hatred for my father and my respect for my stepfather

갑자기 떠오른 표현, life's like 오렌지색의 터널 the phrase that suddenly comes to mind, 'life's like an orange-colored tunnel*' *"my thoughts are that a tunnel is dark while you drive through it. one needs to keep driving to reach the light at the end of the tunnel. the process of life itself is represented by this tunnel. i used the color orange because tunnel lights are orange” - beenzino

if i die tomorrow if i die die die

고개를 45도 기울여 tilt my head 45 degrees* *to smoke

담배 연기와 함께 품은 기억력 memories covered with cigarette smoke

추억을 소리처럼 키우면 if i grow memories as if they were sound

눈을 감아도 보오이는 theater a theater i can see even with my eyes closed

시간은 유연하게 휘어져 time bends flexibly

과거로 스프링처럼 이어져 and continues like a spring towards the past

아주 작고 작았던 미니어쳐 a very small miniature

시절을 떠올리는 건 껌처럼 쉬워져 remembering those times becomes as easy as chewing gum

빨주노초 물감을 덜어, 하얀색 종이 위를 총처럼 겨눴던 pouring out red, orange, yellow, green paint and aiming like a gun at white paper

어린 화가의 경력은 뜬금없게도 힙합에 눈이 멀어 the career of a young painter is surprisingly blinded by hip-hop *Beenzino was studying art in university before he debut as a rapper

멈춰버렸지만 전혀 두렵지 않았어 although I stopped, I wasn't afraid

cuz i didn't give a fuck about 남의 시선 cuz i didn't give a fuck about other people's gazes

cuz life is like 나 홀로 걸어가는 터널 cuz life is like a tunnel where I walk alone

if i die tomorrow

내게도 마지막 호흡이 주어지겠지 i will also be given my last breath… right?

마라톤이 끝나면 끈이 끊어지듯이 like a marathon that ends when the finish line is crossed

당연시 여겼던 아침 아홉 시의 해와 the sun at 9 am that i took for granted as well as the

음악에 몰두하던 밤들로부터 fade out fade out from nights where i was immersed in music

말보로와 함께 탄, 내 20대의 생활 my life in my twenties, spent with Malboro* cigarettes *a popular brand of cigarette (also the brand Beenzino smokes)

내 생에 마지막 여자와의 애정의 행각 my final romantic encounter with the last lady of my life

책상 위에 놓인 1800원 짜리 펜과 the 1,800 won pen on my desk

내가 세상에 내놓은 내 노래가 가진 색깔 the colors of my songs that i released to the world

까지 모두 다 다시는 못 볼 것 같아 i feel like i won't be able to see any of it again

삶이란 게 ��� 지겹긴 해도 좋은 건가 봐 although life can be a bit tiring, i guess it's still good

엄마, don't worry bout me ma mom, don't worry about me ma

엄마 입장에서 아들의 죽음은 도둑 같겠지만 from a mother's perspective, her son's death must be like a robbery but *a thief steals what is precious to you, in this case the most precious being to his mom is him

i'll be always in your heart, 영원히 i'll always be in your heart, forever

i'll be always in your heart, 할머니 i'll always be in your heart, grandma

you don't have to miss me, 난 이 노래 안에 있으니까 you don't have to miss me because I am in this song

나의 목소리를 잊지마 don't forget my voice

if i die tomorrow

[sticksstonesbonespoems]

The Tower of London

The Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Vikings, French, Germans and all the “nationalities” that make up the people soup of London have been joined by the civilizations that soup colonized. It is a wondrous, multi-cultural city. Smack dab in the middle is a fortress that started as a medieval palace and became infamous for executions. The central building was erected by William the Conqueror who is responsible for making the English at least partly French even if they will not admit it as England and France became the Cain and Abel of Western Europe for centuries.

Power, monarchy and human weakness fed war and cruelty. Edward the first taxed the Jewish population higher than anyone else to pay for the construction of towers. Then he kicked them all out of England. The one room dedicated to devices of torture has boards glibly stating that there was not nearly as much torture as you would think. Oh no. There were only 81 cases of state-sanctioned torture. Mmmm hmmm. Who are you trying to kid? That statement should not be allowed to assuage any guilt felt by the largest purveyor of medieval hijinks and abject colonization. There is a quaint little pub across the street from the Tower called the Hung, Drawn. And Quartered. Own it England.

There are some things that have not evolved well. In the 50 or so years since my last visit, the ravens of the tower are now kept locked up. When I was a child, they free-roamed the grounds when tourists were there. Men just cannot be trusted.

Also, not one of us avoids death. Life is for living.

Haman

“So they hanged Haman on the gallows that he had prepared for Mordecai.”

Esther 7:10

“The loveliest lynchee was our Lord.”

Gwendolyn Brooks

Haman, good provider, brought his own rope.

Arranged with care his own unique reward.

He was risen higher in public death

Than he dared hope to rise in public life,

High as the best carpenters of the realm

Could build, high as the best gallows makers

He could afford to hire could lofty reach.

He twists slowly, slowly, at his rope’s end,

Turning slowly, his gaze could see for miles

Around now if still his eyes could see,

Turning slowly, could scan the capital,

The ways and and avenues that lead to power,

Turning slowly, South, East, North, West, search for

The junction where it all went somehow wrong.

Always and only he had expected

Simple justice: just what he had coming,

Had served his king, had shirked no drudging task,

Kept his desk clean, filed reports on time,

Learned decorum proper to high command—

Whose wife to flirt with and whom to avoid,

How to carve the roast, when to chill the wine,

How to serve up what the king wants to hear

At conference, and serve it up sincere.

Order, protocol, rank, degree, respect—

He knew his place and merely asked that those

Below know theirs; he wasn’t asking much:

The easy bow, the bending of the knee

To rank, acknowledging the earned degree.

His wife at first had thought his ravings odd,

A petty agnostic fret; his friends

Had humored him and failed to understand

His point that so much more than wounded pride

Was on the line, that the whole nation reeled

When one small wretched Jew refused to kneel.

If order, rank, and rule were not for all,

None would have them—the gutted state would fall.

The king, poor blind mindless amorous fool,

Must be saved from himself like it or not,

The state pushed back from the brink of chaos:

Blot out a people to save a nation,

Encourage a race for civilization.

The sentimental sops might call it cruel,

But realists would cautiously applaud:

And see him clear: a man doing the job

That years of public life had trained him for.

He liked to think that the years had prepared

Him precisely to meet this Jewish threat:

A moment to shine high in the klieg lights

Of all the focusing historians.

The man who knew his job and got it done.

Let the klieg lights of time affix him now

Twisting, slowly, slowly, at his rope’s end.

See him now in the bright harsh light of time

As man the butt of all ironic jokes,

Prickled on his own barbed wire, blown to hell

By his own bombs, gassed in the seclusion

Of his own chambers, and asking always

Only for what he has coming to him

And always, always, always getting it.

Man twists, slowly, slowly, at his rope’s end.

Turning slowly, scanning North, East, South, West:

History’s avenues all lead to death.

The light winks, the bands play, the boots march on.

Man dances absurd at the end of his rope.

For life is gala lynching party

Where every swinger brings his own rope:

It’s bring your own rope and reap your reward.

Except once: that grim party crashed by Him,

Intruding, who brought no rope of His own,

But borrowing man’s He stole the scene

And died, took what wasn’t coming to Him.

Look on Him, scene stealer, on His hilltop,

Changing the rules, muddling simple justice

With mercy, redemption, something called grace,

And cheating man of his hard earned reward:

Man’s antic rope’s end dance eclipsed at last

By the still shadow high on Golgotha.

E.W. Oldenburg 1936 - 1974

[mermaidsirennikita]

following along with your Heated Rivalry re-read. I gotta say, as a non-Russian whose first language is Russian, this author somehow made Ilya's accent believable and somehow sexy (????) on the page. Believe me, I have never found awkward sentence construction and my own accent attractive before this book. never experienced that emotion!!

Yes!!!!

You know, as someone who does not speak any Russian, I think that is totally an uphill battle for authors who want to write Russian-speaking characters--because while I think the Russian accent has become very sexualized in romance (to like, a fetishistic degree, and I say this as someone who loves IAD, wherein half the heroes, including God's favorite idiot Lothaire, are Eastern European and that is! Sometimes! A lot!) a lot of English-speaking audiences in particular are also very familiar with like.. The caricature of the accent and sentence structure when you're speaking English as a native Russian speaker. (English is such a rough fucking language to learn, my sincere sympathies to all that have to do that mental math.) Like, the Ivan Drago (not played by a native Russian speaker, I think) "I must break you/if he dies, he dies" thing, or all the Cold War villains in American war movies. Which Heated Rivalry references, sorta--Ilya mentions feeling like he sounds like a bad movie villain when he speaks English.

Imo, what makes Ilya seem sexy even with all that is that a) he comes off as extremely confident and just totally himself (the fact that he's introduced going "MMMM HAT TRICK? Maybe keep it for the end?" is soooooooo sexy) b) then you get to his POV where you realize his accent/ESL status is a actually huge insecurity for him, which is vulnerable and endears him to the reader even more c) THEN as Shane falls hard, you see that Shane actually is super turned on by the accent and thinks it's beautiful, and even wants to start learning Russian as a way to connect with him.

One of my favorite things about the book is also the thing where, when Ilya is really emotional or overwrought during ~encounters~ with Shane he just can't come up with words in English. It's one of those hints at what he's actually feeling. Like the first BJ scene, where Shane is a total babe in the woods and Ilya tells him to stop, he like... can't properly describe what he's feeling both because I think he's so turned on that his brain can't do the translations... and because he's already so into Shane? That his brain can't handle those feelings and as a protective thing isn't giving him the words to say it. But later, when they're sexting, he still can't grab the words for like "your freckles are breathtaking", because again, he's very overcome, but he comes up with a way to say it anyway lol.

It's just really well done, as is like... most of the stuff in this book, imo.

[i-will-always-be-happy]

If requests are open can I request ler!genya and possible switch/lee!sanemi?

If not that's perfectly fine! Also I hope your having a good day/night <3

I like writing about Lee!Sanemi, I won't lie... He's pretty bitter and needs to be taught a lesson. Here I will use Genya with a demonic power, which will help him not to get hit by Sanemi.

Warning: This fanfic contains tickles. Also remind them that I don't speak English, so if they find any errors, let me know to correct it. I hope you like it!

Lee: Sanemi Shinazugawa

Ler: Genya Shinazugawa (in demon version)

'WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!', Genya burst into his brother's estate, he had been thrown by the demon before Muichiro decapitated him, but the demonization effect had not finished, still having the appearance of a demon. Sanemi didn't know what to do, kill his brother? Leave it? He was a hashira and if he let a demon go free, he could die and those words he said when Nezuko was put on trial would have been a lie.

'A-Aniki... Don't be scared...', Sanemi's body was immediately lifted up, apparently the demonic art of the demon consisted of lifting things. 'GET ME DOWN IDIOT!!', Genya didn't know how, he didn't even know how he managed to activate it, maybe it was instinct. 'Aniki... Please calm down, let me explain...'

Genya's words were overshadowed by those of his brother, who wouldn't stop yelling and demanding that he put him down or he would have a bad time.

'Nemi... Hmm... I think this, could be beneficial for me hehehe' 'WHAT?! WHY DO YOU MAKE THAT FACE?!', Genya showed a cheeky smile accompanied by an 'Oh nothing', he approached his brother's body, who was going down with the step that Genya was taking until he was at an optimum height, far enough away, but that Genya could reach with his hands.

Sanemi recognized that look, that damn look that Genya had meant that he would be doomed to be his brother's tickle toy.

'Tickle tickle tickle!!', Genya's fingers immediately went to his brother's belly, who initially tried everything not to laugh, curse him, try to hit him or even bite his lip and clench his teeth hard, all in vain.

'GENYA!! GEHEHET THE HEHEHEHLL OFF!! STAHHAHHAHAP THIS SHIHIHIT!! YOHOHU'RE SO FUHUHUHUHCKING DEAHAHAD!!!', Sanemi literally kicked in the air, he didn't know how, but little by little he began to descend and when he finally touched the ground, Genya climbed on his hips and continued his sneak attack

'Na-ah, now it's my turn to talk Aniki! You're having fun, aren't you? I mean, since you love that sometimes Tomioka-San tickles you why you ask him to' 'WHAHAHAT?! WAIT! HOHOHOW DO YOU KNOHOHOW?! AHHH!! QUIHIHIT IT!!!', the scars near his belly began to be worse than that place, it gave him the feeling that all his worst spots were being attacked simultaneously, he didn't want anyone to know but, not everything is eternal

'GEHEHENYAA!! YOU FUHUHUHUHCKING DOHOHORK!! STAHAHAHAHAHAP THIS!! I KIHIHILL YOU!!!' 'Mmmm... Nah, we still have time before the demonization ends hehehe, we'll see how long you last Aniki!', Sanemi became his brother's toy for about 21 minutes, of course Genya gave him some breaks when he saw that he couldn't take it anymore or his laughter remained silent.

'STOP!! I BEHEHEHEG YOU!! GENYA!! ANIHIHIKI!!! STAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!', Genya's eyes lit up and he let go of his brother, stroking his hair while Sanemi still chuckled slightly.

He snuggled up and wiped away his tears, when he looked at his brother he realized that his appearance had returned to be the same

'How despicable you are sometimes... But now... It's my turn', and well Genya learned in a few minutes what it meant to tickle his brother

[arcxnumvitae]

7, 10, 19, 36, 41, 42, 47, 55 (Ven)

@lunarxdaydream || Weirdly Specific But Helpful Character Building Questions

7. What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

“WOW, LUCIA, THAT BUNNY GIRL OUTFIT LOOKS LIKE IT’S PRACTICALLY FALLING OFF OF YOU!” And watch his head pop up. Someone else could yell...well they could yell that same thing too, he’s a man of simple pleasures, but they would yell “Yeah, British cuisine is definitely better than Italian food!”

10. What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

That Ragu is a piss poor excuse of a sauce and should be ashamed of itself.

19. What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

Ven thrives on awkwardness like he’s some sort of masochist, so if he were stuck in a room with someone he’d been intentionally avoiding, he’d go out of his way to talk to them. They wouldn’t even be able to tell that he had been wanting to keep away from them with how much he’s chatting. He’d keep conversation flowing to the point where they’re the ones looking to escape. Mind games, baby.

36. Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?

Mmmm, no one? The only reason Ven keeps someone around is if they’re A. Family he loves and cares about, B. Fun to mess with somehow, or C. Lucia. He wouldn’t keep someone around for something as boring as professional gain, and not even for his little side hustle either. The most lengths he’d go for the latter is if the person’s liable to give him info later that could come in handy, or, you guessed it, if it’d be entertaining to him somehow to keep them around.  

41. What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

Despite growing up in America and learning English as like a kind of mixed first language along with Italian, he’s picked up a lot of Italian phrases, sayings, or exclamations from his parents. Ven would say there’s nothing more satisfying than cussing in your native tongue (again, is it really his native tongue...?)

42. If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

“Why Ragu is a piss poor excuse of a sauce and should be ashamed of itself and discontinued.” Yes, he feels strongly about that watery ass bland ass sauce. 

47. Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?

Some extended relative in Italy or other that he hadn’t seen since he was like five but who definitely remembers him “when he was just this big, and doesn’t he remember them too?” Other than that, Ven’s got a very good memory for faces and people.

55. What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

Idle gossip. Things about who slept with/cheated on with who or what catty remark some person said to another bore him terribly. He hates it too because he can’t even ignore them or focus on more entertaining things, they’re bits of information that could be important and sought out after by clients. So he has to keep abreast of it all and he hates it.