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WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM?!!
#they made a huge scene out of cars and had theater kids in makeup and the ones that lived were acting out the aftermath#then they got an actual helicopter to come airlift one of the kids out of there#they also proceeded to scream at the kids watching who were laughing awkwardly because they weren’t sure how to react to this#also because its highschoolers and the acting was god awful
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My coworker: *sees me in a good mood*
My coworker: Not today! *blames me for a million things that I have zero control over*
#work#ahhhhhh#at least I think I might have gotten the other job that I applied for but I missed their call
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im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw
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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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Apparently when my grandma first came to America she didn’t know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a fucked up cat and adopted it. I just imagine this 13 yr old girl with a heavy Eastern European accent being like “this is my cat, Petr. He is not very friendly”
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if i was the president of the world each person would get a little baby goat to hold and love. improving mental health of the world one baby goat at a time. #voteforme
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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.
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being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind
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if only they knew
#college dropout x2 AND I found my new favorite quote while reading at work yesterday. I love it so much that I plan on getting it tattooed#We Earth Men have a talent for ruining big beautiful things - Ray Bradbury
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ATTENTION!
FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED
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