#will get to cathcing up then

[nekrophoria]

ʀᴏʟᴀɴᴅ - ʀᴇɴᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ ʟᴀɴᴅ

[cum-padre]

I told Martin I missed him and he immediately made plans with me 🥹🙄 I haven't seen since December 🤢

[ghost--core]

im cooking

[legogender]

DR S2 CAME OUT ?

[kittysarchive]

Round two, Enhypen

poll winner!

warnings- smut, begging, second round, cuming inside, tired reader, needy enhypen, kinda safe sex? (in jungwons), ot6, lmk if i missed anything :)

Heeseung

Pulling out of your pussy, his cum seeped out along with his cock. Slightly hard and still not satisfied, Heeseung needed a second round.

"Please..." Heeseung whispers, bambi eyes showing as his cocks becomes harder by the second. Cathcing your breath, you wanted what a second round, but you still wanted to hear him beg.

"I dont think I can" You lie, sinking your head into the pillow behind you. Heeseung goes quiet, trying to think of ways to get you to say yes.

"You can just be my pillow princess yeah? Just let me fuck your pussy again" Heeseung gets closer to you, trying to look into your eyes. With is cock throbbing, he begs you once more.

"Please baby, I'll make you cum again" You nod your head, allowing Heeeung to re enter your pussy which was filled with his cum.

"Thankyou, thankyou" He mutters, pushing his cock into your warm pussy, ready to fill you up once more.

Jay

"No no no...shit" Jay curses as he fills your pussy with his cum. His cheeks show a small blush of embarrassment for cuming to early.

"Please baby...one more round" Jay breaths out, stroking his soft cock, waiting for it to become hard again.

"if you make me cum again" You say with a smirk, hoping Jay takes he challenge.

Jake

Mouth wrapped around his cock, you had only been sucking him off for a few minutes before he filled your throat with his cum. Taking his cock out of your mouth, Jake curses above you.

"Shit....shit.....Again baby? I thought I'd last longer to fuck your pussy" Jake whines above you, fist fucking his cock in hopes of becoming hard again.

Getting off your knees you nod your head, you really wanted him to fuck your pussy.

Sunghoon

"Oh come on" Sunghoon groans. Having taken his cock quickly out of your pussy, he hadn't expected to actually cum on your stomach. He was still full of energy, he needed another round.

"Can you take another round?" Sunghoon asks, hoping for a yes. Staying quiet, you were already out of your energy.

"I'll go slow yeah? You can even try to sleep" Sunghoon is desperate, finding ways you can enjoy the second round. Trying to hold back your laugh you nod your head.

"Stick to your promise" Tired and sore body, you didn't want to wake up to more bruises. Sunghoon nods his head fast as enters your wet pussy.

Sunoo

"No no no" Sunoo throws his head back onto the pillow behind him. While you were riding him, he lost control and came inside you.

"Please....can I go again?" Sunoo begs, sitting up. You hop off his cock, not wanting to ride him again, you were to tired, you used all your energy to make him cum....but he wasn't satisfied.

"I'll....I'll fuck you yeah? You just lie down" Sunoo gets on top of you, but waits for your answer.

"Go ahead" You reply, feeling your pussy become wet again.

Jungwon

"W-what?" Jungwon was at a lost for words. Cock still throbbing in your pussy, but he feels his cum seeping out. Your chest was heaving up and down, there was a slim chance you could go again. Reaching over you, Jungwon grabs a condom, ready to pull it over his cock.

"Can I go again? I won't cum inside you?" You weekly nod your head.

"Y/N?" Jungwon waits for you to verbally confirm.

"Yeah....go ahead" You sigh. Although you were tired, you still wanted another round, you still wanted to cum and you still wanted to fill his cock inside you.

[wigglepiggle]

bruhh I got sick for the first time in so long but at least I can stay home from school today yippie

I need SUSTENANCE I'm so hungry but I feel too much like shit to get up and my momom is asleep </3

[melanieph321]

Ruben Dias x Reader - The Function

Just some Ruben fluff for you on a Saturday morning 😊

Summary - Ruben cathces your eye at the Gatorade function and decides to text you.

Enjoy!

Ruben: You picked the wrong day to wear that dress.

You: Why, is it see through?

Ruben: I wish 😉

You: Haha. Very funny.

Ruben: Come here. Why are you standing all the way over there?

You: Because.... I'm tired of people interrupting us to either congratulate you on winning the UCL or ask if you like the newest flavor of Gatorade.

Ruben: Sounds like someone's jealous of me. 😝

You: Me? Jealous of you?

Ruben: Yes.

You: How could I be, when I've got more than just you drooling over me in this dress.🤣

Ruben: Who else is drooling?

You: .....

Ruben: Y/N, who else is drooling? 😡

You: 🤫

Ruben: Y/N I swear to God....

You: Okay baby chill. Just promise not to make a scene.

Ruben: I ain't promising nothing if someone else is looking at my woman.

You: 🙄

Ruben: Tell me who it is?

You: That person in red.

Ruben: On your left?

You: Mhm...

Ruben: But that's a woman, right? 😕 Isn't she that professional swimmer from the Olympics?

You: She's already offered me free Gatorade for life if I follow her up to her hotel suite.

Ruben: But you already get free Gatorade at home. 🥲

You: I dunno know Ruben, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do....

Ruben: But do it to me 😭

You: 😅

Ruben: You really like to see me beg for it don't you?

You: Meet me in the bathroom in five and you can beg for it there. 🤪👉🍑🙈

Ruben: Say no more!

[mars-wuz-herez]

What once....was...mine....

Suggestion #1

His coat lies outside on the floor. Infinite is dead. Sonic is finally free. 

But he can't celebrate.

Sonic turns to face Shadow who is currently laying on the floor, bleeding.

“Nonononono. Shadow?”

Sonic lifts Shadow's head on his lap. Shadow coughs a few times, before his head turns. Sonic grabs his cheek and turns it towards him.

“Look at me. Look at me. I'm right here, don't go stay with me Shadow please!”

Sonic grabs Shadow's hands and puts them on his quills and starts singing, faster than normal, voice breaking as he sings

“Flowers gleam and glow. L-Let your power shine. Why isn't this working? Please work!”

“Hey” Shadow weakly says but Sonic ignores him and continues singing

“Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine”

“Sonic”

The blue hedgehog looks at Shadow, tears in his eyes.

“You were my new dream….”

Sonic laughs tears now streaming down his cheeks. His hand squeezes Shadows.

“And you were mine”

Shadow smiles, closes his eyes and takes his last breath.

Sonic doesn't move. ‘He died’ he thinks, ‘All because of me’. He cups Shadow's cheeks and continues singing. As he is singing, memories of their adventure play out. Them visiting the Ugly duckling, Sonic singing and Shadow covering his face in embarrassment when really he was hiding his blush and smile. Memory of them barely escaping the guards, memory of them Shadow visibly freaked out when Sonic showed him his powers. (That was a funny one). And then his favorite memory of them all. Both of them on a boat watching the lanterns as they lit up the sky. Sonic remembers taking a glance at Shadow and thinking how beautiful he was. How there was no other place he wanted to be, how he wished that this moment would never end. He was thought about how much he wanted to…

to…

but it was too late now. Shadow is dead. Sonic’s powers are no longer useful. He is no longer useful.

He puts their foreheads together and sings the final verse to the song.

“...what once was mine.”

Then he finally allows himself to cry. He cries and cries while mumbling apologies to the hedgehog on his lap

“I’m so sorry, Shadow. I should've done more to help you. This is….all my fault. I'm so sorry”

As he cries he doesn't notice a tear fall on the others cheek. That tear stays there for a minute before disappearing leaving a glowing flower. 

Sonic almost doesn't notice the bright light coming out of Shadow. The blue light dances in the air and the bright light coming from Shadow gets brighter and brighter. It forms the flower, the 

sundrop flower. Sonic watches as the blood from Shadow's shirt disappears. Then just as the light appears, it all disappears into Shadow. 

Sonic looks at his wound. It's gone! He looks back at Shadow hoping that this could've healed him.

“please…”

For a moment Shadow’s movement remain still. Then he opens one eye. Then another

“S-Sonic?”

Sonic gasps.

“Shadow?”

“Did uh…did I ever tell you I have a thing for blue hedgehogs?”

Sonic laughs and lunges himself into a hug almost falling on the floor. Shadow cathces him and hugs him back, burying his face into the others shoulder. They stay like that for a while. 

Sonic pulls away from the hug and faces Shadow. Before Shadow could speak Sonic closes the gap between them and their lips connect. Shadow returns the kiss. As they are kissing, tears stream down Sonic’s face. 

But these aren't sad tears. 

These are tears of joy.

He's happy because he's able to do the one thing he thought he would never get to do.

He's happy because the love of his life is alive.

The End

Thanks for reading!

If you have any suggestions you would like me to write, feel free to leave a comment here or in my inbox!

Metions

@clarastarpop

[spaceshipsoutthepool]

If supermarionation and a couple of other shows were aloud one f word bomb per series. and who I think would be allowed it.

Four Feather Falls: Tex Tucker. Guy is often so mild mannered a curse would definitely hit harder then anyone else so the lead takes it here

Supercar: mitch. Mitch the bitch? Soley because of the genuine fear he strikes in to people.

Fireball XL5 : Jock Campbell. Listen, no, he has to be the one to swear! And im going to give him a swear per episode even. He could be going full peter capaldi the thick of it at lieutenant Ninety.

Stingray: y'what what, actually? honestly I think it would be funnier if every character BUT Troy Tempest gets one swear word for the stingray series. (Hmm I'm gonna have to make a separate post about that.)

Thunderbirds: EVERYONE gets a comedy almost about to swear bit saysomthing else tease. but Hood is ultimately the only one who gets to say a big bold full chested fuck. Grandma however in the episode move and you dead does get to quietly flip off the bad guy with a deadpan expression.

Captain Scarlet and the mysterons: White. Look i know the poor lead red boy dies a lot, but he is not permitted to have the cloudbases one fuck. Scarlet would use it on somthing incredibly benign like his zip cathcing or a fork breaking. White gets the big swear. "bloody mysterons" however would be shattered throughout all scripts for anyone who wants it.

Joe 90: Joe. While on operation and then Mac sam and shane all yell "joe! >:o " And scold him over the radio for it. They gave him the knowledge sure but he is still nine. Wee man gets no pocket money for a week, booo.

And finally the secret service: father Stanley. It's part of his urwin-ese speaking and entirely by accident that isn't picked up until after the show goes out that the audience are going "did he just say-?"

:)

[not-poignant]

How much does money effect how and what you write? If money wasn't an issue would you write more or less? Or would you still write but go with different ideas?

As a professional artist myself I sometimes ponder what projects I'd choose to do if I wasn't worried about finances. Because sometimes the things we want to create aren't financially viable, and that can really put a limit on our creative freedom and potential. But it's sometimes nice to daydream right

Hi hi anon,

Tbh I don't know how to easily answer these questions, because I do need money to live, and that's tied into my writing, so it's hard to imagine exactly how things would change.

Generally speaking, I'm quite a... rebellious writer, in the sense that I work hard to find readers who like what I do, vs. writing to market or writing for broad or wide audiences. The former would net me more money, faster. But I don't really do anything the 'right' way, I do it in the way that is the most fun for me.

So wherever possible, I am actually trying to do the things that best explore my creative freedom and potential. I tried writing more to market with Perth Shifters and while I don't regret writing those books, I don't love them like others do and I can't reread them, and didn't really enjoy the process. It actually taught me a lot about the costs of like... trying to do things the 'right way' because it makes more sense from a business perspective.

It didn't make more sense for me. Having unmedicated ADHD for so much of this was definitely a part of that!

Otherwise though, there are things that would change. For a start, I'd work less and take more breaks. I'd also have more nights to myself. I actually sacrifice a lot of evenings (particularly early evenings) to put up chapters in a timezone that's most user-friendly to the majority of people in the northern hemisphere. For many years that actually meant I could never go out and see friends or family on a Friday night.

Now it's Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday (not always, but at least always Thursdays). So when I'm organising cathcing up with people, there's a lot of 'I can't do it that day.'

I'd say money most effects how much I write. I wouldn't have a monthly word-count to hit, if this was just a hobby, for example. I definitely wouldn't write as much! But honestly, I already write less than I used to. Over time, I've realised the things I want/need the most are the things I should be working into my career anyway. Part of being your own boss is not being as much of a cunt to yourself as your other bosses were ;)

And I'm a pretty terrible boss to myself! I'm working on being less of that, lol.

I don't think I'd really write that many different ideas. I'd probably write more fanfiction.

I've been quite lucky, because in many respects, I have altered my writing career to suit me, instead of altering myself to suit a generic writing career. I think the latter is a really great path to permanent burnout, and I've been doing this for almost 10 years, and I feel like I'm figuring it out more and more as time goes by.

I write very self-indulgent stories! I didn't think Falling Falling Stars would be successful, anon. I thought people would hate me for it, I thought I'd lose money for it.

My writing career is running a line between 'I think this will earn money' and 'I think this won't but I'm so obsessed with this project I think others will get obsessed with it too so it might not be as big a risk as I fear it is.' If anything, anon, Mallory & Mount feels like probably the biggest risk, along with Vexteria, anything that isn't Fae Tales. But I'm going to take those risk/s, because I want to trust that they'll pay off.

I like to think that one of the reasons many of my readers trust me and my writing, is that they know I'm writing the stuff I love the most, in the way I love the most - hurt/comfort and trauma recovery and BDSM in serial format. I'm not forcing myself to be a more typical writer. The downside to that is I don't yet make a liveable income. The upside to that is that I make a steady income with readers who really get this writing, and who are wonderful people.

When I used to work as a professional artist, I pretty quickly started refusing commissions. I don't do writing commissions either. There's so many things I don't do that I could do purely for money. I've made a lot of choices for quality of life, keeping my health in mind, which means the only thing I'd really change anon is nothing really to do with the content, and everything to do with just the amount.

If I had a secure income, I'd write, but I'd write less. And a bit more of it might be fanfiction. But who knows! I hope you can find more ways to make the things that seem like financial dead-ends into something viable. Falling Falling Stars looks like a dead-end from the outside in, it's an 800k novel about a boy learning how to be nicer, and that's it. It has no huge epic plot, it has no especially dense worldbuilding, it's 9-10 times longer than a standard novel. It should never have been financially viable.

Yet it was one of the more successful things I've ever written, and plenty of newcomers into the fandom these days get here via Falling Falling Stars and not Game Theory. Isn't that wild?

Sometimes it's the thing that breaks the rules that still does well. I like to think that's a combination of me really loving the thing, and it having a lot of authenticity in it, which means there's a lot for other folks to resonate with and feel personally. And maybe some skill to pull it off!

I'm very lucky to be where I'm at. But I'm also pretty realistic that I don't think I could be successful if I only made 'financially smart choices' because I would have so little of my heart left in it, that I'd eventually just abandon it entirely.

And frankly, I think a lot of viewers / readers etc. can tell when someone doesn't love something. Or at least, some of them can. It's more fun when we all get to love the same thing together, vs. me writing stuff while thinking 'but I really wish I was writing this other stuff' and my readers loving something I don't. The latter is pretty crushing, and I can't do that. I'd rather work retail, instead of turning a creative career into that.

That's my biggest flaw as a creator, frankly, that I'm selfish enough and indulgent enough that it has to be very much on my terms, and therefore that only appeals to a narrow bandwidth of readers/folks. That doesn't mean I don't work really fucking hard, but I could only work this hard for something that feeds my soul and allows me creative freedom, I'm too sick (literally) to consider any other options.

And if 'money at the expense of creative freedom' was my actual goal, I would do literally any other job that guaranteed an income, because you can make way more consistently doing retail, than you can doing even 'commercially viable writing' in many cases!

[itsdappleagain]

THIS WEEK'S THE WEEK, FOLKS hopefully

IM GOING TO TRY TO CATHC UP ON CS WEEKLY AW YEAH!! ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

IT'S TIME FOR THE CHASING PAPER CAPER!

(look how cool these stars are they actually are sharp!! i folded a few of them, look!)

highly recommend- super easy to do with just sticky notes

ANYWAY here we go!!! notes under the cut as usual <3

MAN i am late on this episode but i am soo excited for it!!!

maelstrom wins for worst eyebags

sdjjfd mael's like yeah 💅 perhaps I am a little deranged

mael's va put his pussy into saying "intellect"

everyone and their mother has made vile presentation power point jokes already so im not going to beat a dead horse but. yeah. thats so fucking funny

CLEO ROLLS HER EYES AT BRUNT TOO HAHAHA

this bitch i stg

the way she smacks that table when she says darn right. i do believe her. she is texas proud. she would hate abortion

i also like that the show uses brunt as a vessel for the american seven year olds watching this who also have no idea what the magna carta is. its cool

i had no idea there were seventeen original copies of the magna carta. i guess i should have guessed but i think im used to the constitu- never mind there are 13 copies of that too. okay well we're learning today

okay so i think the museum the magna cartas is in is the Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj Vastu Sangrahalaya?? it looks very similar

in style, if a little changed for the show. really cool! i guess they didnt want to have to try to pronounce the name though

law and disorder (svu theme chime)

stealing paper, yes. but have you considered that paper star also. folds and throws and destroys with that paper and is generally NOT great at keeping it intact

bark bark i love watching season 1 through a post-shadowsan reveal lens. he knows paper star IS a threat, unlike most of the other operatives, so he opposes the idea,,

love maelstrom just cutting shadowsan off with a vote. he's stealing the symbols of democracy so his colleagues cant keep skipping out on majority rules

there actually is a cafe on the museum grounds that isnt EXACTLY where carmen is sitting but is pretty close. cs team did their research with this one

some guy named john is so funny

player jumped from the very general "you can't be arrested for no reason" to "YOU CANT HAVE YOUR HORSE TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU" very quickly

well there isnt actually any "of the liberties" in the direct translation but alright

love how they have the english article "the" in the title of the magna cartas while talking about how its latin wheeze

rest in piece 3/4 turn views of the face. the carmen sandiego artstyle is beautiful until it has to neogotiate carmen not having a nose

interesting that the museum gets subtly lighted in green. we alll know what that means

i like the dramatic reveal of paper star but i also think. how did player not notice the security cams were already down

she had a lil choker

i love paper star so much. she's fantastic

she does make horse noises when she skips though, which is why jo likes her so much

yeah. paper star is so cool

hmmm

THEY HAVE NEVER WRITTEN A BETTER AND MORE DEFINING LINE IN THIS SHOW THAN "RED IS A SMART COLOR FOR YOU. IT WILL HIDE THE STAINS." WHAT THE FUCK THEY POPPED OFFF ON THAT LINE

SHE SAYS IT AND CARMEN CANT DO SHIT SHE JUST RUNS. CARMEN IS LITERALLY ON THE DEFENSIVE ALWAYS IN THIS FIGHT KSHFDSH ITS SO GOOD

you know shit is real when someone protects the face

i love how carmen puts her fists up to fight like a normal operative v carmen fight and then ps just pulls out the stars its so funny. its like the indiana jones scene when he just pulls out a gun

YES this fight is a challenge for carmen and i LOVE IT

LITERALLY WHAT COULD BE BETTER CARMEN ALMOST GETS STABBED IN THE NECK ITS GREAT. PAPER STAR IS A GREAT VILLAIN. YEAH

so glad kimiko glenn could voice her god she does such a good job

paper star used up the smear frame budget in this one scene alone

i love how carmen tries her quip and fight formula again and AGAIN paper star is like. no <3 i am going to rip you to shreds with this terrible pun i made up and carmen is SO OVER IT JSDHGHS

love how carmen didnt move like girlie what did you think she was going to do with those pamphlets

papertiger fans go wild

no way did that fucking tiger decapitate a stone statue what the fuck does she put in there knives??? paper star gives children razors in their halloween candy i guess

once again carmen's love for saving things that she has mostly already ruined causes her to have a disadvantage! it sure would suck if another falling statue at some point was weaponized. that would suck

LOOK AT THE GOUGES THOSE PAMPHLET STARS MADE WHAT THE FUCK

the cut hat staying there is so funny to me for some reason

dont try to be sneaky, carmen. just walk right up the center

the transitions with the tapestry and paperstar's folds are cool as fuck

HOW DID SHE GET UP THERE

also she disappears behind that second tapestry which means she was clinging onto the back of the fabric like a koala. good image

paper star: wraps carmen in a tapestry s4 evil carmen in the finale: hey that was a good idea. julia come here

paper star is the queerest bitch on the map at all times and i love her so much for that

laughing so hard imagining how many takes gina had to do of carmen's pained moaning as she struggles in the paper wrap

yeah. paper star. okay as if i haven't gushed about her enough she is. so good. the little mm-mm-mm! as carmen struggles. going against all of vile's ideals as she leaves traces EVERYWHERE and then pulls the fire alarm, not hiding in plain sight at all. she leaves carmen wrapped up for the cops. yeah. god. yeah

least favorite part of this episode of carmen being more upset about her hat than she is about losing The Fucking Magna Cartas and GOOD GRAVY SHE MOANS ABOUT THE HAT FOR SO LONG CARMEN YOU HAVE LIKE FIFTEEN

i love seeing the remains of the fight when acme steps in the next day!! you can track where paper star shot at carmen and then wrapped her up, where she was firing on the first floor, the different types of paper..

where did paper star put that glass circle she cut out

chase just randomly picks up evidence barehanded and then tosses it to the floor 2. fuck him fuck him straight to hell. so glad this is a pro-julia episode jhfashgdfa

all she does is romanticize the scoundrel it is all she CAN do

yeah acme is secret and not even their families know about it. but also every cop ever knows about it too okay

chase. thats it thats the post (i dont actually hate him. hes funny. but also insufferable at times. that is our wife you are slandering, sir)

i cant tell if i want to make a joke or a serious comment about how she's doing a finger gun at the image of carmen so i'll just leave it here

FULL OF LOVE AND AUTISM

chase: the only agent who has been face to face with her the train scene: i am about to ruin this whole man's career

HAH. says player. next on the news

(eda voice) look its an outdated human reference

why was le chevre up there. did he come down from the cliff face just for fun. or scale it just for fun. nevermind that checks out

the people in this show have ankles of steel they be dropping 20-30 feet and just fine with it

everyone tries to banter with paper star and she just. no

the shifty glance around from le chevre shdgkjsghd

the drop in her tone and face when she says he looks like he would get caught is so good

PIPPI PUNKSTOCKINGS

she is straight up torturing this guy how did paper star get past the censors

its like he was swinging his dick around in her face and going NOO NOT MY DICK PLEASE NOT MY DICK you are literally offering them as targets sir they are the closest thing to her

and from that day on fanfiction writers across the globe only called her tammy again

rOLL CREDITS /ref

oh i havent mentioned the music in this episode yet. its so good. yeah

the animation also is beautiful. the train is very nice w/ the reflections in the water

and then chase showed up to ruin her day

THE LITTLE tsk. ugh. SHE DOES IS SO FUNNY

i love how she's just humoring him he's not even in the realm of worth her full attention

honestly impressed by how chill chase is in the conversation? last time he was on a train with "her" he whipped off "her" hat and screamed in "her" face. then with ivy he jumped her snowmobile and triumphantly yelled at her again

he's just kind of like. yeah cool. im around carmen sandiego. we should have a lovely chat and then i shall get her to lead me calmly to the magna cartas. this could not possibly go wrong

love chase where did he think she was hiding them

awww theyre holding hands

criminal of this show to not show her kicking his ass in the tunnel it would have been soo funny

i love the little fakeout they do in the tunnel too. like omg did he cuff her??? no she used an uno reverse card

ALSO the little details of this show. before carmen says "or what? you'll cuff me?" she glances out the train window. she already has this scene so perfectly choreographed in her mind that she can just time the tunnel and make her escape its so good

acme keycard!!!! little did carmen know that pickpocketing that card would lead to coach brunt most of the way murdering her in a basement a few weeks from now

HERE WE GO YOU GUYS THE GAY SCENE OF ALL TIME

AGAIN julia is on her tablet gosh i dont know why i dont ever think of her as tech savvy but she is ALWAYS tapping on that thing

julia is so nice to her carmen just. sits dsgjagkdsh

THE WAY SORRY CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SOME RANDO HOT LADY SAT DOWN ACROSS FROM YOU WITH NO PERMISSION AND THEN JUST WENT PARTNER 🤨🤨🤨🤨???? AT YOU WHEN YOU MENTIONED THE WORD LIKE SHE WAS DOING HER MAKEUP (so it seemed) AND SHE JUST. DROPPED EVERYTHING

is the plausible reason that "partner" set off cop warnings in carmen's head? yes. but is the gay reason that she wanted to make sure she wasn't about to flirt with some poor married woman? also yes is the gay response to this gay reason julia canonically going "NO GOD IM NOT WITH HIM WITH HIM"? yes and yes!!

THE IMMEDIATE JULES GOD

julia puts down her tablet and gives her FULL attention to carmen to talk about the taj mahal,,, yeahh....

ALSO i enjoy how carmen maneuvers the conversation. she asks julia's name and then immediately asks an engaging question afterward so that julia doesn't think to ask for HER name...

love how julia leans forward to talk to carmen augh...she is so engaged and relaxed

that line is so fucking iconic. the Eyes she's giving. the lean. she loves history even more. the fucking setup for way down in season 4

HAHAAAA JULIA PICKS UP ON THAT LITTTLE TINY CLUE CARMEN DROPS HER SO FAST AND I LOVE THAT SO MUCH...THE WAY SHE JUST IMMEDIATELY SITS UP AND HER BRAIN GOES wait a minute something about that remark wasn't right YEAH...YEAH YEAH YEAH

AND THEN SHE JUST STANDS UP OUT OF SHOCK ONCE SHE REALIZES WHO SHE JUST CHATTED WITH HEHEHE

god i honestly think that if chase hadn't been putting her down and scoffing at her interests and making her stay behind at crime scenes she would have gone after carmen. can you IMAGINE how different the episode would have been if she'd gone after her???? GOD (i can imagine....i have imagined....the polycule has done....a LOT of imagining...)

that liiiittle glance behind that carmen does to see if julia is following her before she starts focusing on paper star..

man i NEVER used to be able to figure out how paper star sensed carmen peeking around the corner but i realized about a year ago that she saw her reflection in the window...AUGH the little details of this show are so good

THE WAY CARMEN JUST POUNCES ON HER IS SO FUNNY

that gay little roll. paper star makes every fight just a little gay actually. now kiss

those shoes must have hurt so bad to get kicked with ow

second toilet paper joke of the episode. laugh.

i love the pro-environment message this episode was halfheartedly trying to juggle. it did not come across fantastically

the way paper star's eyes light up when she sees new paper is great

PAPER STAR'S THEME IS SO GOOOD....HOW SHE JUST. she just goes. "you should run." somehow she's the most campy villain and the most down-to-earth serious threat could and would kill you villain in the show and she rocks both at once

paper star is vaccuming her

you also know shit gets real when the background turns into a mass of colored streaks

i ALSO love about paper star that she can and does hold her own in hand-to-hand. yeah she's bet with her stars but she can pack a punch or a kick

TELL ME HOW CARMEN NABBED THAT CASE IN THE MILLISECOND BETWEEN PAPER STAR GRABBING THE PAPERS AND DRAWING BACK

carmen: yes i do think i will run now

i also like this fight because we don't often get to see carmen fighting when she's not in her trench coat. it gives it a much more sporadic, caught-off-guard feel to the whole thing somehow- which is again a trademark of paper star!! she doesn't do things like everyone else

something about the way carmen sprints to the end of the train and then turns around is so fucking funny. yes that is the last car! congratulations! its a good thing you came up here instead of trapping yourself in the interior of the last car I guess

rock paper scissors wind

THE FLIP OVER THE SHOULDER GAY STARE IS ALSO ICONIC AND SUCH A GOOD MOVE. carmen initiated it but fuck if she knows what she's going to do afterwards

ill say it again and a fcuking gain how much i like how much of a threat paper star is. yes girl. fling her off the train not once (sort of) but twice. carmen was an inch away from falling headfirst off that train and she knew it

i am not sure how exactly carmen pulled herself up from a lean by grabbing paper star's boobs and pulling her towards her but im good with it. also look at this animation she is desperate!! yess!!!!!! EMOTION!!!!

AND LEGO HANDS!!!!

now KISS

OBSESSED WITH HOW STRONG PAPER STAR IS WHEEZE SHE JUST F L I N G S CARMEN OFF THE SIDE. HER FEET ARE OFF THE FLOOR. BYE

the couple not even looking up from the newspaper is so funny

i love the broken physics of that vent(?) cover (?) throw its extremely entertaining to watch

carmen's triumph motif playing and then cutting to paper star just hanging there while a crow squawks at her is very funny. she just looks at it. i would like to think she makes friends with it. she does like murder

"agent devineaux??" "mnyeh.."

AND SHE DELIVERS THE MAGNA CARTAS TO HERRRR

good hands :))))

i love that she doesn't even need to say anything. we are just left to understand that paper star did end up one-upping her here in the end, and its this moment that nearly kills both her and chase

sassypants

i like the contrast of brunt and cleo shielding themselves when she throws the card, versus maelstrom standing and not flinching. he knows her better than they do

damn

i thought that was a vase theyre just his pants

HEHEE GOD THATS A GOOD EPISODE. yeah. yeah. okay

thats all i have to say for this one. other than the french connections caper this is my favorite episode in season 1!!

[0rah-s]

Hi! It's my first time ever requesting something so I hope I'm not doing it wrong—

Would it be possible to have some friendship hcs with Bennet please ? I couldn't find your request rules so if you don't do this kind of x reader, please ignore this message!

- Phaoscuro

HEYAAA ~~~

You're my first ask too!!

And im currently working and an ask rule :)

Ill write for all types of reader: afab, amab, gn, child(platonic), adult...

Thank you for requesting!

Being friends with Bennett will be one hell of a ride, better be ready for it!

• when you met you hit it of right away! He was super easy to talk to

• and even if you don't talk much for any reason, he will be happy to carry the conversation!

• things went on but after a while of tripping you got concerned and thats when he tells you about his bad luck(if you didn't already know)

• and as if to tell him it didn't matter- you carry on where you left of with your last conversation, it ment the world to him

• also gave him a mood boster for the remainder of the week! (my baby :)) )

" Are you sure? You really don't mind?? Wait wait wait.. I don't think you understand what i- " he near yelled. But you kept on insisting and after a while he gave up. " Alright then... " he joyfully sighed. " but you better keep to your word ! "

• you complete comissions together then have a picnic together

• it sorta became a routine between the two of you. Everyday you'll both cook/buy new food to bring and shate together ( 1/3 of the time his food ends up soaked or burnt but shusss)

• he appreciate every bit of effort you put into the friendship and doesn't forget to thank you everyday (even though you constantly repeat to him thay its fine!)

" WhoaaAAA!! You cooked THAT? " His eyes glit with admiration while he shook your shoulders in all possible directions. " I can't belive i get to be your friend, i really won the lottery! "

• non-comisom day includes: getting heald by barbara, making suspicious mix with fish, hunting with razor, and hanging out/training with the cavalry captain

• if you can fight you'll sometimes join in with bennet duting his training with kaeya

• kaeya thinks of the both of you like family

• one day you decided to cathc kaeya off guard and gang up him

• and it worked!!??

both you and bennett were wheezing on the floor after successfully pining the captain down. "Whao there, now whats going on here? " His worned knuckles from old battles ribed both of your heads while you all enjoyed this moment together. "Your laughing now but I'll get my revenge one day!"

• not including the ussual ill fate- your friendship is natural and comfortable, more than you could both ever wish for.

• You'll both grow one day but you'll grow together

You wouldn't trade him for the world

[juriiina]

ᎷᎧᎧᏁᏝᎥᎶᏂᏖ ᏕᏬᏁᏒᎥᏕᏋ { Part I }

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Neteyam x Metkayina!reader!female

this is my first time writing on here so i dont know what to do

i didnt know how to end it sooooo it is what it is, english isnt my first language and i dont know how to spell evn if my life depened on it so yeah

warings - nothing just a bunch of time skips

summary - you and neteyam are to different people that meet each other both trying to see if you will fit in each others puzzle

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ᵀʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵒⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘⁿ, ˢᵒ ᵈⁱᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ʸᵉᵗ ˢᵒ ᵃˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉ ᵉᵃᶜʰ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ

i rose from the water with my younger sister Tsireya, nets in my hand from helping the fishermen with their tasks, i was surprised seeing my people crowded around a family, this was a first..never in Awa'atlu has something excitng happen. Quickly dropping my nets i run to catch up with Tsireya, pushing past people I finally made it to the middle of the circle, I was in awe seeing different colered na'vi woth different colored eyes, my eyes land on one a certian na'vi he stared back, and i quickly turn my head away touching my cheeks to feel my buring face - " My daughters Y/N and Tsireya and my son Ao'nung will teach your children the way of the water and how to adapt" i feel happy like i just a oppurtunity for something special, i don't know what for but its just somthing good that i feel

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Me and Tsireya followed them to thier Ikrans at least thats what the little girl who was holding my hand told me, she was very open-minded trusting you as soon you walk toward her, she called me her bestfriend since i had " Very pretty shells in my hair" , i grabbed a one of thier baskets and led them to thier new Mauri pod where they would be living

I dropped the basket on the floor " My name is Y/n and these are my sibiling Tsireya and Ao'nung please feel at home here " i heard my name being called frrom that boy again and i turn to his direction he was looking at me and quickly look down i toched my face again " Y/n ,Y/n when can you come over and play" I crouched down to face the little girl and patted her head " when ever i have time and dont worry i'll bring you sea shells.

" thank you for helping us "

" No problem " said Tsireya, the three of us walked out the Marui pod of the new comers, the silence was loud, " i dont like them, how are they supposed to do anything we are -" " Ao'nung ! father told us to teach them thats what we will do so do not complain " i said

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The next day me and Ao'nung were in charge of teahing the sully children. Tsireya had started her lessons with mother today so she couldnt join us, we meet up with the sullys Ao'nung was the first to jump in the water son with me following after and the rest of the sullys, Me and Ao'nung swimming fastly the rest were nothing close to us we slowed down waiting for them to catch up with but they quickly swimmed up

" Wait for us you guys are to fast for us " Tuk said

" well maybe if you-" i slapped Ao'nungs head before he said something else

" Its okay you guys just don't know how to breathe underwater we will teach though "

" and you finger talk we don't know how to speak it or what you mean "

That was the firs time he had talked to me even though it was really directed towards me and Ao'nung, i turn my head to the side and touch my cheek a bad habit that i need to get rid of,

" That we will also teach you do not worry"

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It was dark outside i was on my way back home when i saw Neteyam outside his Marui pod even though he didnt do anything i still lifted my hand to touch my cheek i was nervous,i havent really talked to him one on one but sometimes i do cathc him starting, i walked towards his direction it was like my legs had thier own mind.

" Hello ".....

Neteyam looked up to see me stading next to his figure

" can i sit down ? " ' yes "

" what is wrong, why are you out here "

" I cant sleep, you? "

" my mother told me to give medicine to one of her patinets , im sorry that you can't sleep "

" its okay, its nothing really i just miss home "

" Ahh it must hurt you know being really far from home "

" Yeah but like i said its nothing "

I felt useless, like i could do better, he was staring at the moon , i looked to see his side profile, again i tuched my cheek the burning was real i could feel it growing, but i had to put that aside

" you know tommorow we have a free day and i dont have tsahik training so maybe we could go to the three brothers rock, i mean if you want to" I said while also looking up at the moon "

" Okay "

" I will go with you "

I smiled, i felt proud of myself for cheering him up i stood up and he stood up to

" well its been nice talking to you, in the moring i'll come to pick you up, i must go back know before my family worries about my location"

" ok i guess i will see again, Y/N right? "

he took out his hand and streched it i looked at it confused whatwas i supposed to do

" it called a hand shake "

he grabbed my arm and positioned it to look excatly like his arm and held my hand and shoke it, i felt my cheeks heat up again hopeing he wouldnt notice my face turing a darker tinit of blue.

i bid my goodbye and turned around, speed walking back to my shared Mauri pod touching my face while doing so i wondered if he ever noticed my bad habit. As soon as i came back i faced a worried sister and a mad brother

" where were you Y/N ! "

should i tell them that i was with neteyam

" i was with another person "

"who was "?

" why do you care so much Ao'nung "

" because im supposed to look after you your lucky mother or father went to sleep early or you would have been dead "

" well maybe you should focus on your self "

i went to my side of the pod and lay down faceing the celing of the marui pod smiling to my self i couldnt wait for tommorow

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Neteyam POV

the way she talks, its fast but she drags her words slowly, i like the she talks its different, like her she's different, does she ever notice that i stare at her, i dont know if i like her or not its somthing i still need to figure out but i don't know how, i also dont know why i said yes what is i sounded to desprete for attention

i went back inside the mauri pod, and was surpried that mother was awake

" she seems nice "

" who?"

" you know, Y/n "

" im glad your making friends here you need to stop isolating yourself "

" ok "

" you two look nice together "

" goodnight mom "

if Y/N heard that would she think we would look good together

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Y/n pov

I woke up and got my self ready for the day, i had to quickly go to the market and buy a few herbs for my mother and then go to neteyams marui pod and then we would go to the 3 brothers rock

it look longer than i expected because msixtal is old she often has a hard time doing certian things i wonder why she still has to wath over this shop whne she has kids who could do it for her

" Ms.Ixtal are you sure you dont need help "

" its okay "

finally she gave me the herbs and i ran to the tshaiks tent and gave the herbs to my mother i bid my goodbyes and walked oout the tent, i was stopped again Ao'nung has gotten into a fight with lo'ak

i ran to kiri who was laugghing her eyes out i was flinching feeling second hand emberasment as Ao'nung and his stupid friends were losing soon neteyam had jumped in i could watch any longer so i grabbed lo'aks and Ao'nungs ear and pulled them up

" you two are so childish yu are two old to be doing all this, look at the marks on your fac, and Ao'nung you know that you can't fight so why would you get your self in one, too the Tshaik tent know "

i watched as the both of them pushed each other to the tents i shaked my head and told ao'nungs friends to follow after, i looked down to Neteyam who sitting on the floor i helped him up

" i think we have to cancle the three brothes today , come let go get you fixed up "

i lead him to an extra tent seeing that my mothers was fulled up with stupid boys who cant kepp themselves together

sitting down i patted the ground for him to sit he sat facing me i tried hard not to feel my face, i patched him up in silence toching my face when my hand was ocasionally free, soon he was good to go

" why do you always touch your face like that"

" oh no reason its just a bad habit, you dont need to worry."

" is there something wrong "

" its nothing please dont worry"

i got up before it got more awkward i told him that if he needed more patches he could go my mothers tent for some more i bid my goodbyes and was about to walk out the tent

" maybe next time we could, you know go to the 3 brothers if its okay with you "

i nodded my head and walked out the house touching my face once again maybe he does notice me

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[the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit]

hate-watching clips from dinosaur movies. i love it

most common things are

not a realistic size in the slightest

unrealistic behaviors

that's not even a fucking dinosaur (a. literally not a real creature at all) (b. A MAMMAL, A MOSASAURUS , OR ONE OF THE FLYING BITCHES WHICH ARE LIKE *COUSINS* OF DINOS)

also i just fucking HATE this specific frame of chris's face so FUCKING much it's more than i've ever hated everything ever. his mustache is the most angering part to me. i just hate it. the image makes me feel visceral disgust and rage

i stand by the first jurassic PARK movie and the 2nd jurassic park movie are the best. fuck the third one and. :/ jurassic world fumbled.

my favorite is when in the 2nd movie they let all the dinos loose the fuckikng.. dino cathcing mercienaries had caged up for the nEw SaN fRaNSisCo pArk because you know, an isolated incident on an island park wasn't enough, LET'S FUCKING PLOP THIS SHIT RIGHT IN A HEAVILY POPULATED CITY, ON A HEAVILY POPULATED CONTINENT, LETS GOOOO. i love that the guy was just like yeah i was so fucking readyyyy let's get them loose! and them RAMPAGING the camp. also the tender care for the baby trex even though trying to help it could've gotten them horrifically killed

i'd be a bad person in the jurassic world movies. oh, okay, so, dinos are just. loose in america now? okay, okay, okay. *sets out bowls of food out back for stray dinosaurs, only furthering to worsen the situation out of tender feelings because oguhoguho they're so cute but OUGOHGHU THE ENVRONMENTTT IS GETTING FUCKED SIDEWAYS*

[kittysarchive]

Cheating on Yandere TXT

*I haven't done yandere in a while....

Yeonjun

Yeonjun would be distraught if he saw you kissing any. With all trust for you gone, he would not hesitate to drag you away from him and take you home. Of course Yeonjun would find that guys address and harm him, possibly on camera to make you beg for forgiveness. Yeonjun won't be letting you off easy.

"Silly girl, look at what you made me do"

"Don't you love me?"

"Were you fucking him behind my back?"

Soobin

Failing to direct his anger towards you, he would beat that man up. It didn't matter if you were in his house, an alleyway, he will punch and kick them until your crying on the floor. Like Yeonjun, all trust is gone, and Soobin will make you earn it again.

"You piece of shit!"

"Why are you crying baby?"

"Come here, now"

Beomgyu

He would be distraught. Cathcing you somewhere you shouldn't be with a guy you shouldn't know, Beomgyu wouldn't know what to do. First, he would try and drag you away then realise he should threaten the man. In the end both you and the side boy were in pain that night.

"Babe?"

"You're acting like a slut"

"Do I need to repeat myself? Get in the car!"

Taehyun

Taehyun would be unimpressed. Unimpressed that you chose to cheat on him with...that guy. Unimpressed you failed to hide it, being to dumb to. But he would put you back in your place, calling your cheating scandal an 'acting out'. He will put you in your place.

"Him?"

"Does my fat cock fill you up better then his, huh?"

"You asked for this, you brat"

Kai

Like Beomgyu, he wouldn't know what to do. Being in love with you, his feelings would go out of control when he saw you with another man. Kai would most likely force you away from him, asking if he wasn't good enough.

"Is that why you're with him?"

"What did I do?"

"I said kneel"

[copyrightcreep]

ranting time. i love Harley and Ivy so much. and i love the original comics so much. where yes, Batman does his damnest to help everyone. i love the mention of Ace here. a lot of people might not cathc it. but i'm sure at least some of you have heard the audio before "they got their weapon, i got cheated out of my childhood." "i know what that's like" "you do don't you". Ace was an expirement. and did a bunch of bad things. and was by all rights a criminal. but she asked Batman to hold her hand as she was dying. and he did. he sat with ehr on the playgrounds swings and held her hand. and thats what i love about the original batman. Ivy and Harley's story is very interesting as well. i'kl take them bit by bit. let's start with Ivy. Ivy is a criminal yes. and she does very bad things. but her overall goal? it's to bring planst and wildlife everywhere in the world. to restore the natural world. and she;ll do whatever. now for Harley. she was a psygologist at Arkham Asylum. and got driven insane because the Joker was her patient. he did a lot of fucked up shit. and it mesed with her brain. Ivy is the one to get her out of that funk. i just love the original comics so much

Harley & Ivy