#wildcard ending

[apathmakerstale]

Fallout Show Spoilers

Oh I never posted again about the Fallout show.

I liked it, it was a pretty good show and despite some reservations I have about them in regards to things like nuking Shady Sands and reducing members of the NCR to a Raider gang- allying with a violent raider gang would have gotten all of them a bullet to the skull by my OC Kars with no explanation.

Plus there was the implication that Vault Tec started the war- which I do hope is never really revealed as I think it's very important to never reveal who actually did drop the first bomb. Nationalistic and Jingoistic fever leading to a massive war based purely off paranoia is an important part of Fallout and I hope they don't firmly state that this faction caused it.

Personally I like to think that every single individual capable of firing nukes hit the button at the exact same time across the world. Make it literally all their faults. It'd be funny too.

I also personally hope that the canon New Vegas route is Wildcard. It would make perfect sense why New Vegas looks kinda dilapidated, as despite loving that route I am in no way under and impression that it's the worst route to take for a stable and prosperous Vegas. House is obviously technically the best despite him being a over-controlling dick, NCR would lead to that same bureaucratic nonsense that results in bigotry and shit despite it going pretty well for most, and the Legion is the Legion.

Also it would be funny for Hank to arrive in Vegas- try to be the big bad, and immediately get shot by the Courier for interrupting their Caravan game or something. Same with the the rest of the cast, as we all know that the Player Character's are just Built Different™.

I don't really like the idea they keep shoving that the Brotherhood is the most stable influence in the Wasteland too- personally I don't like any of the West Coast Branches and in my own OC lore, Miles the Lone Wanderer left the East Coast after all the political bullshit got too much to bear. I liked Fallout 3's Brotherhood.

In my Fallout 4, the Sole Survivor, Railroad, and the Minutemen wiped out both the Institute and Brotherhood. So I don't like Fallout 4's version.

I like Fallout's post-post apocopyles, the idea that people of the Wasteland don't care about the Old World too much and want to build a new world without the shackles of the Old World tying them down. To keep reducing them to insane people cobbling stuff together out of scrap is kinda tiring. That said- there still should be people like that, the world is almost dead in places, a sense of despair should be there too. But to think that everyone that didn't come out of a Vault is incapable is dumb.

And the best scene in the entire show is the bombs dropping- I LOVE anytime they show it in the series. It's just always such a sense of despair and realization that the world is effectively lost for at least a couple dozens years.

[tea-cat-arts]

Ranking mxtx couples by whether or not I think they'd be good parents

(I'm 90% sure I'm forgetting someone)

Yep, next question (S)-

Wangxian: tried and tested good dads. I wish them luck with the whole “trying to get wwx pregnant” thing 

They have some shit to work through, but after that I think they'd be fine (A)-

Ling Wen/ Bai Jin: if we're just going off the original publication, I would put them in a much lower tier, but since the revised edition added that thing about them raising orphans together and said orphans turning out alright before unfortunate circumstances, I'm putting them up here. I think they'll be alright once they work through the miscommunication

Xiao Xingchen/ Song Lan: They obviously have a lot of trauma they're working through, but I'd like to think they and A-Qing will be a loving family in the long run 

One of them would be a good parent, the other wouldn't be a bad parent (B)-

Jiang Yanli/ Jin Zixuan: there's no canon reason for me putting them this low. Jin Zixuan just gives off a mediocre parent vibe to me (and we all know Jiang Yanli is the best)

Yushipei: Yushi Huang has good mom energy, and Pei Ming has been shown to be a not terrible mentor. I'd want the misogyny fully beaten out of him with a mace before I'd think he should have kids of his own though 

Lang Qianqiu/ Little Guy: at the very least, they're making sure Guzi is fed, clothed, washed, vaccinated, and has access to education. Neither of them know what they're doing, but I think Little Guy is good at faking it. I wish them luck in their upcoming custody battle  

You know what, surprise me/ I'll hear you out (C)-

Bingqiu: My first instinct is “no, do not bring kids into this,” but then I remembered tharnShen Qingqiu has a surprisingly decent track record? Like, Ning Yingying and Ming Fan both turned out a lot more health than they did in the original novel, and though I wouldn't call him in a good place, Binghe is doing a lot better than Bingge. The wild card for me here is Luo Binghe because I have no idea how he'd be with kids

Quanyin: Yin Yu had a decent track record until he was pushed into snapping. I think rn, he needs a couple centuries of being a babygirl before he's ready to parent again. No idea how Quan Yizhen would do though 

Born to “dual income, no kids, rich uncles/aunts” (D)-

Fengqing: Feng Xin is canonically a bad dad. I know he's working on it, but it is what it is. Mu Qing has been shown to be decent with kids, but I think he’d have a melt down if he had to deal with the mess constantly. 

Hualian: I mean, Xie Lian has raised three kids at this point and one of them became a god, another became state preceptor and then sorta complicit in a genocide, and one became god AND committed genocide + he babysat a ghost king for months and didn't even realize that's what he was because it was a miracle if he remembered to feed him… so, a mixed bag. Hua Cheng may be schrodinger’s child hater, but I'm intrigued by the idea of him raising kids just because I want to know how his own childhood would influence his parenting abilities. They should probably just stick to babysitting for now though 

Mingling: Liu Mingyan is too busy writing gay porn to be dealing with kids, and I just can't imagine Sha Hualing as a mom

Please don't bring a kid into this mess (F)-

Beefleaf: Do I need to explain this one?

Mobeishang: Shang Qinghua should not be put in any position where he has to teach someone about consent (Binghe’s early attempts at flirting being a prime example of why that's a bad idea). I also think Mobei Jun is still working on the whole “why hitting people is not cool” thing. 

QiJiu: I think the original timeline is a prime example of how they're just not in a place to be raising kids 

Jun Wu/ Mei Nianqing: Xie Lian would like a refund on his adopted father figures. They had one kid and he only made it to age 20 because he was cursed to not die

[designernishiki]

it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

the summoner hesitates.

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Damian would be the best at games like Clue, Duke could kick everyone's asses at Battleship and Jason would be the reigning champion at Monopoly.

Tim would, inexplicably, always win at Uno, despite it being fairly luck based. It's almost unreal.

The only way the family can temper this is by forcing him to team up with Bruce, who's terrible luck dilutes it a little bit.

[ethosiab]

If anything there might be a rule put in next session where everyone gets 1 life back cause it feels bad especially for those who died because of the snails water breathing mechanic

yeah, my only worry is that... the mechanic was put there on purpose? so it feels a bit iffy that they'd retcon something like that. I understand that the snails not swimming/going through water to follow the players could definitely have been some sort of mistake with the pathfinding ai, but the drowning mechanic wasn't the sort of thing that could happen on accident lol

[circlique]

I'm sorry I just love the idea that the Avatar, regardless of gender, is destined to end up with a woman.

[xysidhequeen]

with all the (deserved) joker hate, I don't know if it'd be better if he just died, did not pass go, stayed dead or got to experience Second Death: electric boogaloo via Means Unknown to the Living. ig it really depends on the will of a clown.

also can't wait for Dick to get his revenge once he's feeling a bit better- maybe a shovel talk?? (idk how effective it'd be to the ghost king, but a man can try) or some teasing for how unsubtle Danny's crush is

Man, even I'm not sure if the clown will live. It's going to be a surprise to me, too. The best part? I'm not sure who would kill him.

Danny, in a fit of protective and clown-hate fueled mindless rage?

Jason, finally given a chance to kill his worst nightmare?

To be honest, leaving Joker in the shadow realm would be far worse than death since it makes you live your worst nightmare. The Joker would exist in a world where no one knows him. No one cares about him. Where he's ignored. Mediocre. It's far worse than death for him.

To top it off, his real body will remain on life support. Slowly, people will forget about him as he fades from existence. Gotham will care far more about he existing Rogues who are actively causing harm. They don't have time to spend thinking about a Rogue who has been in a coma for years. Even Batman will give up eventually, forced to focus on the current catastrophe of the week.

And Dick. Ah I love this boy he has so much comedy potential. Once he realizes he finally gets to give his first ever shovel talk he's going to be ecstatic. Even better, he doesn't know Danny is the Ghost King. Can you imagine when it's later revealed and Dick realizes he threatened the King of The Dead?!

A treat for sending an ask

💚

"So." Dick fiddled with his escrima stick, flipping and spinning it in a display of nervousness Jason only knew he was comfortable showing because they were alone.

"You and Danny, how long have you two been together?" Dick asked, tilting his head slightly so Jason could see the smirk on his face and the light of mischief in his eyes.

[brucequeensteen]

character wrapped 2023 💥

tagged by @davidtennantpussytulpa ^-^ i didn't know how many to do so i copied tara and did top 10. i know the severance guys are Four Of Them but i can't separate them theyre all equally important to me

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[slenderofthejoker]

HEAVY DUTY CHEW TOY

Seriously it’s made of like titanium

F#$% ya!!!

*A few minutes later there are already dents in the metal*

[wangxianficrecs]

Jin Ling vs. The 8 Uncles of Sex Education by Wildcard

Jin Ling vs. The 8 Uncles of Sex Education

by Wildcard

M, 4k, jin ling

Summary: (When Jin Ling turns 13, his uncle tries to kill him. If Jin Ling ever expected a family member to try to murder him, he would’ve thought it would be Jin Chan, that bully, or at least another Jin. He did not expect to be accosted in Lotus Pier, of all places, by his beloved jiujiu. He definitely did not expect his death to involve a comb.) Jin Ling would really appreciate it if his uncles would stop trying to give him the talk. Please. Bad enough to receive it once but to have to listen to it EIGHT TIMES from uncles who are convinced the other uncles didn’t do a good enough job? (And just when he thinks his suffering is over, an uncle COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD to educate him. Jin Ling is cursed.)

Mojo's comments: This was so funny. Poor Jin Ling!

Excerpt: “Brother wished me to impart advice.” A pause, then, as Hanguang-Jun apparently searches the depths of his soul. Against his own better judgment, Jin Ling is agog. Everyone talks about Hanguang-Jun as if he’s made of jade, absolutely free of human desires and lusts. What could he know about marriage beds? “Do not,” Hanguang-Jun says finally with great determination, “kiss people when they are blindfolded.” Jin Ling stares. That’s it? That’s his useful advice? That’s what the great Hanguang-Jun thinks growing boys should learn? Not to kiss blindfolded people? Why would Jin Ling even be running into people wearing blindfolds?!

comedy, jin ling has a lot of uncles, jin ling cultivates embarrassment, background mentions of wangxian, light angst, happy ending, sex education, awkward jin ling, awkward uncles, adorable juniors, crack, humor

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(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

[arosnowflake]

I can't wait to see your opinions on Twilight Princess tbh /genuine

I can't wait to see MY opinions on Twilight Princess tbh

[gxtzeizm]

the final three minutes of total chaos for game 1 during match insilio vs rrq akira where insilio won and advancing to the wildcard final match

[esperqm]

it's that time again

[235uranium]

"loki is akechi's hate" "loki is destroying akechi's psyche" you're all cowards. loki is akechi's anger and outrage at being trapped and abused. and that is NOT a bad thing

[furryprovocateur]

i know it's not that serious but i consider you barely above the level of "anarchist who thinks we'll all make bathtub insulin after we overthrow the state" if you think wildcard ending is the best one in new vegas