#wild…

[starbuck]

like. don’t get me wrong… i’m STILL showering regularly, but like… was anybody going to TELL me that my hair becoming unbearably greasy after one day of not showering wasn’t normal?? because i lived my entire life up to this point assuming that it was, and now suddenly i could probably not shower for a week (staying otherwise clean) and it would be just fine???? WHAT??????????

[souverite]

midnight. tis my birthday

[dreamings-free]

7/12/23

Malaysia has decided against banning all international music performers from the country after a high-profile incident concerning The 1975.

[..]

After the incident, a total ban on international performers was touted in Malaysia, but deputy communications and digital minister Teo Nie Ching has now confirmed to Parliament that this will not go through.

-> full article at rollingstone.co.uk

[opossumgrl]

literally how did we evolve to have heads of hair

[ourobartos]

If they never made Tadc, we wouldn’t have matrix today…

wild

[placetneplacet]

Rewatching Unforgotten Night, because that’s where I’m at emotionally at the moment…

[weedphd]

ive been hesitant to legally change my name bc i didnt wanna go through the hassle of dealing with all the different insurances and institutions and shit id have to contact to change my name but i’m finally like i’m almost done with grad school so i’ll have the time to go through that process hopefully and i’m becoming more inconvenienced by the name difference than the inconvenience of changing everything. so now it feels like more real of a possibility and the hold up now is me being like wait whats my middle name supposed to be… and i realize with horror what a pain thats gonna be, my indecisive ass tryna decide such a big thing thatll permanently change my life

[osseincactus]

Had a dream that Archie lost something of Maxie’s (I don’t even remember what anymore) and they were yelling at each other trying to find it which on its own it’s anything wild but the entire dream was in Italian so that was cool…

[thestuffedalligator]

“Are you the witch who turned eleven princes into swans?”

The old woman stared at the figure on the front step of her cottage and considered her options. It was the kind of question usually backed up by a mob with meaningful torches, and the kind of question she tried to avoid.

Coming from a single dusty, tired housewife, it should’ve held no terrors.

“You a cop?”

The housewife twisted the hem of her apron. “No,” she muttered. “I’m a swan.”

A raven croaked somewhere in the woods. Wind whispered in the autumn leaves.

Then: “I think I can guess,” the old woman said slowly. “Husband stole your swan skin and forced you to marry him?”

A nod.

“And you can’t turn back into a swan until you find your skin again.”

A nod.

“But I reckon he’s hidden it, or burned it, or keeps it locked up so you can’t touch it.”

A tiny, miserable nod.

“And then you hear that old Granny Rothbart who lives out in the woods is really a batty old witch whose father taught her how to turn princes into swans,” the old woman sighed. “And you think, ‘Hey, stuff the old skin, I can just turn into a swan again this way.’

“But even if that was true – which I haven’t said if it is or if it isn’t – I’d say that I can only do it to make people miserable. I’m an awful person. I can’t do it out of the goodness of my heart. I have no goodness. I can’t use magic to make you feel better. I only wish I could.”

Another pause. “If I was a witch,” she added.

The housewife chewed the inside of her cheek. Then she drew herself up and, for the first time, looked the old woman in the eyes.

“Can you do it to make my husband miserable?”

The old woman considered her options. Then she pulled the wand out from the umbrella stand by the door. It was long, and silver, and a tiny glass swan with open wings stood perched on the tip.

“I can work with that,” said the witch.

[sapphotash]

has anyone done this yet

(click for higher quality)

[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

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[without-ado]

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[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[retrogamingblog2]