#wilbur soot liveblogging

[dontcryminecraft]

"what was that about" WILBUR YOU ACCUSED HIM OF NOT DOING ANYTHING AND NOT CARING ABOUT THE EGGS YOU PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT"

[greyyson-but-no]

do you know how long I've waited. do you understand. do you know. help.

[iloveyoumcyt]

Sir I'm hungry

NO WAIT HE'S ENDING STREAM LET'S GO EAT

[poraphia]

I'M SORRY BUT I'M WATCHING THE TOMMYINNIT STREAM WITH WILBUR

AND HE CLEARLY, OPENLY, TRUTHFULLY ADMITS THAT HE ACTUALLY DOES IN FACT CHEW SAND

IS THIS THE MAN WE WRITE FANFICS ABOUT????

[quinnonimp]

damn bitch u live like this

[420technoblazeit]

a list of wilbur's crimes on qsmp so far:

conspiring to make a cult

goopin' and gunkin'

[pixiecaps]

two of them

[th3-c0ll3ct3r]

I genuinely cannot believe that 2024 ONLY HOPE OF REDEMPTION is Minecraft YouTubers pet picture

[septic-salad]

TED AND SCHLATT LAUGHING AT WILBUR BAHAHFJRHG

[gooperts-gunk]

funniest notification i've gotten these past two weeks

[dontcryminecraft]

"i love this server its so cool anyway tubbo have you ever considered why people fear death?"

[yyuuraii]

"She waited for me chat. She's waited for me for months. Who would I be if I don't try to get her back? She'd do the same for me. If I were to go missing, she'd be the first one trying to get me. Sorry I couldn't be the first one for her."

wilbur wants me fucking dead by the end of this

[bizlybebo]

where’s that post w the screenshot of this duo in the zombie video where op captioned it “these motherfuckers can NOT resist telling a story” because yeah. they really can’t

[acutecoral]

I think one of my favourite things with the Wilbur and Philza confrontation in the maze today is that...no one at any point said the eggs were missing to Wilbur at all before the event began

I could tell Philza tried though, like I noticed earlier he wanted to drop the news on Wil, but it's not easy to drop on anybody especially since Wilbur is clearly already overwhelmed and also just came back, there was hesitation in dropping it on him

And that's what makes Wilbur's accusations so good to me because it's not unfair! They're words said by someone who doesn't have context, who's ignorant and out of touch with the state of things with the residents of the island, who isn't familiar with the harm and hurt and sadness that hangs over the parents and families of the eggs ever since they were gone

But that's Wil's kid! That's his daughter! No one who can suitably fill him in can spare the time to actually tell him the extent of what happened! And whatever explanation they gave him wasn't actually good enough! Because!! Yeah!!! That was vague as hell and didn't answer his question to what people have done!! He was already in the dark about the context of the infiltration and had gotten frustrated from the maze, and now he was given that! How else was he supposed to react? No one was giving him a proper explanation!

And I just lovedddddd Phil's react here too! He's really been popping off with the rp lately!!! Let’s gooooo

Anyways, Phil understandably gets frustrated too! And the accusation and disbelief from Wilbur at the effort they've put to try to get their Kids back pokes at a sore wound that's been festering beneath the facade of calm and groundedness Phil tends to have. He's worried sick, he's always been worried sick and he and everyone else have been doing everything in their power to get their children back only to end up with people getting hurt or punished and whatever else. Of course he blows up! Of course he lashes out! It's unfair to call what they’re doing as uncaring! They care so much! They sacrificed so much for the safety and happiness of their Eggs.

Also the whole infiltration into the presentation also adds to Phil's stress because it's such a precious lead!!! He can't afford to stay back with Wilbur and explain things to him more carefully. He has to be there and figure things out with Cellbit and the rest of them! He has go!! Because it’s that promise of a glimpse of hope that could get them one step closer to understanding where their children went, and how to get them back!

Ahhhhh just!!! Muah!!! Good flipping rp here!! They played it so well 👏

[quinnonimp]

[420technoblazeit]

between wilbur saying utah was an allegory for death, the l'manburg references, and the census guy referring to everyone in the past tense it's starting to look like quesadilla island is a weird afterlife limbo kind of thing and i am Scared